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Ay, sit down.
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Here's what's been happening
on White Famous.
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They shut us down.
They pulled the plug.
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- Peter?
- He thinks that Robbie
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is the fucking star.
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And Gwen--
he's putting 'em into
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some interracial
Mad About You reboot.
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Fuck you doing here,
Malcolm?
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Well, until we land somewhere,
I need a place to work.
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I ain't got a office anymore.
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I don't have a crush on you.
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I actually just started
seeing somebody.
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I'm truly here just
to tell you I'm sorry.
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This must be
Trevor.
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Maybe y'all should go out,
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you know, break bread together.
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I'm not gonna
let him replace you,
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no matter how cool he is.
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There's a part,
and I think it could be
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a much better showcase
for your talent.
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Read the script.
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I thought about it,
and I think it's a--
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It's a brilliant idea.
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- Man, get up.
- What?
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- Get up!
- What?
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Boy, get up, because
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♪ I'm so lit right now ♪
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♪ Okay, okay, okay, ugh ♪
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♪ I'm so lit right now ♪
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♪ Your life is so borin', ay ♪
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♪ Why y'all sleepin' on me ♪
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♪ I can hear you snorin', ugh ♪
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♪ I'm so lit right now,
my diamonds on that... ♪
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Surprise, little man!
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Wow.
Thanks, Dad.
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What's with that face?
Lookin' at me like
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I just brought you
a Cosby sweater.
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It's just...
I already have one.
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Oh, your mama finally
came through, huh?
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Not my mom, exactly.
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If not your mama, then who?
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Hell no.
You mean to tell me
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he's buying you gifts now too?
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He's bribing you?
Mm-hmm.
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- And it's working.
- What am I supposed to do,
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say no?
It was an awesome gift.
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- Where your mama at?
- Practicing for a show.
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Cool. Well, you go ahead,
play your game.
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I'ma go ahead
and take this one back.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Don't take that back.
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I can sell this
to one of my friends.
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Oh, no, you will not.
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You ain't profiting
off my fatherly generosity.
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I'd rather have Balls
play around with this thing.
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He was eyeing it
like a Thanksgiving turkey.
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Just so you know, I appreciate
Robbie's gift-giving,
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but I still don't think
he's legit.
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I think he's trying too hard.
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Oh, I know he's trying
too hard.
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Hey, both of you,
cut it out.
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Poor guy's not even here
to defend himself.
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- Oh, the poor guy.
- Ugh.
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What type of shop
you running here, woman?
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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It means I don't want the...
it means I don't want
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the Duke of fucking Earl
trying to bribe my kid.
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Well, I'm sorry
to break it to you, Floyd,
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but they actually
get along really well.
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It's sweet.
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How many times
have y'all hung out?
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I don't know, a few.
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- A few?
- Yeah.
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You think that's appropriate?
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Isn't that a little fast?
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You're the one who
encouraged us to go out
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- in the first place.
- Hey, I was confused
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and overwhelmed at the time.
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Only thing I suggested
is that
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y'all go out
and break some bread.
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I didn't know you was gonna
move in with him.
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Okay, you're acting
hysterical, Floyd,
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- and weirdly possessive.
- Maybe I am,
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but I just didn't expect things
to accelerate so quickly.
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What happened
to taking things slow?
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- Why you rushin'?
- Nobody's rushing.
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He just got him
a little present.
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- It's not a big deal.
- It's a big deal to me.
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Oh, my God, I am so tired
of your petty jealousy, Floyd.
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I know you think it's cute,
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or maybe you're just
workshopping your material,
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but you're wearing me
the fuck out.
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Are you coming
to my showcase tonight?
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Since when have I missed
one of your things?
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- Plenty of times.
- Oh, maybe when I was
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on the road,
taking care of business,
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'cause that's what I do,
Sadie.
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- Oh, my God.
- TCB.
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Are you finished,
or would you like to continue
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the run and pat yourself
on your long-suffering back?
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Nah, I'm good.
But you know how much I love
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hearing you sing
and watch you do your thing.
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Shit make me harder
than a corpse in the winter.
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That's nice, Floyd.
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Don't you have that thing
to go to?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- Word?
- Mm-hmm.
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♪ rock music ♪
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Break a leg.
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Fool.
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Look, man, I'm your best friend
in the whole wide world.
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If you don't put a ring
on that bitch's finger,
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then you're stupid.
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Beat!
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Because I might just do it.
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Mind if I get in
on this?
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That was beautiful, guys.
You see?
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My instincts were right on this.
What a great cast.
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Young...oh, fresh.
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- So fresh.
- Oh--ooh.
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And funny.
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Most importantly:
diverse, yes?
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Now, this is woke--
better!
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This is woke without giving
the impression
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of trying for woke...ness.
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I mean, this is like...
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...comfort food for the soul.
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No!
Soul food...for the soul.
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See what I did there?
Everyone get out.
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Go, go, go.
Oh, except Floyd.
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Just wanna have a little, uh,
chitchat with my man,
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my-my brother
from a Nubian mother.
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All right, it's not working.
But it's fine.
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Listen, Floyd.
I, uh...
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- I wanna thank you.
- For?
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Whatever you did to Amy,
however you did it, you...
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you have reinvigorated
our marriage,
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- and I thank you.
- Oh, shit.
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- Here we go.
- You know, it's like
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your penis is a...
I don't know,
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some kind of erotic time machine
that's just swept Amy back
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to how she was when she met me,
and I've...
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She was a hellcat back then,
I'm telling you--
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just a real sexy little...
f-fuck doll.
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I mean, s-so dirty.
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So thank you.
It is a...
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it's a joy to have her
back in my bed.
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Happy to be of service.
Not even remotely offended.
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- Are we done here?
- Yeah, sure.
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A-are you gonna
talk to Malcolm?
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Ah, yes, um...
moment of complete honesty?
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Moment of complete honesty.
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You're gonna have to read
for the producer.
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Wait, what?
No, man--you're the boss man.
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- I thought you told me--
- Yes, yes, I know, and, uh...
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I like what I said.
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I just can't go around having
opinions all over the place.
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Wouldn't make for a very happy
work environment, would it?
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But don't worry.
If he doesn't engage,
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I'll just, uh, you know,
ram it through.
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So do I have the job or not?
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Well, in my experience,
the outcome
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of any important meeting's
usually been decided
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long before anyone sets foot
in the room, so I don't know.
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You know what, man?
You're confusing
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the shit out of me, man.
I'm gonna leave
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- before I hit you.
- Oh!
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Yup, yup, w-wait.
Big love, brother.
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Oh!
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Big, big love.
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I'll see you around.
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- Right.
- Oh, and one more thing.
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You don't have to say "beat."
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You just have to leave a beat.
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And, uh,
no more cursing, Floyd.
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This is network shit.
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Now, fuck off.
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♪ slow hip-hop music ♪
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Hey!
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Floyd, you scared
the shit out of me.
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What the fuck was that?
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- What did I just witness?
- Oh, it was nothing.
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- It was a dumb acting exercise.
- "A dumb acting exercise," huh?
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What is that, some shit
you learned from Teddy?
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What is that,
method acting or something?
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- Exactly.
- Let me tell you something.
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That clown is currently
seeing my baby mama,
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and he's currently
involved in my son,
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so if you two are currently
doing some low-down,
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dirty fucking,
I wanna know about it.
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Floyd, it's complicated.
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It's not
that complicated, Gwen.
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You're either riding his rig,
or you're not.
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The lines just get blurry
when you work together.
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Oh, I know. Like, one day,
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you could be working with Peter,
then the next minute,
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you're giving him a tug job
while he's sucking
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- on one of your titties.
- It's true!
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I thought you had a boyfriend.
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Didn't you say you started
seeing somebody new?
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Wait, was it him
you was talking about?
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- Sort of.
- Motherfucker!
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Oh, Floyd, come on.
Don't go off all half-cocked.
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Oh, I'm not half-cocked.
I'm fully cocked!
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Don't you worry about it.
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♪ It's like
they're telling me ♪
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♪ There's no
three-chord remedy ♪
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♪ There is a song
I'd like to write ♪
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♪ The one I know
will save my life ♪
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♪ Three little words
to make it right ♪
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♪ That's how it's got to be ♪
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You gotta fuckin' tell her.
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I think that's
a terrible idea.
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Of course you do, man,
'cause you thinking about
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how that's gonna
fuck up the business.
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No, Testes, I'm thinking
about how it's gonna affect
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his relationship
with Sadie, long-term.
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No matter how this shakes out,
he's always gonna
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be the one
who spilled the beans
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and fucked up her relationship
with Robbie.
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And trust, she will
resent you for that.
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Man's got a point.
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My head's all mixed up
right now.
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You know,
part of me feels good
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because I knew he was
a punk from the beginning,
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but then part of me feels bad
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'cause I don't want her
to feel bad.
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But then I kind of do.
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It's that duality of man
shit, man.
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You know, if anybody
should tell her anything,
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it should be me,
because then
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she'll break down
in anger and sadness,
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and I could be there
to comfort her.
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Might be my only chance
to get in there.
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I mean, I could literally
be inside her
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before she realizes
it's a terrible idea,
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and then I could
be a substitute
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for you and Robbie,
and her and I will always
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have that dirty moment in time--
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wrapped in sadness and anger.
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I'm liking this.
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I'm gonna tell her.
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You're not telling anybody
anything, motherfucker.
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I'm sorry.
I got excited.
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I was manifesting.
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Stop manifesting,
you fuckin' camel jockey.
247
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,410
Look, man, you got a snake
248
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,078
in your fuckin' garden,
all right?
249
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,371
You gotta cut
the motherfucker's head off
250
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,915
before he does any more damage.
251
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,084
And you got your boy
to think about.
252
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,503
You can't let this motherfucker
disrespect his mama.
253
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,087
You're right, Balls,
but it can't be tonight
254
00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,672
and it can't come from me.
255
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,257
I don't wanna fuck
with her headspace.
256
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,884
Ah, shit--facts.
257
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,428
I am so excited for this gig.
258
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,097
I wonder
what she's gonna wear.
259
00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,599
Ay, can you get her
to send a pic?
260
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,810
'Cause I'm really trying
to match with her.
261
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,104
I think it's her legs
that get me so juiced up,
262
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,689
but what is it for you, Floyd?
263
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,567
I can't believe we've
never talked about this.
264
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,237
What?
Is it so wrong to be open
265
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:16,032
and honest about her beauty
and how it makes me feel?
266
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:19,327
Because I think it would
be weird to hold it in.
267
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,454
That's how you get cancer.
268
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,374
Huh?
269
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:31,130
Oh, if it ain't
Agent Double-Oh-Zero himself.
270
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,590
Thanks for coming,
Robbie.
271
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,883
- Thanks for inviting me.
- Mm.
272
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,385
We're not gonna
wrestle, are we?
273
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,221
I'm not making any promises,
motherfucker.
274
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,306
Fair enough.
Understood.
275
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,479
I always knew you were
a fuckin' punk, Robbie.
276
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,147
Yeah, you lucky
I'm a gentle giant,
277
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,440
'cause it'd sure be nice
to hang your ass
278
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,192
over that balcony,
Suge-style.
279
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,862
Yeah, or run you over,
Suge-style.
280
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,446
Relax, you two.
Let me talk to this fool.
281
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,330
- I'm listening.
- Look, things got complicated.
282
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,915
As-as I'm sure you know,
283
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,501
Gwen is a very intense actress--
very physical.
284
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,753
And I think I was
overwhelmed a little
285
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,922
by everything
that's been happening--
286
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,465
Sadie, Teddy...
287
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,384
...the pilot, the new pilot,
288
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,886
and meeting Trevor.
289
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,012
I got confused.
290
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,638
So your confusion caused you
291
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,223
to stick your dick
in another woman, hmm?
292
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,018
Well, that's technically
what happened, yes...
293
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,186
- unfortunately.
- Look, man.
294
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,273
I'm the last one to judge
anybody on this shit.
295
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:34,319
And I know the treachery
that new pussy can cause.
296
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,237
But my son is involved
in this shit,
297
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,197
and you can't go
disrespecting his mom.
298
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,033
Agreed, 100 percent.
299
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,951
- And he's a great kid.
- He is a great kid.
300
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,287
That's why you gotta tell her,
or I'm gonna tell her.
301
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,456
And it's gonna sound
way better coming from you.
302
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,041
Okay.
O-okay.
303
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,542
Tell her I shall,
but not tonight.
304
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,002
Obviously.
305
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,587
And you know what's
even more fucked up?
306
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,088
This shit.
307
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,882
You went and bought Trevor
an Xbox?
308
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,717
Yes, and-and he loved it.
309
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,218
Yeah, that's dad shit.
310
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,555
Oh, o-okay.
Understood.
311
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,806
I'm-I'm sorry.
312
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,266
It was a gift
from the network
313
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,060
and I'm not a big
video game guy, so...
314
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,728
- Wait a minute.
- ...I-I thought he'd like it.
315
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,897
Are you telling me
that you regifting now?
316
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,774
You pawning off freebies
on my boy?
317
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,400
You can't do
no better than that?
318
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,070
Man,
get the fuck out of here.
319
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,447
You greasy, light-skinned,
green-eyed,
320
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,449
Siamese-cat-looking
motherfucker.
321
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,076
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Okay.
322
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,079
♪ hip-hop music ♪
323
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,251
All right, so you ain't
324
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,921
- gonna say shit.
- Nah, dog.
325
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,839
'Cause it ain't about me
tonight, you know?
326
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,675
- All right, man.
- It's-it's her event.
327
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,718
I mean, like, I don't--
I don't want nothin' to...
328
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,261
I don't want shit to pop off.
329
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,516
- Ay!
- Hey!
330
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,184
- Yeah.
- Thank you for coming.
331
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,519
Oh, I wouldn't miss it
for the world!
332
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,895
Oh, God!
Hi.
333
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,814
Hey, is there a bathroom
around here?
334
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,441
I got a priority mail delivery
that needs dealing with.
335
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,944
Yeah.
It's that way.
336
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,946
- All right. Handle this...
- Good luck with that.
337
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,698
Um, did you see Robbie
out there?
338
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,991
- No.
- Getting kind of late,
339
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,826
and he's backing me up on keys.
340
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,828
- He's a musician too?
- Yeah, he's super talented.
341
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,913
But he's gotta have, like,
a small dick, right?
342
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,707
Like, something's gotta give.
343
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,458
Yeah, I don't think
you want me to answer that.
344
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,584
Nah, I don't.
I'm good.
345
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,794
- No, you don't.
- Mm-mm.
346
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,295
Um, so how did it go today?
347
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,422
Because I haven't
heard from him.
348
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,589
It was okay.
It was fine.
349
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,216
Weird, as usual.
350
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,884
You know, who knows
how those things shake out?
351
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,220
Yeah.
It's really getting late.
352
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,888
You think maybe he's not
the great guy
353
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,306
- that you think he is?
- Come on, Floyd.
354
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,641
Why would you say that?
355
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,184
Listen, I know
you're jealous--
356
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,061
- I'm not jealous.
- You are jealous.
357
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,480
But it's perfectly natural,
given the circumstances.
358
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,150
You have to know,
he's a wonderful guy, act--
359
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,860
- Sadie, I need--
- Kali! Hi!
360
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,403
- Hi.
- Thank you for coming.
361
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,404
- Of course.
- Oh, my God.
362
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,156
Floyd, this is Kali.
363
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,949
We've been writing together
on her new album.
364
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,492
This is Trevor's dad, Floyd.
365
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,202
Uh, yeah, I know who
Trevor's dad, Floyd, is.
366
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,954
Oh, you do, do you?
367
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,247
- Uh-huh.
- So, uh, Sadie's been talking
368
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,541
- about me, huh?
- Uh, no.
369
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,376
But I saw you
down at the J-Spot,
370
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,004
and-and your impressions
are fucking funny as shit,
371
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,048
like Obama going down
on Michelle?
372
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,924
- That's your shit?
- That's my shit.
373
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,677
Oh, well,
Michelle--pineapples.
374
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,847
That's all I gotta say.
Sasha and Malia went to bed.
375
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,515
Joe Biden's in his cage.
376
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,726
I believe it's time to, uh,
377
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,353
roll down the dad jeans
and get to the task at hand.
378
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,688
Thank you!
379
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,023
Or Tracy Morgan.
380
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,025
You get a baby.
You get a baby.
381
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,861
Everybody gets a baby
in this motherfucker.
382
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,780
She used to love that
way back in the day.
383
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,531
Yeah, back in the day,
like in the dark ages.
384
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,574
Yeah.
385
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,034
Oh, there he is.
386
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,915
- He's a good-looking guy.
- Yeah.
387
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,750
♪ Show 'em what you're
working with ♪
388
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,918
You hate him, don't you?
389
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,544
I can't stand that nigga.
390
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,756
Can you hate him
like Denzel?
391
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,174
Okay.
392
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,009
I can't stand
that motherfucker, huh?
393
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,136
I hate him, hmm?
And we ain't talking about
394
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,097
your normal garden variety
of hate.
395
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,265
We're talking about hate
of biblical proportions.
396
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,809
Huh?
397
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,685
The plagues on Pharaoh--
that's what the fuck
398
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,229
- I feel about that nigga.
- Mm.
399
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,605
That's what I feel, huh?
400
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,949
So what the fuck
was that about?
401
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,619
You don't even know
who I am, do you?
402
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,121
Yeah, I do.
You're Kali.
403
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,123
I just met you.
Right over there.
404
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,916
But you don't know what I do.
405
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,376
I mean, you hang out
with Sadie,
406
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,086
so, what,
you a musician or...
407
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,420
What you--what you sing?
408
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,922
What?
409
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,757
Hey, Balls,
what's up, man?
410
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,593
- This is, uh, Kali.
- Ah, shit, man.
411
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,095
Huge fan.
412
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,013
Pleasure to make
your acquaintance.
413
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,516
Your voice?
Your voice speaks to my soul.
414
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,560
- Aww.
- Relax, Balls.
415
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,103
I don't need you stroking out
all over the lady, all right?
416
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,521
'Cause your big ass
can take her out
417
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,856
- like a wrecking ball.
- No,
418
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,190
that was very sweet
of you, Balls.
419
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,900
Thank you.
You know, I don't think
420
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,861
your friend here knows
a damn thing about me.
421
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,779
Aw, he don't know shit.
Yo, she won
422
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,283
the reality show Pipes,
and her first record was huge.
423
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,993
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not really
424
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,411
a reality TV buff,
and I don't really listen
425
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,996
- to pop music.
- Hmm.
426
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,455
Hey, man, it's not pop
like you thinking, man.
427
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,708
It's smart pop.
Shit's soulful pop, man.
428
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,127
Deep-ass lyrical shit.
429
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,129
Hey, yo, remember the time
you caught me crying?
430
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,672
- Yeah.
- And you asked me what
431
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,215
I was listening to
that reduced me to tears?
432
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,759
- Uh-huh.
- It was Miss Kali, yo.
433
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,636
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
434
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,972
You're the woman responsible
for making Balls blubber?
435
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,640
You know what?
It's lovely to meet you,
436
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,559
- Miss Kali.
- Nice to meet you too.
437
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,186
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, me too.
438
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,146
Ay, when's that new album
gonna drop?
439
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,064
I am actually working on it
right now.
440
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,192
I've been doing some writing.
That's how I met Sadie.
441
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,651
- Oh, word?
- Yeah.
442
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,236
Oh, my God.
443
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,863
Okay, you guys see
that guy over there?
444
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,198
The douchey one?
445
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,867
So he's, like,
an agent somewhere.
446
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,577
Tried to sign me once.
447
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,495
And when I said no,
he started sending me dick pics.
448
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,164
Yup, that's my agent.
449
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,168
Oh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
450
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,711
Yeah, me fuckin' too.
451
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,463
Ay, there he is.
452
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,923
- 'Sup, my guy?
- What's going on?
453
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,299
Kali, hey,
it's so good to see--
454
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,718
I have to go
the little girls' room.
455
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,720
We worked together
a while back,
456
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,681
and-and she got weird,
so I had to let her down easy.
457
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,684
So, you know...whew.
458
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,144
Why, what'd she say?
459
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,191
Man, I ain't got no shame.
460
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,026
I think it's fuckin' pretty.
461
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:29,131
♪ Strings on my guitar ♪
462
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,637
♪ Hold my lonely heart ♪
463
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,306
♪ It's like
they're telling me ♪
464
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:41,894
♪ There's no
three-chord remedy ♪
465
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,607
♪ That's the song
I'd like to write ♪
466
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,403
♪ The one I know
will save my life ♪
467
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,489
♪ Three little words
to make it right ♪
468
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,118
♪ That's how it has to be ♪
469
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:03,457
♪ You and love and me ♪
470
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,463
♪ It's an honest melody ♪
471
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,637
♪ It's one inside of me ♪
472
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,514
Man, she's so good.
473
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,434
I'm falling in love with her
all over again.
474
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,644
But, like, deeper this time.
475
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,313
I'm maturing.
476
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,773
I loved how she seemed
to write about you
477
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,818
and him in the same song.
478
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,486
So deep.
479
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,655
Profound.
480
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,115
♪ To make it right ♪
481
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,036
♪ That's how it has to be ♪
482
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,750
♪ You and love and me ♪
483
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,172
♪ You and love and me ♪
484
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,382
- Thanks so much. It was great.
- Thank you so much for coming.
485
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,468
- Yeah, thank you.
- Appreciate it.
486
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,844
That was amazing, woman.
487
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,971
- Aw, thank you.
- Great stuff.
488
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,723
Yeah, I-I know
it must be difficult
489
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,641
for you to hear
that stuff sometimes.
490
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,310
Yeah, well, you gotta talk
about what you know, right?
491
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,978
It's all I got.
492
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,273
So you and Kali seem
to be getting along famously.
493
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,900
Oh, yeah,
she a cool chick.
494
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,360
- Yeah.
- Had no idea she was somebody.
495
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,736
Oh, she's somebody.
496
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,904
If I could get a song
on her album,
497
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,197
that'd be really good for me.
498
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,615
Hey, fingers crossed.
499
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,034
Yeah. So, you know,
if you don't mind,
500
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,827
maybe don't go there--
501
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,372
just if the opportunity
presents itself.
502
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,165
- How you mean?
- I'm just thinking big picture.
503
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,750
If she and I start
working together
504
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,627
and then you get involved,
it could get weird.
505
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,087
You know what I mean.
506
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,922
I know exactly what you mean.
507
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,465
Kind of funny how you
don't mind getting involved
508
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,342
with somebody
that I'm working with.
509
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,052
- That's different.
- Not really.
510
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,678
Robbie and I
were already dating.
511
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,389
I mean, the lead-up
might be different,
512
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,973
but it's still just you
thinking about you.
513
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,725
I'm sorry, how were you
not thinking about you
514
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,435
when you fucked
that lady agent, Floyd?
515
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,229
That had nothing to do with...
516
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,772
This is just
your pretzel logic, Sadie.
517
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,065
I don't wanna fight
about this here.
518
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,483
You started it--
519
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,776
tried to put Baby
in a corner.
520
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,069
You know what, Floyd?
Forget it.
521
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,779
Do your thing.
I'm sorry I asked.
522
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,406
- Hey, Sadie.
- Forget it.
523
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,949
Sadie.
524
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,288
Hey, bro-bro.
525
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,960
Tomorrow, you feel me?
526
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,712
I want this poisonous shit
out of my brain.
527
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,464
I don't think I can do it,
Floyd.
528
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,591
Wanna try and explain to me
what you mean by that?
529
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,844
- Because you better.
- Floyd, look.
530
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,513
I fucked up.
I made a huge mistake.
531
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,056
But being up there with her,
that was real.
532
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,850
That was magic.
533
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,476
The thing with Gwen was
stupidity and bad for my career,
534
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,061
and it's over,
effective immediately.
535
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,479
Look, I don't trust your ass,
536
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,064
and it's not my job
to trust your ass.
537
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,816
Just do the right thing
so I can stop carrying
538
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,526
- this shit around with me.
- I can't do that.
539
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,027
I can't intentionally
implode what might be
540
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,654
the best relationship
of my life.
541
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,239
So I gotta do it?
That's what you telling me?
542
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,574
I don't see why
you have to do anything.
543
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,117
Why can't you just let it be?
544
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,743
I'm not keeping
your fucking secrets.
545
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,912
- I don't even like you.
- Well, that's a shame.
546
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,831
Because I like you, Floyd.
I-I-I think
547
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,666
you're immensely talented,
and I'm glad we have
548
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,209
the opportunity
to work together again.
549
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,377
Don't fuckin'
butter me up, man.
550
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,462
I see what you're doing.
551
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,796
Floyd, listen.
552
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,631
I know this is hard for you.
553
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,842
And-and-and I'm sorry
things did not work out
554
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,760
for you and Sadie back then,
555
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,596
but I'm in love with her now,
and I-I-I--
556
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,222
You're in love with her
right now,
557
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,433
but I just saw you
making out with somebody else?
558
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,351
Didn't you do that,
once upon a time?
559
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,979
Didn't you--didn't you love her
but fuck someone else?
560
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,857
Motherfucker, who the fuck
you think you are right now?
561
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,442
Bringing up my personal shit.
562
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,152
You don't know shit
about me, partner.
563
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,612
I only know what she's told me.
564
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,530
Listen, you tell her,
or I'ma tell her.
565
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,865
It's as simple as that.
566
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,950
Then do it, Floyd.
567
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,827
But I'm not gonna stand here
and let you
568
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,787
be my personal conscience
when you're just as guilty
569
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,456
- as I am of questionable--
- Motherfucker!
570
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,166
How about that?
571
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,210
Beyoncé-face-havin'-ass
bitch.
572
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,086
- You outta here, man.
- Get off me, man.
573
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,963
- You outta here, man.
- Get out.
574
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,381
What?
Ay, ay, Sadie,
575
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,841
I'm s--I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
576
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,384
Sorry?
Sorry doesn't mean
577
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,261
anything anymore.
You couldn't be an adult
578
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,971
- for one night for me?
- Listen.
579
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,723
Sadie, there's some things
that you don't understand.
580
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,266
There's a lot
I don't understand, Floyd,
581
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,643
and it's mostly about you.
582
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,936
- I got him.
- Leave.
583
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,479
Ay, I got him.
I got him.
584
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,022
We outta here.
We outta here.
585
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,565
Fuck you, Papa Doc.
586
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,236
Yeah, man, you kicked
587
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,112
that fuckin' high yellow
motherfucker in the ass.
588
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,073
Then why am I the one who feel
like I got clocked, Balls?
589
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,617
Hey, where are you guys going?
590
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,036
- You don't say bye?
- I'm so sor--
591
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,913
It was nice to meet you,
pop star.
592
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,623
- Oh, okay.
- Yo, it was, like,
593
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:13,624
really nice to meet you.
594
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,376
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
595
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,835
That was, uh, some crazy drama
back in there.
596
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,504
There's always drama
with the baby mama.
597
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,799
Oh, that sounds heavy.
Poor thing.
598
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:22,883
Do you guys wanna get
some drinks?
599
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,343
Yeah, man.
Let's drink.
600
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,719
- Come on.
- Let's get some drinks.
601
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,846
- Ay, ay.
- Drink away the sorrows.
602
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,058
♪ rock music ♪
603
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,143
You know we would've
taken you anywhere, right?
604
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,938
I know.
605
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,774
Sometimes I just kinda
wanna be somewhere real.
606
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,901
These last few months
have been, like,
607
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,822
a blur of hotel rooms
and concert venues
608
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,991
and backstage
and restaurants
609
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,034
and TV shows
and selfies and--ugh.
610
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,869
Oh, you poor girl.
611
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,746
- Ha-ha.
- Miss Kali,
612
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,082
I could do this
for the rest of my life,
613
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,459
but I gotta get up
at four in the morning.
614
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,336
- Why?
- I gotta deliver the mail.
615
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,879
Shit's what I do.
616
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,882
You do what you do.
I do what I do.
617
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,386
Well, this is not
good-bye, Balls.
618
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,013
Oh!
619
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,974
I will see you again.
620
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,059
- You're too awesome.
- Oh, lady,
621
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,728
you gonna make
my fat-ass heart explode.
622
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,063
Oh.
Good night, man.
623
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,774
Ay, y'all two behave
yourselves out here.
624
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,986
Aww, he's awesome.
625
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,196
You guys are awesome.
626
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,991
Yup, we cool.
627
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,952
Mm...you know...
628
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,621
...sometimes I will go days
629
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,123
without seeing
any black people.
630
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,708
It's weird.
631
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,210
It's like the crowd
slowly changes,
632
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,587
and the next thing you know,
633
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,255
it's like a sea
of all white faces.
634
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,591
You ever feel like
you're selling out?
635
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,593
Nah.
Fuck that.
636
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,970
When I was a kid...
637
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,264
...I said that
I wanted to sing for people.
638
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,892
- Mm.
- Not just one group.
639
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,435
And what about you?
640
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,646
I mean, don't you wanna
make everyone laugh,
641
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:02,191
not just people
at the comedy clubs?
642
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,942
Yup, I do, but...
643
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,569
I just don't like the shit
you gotta deal with
644
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,946
- along the way, you know?
- Yeah, facts.
645
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,657
Mm.
646
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,241
You know, it feels so good
to be able to talk
647
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,160
to somebody else
about this, you know?
648
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,828
What about Sadie?
649
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,917
We're on
two different paths.
650
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,211
There's just so much
stuff between us.
651
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:27,466
Don't you ever just wanna
be done with the stuff?
652
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:31,428
Have something...new?
Real?
653
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,013
Yeah, but...
654
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,518
...I love her.
655
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,146
Hmm.
656
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,775
Well, I guess we all have
that someone somewhere.
657
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,902
Yeah.
658
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:50,656
Shit...I got a pretty good
first album out of my guy.
659
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,324
Yeah, you're damn right
you did.
660
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,702
Turned Balls into a big
fuckin' puddle of tears.
661
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,495
He was crying like
662
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,122
a 14-year-old fat girl.
663
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,250
Do somebody else.
664
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,377
Do someone.
Let me see.
665
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,422
Hmm.
666
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,840
Let's see who we have
667
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,426
- in the arsenal here.
- Okay.
668
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,094
Let me tell you motherfuckers
669
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,846
something, you know.
Now, I might be dead,
670
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,889
but, you know, I be watching
how these young boys
671
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,016
be slinging the dick.
672
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,852
And let me tell you something,
they don't know how
673
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,438
to do it, you know?
Now, if I was alive, you know,
674
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,773
I would do the thing called
"the spiritual dick."
675
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,859
You know what that mean?
That mean I fuck your ass
676
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,695
so hard that you die.
How about that shit, you know?
677
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,572
I don't give a fuck!
678
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,366
All right, do someone else!
679
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,410
All right, cool.
680
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,662
Well, I do believe
681
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,790
that Sasha and Malia
have gone to bed.
682
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,918
So it's time to slip down
the dad jeans
683
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,712
and get to the task at hand.
684
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:50,174
Now, uh, we live
in great times of uncertainty.
685
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,301
But I do believe...
686
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:56,263
that liberty is indeed moving
up-up-up-up-up,
687
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,598
up your thighs...
688
00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,350
to the Oval Orifice, where...
689
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,728
the little first lady
is waiting on a boat.
690
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,565
Come here.
691
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,941
Mm.
692
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,447
♪ sensual music ♪
693
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,698
Okay.
694
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,116
Oh, shit, now.
695
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,302
♪ Oh, anywhere you wanna go,
go, go, go ♪
696
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,806
- ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪
- ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪
697
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:42,017
♪ Baby, you just let me know,
know, know, know ♪
698
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,103
- ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪
- ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪
699
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,272
♪ I'll take you there,
I'll take you there ♪
700
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,358
- ♪ I'll take you there ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
701
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,777
- ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪
- ♪ Anytime ♪
702
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,445
♪ I'll take you there,
I'll take you there ♪
703
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,322
♪ I'll take you there ♪
704
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:58,659
♪ Anywhere, anywhere,
anywhere ♪
705
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,536
♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪
706
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,079
♪ I'm tellin' you
it's not a problem ♪
707
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,831
♪ Baby, you just let me know ♪
708
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,666
♪ Anywhere you ever
thought of ♪
709
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,376
♪ You say you ain't been
around the world ♪
710
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,836
♪ It's time to show you
how it's done ♪
711
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,712
♪ I built this empire for two ♪
712
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,422
♪ I'm thinkin'
you might be the one ♪
713
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,342
♪ Anywhere you wanna go,
go, go, go ♪
714
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,720
- ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪
- ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪
715
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,974
♪ Baby, you just let me know,
know, know, know ♪
716
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:25,060
- ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪
- ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪
717
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,687
♪ I'll take you there,
I'll take you there ♪
718
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,064
♪ I'll take you there ♪
719
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,984
- ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪
- ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪
720
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,485
♪ I'll take you there,
I'll take you there ♪
721
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,529
♪ I'll take you there ♪
53393
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