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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:06,423 Ay, sit down. 2 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,050 Here's what's been happening on White Famous. 3 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,219 They shut us down. They pulled the plug. 4 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,720 - Peter? - He thinks that Robbie 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,180 is the fucking star. 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,182 And Gwen-- he's putting 'em into 7 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,226 some interracial Mad About You reboot. 8 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,144 Fuck you doing here, Malcolm? 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,395 Well, until we land somewhere, I need a place to work. 10 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,730 I ain't got a office anymore. 11 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,357 I don't have a crush on you. 12 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,025 I actually just started seeing somebody. 13 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,860 I'm truly here just to tell you I'm sorry. 14 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,070 This must be Trevor. 15 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,488 Maybe y'all should go out, 16 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,240 you know, break bread together. 17 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,574 I'm not gonna let him replace you, 18 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,534 no matter how cool he is. 19 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,328 There's a part, and I think it could be 20 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,038 a much better showcase for your talent. 21 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,498 Read the script. 22 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,083 I thought about it, and I think it's a-- 23 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,501 It's a brilliant idea. 24 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,336 - Man, get up. - What? 25 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,004 - Get up! - What? 26 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,422 Boy, get up, because 27 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,299 ♪ I'm so lit right now ♪ 28 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,926 ♪ Okay, okay, okay, ugh ♪ 29 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,386 ♪ I'm so lit right now ♪ 30 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,554 ♪ Your life is so borin', ay ♪ 31 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,889 ♪ Why y'all sleepin' on me ♪ 32 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,016 ♪ I can hear you snorin', ugh ♪ 33 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,602 ♪ I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that... ♪ 34 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,480 Surprise, little man! 35 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,442 Wow. Thanks, Dad. 36 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,152 What's with that face? Lookin' at me like 37 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,737 I just brought you a Cosby sweater. 38 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,657 It's just... I already have one. 39 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,742 Oh, your mama finally came through, huh? 40 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,120 Not my mom, exactly. 41 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,998 If not your mama, then who? 42 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,085 - No. - Yeah. 43 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,295 Hell no. You mean to tell me 44 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,838 he's buying you gifts now too? 45 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,756 He's bribing you? Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,800 - And it's working. - What am I supposed to do, 47 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,136 say no? It was an awesome gift. 48 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,679 - Where your mama at? - Practicing for a show. 49 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,097 Cool. Well, you go ahead, play your game. 50 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,765 I'ma go ahead and take this one back. 51 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,350 No, no, no, no, no. Don't take that back. 52 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,476 I can sell this to one of my friends. 53 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,103 Oh, no, you will not. 54 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,980 You ain't profiting off my fatherly generosity. 55 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,274 I'd rather have Balls play around with this thing. 56 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,193 He was eyeing it like a Thanksgiving turkey. 57 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,322 Just so you know, I appreciate Robbie's gift-giving, 58 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,282 but I still don't think he's legit. 59 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,700 I think he's trying too hard. 60 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,535 Oh, I know he's trying too hard. 61 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,120 Hey, both of you, cut it out. 62 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,164 Poor guy's not even here to defend himself. 63 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:06,084 - Oh, the poor guy. - Ugh. 64 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,919 What type of shop you running here, woman? 65 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,588 What is that supposed to mean? 66 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,715 It means I don't want the... it means I don't want 67 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,051 the Duke of fucking Earl trying to bribe my kid. 68 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,844 Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, Floyd, 69 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,137 but they actually get along really well. 70 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,513 It's sweet. 71 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,681 How many times have y'all hung out? 72 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,974 I don't know, a few. 73 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,225 - A few? - Yeah. 74 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,393 You think that's appropriate? 75 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,895 Isn't that a little fast? 76 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,605 You're the one who encouraged us to go out 77 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:27,731 - in the first place. - Hey, I was confused 78 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,149 and overwhelmed at the time. 79 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,484 Only thing I suggested is that 80 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,069 y'all go out and break some bread. 81 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,653 I didn't know you was gonna move in with him. 82 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,155 Okay, you're acting hysterical, Floyd, 83 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,990 - and weirdly possessive. - Maybe I am, 84 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,284 but I just didn't expect things to accelerate so quickly. 85 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,203 What happened to taking things slow? 86 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,871 - Why you rushin'? - Nobody's rushing. 87 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,456 He just got him a little present. 88 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,583 - It's not a big deal. - It's a big deal to me. 89 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,002 Oh, my God, I am so tired of your petty jealousy, Floyd. 90 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,796 I know you think it's cute, 91 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,381 or maybe you're just workshopping your material, 92 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,716 but you're wearing me the fuck out. 93 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,385 Are you coming to my showcase tonight? 94 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,011 Since when have I missed one of your things? 95 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,388 - Plenty of times. - Oh, maybe when I was 96 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,847 on the road, taking care of business, 97 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,099 'cause that's what I do, Sadie. 98 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,810 - Oh, my God. - TCB. 99 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,020 Are you finished, or would you like to continue 100 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,689 the run and pat yourself on your long-suffering back? 101 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,275 Nah, I'm good. But you know how much I love 102 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:15,404 hearing you sing and watch you do your thing. 103 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,781 Shit make me harder than a corpse in the winter. 104 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,157 That's nice, Floyd. 105 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,534 Don't you have that thing to go to? 106 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,993 - What? - Yeah. 107 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,537 - Word? - Mm-hmm. 108 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,831 ♪ rock music ♪ 109 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,499 Break a leg. 110 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,547 Fool. 111 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,553 Look, man, I'm your best friend in the whole wide world. 112 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,138 If you don't put a ring on that bitch's finger, 113 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,472 then you're stupid. 114 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,765 Beat! 115 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,977 Because I might just do it. 116 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,942 Mind if I get in on this? 117 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,782 That was beautiful, guys. You see? 118 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,202 My instincts were right on this. What a great cast. 119 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,455 Young...oh, fresh. 120 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,914 - So fresh. - Oh--ooh. 121 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,749 And funny. 122 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,586 Most importantly: diverse, yes? 123 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,880 Now, this is woke-- better! 124 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,507 This is woke without giving the impression 125 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,926 of trying for woke...ness. 126 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,511 I mean, this is like... 127 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,306 ...comfort food for the soul. 128 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:28,685 No! Soul food...for the soul. 129 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,521 See what I did there? Everyone get out. 130 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,690 Go, go, go. Oh, except Floyd. 131 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:39,154 Just wanna have a little, uh, chitchat with my man, 132 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,781 my-my brother from a Nubian mother. 133 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,492 All right, it's not working. But it's fine. 134 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,994 Listen, Floyd. I, uh... 135 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,997 - I wanna thank you. - For? 136 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:53,627 Whatever you did to Amy, however you did it, you... 137 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,462 you have reinvigorated our marriage, 138 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,297 - and I thank you. - Oh, shit. 139 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,757 - Here we go. - You know, it's like 140 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,634 your penis is a... I don't know, 141 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:05,180 some kind of erotic time machine that's just swept Amy back 142 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,557 to how she was when she met me, and I've... 143 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,851 She was a hellcat back then, I'm telling you-- 144 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:13,772 just a real sexy little... f-fuck doll. 145 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,565 I mean, s-so dirty. 146 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,943 So thank you. It is a... 147 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,153 it's a joy to have her back in my bed. 148 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,489 Happy to be of service. Not even remotely offended. 149 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,407 - Are we done here? - Yeah, sure. 150 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,909 A-are you gonna talk to Malcolm? 151 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:30,497 Ah, yes, um... moment of complete honesty? 152 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,625 Moment of complete honesty. 153 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,669 You're gonna have to read for the producer. 154 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,171 Wait, what? No, man--you're the boss man. 155 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,131 - I thought you told me-- - Yes, yes, I know, and, uh... 156 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,967 I like what I said. 157 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,177 I just can't go around having opinions all over the place. 158 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,429 Wouldn't make for a very happy work environment, would it? 159 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,889 But don't worry. If he doesn't engage, 160 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,267 I'll just, uh, you know, ram it through. 161 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,643 So do I have the job or not? 162 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,228 Well, in my experience, the outcome 163 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,063 of any important meeting's usually been decided 164 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,440 long before anyone sets foot in the room, so I don't know. 165 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,067 You know what, man? You're confusing 166 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,402 the shit out of me, man. I'm gonna leave 167 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,987 - before I hit you. - Oh! 168 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,863 Yup, yup, w-wait. Big love, brother. 169 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:04,948 Oh! 170 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,283 Big, big love. 171 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,785 I'll see you around. 172 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,537 - Right. - Oh, and one more thing. 173 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,955 You don't have to say "beat." 174 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,248 You just have to leave a beat. 175 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,542 And, uh, no more cursing, Floyd. 176 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,127 This is network shit. 177 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,545 Now, fuck off. 178 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,548 ♪ slow hip-hop music ♪ 179 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,463 Hey! 180 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,423 Floyd, you scared the shit out of me. 181 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,216 What the fuck was that? 182 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,177 - What did I just witness? - Oh, it was nothing. 183 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,387 - It was a dumb acting exercise. - "A dumb acting exercise," huh? 184 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,056 What is that, some shit you learned from Teddy? 185 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,641 What is that, method acting or something? 186 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,351 - Exactly. - Let me tell you something. 187 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,811 That clown is currently seeing my baby mama, 188 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,730 and he's currently involved in my son, 189 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,732 so if you two are currently doing some low-down, 190 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,525 dirty fucking, I wanna know about it. 191 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,985 Floyd, it's complicated. 192 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,695 It's not that complicated, Gwen. 193 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,364 You're either riding his rig, or you're not. 194 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,032 The lines just get blurry when you work together. 195 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,784 Oh, I know. Like, one day, 196 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,619 you could be working with Peter, then the next minute, 197 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,537 you're giving him a tug job while he's sucking 198 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,081 - on one of your titties. - It's true! 199 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,832 I thought you had a boyfriend. 200 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,959 Didn't you say you started seeing somebody new? 201 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,379 Wait, was it him you was talking about? 202 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,047 - Sort of. - Motherfucker! 203 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,882 Oh, Floyd, come on. Don't go off all half-cocked. 204 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:49,469 Oh, I'm not half-cocked. I'm fully cocked! 205 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,137 Don't you worry about it. 206 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,279 ♪ It's like they're telling me ♪ 207 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:13,159 ♪ There's no three-chord remedy ♪ 208 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,038 ♪ There is a song I'd like to write ♪ 209 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:20,166 ♪ The one I know will save my life ♪ 210 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,420 ♪ Three little words to make it right ♪ 211 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,840 ♪ That's how it's got to be ♪ 212 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,091 You gotta fuckin' tell her. 213 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,759 I think that's a terrible idea. 214 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,177 Of course you do, man, 'cause you thinking about 215 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,054 how that's gonna fuck up the business. 216 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,974 No, Testes, I'm thinking about how it's gonna affect 217 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,852 his relationship with Sadie, long-term. 218 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,937 No matter how this shakes out, he's always gonna 219 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,647 be the one who spilled the beans 220 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,858 and fucked up her relationship with Robbie. 221 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,943 And trust, she will resent you for that. 222 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,236 Man's got a point. 223 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,529 My head's all mixed up right now. 224 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,364 You know, part of me feels good 225 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,241 because I knew he was a punk from the beginning, 226 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,743 but then part of me feels bad 227 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,578 'cause I don't want her to feel bad. 228 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,246 But then I kind of do. 229 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,039 It's that duality of man shit, man. 230 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,875 You know, if anybody should tell her anything, 231 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,501 it should be me, because then 232 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,046 she'll break down in anger and sadness, 233 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,298 and I could be there to comfort her. 234 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,425 Might be my only chance to get in there. 235 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,719 I mean, I could literally be inside her 236 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,472 before she realizes it's a terrible idea, 237 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,515 and then I could be a substitute 238 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,768 for you and Robbie, and her and I will always 239 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:22,020 have that dirty moment in time-- 240 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,606 wrapped in sadness and anger. 241 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,232 I'm liking this. 242 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,901 I'm gonna tell her. 243 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,111 You're not telling anybody anything, motherfucker. 244 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,863 I'm sorry. I got excited. 245 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,448 I was manifesting. 246 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,992 Stop manifesting, you fuckin' camel jockey. 247 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,410 Look, man, you got a snake 248 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,078 in your fuckin' garden, all right? 249 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,371 You gotta cut the motherfucker's head off 250 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,915 before he does any more damage. 251 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,084 And you got your boy to think about. 252 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,503 You can't let this motherfucker disrespect his mama. 253 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,087 You're right, Balls, but it can't be tonight 254 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,672 and it can't come from me. 255 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,257 I don't wanna fuck with her headspace. 256 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,884 Ah, shit--facts. 257 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,428 I am so excited for this gig. 258 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,097 I wonder what she's gonna wear. 259 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,599 Ay, can you get her to send a pic? 260 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,810 'Cause I'm really trying to match with her. 261 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,104 I think it's her legs that get me so juiced up, 262 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,689 but what is it for you, Floyd? 263 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,567 I can't believe we've never talked about this. 264 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,237 What? Is it so wrong to be open 265 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:16,032 and honest about her beauty and how it makes me feel? 266 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:19,327 Because I think it would be weird to hold it in. 267 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,454 That's how you get cancer. 268 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,374 Huh? 269 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:31,130 Oh, if it ain't Agent Double-Oh-Zero himself. 270 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,590 Thanks for coming, Robbie. 271 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,883 - Thanks for inviting me. - Mm. 272 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,385 We're not gonna wrestle, are we? 273 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,221 I'm not making any promises, motherfucker. 274 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,306 Fair enough. Understood. 275 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,479 I always knew you were a fuckin' punk, Robbie. 276 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,147 Yeah, you lucky I'm a gentle giant, 277 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,440 'cause it'd sure be nice to hang your ass 278 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,192 over that balcony, Suge-style. 279 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,862 Yeah, or run you over, Suge-style. 280 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,446 Relax, you two. Let me talk to this fool. 281 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,330 - I'm listening. - Look, things got complicated. 282 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,915 As-as I'm sure you know, 283 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,501 Gwen is a very intense actress-- very physical. 284 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,753 And I think I was overwhelmed a little 285 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,922 by everything that's been happening-- 286 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,465 Sadie, Teddy... 287 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,384 ...the pilot, the new pilot, 288 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,886 and meeting Trevor. 289 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,012 I got confused. 290 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,638 So your confusion caused you 291 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,223 to stick your dick in another woman, hmm? 292 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,018 Well, that's technically what happened, yes... 293 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,186 - unfortunately. - Look, man. 294 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,273 I'm the last one to judge anybody on this shit. 295 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:34,319 And I know the treachery that new pussy can cause. 296 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,237 But my son is involved in this shit, 297 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,197 and you can't go disrespecting his mom. 298 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,033 Agreed, 100 percent. 299 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,951 - And he's a great kid. - He is a great kid. 300 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,287 That's why you gotta tell her, or I'm gonna tell her. 301 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,456 And it's gonna sound way better coming from you. 302 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,041 Okay. O-okay. 303 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,542 Tell her I shall, but not tonight. 304 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,002 Obviously. 305 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,587 And you know what's even more fucked up? 306 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,088 This shit. 307 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,882 You went and bought Trevor an Xbox? 308 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,717 Yes, and-and he loved it. 309 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,218 Yeah, that's dad shit. 310 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,555 Oh, o-okay. Understood. 311 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,806 I'm-I'm sorry. 312 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,266 It was a gift from the network 313 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,060 and I'm not a big video game guy, so... 314 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,728 - Wait a minute. - ...I-I thought he'd like it. 315 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,897 Are you telling me that you regifting now? 316 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,774 You pawning off freebies on my boy? 317 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,400 You can't do no better than that? 318 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,070 Man, get the fuck out of here. 319 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,447 You greasy, light-skinned, green-eyed, 320 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,449 Siamese-cat-looking motherfucker. 321 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,076 - Get the fuck outta here. - Okay. 322 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,079 ♪ hip-hop music ♪ 323 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,251 All right, so you ain't 324 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,921 - gonna say shit. - Nah, dog. 325 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,839 'Cause it ain't about me tonight, you know? 326 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,675 - All right, man. - It's-it's her event. 327 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,718 I mean, like, I don't-- I don't want nothin' to... 328 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,261 I don't want shit to pop off. 329 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,516 - Ay! - Hey! 330 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,184 - Yeah. - Thank you for coming. 331 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,519 Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world! 332 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,895 Oh, God! Hi. 333 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,814 Hey, is there a bathroom around here? 334 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,441 I got a priority mail delivery that needs dealing with. 335 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,944 Yeah. It's that way. 336 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,946 - All right. Handle this... - Good luck with that. 337 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,698 Um, did you see Robbie out there? 338 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,991 - No. - Getting kind of late, 339 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,826 and he's backing me up on keys. 340 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,828 - He's a musician too? - Yeah, he's super talented. 341 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,913 But he's gotta have, like, a small dick, right? 342 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,707 Like, something's gotta give. 343 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,458 Yeah, I don't think you want me to answer that. 344 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,584 Nah, I don't. I'm good. 345 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,794 - No, you don't. - Mm-mm. 346 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,295 Um, so how did it go today? 347 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,422 Because I haven't heard from him. 348 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,589 It was okay. It was fine. 349 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,216 Weird, as usual. 350 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,884 You know, who knows how those things shake out? 351 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,220 Yeah. It's really getting late. 352 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,888 You think maybe he's not the great guy 353 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,306 - that you think he is? - Come on, Floyd. 354 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,641 Why would you say that? 355 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,184 Listen, I know you're jealous-- 356 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,061 - I'm not jealous. - You are jealous. 357 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,480 But it's perfectly natural, given the circumstances. 358 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,150 You have to know, he's a wonderful guy, act-- 359 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,860 - Sadie, I need-- - Kali! Hi! 360 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,403 - Hi. - Thank you for coming. 361 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,404 - Of course. - Oh, my God. 362 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,156 Floyd, this is Kali. 363 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,949 We've been writing together on her new album. 364 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,492 This is Trevor's dad, Floyd. 365 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,202 Uh, yeah, I know who Trevor's dad, Floyd, is. 366 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,954 Oh, you do, do you? 367 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,247 - Uh-huh. - So, uh, Sadie's been talking 368 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,541 - about me, huh? - Uh, no. 369 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,376 But I saw you down at the J-Spot, 370 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,004 and-and your impressions are fucking funny as shit, 371 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,048 like Obama going down on Michelle? 372 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,924 - That's your shit? - That's my shit. 373 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,677 Oh, well, Michelle--pineapples. 374 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,847 That's all I gotta say. Sasha and Malia went to bed. 375 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,515 Joe Biden's in his cage. 376 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,726 I believe it's time to, uh, 377 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,353 roll down the dad jeans and get to the task at hand. 378 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,688 Thank you! 379 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,023 Or Tracy Morgan. 380 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,025 You get a baby. You get a baby. 381 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,861 Everybody gets a baby in this motherfucker. 382 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,780 She used to love that way back in the day. 383 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,531 Yeah, back in the day, like in the dark ages. 384 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,574 Yeah. 385 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,034 Oh, there he is. 386 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,915 - He's a good-looking guy. - Yeah. 387 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,750 ♪ Show 'em what you're working with ♪ 388 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,918 You hate him, don't you? 389 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,544 I can't stand that nigga. 390 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,756 Can you hate him like Denzel? 391 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,174 Okay. 392 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,009 I can't stand that motherfucker, huh? 393 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,136 I hate him, hmm? And we ain't talking about 394 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,097 your normal garden variety of hate. 395 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,265 We're talking about hate of biblical proportions. 396 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,809 Huh? 397 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,685 The plagues on Pharaoh-- that's what the fuck 398 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,229 - I feel about that nigga. - Mm. 399 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,605 That's what I feel, huh? 400 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,949 So what the fuck was that about? 401 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,619 You don't even know who I am, do you? 402 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,121 Yeah, I do. You're Kali. 403 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,123 I just met you. Right over there. 404 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,916 But you don't know what I do. 405 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,376 I mean, you hang out with Sadie, 406 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,086 so, what, you a musician or... 407 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,420 What you--what you sing? 408 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,922 What? 409 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,757 Hey, Balls, what's up, man? 410 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,593 - This is, uh, Kali. - Ah, shit, man. 411 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,095 Huge fan. 412 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,013 Pleasure to make your acquaintance. 413 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,516 Your voice? Your voice speaks to my soul. 414 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,560 - Aww. - Relax, Balls. 415 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,103 I don't need you stroking out all over the lady, all right? 416 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,521 'Cause your big ass can take her out 417 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,856 - like a wrecking ball. - No, 418 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,190 that was very sweet of you, Balls. 419 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,900 Thank you. You know, I don't think 420 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,861 your friend here knows a damn thing about me. 421 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,779 Aw, he don't know shit. Yo, she won 422 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,283 the reality show Pipes, and her first record was huge. 423 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,993 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not really 424 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,411 a reality TV buff, and I don't really listen 425 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,996 - to pop music. - Hmm. 426 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,455 Hey, man, it's not pop like you thinking, man. 427 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,708 It's smart pop. Shit's soulful pop, man. 428 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,127 Deep-ass lyrical shit. 429 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,129 Hey, yo, remember the time you caught me crying? 430 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,672 - Yeah. - And you asked me what 431 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,215 I was listening to that reduced me to tears? 432 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,759 - Uh-huh. - It was Miss Kali, yo. 433 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,636 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 434 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,972 You're the woman responsible for making Balls blubber? 435 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,640 You know what? It's lovely to meet you, 436 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,559 - Miss Kali. - Nice to meet you too. 437 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,186 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, me too. 438 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,146 Ay, when's that new album gonna drop? 439 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,064 I am actually working on it right now. 440 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,192 I've been doing some writing. That's how I met Sadie. 441 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,651 - Oh, word? - Yeah. 442 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,236 Oh, my God. 443 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,863 Okay, you guys see that guy over there? 444 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,198 The douchey one? 445 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,867 So he's, like, an agent somewhere. 446 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,577 Tried to sign me once. 447 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,495 And when I said no, he started sending me dick pics. 448 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,164 Yup, that's my agent. 449 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,168 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 450 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,711 Yeah, me fuckin' too. 451 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,463 Ay, there he is. 452 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,923 - 'Sup, my guy? - What's going on? 453 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,299 Kali, hey, it's so good to see-- 454 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,718 I have to go the little girls' room. 455 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,720 We worked together a while back, 456 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,681 and-and she got weird, so I had to let her down easy. 457 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,684 So, you know...whew. 458 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,144 Why, what'd she say? 459 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,191 Man, I ain't got no shame. 460 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,026 I think it's fuckin' pretty. 461 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:29,131 ♪ Strings on my guitar ♪ 462 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,637 ♪ Hold my lonely heart ♪ 463 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,306 ♪ It's like they're telling me ♪ 464 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:41,894 ♪ There's no three-chord remedy ♪ 465 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,607 ♪ That's the song I'd like to write ♪ 466 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,403 ♪ The one I know will save my life ♪ 467 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,489 ♪ Three little words to make it right ♪ 468 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,118 ♪ That's how it has to be ♪ 469 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:03,457 ♪ You and love and me ♪ 470 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,463 ♪ It's an honest melody ♪ 471 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,637 ♪ It's one inside of me ♪ 472 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,514 Man, she's so good. 473 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,434 I'm falling in love with her all over again. 474 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,644 But, like, deeper this time. 475 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,313 I'm maturing. 476 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,773 I loved how she seemed to write about you 477 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,818 and him in the same song. 478 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,486 So deep. 479 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,655 Profound. 480 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,115 ♪ To make it right ♪ 481 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,036 ♪ That's how it has to be ♪ 482 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,750 ♪ You and love and me ♪ 483 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,172 ♪ You and love and me ♪ 484 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,382 - Thanks so much. It was great. - Thank you so much for coming. 485 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,468 - Yeah, thank you. - Appreciate it. 486 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,844 That was amazing, woman. 487 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,971 - Aw, thank you. - Great stuff. 488 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,723 Yeah, I-I know it must be difficult 489 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,641 for you to hear that stuff sometimes. 490 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,310 Yeah, well, you gotta talk about what you know, right? 491 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,978 It's all I got. 492 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,273 So you and Kali seem to be getting along famously. 493 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,900 Oh, yeah, she a cool chick. 494 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,360 - Yeah. - Had no idea she was somebody. 495 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,736 Oh, she's somebody. 496 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,904 If I could get a song on her album, 497 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,197 that'd be really good for me. 498 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,615 Hey, fingers crossed. 499 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,034 Yeah. So, you know, if you don't mind, 500 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,827 maybe don't go there-- 501 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,372 just if the opportunity presents itself. 502 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,165 - How you mean? - I'm just thinking big picture. 503 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,750 If she and I start working together 504 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,627 and then you get involved, it could get weird. 505 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,087 You know what I mean. 506 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,922 I know exactly what you mean. 507 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,465 Kind of funny how you don't mind getting involved 508 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,342 with somebody that I'm working with. 509 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,052 - That's different. - Not really. 510 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,678 Robbie and I were already dating. 511 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,389 I mean, the lead-up might be different, 512 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,973 but it's still just you thinking about you. 513 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,725 I'm sorry, how were you not thinking about you 514 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,435 when you fucked that lady agent, Floyd? 515 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,229 That had nothing to do with... 516 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,772 This is just your pretzel logic, Sadie. 517 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,065 I don't wanna fight about this here. 518 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,483 You started it-- 519 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,776 tried to put Baby in a corner. 520 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,069 You know what, Floyd? Forget it. 521 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,779 Do your thing. I'm sorry I asked. 522 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,406 - Hey, Sadie. - Forget it. 523 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,949 Sadie. 524 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,288 Hey, bro-bro. 525 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,960 Tomorrow, you feel me? 526 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,712 I want this poisonous shit out of my brain. 527 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,464 I don't think I can do it, Floyd. 528 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,591 Wanna try and explain to me what you mean by that? 529 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,844 - Because you better. - Floyd, look. 530 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,513 I fucked up. I made a huge mistake. 531 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,056 But being up there with her, that was real. 532 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,850 That was magic. 533 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,476 The thing with Gwen was stupidity and bad for my career, 534 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,061 and it's over, effective immediately. 535 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,479 Look, I don't trust your ass, 536 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,064 and it's not my job to trust your ass. 537 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,816 Just do the right thing so I can stop carrying 538 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,526 - this shit around with me. - I can't do that. 539 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,027 I can't intentionally implode what might be 540 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,654 the best relationship of my life. 541 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,239 So I gotta do it? That's what you telling me? 542 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,574 I don't see why you have to do anything. 543 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,117 Why can't you just let it be? 544 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,743 I'm not keeping your fucking secrets. 545 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,912 - I don't even like you. - Well, that's a shame. 546 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,831 Because I like you, Floyd. I-I-I think 547 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,666 you're immensely talented, and I'm glad we have 548 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,209 the opportunity to work together again. 549 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,377 Don't fuckin' butter me up, man. 550 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,462 I see what you're doing. 551 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,796 Floyd, listen. 552 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,631 I know this is hard for you. 553 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,842 And-and-and I'm sorry things did not work out 554 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,760 for you and Sadie back then, 555 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,596 but I'm in love with her now, and I-I-I-- 556 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,222 You're in love with her right now, 557 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,433 but I just saw you making out with somebody else? 558 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,351 Didn't you do that, once upon a time? 559 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,979 Didn't you--didn't you love her but fuck someone else? 560 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,857 Motherfucker, who the fuck you think you are right now? 561 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,442 Bringing up my personal shit. 562 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,152 You don't know shit about me, partner. 563 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,612 I only know what she's told me. 564 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,530 Listen, you tell her, or I'ma tell her. 565 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,865 It's as simple as that. 566 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,950 Then do it, Floyd. 567 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,827 But I'm not gonna stand here and let you 568 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,787 be my personal conscience when you're just as guilty 569 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,456 - as I am of questionable-- - Motherfucker! 570 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,166 How about that? 571 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,210 Beyoncé-face-havin'-ass bitch. 572 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,086 - You outta here, man. - Get off me, man. 573 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,963 - You outta here, man. - Get out. 574 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,381 What? Ay, ay, Sadie, 575 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,841 I'm s--I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 576 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,384 Sorry? Sorry doesn't mean 577 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,261 anything anymore. You couldn't be an adult 578 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,971 - for one night for me? - Listen. 579 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,723 Sadie, there's some things that you don't understand. 580 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,266 There's a lot I don't understand, Floyd, 581 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,643 and it's mostly about you. 582 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,936 - I got him. - Leave. 583 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,479 Ay, I got him. I got him. 584 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,022 We outta here. We outta here. 585 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,565 Fuck you, Papa Doc. 586 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,236 Yeah, man, you kicked 587 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,112 that fuckin' high yellow motherfucker in the ass. 588 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,073 Then why am I the one who feel like I got clocked, Balls? 589 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,617 Hey, where are you guys going? 590 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,036 - You don't say bye? - I'm so sor-- 591 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,913 It was nice to meet you, pop star. 592 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,623 - Oh, okay. - Yo, it was, like, 593 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:13,624 really nice to meet you. 594 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,376 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 595 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,835 That was, uh, some crazy drama back in there. 596 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,504 There's always drama with the baby mama. 597 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,799 Oh, that sounds heavy. Poor thing. 598 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:22,883 Do you guys wanna get some drinks? 599 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,343 Yeah, man. Let's drink. 600 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,719 - Come on. - Let's get some drinks. 601 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,846 - Ay, ay. - Drink away the sorrows. 602 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,058 ♪ rock music ♪ 603 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,143 You know we would've taken you anywhere, right? 604 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,938 I know. 605 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,774 Sometimes I just kinda wanna be somewhere real. 606 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,901 These last few months have been, like, 607 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,822 a blur of hotel rooms and concert venues 608 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,991 and backstage and restaurants 609 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,034 and TV shows and selfies and--ugh. 610 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,869 Oh, you poor girl. 611 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,746 - Ha-ha. - Miss Kali, 612 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,082 I could do this for the rest of my life, 613 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,459 but I gotta get up at four in the morning. 614 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,336 - Why? - I gotta deliver the mail. 615 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,879 Shit's what I do. 616 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,882 You do what you do. I do what I do. 617 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,386 Well, this is not good-bye, Balls. 618 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,013 Oh! 619 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,974 I will see you again. 620 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,059 - You're too awesome. - Oh, lady, 621 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,728 you gonna make my fat-ass heart explode. 622 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,063 Oh. Good night, man. 623 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,774 Ay, y'all two behave yourselves out here. 624 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,986 Aww, he's awesome. 625 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,196 You guys are awesome. 626 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,991 Yup, we cool. 627 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,952 Mm...you know... 628 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,621 ...sometimes I will go days 629 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,123 without seeing any black people. 630 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,708 It's weird. 631 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,210 It's like the crowd slowly changes, 632 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,587 and the next thing you know, 633 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,255 it's like a sea of all white faces. 634 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,591 You ever feel like you're selling out? 635 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,593 Nah. Fuck that. 636 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,970 When I was a kid... 637 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,264 ...I said that I wanted to sing for people. 638 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,892 - Mm. - Not just one group. 639 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,435 And what about you? 640 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,646 I mean, don't you wanna make everyone laugh, 641 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:02,191 not just people at the comedy clubs? 642 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,942 Yup, I do, but... 643 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,569 I just don't like the shit you gotta deal with 644 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,946 - along the way, you know? - Yeah, facts. 645 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,657 Mm. 646 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,241 You know, it feels so good to be able to talk 647 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,160 to somebody else about this, you know? 648 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,828 What about Sadie? 649 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,917 We're on two different paths. 650 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,211 There's just so much stuff between us. 651 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:27,466 Don't you ever just wanna be done with the stuff? 652 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:31,428 Have something...new? Real? 653 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,013 Yeah, but... 654 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,518 ...I love her. 655 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,146 Hmm. 656 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,775 Well, I guess we all have that someone somewhere. 657 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,902 Yeah. 658 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:50,656 Shit...I got a pretty good first album out of my guy. 659 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,324 Yeah, you're damn right you did. 660 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,702 Turned Balls into a big fuckin' puddle of tears. 661 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,495 He was crying like 662 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,122 a 14-year-old fat girl. 663 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,250 Do somebody else. 664 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,377 Do someone. Let me see. 665 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,422 Hmm. 666 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,840 Let's see who we have 667 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,426 - in the arsenal here. - Okay. 668 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,094 Let me tell you motherfuckers 669 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,846 something, you know. Now, I might be dead, 670 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,889 but, you know, I be watching how these young boys 671 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,016 be slinging the dick. 672 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,852 And let me tell you something, they don't know how 673 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,438 to do it, you know? Now, if I was alive, you know, 674 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,773 I would do the thing called "the spiritual dick." 675 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,859 You know what that mean? That mean I fuck your ass 676 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,695 so hard that you die. How about that shit, you know? 677 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,572 I don't give a fuck! 678 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,366 All right, do someone else! 679 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,410 All right, cool. 680 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,662 Well, I do believe 681 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,790 that Sasha and Malia have gone to bed. 682 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,918 So it's time to slip down the dad jeans 683 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,712 and get to the task at hand. 684 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:50,174 Now, uh, we live in great times of uncertainty. 685 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,301 But I do believe... 686 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:56,263 that liberty is indeed moving up-up-up-up-up, 687 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,598 up your thighs... 688 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,350 to the Oval Orifice, where... 689 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,728 the little first lady is waiting on a boat. 690 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,565 Come here. 691 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,941 Mm. 692 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,447 ♪ sensual music ♪ 693 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,698 Okay. 694 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,116 Oh, shit, now. 695 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,302 ♪ Oh, anywhere you wanna go, go, go, go ♪ 696 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,806 - ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪ - ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪ 697 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:42,017 ♪ Baby, you just let me know, know, know, know ♪ 698 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,103 - ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪ - ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪ 699 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,272 ♪ I'll take you there, I'll take you there ♪ 700 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,358 - ♪ I'll take you there ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 701 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,777 - ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪ - ♪ Anytime ♪ 702 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,445 ♪ I'll take you there, I'll take you there ♪ 703 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,322 ♪ I'll take you there ♪ 704 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:58,659 ♪ Anywhere, anywhere, anywhere ♪ 705 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,536 ♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪ 706 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,079 ♪ I'm tellin' you it's not a problem ♪ 707 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,831 ♪ Baby, you just let me know ♪ 708 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,666 ♪ Anywhere you ever thought of ♪ 709 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,376 ♪ You say you ain't been around the world ♪ 710 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,836 ♪ It's time to show you how it's done ♪ 711 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,712 ♪ I built this empire for two ♪ 712 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,422 ♪ I'm thinkin' you might be the one ♪ 713 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,342 ♪ Anywhere you wanna go, go, go, go ♪ 714 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,720 - ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪ - ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪ 715 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,974 ♪ Baby, you just let me know, know, know, know ♪ 716 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:25,060 - ♪ Nothing is impossible, oh ♪ - ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪ 717 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,687 ♪ I'll take you there, I'll take you there ♪ 718 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,064 ♪ I'll take you there ♪ 719 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,984 - ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪ - ♪ Nothing is impossible ♪ 720 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,485 ♪ I'll take you there, I'll take you there ♪ 721 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,529 ♪ I'll take you there ♪ 53393

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