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Hey y'all. Here's what's been
happening on "White Famous."
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Ooh, the man with his
first movie in the can! - Come on man.
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- What else you got for me?
- Some black responsibility project.
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Teddy Snow is writing
and directing.
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I totally see you
in this joint.
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Thank me later.
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We have an interview
at Broken Arrow tomorrow.
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- You like it here?
- What's not to like?
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- Of course he's gonna get in.
- What makes you so sure?
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- What's the problem?
- Look, Officer--
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All right, hands
behind your back!
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- Wait, wait! Ah, shit, man!
- Cut!
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This was just another one
of your fucking games?
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We can't keep
falling into bed
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with each other
when we're lonely.
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You know I'm gonna
keep trying, right?
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♪ upbeat trumpet jazz ♪
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So, we're just like
one mind-numbing conference call
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away from this deal
being done.
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I just gotta make sure they
cough up the dough for Balls,
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and then we are good to go.
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They really gonna let Balls
be my fuckin' assistant?
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A rising star
of your magnitude?
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Fuck yeah, they'll let
Fat Predator work with you.
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Floyd, this is just
the beginning, bro.
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What a world.
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Oh, and the network does
wanna see you in the morning,
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but that's totally pro forma.
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They just wanna
juice your puss,
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tickle your meatus
a little bit.
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Do not worry, I will come with
and I'll hold your hand.
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All right, dude,
I gotta--
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I gotta go meet up
with Teddy.
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- Cool.
- See you in a second.
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Hey, Floyd, real quick.
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I need a favor.
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Really?
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Seriously,
you think favors
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should be flowing
in this direction?
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Listen, man,
um, hear me out.
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I got a guy, a client, and he's
reading with you today,
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and I--and I really need you
to just go easy on him.
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Why wouldn't I go easy on him?
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I'm barely a professional
my goddamn self.
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You're a humble warrior,
Floyd,
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and that's why I dig you,
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but-but this situation
in particular, um,
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is a little sensitive.
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Oh, speaking, have you
talked to Sadie lately?
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That's-that's kinda
what this is about.
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What's with this
new dude she's seeing?
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- I'll tell you what I know.
- Okay.
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Uh, black British dude,
killer accent--
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- Yeah.
- And class up the ass--
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'Course he's got
a fucking accent, man,
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Sadie eats
that shit up, man,
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"What? What?"
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Downtown Abbey -ass
motherfucker.
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Nah, he's a good dude,
Floyd,
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I really think
you'd like him.
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And here's where things
get really interesting
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just from a strictly
sociological perspective--
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- Malcolm.
- Oh!
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- Ooh!
- Amy!
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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And you must be Floyd Mooney.
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I most certainly am be.
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It's very nice
to meet you.
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I've heard
really amazing things.
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Nice to meet you
as well.
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You're working
with Teddy, right?
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- Yeah.
- How's that goin'?
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- So dope.
- I asked him.
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It's just a little
fuckin' weird.
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Yeah, he's a piece
of work, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Is Malcolm minding the store?
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Oh, that's cute,
I'm standing right here.
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I see you.
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You know, this is low,
even for you,
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to hit on a client
in front of his own agent.
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Sorry, I just--
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I have a hard time
seeing you as an "agent".
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He used to be my assistant
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before I left
to start my own agency.
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- Word?
- Yeah,
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and she didn't take me
with her in her suitcase.
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Too many skeletons.
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Oh, speaking of which,
congratulations on your promotion, by the way!
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Thank you, Amy.
Wow, you know what?
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- I think it's time for us to--
- Wait, promotion, promotion,
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you never told me
about a promotion.
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Oh, you didn't say--
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He's so modest.
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Your boy's an agent now.
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Now, just now?
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What were you before?
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- He was an assistant.
- Mm.
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Yeah, you got the Foxx movie,
he got promoted, boom!
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Hardworking Indian kid
does good.
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Really? I was gettin' repped
by somebody's assistant?
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You told me you were
a fucking agent!
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I'm a rising star,
Floyd, and you know what?
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To be fair, I was just
hip-pocketing you at the time.
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Yeah, you and a bunch
of YouTubers.
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This guy's a real
empire builder.
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Yeah, I see.
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It was very nice to meet you.
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And if you're ever worried
about what happens next,
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and you should be,
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you should be absolutely
fucking terrified,
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I'd love to take you
to dinner and just discuss.
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Call me, anytime.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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What the fuck, Malcolm?
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Floyd, you listen to me, okay?
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There are things about
this dark, dreary industry
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that you do not need to know.
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That is why you pay me.
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Know what?
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I gotta go.
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I think I just gotta...
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process all this shit.
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Floyd, don't,
don't go away, Floyd, Floyd.
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Floyd, I still gotta brief you
on my guy, Floyd.
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Floyd?
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♪ hip hop instrumental ♪
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Fuck!
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In my world,
being early is on time.
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Okay,
embracing the character
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doesn't extend
to you being late for work.
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Well, I wasn't
embracing a character.
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As a matter of fact,
I wasn't even thinking
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about the character,
I was just fucking late.
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Yeah? You got a problem
with me, Floyd?
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Sure, but you know,
no more than usual right now.
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You know, typically
when a person's late,
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they're trying
to tell you something.
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You, uh...
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You trying
to tell me something, Floyd?
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Uh, nope, not tryin'
to tell you nothin', man,
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just havin' lunch with
my stupid fuckin' agent.
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Oh, your
stupid fuckin' agent,
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he's driving me crazy
about a client of his.
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Really?
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This band could be
so much more than this scene,
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but you're
fucking our shit up.
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You gotta keep
that fucking needle
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out of your arm
and keep your dick in your pants, man.
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Okay, okay, okay,
enough with the words.
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Okay, let's just jump
right into this, all right?
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You guys,
you're best friends, okay?
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But there is a war brewing
over creative control
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over this band,
Angry Black.
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There's drugs,
and there's booze,
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and there's a girl, right?
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There's always, there's always
a fuckin' girl, all right?
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Now let's get into it,
let's do it.
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All right, cool,
what scene we doin'?
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Nah, no scene, no words,
I want you guys to wrestle.
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Huh?
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You fucking with me
right now?
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Nah, I wanna see you boys
wrestle over this band,
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over this girl,
over this life, man.
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Manifest.
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Action.
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Man, I don't know--
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All right, all right,
cut, cut, cut.
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Floyd, man,
god damn it, man.
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I need you to show up
for once in your life, man.
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I need you to be present
just one time, man!
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We're fucking wrestling.
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Acting isn't just about words!
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God damn it!
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You know what, I'm sorry.
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I apologize, I forget sometimes
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that your toolbox is just
made up of, uh, crayons, right?
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Listen, I'm...
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I'm more than happy
to run through a few scenes
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if it helps him
get up to speed.
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I'm completely off-book
at this point.
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Wait a minute,
a British black dude?
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Killer fuckin' accent.
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Class out the fuckin' ass.
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I'm not entirely sure
that's a compliment.
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Looks like we got
a little more in common
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than just Malcolm, homie.
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Oh, he didn't tell you.
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No, he most certainly did not.
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Oh, what am I witnessing?
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I'm afraid we do, friend.
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Motherfucker!
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What is goin' on here?
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Why am I gettin' goosies?
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Why is the hair on my arm
standing up?
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Why are my pubes on fire, huh?
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Never mind.
Let's go again, same thing.
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Action.
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- Come on, Terrence Howard.
- Ah, yeah.
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Hold him tight. Yeah!
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Break the fuckin' place up!
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Tear the fuckin' joint up!
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Take your shirts off
if you want.
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- Okay, hi.
- What the fuck, woman?!
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- What the fuck, what?
- Language!
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Hey, little man,
me and your mom
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got something
to talk about real quick,
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so why don't you get
your headphones and your iPad
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- and just, you know,
- Really?
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- go for a few minutes.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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He is doing his homework,
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and he's had enough
screen time for today.
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- Mom!
- Yeah!
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What is your problem?
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Why didn't you tell me--
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I can still hear you guys
from right there.
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Okay. Oh!
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Why didn't you tell me
he was a fuckin' actor?
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Why would I tell you that?
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I didn't think you wanted
to talk about him at all,
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much less his vocation!
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Well, you could've
at least given me a heads up
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before he came in
to read with me!
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Really? I didn't know.
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Isn't that Malcolm's job?
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I had to wrestle him, Sadie.
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- Wrestle him!
- That's weird.
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Yeah, it is weird.
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It's real fuckin' weird.
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I hope you were nice to him.
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Nice to him? Why is it my job
to be nice to him?
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And what's up with
that fuckin' weird accent?
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You know, he needs
to Brexit from your vagina!
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Okay, whoa,
he can't help his accent.
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Oh, it was so pretentious!
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I think it's nice.
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- I bet you do.
- Hey!
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That creepy Indian guy
is at our door.
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Great, this nigga.
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Okay, this is me
begging for forgiveness.
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I will do anything.
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Go play in traffic,
motherfucker!
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Floyd!
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Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd.
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Am I young and dumb
and full of toxic cum?
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Yes.
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- What does that mean?
- Okay, gotta go.
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Am I just figuring
stuff out? Obviously.
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But I brought you
to the dance,
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me, Floyd, me,
you stick with me.
252
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,824
I don't gotta do nothin',
253
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,450
especially not for
a lyin' sack of shit!
254
00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,993
I never lied to you,
Floyd, ever.
255
00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,787
Oh, really?
How 'bout when you told me
256
00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,997
that you were an agent when
you're actually an assistant?
257
00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,833
I didn't actually tell you
I was an agent.
258
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,418
I just said I wanted
to represent you.
259
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,919
And I was gonna
tell you about Robbie.
260
00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,254
If anything,
261
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,464
it was just a sin
of omission.
262
00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,342
- Robbie. His name is Robbie?
- It's his name!
263
00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,218
Hey, how 'bout
givin' me a heads up
264
00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,803
before you sign this guy!
265
00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:32,887
Okay, I hear
what you're saying,
266
00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,013
the words do make sense.
267
00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,223
But at the time, bro,
268
00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,225
I didn't think it mattered
269
00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,476
until I found out
he had the audition. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
270
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,936
So you didn't think
it was a big deal
271
00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,229
to inform me that
you signed the guy
272
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,355
who's currently
smashin' my baby mom?!
273
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,773
Hey, watch your mouth!
274
00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,358
You don't think
this bums me out?
275
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,027
When the two of them
hooked up at my party
276
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,027
I was devastated.
277
00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,362
If anything,
278
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,697
the person
you should be feeling
279
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,282
the most sorry for
is me.
280
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,325
Bro, you already
been up in there.
281
00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,077
I might never
get a chance.
282
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,454
Okay, allow me to ease
your mind, Malcolm,
283
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,872
you're never gonna get there.
284
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,290
Don't say things
you don't mean.
285
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,167
- I mean that.
- So, you're the reason
286
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,169
that they hooked up
in the first place?
287
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,296
Oh, no, man, I can't take
responsibility for that, man,
288
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,881
that's the universe.
289
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,507
They would've found
each other eventually.
290
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,509
- I'm callin' the lady agent!
- Don't you dare!
291
00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,511
Yeah, mm-hmm, watch me,
motherfucker!
292
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,930
Floyd! Floyd,
you're being crazy, man!
293
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,766
Put the phone down.
294
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,143
Let's just--Floyd, Floyd,
put the phone down, Floyd!
295
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,561
Okay, you think this through.
296
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,065
You and Robbie and I
are gonna go out tonight
297
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,400
and we'll talk it out,
because if you guys
298
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,319
- are gonna be working together.
- What?!
299
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,987
Oh, that's what I came here
to tell you.
300
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,489
Shit, I buried that lead.
301
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,532
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
Robbie booked the pilot,
302
00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,453
turns out Teddy loves him
and tonight, we celebratin'.
303
00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,122
Ow, Floyd, don't you--
304
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,957
Physical abuse, Floyd!
305
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,169
Hey, can you help me?
306
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,337
- Get out now.
- What?
307
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,755
You're creepin' out my kid.
308
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,340
Your kid is in school
because of me.
309
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,299
- I hope you know that.
- Get out!
310
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,592
Hey, stay woke, lil' bro.
311
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,885
Stay educated!
312
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,178
You freakin' kidding me.
313
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,556
♪ hip hop instrumental ♪
314
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,445
Dope as fuck. Mmm.
315
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:16,533
Oh, shit, there she is, man.
Esther Blaze.
316
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:20,078
She's a genius,
like a stone fox.
317
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,371
Like a sexy lil',
318
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,540
lil'...
fire hydrant.
319
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,250
Man, you and your fuckin'
foodie crushes, man.
320
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,960
You gotta stop
sexualizing
321
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,169
everything you eat,
motherfucker.
322
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,171
How you expect to drop the LBs
323
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,549
if you get wood every time
you see a plate of food?
324
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,759
- Hi, Esther.
- Hi, how are you?
325
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,261
I'm great. I'd like you
to meet Floyd Mooney.
326
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,179
- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
- Hi.
327
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,305
- And his friend Balls,
- Oh.
328
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,765
who is a very big fan
of yours.
329
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,183
Oh, my goodness.
330
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,268
Okay, okay.
331
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,561
It's nice to meet you.
332
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,355
Uh, would you like
a tour of the kitchen?
333
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,857
- Oh, hell yeah.
- Well, Balls.
334
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,275
- Balls.
- Okay, let's go.
335
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,652
Hey, nigga,
behave yourself.
336
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,321
So listen, I can get you
into any restaurant in town
337
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,739
any night of the week.
338
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,366
We can sit so close
to the Lakers,
339
00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,952
you can make out
cock and ball definition.
340
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,246
You get my son
in private school? - Which one?
341
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,873
Uh, Broken Arrow.
342
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,791
I know half the board,
that's a phone call.
343
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,042
But that's not
what this is about.
344
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,294
This is about your career.
345
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,295
Can I ask you somethin'?
346
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,421
Of course.
347
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,798
How would you get me
out of this project?
348
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,342
I'd just pull you
the fuck out.
349
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,218
I love to blow shit up.
350
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,761
But you don't wanna do that.
351
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,971
You don't want out
of this project.
352
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,180
I'm pretty sure I do.
353
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,974
No, no, I would
insist you stay on.
354
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,184
In fact, I'm vaguely annoyed
and kinda impressed
355
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,644
with Malcolm that
he had the foresight
356
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,062
to steer you towards this thing.
357
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,522
I mean, he has terrible,
358
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,024
terrible taste in material.
359
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,984
Maybe he did learn
something from me.
360
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,652
Nah. No, he didn't.
361
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,362
He was pushing his
superhero bullshit instead.
362
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,239
Of course he was, yes, well,
363
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,784
nonetheless, you are in
a fantastic position right now.
364
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,162
So just stay put
and don't fuck it up.
365
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,330
Why do you want out?
Is it Teddy?
366
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,998
Motherfucker's crazy.
367
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,833
Callin' and textin' me
all the time,
368
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,085
"Where are you now?
I need you."
369
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,629
So what?
All the good ones are crazy.
370
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,964
It's not just Teddy.
371
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,383
I think I could be working with
my baby mom's new boyfriend.
372
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,844
That's why they call it work.
Grow the fuck up, Floyd.
373
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,722
Sounds like
some shit she would say.
374
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,266
Oh, wow.
Oh, God, what a waste.
375
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,267
What?
376
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,936
Well, you're young,
377
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,688
and not
entirely unattractive,
378
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,192
and there's a whole world of
pretty young things out there
379
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,485
to get the poison out for ya.
380
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,779
Nah, been there, done that,
381
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,863
got all the t-shirts,
382
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,323
That shit gets old.
383
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,283
All right, tell me
about this chick.
384
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,785
What makes her
so special?
385
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,204
I don't know,
man, I mean,
386
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,332
I fell in love with her
the second I set eyes on her,
387
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,667
back in high school.
388
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,293
She was way out of my league.
389
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,212
And you know, convincing
her to be my girl
390
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,173
was such a dream
come true that...
391
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,884
all the cool stuff since
just paled in comparison.
392
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,344
What?
393
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,637
What, you laughin'
at me now?
394
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,097
No, I'm not
laughing at you.
395
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,599
This is my favorite part
of the job.
396
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,643
So, you know someone's talented
but then you sit down with them
397
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,727
and you realize
there's something more,
398
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,895
there's something extra.
399
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,314
So with you, there's this...
400
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,274
This sweetness.
401
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,317
And light.
402
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,986
- Nah.
- No, it's true.
403
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,029
You're...
You're romantic, Floyd.
404
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,572
You are.
405
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,241
I don't see a lot
of that in my line of work,
406
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,202
and this is the career
that I love to guide.
407
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,128
What's up?
408
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,173
- Okay, let's go.
- Where?
409
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,341
Well, we're gonna
go talk to Teddy
410
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,676
and straighten him
the fuck out.
411
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,721
♪ hip hop instrumental ♪
412
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,266
Floyd, what the hell
took you so long?
413
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,226
And what the hell
are you doing here, Amy?
414
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,061
Floyd and I have been chatting
about his career.
415
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,354
You hear that,
motherfucker?
416
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,148
Oh, you think
that bothers me?
417
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,233
It should, dumbass.
She's a great fuckin' agent.
418
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,068
- You smell good.
- Thank you.
419
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,987
- Amy Von Getz.
- Robbie MacDonald.
420
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,655
Oh, I know,
I've heard amazing things.
421
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,532
So, Teddy, what the fuck
are we doing here?
422
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:48,077
Well when I heard about Floyd's
situation with his baby mama,
423
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,829
and how pretty Robbie here,
he's, uh...
424
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,289
- He's railin' her.
- Hey, man!
425
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,290
He's stuffin' her nice.
426
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,416
I got excited.
427
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,084
I got really fuckin' excited
428
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,335
'cause I knew
it was gonna add a layer
429
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,837
of richness to this project.
430
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,839
Okay, well, what brings us
to the Shamrock, then?
431
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,176
The guys in the band all had
matching Angry Black tattoos
432
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,012
and Mark Mahoney,
the fuckin' man here,
433
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,889
he gave it to 'em
and I want these guys
434
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,349
to get the same exact tattoo
from Mahoney.
435
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,602
Matter of fact,
I insist on it, okay?
436
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,145
No wussin' out.
437
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,564
Floyd, meet Krull.
438
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,733
He's the technical advisor
on the project.
439
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,359
He was there, he knew X.
440
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,779
It's true,
X was a mate.
441
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,655
- Had a huge cock.
- Big one.
442
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,240
Used to pull
all these birds.
443
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,618
He put me in on it sometimes.
444
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,994
We were like stepbrothers--
445
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,871
when he'd step out,
I'd step in.
446
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,247
They were like
tunnel buddies.
447
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,999
Do you wanna get
a tattoo tonight?
448
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,167
- Fuck no.
- Do you wanna get a tattoo?
449
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,752
Not the permanent variety.
450
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,837
You guys
are pussyin' out on me?
451
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,339
Teddy, I need you
to listen to me.
452
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,757
What?
453
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,342
You're gonna leave
these boys alone, okay?
454
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,218
Enough of your method
mind game bullshit,
455
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,220
save it for the set.
456
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,638
I'm serious, I will pull Floyd
the fuck out of this thing
457
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,056
- No, don't do that.
- and blow it up.
458
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,641
- No, I'll do it.
- No, don't do it.
459
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,476
I know how hard it was for you
to cast this thing.
460
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,228
And you're in a
very precarious position with the network.
461
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,021
But I'm gettin' one,
we should all get 'em.
462
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,356
That's not
how it works, Teddy.
463
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,024
I'm gettin'
fuckin' inked, man!
464
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,693
You guys
are fuckin' soft, man.
465
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,445
- Amy?
- Yeah.
466
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,072
I'd appreciate
if you left my client
467
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,865
out of this conversation.
468
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,993
Oh, I'd really appreciate it
if you would shut the fuck up
469
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,162
and reflect on what
a sad, shitty excuse
470
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,747
for an agent you are,
Malcolm.
471
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,332
I'm offended that you
once worked for me
472
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,126
and you still think
it's okay to work with
473
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,293
both of these guys
knowing their history.
474
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,670
Ooh, I love my new agent.
475
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,255
You know what, Amy?
476
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,841
I know you're just jealous
because a young,
477
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,386
handsome person of color
is rising up the ranks and nipping at your heels
478
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,179
and you wake up in the
morning and look in the mirror
479
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,099
and all you see is a sad,
menopausal old cougar,
480
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,433
so you think to yourself,
481
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,893
"I'm gonna boost
my dopamine levels
482
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,894
by flicking the bean
a little bit,
483
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,354
but, oh, no,
484
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,522
I can't reach
the Astroglide
485
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,274
because of
the arthritis,"
486
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,984
and all the while,
your dry, old cooch
487
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,986
is just...
488
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,238
sucking up whatever
moisture it has left
489
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,282
with each passing second.
490
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,536
This the kind of guy
you want representing you?
491
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,496
Don't you talk--
Robbie knows who I am,
492
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,249
and he knows what I've done
for him because he's loyal,
493
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,835
unlike some other
traitorous motherfuckers.
494
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,253
Hey, keep digging
your grave, nigga.
495
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,755
Keep talkin',
keep losin' clients.
496
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,340
Actually, Malcolm, I've been
thinking it might be best
497
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,050
to bow out of this
situation altogether.
498
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,594
Are you crazy?
499
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,637
'Cause this project
is so good for you.
500
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,389
No, I meant being
represented by you.
501
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,683
I-- I could go somewhere else,
maybe.
502
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,727
- Right?
- Mm-hmm, yes, absolutely.
503
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,312
Fuck her! No!
504
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,981
I brought you
to the dance! Me!
505
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,525
Doesn't that stand for anything
in your fucking British world?
506
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,528
Jesus fucking Christ,
is there any fucking loyalty
507
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,071
left in this universe?
508
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,532
Call me. You're very special.
509
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,201
- I will, and thank you.
- Of course.
510
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,329
This is not fucking happening.
This is not h--
511
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,249
Okay, Floyd.
512
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,085
Floyd, I'm gonna appeal
to your greater sense
513
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,587
- of loyalty and honor, Floyd.
- Mm-hmm.
514
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,382
Because my heart knows
that it's in your heart.
515
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,842
And our hearts
are in harmony, man,
516
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,636
they always have been
since day one.
517
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,346
So you just
tell me right now,
518
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,765
please, Floyd,
what can I do?
519
00:16:55,765 --> 00:17:00,144
Because I will do
anything, Floyd.
520
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:03,189
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph,
521
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,316
what a nancy boy you are.
522
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,277
Be ashamed of yourself.
523
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,197
Anyway, you're done, son.
Check that shit out.
524
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,575
Oh, my God,
that is harrowing to look at.
525
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,286
All right, Floyd,
are you happy?
526
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,621
Have I proven my loyalty?
527
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,248
You still
fuckin' lied to me.
528
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,457
What?
529
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,167
Floyd?
530
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,294
Floyd.
531
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,338
Hey, Floyd.
532
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,594
I just wanted to say
I'm sorry about everything.
533
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,889
And I never meant
any disrespect.
534
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,267
I guess it's just
a highly...
535
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,185
unusual situation.
536
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,815
Well, look, man, it's not
your fault, man, you know...
537
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,234
We both just pawns
in this game anyways.
538
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,238
Listen, I've been giving it
a lot of thought.
539
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,032
And if you think
this whole thing
540
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,660
is just too unworkable,
I will drop out right now.
541
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,620
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, man, no.
542
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,124
Don't do that, I ain't
for fuckin' up nobody's career.
543
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,709
You make your paper, Booboo.
544
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,212
Yeah, you don't
seem like that guy.
545
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,714
Hey, I know,
that's why it was so easy
546
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,716
for you to offer,
motherfucker, you see that?
547
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,218
Ah, yeah,
I see you, yeah.
548
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,303
Touché.
549
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,680
♪ hip hop instrumental ♪
550
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,145
Look, I'm not
a hard sell kinda gal.
551
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,272
So, sign with me,
don't sign with me.
552
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,482
Either way, I had
a really good time tonight.
553
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,985
Yeah, me too.
554
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,947
But I'm not
gonna sign with you.
555
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,325
Interesting.
556
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,367
Yeah, look, look,
557
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,119
I feel bad for the guy.
558
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,414
I know he's a big fuck-up,
but he's my fuck-up,
559
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,000
and he did bring me
to the dance,
560
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,127
so that's gotta count
for somethin'.
561
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,715
- Sorry.
- No, no, no sorries, Floyd, it's okay.
562
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,925
You're in a really
good place right now.
563
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,261
Just keep trusting
your instincts and...
564
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,848
I admire your loyalty,
it's a really rare thing.
565
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:05,311
And to be honest,
it's a bit of a relief for me.
566
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,271
How so?
567
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,273
I don't like being
attracted to my clients.
568
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,443
It's a distraction.
569
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,195
Well, uh...
570
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,739
I ain't never had
a smokin' hot agent before.
571
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,616
You know,
I just had Malcolm.
572
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,909
But you know, he's...
573
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,577
He's a little,
little skinny--
574
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,578
- Floyd?
- Yeah?
575
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,579
Shut the fuck up.
576
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,914
Oh.
577
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,208
♪ hip hop instrumental ♪
578
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:32,380
Ooh. Mm, mm, mm,
that was nice.
579
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,924
That was a lot of things,
but nice wasn't one of them.
580
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,219
Yeah, you're right,
that was some high-quality interracial shit right there.
581
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,929
You just got blacked.
582
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,347
Yeah, I hate
to break it to you, Floyd,
583
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,640
but you're not
my first black guy.
584
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,308
Oh, damn, really?
585
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,435
Well, I'm just happy
to be in their company.
586
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,978
What about me?
587
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,605
Am I your
first married lady?
588
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,732
- What now?
- You didn't know?
589
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:55,277
Sorry.
590
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,654
I'm definitely not
signing with you now.
591
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,155
I'm really sorry, Floyd,
I did think--
592
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,156
I thought you knew.
593
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,991
Yeah, sure.
594
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,785
I guess I kinda took
advantage of you, huh?
595
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,578
Yeah, you just got
a little rapey with me.
596
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,831
- Yeah, come on.
- Mm-mm, Mm-mm, Mm!
597
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,250
♪ hip hop instrumental ♪
598
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,462
I just gotta
say this, okay?
599
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,214
I don't say it enough,
600
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,924
but I fuckin' love you,
Floyd Mooney,
601
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,509
and you are the gift
that keeps on giving, okay?
602
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,302
- You are my brother--
- Get off me, clown!
603
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,846
And you're welcome,
motherfucker.
604
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,597
Talk about a happy
fuckin' twist ending.
605
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,224
I literally
just got off with Amy.
606
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,143
She told me what you said.
607
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,228
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just no more lies and no more secrets, all right?
608
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,354
Oh, no, Floyd,
you don't understand.
609
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,189
I'm gonna be
working for her now.
610
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,774
- What?
- Yeah, she offered me
611
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,860
an impossible-to-refuse job
at her agency
612
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,237
and best of all,
I get to take you with me!
613
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,865
You're in my suitcase,
motherfucker!
614
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,324
Yeah, you don't
have to choose.
615
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,909
All's well
that ends well.
616
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,578
Peter is ready
to see you guys now.
617
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,371
See?
618
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,498
Milady. Ha!
619
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,086
Peter.
620
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,380
Hey!
621
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,674
Lloyd Mooney!
622
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,176
Uh, close,
623
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,552
it's Floyd Mooney.
624
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,761
Oh, yeah?
625
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,847
Stu Beggs calls him Lloyd.
626
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,348
That doesn't
make it right.
627
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,268
You know what?
628
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,436
You are right.
629
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,813
Thousand apologies, Floyd.
630
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,732
Oh, good lord.
631
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,901
You are a handsome man!
632
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,362
And a tall drink of water too.
633
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,822
Excellent physique.
634
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,949
Yes, Malcolm,
this is some serious
635
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,494
leading man shit
right here.
636
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,661
Thanks?
637
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,247
You obviously work out?
638
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,332
Yeah, obviously.
639
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,291
Well, lift it up.
640
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,460
Let me see that shit.
641
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,086
Come on, motherfucker,
show him what you got.
642
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,171
- Look at that!
- Whoo! Nice!
643
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,548
Wow, that is
fuckin' rad, dude!
644
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,009
You are ripped!
I'm telling you.
645
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,385
Look, check this out,
look at that!
646
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,845
- Yes!
- Damn.
647
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,222
That's some serious
Magic Mike shit
648
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,264
right there, Peter.
649
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,099
Bless you, took a lot of work.
650
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,392
You wanna see my teeth
next, motherfucker?
651
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,521
That's classic.
652
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,272
Anyway, as much
as I would love
653
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,067
to stand around here all day
polishing our knobs,
654
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,985
I'm afraid I can't.
655
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,488
I have a network to run.
656
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,782
But know this.
657
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,326
I am super duper
fucking psyched
658
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,203
to be in the
Lloyd Floyd Mooney business.
659
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,997
Diversity is really important
to me right now,
660
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,750
and I walk the fucking walk.
661
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,044
When Teddy came in here
with the untold story of Angry Black,
662
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,256
NWA before there
even was NWA,
663
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,549
boom!
664
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,633
I bought that shit
in the room.
665
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:23,634
Yes, darling, what is it?
666
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,843
Hi, Peter.
667
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,345
- Well, thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
668
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,180
I'm loving that green skirt,
matches your eyes.
669
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,140
And thank you for wearing
the shoes I asked you to.
670
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,352
Okay, anyway, listen,
lovely to meet you, Floyd.
671
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,145
And can I say?
672
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,065
I am very excited
to be sharing this...
673
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:42,152
golden age of peak TV with you
674
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:46,907
because you are a colossal
fucking super talent, my friend.
675
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,576
Amy thinks the world of you.
676
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,036
I'm really glad that all
worked out, by the way.
677
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,538
She's a fucking genius,
isn't she?
678
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,956
Oh, yes, sir.
679
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:54,957
Amy?
680
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,208
His wife.
681
00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,212
Yes, my wife.
How quickly they forget.
682
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,423
You had dinner with her
last night.
683
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,509
Yeah, yes, Amy,
684
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,303
she was fantastic.
685
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,222
You know, she came home
raving about you
686
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,850
in exactly the same
way I'm gonna go home
687
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,602
raving about you tonight!
688
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:19,148
Idea, you two, come to my house,
689
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,149
we'll break some bread.
690
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,233
- No!
- No!
691
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,318
And in the meantime,
692
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,236
get the fuck outta here.
693
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,030
Thank you, Peter,
thank you.
694
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,489
Let's go, Superstar.
695
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,574
Peace!
696
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:33,162
♪ hip hop instrumental ♪
697
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,039
Can I ask you
a question?
698
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,832
- Sure.
- Man to man?
699
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,043
Yeah, man, shoot.
700
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,629
Okay, just promise
not to laugh.
701
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:46,300
Ah, I could try, but promising
would be ridiculous.
702
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,927
Okay.
703
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,264
So...
there's this girl--
704
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,225
Oh, no, oh, no.
705
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,186
Oh, that's how it starts.
706
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,730
The ruination of mankind
can be traced back
707
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,649
to those three simple words.
708
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,777
Who's the girl?
709
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,196
- Zoey.
- Oh, okay.
710
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,572
All right, she's a cutie,
I can see that.
711
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,782
I didn't say I liked her!
712
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,368
My fault, my bad,
713
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,786
my bad, I'm sorry.
714
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,162
But I really do.
715
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,747
Mm-hmm,
and what's not to like?
716
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,666
She's foxy as shit.
717
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,251
Sorry.
718
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,923
But I think she likes
this kid, Braden.
719
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,384
- Uncool.
- I know.
720
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,220
He's a big, fat noob
with his big, fat face.
721
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,305
He's always bragging
about his stupid Yeezys.
722
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,683
Listen, boy, as long
as you stay black,
723
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,352
never say the word
"noob" again.
724
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,187
And I hate
to break this to you, kid,
725
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,690
but you can't escape it.
726
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,984
No matter how far you get
in life or how old you get,
727
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,277
you just gotta
learn how to deal.
728
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,488
But how do I make
my intentions known?
729
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,408
Do I just grab her
and kiss her?
730
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,326
No, no, no, no, no, no,
don't do that.
731
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,661
Don't do anything
like that.
732
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,122
But that's how
they do it on TV.
733
00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,249
Yeah, but that type of stuff
gets you thrown in jail.
734
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,875
Or The White House.
735
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,878
- Okay. No kissing.
- Mm-mm.
736
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,338
Should I just, like...
737
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,215
freeze her out, like...
738
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,217
be mean to her?
739
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,219
Nah.
740
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,013
Don't do that either,
that's a punk move.
741
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,141
- Hmm.
- Here's what I would do.
742
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:20,185
And this is easier said
than done, trust me.
743
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,563
I'd just leave her alone.
744
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,273
Be a good friend to her,
745
00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:27,234
let the players play
their silly little games,
746
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:30,362
and when she wises up
and the smoke clears,
747
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,989
she'll see you for
748
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,199
the good-hearted
little dude you truly are.
749
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,243
Wait, I just do nothing?
750
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,579
Yeah, pretty much,
it's a waitin' game.
751
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,414
I thought you'd
have better advice.
752
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,168
Mom's here!
753
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,086
- Oh!
- So, guess what.
754
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,464
- Did I get in?
- You got in, they just called!
755
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,673
- I got in!
- Yeah!
756
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,010
Hey, Dad, I'm gonna
go text Zoey.
757
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,179
Yeah, you do that.
758
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:58,974
Thank you.
759
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,184
I didn't do nothin'.
760
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,728
No, you did somethin'.
761
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,647
The admissions lady
said some bigwig called
762
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:09,234
and put in a good word that
sealed the deal for us, so...
763
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,446
whatever you did, Floyd,
whoever you had to...
764
00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:16,867
blow, I love you for it,
and your son loves you for it.
765
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,660
Well, look, as long as y'all
are happy, I'm happy.
766
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:22,289
But I still think public school
builds character,
767
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,291
strong teeth, and funny bones,
but whatever.
768
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,251
Shut up.
769
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,170
You wanna come inside?
770
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,465
No.
771
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,009
Don't wanna
confuse the boy.
772
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,720
Oh.
773
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,806
Okay.
774
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:42,142
Yeah, I'm just gonna leave,
let you do your thing,
775
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,894
let the players play
776
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,479
till the smoke clears
and you wise up
777
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,273
and you see
the last man standin'.
778
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:51,985
What kind of game is this?
779
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,320
Good-bye, Sadie.
780
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,280
Oh.
781
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,490
♪ light piano music ♪
782
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:57,574
Hmm.
783
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:08,961
♪ Bring me uptown,
bring me uptown ♪
784
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,505
♪ Yeah ♪
785
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,926
♪ Bring me uptown ♪
786
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,886
♪ Won't you bring me up ♪
787
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,931
♪ Bring 'em all around
so they see me work ♪
788
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:24,142
♪ Bring me uptown,
won't you bring me up ♪
789
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:27,062
♪ Let me tell you my story ♪
790
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:30,148
♪ Bring me uptown,
won't you bring me up ♪
791
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,193
♪ Bring 'em all around
so they see me work ♪
792
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:36,238
♪ Leavin' good sounds,
yeah, the good sounds ♪
793
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,366
♪ Makin' someone proud,
never leave the ground ♪
794
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,536
♪ I be on my way,
I be on my way ♪
795
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,539
♪ I'm a hero,
I'm tryin' to save the day ♪
796
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,667
♪ Livin' for the king,
livin' for the king ♪
797
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,337
♪ Hope to see the day
that the kingdom reigns ♪
798
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,381
♪ I know you can see ♪
799
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:58,218
♪ The light that shines
through these rings ♪
800
00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:00,220
♪ I'm spreadin' my peace ♪
801
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:04,016
♪ I hope you
take this from me ♪
802
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:10,147
♪ Won't you come alive
and hear the wonders ♪
803
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:13,025
♪ Music all around ♪
804
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,278
♪ You feel it in your heart ♪
805
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,488
♪ Know that no one..♪
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