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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:07,424 Hey y'all. Here's what's been happening on "White Famous." 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,551 Ooh, the man with his first movie in the can! - Come on man. 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,845 - What else you got for me? - Some black responsibility project. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,639 Teddy Snow is writing and directing. 5 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,933 I totally see you in this joint. 6 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,392 Thank me later. 7 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,186 We have an interview at Broken Arrow tomorrow. 8 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,063 - You like it here? - What's not to like? 9 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,607 - Of course he's gonna get in. - What makes you so sure? 10 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:26,318 - What's the problem? - Look, Officer-- 11 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,653 All right, hands behind your back! 12 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:31,323 - Wait, wait! Ah, shit, man! - Cut! 13 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,242 This was just another one of your fucking games? 14 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,910 We can't keep falling into bed 15 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,620 with each other when we're lonely. 16 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,247 You know I'm gonna keep trying, right? 17 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ upbeat trumpet jazz ♪ 18 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,843 So, we're just like one mind-numbing conference call 19 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,637 away from this deal being done. 20 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,347 I just gotta make sure they cough up the dough for Balls, 21 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,182 and then we are good to go. 22 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,976 They really gonna let Balls be my fuckin' assistant? 23 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,560 A rising star of your magnitude? 24 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,355 Fuck yeah, they'll let Fat Predator work with you. 25 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,440 Floyd, this is just the beginning, bro. 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,317 What a world. 27 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,194 Oh, and the network does wanna see you in the morning, 28 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,612 but that's totally pro forma. 29 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,114 They just wanna juice your puss, 30 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:14,116 tickle your meatus a little bit. 31 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,576 Do not worry, I will come with and I'll hold your hand. 32 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,078 All right, dude, I gotta-- 33 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,288 I gotta go meet up with Teddy. 34 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,330 - Cool. - See you in a second. 35 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,291 Hey, Floyd, real quick. 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,126 I need a favor. 37 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,335 Really? 38 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,753 Seriously, you think favors 39 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,046 should be flowing in this direction? 40 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,923 Listen, man, um, hear me out. 41 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,634 I got a guy, a client, and he's reading with you today, 42 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,720 and I--and I really need you to just go easy on him. 43 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,305 Why wouldn't I go easy on him? 44 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,307 I'm barely a professional my goddamn self. 45 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,267 You're a humble warrior, Floyd, 46 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,727 and that's why I dig you, 47 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,062 but-but this situation in particular, um, 48 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,731 is a little sensitive. 49 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,274 Oh, speaking, have you talked to Sadie lately? 50 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,401 That's-that's kinda what this is about. 51 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,278 What's with this new dude she's seeing? 52 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,238 - I'll tell you what I know. - Okay. 53 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,740 Uh, black British dude, killer accent-- 54 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,283 - Yeah. - And class up the ass-- 55 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,743 'Course he's got a fucking accent, man, 56 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,119 Sadie eats that shit up, man, 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,454 "What? What?" 58 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,080 Downtown Abbey -ass motherfucker. 59 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,582 Nah, he's a good dude, Floyd, 60 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,334 I really think you'd like him. 61 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,085 And here's where things get really interesting 62 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,962 just from a strictly sociological perspective-- 63 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,005 - Malcolm. - Oh! 64 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,423 - Ooh! - Amy! 65 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,966 - Hey. - Hi. 66 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,551 And you must be Floyd Mooney. 67 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,969 I most certainly am be. 68 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,346 It's very nice to meet you. 69 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,263 I've heard really amazing things. 70 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,806 Nice to meet you as well. 71 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,183 You're working with Teddy, right? 72 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,309 - Yeah. - How's that goin'? 73 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,852 - So dope. - I asked him. 74 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,270 It's just a little fuckin' weird. 75 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,355 Yeah, he's a piece of work, huh? 76 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,689 - Yeah. - Yeah. 77 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,232 Is Malcolm minding the store? 78 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,275 Oh, that's cute, I'm standing right here. 79 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,735 I see you. 80 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,237 You know, this is low, even for you, 81 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,782 to hit on a client in front of his own agent. 82 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,951 Sorry, I just-- 83 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,953 I have a hard time seeing you as an "agent". 84 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,413 He used to be my assistant 85 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,498 before I left to start my own agency. 86 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,249 - Word? - Yeah, 87 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,376 and she didn't take me with her in her suitcase. 88 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,836 Too many skeletons. 89 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,214 Oh, speaking of which, congratulations on your promotion, by the way! 90 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,383 Thank you, Amy. Wow, you know what? 91 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,426 - I think it's time for us to-- - Wait, promotion, promotion, 92 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,594 you never told me about a promotion. 93 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,762 Oh, you didn't say-- 94 00:02:58,762 --> 00:02:59,805 He's so modest. 95 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,223 Your boy's an agent now. 96 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,350 Now, just now? 97 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,518 What were you before? 98 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,395 - He was an assistant. - Mm. 99 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,271 Yeah, you got the Foxx movie, he got promoted, boom! 100 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,690 Hardworking Indian kid does good. 101 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,402 Really? I was gettin' repped by somebody's assistant? 102 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,070 You told me you were a fucking agent! 103 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,239 I'm a rising star, Floyd, and you know what? 104 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,991 To be fair, I was just hip-pocketing you at the time. 105 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,159 Yeah, you and a bunch of YouTubers. 106 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,160 This guy's a real empire builder. 107 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,453 Yeah, I see. 108 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,247 It was very nice to meet you. 109 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,998 And if you're ever worried about what happens next, 110 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,375 and you should be, 111 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,669 you should be absolutely fucking terrified, 112 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,672 I'd love to take you to dinner and just discuss. 113 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,841 Call me, anytime. 114 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,427 Bye. 115 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,680 Bye. 116 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,057 What the fuck, Malcolm? 117 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,600 Floyd, you listen to me, okay? 118 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,269 There are things about this dark, dreary industry 119 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,437 that you do not need to know. 120 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,272 That is why you pay me. 121 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,481 Know what? 122 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,899 I gotta go. 123 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,776 I think I just gotta... 124 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,362 process all this shit. 125 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,031 Floyd, don't, don't go away, Floyd, Floyd. 126 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,576 Floyd, I still gotta brief you on my guy, Floyd. 127 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,161 Floyd? 128 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,871 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 129 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,289 Fuck! 130 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,125 In my world, being early is on time. 131 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,127 Okay, embracing the character 132 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,670 doesn't extend to you being late for work. 133 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,338 Well, I wasn't embracing a character. 134 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,756 As a matter of fact, I wasn't even thinking 135 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,550 about the character, I was just fucking late. 136 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,261 Yeah? You got a problem with me, Floyd? 137 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,097 Sure, but you know, no more than usual right now. 138 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,515 You know, typically when a person's late, 139 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,600 they're trying to tell you something. 140 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,143 You, uh... 141 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,603 You trying to tell me something, Floyd? 142 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,355 Uh, nope, not tryin' to tell you nothin', man, 143 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,316 just havin' lunch with my stupid fuckin' agent. 144 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,276 Oh, your stupid fuckin' agent, 145 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,486 he's driving me crazy about a client of his. 146 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,237 Really? 147 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:42,324 This band could be so much more than this scene, 148 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,742 but you're fucking our shit up. 149 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,744 You gotta keep that fucking needle 150 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,746 out of your arm and keep your dick in your pants, man. 151 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,581 Okay, okay, okay, enough with the words. 152 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,291 Okay, let's just jump right into this, all right? 153 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,169 You guys, you're best friends, okay? 154 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:57,839 But there is a war brewing over creative control 155 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,382 over this band, Angry Black. 156 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,927 There's drugs, and there's booze, 157 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,845 and there's a girl, right? 158 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:07,098 There's always, there's always a fuckin' girl, all right? 159 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,601 Now let's get into it, let's do it. 160 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,436 All right, cool, what scene we doin'? 161 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:15,148 Nah, no scene, no words, I want you guys to wrestle. 162 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,650 Huh? 163 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,485 You fucking with me right now? 164 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,946 Nah, I wanna see you boys wrestle over this band, 165 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,615 over this girl, over this life, man. 166 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,200 Manifest. 167 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,243 Action. 168 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,744 Man, I don't know-- 169 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,246 All right, all right, cut, cut, cut. 170 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,331 Floyd, man, god damn it, man. 171 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,376 I need you to show up for once in your life, man. 172 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,545 I need you to be present just one time, man! 173 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:37,837 We're fucking wrestling. 174 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,631 Acting isn't just about words! 175 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:40,924 God damn it! 176 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,259 You know what, I'm sorry. 177 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,344 I apologize, I forget sometimes 178 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,931 that your toolbox is just made up of, uh, crayons, right? 179 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,432 Listen, I'm... 180 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,268 I'm more than happy to run through a few scenes 181 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,936 if it helps him get up to speed. 182 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:56,356 I'm completely off-book at this point. 183 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,818 Wait a minute, a British black dude? 184 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,236 Killer fuckin' accent. 185 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,113 Class out the fuckin' ass. 186 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,115 I'm not entirely sure that's a compliment. 187 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,866 Looks like we got a little more in common 188 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,243 than just Malcolm, homie. 189 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,121 Oh, he didn't tell you. 190 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,998 No, he most certainly did not. 191 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,291 Oh, what am I witnessing? 192 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,500 I'm afraid we do, friend. 193 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,626 Motherfucker! 194 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,711 What is goin' on here? 195 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,254 Why am I gettin' goosies? 196 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,881 Why is the hair on my arm standing up? 197 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,426 Why are my pubes on fire, huh? 198 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,762 Never mind. Let's go again, same thing. 199 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,180 Action. 200 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,144 - Come on, Terrence Howard. - Ah, yeah. 201 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:37,022 Hold him tight. Yeah! 202 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,232 Break the fuckin' place up! 203 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,027 Tear the fuckin' joint up! 204 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,320 Take your shirts off if you want. 205 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,035 - Okay, hi. - What the fuck, woman?! 206 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,161 - What the fuck, what? - Language! 207 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,912 Hey, little man, me and your mom 208 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,706 got something to talk about real quick, 209 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,166 so why don't you get your headphones and your iPad 210 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,667 - and just, you know, - Really? 211 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,752 - go for a few minutes. - Oh, no, no, no. 212 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,170 He is doing his homework, 213 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,504 and he's had enough screen time for today. 214 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,298 - Mom! - Yeah! 215 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,260 What is your problem? 216 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,928 Why didn't you tell me-- 217 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,181 I can still hear you guys from right there. 218 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,350 Okay. Oh! 219 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,144 Why didn't you tell me he was a fuckin' actor? 220 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,771 Why would I tell you that? 221 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,064 I didn't think you wanted to talk about him at all, 222 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,523 much less his vocation! 223 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,150 Well, you could've at least given me a heads up 224 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,234 before he came in to read with me! 225 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,235 Really? I didn't know. 226 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,362 Isn't that Malcolm's job? 227 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,821 I had to wrestle him, Sadie. 228 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:27,822 - Wrestle him! - That's weird. 229 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:28,907 Yeah, it is weird. 230 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,659 It's real fuckin' weird. 231 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,160 I hope you were nice to him. 232 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,828 Nice to him? Why is it my job to be nice to him? 233 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,538 And what's up with that fuckin' weird accent? 234 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,165 You know, he needs to Brexit from your vagina! 235 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,125 Okay, whoa, he can't help his accent. 236 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,251 Oh, it was so pretentious! 237 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,336 I think it's nice. 238 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,088 - I bet you do. - Hey! 239 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:46,341 That creepy Indian guy is at our door. 240 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,385 Great, this nigga. 241 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,722 Okay, this is me begging for forgiveness. 242 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,140 I will do anything. 243 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,308 Go play in traffic, motherfucker! 244 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,559 Floyd! 245 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,395 Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, Floyd. 246 00:07:58,395 --> 00:07:59,270 Am I young and dumb and full of toxic cum? 247 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,939 Yes. 248 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,565 - What does that mean? - Okay, gotta go. 249 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,317 Am I just figuring stuff out? Obviously. 250 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,028 But I brought you to the dance, 251 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,239 me, Floyd, me, you stick with me. 252 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,824 I don't gotta do nothin', 253 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,450 especially not for a lyin' sack of shit! 254 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,993 I never lied to you, Floyd, ever. 255 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,787 Oh, really? How 'bout when you told me 256 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,997 that you were an agent when you're actually an assistant? 257 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,833 I didn't actually tell you I was an agent. 258 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,418 I just said I wanted to represent you. 259 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,919 And I was gonna tell you about Robbie. 260 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,254 If anything, 261 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,464 it was just a sin of omission. 262 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,342 - Robbie. His name is Robbie? - It's his name! 263 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,218 Hey, how 'bout givin' me a heads up 264 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,803 before you sign this guy! 265 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:32,887 Okay, I hear what you're saying, 266 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,013 the words do make sense. 267 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,223 But at the time, bro, 268 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,225 I didn't think it mattered 269 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,476 until I found out he had the audition. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 270 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,936 So you didn't think it was a big deal 271 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,229 to inform me that you signed the guy 272 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,355 who's currently smashin' my baby mom?! 273 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,773 Hey, watch your mouth! 274 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,358 You don't think this bums me out? 275 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,027 When the two of them hooked up at my party 276 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,027 I was devastated. 277 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,362 If anything, 278 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,697 the person you should be feeling 279 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,282 the most sorry for is me. 280 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,325 Bro, you already been up in there. 281 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,077 I might never get a chance. 282 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,454 Okay, allow me to ease your mind, Malcolm, 283 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,872 you're never gonna get there. 284 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,290 Don't say things you don't mean. 285 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,167 - I mean that. - So, you're the reason 286 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,169 that they hooked up in the first place? 287 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,296 Oh, no, man, I can't take responsibility for that, man, 288 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,881 that's the universe. 289 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,507 They would've found each other eventually. 290 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,509 - I'm callin' the lady agent! - Don't you dare! 291 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,511 Yeah, mm-hmm, watch me, motherfucker! 292 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,930 Floyd! Floyd, you're being crazy, man! 293 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,766 Put the phone down. 294 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,143 Let's just--Floyd, Floyd, put the phone down, Floyd! 295 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,561 Okay, you think this through. 296 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,065 You and Robbie and I are gonna go out tonight 297 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,400 and we'll talk it out, because if you guys 298 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,319 - are gonna be working together. - What?! 299 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,987 Oh, that's what I came here to tell you. 300 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,489 Shit, I buried that lead. 301 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,532 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, Robbie booked the pilot, 302 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,453 turns out Teddy loves him and tonight, we celebratin'. 303 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,122 Ow, Floyd, don't you-- 304 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,957 Physical abuse, Floyd! 305 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,169 Hey, can you help me? 306 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,337 - Get out now. - What? 307 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,755 You're creepin' out my kid. 308 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,340 Your kid is in school because of me. 309 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,299 - I hope you know that. - Get out! 310 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,592 Hey, stay woke, lil' bro. 311 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,885 Stay educated! 312 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,178 You freakin' kidding me. 313 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,556 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 314 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,445 Dope as fuck. Mmm. 315 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:16,533 Oh, shit, there she is, man. Esther Blaze. 316 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:20,078 She's a genius, like a stone fox. 317 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,371 Like a sexy lil', 318 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,540 lil'... fire hydrant. 319 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,250 Man, you and your fuckin' foodie crushes, man. 320 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,960 You gotta stop sexualizing 321 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,169 everything you eat, motherfucker. 322 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,171 How you expect to drop the LBs 323 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,549 if you get wood every time you see a plate of food? 324 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,759 - Hi, Esther. - Hi, how are you? 325 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,261 I'm great. I'd like you to meet Floyd Mooney. 326 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,179 - Hi, it's nice to meet you. - Hi. 327 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,305 - And his friend Balls, - Oh. 328 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,765 who is a very big fan of yours. 329 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,183 Oh, my goodness. 330 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,268 Okay, okay. 331 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,561 It's nice to meet you. 332 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,355 Uh, would you like a tour of the kitchen? 333 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,857 - Oh, hell yeah. - Well, Balls. 334 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,275 - Balls. - Okay, let's go. 335 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,652 Hey, nigga, behave yourself. 336 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,321 So listen, I can get you into any restaurant in town 337 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,739 any night of the week. 338 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,366 We can sit so close to the Lakers, 339 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,952 you can make out cock and ball definition. 340 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,246 You get my son in private school? - Which one? 341 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,873 Uh, Broken Arrow. 342 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,791 I know half the board, that's a phone call. 343 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,042 But that's not what this is about. 344 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,294 This is about your career. 345 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,295 Can I ask you somethin'? 346 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,421 Of course. 347 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,798 How would you get me out of this project? 348 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,342 I'd just pull you the fuck out. 349 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,218 I love to blow shit up. 350 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,761 But you don't wanna do that. 351 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,971 You don't want out of this project. 352 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,180 I'm pretty sure I do. 353 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,974 No, no, I would insist you stay on. 354 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,184 In fact, I'm vaguely annoyed and kinda impressed 355 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,644 with Malcolm that he had the foresight 356 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,062 to steer you towards this thing. 357 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,522 I mean, he has terrible, 358 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,024 terrible taste in material. 359 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,984 Maybe he did learn something from me. 360 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,652 Nah. No, he didn't. 361 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,362 He was pushing his superhero bullshit instead. 362 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,239 Of course he was, yes, well, 363 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,784 nonetheless, you are in a fantastic position right now. 364 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,162 So just stay put and don't fuck it up. 365 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,330 Why do you want out? Is it Teddy? 366 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,998 Motherfucker's crazy. 367 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,833 Callin' and textin' me all the time, 368 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,085 "Where are you now? I need you." 369 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,629 So what? All the good ones are crazy. 370 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,964 It's not just Teddy. 371 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,383 I think I could be working with my baby mom's new boyfriend. 372 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,844 That's why they call it work. Grow the fuck up, Floyd. 373 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,722 Sounds like some shit she would say. 374 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,266 Oh, wow. Oh, God, what a waste. 375 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,267 What? 376 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,936 Well, you're young, 377 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,688 and not entirely unattractive, 378 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,192 and there's a whole world of pretty young things out there 379 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,485 to get the poison out for ya. 380 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,779 Nah, been there, done that, 381 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,863 got all the t-shirts, 382 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,323 That shit gets old. 383 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,283 All right, tell me about this chick. 384 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,785 What makes her so special? 385 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,204 I don't know, man, I mean, 386 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,332 I fell in love with her the second I set eyes on her, 387 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,667 back in high school. 388 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,293 She was way out of my league. 389 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,212 And you know, convincing her to be my girl 390 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,173 was such a dream come true that... 391 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,884 all the cool stuff since just paled in comparison. 392 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,344 What? 393 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,637 What, you laughin' at me now? 394 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,097 No, I'm not laughing at you. 395 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,599 This is my favorite part of the job. 396 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,643 So, you know someone's talented but then you sit down with them 397 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,727 and you realize there's something more, 398 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,895 there's something extra. 399 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,314 So with you, there's this... 400 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,274 This sweetness. 401 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,317 And light. 402 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,986 - Nah. - No, it's true. 403 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,029 You're... You're romantic, Floyd. 404 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,572 You are. 405 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,241 I don't see a lot of that in my line of work, 406 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,202 and this is the career that I love to guide. 407 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,128 What's up? 408 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,173 - Okay, let's go. - Where? 409 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,341 Well, we're gonna go talk to Teddy 410 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,676 and straighten him the fuck out. 411 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,721 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 412 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,266 Floyd, what the hell took you so long? 413 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,226 And what the hell are you doing here, Amy? 414 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,061 Floyd and I have been chatting about his career. 415 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,354 You hear that, motherfucker? 416 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,148 Oh, you think that bothers me? 417 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,233 It should, dumbass. She's a great fuckin' agent. 418 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,068 - You smell good. - Thank you. 419 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,987 - Amy Von Getz. - Robbie MacDonald. 420 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,655 Oh, I know, I've heard amazing things. 421 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,532 So, Teddy, what the fuck are we doing here? 422 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:48,077 Well when I heard about Floyd's situation with his baby mama, 423 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,829 and how pretty Robbie here, he's, uh... 424 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,289 - He's railin' her. - Hey, man! 425 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,290 He's stuffin' her nice. 426 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,416 I got excited. 427 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,084 I got really fuckin' excited 428 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,335 'cause I knew it was gonna add a layer 429 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,837 of richness to this project. 430 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,839 Okay, well, what brings us to the Shamrock, then? 431 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,176 The guys in the band all had matching Angry Black tattoos 432 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,012 and Mark Mahoney, the fuckin' man here, 433 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,889 he gave it to 'em and I want these guys 434 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,349 to get the same exact tattoo from Mahoney. 435 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,602 Matter of fact, I insist on it, okay? 436 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,145 No wussin' out. 437 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,564 Floyd, meet Krull. 438 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,733 He's the technical advisor on the project. 439 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,359 He was there, he knew X. 440 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,779 It's true, X was a mate. 441 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,655 - Had a huge cock. - Big one. 442 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,240 Used to pull all these birds. 443 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,618 He put me in on it sometimes. 444 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,994 We were like stepbrothers-- 445 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,871 when he'd step out, I'd step in. 446 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,247 They were like tunnel buddies. 447 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,999 Do you wanna get a tattoo tonight? 448 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,167 - Fuck no. - Do you wanna get a tattoo? 449 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,752 Not the permanent variety. 450 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,837 You guys are pussyin' out on me? 451 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,339 Teddy, I need you to listen to me. 452 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,757 What? 453 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,342 You're gonna leave these boys alone, okay? 454 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,218 Enough of your method mind game bullshit, 455 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,220 save it for the set. 456 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,638 I'm serious, I will pull Floyd the fuck out of this thing 457 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,056 - No, don't do that. - and blow it up. 458 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,641 - No, I'll do it. - No, don't do it. 459 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,476 I know how hard it was for you to cast this thing. 460 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,228 And you're in a very precarious position with the network. 461 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,021 But I'm gettin' one, we should all get 'em. 462 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,356 That's not how it works, Teddy. 463 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,024 I'm gettin' fuckin' inked, man! 464 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,693 You guys are fuckin' soft, man. 465 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,445 - Amy? - Yeah. 466 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,072 I'd appreciate if you left my client 467 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,865 out of this conversation. 468 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,993 Oh, I'd really appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up 469 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,162 and reflect on what a sad, shitty excuse 470 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,747 for an agent you are, Malcolm. 471 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,332 I'm offended that you once worked for me 472 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,126 and you still think it's okay to work with 473 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,293 both of these guys knowing their history. 474 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,670 Ooh, I love my new agent. 475 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,255 You know what, Amy? 476 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,841 I know you're just jealous because a young, 477 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,386 handsome person of color is rising up the ranks and nipping at your heels 478 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,179 and you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror 479 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,099 and all you see is a sad, menopausal old cougar, 480 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,433 so you think to yourself, 481 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,893 "I'm gonna boost my dopamine levels 482 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,894 by flicking the bean a little bit, 483 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,354 but, oh, no, 484 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,522 I can't reach the Astroglide 485 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,274 because of the arthritis," 486 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,984 and all the while, your dry, old cooch 487 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,986 is just... 488 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,238 sucking up whatever moisture it has left 489 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,282 with each passing second. 490 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,536 This the kind of guy you want representing you? 491 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,496 Don't you talk-- Robbie knows who I am, 492 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,249 and he knows what I've done for him because he's loyal, 493 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,835 unlike some other traitorous motherfuckers. 494 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,253 Hey, keep digging your grave, nigga. 495 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,755 Keep talkin', keep losin' clients. 496 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,340 Actually, Malcolm, I've been thinking it might be best 497 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,050 to bow out of this situation altogether. 498 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,594 Are you crazy? 499 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,637 'Cause this project is so good for you. 500 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,389 No, I meant being represented by you. 501 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,683 I-- I could go somewhere else, maybe. 502 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,727 - Right? - Mm-hmm, yes, absolutely. 503 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,312 Fuck her! No! 504 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,981 I brought you to the dance! Me! 505 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,525 Doesn't that stand for anything in your fucking British world? 506 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,528 Jesus fucking Christ, is there any fucking loyalty 507 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,071 left in this universe? 508 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,532 Call me. You're very special. 509 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,201 - I will, and thank you. - Of course. 510 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,329 This is not fucking happening. This is not h-- 511 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,249 Okay, Floyd. 512 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,085 Floyd, I'm gonna appeal to your greater sense 513 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,587 - of loyalty and honor, Floyd. - Mm-hmm. 514 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,382 Because my heart knows that it's in your heart. 515 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,842 And our hearts are in harmony, man, 516 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,636 they always have been since day one. 517 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,346 So you just tell me right now, 518 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,765 please, Floyd, what can I do? 519 00:16:55,765 --> 00:17:00,144 Because I will do anything, Floyd. 520 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:03,189 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, 521 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,316 what a nancy boy you are. 522 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,277 Be ashamed of yourself. 523 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,197 Anyway, you're done, son. Check that shit out. 524 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,575 Oh, my God, that is harrowing to look at. 525 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,286 All right, Floyd, are you happy? 526 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,621 Have I proven my loyalty? 527 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,248 You still fuckin' lied to me. 528 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,457 What? 529 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,167 Floyd? 530 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,294 Floyd. 531 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,338 Hey, Floyd. 532 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,594 I just wanted to say I'm sorry about everything. 533 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,889 And I never meant any disrespect. 534 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,267 I guess it's just a highly... 535 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,185 unusual situation. 536 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,815 Well, look, man, it's not your fault, man, you know... 537 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,234 We both just pawns in this game anyways. 538 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,238 Listen, I've been giving it a lot of thought. 539 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,032 And if you think this whole thing 540 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,660 is just too unworkable, I will drop out right now. 541 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, no. 542 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,124 Don't do that, I ain't for fuckin' up nobody's career. 543 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,709 You make your paper, Booboo. 544 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,212 Yeah, you don't seem like that guy. 545 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,714 Hey, I know, that's why it was so easy 546 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,716 for you to offer, motherfucker, you see that? 547 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,218 Ah, yeah, I see you, yeah. 548 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,303 Touché. 549 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,680 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 550 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,145 Look, I'm not a hard sell kinda gal. 551 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,272 So, sign with me, don't sign with me. 552 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,482 Either way, I had a really good time tonight. 553 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,985 Yeah, me too. 554 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,947 But I'm not gonna sign with you. 555 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,325 Interesting. 556 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,367 Yeah, look, look, 557 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,119 I feel bad for the guy. 558 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,414 I know he's a big fuck-up, but he's my fuck-up, 559 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,000 and he did bring me to the dance, 560 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,127 so that's gotta count for somethin'. 561 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,715 - Sorry. - No, no, no sorries, Floyd, it's okay. 562 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,925 You're in a really good place right now. 563 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,261 Just keep trusting your instincts and... 564 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,848 I admire your loyalty, it's a really rare thing. 565 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:05,311 And to be honest, it's a bit of a relief for me. 566 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,271 How so? 567 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,273 I don't like being attracted to my clients. 568 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,443 It's a distraction. 569 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,195 Well, uh... 570 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,739 I ain't never had a smokin' hot agent before. 571 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,616 You know, I just had Malcolm. 572 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,909 But you know, he's... 573 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,577 He's a little, little skinny-- 574 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,578 - Floyd? - Yeah? 575 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,579 Shut the fuck up. 576 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,914 Oh. 577 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,208 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 578 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:32,380 Ooh. Mm, mm, mm, that was nice. 579 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,924 That was a lot of things, but nice wasn't one of them. 580 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,219 Yeah, you're right, that was some high-quality interracial shit right there. 581 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,929 You just got blacked. 582 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,347 Yeah, I hate to break it to you, Floyd, 583 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,640 but you're not my first black guy. 584 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,308 Oh, damn, really? 585 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,435 Well, I'm just happy to be in their company. 586 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,978 What about me? 587 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,605 Am I your first married lady? 588 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,732 - What now? - You didn't know? 589 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:55,277 Sorry. 590 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,654 I'm definitely not signing with you now. 591 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,155 I'm really sorry, Floyd, I did think-- 592 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,156 I thought you knew. 593 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,991 Yeah, sure. 594 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,785 I guess I kinda took advantage of you, huh? 595 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,578 Yeah, you just got a little rapey with me. 596 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,831 - Yeah, come on. - Mm-mm, Mm-mm, Mm! 597 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,250 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 598 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,462 I just gotta say this, okay? 599 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,214 I don't say it enough, 600 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,924 but I fuckin' love you, Floyd Mooney, 601 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,509 and you are the gift that keeps on giving, okay? 602 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,302 - You are my brother-- - Get off me, clown! 603 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,846 And you're welcome, motherfucker. 604 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,597 Talk about a happy fuckin' twist ending. 605 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,224 I literally just got off with Amy. 606 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,143 She told me what you said. 607 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,228 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just no more lies and no more secrets, all right? 608 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,354 Oh, no, Floyd, you don't understand. 609 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,189 I'm gonna be working for her now. 610 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,774 - What? - Yeah, she offered me 611 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,860 an impossible-to-refuse job at her agency 612 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,237 and best of all, I get to take you with me! 613 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,865 You're in my suitcase, motherfucker! 614 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,324 Yeah, you don't have to choose. 615 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,909 All's well that ends well. 616 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,578 Peter is ready to see you guys now. 617 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,371 See? 618 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,498 Milady. Ha! 619 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,086 Peter. 620 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,380 Hey! 621 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,674 Lloyd Mooney! 622 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,176 Uh, close, 623 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,552 it's Floyd Mooney. 624 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,761 Oh, yeah? 625 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,847 Stu Beggs calls him Lloyd. 626 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,348 That doesn't make it right. 627 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,268 You know what? 628 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,436 You are right. 629 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,813 Thousand apologies, Floyd. 630 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,732 Oh, good lord. 631 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,901 You are a handsome man! 632 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,362 And a tall drink of water too. 633 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,822 Excellent physique. 634 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,949 Yes, Malcolm, this is some serious 635 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,494 leading man shit right here. 636 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,661 Thanks? 637 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,247 You obviously work out? 638 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,332 Yeah, obviously. 639 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,291 Well, lift it up. 640 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,460 Let me see that shit. 641 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,086 Come on, motherfucker, show him what you got. 642 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,171 - Look at that! - Whoo! Nice! 643 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,548 Wow, that is fuckin' rad, dude! 644 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,009 You are ripped! I'm telling you. 645 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,385 Look, check this out, look at that! 646 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,845 - Yes! - Damn. 647 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,222 That's some serious Magic Mike shit 648 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,264 right there, Peter. 649 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,099 Bless you, took a lot of work. 650 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,392 You wanna see my teeth next, motherfucker? 651 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,521 That's classic. 652 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,272 Anyway, as much as I would love 653 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,067 to stand around here all day polishing our knobs, 654 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,985 I'm afraid I can't. 655 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,488 I have a network to run. 656 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,782 But know this. 657 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,326 I am super duper fucking psyched 658 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,203 to be in the Lloyd Floyd Mooney business. 659 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,997 Diversity is really important to me right now, 660 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,750 and I walk the fucking walk. 661 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,044 When Teddy came in here with the untold story of Angry Black, 662 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,256 NWA before there even was NWA, 663 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,549 boom! 664 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,633 I bought that shit in the room. 665 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:23,634 Yes, darling, what is it? 666 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,843 Hi, Peter. 667 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,345 - Well, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 668 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,180 I'm loving that green skirt, matches your eyes. 669 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,140 And thank you for wearing the shoes I asked you to. 670 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,352 Okay, anyway, listen, lovely to meet you, Floyd. 671 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,145 And can I say? 672 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,065 I am very excited to be sharing this... 673 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:42,152 golden age of peak TV with you 674 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:46,907 because you are a colossal fucking super talent, my friend. 675 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,576 Amy thinks the world of you. 676 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,036 I'm really glad that all worked out, by the way. 677 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,538 She's a fucking genius, isn't she? 678 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,956 Oh, yes, sir. 679 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:54,957 Amy? 680 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,208 His wife. 681 00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,212 Yes, my wife. How quickly they forget. 682 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,423 You had dinner with her last night. 683 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,509 Yeah, yes, Amy, 684 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,303 she was fantastic. 685 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,222 You know, she came home raving about you 686 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,850 in exactly the same way I'm gonna go home 687 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,602 raving about you tonight! 688 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:19,148 Idea, you two, come to my house, 689 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,149 we'll break some bread. 690 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,233 - No! - No! 691 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,318 And in the meantime, 692 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,236 get the fuck outta here. 693 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,030 Thank you, Peter, thank you. 694 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,489 Let's go, Superstar. 695 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,574 Peace! 696 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:33,162 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 697 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,039 Can I ask you a question? 698 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,832 - Sure. - Man to man? 699 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,043 Yeah, man, shoot. 700 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,629 Okay, just promise not to laugh. 701 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:46,300 Ah, I could try, but promising would be ridiculous. 702 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,927 Okay. 703 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,264 So... there's this girl-- 704 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,225 Oh, no, oh, no. 705 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,186 Oh, that's how it starts. 706 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,730 The ruination of mankind can be traced back 707 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,649 to those three simple words. 708 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,777 Who's the girl? 709 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,196 - Zoey. - Oh, okay. 710 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,572 All right, she's a cutie, I can see that. 711 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,782 I didn't say I liked her! 712 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,368 My fault, my bad, 713 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,786 my bad, I'm sorry. 714 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,162 But I really do. 715 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,747 Mm-hmm, and what's not to like? 716 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,666 She's foxy as shit. 717 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,251 Sorry. 718 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,923 But I think she likes this kid, Braden. 719 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,384 - Uncool. - I know. 720 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,220 He's a big, fat noob with his big, fat face. 721 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,305 He's always bragging about his stupid Yeezys. 722 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,683 Listen, boy, as long as you stay black, 723 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,352 never say the word "noob" again. 724 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,187 And I hate to break this to you, kid, 725 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,690 but you can't escape it. 726 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,984 No matter how far you get in life or how old you get, 727 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,277 you just gotta learn how to deal. 728 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,488 But how do I make my intentions known? 729 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,408 Do I just grab her and kiss her? 730 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,326 No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. 731 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,661 Don't do anything like that. 732 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,122 But that's how they do it on TV. 733 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,249 Yeah, but that type of stuff gets you thrown in jail. 734 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,875 Or The White House. 735 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,878 - Okay. No kissing. - Mm-mm. 736 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,338 Should I just, like... 737 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,215 freeze her out, like... 738 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,217 be mean to her? 739 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,219 Nah. 740 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,013 Don't do that either, that's a punk move. 741 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,141 - Hmm. - Here's what I would do. 742 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:20,185 And this is easier said than done, trust me. 743 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,563 I'd just leave her alone. 744 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,273 Be a good friend to her, 745 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:27,234 let the players play their silly little games, 746 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:30,362 and when she wises up and the smoke clears, 747 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,989 she'll see you for 748 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,199 the good-hearted little dude you truly are. 749 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,243 Wait, I just do nothing? 750 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,579 Yeah, pretty much, it's a waitin' game. 751 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,414 I thought you'd have better advice. 752 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,168 Mom's here! 753 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,086 - Oh! - So, guess what. 754 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,464 - Did I get in? - You got in, they just called! 755 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,673 - I got in! - Yeah! 756 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,010 Hey, Dad, I'm gonna go text Zoey. 757 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,179 Yeah, you do that. 758 00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:58,974 Thank you. 759 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,184 I didn't do nothin'. 760 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,728 No, you did somethin'. 761 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,647 The admissions lady said some bigwig called 762 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:09,234 and put in a good word that sealed the deal for us, so... 763 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,446 whatever you did, Floyd, whoever you had to... 764 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:16,867 blow, I love you for it, and your son loves you for it. 765 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,660 Well, look, as long as y'all are happy, I'm happy. 766 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:22,289 But I still think public school builds character, 767 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,291 strong teeth, and funny bones, but whatever. 768 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,251 Shut up. 769 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,170 You wanna come inside? 770 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,465 No. 771 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,009 Don't wanna confuse the boy. 772 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,720 Oh. 773 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,806 Okay. 774 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:42,142 Yeah, I'm just gonna leave, let you do your thing, 775 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,894 let the players play 776 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,479 till the smoke clears and you wise up 777 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,273 and you see the last man standin'. 778 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:51,985 What kind of game is this? 779 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,320 Good-bye, Sadie. 780 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,280 Oh. 781 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,490 ♪ light piano music ♪ 782 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:57,574 Hmm. 783 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:08,961 ♪ Bring me uptown, bring me uptown ♪ 784 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,505 ♪ Yeah ♪ 785 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,926 ♪ Bring me uptown ♪ 786 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,886 ♪ Won't you bring me up ♪ 787 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,931 ♪ Bring 'em all around so they see me work ♪ 788 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:24,142 ♪ Bring me uptown, won't you bring me up ♪ 789 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:27,062 ♪ Let me tell you my story ♪ 790 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:30,148 ♪ Bring me uptown, won't you bring me up ♪ 791 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,193 ♪ Bring 'em all around so they see me work ♪ 792 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:36,238 ♪ Leavin' good sounds, yeah, the good sounds ♪ 793 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,366 ♪ Makin' someone proud, never leave the ground ♪ 794 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,536 ♪ I be on my way, I be on my way ♪ 795 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,539 ♪ I'm a hero, I'm tryin' to save the day ♪ 796 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,667 ♪ Livin' for the king, livin' for the king ♪ 797 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,337 ♪ Hope to see the day that the kingdom reigns ♪ 798 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,381 ♪ I know you can see ♪ 799 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:58,218 ♪ The light that shines through these rings ♪ 800 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:00,220 ♪ I'm spreadin' my peace ♪ 801 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:04,016 ♪ I hope you take this from me ♪ 802 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:10,147 ♪ Won't you come alive and hear the wonders ♪ 803 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:13,025 ♪ Music all around ♪ 804 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,278 ♪ You feel it in your heart ♪ 805 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,488 ♪ Know that no one..♪ 58132

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