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All right, if you know
the song, sing along with me.
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♪ Come with me ♪
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♪ Hail Mary ♪
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♪ Run quick see ♪
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♪ What do we have here now ♪
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♪ Do you wanna ride or die ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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You.
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You, white girl, come here.
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Come here, white girl.
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On behalf of
the black community,
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I adopt you,
sweetheart, okay? Okay?
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I’m gonna send you
a Black Lives Matter t-shirt,
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you’re gonna take
that shit with you.
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All right, thank y’all so much!
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Appreciate it!
I’m Floyd Mooney!
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Oh, my God, so much fun!
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So much, thank you!
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Hey, wake up.
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Hey, man.
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Wake up, wake up,
motherfucker,
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it’s Malcolm on the phone.
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I hate you.
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What you want?
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Yo, you never called me back
last night.
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That’s ’cause I was busy on
stage killin’, motherfucker,
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just like you killin’
my vibe right now.
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What you call me so early for?
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I need you to put
your big boy pants on
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and get your beautiful,
black butt cheeks
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to Century City for a meeting.
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Who with?
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Jason Gold, motherfucker.
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- Who that?
- The director.
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Never heard of him.
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Come on, Floyd,
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he’s only the biggest
comedy director
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in Hollywood right now.
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Is this a real meeting?
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Like a meeting, meeting?
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He call you
or you call him? Truth.
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He called me.
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You’re sure he’s a fan?
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Oh, yeah.
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Huge fan,
told me himself.
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Hey, man, when you
gonna get me a meeting
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with that Tarantino
motherfucker?
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I’ll be a cotton-picker
for that visionary any day.
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Oh, yeah, that’s gonna happen.
For sure.
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Listen, call me after, okay?
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Love ya.
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Will do, jiggaboo.
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Hey,
this is radio station WSKEE,
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we’re taking calls
on the wish line,
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making your wacky wishes
come true.
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♪ I wish I was
a little bit taller ♪
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♪ I wish I was a baller ♪
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♪ I wish I had a girl
who looked good ♪
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♪ I would call her ♪
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♪ I wish I had
a rabbit in a hat ♪
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♪ With a bat
and a six four Impala ♪
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♪ I wish I was
like six-foot-nine ♪
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♪ So I could get with Leoshi
’cause she don’t know me ♪
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♪ But yo she’s really fine ♪
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♪ You know I see her
all the time ♪
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♪ Everywhere I go ♪
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♪ And even in my dreams ♪
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♪ I can scheme a way
to make her mine ♪
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♪ ’Cause I know
she’s livin’ phat ♪
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♪ Her boyfriend’s tall
and he plays ball ♪
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♪ So how am I gonna
compete with that? ♪
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♪ ’Cause when it comes
to playing basketball ♪
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Hey, how you doing, man?
Here you go, sir.
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- What up?
- Yo, yo, yo, yo.
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You Floyd Mooney, right?
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Yeah, motherfucker,
where you know me from?
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Man, me and my girl
caught you at the J Spot
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a couple weeks ago, man.
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You had us laughing so hard
we almost wet ourselves, bro.
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No, seriously,
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like a little bit
of pee came out.
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That’s what
I like to hear.
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Provoking moisture in all
its glorious forms, baby.
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- Man!
- You feel me?
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- Hey, can I get a pic?
- Can you get a pic!
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- All right, all right, come on.
- Man, oh, my God, man.
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They ain’t gonna
believe this in the hood.
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- Yeah, I know, right?
- What you wanna say?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
say cheese, motherfucker.
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Cheese, motherfucker!
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Man, bro,
it’s an honor, man.
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For real,
keep killing it, man.
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Floyd Mooney.
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Hey!
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Jesus, what a disaster.
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That was the fucking
Hindenburg of handshakes.
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Really sorry about that.
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Can we skip to the part
where we’re cool?
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Nah, man, don’t worry
about it, we cool.
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Yeah, I’ve just never
been any good at that stuff.
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What stuff? Black stuff?
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No, I’m sorry, I...
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I-I didn’t mean it like that.
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Then how’d you mean it?
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I’m fucking with you, man.
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Relax your ass off, man,
I’m fucking with you.
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Oh, my God, you’re
a funny motherfucker.
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I appreciate that, man.
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Yeah, so,
I’m making this movie
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about an
African-American attorney.
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It’s cool, you can say black.
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Oh, no, I never say black.
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Oh, good, man.
Good for you.
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That was a test.
Obviously.
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Anyway, this bla--
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African-American attorney
lands his first client
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and get this, turns out
she’s the first woman
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Bill Cosby ever
drugged and molested.
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And this cranky
little firecracker
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wants her day
in court.
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Oh, snap, man,
that’s dope, man.
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Listen, my mom’s
gonna be over the moon.
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She’s always wanted me
to be an attorney, so--
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No, no, no, no, no.
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- You play the old woman.
- Wait, what?
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Yeah, yeah, you’re
gonna kill this.
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Heh. All right,
here’s the thing.
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So I used to watch Eddie Murphy
movies with my pops.
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I’d always look at him
and I’d say,
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"Pops, I wanna be
just like Eddie Murphy."
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And he’d be like,
"You know what,
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you can be like
Eddie Murphy,
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you just make sure them
white Hollywood motherfuckers
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never put you in a dress."
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So, uh, yeah, can’t do that.
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You do know there’s
a fine tradition
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of "blafrican" American--
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I’m sorry. I don’t know why
I keep saying that.
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Oh, that’s cool, man,
it’s just ’cause you’re racist.
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Not like KKK racist,
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more like well-meaning,
west-of-the-405 racist.
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But hey, it’s fine.
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Just kidding, not really.
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Continue.
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Right.
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Anyway I think it
could be hilarious.
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Right, man, but here--
here’s the thing.
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Aren’t we just a little done
with the whole Cosby pile-on?
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I mean, I wouldn’t want the man
to be my anesthesiologist
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or anything like that,
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but aren’t we a little sick
of the outrage?
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Just a little bit?
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He raped over 50 women.
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Allegedly.
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I don’t know for sure
if he raped anybody.
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And let’s say he did do
some of that pervy shit.
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Maybe he did ’em a favor
by drugging them.
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Would you really
want the memory
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of old Doc Huxtable’s
Jell-O pudding, meaty fingers
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all up in your lady gravy?
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- You feel me?
- No, I don’t feel you.
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In fact, I’m pretty offended.
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You’re in comedy
and you’re offended?
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That offends me,
motherfucker.
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Just relax.
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Chill.
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Stifle your white outrage.
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I mean, we haven’t
even ordered yet.
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So, what else
you got for me?
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What the fuck
were you thinking?
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Come on, man,
it wasn’t that bad.
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There are times
when you have to be
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a little less you,
Floyd.
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And this was one
of those times.
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You’re not being a very proud
black man right now.
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That’s ’cause
I’m not black, Floyd.
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I’m Indian.
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You deal with police,
I deal with airport security.
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And this very proud
brown man
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is trying to make you
a very successful black man.
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The goal has always been
white famous.
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Why do I have to be
white famous?
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Why the fuck not?
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Don’t you wanna be so famous
that you transcend color?
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Obama, Tiger Woods,
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Will Smith
before the Jada shit.
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Maybe it’s not in the cards
for me, Malcolm.
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Maybe I’m just
a funny motherfucker.
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A comic’s comic.
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Isn’t that enough?
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That’s not why
I signed you.
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You could be so much
bigger than that.
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And all you gotta do is be
willing to wrap your lips
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around a little white dick
every now and then.
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Well, when you
put it like that,
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you’re lucky I’m not firing
your light-skinned Harvard ass
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right now, motherfucker.
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Floyd, Jason Gold
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is a very important client
at this agency.
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Oh, whoo, you wanna-be-white,
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Heineken-drinking motherfucker!
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Now we getting to
the bottom of this, Malcolm!
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Look who’s
transcending color now.
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You’re just another
Hollywood douchebag.
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- Say it, Floyd.
- You want me to say it?
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- Yeah, bitch.
- You want me to say it?
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- Say it.
- You want me to say it loud?
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You’re fired!
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Did you just fire me?
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Yes, I did.
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Yes!
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Fuck you, Floyd!
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I don’t need you.
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Have fun being in
Jerrod Carmichael’s shadow.
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- Oh, fuck!
- You get up, I get up.
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Fuck you.
Oh. Oh, and by the way,
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Heineken’s have
no color or creed.
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It’s a delicious
and refreshing beverage.
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You know what?
Go ride a carpet!
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How is that an insult?
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You know how dope it would be
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to have a carpet that flies?
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Fuck you!
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♪ intense rock music ♪
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That movie was funny.
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That ain’t saying much, kid.
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You think car accidents
are funny.
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Momma says you’re
a comedy snob.
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Well I guess your
momma’s right, as always.
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Hey, look, when it’s funny
it makes you roll,
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and that shit--
sorry, stuff...
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did not make me roll.
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Not like the stuff I used
to watch with my pops.
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But I’m glad you liked it.
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I like seeing movies
with you, Daddy.
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I like seeing movies with you,
too, little ninja. Mmm.
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When are you and Momma
getting back together?
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What do I always tell you?
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Comedy is not kind.
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Uh-huh, and it’s especially not
kind for mommies and daddies.
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But how come you
sleep over sometimes?
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Because your mother’s
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the most beautiful woman
in the world,
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and I like being in her orbit
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even if sometimes she wants
to blow up my spaceship.
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- You feel me?
- Straight up.
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That woman is ferocious.
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That she is, little man.
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That she is.
250
00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,691
Who’s in the lead?
Who’s in the lead?
251
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,192
- Who’s in the lead?
- Now who’s in the lead?
252
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,945
Oh, no, you a cheater!
You gonna cheat, huh? Okay.
253
00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,072
You know what? Good job.
254
00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,574
- There’s no rules. Come on.
- Good job.
255
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,700
Good job, good job.
256
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,535
- Hi!
- Hey, Mom.
257
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,079
Come here. Oh...
258
00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,166
Go say goodbye.
259
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,126
- Bye, Daddy.
- See you later, dude.
260
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,627
Love you.
261
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,883
Mm-mm-mm.
Damn, woman.
262
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718
You look good in that,
263
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,137
but you always
look good, so--
264
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,430
I heard you got dropped.
265
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,431
Who told you that?
266
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,557
- Malcolm.
- Motherfucker.
267
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,892
Right before he asked me out.
268
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,727
Motherfuck--
wait, what’d you say?
269
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,562
You know that’s
none of your business.
270
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,147
The man’s a serious earner.
271
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,065
That’s some unsettling shit.
Don’t play like that.
272
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,067
- Relax, I’m messing with you.
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,736
You should be more worried
about what next.
274
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,363
Guess I’ll just
go back on the road.
275
00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,364
Hit up the circuit.
276
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,283
Oh, great,
just when your son
277
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,118
was getting used to having
you around all the time.
278
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,912
Okay, I know, but what else
is out there for me?
279
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,747
I don’t know, maybe it’s time
to figure it out.
280
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,290
Without a doubt.
281
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,417
How ’bout we open
some wine and brainstorm?
282
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,628
You can be my smart
and sexy sounding board
283
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,755
and if it gets
a little too late
284
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,340
and I get
a little too drunk,
285
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,342
we can have a sleepover.
286
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,553
- No.
- Damn!
287
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,889
How come sometimes it’s yes
and sometimes it’s no?
288
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,933
You got a confusing vagina...
289
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,852
he said with love, respect,
and eternal devotion.
290
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,354
Goodnight, Floyd.
291
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,605
Wait.
292
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,899
Come back! Come back!
293
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,275
♪ jazzy music ♪
294
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,825
Mmm.
295
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,452
Mmm.
296
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,453
Good burger?
297
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,330
Fantastic fucking burger.
298
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,498
Good fries?
299
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,375
Oh, they bang.
300
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,584
They do bang.
301
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,794
Can’t keep eating
like that, Balls.
302
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,462
Yeah, like what?
303
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,297
Burgers and fries
all the damn time.
304
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,883
You can’t keep fucking with
that greasy pork shit, man.
305
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,844
You’re gonna die young
and suffer, motherfucker.
306
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,136
Yeah, well,
I can’t eat like you.
307
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,263
Why not?
308
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,472
’Cause I got
a seafood allergy
309
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,515
and I could die,
motherfucker.
310
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,599
You know this.
311
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,642
Are you allergic
to vegetables?
312
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,060
No, they’re just foul.
313
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,812
Okay. You gonna check out
my set tonight?
314
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,147
No, man, gotta work.
315
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,815
You gotta give up that
civil service shit, man.
316
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,233
Come do standup.
317
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,484
You’re one of the funniest
motherfuckers I know.
318
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,569
No, man, too much stress.
319
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,028
I can’t handle that shit.
320
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,613
It would be like having
homework every night.
321
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,240
I like helping you
with your shit.
322
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,284
Oh, I did use that
Cosby bit you gave me
323
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,326
with the director.
324
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,452
Okay, how’d that go?
325
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,579
Acted like I stuck a dry thumb
326
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,705
up his grandmother’s ass.
327
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,083
You think I made
the right decision, though?
328
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,710
That was a big
fucking opportunity
329
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,545
and I clearly
pissed all over it.
330
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,338
You wanna know what I think?
331
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,423
I think you is you
332
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,174
and every day you
stick to being you
333
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,176
is a good day.
334
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,427
So fuck ’em.
335
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,845
No regrets.
336
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,305
Don’t chase.
337
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,973
Just do you, man.
338
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,517
- You’re a wise man, Balls.
- I know this.
339
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,977
You’re like a big, fat,
sexy, motherfucking Buddha,
340
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,103
that’s what you are.
341
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,063
Hold on.
Come on, man, come here.
342
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,940
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
God dang, Balls.
343
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,567
Rub it.
Rub it for good luck.
344
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,027
- Your bellies?
- Yeah!
345
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,279
Congratulations, motherfucker,
when the baby dropping?
346
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,697
♪ funky music ♪
347
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,990
♪ Come on, girl ♪
348
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,451
Hey, thank you.
349
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,453
Oh, hell nah.
350
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,330
Just, uh...
351
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,539
I’ll call you back.
352
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,875
Uh, there a problem?
353
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,794
Do I look like
the fucking valet to you?
354
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,713
- Sure, why not?
- Because I’m black?
355
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,049
No, because you’re standing
in front of the valet stand.
356
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,134
Looking all lazy
and shiftless, right?
357
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,636
You want me to step
and fetch for you?
358
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,138
Whoa, slow down,
Spike Lee.
359
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,349
Look, what if we just
took a little beat
360
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,894
and not blow this up into
some big, huge racial thing.
361
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,437
I just want my fucking car.
362
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,064
You’re gonna have to
wait for it, motherfucker,
363
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,607
just like I’m waiting for mine.
364
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,985
♪ Chillin’ with
my villains, homie ♪
365
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,528
♪ Fuck your feelings ♪
366
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,905
♪ Chillin’ with
your bitches, homie ♪
367
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,989
- That you?
- Yeah.
368
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,324
- Wow.
- That’s me.
369
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,034
- Gracias, gracias.
- De nada.
370
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,285
- Muchas gracias.
- There you go.
371
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,204
Sweet ride there,
man, sweet ride.
372
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,456
Yeah, I guess you’re shocked
that a handsome,
373
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,000
well-hung black man like myself
can afford something like this.
374
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,418
Are you kidding?
This is LA.
375
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,295
I see you guys
driving around all the time,
376
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,674
acting like you’re stars
in your very own rap video.
377
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,925
Us guys?
378
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,302
What you mean,
like us colored fellas?
379
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,805
Yeah, I guess
that didn’t come out
380
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,056
exactly as planned.
381
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,850
Look, I’ve had
a few cocktails,
382
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,311
but this is
so not a thing.
383
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,105
Yes, I did think
you were a valet,
384
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,314
not because
you’re black,
385
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,857
and that doesn’t
even make sense.
386
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,859
Valets are
usually Mexican.
387
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,696
- Wow.
- Ah, gracias, hombre.
388
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,656
It’s a thing!
389
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,991
- No, no, no, listen.
- Yo!
390
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,909
I am the farthest
thing in the world
391
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:05,910
from a racist.
392
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,412
Oh, really?
393
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,956
I am working with Jamie
fucking Foxx right now.
394
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,083
No, and he’s black
as the ace of spades.
395
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,002
You know it.
I love black people.
396
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,211
Black people love me.
397
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,171
Especially black women.
398
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,967
Oh, I have gotten lost in
some seriously black booties
399
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,637
and big chocolate titties
for like...
400
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,972
days.
401
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,223
I feel sorry for
any black woman
402
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,808
that would allow you
to smash, my friend.
403
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,226
- I paid her.
- I knew it.
404
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,979
Anyway, sorry for
the misunderstanding.
405
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,857
I’m just gonna go
black inside.
406
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,358
Fuck me, fuck me!
407
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:41,195
Look, I am just going
to go back the fuck inside
408
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,114
and have another drink
before I hit the road.
409
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,574
Peace, we okay?
410
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,117
Right on.
411
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,081
I got no words.
412
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,006
It’s your boy.
413
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,343
You made me fire you,
motherfucker,
414
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,928
that means you can’t wake me up
415
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,430
at the crack of
your momma’s ass no more.
416
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,099
And what’s this I hear
you asking my lady out?
417
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,185
She didn’t say no, man,
fingers crossed, all right?
418
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,644
Pray for me on that.
419
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,645
Listen, Floyd,
420
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,064
you are blowing the fuck up.
421
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,607
- What you talking about?
- That video, man.
422
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,108
People are talking about it.
423
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,693
- What video?
- Stu Beggs.
424
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,029
I love black people
and black people love me.
425
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,030
Especially black women.
426
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,157
Bro, you posted that shit?
427
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,825
How could you do that?
428
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,910
Wait, who the fuck is Stu Biggs?
429
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,036
Come on, man,
430
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,037
you’ve gotta pay more attention
431
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,330
to this business of show.
432
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,915
He’s a huge producer.
433
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,292
You are breaking
the internet, bro.
434
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,169
Do I come off like an asshole?
435
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,545
Nah, man, you come
off as that motherfucker
436
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,713
with the cape on.
437
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,715
You are Taimak, the last dragon.
438
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,300
You got the glow.
439
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,595
He wants to sit down
and apologize to you in person
440
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,388
because old white men
can do that.
441
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,557
I don’t need no apology
from that fool.
442
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,934
Listen, you’re gonna
take your black ass
443
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,018
to his house right now,
444
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,478
you’re gonna accept his apology,
445
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,897
and then we may be
able to spin this
446
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,315
into something incredible.
447
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,942
I love you, goodbye,
have a nice day,
448
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,236
I love your girlfriend, bye.
449
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,660
We live in
a strange time, Lloyd.
450
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,911
Floyd.
451
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,412
Of course.
452
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,581
It’s a strange time--
453
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,586
- Floyd.
- Floyd, Floyd.
454
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:25,466
Ours is becoming
a culture of outrage.
455
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,343
This don’t sound like
no apology I’ve ever heard.
456
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,096
Am I sorry? Oh, yes,
I am so sorry.
457
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,764
I wish the whole thing
never happened.
458
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,224
It’s unfortunate.
459
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,643
And it really interferes
with the business.
460
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,980
People seem to be so angry
with me right now out there.
461
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,857
The PC army is gathered,
462
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,276
I’ve been dragged to the center
of the virtual town square,
463
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,902
my pants
have been pulled down,
464
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,946
and I am being
publicly shamed.
465
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,239
It’s no picnic.
466
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,992
Yep, I’m not feeling this.
467
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:51,993
Good luck, racist.
468
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,328
Wait, sit.
469
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,080
Please?
470
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,628
We need each other
right now.
471
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,964
I don’t need shit
from you, dude.
472
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,215
I need to make amends
473
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,259
and you obviously
need a career boost.
474
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,303
My career
is going fucking fine.
475
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,096
I make a room
full of people laugh
476
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,472
till they piss their pants.
477
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,225
Yeah, small rooms
in small, depressing clubs
478
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,227
east of the 10,
south of Crenshaw.
479
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:22,648
How about movie theaters
around the world.
480
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,317
What about them?
481
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,402
Well, I happen to be producing
a movie with Jamie Foxx.
482
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,655
You say the word and I will
put you the fuck in it.
483
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,240
I don’t need a handout
from you, dude.
484
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,367
Why the fuck not?
Don’t be a moron.
485
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,536
Look, I need something
to show the world
486
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,413
that I’m not
some racist creeper
487
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,083
and you need not to pass on
the opportunity of a lifetime.
488
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,668
- Do you have a woman?
- Got a baby mom.
489
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,545
- Big titties?
- Big ol’ titties.
490
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,005
- Bubble butt?
- Ass so fat
491
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,465
it should be
on the cover of Lane Bryant.
492
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,008
- You got pictures?
- Pictures?
493
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,176
You know, on your phone?
494
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,886
Hey, you better
watch your mouth.
495
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,137
Don’t make me fuck you up.
496
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,430
Hey, relax.
497
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,307
I’m just asking questions.
498
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,018
I just happen to be
a naturally curious person.
499
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,187
Look, I don’t have
a head for math,
500
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,939
but this much I know.
501
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,690
If you got a baby momma,
502
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,693
I think that means
you have a baby.
503
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,321
So listen,
you don’t do it for me.
504
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,698
You do it
for your momma’s baby.
505
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,661
- I am my momma’s baby.
- Exactly.
506
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,038
Or you do it for
your fucking kid.
507
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,415
God damn it.
508
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,627
Anyway, in the meantime
509
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,088
I think you ought to
meet with this director.
510
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,923
He’s a douchey little fuckwad,
511
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,049
but he’s harmless.
512
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,093
♪ California ♪
513
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,302
Just for the record,
514
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,595
I still don’t want you
in my movie.
515
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,097
Well,
I still don’t know
516
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,557
if I wanna be in
your fucking movie.
517
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,100
Yeah, well, Stu Beggs wants you
in my fucking movie,
518
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,643
and Stu Beggs usually
gets what Stu Beggs wants.
519
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,395
Wouldn’t that make it
his fucking movie then?
520
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,729
Where we walking so fast to?
521
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,730
Gotta run this by Foxx.
522
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,190
I don’t know, man.
523
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,358
It doesn’t seem
like you’re running
524
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,235
much of anything
around here.
525
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,155
Foxx, it’s Gold.
526
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,746
- Foxx?
- Yo, what the fuck!
527
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,248
You said to come in, so--
528
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,833
Nah, I said I’m cumming!
529
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,251
A thousand apologies,
Foxx.
530
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,461
Look, uh,
this is Floyd Mooney.
531
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,213
Mooney?
532
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,673
Young blood, what’s up, baby?
533
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,966
Go, get the fuck out.
Go kill yourself.
534
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,302
- Okay. Okay.
- All right?
535
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,928
Hey, man, you sure I don’t
need to come back later?
536
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,930
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is just research, blood.
537
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,640
I’m just studying for
a character right now.
538
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,350
And although
she’s straddling me
539
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,935
and my penis
is fully mushroomed,
540
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,104
this has no affect.
541
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,856
Whoo!
542
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,108
All right, baby,
meet me in the master.
543
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,777
Good meditation. Whoo.
544
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,952
You meditate?
545
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,037
Not like that.
546
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,288
Guess I need to start, right?
547
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,539
A little help, Mooney?
548
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,958
A little help?
549
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,419
You sure you don’t want
a wet wipe or something, man?
550
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,670
She’s hypoallergenic.
551
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,130
What’s up, baby?
Look at you.
552
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,424
Oh, man. Oh, you just--
553
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,051
You just gonna touch my face
with your nut hands.
554
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,427
So what you want
to talk about?
555
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,553
You know, I just wanna
talk about this whole--
556
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,139
Hmm?
557
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,307
Uh...
558
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,142
What’s on your mind?
Stu Biggs?
559
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,352
Cracker is a character,
ain’t he?
560
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,686
Yeah, you could say that.
561
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,021
You feeling the heat
right now, though,
562
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,314
he needs you on his film.
563
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,815
Look, man, I told him
564
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,317
I don’t need a handout.
565
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,569
Especially not from
a fucking racist like him.
566
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,446
Come on, Mooney,
Stu ain’t no racist, man,
567
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,447
he’s just on the spectrum.
568
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,448
He just has no filter.
569
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,657
Plus he gets me paid,
570
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,534
that makes him down
in my book.
571
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,161
I just think that everybody’s
so sensitive right now.
572
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,996
Straight up.
573
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,499
I tell you what,
this movie’s gonna be hot
574
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,500
that I’m doing
575
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,085
and if you do get it,
576
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,879
you’re gonna be leapfrogging
a lot of people, man.
577
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,381
You ready for that?
578
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,174
Look, I didn’t ask
to be here, man, okay?
579
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,051
I just came here to pay respect
580
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,344
to a legit hero of mine.
581
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,721
Mooney, that means a lot, man.
582
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,348
Which one
you like the most?
583
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,349
We’ll get to it.
Anyway, sit down.
584
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,059
All right. Word.
585
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,145
So you are telling me
586
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,773
that you are ready to roll
with your heroes, huh?
587
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,899
Yes, I am.
588
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,609
You ready to swim
with the big sharks?
589
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,486
I think you’re saying
the same thing twice,
590
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,321
but the answer’s still yes.
591
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:01,325
So, uh...
what’s the problem?
592
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,248
It’s just that,
I don’t wanna...
593
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,458
It’s the dress, huh?
594
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,794
Everybody always
trippin’ on the dress.
595
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,047
You know this whole
conversation about a dress
596
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,340
is just nuts.
597
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,843
What?
598
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,553
You think they gonna
talk shit about you?
599
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,013
Let me explain something
to you, young blood.
600
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,765
If they talking about you,
that’s glorious,
601
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,393
because that means that they
saying something about you.
602
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,562
You work out?
Your tit is tight.
603
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,938
Look what this dress
did to me.
604
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,773
I went from saying,
"Hey, for real though,"
605
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,359
to "I’d like to thank
the Academy."
606
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,652
And when I was
thanking the Academy,
607
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,237
what motherfuckers
didn’t know
608
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,990
is I had my dress on
under my suit.
609
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,162
You know what,
all due respect Foxx,
610
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,080
I can’t, man.
611
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,207
Why?
612
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,751
’Cause, man, my pop would
roll over in his grave.
613
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,961
Your pops would roll over
in his grave,
614
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,254
what you talking about?
615
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,589
Your pops right now
is decomposing
616
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,007
and enriching the soil
617
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,341
for the next generation
618
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,760
which is what you’re
gonna be doing
619
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,261
if you don’t realize
you’re missing
620
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,846
the golden opportunity
of a lifetime.
621
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,264
You gotta understand,
it’s not about the dress.
622
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,641
You don’t let the dress
define you.
623
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,728
You define the dress.
624
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,563
Your daddy would
want you in this.
625
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,356
Try this bitch on.
626
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,443
Floyd fucking Mooney.
Look at you.
627
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,528
You look good enough
to take home to Momma.
628
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,405
Well, let’s see that shit.
629
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,990
- See what shit?
- That nut-pussy.
630
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,867
Nut-pussy? What you
talking about, nut-pussy?
631
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,076
Oh, you don’t think
you actually still have
632
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,453
a dick anymore, do you?
633
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,954
Come on, man,
of course I got a dick, man.
634
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,039
My dick pretty, man.
635
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,790
My dick prettier
than a motherfucker.
636
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,335
The minute you put that
dress on, dick goes away.
637
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,003
Oh, you don’t believe me.
638
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,004
Check it.
639
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,380
You check it.
640
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,840
Let’s see
that nut-pussy.
641
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,927
Oh, no! Where is it?
642
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,136
Where is it?!
643
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,055
- It’s gone, nigga!
- Where’d it go?
644
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,181
Where’s my dick?
645
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,266
It’s not here!
646
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,477
And it’s wet, too.
647
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,481
I ain’t gonna be
able to do it, Foxx.
648
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,732
You gonna say no to Foxx?
649
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,901
I’m saying no thank you
to Foxx.
650
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,403
Okay, well, I guess
you’ll just remain
651
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,738
the mid-level comedian
652
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,533
just killin’ ’em
in the club in the hood,
653
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,994
but white folk don’t even
know who the fuck you are.
654
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:09,954
So be it.
655
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,917
Big Mooney.
656
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:19,088
Well, I guess you don’t
have the eye of the tiger.
657
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,007
Get the fuck out.
658
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,345
Just ride off into,
uh, black obscurity.
659
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,689
See, what I tell you?
660
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,523
Get it?
661
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,524
Did he really
laugh like that?
662
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,984
All the time, man.
663
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,110
It was classic.
664
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,027
He used to go--
665
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,363
What are you doing?
666
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,782
All of my popcorn!
667
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,375
What were you boys
just watching?
668
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,376
Peppa Pig, woman.
669
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,919
It was hilarious.
670
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,421
Ain’t that right?
Back me up, little ninja.
671
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,880
Daddy, really?
672
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,549
You love Peppa Pig,
you know you do.
673
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,135
I do, but I don’t lie
to my momma.
674
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,431
You’re right
and that’s a very good thing.
675
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,391
For you, not so much for me.
676
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,976
Daddy showed me a movie
677
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,437
called Beverly Hills Cop
with Eddie Murphy.
678
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,730
Come on,
I thought we agreed
679
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,690
not to show him
any R-rated movies?
680
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,817
I just wanted to expose him
to the classics, you know?
681
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,736
The stuff that me
and my pops used to watch.
682
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,029
Oh, God.
683
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,864
Come on, Mom, it’s just
a couple of shits and fucks.
684
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,576
Okay, off to bed.
685
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,286
School tomorrow.
686
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,829
All right, dude.
687
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,581
Keep those words to yourself.
688
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,582
Later, Daddy.
689
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:37,583
It’s not funny.
690
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,001
It was hilarious.
691
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,963
Hot date, Mom?
692
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,466
Hey, quit looking at me
with those rapey eyes.
693
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,092
It’s none of your damn business.
694
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,595
I know, I know, I’m just--
I’m just playing.
695
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,138
- I had a session.
- How’d it go?
696
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,890
You know, the usual.
697
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,644
Sang backup for some
skinny little twig
698
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,145
with like a zillion
Twitter followers
699
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,105
that needs autotune.
700
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,732
Oh, I miss that little
sweet voice of yours.
701
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:02,733
Why don’t you sing me something.
702
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,735
I’m off the clock.
703
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,320
On some real,
can I ask you something?
704
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,781
I’m tired, Floyd.
705
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:13,452
I wanna just take
my shoes off, lay down.
706
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,995
I got an opportunity
to be in a movie.
707
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,622
Seriously? That’s incredible!
708
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,999
- Yeah, but I turned it down.
- Why?
709
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,459
’Cause they wanted
to put me in a dress.
710
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,213
Yeah,
is it a big movie?
711
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,589
Jamie Foxx is in it.
712
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,757
That’s huge!
713
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,510
- Yeah but--
- Yeah, but what?
714
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,679
You should totally put
a dress on for Jamie Foxx.
715
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:34,014
Hell, I’d take my dress off
for Jamie Foxx.
716
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,975
Look, it’s just that thing.
717
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,812
Every time there’s a funny,
black brother in Hollywood,
718
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,397
they try to emasculate him.
719
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,606
I know this might sound corny,
720
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,650
but I don’t want to sell out.
721
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:47,486
Well, I mean,
you wouldn’t be selling out
722
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,363
if you’re providing
for your son.
723
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,323
But I am providing, right?
724
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,574
Yeah, you’re providing.
725
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,867
You’re a good father.
726
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,869
I’m funny, too, right?
727
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,330
Funny enough
to get my dress off.
728
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,040
What was it? What was it?
729
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,500
Was it Denzel that got you?
You like the Denzel.
730
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,293
I like that one.
731
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,503
You like the Denzel impression.
732
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,879
When I look into your eyes
733
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,340
I see a woman
that I have never seen before.
734
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,883
Why? Because we just met.
735
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,761
And then do the eyes
and get you laughing.
736
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:16,140
Yeah, it was the laugh
and the lips.
737
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:19,393
Spit fling,
that’s right,
738
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,395
spit flinging
and shooting everywhere.
739
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,148
My nigga, my nigga, my nigga.
740
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,191
So stupid.
741
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,570
You see this?
You laughing.
742
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,029
I miss this.
743
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,531
I miss us.
744
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,366
It just feels right.
745
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,744
I’m sure there’s plenty
of pretty young things
746
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,371
to keep you company.
747
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,833
Mm-mm, hear me now,
hear me now, hear me now.
748
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:46,670
Listen, they don’t got
nothing on my baby, okay?
749
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,214
You sure talk a good game.
750
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,216
I’d rather be putting hands
and lips on you right now
751
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,176
if I could.
752
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,556
She’s not saying no.
753
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,559
She’s not saying yes.
754
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,739
- Are you gonna get that?
- Mm-mm.
755
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:14,865
Baby, mackin’ on you
is way better
756
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,325
than yakkin’ on the phone.
757
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,077
Yeah, but see, this isn’t
going very much further.
758
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,412
It can go a little bit, right?
759
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,789
- No.
- Just a little bit.
760
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,124
Answer the phone.
Go, get it. Get the phone.
761
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,252
Fine.
762
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:29,671
This nigga.
763
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,048
What’s up, cock blocker?
764
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,175
Foxxy wants you
in the movie, motherfucker.
765
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,469
What you talking about, man,
that motherfucker’s crazy.
766
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:36,470
Who cares,
767
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,596
they all are.
768
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,306
Point is, it’s good PR for Beggs
769
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,892
and then you get the fuck
out of the ghetto, man,
770
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:42,893
it’s a win-win.
771
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,269
First of all, motherfucker,
772
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,271
I don’t stay in the ghetto.
Second,
773
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,273
I don’t know if
you heard what I said, but Foxx
774
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,400
or no Foxx,
I’m not putting on a dress.
775
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,610
You’re not hearing
776
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,986
my words, Floyd.
777
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:55,072
You don’t have
to wear a dress, okay?
778
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,114
Thank you.
779
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,282
Foxx likes you!
780
00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,244
He respects the fact
that you said no,
781
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:03,038
so they found a great part
for you in the movie
782
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,457
and, guess what,
there’s no dress.
783
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,293
There’s no panties,
there’s no tampon required.
784
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,170
You are the king
of the castle, brother.
785
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,923
Why is there a big, fancy car
in front of our house?
786
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,596
Why is there a fucking Maybach
outside of my house?
787
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,890
Ha, he’s picking you up
to take you straight to set.
788
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,101
- What if I don’t want to?
- What are you doing?
789
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:28,313
Floyd, Beggs likes you,
so please do this, okay?
790
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,482
I don’t know, kid, but I
think this might be the start
791
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,111
of a very rare and beautiful
ebony and ivory relationship.
792
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,779
Now I’m gonna see
your big, ol’, black
793
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,781
booty on set, okay?
794
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,410
Go.
795
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,412
- Really?
- Really.
796
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:45,831
♪ Reach for your goals ♪
797
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:46,915
♪ Say what your told ♪
798
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,166
♪ Think what you know ♪
799
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,668
♪ See what you’re shown ♪
800
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,794
♪ Watch it get old ♪
801
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:51,920
♪ Watch it get sold ♪
802
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,005
♪ Teach what you learn ♪
803
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,590
♪ Speak what you heard ♪
804
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,716
♪ Hear what you’re told ♪
805
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:56,967
♪ Nothing but words ♪
806
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427
♪ Watch it get old ♪
807
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,553
♪ It only gets old ♪
808
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:00,762
♪ Watch it get sold ♪
809
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,972
♪ Speak what you heard ♪
810
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,181
♪ Hear what you’re told ♪
811
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,433
♪ See what you’re shown ♪
812
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,684
♪ Think that you know ♪
813
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,768
♪ Watch it only gets old ♪
814
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,103
♪ Reach for your goals ♪
815
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,396
♪ Hear what you’re told ♪
816
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,606
♪ Think that you know ♪
817
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:11,773
♪ See what you’re shown ♪
818
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,442
♪ Watch it get old ♪
819
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,027
♪ Watch it get sold ♪
820
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,575
What do you do, son?
821
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:22,951
Huh?
822
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,371
Oh, uh, I do comedy,
sir, uh, standup.
823
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,374
Well, looks like
you’re on your way.
824
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,878
Yeah, well, uh,
we’ll see about that.
825
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,798
I used to drive
Mr. Flip Wilson.
826
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,134
Oh, word?
827
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,054
Oh, you’re too young
to know about that.
828
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,557
He was one of the top
black superstars of his day.
829
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,892
You know what he told me once?
830
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:47,976
What’s that?
831
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,436
Don’t forget your nigga-coat.
832
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,563
Nigga-coat?
What’s that all about?
833
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,898
Well, the way I took it,
834
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,650
a man can live
a very comfortable life
835
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:57,194
in a world that really didn’t
want him in the first place.
836
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,738
But ooh, let me tell you,
837
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,907
sooner or later
you gotta go back home.
838
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,533
Back where you come from.
839
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,911
And you better be bringing
your nigga-coat.
840
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,914
You know what I mean?
841
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,667
♪ I just be tweakin’ though ♪
842
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,126
♪ And dream the unthinkable ♪
843
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,503
♪ And praying
it may come true ♪
844
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,088
♪ Hoping it do come soon ♪
845
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,839
♪ And then
I’m gonna make my move ♪
846
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,049
♪ But still
I’m not bulletproof ♪
847
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,217
♪ We could all sing the blues ♪
848
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,927
♪ We could all hear the news ♪
849
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,804
♪ But I ain’t come here
to lose ♪
850
00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,764
♪ And I will not be removed ♪
851
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,890
♪ Reach for your goals ♪
852
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,058
♪ Hear what your told ♪
853
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,267
♪ Think what you know ♪
854
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,602
♪ See what you’re shown ♪
855
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,020
♪ Watch it get old ♪
856
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,230
♪ Watch it get sold ♪
857
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,564
♪ Teach what you learn ♪
858
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:35,774
♪ Speak what you heard ♪
859
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,858
♪ Hear what you’re told ♪
860
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:37,943
♪ Nothing but words ♪
861
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:38,944
♪ Watch it get old ♪
862
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,113
Floyd? Hi, welcome.
863
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,115
Wow, you’re even cuter
than your pictures.
864
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,117
Let’s get you to set.
865
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,077
Good luck, young blood.
866
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,162
Don’t forget your coat.
867
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:54,209
♪ upbeat music ♪
868
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,297
There he is.
869
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,340
You ready?
870
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,551
All right, man,
do your thing.
871
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,552
I need you.
872
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,057
Floyd, you did it, man.
873
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,392
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
874
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,144
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
875
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,478
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
876
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,564
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
877
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,483
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
878
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,193
♪ Who count the money
in the neighborhood ♪
879
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:21,528
♪ But we spending
money to no end ♪
880
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,696
♪ Looking for a friend ♪
881
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,156
♪ And I war to the core ♪
882
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,033
♪ Ripping up the poor
in the stores ♪
883
00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:27,492
♪ Until they get
a brother kicking down doors ♪
884
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,411
♪ Then I figure
I kick it bigger ♪
885
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,912
♪ Look ’em dead in the eye
and they wince ♪
886
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,831
♪ Defense is pressurized ♪
887
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:36,001
♪ They don’t really want it
to be another racial attack ♪
888
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,003
♪ In disguise
so give some money back ♪
889
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,796
♪ I like Nike
but wait a minute ♪
890
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,131
♪ The neighborhood supports
so put some money in it ♪
891
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,632
♪ All corporations owe ♪
892
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,593
♪ They gotta
give up the dough ♪
893
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,678
♪ To my town or else
we gotta shut ’em down ♪
894
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:51,016
♪ I shut ’em down, down, down,
down, down, down, down, down ♪
895
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,023
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
896
00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,608
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
897
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,151
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
898
00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,694
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
899
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,237
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
900
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,031
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
901
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,365
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
902
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,117
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
903
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,535
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
904
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,329
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
905
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,872
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
906
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,415
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
907
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,958
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
908
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,543
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
909
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,045
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
910
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,630
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
911
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,965
♪ I shut ’em down,
shut ’em down ♪
912
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,884
♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪
913
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:31,223
♪ I shut ’em down, down, down,
down, down, down, down ♪
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