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[breathing deeply]
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[inhales]
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For centuries…
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[exhales]
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…humanity has searched.
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Humanity… Humanity has searched
with great desperation seeking answers.
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Desperately seeking answers
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to the world's greatest
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and most confounding questions.
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[scoffs]
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For the greatest and most confounding
questions that plague us.
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The limitations of our physical selves.
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Well ladies and gentlemen
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today we say no more.
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Say it with me. No more!
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No more limits
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no more weakness no more illness
no more age
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no more sickness no more ugly.
No fucking more!
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Today
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I present you the answer
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the solution
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the savior the proof
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me.
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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The new and improved Byron Forst.
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Once an old man
staring mortality in the face.
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Riddled with cancer cholesterol
decay age.
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Now this.
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With one simple injection
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I met… [chuckles] …the new and improved
version of myself.
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It is time to meet the new
improved versions of yourselves.
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It is time to become…
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a beauty.
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[♪ "She's a Beauty" plays]
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Obesity and advanced diabetes
were threatening my life and my legs.
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I was told amputation was in my future.
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But not anymore. Thanks to The Beauty…
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♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪
♪ She's a beauty ♪
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-…I'm living my best life.
-[dings]
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After a life filled with antidepressants
and crummy therapists
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I became a cop to help me cope
with my big-boned huskiness.
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Cursed by my family genes.
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Until now.
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♪ She's a beauty ♪
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♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪
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♪ One-in-a-million girl ♪
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Long ago we were forced to leave
our best selves behind.
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Aging illness
and nursing home food lie ahead.
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I can't even remember my own name.
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Alzheimer's is staring me in the face.
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As is another round of breast cancer.
Life is not fair.
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♪ She's a beauty ♪
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♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪
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♪ One-in-a-million girl ♪
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No need to consult a doctor.
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The Beauty and its aesthetic protector
boosters are approved for everyone.
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[new old person] Need help
cleaning up your gooey sac
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or a soothing voice to hold you
through those beautiful sweats?
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Visit TheBeauty.com to find the package
that's right for you.
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But don't wait. You've arrived
at the intersection of life.
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Don't make the wrong turn.
Get jabbed and feel fab today.
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[The Corporation] Side effects
include nausea vomiting diarrhea
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anal leakage vaginal secretions
penile drip calcified butt cheeks
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heart palpitations blindness fever
superheated fever
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and combustion ignition ketosis.
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If you find yourself
inside a transition sac for more
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than six hours call an ambulance.
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The Corporation is not responsible
for any side effects
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death bodily harm
caused by this treatment.
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By ingesting
you forfeit class action rights
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and agree to lifetime secret arbitration
at the discretion of The Corporation.
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[♪ eerie music plays]
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[vomits coughing]
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[chokes gasps]
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You need to eat something.
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In here? Are you fucking insane?
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Why are they doing this to us?
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[new Ashley] Maybe they don't know
what to do with us.
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Maybe we're a… a danger to society
because we're contagious.
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Maybe some twisted social experiment.
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Yeah maybe all of it.
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Here take this.
You're only one day out of the sac
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and the food's gonna be out any second.
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I don't care. I'd rather starve to death
than rot in here forever.
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When that girl exploded
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a piece of her got into my mouth.
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I tasted her.
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I think that's how I caught it.
Whatever this is.
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I can't see my face but it feels
different. It feels different you know?
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You're very good-looking.
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I am?
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Hmm.
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-So are you.
-[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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You're beautiful.
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I always wanted to be that.
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Have someone call me that.
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I never was.
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-[buzzer sounds]
-[infected 1] Come on!
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Come on. Get up.
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Move!
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[crowd clamoring]
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[coughs gasps]
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[infected 2] Stop it.
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-[infected 3] No no!
-[new Barry] Fuck! No!
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Here. Take mine.
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You're fine. You're fine. All is well.
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-Fuck this! I want out!
-Barry you need to calm down.
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-You hear me?
-Don't give them the satisfaction.
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Let me the fuck out of here!
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-I wanna go home!
-Don't let them see you break. Please.
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You need to listen to me.
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-I don't belong in here.
-You gotta calm down.
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-None of us belong in here.
-[ceiling hatch opens]
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[soldier] Stand back.
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Relax. They're here to save us.
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[soldier] We're in position.
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[commander] Copy that.
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Execute.
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[infected screaming groaning]
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[new Jordan grunting]
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Hey now what the fuck's
wrong with you huh?
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Twitching and glitching and shit.
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Come on J you gotta be smarter.
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Please try. Dear God
these two are blinking like idiots.
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Communicating. Morse code.
They think they're so fucking smart.
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Who the fuck is Morse
and what's the goddamn code?
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This is what I'm saying
young grasshopper.
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It's about awareness surroundings
entrances exits eyes threats.
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I'm only a threat if you make me one.
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Well you're just itchin' to finish
what we started in there huh?
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Wow. Sassy defensive.
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Your one-eyed friend is profiling
like a very nervous perp right now.
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It's just how my man is.
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No these two lovebirds
they're flustered you know
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'cause they're stuck in the land
of heavy petting and dry humping.
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Look at you. Probably got calluses
all over that thing
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waiting for this pussy
to pass safety inspection.
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I mean if he loved you
he'd just go for it right?
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He'd be going in dick first
ask questions later.
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You should be deep diving back stroking
and super soaking in that punani man.
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Best thing that ever happened to me
was getting infected.
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-I'm just saying.
-[Antonio] Hundred Percent.
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Go on Cooper.
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You know
you got a face like a catcher's mitt.
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I mean you're the only one here
who hasn't turned pretty yet so…
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Water's warm. Come on in.
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About to get real fucking warm
from what I hear.
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Did he tell you how this thing works?
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[Cooper] I bet he left out a few details.
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Uh here they go.
Here they go with the routine.
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Play one against the other and all that
blinking was them hatching the plan.
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They pinned you as the weak one.
Mocking you J.
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You gonna let them
disrespect you like that?
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You're gonna let him treat you
like an idiot?
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[new Jordan] This thing
is a death sentence.
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Even if it wasn't you really think
there's a version of any of this
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where you just walk out alive?
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[Cooper] Oh.
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Oh. He really doesn't know does he?
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Guess they're just gonna let him pop
like all the others.
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Hey!
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No more eyes no more lips
no more motherfucking bullshit.
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-You hear me? You understand? Hmm?
-[new Jordan breathing heavily]
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All I know is y'all better stop
fucking around with me.
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[whispers] Hey what's she talking about?
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Am I really gonna pop?
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Just listen to me okay?
Don't fucking listen to these two.
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[truck beeping]
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[tires screech]
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Showtime!
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Well they're all yours gentlemen. Enjoy.
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I'm kinda bummed.
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I wanted those two to myself
but I do love a good edge and denial sesh.
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You fellas mind if I watch?
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[Antonio screams]
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Remember what I told you.
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Flattery but no sign of desperation.
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Desperation triggers disdain
and you'll never recover.
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[Tig sighs]
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[device chimes]
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Dad.
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Get up. [clears throat]
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Byron aren't you going to say
happy birthday to our dear Gunther?
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I'm sorry.
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You two have been institutionalized
for so long I can't tell you apart.
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Who's the birthday boy?
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Is it bald and fat
or is it the one that looks
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like a 7-Eleven bag filled with bones?
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You know it doesn't matter.
None of this matters.
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Oh no no no. Uh steak. Well done.
Thousand Island on the side please.
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Is she new? She's new. Must be.
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The fuck is that? [stutters] Whoa whoa.
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Well uh the boys they want to tell you
something important. Please.
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[clears throat]
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We uh… We really love and appreciate
what you've done for us.
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Yeah yeah we want to cut the cord.
Stand on our own.
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By starting our own company.
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[Gunther] Based on a big idea.
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[Tig] A can't-miss big idea.
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[Gunther] I mean
today might be my birthday
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but really we wanted to take this moment
and give our greatest gift
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-to you Dad.
-Cut the shit.
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[stammers] How much is this gonna cost me?
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Come on come on. Continue continue. Con…
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[Tig] Yeah.
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-You're in on this. You're in on this.
-[Franny laughs]
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-[Franny] Look. Look.
-[Tig stutters chuckles] Presenting…
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-Abroha! [chuckles]
-[Gunther chuckles]
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The world's first--
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Streaming service for… [singsongy] …bros.
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What exactly does such a service provide?
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-Speedboats.
-Golf stuff.
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-Boobs.
-Cigar content.
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Wow. Uh I mean wow this uh…
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I have to tell you I am relieved.
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I was terrified this was gonna be
some kind of insane idea
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like going to the backyard
and lighting $20 billion on fire.
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But this…
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This is so much more sensible.
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How long have you two been clean?
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[Gunther] Hmm.
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[grunts] Yeah. Forget it. I… You know
I met a progeria case the other day
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delightful young girl on death's door.
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And she had a more promising
trajectory in life than you two.
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-Byron stop it please! Stop it.
-No. No. No.
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Do you know what I really want?
What I really want?
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Yes.
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-Sons that I don't have to deny exist.
-[sighs]
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You could feed a large country
with the amount of money I have spent
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trying to produce a DNA test that proves
that I am not related to either of you!
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I'm at wits' end here fellas!
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Now get the fuck out!
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Flawed as they may be
I love them with my whole heart.
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I want to love them.
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We gave them the world.
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And they flopped.
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No Byron. Your love was conditioned…
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-Oh no no.
-…like any transaction in your life.
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-No.
-Yes.
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[smacks lips]
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My work has always been my true offspring.
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[chuckles] I knew that.
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And my favorite child
is about to be all grown up.
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We're gonna be beaming down
on every streamable device on the planet.
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A full two-hour takeover.
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Facebook Twitter YouTube TikTok.
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We're going global babe.
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-[slaps]
-Wake up fuckhead. Welcome to hell.
251
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:33,910
[groans]
252
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,910
[Cooper] These are the people
from the Condé Nast situation.
253
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,120
[Antonio gags] Fuck.
254
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,750
[Cooper] Supposed to be a quarantine zone.
255
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,960
[new Jordan] Yeah doesn't look like one.
256
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,170
Unless we want to end up like these guys
we need to start thinking. Fast.
257
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,590
Hey. They fucked you.
258
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,130
Whoever had you doing their dirty work
259
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,590
didn't give a shit about you in the end.
We gotta move.
260
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,840
I trusted him.
261
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,430
[Cooper] Never your enemies
you have to worry about.
262
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,680
What a fucking trip man. We about to die.
263
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,480
What'd they give mopey over here?
264
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,650
Fuck you!
265
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:09,110
Wow look who's finally grown
a set of balls.
266
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,570
You know you two such a good team.
267
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,490
No idea how you got discarded
into this shit soup.
268
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,530
-Fuck you.
-[Cooper] Reality check dumbass.
269
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,200
You're in here 'cause they want you dead.
Same as us.
270
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,490
This whole shit has been fucked
from the jump hasn't it?
271
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:21,830
[Cooper grunting]
272
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,080
Hasn't it?
273
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:27,920
-[Cooper groans]
-Fuck man.
274
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,170
Uh what a fucking trip.
275
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,170
And I trusted you with everything man.
276
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,140
[exhales]
You never gave a shit about me huh?
277
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,220
[Cooper groans]
278
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,680
Be honest! For fucking once.
You never gave a shit about me.
279
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,480
God I trusted you with everything.
280
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,940
Hey you know what's fucking hilarious?
281
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,610
While you stringing me along with this…
282
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,990
with this father-son
"take the lead" bullshit
283
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,530
you the one that got fucked
with yo' bitch ass.
284
00:17:57,740 --> 00:18:00,240
You want my help I suggest
a speedy change in tone.
285
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,030
[Cooper grunting pounding]
286
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:11,170
-Hey! Hey!
-[Jeremy] I fucking trusted you!
287
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,840
I don't have time for this shit!
You two fucking idiots wanna look around?
288
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,380
Unless you wanna be littered with bullets
289
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,720
I suggest you calm the fuck down
and think!
290
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,600
We gotta find a way out of here!
291
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,100
[New Jordan panting]
292
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,810
Please no. [pants]
293
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,070
Please.
294
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,570
-[Cooper] Wait! Wait-Wait! Wait!
-[Jeremy] Oh no no no no! No no!
295
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:37,950
[commander] Agent Madsen.
296
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,290
[new Jordan] Wait. Hey hey hey! Hey!
Don't fucking touch him!
297
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,460
Hey! No no no don't take him. Hey!
298
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,000
-Cooper! [panting]
-It's okay. I'm coming back for you.
299
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:52,670
[Cooper grunts]
300
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,600
-Please don't kill me. Please.
-[Antonio chuckles]
301
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,680
Please don't kill me.
Please don't kill me.
302
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,480
What… What now huh?
303
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,240
[presenter]
But space colonization is critical
304
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,740
to the survival of the human race.
305
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,830
Huh. In like a thousand years.
306
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,580
Right now it's a hellscape of hazards
up there for humans.
307
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:36,590
No… For years we've been launching
rockets prepping vehicles habitats?
308
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:40,090
[stutters] Our first Mars exploratory
launches in six weeks.
309
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,640
Okay well feel free to launch
your fat ass up there.
310
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,260
And take Katie with you.
You guys can "take up some space."
311
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:48,430
Look it's expensive
it's messy it's loud
312
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,350
it's complicated it's time-consuming.
313
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,400
And I realized it's… stupid.
314
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:59,110
But you were so passionate about this.
About protecting mankind.
315
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:03,860
Yes. And then I realized
it's going to benefit future generations.
316
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:08,660
And not me. Not me at all.
317
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:14,170
Look I-I am pouring copious amounts
of capital into something
318
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:18,670
that will benefit humanity
perfect it even. Today.
319
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,840
So… [whistles softly]
320
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,010
[slurps]
321
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,140
[door closes]
322
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:36,190
You're not seriously pulling the plug
on me too are you?
323
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,190
You can't tell me
you didn't see this coming.
324
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,780
I mean you-you had
to have noticed my interest
325
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,450
in your project waning for months.
326
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,360
I never know what you're interested in
these days.
327
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:48,740
Yeah you know why? 'Cause you spend
all day playing with robots.
328
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:52,370
You have the emotional IQ of a stockpot.
329
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,840
This is not just a job to me Byron.
This is my life.
330
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:06,550
What we are working on together
in my division can help humanity.
331
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,680
It can help global warming.
332
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,390
It's a business. A competition.
333
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,690
It was a Bake-Off. And you lost.
334
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,230
You're seriously choosing Ray
and his fountain of youth bullshit?
335
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,650
He's better. He's faster.
He's willing to break things.
336
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,360
He's a bit milquetoast for my taste
but the-the guy gets results.
337
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,330
-I gave up everything for this.
-Oy…
338
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:31,490
-I gave up my husband.
-[grunts]
339
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:35,460
Any chance for having children.
I have given you everything I have.
340
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:38,040
But we have a good story. On paper.
341
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:45,130
This titan of industry develops Internet
weirdo who sees humanity in machines.
342
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,010
Some stories have a shit ending.
343
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,180
[sighs]
344
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,520
I know you.
345
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:01,270
And I know you know
how deeply flawed Ray's work is.
346
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:08,070
He's reckless. He doesn't account
for variables. Organics is wild.
347
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:14,250
-It's imprecise. It's impossible to tame.
-You lost.
348
00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:18,460
He won. It's over.
349
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,090
[The Corporation laughing]
350
00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:26,720
You know the biggest surprise here is
how much I fell for your bullshit.
351
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,840
-Wow.
-Mm-hmm.
352
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:37,140
We still have several deacons out
in the wild learning collecting data.
353
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,100
Repurpose them.
354
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:42,060
-Whatev… No you know actually…
-[smacks table]
355
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,150
…leave them out there.
356
00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:47,070
I wanna see how long it takes
for people to find them.
357
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:52,530
Dollar to doughnut says some sad-sack
fuck is already engaged to one.
358
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,240
-[door opens]
-[The Corporation] Uh-oh.
359
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,330
That is a knockless entry.
360
00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:02,420
Time to go robot lady.
I'll have the lawyers button things up.
361
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,970
My work has power that you haven't
even bothered to understand
362
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,180
and we are closer than you think.
You pull the plug
363
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:18,180
and I will take my talents elsewhere.
And you will regret it.
364
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,020
Okay.
365
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:26,690
Conveniently I have this noncompete
agreement that you signed right here
366
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,950
that dictates that all patents
367
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:35,700
and physical products revert to me.
368
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:45,210
[inhales] You walk out the door
you start from scratch.
369
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,880
[scoffs]
370
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,430
You know what?
That's a bit draconian even for me.
371
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,470
I'll give you another shot.
372
00:23:55,930 --> 00:24:01,640
Throw your best Hail Mary
on ten percent of the budget.
373
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,560
And when you fail you're done.
374
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:12,530
Nice suit.
375
00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:22,410
[new Meyer] You need to do as you're told.
376
00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:31,550
Wh… [panting] What am I being told?
377
00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:33,630
[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
378
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,970
What the fuck am I being told?
379
00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:40,520
Calm down. You need to do as you're told.
380
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,230
You need to let me the fuck out of here!
381
00:24:55,610 --> 00:24:57,160
Who are you?
382
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,240
Someone who also did what he was told.
383
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,660
I had a sick child.
384
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,800
I did what I was told
and I got what I wanted.
385
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,590
A sick child? Sick how?
I-I-I don't understand.
386
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,640
You understand my daughter's situation.
387
00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:27,020
Meyer?
388
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,030
You motherfucker.
389
00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:33,360
Do as you're told.
390
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:35,150
You fucking sold us out.
391
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,740
-[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
-[Cooper] Fuck you!
392
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,740
Meyer! Meyer let us out of here!
393
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,450
-[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
-[Cooper] Meyer you piece of shit!
394
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,370
-[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
-Meyer let us out of here Meyer! Meyer!
395
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,710
Do as you're told!
396
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,680
-[crickets chirping]
-[fire crackling]
397
00:26:01,510 --> 00:26:02,680
[cries]
398
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,640
[The Corporation] Oh no.
Out-of-season crab again?
399
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,480
No. It's the boys.
400
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,230
-[The Corporation] What about them?
-The stress of building Abroha.
401
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,780
Addiction got hold of them
and they got a bad batch.
402
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,610
Oh my.
403
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,660
Fentanyl has them
in a ventilator at the hospital.
404
00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:24,870
I have the plane being refueled
as we speak so we can be by their side.
405
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,670
Oh. I'm sure a lifetime of Cheetos
and pharma cocktails
406
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,580
has them prepped and ready for this fight.
407
00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:36,010
Byron. This might be the last time
we ever see them.
408
00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:39,340
How many times have you said that?
409
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,760
Really please ta-take a moment. Count.
410
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,020
[stammers] Relax.
411
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,890
I knew you'd wanna see them…
412
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,440
-Of course I wanna see them.
-So I brought them here instead.
413
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,770
-On a medevac? How?
-My way.
414
00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:57,900
[The Corporation chuckles]
415
00:26:57,990 --> 00:26:59,610
-[gasps]
-[giggles]
416
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,580
-[gasps]
-[chuckles]
417
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:08,000
-[Franny] You didn't.
-I did.
418
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:13,420
Mom it's Tig. Tiger?
419
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,960
Momma.
420
00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:17,340
Gunther?
421
00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:20,430
But you're Black.
422
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:22,430
How is that possible?
423
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:27,980
I was wondering the same thing.
Turns out I'm five percent Nigerian.
424
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:29,060
[Franny gasps]
425
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:33,360
The Beauty is an unpredictable
and fascinating disrupter.
426
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,780
-[stutters] How did you--
-How… Okay.
427
00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:39,530
You were busy taking your sound bath
428
00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:43,070
and despite my repeated attempts
to be removed
429
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,410
from their emergency contact forms
they managed to get ahold of me.
430
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,370
-Oh no.
-So I saved them.
431
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:53,830
Yeah Mom we're like cured. [chuckles]
I mean I have abs.
432
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,460
I feel incredible.
I… I'm like… I'm kinda like Drake.
433
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:57,800
[new Tig] I… I've never felt better.
434
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,670
Believe it or not I'm six martinis deep
right now and you can't even tell.
435
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:07,180
Impressive huh? They're like gorgeous
high-efficiency garbage machines.
436
00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:11,180
Far better suited to withstand a lifestyle
they could not divorce themselves from.
437
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:15,940
I mean the-they're metabolically perfect.
I'm excited honestly.
438
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:20,530
I've been wondering how much a human body
can tolerate post-transformation.
439
00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:22,950
Who better to redline test these things
than our boys?
440
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:30,410
I… I am so grateful to have you back
in whatever form.
441
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,670
I love you as the day you were born.
442
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,170
Oh.
443
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:39,250
I might even be open
to a Christmas card this year.
444
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:44,800
Think of how we'll… we'll look.
A Benetton campaign!
445
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:50,270
No. Your acts of malice were tolerated
as long as you left the boys alone.
446
00:28:50,350 --> 00:28:52,310
A line has been crossed.
447
00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:57,230
I'm sorry.
448
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:02,190
I'm struggling to hear
the "thank you" in there.
449
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,900
Thank you? [scoffs]
450
00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:09,700
I saved them. We should be celebrating.
I'm changing the world.
451
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,250
Let's-- Let's-- Let's pop a cork or two
452
00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:15,710
and go upstairs
while I bring you over to the other side.
453
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,670
We can be one big beautiful family.
454
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,550
Mom he's right.
455
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:24,010
It really works. You should try it.
456
00:29:24,090 --> 00:29:26,180
Oh no. No.
457
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:27,680
[The Corporation] Come on now.
458
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,220
Oh we got her. [kisses] Oh. My love.
459
00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:35,270
[gasps] The natural order will have a say.
460
00:29:35,350 --> 00:29:36,480
[The Corporation moans]
461
00:29:38,230 --> 00:29:42,230
You forced my hand like never before.
462
00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:49,070
I will ensure that vengeance greets you
until my last dying breath.
463
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:51,200
You have been warned.
464
00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:07,180
It's okay. I'm okay.
465
00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,760
-[new Jordan] You okay?
-[Cooper] I'm okay.
466
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,140
Yo Five-O what's the deal?
They ask for me in there?
467
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,440
I think Meyer's trying to save us.
468
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,480
Meyer Williams our boss?
469
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:26,780
Yes that was him.
He's been infected. Voluntarily.
470
00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:29,660
What? I… Oh my God.
471
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,910
Hey what did they say? Are they gonna
kill us or like what man?
472
00:30:31,990 --> 00:30:33,080
Shut the fuck up!
473
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,910
-This is fucked.
-[Cooper] More fucked than I thought.
474
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,460
Listen I think something crazy
is about to happen.
475
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,880
And I need you to trust me.
476
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:46,720
Of course I trust you. I love you.
477
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,550
[ceiling hatch opens]
478
00:30:50,970 --> 00:30:52,430
I love you too.
479
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,170
[soldier] Come with me. Jump on.
480
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,260
Do as we're told.
481
00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:33,350
Let's go. All of you let's go.
482
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,020
Wait no Cooper that's insane.
483
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,650
Hey. Trust me.
484
00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:48,400
Oh fuck.
485
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,490
[Jeremy] What do we do?
486
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,370
Do as you're told.
487
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:05,130
[soldier 2] All packages secured.
Ready for extraction. Let's go.35974
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