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Lately... Yor's been coming home late.
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Neither of us dig deeply
into the other's private life,
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so I don't usually ask questions.
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Papa, is it dinner time yet?
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Once Yor gets home.
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Bond, tell me what we're
having for dinner tonight!
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I'm home.
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A gloomy, somber expression, and...
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several cuts all over her hands.
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Welcome home, Mama.
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Why, thank you, Miss Anya.
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Welcome home.
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Should we start dinner?
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Oh...
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I'm not hungry, so you two
can go ahead and eat.
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All right...
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Yor, are you...
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Mama's going to cry? But why?
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If I fail this, I...
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I might lose those two.
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Well, apparently I've discovered that
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I can take these yawn-filled days
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And turn them into movies
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I've found the secret and trick to it
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Under this sky where we don't get along
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I closed my heart and locked it
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That's how I've managed to live my life
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And the melodies now overlap
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I wanted a sign, no matter how small
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That I could actually find
better than any streetlight
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I put a ribbon on each of the
sights that my eyes pick out
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And I collect them like souvenirs
as I continue down this path home
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The seasons each say hello,
and I shed a few tears as I go
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Where should I begin to talk about
this way home that you've given me?
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I walk and walk and sometimes
rush on my way to see you
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I run and run, wait, no, I should
still walk on my way to see you
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Great job today.
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You, too.
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Great job today.
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Hey, Camilla. Do you wanna
go out for some drinks?
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Er...
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Nah, I'm good.
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Wait, didn't you say you had a date today?
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He canceled on me at the last minute.
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Thank you!
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Are we really doing this again?
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Also...
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Are those tomatoes?!
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They're clearly crushed!
What's wrong with you?!
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Hey, Yor. You're really serious about this.
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Thank you for having me over.
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This is all your fault, by the way!
If you hadn't said what you did...
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YOR'S KITCHEN
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What?
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You want to learn how to cook?
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Yes!
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My husband was stuck in the
bathroom for a whole day
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because of the breakfast
I made the other day!
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Wow, that sucks.
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At this rate, our marriage is in danger!
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Meaning my work is in danger!
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Would any of you kindly be able to teach me?
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Uh...
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Er... Our housekeeper makes our food.
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Go to a class or something.
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I know how to open cans!
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Heya, what are you girls talking about?
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Oh, hey! She's a great cook.
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Hey!
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P-Please, Camilla!
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No! Why should I?
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Oh, come on. Teach her.
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Alrighty, let's meet up at her place.
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Uh, hello?!
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I look forward to learning
even more from you today!
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This is literally the worst.
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Don't be like that.
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Just so you know, you get to
taste all the food again!
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The responsibility's yours!
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Oh, about that... I actually invited
someone over just for that.
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Yahoo! Hey, Sis!
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Yuri!
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I was told that I'd be
able to eat your cooking.
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Um...
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So this is Yor's little brother?
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He seemed different in the pictur—
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Thank you for having me over, Camilla!
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And thank you for always
looking after my sister!
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Uh-huh...
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So are you having a party of some sort today?
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What? A cooking class?
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Don't tell Loid and Miss Anya.
I want to secretly get better!
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Curses! She wants to cook for Loidy!
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Now I'm conflicted!
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Today, I thought I'd try cooking minestrone.
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Seriously, why do you keep buying
things you don't need for this?
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What are you even going to use this for?
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I'm sorry. I thought using a variety
of ingredients would make it better.
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Okay, first, peel your potatoes.
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Of course!
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How does this happen when
you're just peeling potatoes?!
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There's a whole sea of blood!
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Th-This weapon is just so hard to use!
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The peeler is not a weapon!
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Sis, I brought you some bandages!
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Oh, but I am handy with a knife!
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I keep telling you that
you're cutting it too thin!
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Just cut it normally!
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You're amazing, Sis!
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Hello?! Why'd you cut through
the cutting board, too?!
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That was one of my favorites!
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I'm so sorry! I'll pay for it!
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You're amazing, Sis!
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Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
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How did you ever get married?!
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Leave!
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Who is this woman?
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She's being rude to my sister.
Maybe I'll execute her.
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Yeah, Yor, you're hopeless. Just give it up.
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You might as well divorce that hottie.
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Oh, no!
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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Yes, divorce him, Sis.
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Please, Camilla!
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If Loid divorces me, I'll... I'll...
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I'll have to worry about
getting arrested again!
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Hurry up and get your ingredients simmering.
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I'll show you how to season
everything as we go along.
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Hurry up and make the thing
so you can go home already.
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She's actually pretty nice.
Just... a bit prickly.
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Camilla has always been a good person.
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Hey!
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Well, in any case... my first dish is complete.
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Hey, Yuri! You're up!
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Make sure it's not pois—
I mean, that it's delicious!
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Really? I can?
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Down the hatch!
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Aah...
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It's so good!
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This is really great, Sis!
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Oh, this takes me back! It tastes
just like your old cooking!
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Oh, my.
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Uh... You're throwing up,
though. So which is it?
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How could you possibly end up with that?
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Did you listen to a word I said?
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I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
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Sis, is there any more?
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You weren't ready for minestrone yet.
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Let's try something easier, like meatballs.
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Okay!
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Yum, yum, yum!
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It's so good that I'm sweating
for unknown reasons!
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The more I savor each bite, the more
I see my life flash before my eyes!
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Huh? Is that you over there, Mom?
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Yuri, stop! You need to stop for a sec!
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That's right. Yor and her brother
grew up without their parents.
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I guess your sense of taste
got so messed up because
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this train wreck was the
only one eating your food.
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Train wreck?!
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Shock.
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I figured it'd be fine as long as he
was getting all the right nutrients.
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Yuri... Thank goodness you grew up healthy.
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Do you happen to remember
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anything your parents made
for you that was really good?
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Just curious.
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Hmm... Do you remember anything, Yuri?
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Mom's cooking?
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Hmm... I only remember it vaguely,
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but didn't she make something
like stew often?
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That was really warm and yummy.
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Oh! The one that had the fried egg on top!
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Okay, let's try making that.
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Try really hard to remember the taste.
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It probably uses a simple southern stew base.
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Whoa!
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Once it comes to a boil, turn off the heat.
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I'm pretty sure it should
have paprika powder in it.
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Right!
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Make sure it doesn't burn.
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And use the right amount
of salt and pepper.
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Understood!
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You know, Yor, you seem different now.
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You seemed more robotic
and boring before.
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Huh? Wha? Really?
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P-Perhaps it's because I got married.
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Huh?
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What're you humble bragging for?
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You just changed your makeup
a little or something.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
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Come on, now. You're a fine,
lovely lady yourself, Camilla.
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You should be more confident.
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Hey!
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Anyway, this is the first time
something's actually smelled good!
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I think this one might
actually be a success!
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Hey, it's not bad.
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It's really good!
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But it also feels like something's missing.
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Where are you from, Yor?
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Eastern Nielsberg.
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I think people in that region
might add sour cream to it.
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I'm exhausted.
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What?
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Oh, I was just admiring how cute you are.
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Shut up.
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Wait.
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Okay!
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Looks like he's naturally intelligent.
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I'll start defense training
with him immediately.
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Papa, Anya can't wait any longer. Too hungry.
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It is pretty late.
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I'm sorry I'm so late.
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Welcome home, Yor.
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Hm? What's that?
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Loid...
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Tonight, I'll make dinner!
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Shock!
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You were learning how to cook?
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I'm sorry I kept it a secret.
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So that's why...
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This is southern stew?
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Yes. My mother often made it for us.
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It's finished! The fried egg
isn't quite a fried egg, but...
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Please enjoy!
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It smells like... it's safe.
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My last supper...
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It's delicious!
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It's yummy!
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Anya likes this.
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It has quite a soothing taste.
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Huh? What's wrong, Yor?
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I'm sorry. I just saw your faces, and I think...
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I was just so relieved.
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I thought I needed to protect this life
so that I could continue killing.
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But to think that having
them acknowledge me...
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having them smile...
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would simply...
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make me this happy.
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I feel a little more confident now...
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as the wife and mother
of the Forger family!
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I'll continue to count on you from now on.
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Oh, right! I actually made one
more dish, if you'd like to try it!
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This is an original dish that I came up with.
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I'll eat some!
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Why'd you call me out here?
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I fell in love with a girl.
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I see. Good for you.
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See ya.
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Hold on! Hear me out, damn it!
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THE INFORMANT'S GREAT ROMANCE PLAN
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What? Tell you how to have a successful date?
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Well, you're a pro at this stuff, aren't you?
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The secret is hard work. Bye.
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Wait, you insensitive jerk!
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Don't make me sell your
info to the secret police!
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No, no! I was just kidding!
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Hey, I know! You said you wanted me to make
you a new small recording device, didn't you?
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I'll do that for you for free
if you'll throw me a bone here!
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Okay?
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Her name is Monica McBride.
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She works at a cigar club on Fifth Street.
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She's 25 years old, and her
birthday is September 20th.
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Her blood type is O.
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She's 162 centimeters tall,
and she weighs 46 kilograms.
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She currently lives with her
mother and younger sister.
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Her hobby is watching movies, and her
favorite movie is Ber-Ber-Berlint.
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Her childhood nickname is Moppea, and—
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You're a stalker.
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00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:12,680
Don't judge me! You find out every
last detail about people, too!
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I do that for work.
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You dumbass!
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When you're really in love,
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finding out everything you can about the
other person is what makes you a man!
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00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,220
Well, if you've found
out this much about her,
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I'm sure you can figure the rest out, too.
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You dumbass!
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They are whispering
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00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:31,000
You intelligence people have separate
departments for data gathering,
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assessing, and analyzing data!
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00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,830
I'm an expert at gathering!
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00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,790
Is it worth bragging about?
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00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,190
Please! I'm serious about this!
283
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:43,500
I don't even get cigars, but I'm smoking
them every day just so I can see her!
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Please show this pitiful scruff some mercy!
285
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:54,750
So I just need to analyze your potential
date and come up with a plan, right?
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00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,560
Thank you so much, Lord Twilight!
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You're my president!
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Just shut up and wait a second.
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00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,300
Okay, done.
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00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:14,230
I created a conversational flow chart
based on what kind of person she is.
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First, you're going to ask her question one.
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For example, about her favorite food. Yes.
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Favorite Food
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From there, I wrote down her most
probable answers, A, B, C, and D.
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00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:28,250
A. Strawberries
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B. Nukazuke
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00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:28,250
C. Tapioca
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00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:28,250
D. Pizza
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Favorite Food
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00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,510
Then I added the best response
you can give to each choice,
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Cute
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00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:31,040
Cool
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00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:31,040
Don't see that nowadays
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00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:31,040
Goes great with beer
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00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,040
Favorite Food
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00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,040
A. Strawberries
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00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,040
B. Nukazuke
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00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,040
C. Tapioca
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00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,040
D. Pizza
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00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:35,820
and then I added her possible responses—again,
as A, B, C, and D—along with your next response.
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A. Thanks
B. You think so?
C. That's great
D. What about you?
A. You think so?
B. It's so good
C. Cool...
D. What about you?
A. Right?
B. That's mean
C. That's true
D. What about you?
A. I get you
B. I don't drink beer
C. Nah, not really
D. What about you?
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00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:39,760
Cute
Cool
Don't see that nowadays
Goes great with beer
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00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:39,970
Seriously cute
Yes, you are cute
Glad to hear it
I like it, too
Cute, though
Right?
It's awesome
I like it, too
I want some, though
Just kidding
We agree on a lot
I like it, too
Beer's so good
You should try it
Just kidding
I like it, too
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00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:43,630
How am I supposed to do that, you dumbass?!
317
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,130
That's tens of thousands of possibilities!
318
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,020
What the hell is "appropriate," anyway?!
319
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:51,950
I need an actual idiot-proof scenario!
320
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,680
If something like that existed,
it wouldn't be difficult to be in intelligence.
321
00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:56,890
Hmm...
322
00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:00,250
I guess I could disguise myself and
give you instructions from behind—
323
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,210
I don't want you to hear our conversation!
324
00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,790
Then you're just going to have
to practice having conversations.
325
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:10,930
Really? With you? Gross.
326
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:13,000
No, I'm just kidding! Please help me!
327
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:19,010
He put on a disguise anyway
328
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:35,400
Okay, I think I might have a chance.
329
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,720
Tomorrow, I shall use the
strategic art of conversation
330
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,040
in my attempt to make Monica fall for me!
331
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,140
Stand by to hear the report later.
332
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,660
I don't need to hear the report.
333
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,870
He looks like he's knocking on death's door.
Is he gonna be able to handle this?
334
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,360
Welcome.
335
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,930
Ah, you came by again, Franky.
336
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:08,980
I-I-I look forward to, uh, um—
337
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,230
An ooting! An ooting!
338
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,890
Anya wants to go to an obstacle course today.
339
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,810
That sounds like fun.
340
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,350
Scruffy Head!
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00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,620
The Forgers.
342
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:33,340
Anya's going to an obstacle course!
343
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,470
Oh, that sounds like fun.
344
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:37,510
Hey, didn't you...
345
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,140
Oh, my date?
346
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,710
I managed to ask her out just fine,
347
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:46,430
but she went home because
she forgot to turn off her gas.
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00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:49,110
She said she'd go to a
movie with me another day.
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00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:50,620
Not bad, right?
350
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,620
Man, now I've got all this free time,
so I guess I'll go get a drink.
351
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,340
What's your problem?!
352
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,270
Damn it! Why do they only ever
care about your looks?!
353
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,270
She could've at least
gone on one date with me!
354
00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:09,280
She didn't have to turn me down so hard!
355
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,360
Sir...
356
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,620
Shut up! What the hell's your problem?
357
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:16,490
Come on! Get me another beer!
The cheapest one you've got!
358
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:20,760
And I said I'd make that
thing for free now.
359
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,590
I'm broke and have no girlfriend.
360
00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:27,830
Here's a Macallan 18-year on the rocks, sir.
361
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,540
I didn't ask for this expensive-ass drink!
362
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,820
I just said I was broke.
363
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:35,520
It's from that customer over there.
364
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,230
Huh?
365
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,890
H-Hey, what a coincidence.
366
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,730
I felt like drinking, too.
367
00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:47,590
Twi—Loid...
368
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:54,760
Hey... What happened to the obstacle course?
369
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,690
Yor's taking care of it.
370
00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:00,870
What the hell? You here to laugh at me?
371
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,610
You always say so yourself...
372
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:10,240
People like us can't become
emotionally attached to others.
373
00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:14,630
Even if you did go out with her,
it probably wouldn't work out.
374
00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,820
Says the guy with a wife and kid.
375
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,270
They're just a part of my mission.
376
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:23,550
Damn it!
377
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,890
I'm gonna get drunk on your dime today!
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00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:28,160
I'll keep you company.
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00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,960
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