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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:03,640 So what do you think? 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,100 Like, I know it sounds crazy, but Scout's Honor, that's what happened. 3 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:11,360 And I clearly think Caligula's not that bad of a guy. He's not a bad rap. 4 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:16,720 Are you taking acid at night? No, I swear what that guy said in the police 5 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,720 report is true. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:22,140 At night, life comes to light. Everyone, Faker, John Holmes, Caligula, Marilyn 7 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:23,140 Chambers. 8 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,300 I don't know. It just sounds really crazy, Larry. 9 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:34,170 After your shift, stay here with me tonight, and I'll show you. This place 10 00:00:34,170 --> 00:00:39,070 magical. Are you sure you're not some kind of wacky, creepy guy? I've dealt 11 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:43,550 enough wacky, creepy guys in my life. I am not wacky, I swear. 12 00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:46,470 Look, fail today. 13 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:47,930 Please. 14 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:49,790 Okay, Larry. 15 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:31,460 Does this... When is this supposed to start? 16 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:37,240 Um, any minute. It'll happen when you least expect it. That one, it just 17 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,280 happens. 18 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:44,260 So what happens? Do you just hear rockets and bombs bursting in the air? 19 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:50,580 Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. 20 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:56,600 Harry, Linda, I want you to meet my friend Emily. She also works at the 21 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,680 Oh, my gosh. 22 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,240 Wow. 23 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,200 Hi, Emily. Nice to meet you. 24 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:04,940 Hello there, Emily. 25 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:07,420 I'm Dr. Reams. I'm a sexual therapist. 26 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:08,940 Would you care for an examination? 27 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:10,580 I'm good, thank you. 28 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:15,380 But it is an honor to meet both of you and Miss Lovelace. You have been an 29 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:18,180 inspiration to women with deep throating. 30 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:20,460 What's that? 31 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,160 Oh, we haven't gotten that far in the script yet. 32 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:28,340 You know what I mean? 33 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:32,660 So, Miss Lovelace, shall we begin your examination? 34 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,220 Hello, 35 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,920 Larry. 36 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,180 Do I get a chance tonight with the Fosse tour guide? 37 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:51,840 We can do it three -way. 38 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,240 Oh, hi, John. 39 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:55,440 Emily, John Holmes. 40 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:58,960 Hi, John. I love your film. 41 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:02,340 Nice, John. 42 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,800 Nice. 43 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:05,719 Hi, Larry. 44 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,000 Will we pick up where we left off the other night? You know I love women. 45 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,760 Seika? 46 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,160 Emily. Emily. 47 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:14,480 Seika. Hi, Seika. 48 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:15,960 It's a pleasure to meet you. 49 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,000 You've got a handful with that one, honey. 50 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,980 I'm here to help if you need me. 51 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:26,240 Seika, tonight I'm giving Emily a tour of the museum. 52 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:32,050 What does it mean that you're a handful? 53 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:33,749 Oh, her? 54 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,410 Who knows? You know porn stars. They're all liars. 55 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,030 Come on. I'm going to put you up. 56 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:39,590 Okay. 57 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:46,590 This is amazing, Larry. 58 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:52,250 I knew there was so much more to this place than it seemed. I could feel it. 59 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,250 was the energy. 60 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:58,390 I mean, I would give all these tours and I'd show the people all these 61 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,390 artifacts. 62 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,440 And I would just get so excited, and now I know why. 63 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:04,100 Because it's all alive. 64 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:09,340 Well, Dr. Ream says it's because it's on a space -time continuum. 65 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:14,120 But I don't know, maybe there's a magic dildo or an ancient Egyptian artifact. 66 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:18,040 You know, like one of those museum movies. 67 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,660 You know, we do have those Egyptian phalluses. 68 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,080 There you go. 69 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,870 but he got a bum rap. 70 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:38,970 You know, if I was his intern, I'd be sucking his cock every day, too. 71 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:43,610 Wow, Emily, I never realized you were so into politics. 72 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:46,230 I mean, I just like men in charge. 73 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:52,550 I've got a lot of fantasies, and when a man's in charge, it just does something 74 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:53,550 to me. 75 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,870 I mean, I would suck his cock every day. 76 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:01,330 I mean, I would imagine interns suck a lot of cock. 77 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:04,140 Yeah, they probably do. 78 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:10,740 You know, it's funny. 79 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:17,680 I spend all day talking about fantasies, giving tours, yet I practice 80 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:18,680 none of mine. 81 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:21,880 I think it's because I have nobody to do it with. 82 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:27,620 What? You're so beautiful. How is that possible if you don't have a man in your 83 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:28,620 life? 84 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:31,230 I think it's because I have intimacy issues. 85 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:36,630 You know, I've never slept with the same guy more than once. 86 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:39,710 It's like I run away and hide or something. 87 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,170 Like, what's up with that? 88 00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:46,130 Like, how am I ever going to fulfill any of my fantasies when all I can have is 89 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,130 a one -night stand? 90 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:49,330 It's really harsh. 91 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:51,930 So, what about you, Larry? 92 00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:53,190 Do you have a girlfriend? 93 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:57,070 No, not for a while now. 94 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:03,950 She told me, like, six months ago when I lost my job, I moved out here, worked 95 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:05,890 at a casino. It just didn't work out. 96 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:11,370 So, have you ever tied a girl up? 97 00:06:12,370 --> 00:06:13,370 No. 98 00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:15,950 No, I've got a lot of fantasies. 99 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:23,650 Like, being back in the 70s and sucking off guys in peep shows or, you know, 100 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,630 going to a glory hole. 101 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:34,230 Too many. I don't know, you know, I just, I think it's hot. Making a porno 102 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:37,890 people watching me having sex or sucking cock. 103 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,250 It's hot. 104 00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:42,850 Yes, it is warm in here. 105 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:49,130 You okay, Emily? 106 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:51,850 Yeah. 107 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:53,750 Can you take a hint, Larry? 108 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:06,900 you know 109 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:07,940 Oh, my God. 110 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,070 Yes 111 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,060 Yes, show me, show me, show me, show me. 112 00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:52,450 Go, go, go. Oh, my God. 113 00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:53,950 Yes. 114 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,330 Oh, fuck. 115 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:58,590 Oh, 116 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:00,450 my God. 117 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,530 So fucking good. 118 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,390 You'll like it. You'll like it. 119 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,970 Oh, my God. 120 00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:14,390 Yes. God, that feels really good. 121 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,270 Yes, yes, yes. 122 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:29,770 I don't fucking know. I'm going to come here and talk. 123 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:38,860 She was acting weird all day. Just wasn't herself. 124 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,060 She wouldn't tell me anything, and she just leaves. 125 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,380 Oh, hope she didn't quit. 126 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,520 Quit? 127 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:49,400 Look, she loves this place. 128 00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:50,620 It's her life. 129 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,340 As long as I've known her, she has never, ever, ever left early. 130 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,320 Maybe you know something. 131 00:24:58,340 --> 00:24:59,440 No, no, nothing. 132 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,560 I'm going to go get ready. 133 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,420 What am I going to do? 134 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,520 You want to replace her? 135 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,000 She's great. Cute little nerd. 136 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,580 I'm screwed. 137 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,520 Come on, get out of here. 138 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,760 Come on, get out. 139 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,900 Go on, get out. 140 00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:43,820 Hey. 141 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320 Hey, come on. 142 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:50,440 Whoever's in there, come on, the museum's closed. 143 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,580 I thought you left. 144 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,600 Get in. 145 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,980 Get your cock out of here. Get in. 146 00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:13,790 Sweet throat, open wide for my love. 147 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:20,190 Sweet throat, try not to choke. 148 00:26:21,030 --> 00:26:25,290 I'm gonna explode, it ain't no joke. 149 00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:27,710 Sweet throat. 150 00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:32,010 But I might as well grab his hand and put it to my pussy at that point. Yeah, 151 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,730 then you take his hand and shove it on your snap. What you are looking for is 152 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:36,110 right in this museum. 153 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:37,730 And to your vagina. 154 00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:40,410 That whatever you're looking for is right in this museum. 155 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:45,630 That whatever you're looking for is right here in this museum. 156 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:54,890 No, we're not. We're just watching these people. 157 00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:58,290 Is there any more lights so I can properly see them while we talk? 158 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,960 Biggest robe social on when? 159 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,240 Oh, actually, are you calling from around Germany or are you calling from 160 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,240 museum? 161 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,880 Oh, okay. 162 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,280 Now, what is your name? 163 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,360 Okay, let me see. And what's it called? 164 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,640 A robe social? 165 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,140 Yeah. Is there anybody from the museum after this question? 166 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,240 Anybody here from the museum? 167 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:57,880 Is 168 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:05,900 there 169 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:08,440 a robe social coming up on? What's the date? 170 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,960 What's the date? 171 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,680 You've got a handful with that one, honey. 172 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,940 I'm here if you need help. 173 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:20,320 Why do I keep messing up the last fucking sentence? 174 00:28:21,729 --> 00:28:22,729 June 20th? 175 00:28:23,730 --> 00:28:24,730 Yes. 176 00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:25,890 Yes, there is. 177 00:28:28,210 --> 00:28:30,810 If she goes back in an hour, will she get you? 178 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,310 Yes. 179 00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:33,890 Ask for Dr. 180 00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:35,510 Victoria. 181 00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:37,070 Not Ron Jeremy, doctor. 182 00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:39,050 Ask for Dr. Victoria, yes. 183 00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:42,710 Can I just see the paper? 184 00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:46,270 Photographic. 185 00:28:46,670 --> 00:28:48,110 Dr. Proctor. Thank you. 186 00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:49,410 Bye -bye. 187 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:56,100 You captured a moment on your... Nicely done. Very smart. 188 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,420 It is a reality moment. You've had to shoot it with a camera. Very smart. 189 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,780 Faster. Stroke yourself. Up and down your whole body. You are a cock. Go. 190 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:06,220 Faster. 191 00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:12,860 Excellent. Cut. 192 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,900 All right. 193 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,300 You are a cock. 13069