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Damn card.

Man.

Medication.

Doing this right.

You remember our

place.

Oh.

Yeah, you're going in, honey.

I must read it all the time.

There she is. My mom sent me this on the weekend, yeah.

Well, good.

You know, I've got to tell you, out of all the terrible mistakes I've made and

decisions, the best one you've made was marrying your mom.

Oh, well, thanks, Grandpa.

Yeah, you know why? Because that gave me the most beautiful step -granddaughter

of all.

Oh, Mom.

Grandpa.

It's freezing in here, though.

And, yeah.

I'm kind of weird in here. Oh, zip up your jacket. You're half naked.

Sorry. Was it you?

Medication. Jesus Christ.

No, you just walked in here.

I like your black nails.

Thanks,

I just haven't seen it.

I even like them short. I don't like them long nails that girls have these

They're like handicapped. How do you pick stuff up?

Your age is showing real bad.

It's the same thing now.

Dude, no.

I'm hungry.

It's been a long drive.

Yeah, cookies.

Yeah,

cookies. Everyone likes cookies.

Are those store -bought, Grandpa?

I don't even mind making school hard for this.

Have a good one.

Help yourself. I want to get some.

Oh,

geez. Sorry. Sorry about that.

Okay.

No, not that one.

What? You're wearing them.

Oh, look at that.

There they are. They hang right from my neck.

Oh my god,

he literally has it turned off.

Yeah.

Better.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

I literally just shaved everything this morning.

All this hair is going to grow back immediately because this motherfucker

doesn't know how to use the heat in this house.

Like, why buy such a big house?

You're not even going to heat it all the way up.

Can you not afford your bills?

I'm going to nip it out of my fucking grandpa's house.

Thanks,

Grandpa.

You okay?

Um, I'm fine. It's just freezing cold in your house.

Like, I don't understand why it's so cold. Can you turn the heat up?

Uh, it's not cold. I mean, maybe you should just zip up the jacket and put

more clothes on.

So you have this big ass house and you can't even afford to heat it up?

It's thrifty.

Money doesn't grow on trees. Okay.

Maybe I can get you some hot cocoa.

No, I don't want hot cocoa. I want you to figure out what to eat.

It's fucking cold in here.

I should be wanting to take this off or inside.

Maybe I can get you something else.

Well, take a coffee. Oh,

yeah. Coming right up. Thanks.

I'll just be in here for a moment.

Take it high.

I don't like my coffee plain.

Oh!

Creamer. You want a creamer.

Do it how I like it.

Because, honey, I'm not making money, and there are ways to

keep work.

Well, can you educate me? Because I thought that was what the heater is for.

Well, you know, the heater keeps it at a nice base level.

It's basically air conditioning at this point, but continuum.

So, in order to generate some heat, we can...

Rub each other.

Rub each other? Yes. Oh, my God. That sounds so good. Rub each other. Warm.

Just trust your grandma.

Just rub each other.

See? Warm.

Yes.

Right there.

I'm right there.

Yes.

And I know the feeling.

Don't make it weird.

Yeah, this is interesting.

You feel warmer though, right?

I feel warmer.

I mean, my nipples definitely aren't cold anymore.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You feel warmer?

I mean heaters sound great, personally.

So yeah, just rub.

So if you rub on various parts of the body, you can increase the body

temperature and then dust.

Not being cold anymore, hence why I'm doing this.

I know it's weird, but it's working.

I mean, it is working.

Yeah, I just want you here to sit.

Get on your grandpa's lap.

Yeah, right there. There you go. Right there.

Okay.

I'm going to just rub you down here. Grandpa, look. This is the most

massage to get warm I've ever had. Oh, it's pretty.

Here.

Here.

Get up.

Are you sure you're not going to break us out? You're old.

I feel

good.

But you're feeling warmer.

Yeah, I am.

I'm cold.

You're lifting me off the ground.

I thought you were going to hit me.

Again, build up friction.

The idea is to build up friction and make the body temperature rise.

You feel that?

I feel something.

Okay. Now, here's what I suggest.

We should just strip down.

Strip down.

What? Yes, take a clue.

Strip down.

And we'll...

Do you and I already fine -heat each other?

Um... It's not fun.

But... Why can't we? Come on. I just don't understand why we can't turn this

goddamn heater on.

Keep it down.

You're gross.

No, I'm not. Yeah, but it'll be fun.

I'll show you.

Come on.

Yeah. Take your clothes off.

I know it seems great, but...

This is, it's like friction. Two bodies rubbing together each other makes

heat. It'll, it'll take minus.

And the medication that I'm on is a big surprise.

Well, aside from that, it's one of the, yeah.

I feel like you should be saying that for the bitches if you hang out with

bingo, but.

It'll be great.

Come on, keep your toes up.

Keep your toes up.

Do it while the shoes, while the shoes are warm.

You need to not, well, figuratively speaking, wash your feet.

Oh my God.

Come on, buddy.

Keep your feet warm.

Trust me, grandpa.

You don't want it.

No.

I want to do that key just like that.

Yeah, yeah, kick it off. Otherwise the heat won't transfer from body to body

because you know you have that over there.

Ready?

Yeah.

I know this feels weird, but I'm only doing this because I'm cold.

Yeah, you feel the warmth?

You feel that warmth?

Yeah, I feel that warmth.

Yeah.

It's gentle.

Don't take that.

No.

Yeah. All right. You got to keep.

Relax.

Yeah.

I'm telling you.

You don't know what you're doing.

I mean, we have heaters nowadays, Grandpa, so like...

Nah, you do that and I'll do that.

Do you have that nice body heat, baby?

Yeah, I think I'm warmed up.

Yeah?

Yeah. I still feel it. Look at this.

Look at that. Look at that head shape. Yeah, I see.

Oh,

man. What's your problem, buddy?

Come on. Get the heat. Get the friction.

Grab it, honey.

I think you should turn the heater on after this.

I will, I promise.

I

definitely

should.

...generating that stroke.

What the fuck type of meds do your doctors have?

Yeah.

Aside from the, you know, gas part.

Yeah, well, it's not reminding me of that.

You won't put it inside.

I mean, after all, my dick is cold.

Oh, now you're cold.

Make it warm the warm man Yes

Do you feel the heat?

I feel the heat.

A little more. A little more. A little more.

Oh, yeah.

This way you can get started.

That's neat.

That's really good.

Awesome.

So, Peter?

Yes.

That body movement will keep the temperature up.

Right? Just like that.

You feel that?

I definitely feel something.

Yeah.

If that meditation walking too would help.

She says, I definitely feel something.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah, keep that body moving. Keep that warmth.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

That's it, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that pussy make it more.

Get that heat going.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

position. See if I don't carry too much heat.

Amen.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oof.

Ugh.

I feel like you're warm enough.

What?

Oh man.

huh oh

I can't do this anymore.

I'll let you turn on the heat if you'd like me to come in please.

Yeah.

I'll let you turn on the heat.

I know you don't feel it but I'll let you turn the heat on now.

But that was great, wasn't it?

A lot of heat. It really warmed me up.

So, heater?

Yeah, I'll let you play with the thermostat.

All right.