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The Universe. Its mighty power
Its evolutionary force ...
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... not to be stopped by anyone
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In its beauty, yes, this is
a happy place to stay, filled with ...
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... harmony and cosmic joy. A freedom
place where men can express themselves
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be as when they were born
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All of this is because someone cares
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because someone looks after us
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When we sleep, when we play
When we act natural
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This is a movie about those, who risk
life and partners to guarantee living...
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... in a wonderful and free universe
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This is a movie, about the
gay niggers from outer space
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The gay niggers come from the planet
Anus. In the 8th Sun system
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Far, far away from here
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And they are much, much more intelligent
than any other creature in the Universe
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The most fascinating thing about them is
that they, with the help of their super
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intelligence, and their highly developed
telepathic system: Braintapping, will
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be able to create a world, a society
a perfect world to live in
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without the presence of women
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A MALE ONLY WORLD
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We are in one of the federations' gay
nigger ships. Ringmusculaturus II
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Let's take a look at the crew
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World Captain B. Dick a strict
well educated leader
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Not so friendly and a father figure
for the rest of the crew.
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Chief Technician Sgt. Shaved Balls, one
warm kind person
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and a damn good space technician
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He's been working a long time
together with Captain B. Dick.
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And this is Mr Schwul, a German speaking
gay nigger from the area of brown Anus.
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who still practices the old gay nigger
religion
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A ritual of worshiping human excrements
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He's a psychological genius on board,who
saved the ship and its crew many times.
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And here's the gay agent ArmInAss.
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He just finished Gay Agent School
and is on his first flight in space.
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The fifth and last member of the crew is
the data man Doctor D. Ildo
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An expert in biology
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and in manipulation of other races
and life forms in the universe
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A very important person on these
special missions.
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We will let them speak for themselves.
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- Captain, we got something
on the radar.
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- What is it?
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- Well sir it's too big to be another
ship or meteor.
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- To me it looks like, like....
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- Like what?
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- Like a Planet.
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- A Planet.
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- Ein Planet.
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- A Planet.
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- A Plonet.
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- Get coordinates Ildo. And give me
a dyacon in five minutes.
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- And Schwul, check the
mental analysis machine.
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- Hail, we will be able to do an ultra
swip over in 25 seconds.
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- Ok everybody, ultra swip over
in 18 seconds.
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- ArmInAss activate tender per sensor
in the transpower system.
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- Ildo?
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- Four, three, two, one
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- Ultra swip over.
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- Ok, chief. I got the dyacon.
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- What we have here is a
planet called Earth.
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- There's life on it and a lot of water.
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- It seems rather primitive.
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- And sir, there's something terrible
going on down there.
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- Take it easy, Ildo. Don't paint
the devil on the wall.
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- But sir, there is, pardon me,
female creatures on the planet.
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- Frauenkreaturen!
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- Female creatures!
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- Female creatures!
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- Female creatures!
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- Ok. Calm down. We got to
check this out.
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- It might be dangerous
but it is our duty.
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- ArmInAss. Put us through
to our planet.
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- I got to talk to the
headquarters. Now.
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- Hello, hello, headquarters.
Come in. Come in.
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- Here's captain B. Dick.
P Code 2940018.
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- On discovery ship
Ringmusculaturus II.
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- Come in, come in.
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- Hello, Captain B. Dick.
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- This is the president of the
federation of intergalactic gay planets
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- What we have here is highly
classified gay material.
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- We haven't dealt with a case of this
magnitude in many years.
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- I just got your dyacon.
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- And our mainframe computer
doesn't respond.
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- I needed to talk to the
council of wise men.
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- And believe it or not, even they
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can't give us any useful information
about the strange female creatures.
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- I'm afraid we will have to
get in closer contact.
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- You mean, send a
man down there?
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- Yeah, we have to be sure.
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- But take care, it might
be dangerous.
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- Good luck CBD.
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- Everybody listen.
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- We got to beam somebody down
to get more precise information.
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- Ildo prepare beaming.
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- Sgt Shaved Balls, activate stellar
reference and remove light shield 2.
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- ArmInAss go into the relaxing room,
I wanna talk to you.
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- Yes Sir.
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- Sir, I know, I know you are
going to send me down.
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- But Sir, I'm afraid. I have never seen
a female close hands.
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- Only on pictures, Sir.
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- I know you are afraid ArmInAss.
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- But my son, this is just a
step on the long road
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to becoming a real
gay nigger.
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- It started when you father first
gave birth to you.
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- And who knows maybe
after this mission
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you will get the sign
of the brown ring.
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- And can truly call
yourself a gay nigger.
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- That's what you've been preparing for
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since you went to gay agent school.
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- You really think so Sir?
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- Then I am prepared.
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- And sir thanks for your
nice words.
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- You are such a kind Captain.
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- Nothing to thank for, you know
I got an eye on your ass.
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[Computer: Activate, down
beamer transmitter
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- Activated.
- Heidung für da Captain.
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- Ready for down beaming.
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- Hey, can I help you?
- You look lost.
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- I thought maybe we can spend
some time together.
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- If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
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- Female, Female!
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- Ildo, put IsArm in
the plasma detector.
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- And keep an eye on him.
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- Schwul get the equipment for
Braintapping.
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- Alles klar für Gehirnsanzapfung.
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- Yes, go on.
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- Sgt Shaved Balls put it on
the big asteroid screen.
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- Oh, no, no.
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- Oh no. Holly fellows, what are
they doing down there?
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- This must be this kissing I've
been reading about.
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- This is simply too much.
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- Men, I have decided that we go
down and save this planet.
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- We will not tolerate any oppression
of our male brothers
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anywhere in the universe.
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- Let's go and terminate these
evil female creatures.
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- And make planet Earth a
gay place to stay.
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- Yes Sir.
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- High gain reflector activated.
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- Wir kummern auf 34.
Wir FIXME auf selche zolche.
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- Ildo, put the radio meter gain
up on 45.
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and activate the grooviator.
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- Attention, check all systems
operative.
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- And keep an eye on the proto meters.
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- Let's get the map on the
asteroid screen.
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[Computer: Ready for female
termination
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- The area they call Russia, give
us information about that.
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- Mr Schwul, you go down there.
And then you go South.
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[Computer: Activate, down
beaming transmitter
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- Sterb ihr stinkende Frauenkreaturen.
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- Ildo, show those yellow girls
what a real man is like.
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- Yes Sir.
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- Die, bad smelling females.
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- ArmInAss, now you can get all
the revenge you want.
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- Immer auf diesem scheiß Boot,
immer und ich schopfe, und putze
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- und es ist kalt und überhaupt...
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- Ich möchte doch nur ein schönes
Wochenende haben.
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- Schönes Wochenende.
Schönes Wochenende ist gut.
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- Ich bin nach jedigem müssen,
schroten müssen, putzen.
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- müssen für dich Kaffee machen
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, für dich Essen machen muss,
du, du alter Lohnszu.
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- Uberholt, ein Schwarzer.
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- Ein Schwarzer? Wo?
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- Go to hell you monster.
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- Alle Kampel, vielen Dank.
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- Good work. You have cleaned up
the planet, and they now need a guide.
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- Let's meet in the
Inner Sanctuary.
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- Oh, Lord of the brown rings.
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- Thou that makes it blood run
to our penises.
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- Please help us to chose a guide for
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the newly released man
planet of Earth.
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- They got the power the
real and the lust.
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- But they are like new born children.
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- We need a guy who can teach them,
how to give birth,
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only to male children.
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- I will do the test.
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- I will help you to chose a man, who
can handle the deal.
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- All of you, stick your hands
into the aureole zone.
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- And when the light is up you
will have found the one
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, among you who is fully able,
to be the Ambassador of Planet Earth.
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- You know what this means,
Ildo.
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- You will have to pick a new body,
for your job as a gay ambassador.
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- Prepare yourself for the body
transformation program.
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- I love you all.
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[Computer: Body transformation
program is now entered]
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[Computer: Your new skeleton is now
ready. Transformation in progress]
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[Computer: Please select skin type]
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[Computer: Your new skin type is
now selected]
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[Computer: Proceed selection
process]
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[Computer: Transformation completed]
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- Wow. What do you think of
my new body?
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- Yeah, very attractive, for sure.
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- You look like a dream.
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- Ah, ich hätte mir ein solche
Korper gesehen.
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- Enough compliments.
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- Sgt Shaved Balls, activate
automatic down beaming.
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- Because you're coming with us.
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- Ildo get ready. Schwul, InArm.
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- Yes Sir!
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- Ildo, now I'm going to appoint you
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the gay nigger Ambassador of the
planet Earth in the first degree.
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- and on behalf of the entire crew I
offer you my heartiest congratulations
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for success in your new position.
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- And I think I speak for
everybody here.
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- Kneel down and get ready to receive
the holy gay nigger seed,
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- May it bring you supernatural power
and eternal life.
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- We will now have to leave.
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- Ildo, I am sure you will take care
and do a good job down here.
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- I wish you good luck.
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- And don't you ever ever forget
this categorical maximum:
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- Wherever there's a male race,
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or life form in the Universe,
that's oppressed by females...
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- We will come, and free them.
- For a GAY UNIVERSE.
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- For a GAY UNIVERSE.
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- Mission is ended.
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- And they drive along to
explore strange new worlds.
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- To seek out new life forms.
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- and to create new,
male only civilizations.
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- To boldly go, where
no gay has gone before.
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