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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,040 FRENCH TWIST 2 00:02:49,976 --> 00:02:51,856 Happy with the rental? 3 00:02:52,018 --> 00:02:53,978 I'll come by tomorrow for the pool. 4 00:02:56,853 --> 00:02:59,933 Is your dad okay? 5 00:03:00,185 --> 00:03:01,865 Give your mom a kiss. 6 00:03:12,562 --> 00:03:14,282 How's it going? 7 00:03:21,148 --> 00:03:22,748 How did it go? 8 00:03:22,981 --> 00:03:26,861 The usual: They'll think it over, they'll call. Jerks! 9 00:03:27,189 --> 00:03:28,629 - Miss. - Hello. 10 00:03:28,815 --> 00:03:30,335 Antoine. This is Vero. 11 00:03:30,524 --> 00:03:32,724 Vero! Nice to meet you. Cute. 12 00:03:32,899 --> 00:03:34,419 Yeah. 13 00:03:34,566 --> 00:03:37,006 - A Pastis! - Coming! 14 00:03:38,526 --> 00:03:41,006 The guy wants two million for a dump. 15 00:03:41,192 --> 00:03:42,432 Some nerve. 16 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:46,167 Four walls, no roof, but it sold. 17 00:03:46,401 --> 00:03:47,721 Right! 18 00:03:47,902 --> 00:03:49,822 Some Brit bought it. 19 00:03:49,985 --> 00:03:53,745 As long as there's sun, they're happy. Look at their weather. 20 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,681 Thanks, we've already fucked. 21 00:03:58,902 --> 00:04:00,022 Nice. 22 00:04:00,195 --> 00:04:03,555 Just kidding, Vero. Wait, wait. 23 00:04:11,031 --> 00:04:12,871 Well, I've got to go. 24 00:04:14,447 --> 00:04:17,247 - See you tomorrow? - I can't tomorrow. 25 00:04:17,488 --> 00:04:19,688 Call me at 7:00. Don't forget. 26 00:04:19,865 --> 00:04:21,545 At 7:00? Okay. 27 00:04:22,782 --> 00:04:24,622 See you soon? 28 00:04:27,449 --> 00:04:30,529 - What's your sign? - Here, Mr. Lafaye. 29 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:35,730 - Oops, sorry. Excuse me. - It's okay. 30 00:04:35,992 --> 00:04:37,352 May I? 31 00:04:37,534 --> 00:04:39,534 Haven't we met? 32 00:04:39,701 --> 00:04:42,381 Probably. I run the sports shop. 33 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:45,470 I'll have to drop by. 34 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:48,620 I don't look it, but I'm really a jock. 35 00:04:48,869 --> 00:04:51,429 Any time. It'd be my pleasure. 36 00:04:51,661 --> 00:04:54,381 Ingrid, it's Laurent. 37 00:04:54,703 --> 00:04:55,943 Yeah, everything's fine. 38 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,480 Laurent! 39 00:04:59,121 --> 00:05:01,841 I'll meet you there in an hour and a half. 40 00:05:02,037 --> 00:05:03,517 Okay? Bye. 41 00:05:06,038 --> 00:05:09,398 Your wife is really cute, Mr. Lafaye. 42 00:05:09,665 --> 00:05:10,985 My wife? Where? 43 00:05:12,289 --> 00:05:14,449 Yeah, she's cute. 44 00:05:14,664 --> 00:05:15,984 Even better than that. 45 00:05:20,957 --> 00:05:23,877 Julien! Seven years bad luck if it breaks. 46 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,965 Touch with your eyes only. 47 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:30,273 It's pretty. 48 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,257 Go play with Pablo. 49 00:05:45,752 --> 00:05:47,672 Hello, Mrs. Lafaye! 50 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,120 How are you? 51 00:05:50,462 --> 00:05:54,742 - I'm dying from the heat. - Mommy! Quick! 52 00:05:55,087 --> 00:05:57,687 Why did you put your toy in there? 53 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:04,278 Look. Now it's all plugged up! 54 00:06:04,548 --> 00:06:05,908 Real smart move. 55 00:06:06,131 --> 00:06:07,491 It just fell. 56 00:06:07,673 --> 00:06:10,593 Sure. It jumped right in. 57 00:06:13,299 --> 00:06:17,179 Go see who it is. Shit! 58 00:06:17,466 --> 00:06:19,506 Mommy, it's a man. 59 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:26,383 Sorry to bother you, but my van broke down. 60 00:06:26,634 --> 00:06:29,114 Let's see what's up, Pablito. 61 00:06:29,302 --> 00:06:32,302 It overheated. May I have some water, please? 62 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:35,350 The man's got dirty hands. 63 00:06:37,303 --> 00:06:40,663 Stop it, Julien! You know it's not a man. 64 00:06:40,928 --> 00:06:42,288 I'll unscrew it. 65 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,669 - I'm so useless. - I'm pretty good at this. 66 00:06:45,929 --> 00:06:47,769 Are you from Paris? 67 00:06:47,971 --> 00:06:50,331 I was a DJ in a club there. 68 00:06:51,430 --> 00:06:54,510 That must be a great job. Fiesta every night. 69 00:06:54,763 --> 00:06:57,603 Yeah, we had a lot of fun. 70 00:06:57,805 --> 00:06:59,525 But I got fired. 71 00:06:59,722 --> 00:07:01,362 Staff cutback? 72 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,636 - Love affair. - He was your boss? 73 00:07:07,473 --> 00:07:08,913 She was. 74 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:12,557 Here you go. 75 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,715 For me? 76 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,050 That's sweet. 77 00:07:17,184 --> 00:07:19,504 - Sugar? - Please. Two. 78 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,796 - Hi! - Hi, kid. 79 00:07:27,977 --> 00:07:29,217 It stinks. 80 00:07:29,352 --> 00:07:30,832 Julien! Be polite! 81 00:07:30,977 --> 00:07:33,777 He's right. It does stink. Do you mind? 82 00:07:33,978 --> 00:07:35,498 Not at all. Go ahead. 83 00:07:35,645 --> 00:07:39,325 I like to smoke a little cigar now and then. 84 00:07:39,603 --> 00:07:40,603 Have one. 85 00:07:40,729 --> 00:07:43,849 No, thanks. My husband doesn't like it. 86 00:07:44,146 --> 00:07:46,786 He's not home. We won't tell. 87 00:07:58,315 --> 00:08:00,195 Thanks. 88 00:08:06,108 --> 00:08:07,748 Great coffee. 89 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:12,150 It feels good to take a break. 90 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,360 That engine gave me a headache. 91 00:08:15,526 --> 00:08:18,006 Piece of shit broke down three times. 92 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:24,660 I'm sweating like a pig and I'm dirty. Do I smell bad? 93 00:08:24,861 --> 00:08:27,741 Don't worry. I opened the window. 94 00:08:29,821 --> 00:08:31,861 I like your laugh. 95 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,297 Tight, Mr. Lafaye? 96 00:08:45,489 --> 00:08:47,329 Nothing gets past you. 97 00:08:47,489 --> 00:08:50,649 He could've parked in your yard. 98 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,266 - Who? - Your visitor. 99 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,489 Nicely decorated. 100 00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:57,498 Depends on one's taste. 101 00:08:57,658 --> 00:09:00,058 The heat, it's never going to end. 102 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:02,443 Are you expecting triplets? 103 00:09:02,658 --> 00:09:04,458 Why is he saying that to me? 104 00:09:23,578 --> 00:09:25,898 What's Fatso saying? Nobody's here. 105 00:09:26,161 --> 00:09:27,561 Hey, it stinks! 106 00:09:27,787 --> 00:09:30,867 Loli! Don't tell me you're smoking cigars again. 107 00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:32,561 It's me. 108 00:09:34,789 --> 00:09:36,429 Sorry, I'm stinking up the place. 109 00:09:36,622 --> 00:09:39,982 My van broke down and your wife let me shower. 110 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,607 Julien clogged the drain with a toy. 111 00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:46,832 Luckily she was here to fix it. 112 00:09:47,082 --> 00:09:49,522 - So I... - Let her take a shower. I know. 113 00:09:49,707 --> 00:09:51,747 Is the Hare Krishna van yours? 114 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,359 I got it cheap from some retired hippies. 115 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:56,746 Nice, huh? 116 00:09:56,958 --> 00:09:59,318 - Was it in the way? - Not at all. 117 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:03,254 May I use your hair dryer? 118 00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:07,276 Always the bleeding heart. 119 00:10:07,502 --> 00:10:08,942 You should be careful. 120 00:10:09,127 --> 00:10:13,527 - Listen, she unplugged... - The sink. I know. 121 00:10:13,835 --> 00:10:15,995 Hey, Pablo won again. 122 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,290 Juju, look what you've done. 123 00:10:18,503 --> 00:10:20,303 Why are you so edgy? 124 00:10:23,943 --> 00:10:26,143 - I don't like her. - Why? 125 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,239 - Didn't you notice anything? - No. 126 00:10:28,443 --> 00:10:30,803 Julien, don't play with that. 127 00:10:30,984 --> 00:10:33,144 - What's that? - The lady's cigars. 128 00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:35,201 Let me see. 129 00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:41,283 Truck driver's cigars! 130 00:10:41,486 --> 00:10:43,806 Can't you see she's a dyke? 131 00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:46,267 I can smell them a mile away. 132 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:49,205 It smells great. What is it? Rabbit. I love it. 133 00:10:49,446 --> 00:10:51,126 Move over. 134 00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:55,079 You only like women with huge tits and garter belts. 135 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,283 Wrong. You don't have huge tits... 136 00:10:58,530 --> 00:11:00,290 or garter belts. 137 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:06,851 I'm glad I'm spending the evening with my dearest wife. 138 00:11:07,157 --> 00:11:10,717 Right, midgets? Isn't she the best mom? 139 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,367 I worked so hard, I'm exhausted. 140 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,135 We'll put the kids to bed, then let's do it! 141 00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:21,562 Let it ring. 142 00:11:21,743 --> 00:11:25,263 What a pain. I told them not to call me at home. 143 00:11:25,535 --> 00:11:27,775 No, I'm busy. 144 00:11:27,951 --> 00:11:29,991 Okay, I'll be there in ten minutes. 145 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,340 Antoine's a pain! 146 00:11:35,452 --> 00:11:37,972 Can't he go alone? He's your partner. 147 00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:39,682 He can't schmooze. 148 00:11:39,913 --> 00:11:42,793 It's a big sale. Without me it might not go down. 149 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:44,759 - Go down. - What's so funny? 150 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,715 Nothing. Just a thought. 151 00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:52,111 Shit. A client at 8:00 p.m. 152 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,893 - And he'll want to have dinner. - Will it be long? 153 00:11:56,123 --> 00:11:59,643 I don't know. I'll do my best, kitten. 154 00:11:59,915 --> 00:12:03,115 It was the same thing yesterday and last week! 155 00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,914 We almost had a quiet evening together! 156 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:10,003 We never eat before 10:00 p.m.! 157 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:11,609 Dinner time in Spain! 158 00:12:11,751 --> 00:12:15,631 But in Spain I had fun. I wasn't home alone waiting. 159 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,039 It's my job. I can't help it. 160 00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:21,612 I can't pass on a deal. We owe the bank... 161 00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:24,676 - You're a quiet one. - Loafers. 162 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,598 Thanks so much. You've both been great. 163 00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:29,875 Thank my wife, not me. 164 00:12:30,086 --> 00:12:31,446 Some men would mind. 165 00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:33,948 I'm not the type. 166 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,569 Your cigars. 167 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:40,470 Bye, kitten. 168 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,909 Should I wait for dinner? 169 00:12:42,089 --> 00:12:44,129 - Better not. - Fine. 170 00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:46,221 Will you stay for dinner? 171 00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:48,983 I don't want to be a bother. 172 00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:51,054 It's no bother at all. 173 00:12:51,298 --> 00:12:53,658 - Right, Laurent? - Good idea. 174 00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:57,114 At least I won't be alone for once. 175 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:02,262 Do you like rabbit? 176 00:13:02,446 --> 00:13:05,406 - We were the "Purple Queen". - Here. 177 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,814 I was on drums. 178 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,550 We were into women's lib. 179 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,139 We believed in it. 180 00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:16,399 Fabienne wrote the lyrics. 181 00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:17,977 Death to men! 182 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,798 No! Just a title. 183 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,792 And after all this time you split up? 184 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:26,953 I was with Dany, the guitarist. She was dating the singer. 185 00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:31,436 - May I? - Of course. 186 00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:35,142 You should leave some. 187 00:13:35,284 --> 00:13:36,964 He should've been here. 188 00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:39,519 He who leaves his place... 189 00:13:39,744 --> 00:13:41,224 Loses it! 190 00:13:41,369 --> 00:13:42,969 That's all. 191 00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:45,762 We lost track of one another. 192 00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:49,554 Then we ran into each other again. 193 00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:52,309 I worked at her club. "The Sofa." Sofa, Sappho. 194 00:13:52,537 --> 00:13:54,297 - Sofa? - Sofa, Sappho. 195 00:13:54,496 --> 00:13:56,416 - It's a muff bar. - A what? 196 00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:58,659 A muff bar. Muff, the muff. 197 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,431 - What's that? - The muff. 198 00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,896 We say "the carpet." 199 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:07,739 I didn't know that one! 200 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,794 That's a good one. 201 00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:10,997 The rabbit's great. 202 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,630 What's the matter? 203 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,840 Do you know rabbit in Spanish? 204 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,593 The muff. 205 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:28,153 You know what it is in Quebec? 206 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:30,970 Beaver. 207 00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:34,008 - But beavers also have a dick. - Rabbits do too. 208 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:36,652 - But it's tiny. - That's true. 209 00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:44,287 The bitch I found in bed with her was from Quebec. 210 00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:48,232 I come home early and get dumped. 211 00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:50,022 Luckily, I had the van. 212 00:14:50,212 --> 00:14:54,252 It happened to me too. I found a slut in my home. 213 00:14:54,546 --> 00:14:59,066 I wanted to leave him, but he was so miserable. 214 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:03,116 It can happen once, right? 215 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,620 How much are they asking? 216 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:10,839 Three million. But we can negotiate. 217 00:15:14,049 --> 00:15:15,369 Not bad. 218 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,224 Make an offer I can't refuse. 219 00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:22,704 If you're nice to the broker. 220 00:15:25,219 --> 00:15:28,219 It's a major investment. Let me think. 221 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:31,948 Ingrid, let's close the deal now. 222 00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:36,394 It's too good to let go. 223 00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:38,394 It is tempting. 224 00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:41,268 I'll go for it. 225 00:15:53,014 --> 00:15:56,334 What are you doing? Get ready. 226 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,316 No. I've got to go now. 227 00:15:58,515 --> 00:16:01,115 It's not late, and I still want to. 228 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:04,270 - One for the road. - Some other time. 229 00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:07,928 My wife's waiting for me. Stop. 230 00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:09,582 What makes you so sure? 231 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,007 What do you mean? 232 00:16:12,225 --> 00:16:14,145 She might be doing the same. 233 00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:17,311 Are you nuts? Get dressed and cut it out. 234 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,360 You got hair all over me. 235 00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:21,799 You've never thought about that? 236 00:16:23,227 --> 00:16:27,347 Listen, we have great fun screwing together. 237 00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:30,722 But leave my wife out of it. 238 00:16:30,978 --> 00:16:33,578 She's the faithful type. Get it? 239 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:37,810 My husband must say the same to his mistress about me. 240 00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:48,307 Why did you quit? 241 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,360 Love. I met Laurent while on tour. 242 00:16:52,606 --> 00:16:54,006 What a pity. 243 00:16:54,149 --> 00:16:55,709 Love? 244 00:16:55,899 --> 00:16:58,019 No, to have quit dancing. 245 00:16:58,232 --> 00:17:00,712 It just happened that way. 246 00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,779 I saw him and knew he was the one. 247 00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:06,824 I mean, you just know it. 248 00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:13,276 I haven't smoked in years. 249 00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:20,216 I might pull my panties over my head! 250 00:17:20,486 --> 00:17:22,326 The pleasure would be all mine. 251 00:17:23,361 --> 00:17:24,961 Let's get it straight. 252 00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:28,593 I'm only kidding. I hope it's okay. 253 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,662 Yes, it's okay. 254 00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:37,553 This takes me back. 255 00:17:37,739 --> 00:17:42,139 In Barcelona, we'd go dancing all night... 256 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,368 then rehearse in the morning. 257 00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:45,893 We were young. 258 00:17:47,781 --> 00:17:49,701 Life sucks. 259 00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:52,628 If you liked women, you'd still be a dancer. 260 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,946 We might've hit it off. 261 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,476 Imagine the love affair! Just kidding. 262 00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:02,142 Don't worry, it's okay. 263 00:18:02,409 --> 00:18:04,449 Great. It's cool then. 264 00:18:08,744 --> 00:18:11,144 But men are great. 265 00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:12,809 Have you ever tried? 266 00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:14,635 No way! 267 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,590 He sticks it in, you're in ecstasy. Right? 268 00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:20,507 But I have orgasms and give right back. 269 00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:23,545 And no premature ejaculation with us. 270 00:18:23,788 --> 00:18:26,348 That's true. 271 00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:28,859 You're right. 272 00:18:30,997 --> 00:18:32,837 Did you ever want kids? 273 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:35,679 Can't have it all. 274 00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:39,312 Can you see me with a kid? With my lifestyle? 275 00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:43,387 I've got two cute nephews. 276 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,083 A hair! 277 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,130 - But I shaved today. - Not close enough. 278 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:58,417 You've got a hair as big as a... 279 00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:00,386 - Where? - There. I'll get it. 280 00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:02,385 No, it's too small. 281 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,343 Wait, don't move. 282 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,144 - Don't move! - Stop! 283 00:19:07,294 --> 00:19:08,974 - Why? - Stop. 284 00:19:11,212 --> 00:19:13,332 This time, no kidding. 285 00:19:13,546 --> 00:19:15,346 You turn me on. 286 00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:27,415 All my stuff's in it. It's jam-packed. 287 00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:31,419 Your rabbit was delicious. 288 00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:33,790 Really. Thanks. Bye. 289 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,326 Bye. 290 00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:39,289 Bye, and thanks again. 291 00:19:39,466 --> 00:19:41,146 Thank her, not me. 292 00:19:41,341 --> 00:19:43,941 All the same, bye. See you around. 293 00:19:46,759 --> 00:19:49,519 Hey, kitten. Any rabbit left? 294 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:56,299 You could've saved some from that truck driver. 295 00:19:56,594 --> 00:20:00,434 You said you were eating with your client. 296 00:20:00,761 --> 00:20:02,561 Yeah, well, I wasn't sure. 297 00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:04,401 How did it go? 298 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:07,754 - With who? - Your client. 299 00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:09,532 Oh, yeah. 300 00:20:10,596 --> 00:20:12,396 The deal went down. 301 00:20:15,596 --> 00:20:17,596 Wait, I'm not finished. 302 00:20:17,764 --> 00:20:19,124 Okay. 303 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,746 Night, kitten. 304 00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:47,496 Stop it, Loli. I'm tired. 305 00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:49,525 I've been at it all day. 306 00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:55,502 Come on, Loli! 307 00:20:55,727 --> 00:20:57,287 I want it. 308 00:20:57,436 --> 00:20:58,996 What's with you tonight? 309 00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:00,425 Lolo! 310 00:21:02,312 --> 00:21:05,152 Come on. It'll help you relax. 311 00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,737 Did you hear a noise? 312 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,044 Stop it. 313 00:21:16,773 --> 00:21:18,573 Someone threw a stone. 314 00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:36,609 - I can't believe it. - What is it? 315 00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:39,659 What's the diesel doing here? 316 00:21:40,151 --> 00:21:41,511 Who? 317 00:21:41,692 --> 00:21:44,012 Your pal, the top model. 318 00:21:45,235 --> 00:21:46,555 You're naked! 319 00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:50,056 Seeing one for a change won't kill her. What's wrong? 320 00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:52,999 Sorry to wake you. I left my wallet. 321 00:21:53,236 --> 00:21:56,356 I need my papers. I'm leaving. 322 00:21:56,612 --> 00:21:58,452 What a pain in the ass! 323 00:21:58,613 --> 00:22:01,573 Come on, she's sweet. 324 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,469 You go then. She's your guest. 325 00:22:05,697 --> 00:22:07,497 What a grump. 326 00:22:09,114 --> 00:22:11,594 Okay. Relax. 327 00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:14,503 I'll go. It's okay. 328 00:22:24,491 --> 00:22:26,811 Sorry, I couldn't find it anywhere. 329 00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:29,832 Because I didn't lose it. 330 00:22:33,284 --> 00:22:36,284 I just wanted... to say good-bye. 331 00:22:36,535 --> 00:22:40,095 You've got guts. What if he had come down? 332 00:22:41,619 --> 00:22:43,819 I just knew it would be you. 333 00:23:34,086 --> 00:23:36,766 I went to a dyke bar once... 334 00:23:36,961 --> 00:23:40,321 and I ended up feeling effeminate. 335 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,746 Lucky I wasn't home last night. 336 00:23:42,962 --> 00:23:47,122 I couldn't have put up with the diesel and her smelly cigars. 337 00:23:48,254 --> 00:23:50,894 I know why she's a dyke. She has no choice. 338 00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:56,587 Mr. Lafaye? It's for you. It's a Marijo. 339 00:23:58,131 --> 00:24:00,171 Marijo? Don't know her. 340 00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:02,101 Can't keep track of them? 341 00:24:02,297 --> 00:24:04,577 No, I don't know any Marijos. 342 00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:06,599 Take the call anyway. 343 00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:09,244 Hello. 344 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,486 Marijo? Do I know you? 345 00:24:13,675 --> 00:24:16,355 - Who is it? - Oh, it's you! 346 00:24:16,634 --> 00:24:18,874 You're still here? The diesel. 347 00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:20,893 Put the speaker on. 348 00:24:21,051 --> 00:24:22,931 I want to apologize. 349 00:24:23,135 --> 00:24:24,775 You were both so nice. 350 00:24:24,969 --> 00:24:26,489 May I buy you dinner? 351 00:24:26,635 --> 00:24:27,875 Say yes! Yes! 352 00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:33,573 We would have been delighted, but my wife and I are busy. 353 00:24:33,928 --> 00:24:35,528 Yes, it'll be fun! 354 00:24:35,678 --> 00:24:37,718 Hold on a second. 355 00:24:37,929 --> 00:24:39,729 I want to come along. 356 00:24:41,512 --> 00:24:42,672 May I bring a friend? 357 00:24:42,804 --> 00:24:45,804 The doctor pulls one more from his butt. 358 00:24:46,097 --> 00:24:48,537 He counts them: 12 flowers. 359 00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:53,123 So the fag says, "I didn't know how to tell you." 360 00:24:55,306 --> 00:24:59,226 Excuse me. I'm off to the powder room. 361 00:24:59,515 --> 00:25:01,355 I have to take a leak. 362 00:25:03,141 --> 00:25:05,421 I think she fancies you. 363 00:25:05,641 --> 00:25:07,681 Sure. 364 00:25:07,891 --> 00:25:09,451 I keep on telling her. 365 00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:14,203 I don't mind two women doing it as long as they fit me in. 366 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:19,081 It depends. If she asks me, I'm out of here! 367 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:24,914 So when are you two doing it and fitting me in? 368 00:25:26,312 --> 00:25:27,752 What's with you, Loli? 369 00:25:27,937 --> 00:25:31,137 I was joking. Weren't you? Are you shocked? 370 00:25:31,395 --> 00:25:34,355 Yes! In a woman's mouth, it's vulgar! 371 00:25:34,605 --> 00:25:37,805 Why? Because there's penetration? 372 00:25:38,021 --> 00:25:40,661 - Cut it out. You're pushing it. - What's up? 373 00:25:40,897 --> 00:25:43,537 Dykes, fags and penetration. 374 00:25:43,815 --> 00:25:45,535 Very highbrow! 375 00:25:45,730 --> 00:25:47,250 Dessert time! 376 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,240 Let's sweeten up. 377 00:25:52,274 --> 00:25:54,834 Damn, everything's good here. 378 00:25:55,023 --> 00:25:56,863 What do I want? 379 00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:59,424 For me... profiteroles. 380 00:26:01,817 --> 00:26:02,897 Oh, shit. My cigarettes. 381 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:04,907 Did you choose? 382 00:26:05,067 --> 00:26:06,427 I'd sure go for... 383 00:26:06,651 --> 00:26:09,331 a creme brulee. And you? 384 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,206 A lemon sorbet. 385 00:26:11,402 --> 00:26:13,082 I love it. 386 00:26:13,276 --> 00:26:15,076 Are you ready? 387 00:26:16,902 --> 00:26:19,382 One lemon sorbet. Marijo? 388 00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:22,980 Creme brulee. 389 00:26:23,154 --> 00:26:24,794 I'm having the profiteroles. 390 00:26:24,987 --> 00:26:26,307 Laurent? 391 00:26:27,946 --> 00:26:30,346 Laurent. What do you want? 392 00:26:30,613 --> 00:26:32,933 Nothing. I'm not hungry anymore. 393 00:26:33,155 --> 00:26:36,675 What's wrong? You've turned white. 394 00:26:36,988 --> 00:26:39,108 Something I ate. 395 00:26:39,323 --> 00:26:43,003 Paella's vicious. All it takes is one clam. 396 00:26:50,741 --> 00:26:53,061 Antoine, let's dance. 397 00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:55,521 What's up? Too much clam? 398 00:26:55,742 --> 00:26:58,062 Come on, let's dance. 399 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,042 Come on, we'll show them. 400 00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:43,055 Marijo! Come on! 401 00:27:44,624 --> 00:27:46,064 May I? 402 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:28,786 That's enough! 403 00:28:28,965 --> 00:28:30,565 - What's wrong? - We're leaving! 404 00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:33,754 - You're hurting me! - Come on, we're having fun. 405 00:28:34,007 --> 00:28:35,727 Back off. Are you coming? 406 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,360 You're ridiculous! 407 00:28:38,507 --> 00:28:41,667 No, you're ridiculous! Are you drunk? 408 00:28:43,175 --> 00:28:45,735 Let go of me! You're sick! 409 00:28:45,966 --> 00:28:48,166 You're a pain in the ass. 410 00:28:48,385 --> 00:28:51,545 - Right. - Jesus! Stop fighting. 411 00:28:51,802 --> 00:28:53,642 What's with you, Laurent? 412 00:29:00,011 --> 00:29:02,371 I can get in on my own! 413 00:29:05,804 --> 00:29:08,284 - Let's go. - What about Marijo? 414 00:29:08,512 --> 00:29:10,112 Leave the fat dyke. 415 00:29:10,304 --> 00:29:13,064 She's paying. We can't dump her. 416 00:29:13,305 --> 00:29:15,065 Here she comes. 417 00:29:50,686 --> 00:29:53,006 Good night, lovebirds! 418 00:29:53,353 --> 00:29:55,873 Couples! They'll patch it up. 419 00:29:57,061 --> 00:29:58,941 Next time, I'm buying. 420 00:29:59,103 --> 00:30:01,263 Thanks, but I'm leaving tonight. 421 00:30:08,688 --> 00:30:09,768 Are you okay? 422 00:30:09,897 --> 00:30:11,937 - How much? - Three hours. 423 00:30:12,148 --> 00:30:14,388 - When can we... - Not now. 424 00:30:20,607 --> 00:30:24,327 - What came over you? - Hush. You'll wake the kids. 425 00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:26,446 Thanks, miss. Bye. 426 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,420 Had fun, huh? 427 00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:34,650 I could have, if you hadn't been such a jerk! 428 00:30:34,943 --> 00:30:36,263 Slut! 429 00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:39,483 I never knew you were such a slut! 430 00:30:39,693 --> 00:30:41,013 Are you mad? 431 00:30:41,193 --> 00:30:43,793 Now you're going to wake up the kids! 432 00:30:44,027 --> 00:30:48,147 Did you care about the kids when you felt up that... 433 00:30:48,402 --> 00:30:49,402 that thing? 434 00:30:49,528 --> 00:30:52,928 What? What are you talking about? 435 00:30:53,195 --> 00:30:54,315 I saw you! 436 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:57,367 You had your hands in each other's panties! 437 00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:02,710 That sure shut you up! 438 00:31:02,947 --> 00:31:04,067 Shame on you! 439 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:05,278 Disgusting! 440 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,565 Hey, look who's talking. 441 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,622 I never brought anyone home. 442 00:31:09,823 --> 00:31:11,903 Who screwed around in our bed? 443 00:31:12,073 --> 00:31:14,553 - It happened once! - Well, then me too! 444 00:31:14,782 --> 00:31:16,542 But I didn't screw a fag! 445 00:31:16,699 --> 00:31:18,219 I didn't either. 446 00:31:18,366 --> 00:31:20,446 Don't try to be funny! 447 00:31:20,657 --> 00:31:22,697 Oh, that fat, horny pig! 448 00:31:22,867 --> 00:31:24,787 I'll kick her ass! 449 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,373 Stay here, please. 450 00:31:28,534 --> 00:31:30,734 Laurent, come back! 451 00:31:33,535 --> 00:31:35,775 - Get out of there. - Laurent! 452 00:31:35,993 --> 00:31:38,273 You got a problem? 453 00:31:38,495 --> 00:31:40,655 Ask my wife, you slut! 454 00:31:40,869 --> 00:31:43,229 - Calm down! - Leave me alone! 455 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,243 Are you nuts? 456 00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:48,611 Afraid of coming out? 457 00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:51,869 You act tough, but you don't have any balls! 458 00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:53,879 The neighbors, Laurent! 459 00:31:56,580 --> 00:32:00,420 - I'm not afraid of a baseball bat. - Cricket bat. 460 00:32:00,705 --> 00:32:04,065 It bruises better. 461 00:32:04,373 --> 00:32:06,773 I'll still knock your teeth out! 462 00:32:06,998 --> 00:32:08,318 Don't hit a woman! 463 00:32:08,498 --> 00:32:10,658 A woman? I don't see a woman! 464 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,555 Trouble, Mr. Lafaye? 465 00:32:12,707 --> 00:32:14,427 Should I call the cops? 466 00:32:14,624 --> 00:32:16,264 No, Mr. Crepineau! 467 00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:19,618 My cousin saw a prowler and called my husband. 468 00:32:19,876 --> 00:32:21,116 But he's gone. 469 00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:23,693 Oh, because we heard a commotion. 470 00:32:24,668 --> 00:32:27,988 - Sorry we woke you up. - Thanks. 471 00:32:31,044 --> 00:32:32,884 Let's go back in. 472 00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:37,123 If I catch you around here... 473 00:32:37,337 --> 00:32:40,457 I'll ram the bat up your ass! 474 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:44,191 Not its normal use, but it could be a lot of fun. 475 00:32:50,755 --> 00:32:51,795 Asshole. 476 00:32:52,922 --> 00:32:54,562 She touched my hand. 477 00:32:54,714 --> 00:32:56,754 And you didn't do a thing? 478 00:32:56,965 --> 00:33:00,205 What did you two do together? Answer me! 479 00:33:00,466 --> 00:33:04,186 I told you... just that. I swear. She started. 480 00:33:04,466 --> 00:33:07,626 And you let her touch you? 481 00:33:07,884 --> 00:33:09,564 How was it? She got you wet? 482 00:33:09,717 --> 00:33:12,357 Not at all. I was too afraid to speak. 483 00:33:12,550 --> 00:33:15,030 You were afraid, so you felt her up? 484 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:17,979 Shut up! I don't know what came over me. 485 00:33:18,218 --> 00:33:20,258 You know I'm not like that. 486 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,421 I'm ashamed. 487 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,556 So ashamed. 488 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,080 Laurent. 489 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:31,380 Forgive me, forgive me, please. 490 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:35,347 You don't know how I feel. 491 00:33:35,554 --> 00:33:37,234 In front of everybody. 492 00:33:37,388 --> 00:33:39,348 But nobody saw us. 493 00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:41,754 At least you kept it under the table. 494 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:45,102 Loli, you're repulsive. 495 00:33:45,263 --> 00:33:47,703 No, Laurent, no! 496 00:33:47,889 --> 00:33:51,009 Please! Please, forgive me. 497 00:33:51,223 --> 00:33:53,223 Forgive me. Forgive me. 498 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,520 I love you. You know I do. 499 00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:23,873 What are you doing here? 500 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,063 Coming to bed. 501 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,829 Are you kidding? 502 00:34:27,061 --> 00:34:29,421 Go sleep wherever, but not here. 503 00:34:29,646 --> 00:34:31,686 It's a big house. 504 00:34:31,896 --> 00:34:34,976 Why not go see bushwhacker in her pretty van? 505 00:34:36,146 --> 00:34:37,946 What do you think? 506 00:34:50,815 --> 00:34:52,655 What... Did he hit you? 507 00:34:52,816 --> 00:34:55,216 - I'll bash his head in! - No! 508 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:58,641 Tell me what happened. Did he hurt you? 509 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,140 He threw me out. 510 00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:05,281 I don't want him to hurt you. 511 00:35:05,443 --> 00:35:08,923 I never want anyone to hurt you, ever. 512 00:35:54,742 --> 00:35:56,542 Daddy, Daddy! 513 00:35:58,535 --> 00:35:59,895 I'm hungry. 514 00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:01,996 Go see Mommy. 515 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,042 Mommy's not here. 516 00:36:15,621 --> 00:36:19,381 Finally. Hurry! The sun's already up. 517 00:36:19,662 --> 00:36:23,182 I'm not doing 30 miles sweating like a pig. 518 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:27,094 You could've told me. I called the Crumble sisters. 519 00:36:27,372 --> 00:36:29,772 They'll be all hot and ready. 520 00:36:30,081 --> 00:36:32,201 Hey, the kids. 521 00:36:34,749 --> 00:36:36,429 You look pretty bad. 522 00:36:36,581 --> 00:36:38,141 Pass the chocolate. 523 00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:40,906 Where's Mommy? 524 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,923 She's out shopping. 525 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,013 Hi, Antoine. 526 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,289 Hello. Hurry. We're going shopping. 527 00:37:00,544 --> 00:37:01,864 Coming. 528 00:37:04,836 --> 00:37:06,356 Why is she here? 529 00:37:06,545 --> 00:37:08,425 It's all my fault. 530 00:37:08,587 --> 00:37:11,787 So take a swing at me, but let her be. 531 00:37:12,921 --> 00:37:14,841 You banged my wife again! 532 00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:17,047 Stop it, Laurent! 533 00:37:18,089 --> 00:37:21,849 Stop being a jerk! She drove me back. 534 00:37:25,590 --> 00:37:28,670 Marijo! So you didn't leave after all? 535 00:37:28,924 --> 00:37:32,324 A little setback, but I'm on my way. 536 00:37:32,590 --> 00:37:35,870 Once you know our region, you'll never leave. 537 00:37:36,092 --> 00:37:38,412 - Are you going? - Are we in the way? 538 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,853 Stop arguing, you two. Life is too short. 539 00:37:43,092 --> 00:37:45,412 Keep your two-bit wisdom. 540 00:37:45,593 --> 00:37:48,313 Fine. I'll wait outside, but hurry up. 541 00:37:48,552 --> 00:37:50,472 If this keeps up, I'm going alone. 542 00:37:50,718 --> 00:37:52,718 Come on in. It's okay. 543 00:37:52,928 --> 00:37:55,608 Come on! And you, get going! Go cool down. 544 00:37:55,844 --> 00:37:59,284 And leave you two alone to do your filthy stuff? 545 00:37:59,553 --> 00:38:03,913 You can have your wife, but you don't deserve her. 546 00:38:12,097 --> 00:38:13,937 Are you leaving? 547 00:38:24,057 --> 00:38:25,857 I was a jerk last night. 548 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:29,266 I didn't know what I was saying. 549 00:38:31,933 --> 00:38:34,733 - Forgive me. - Don't touch me. Get out. 550 00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:38,134 Isn't it great to be here? 551 00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:40,471 Feel the cool breeze on your neck? 552 00:38:40,643 --> 00:38:42,483 Can't you shut up? 553 00:38:42,644 --> 00:38:45,844 - Jesus, what's with you? - It's not your problem. 554 00:38:46,101 --> 00:38:48,781 What are friends for, damn it? 555 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:52,980 For screwing the Crumble sisters and bicycling like hot pigs! 556 00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:55,230 No one made you come! 557 00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:57,396 You're being a real pain. 558 00:38:57,604 --> 00:38:59,884 Screw it! You can go alone. 559 00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:02,944 Great move. You were getting boring. 560 00:39:03,146 --> 00:39:05,466 For Christ's sake! 561 00:39:05,647 --> 00:39:07,887 That's it. Leave me! 562 00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:10,609 And you call yourself a friend? 563 00:39:10,814 --> 00:39:12,294 What's the problem? 564 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,052 Can't you see I'm miserable? 565 00:39:14,543 --> 00:39:15,840 And two Pastis, two! 566 00:39:22,221 --> 00:39:23,881 Waiter, please! 567 00:39:28,978 --> 00:39:29,640 Thanks. 568 00:39:32,131 --> 00:39:33,491 Nope! 569 00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:46,558 Men can screw around. It has nothing to do with love. 570 00:39:46,799 --> 00:39:49,119 I mean love with a capital "L." 571 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:52,780 We don't use our feelings, only our dick. 572 00:39:53,013 --> 00:39:55,517 But a women who's cheating on her husband, that's disgusting. 573 00:39:55,623 --> 00:39:58,264 That'll never happen with Loli, you've got a real pearl there! 574 00:39:56,177 --> 00:40:01,146 And having a little fight now and then isn't a bad thing. 575 00:40:01,354 --> 00:40:02,901 Makes a couple stronger. 576 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:10,463 If my wife had been more like yours... 577 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:12,165 I'd still be with her. 578 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,768 Here's a good one. 579 00:40:18,033 --> 00:40:20,192 A guy had this wild thing happen to him. 580 00:40:21,566 --> 00:40:22,454 A married guy... 581 00:40:23,683 --> 00:40:25,762 happy, the perfect couple. 582 00:40:28,475 --> 00:40:31,217 His wife was banging a woman. Can you believe that? 583 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,327 You believe it? 584 00:40:34,582 --> 00:40:35,489 And under his own roof. 585 00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:36,501 - No way. - I swear. 586 00:40:37,286 --> 00:40:40,838 As soon as he was away, they'd start bushwhacking! 587 00:40:42,512 --> 00:40:43,335 How humiliating. 588 00:40:44,288 --> 00:40:45,624 What a dork! 589 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:50,557 Do I know him? 590 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,632 He's right in front of you. 591 00:40:54,015 --> 00:40:54,951 You're kidding. 592 00:40:56,957 --> 00:40:57,837 Loli? With who? 593 00:41:01,309 --> 00:41:04,197 With who? With who? You idiot! 594 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:08,193 Are you my friend or what? She's banging the dyke! 595 00:41:08,859 --> 00:41:09,547 Holy shit! 596 00:41:13,057 --> 00:41:14,097 No, it can't be. 597 00:41:14,983 --> 00:41:16,257 Not Loli. 598 00:41:24,975 --> 00:41:26,125 What did I do to her? 599 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,957 What did she do to her? 600 00:41:31,342 --> 00:41:33,063 - Slut. - In my opinion... 601 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,681 she's playing with you. 602 00:41:37,085 --> 00:41:39,039 She must've found something. 603 00:41:40,055 --> 00:41:41,551 I'm extra careful. 604 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,845 No traces, ever. 605 00:41:45,552 --> 00:41:47,977 No calls at home, so she can't track me down. 606 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,673 I'm no bastard. I don't want to hurt her. 607 00:41:51,638 --> 00:41:53,405 She caught me once. That was enough. 608 00:41:56,589 --> 00:41:59,412 I don't know. It only takes a scent. 609 00:42:00,732 --> 00:42:05,164 Women don't just use their brains. They sense things. 610 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,548 But why? Why with that poor /ersatz/? 611 00:42:10,409 --> 00:42:14,217 At least with a man I'd understand. But with that? Why? 612 00:42:17,053 --> 00:42:20,110 Because Loli's faithful. She's not a pervert. 613 00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:23,047 That's all that was available. 614 00:42:24,337 --> 00:42:26,040 She did it once to piss you off. 615 00:42:27,021 --> 00:42:28,380 Anyhow, the dyke's gone. 616 00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,062 Your wallet? 617 00:42:55,099 --> 00:42:56,939 To say good-bye. 618 00:43:00,309 --> 00:43:03,909 - May I kiss you? - Wait. Fatso's watching. 619 00:43:08,059 --> 00:43:11,019 - Life's a bitch. - Yup. 620 00:43:11,269 --> 00:43:13,149 And a short bitch too. 621 00:43:15,269 --> 00:43:17,429 Just a little kiss good-bye. 622 00:43:17,644 --> 00:43:20,604 A little love kiss, to say good-bye. 623 00:43:21,770 --> 00:43:23,610 And then you leave? 624 00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:27,946 Then I leave. 625 00:43:30,271 --> 00:43:31,631 Wait. 626 00:43:32,897 --> 00:43:34,417 Mrs. Lombard? 627 00:43:37,064 --> 00:43:41,264 I've got to do my laundry. Could you watch the kids? 628 00:43:41,565 --> 00:43:45,445 I'm hurt. I'm hurt! 629 00:43:45,732 --> 00:43:47,052 Hurt! 630 00:43:48,107 --> 00:43:50,747 I'm so hurt. 631 00:43:50,941 --> 00:43:52,901 Deeply. 632 00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:54,427 Hurt. 633 00:43:56,733 --> 00:43:59,173 - Very, very hurt! - It'll be okay. 634 00:44:01,985 --> 00:44:03,785 Stop it now. 635 00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,084 Sluts! 636 00:44:09,236 --> 00:44:12,036 Sluts... all sluts! 637 00:44:12,236 --> 00:44:13,396 Excuse him. 638 00:44:13,570 --> 00:44:16,290 Come on, put my helmet on. 639 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:19,090 It makes me look like a dickhead. 640 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,120 Better a dickhead than a busted head. 641 00:44:23,405 --> 00:44:25,765 We're surrounded by sluts! 642 00:44:27,279 --> 00:44:29,919 Laurent, come on. Cut it out! 643 00:44:30,155 --> 00:44:32,235 Laurent, come on. 644 00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:37,019 Get on, get on. There. Get on. 645 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:40,200 We'll take it nice and slow now. 646 00:44:40,491 --> 00:44:41,811 Are you okay? 647 00:44:41,991 --> 00:44:43,791 Why wouldn't I be okay? 648 00:44:44,032 --> 00:44:45,832 Isn't life swell? 649 00:44:47,241 --> 00:44:49,081 You're going the wrong way! 650 00:44:49,242 --> 00:44:51,722 I'm off to see the Crumble sisters! 651 00:44:51,908 --> 00:44:52,908 Come back! 652 00:44:53,575 --> 00:44:56,855 Look out! You're gonna crash! 653 00:45:01,576 --> 00:45:03,936 Where are the Crumbles? 654 00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:06,199 Where are the sluts? 655 00:45:09,453 --> 00:45:11,453 You had it coming! 656 00:45:27,998 --> 00:45:29,798 Great! 657 00:45:29,999 --> 00:45:33,199 We just made some cheese. It's all fresh! 658 00:45:33,414 --> 00:45:35,334 We had a little setback. 659 00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:40,421 I hate women. I hate 'em! They make me wanna puke! 660 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:43,975 We were waiting for you. 661 00:45:44,167 --> 00:45:46,447 - Sluts! - He's depressed. 662 00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:47,341 What's wrong? 663 00:45:47,602 --> 00:45:49,792 Don't come near me. Don't touch me! 664 00:45:51,956 --> 00:45:53,396 As for your crappy cheese... 665 00:45:55,789 --> 00:45:57,867 I hate you, I shit on you! 666 00:45:58,647 --> 00:45:59,494 Bitches! 667 00:46:10,338 --> 00:46:12,136 I'm gonna hump a goat. 668 00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:14,929 What's wrong with this guy? 669 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,198 Stop it, their milk will be sour! 670 00:46:20,721 --> 00:46:25,376 Stop goofing around and give me a hand, you bitches! 671 00:46:26,759 --> 00:46:28,320 What a pair of numbskulls! 672 00:46:29,168 --> 00:46:29,921 OK, I'm off. 673 00:46:30,302 --> 00:46:32,922 I'll make some dandelion tea. 674 00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:35,256 It should clear his mind up. 675 00:46:35,321 --> 00:46:38,054 Right. Make him some herb tea. 676 00:46:38,175 --> 00:46:42,075 I'll go get the car, it'll take me at least two hours. 677 00:46:42,301 --> 00:46:45,781 I'm miserable. I'm so miserable. 678 00:46:46,968 --> 00:46:50,208 I'll follow the coast down to the Italian Riviera. 679 00:46:52,302 --> 00:46:56,782 I have a girlfriend. She works at a spa. 680 00:46:57,095 --> 00:46:58,855 A girlfriend? 681 00:46:59,054 --> 00:47:00,854 Just a friend. 682 00:47:01,054 --> 00:47:03,054 I've got regular friends too. 683 00:47:06,930 --> 00:47:09,650 We won't see each other again? 684 00:47:09,888 --> 00:47:11,968 Who knows? 685 00:47:12,181 --> 00:47:13,661 I do. 686 00:47:24,515 --> 00:47:26,715 Loli! Are you home? 687 00:47:27,974 --> 00:47:32,414 You're the only one that counts. You and the children. 688 00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:35,964 He got the message. No more fooling around. 689 00:47:36,268 --> 00:47:40,428 No more girls. No more cheating left and right. 690 00:47:40,685 --> 00:47:43,285 And he really means it. 691 00:47:44,478 --> 00:47:46,798 What cheating left and right? 692 00:47:53,688 --> 00:47:55,248 When you caught him. 693 00:47:55,437 --> 00:47:57,357 Don't take me for an idiot! 694 00:47:57,563 --> 00:48:00,643 You said: "Left and right"! 695 00:48:00,855 --> 00:48:03,695 He's been cheating on me, and you knew it? 696 00:48:03,939 --> 00:48:05,619 With who? 697 00:48:05,814 --> 00:48:08,574 But... But... With who? Who? Nobody. 698 00:48:08,815 --> 00:48:13,135 It was just a little fling or two. He's a man with needs. 699 00:48:13,482 --> 00:48:16,722 I know nothing! It's none of my business! 700 00:48:17,983 --> 00:48:19,983 Loli, have you gone mad? 701 00:48:20,191 --> 00:48:22,871 You're his best friend, you bastard. 702 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:24,988 You're both bastards! 703 00:48:25,234 --> 00:48:29,474 So you'd better tell me everything, or I'll gut you! 704 00:48:37,395 --> 00:48:39,235 You son of a bitch! 705 00:48:48,529 --> 00:48:49,929 What's going on? 706 00:48:50,113 --> 00:48:52,033 She's moving in. 707 00:48:52,238 --> 00:48:54,158 You bastard! 708 00:48:57,405 --> 00:48:59,205 What was that you said? 709 00:48:59,406 --> 00:49:02,926 How long have you been fooling around? 710 00:49:03,197 --> 00:49:05,277 Everybody knew. 711 00:49:05,489 --> 00:49:07,249 Everybody! 712 00:49:07,407 --> 00:49:11,687 You cheated on me with every slut around. 713 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,189 I'm humiliated. 714 00:49:14,408 --> 00:49:17,728 Ashamed to be married to a pig like you. 715 00:49:17,992 --> 00:49:19,592 What's this bullshit? 716 00:49:19,742 --> 00:49:22,782 Ask your friend Antoine! 717 00:49:23,077 --> 00:49:24,917 Unless he made it up! 718 00:49:25,076 --> 00:49:26,596 And this! 719 00:49:26,826 --> 00:49:28,426 You use condoms with me? 720 00:49:28,618 --> 00:49:33,138 You have a whole stock hidden in the kids' room! 721 00:49:33,411 --> 00:49:35,051 You're a monster! 722 00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:44,319 I don't want her anywhere near my son! 723 00:49:48,955 --> 00:49:52,715 Whatever happens, Loli, whatever happens... 724 00:49:53,038 --> 00:49:56,238 I don't want this diesel in my house! 725 00:49:56,498 --> 00:49:58,298 If she goes, I divorce. 726 00:49:58,457 --> 00:50:02,617 With your track record, kiss the house good-bye! 727 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:06,356 - Maybe, but I'd get the kids! - Not with a good lawyer! 728 00:50:06,582 --> 00:50:08,942 Come, baby. Come with Mommy. 729 00:50:17,210 --> 00:50:19,410 You're wrecking a home. 730 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:22,425 Feel good about it? 731 00:50:38,046 --> 00:50:40,046 You're not leaving? 732 00:50:46,006 --> 00:50:48,006 What did you do to me? 733 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,040 Why'd you do it? 734 00:50:57,237 --> 00:50:59,037 You're my friend! Why? 735 00:51:01,154 --> 00:51:03,114 I was trying to help. 736 00:51:04,988 --> 00:51:07,108 Hit me... kick me. 737 00:51:07,321 --> 00:51:09,241 I'm useless. I'm a shit. 738 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:18,268 Stop bawling! 739 00:51:20,365 --> 00:51:22,165 I should be crying. 740 00:51:28,075 --> 00:51:30,235 This is a nightmare. 741 00:51:31,115 --> 00:51:32,358 Please God, I want to wake up. 742 00:51:43,119 --> 00:51:45,679 What are you doing? You're crazy! 743 00:51:45,910 --> 00:51:49,310 - Yeah, I'm crazy! - Put that down! 744 00:51:50,078 --> 00:51:51,438 Where are the bullets? 745 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:55,220 Don't mess with that! For Christ's sake, stop! 746 00:51:59,621 --> 00:52:01,421 Let go, or I'll hurt you! 747 00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:05,101 I don't care. Stop, I'm begging you! 748 00:52:09,581 --> 00:52:11,261 Think about your kids. 749 00:52:11,455 --> 00:52:14,455 In jail, you won't ever see them. 750 00:52:14,623 --> 00:52:16,823 Not seeing your kids... 751 00:52:16,999 --> 00:52:19,319 is the worst thing on earth. 752 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:22,020 I haven't seen mine in 12 years. 753 00:52:22,249 --> 00:52:23,689 Twelve years. 754 00:52:41,252 --> 00:52:42,732 Good evening. 755 00:52:46,629 --> 00:52:48,629 Why are you so sad? 756 00:52:49,254 --> 00:52:50,814 Why? 757 00:52:50,962 --> 00:52:53,202 Because of whores like you. 758 00:52:53,421 --> 00:52:55,701 You're more the heartbreaker. 759 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,680 With your looks. 760 00:52:57,796 --> 00:52:59,796 Stop it. I'm not interested. 761 00:53:00,464 --> 00:53:02,824 You're not here by chance. 762 00:53:04,173 --> 00:53:05,653 Why not? 763 00:53:05,798 --> 00:53:07,958 It'd be my first old bag. 764 00:53:12,966 --> 00:53:14,446 I'm leaving. 765 00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:20,274 I'll pay. Don't worry. 766 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:21,907 Too old? 767 00:53:23,967 --> 00:53:26,207 Sorry, I was cruel. 768 00:53:26,385 --> 00:53:28,385 I'm used to worse. 769 00:53:29,802 --> 00:53:32,202 I can't be picky anymore. 770 00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:46,919 Please. 771 00:53:52,222 --> 00:53:54,342 It's not your age. 772 00:53:55,806 --> 00:53:57,886 You're beautiful. 773 00:53:58,098 --> 00:53:59,858 Look at me. 774 00:54:00,015 --> 00:54:01,655 You're beautiful. 775 00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:05,750 It's me. I'm not doing well. 776 00:54:05,973 --> 00:54:08,453 Usually, I do the comforting. 777 00:54:10,891 --> 00:54:12,331 Go. 778 00:54:12,475 --> 00:54:15,155 Go to the wife who's waiting for you. 779 00:54:18,434 --> 00:54:20,194 She's not waiting. 780 00:54:20,351 --> 00:54:21,791 Not anymore. 781 00:54:24,477 --> 00:54:26,797 Stay a while, if you want. 782 00:54:26,978 --> 00:54:28,978 Since you're paying. 783 00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:34,051 To say what? 784 00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:37,552 Bullshit you've heard over and over? 785 00:54:39,563 --> 00:54:43,403 Actually, my story has a little twist to it. 786 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,960 She dumped me for a woman. 787 00:54:48,606 --> 00:54:50,526 Isn't that funny? 788 00:54:54,356 --> 00:54:56,916 You only have one true love in your life. 789 00:54:57,149 --> 00:54:58,869 Only one. 790 00:54:59,066 --> 00:55:02,146 All the others are just poor substitutes. 791 00:55:03,859 --> 00:55:06,659 You might not know it's the right one. 792 00:55:07,942 --> 00:55:09,782 Or you might know... 793 00:55:09,984 --> 00:55:11,784 but not be loved back. 794 00:55:13,818 --> 00:55:16,018 And sometimes it's the perfect match. 795 00:55:16,235 --> 00:55:18,795 That's the most difficult. 796 00:55:19,027 --> 00:55:21,587 But when it happens, don't blow it. 797 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,620 Is it that one? 798 00:55:27,487 --> 00:55:29,767 It was, but I found out too late. 799 00:55:31,571 --> 00:55:32,891 Bullshit. 800 00:55:34,738 --> 00:55:36,778 If it is, then swallow your pride. 801 00:55:36,947 --> 00:55:40,027 Beg, grovel... accept. 802 00:55:40,947 --> 00:55:42,907 Believe me. 803 00:55:43,155 --> 00:55:46,195 You must show those you love how much you love them. 804 00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:50,488 I understood too late. 805 00:55:57,366 --> 00:55:59,646 Give me a kiss. 806 00:55:59,825 --> 00:56:01,985 Just a kiss. 807 00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:31,190 I cooked a roast and vegetables. 808 00:56:31,434 --> 00:56:34,394 Do you like that? Great. 809 00:56:34,643 --> 00:56:36,443 Will you be long? 810 00:56:37,352 --> 00:56:39,832 See you soon. I love you. 811 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:48,389 - I want juice. - You've had enough. 812 00:56:48,604 --> 00:56:51,204 - A little more. - I said no. 813 00:56:51,521 --> 00:56:53,201 Eat, Pablo. 814 00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:58,346 Eat the good food Daddy made. 815 00:56:58,563 --> 00:57:01,283 - Here, baby. - Can I try? 816 00:57:01,522 --> 00:57:02,722 Huh, Pablito? 817 00:57:02,856 --> 00:57:04,856 Do you have kids? No? 818 00:57:05,023 --> 00:57:07,063 So butt out! 819 00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:10,150 Yes, baby. 820 00:57:10,315 --> 00:57:11,795 Here, baby. 821 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:17,820 Smell that? It'll be delicious. 822 00:57:18,025 --> 00:57:19,265 It's always delicious. 823 00:57:33,694 --> 00:57:36,694 - That's my shirt. - Really? 824 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,440 - Where was it? - In a pile. 825 00:57:39,654 --> 00:57:41,054 That's my shirt. 826 00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:44,820 You steal my shirts too? 827 00:57:44,987 --> 00:57:46,827 You can have it back! 828 00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:48,710 Keep it. It's dirty. 829 00:57:57,698 --> 00:58:00,618 - What a looker. - You like it? 830 00:58:00,864 --> 00:58:02,584 Mommy's beautiful. 831 00:58:02,741 --> 00:58:04,461 One from the heart. 832 00:58:07,907 --> 00:58:12,147 Look, I got it for nothing. Beautiful, huh? 833 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,442 Off to bed, kids. 834 00:58:19,451 --> 00:58:21,131 Give Mommy a kiss. 835 00:58:24,202 --> 00:58:26,002 A little peck. 836 00:58:27,203 --> 00:58:30,963 You brushed your teeth? Go on, I'll be right along. 837 00:58:41,079 --> 00:58:42,519 Oh, you. 838 00:58:42,705 --> 00:58:45,345 I don't like your hair like that. 839 00:58:48,538 --> 00:58:50,898 Could I have some bread, please? 840 00:58:53,832 --> 00:58:56,952 Nice eating in front of a newspaper. 841 00:58:57,206 --> 00:58:58,566 You get the news. 842 00:58:58,707 --> 00:59:01,627 If I loafed all day, I could read the paper too. 843 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,880 Who's that aimed at? 844 00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:09,121 - I'll get the cheese. - Good for you. 845 00:59:15,627 --> 00:59:18,347 - Bastard! - Sure, I'm the bastard. 846 00:59:18,544 --> 00:59:22,344 She lives off me and screws my wife, but I'm the bastard. 847 00:59:22,627 --> 00:59:24,987 You know what really bothers you? 848 00:59:25,211 --> 00:59:26,691 You can't screw her! 849 00:59:26,878 --> 00:59:29,238 Please! I don't know how you can. 850 00:59:31,963 --> 00:59:34,643 Be an angel. Give me some cheese. 851 00:59:40,131 --> 00:59:43,291 - Sorry. - Some of that one too. 852 00:59:43,505 --> 00:59:45,545 Thanks. No butter? 853 00:59:46,919 --> 00:59:49,233 I'll rub your nose in the butter, sir! 854 00:59:49,332 --> 00:59:57,145 Hello? Yes, just a moment please. 855 00:59:57,472 --> 00:59:59,844 Hey, it's Ingrid. 856 01:00:00,706 --> 01:00:01,589 I'm not here. 857 01:00:01,627 --> 01:00:05,301 Bad luck, he just left! 858 01:00:06,096 --> 01:00:09,693 Yes, I'll tell him. Yes, of course I will! 859 01:00:09,843 --> 01:00:13,405 But he's very busy these days. That's right, talk to you later! 860 01:00:15,762 --> 01:00:17,943 That's the third time she's calling this week. 861 01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:19,623 And so does V�ro. 862 01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:21,546 Let them call. 863 01:00:23,764 --> 01:00:26,578 You've been hiding for a month now. 864 01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:28,363 You look like a zombie. 865 01:00:29,044 --> 01:00:31,354 Come on, let's go out. It'll do you good. 866 01:00:40,383 --> 01:00:41,673 She likes you. 867 01:00:41,727 --> 01:00:46,015 I always knew it. You can have her whenever you want! 868 01:00:46,196 --> 01:00:47,196 Nice sense of humor. 869 01:01:13,165 --> 01:01:16,165 Are you listening? He's feeling bad. 870 01:01:16,375 --> 01:01:20,015 He was crying in front of the TV last night. 871 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:22,650 Laurent? I don't believe it. 872 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,353 Go easy on him. 873 01:01:24,501 --> 01:01:27,221 After what he did? Are you kidding? 874 01:01:27,459 --> 01:01:30,419 I feel bad he's so flipped out. 875 01:01:30,668 --> 01:01:33,228 He screwed up, so he's paying. 876 01:01:35,878 --> 01:01:37,358 Ease up. 877 01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:42,020 Go see him. 878 01:01:42,628 --> 01:01:44,588 Do it for me. 879 01:01:45,212 --> 01:01:46,852 Do you want me to? 880 01:01:49,422 --> 01:01:50,862 Okay. 881 01:01:55,630 --> 01:01:58,270 At least put something on. 882 01:02:04,882 --> 01:02:06,762 Leave me alone. 883 01:02:06,965 --> 01:02:08,805 Go back upstairs. 884 01:02:20,217 --> 01:02:22,977 Stop it. You're being a pain. 885 01:02:27,135 --> 01:02:28,935 Tell me what to do. 886 01:02:30,970 --> 01:02:33,490 I can't take it anymore. 887 01:02:33,678 --> 01:02:35,718 I love you. 888 01:02:35,928 --> 01:02:37,728 I love you so. 889 01:02:38,971 --> 01:02:41,051 I'm nothing without you. 890 01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:42,702 Forgive me. 891 01:02:44,429 --> 01:02:46,709 Stop it now. 892 01:02:48,597 --> 01:02:50,597 You don't love me anymore? 893 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:55,660 It's over? 894 01:02:55,807 --> 01:02:57,487 Then say it. 895 01:02:57,682 --> 01:02:59,882 Look me in the eye and say it. 896 01:03:00,057 --> 01:03:02,017 I'll let you be. 897 01:03:02,141 --> 01:03:03,661 I'll leave. 898 01:03:05,142 --> 01:03:06,982 You'll never see me again. 899 01:03:10,101 --> 01:03:12,701 But I must know... I must know! 900 01:03:41,313 --> 01:03:43,593 Remember our first time? 901 01:03:44,981 --> 01:03:47,301 The bed was even smaller. 902 01:03:49,064 --> 01:03:51,424 You wore a red dress. 903 01:03:51,607 --> 01:03:56,007 And you were in such a hurry you caught your finger in the zipper. 904 01:04:11,235 --> 01:04:13,835 - Do you love me? - Y-Yes. 905 01:04:14,026 --> 01:04:16,906 - Say it. - Yes! 906 01:04:17,153 --> 01:04:19,473 - Say it. - Yes! Yes, I love you. 907 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:29,749 Sorry to disturb you lovebirds. 908 01:04:29,988 --> 01:04:32,988 - You have to get the kids. - Thanks. 909 01:04:33,155 --> 01:04:34,955 Oh, and I'm leaving. 910 01:04:35,155 --> 01:04:36,835 Good news at last. 911 01:04:36,988 --> 01:04:39,428 But why? 912 01:04:40,948 --> 01:04:42,588 What got into her? 913 01:04:42,739 --> 01:04:44,659 What now? 914 01:04:44,823 --> 01:04:47,423 Can't I sleep with my husband? 915 01:04:47,616 --> 01:04:50,696 Of course you can. And I can leave! 916 01:04:52,157 --> 01:04:55,317 For once I agree with you. Put that on. 917 01:04:56,825 --> 01:04:59,505 You asked me to be nice to him. 918 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:02,180 Being nice to guys means balling them? 919 01:05:02,409 --> 01:05:04,569 Guys! Marijo, it's not guys. 920 01:05:04,743 --> 01:05:06,343 It's my husband! 921 01:05:06,952 --> 01:05:09,192 Not easy to cope with, huh? 922 01:05:09,368 --> 01:05:13,848 Why don't you just drive off in that pretty little van of yours? 923 01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:17,961 Loli, ask your husband to put some underwear on. 924 01:05:18,203 --> 01:05:20,043 Let's not bicker over details. 925 01:05:20,204 --> 01:05:23,084 Oh, baby, afraid of Uncle Dick? 926 01:05:23,329 --> 01:05:25,089 No, it's just ugly. 927 01:05:25,204 --> 01:05:26,364 That's all. 928 01:05:26,788 --> 01:05:29,068 Yup, but this is my house. 929 01:05:29,289 --> 01:05:34,009 And in my house, I walk around naked... 930 01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:36,011 if I feel like it. 931 01:05:36,164 --> 01:05:38,764 Please, don't overdo it. And you? 932 01:05:38,999 --> 01:05:42,359 You're bailing out again? Yet you can't live without me? 933 01:05:42,624 --> 01:05:44,304 Take your glasses off. 934 01:05:44,499 --> 01:05:47,259 Look, I put up with your hubby... 935 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:49,500 but there are limits. 936 01:05:49,708 --> 01:05:51,708 So you choose, or I split! 937 01:05:51,834 --> 01:05:55,914 - Then split! The door's wide open! - I don't want to choose! 938 01:05:56,168 --> 01:05:59,128 I don't want to, and I can't. 939 01:05:59,376 --> 01:06:01,056 How can you ask me that? 940 01:06:02,252 --> 01:06:05,852 I've always hated dykes, and I always will. 941 01:06:06,127 --> 01:06:08,327 - Saggy balls. - You're gonna get it. 942 01:06:08,544 --> 01:06:09,904 Come on then. 943 01:06:11,712 --> 01:06:14,272 Are you nuts? Marijo, are you okay? 944 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,544 Wow, it feels good! 945 01:06:19,839 --> 01:06:22,079 It could work out fine... 946 01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:26,173 with a little good will. 947 01:06:26,381 --> 01:06:28,381 What do you mean, good will? 948 01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:31,590 Three days each. That's fair. 949 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,000 Two times three is six. A week has seven days. 950 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:37,098 On the seventh day we rest. 951 01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:39,857 - What do you mean, rest? - Each in his own bed. 952 01:06:40,049 --> 01:06:42,249 There are only two beds for three. 953 01:06:42,425 --> 01:06:44,705 That's the problem. 954 01:06:44,883 --> 01:06:46,283 What problem? 955 01:06:46,425 --> 01:06:49,385 I take the room, you the den, Marijo the van. 956 01:06:49,635 --> 01:06:52,595 Fine by me, but the neighbors will wonder... 957 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:56,403 why the cousin sleeps in the van once a week. 958 01:06:56,677 --> 01:07:00,997 Just be discreet. I know it's asking a lot. 959 01:07:01,303 --> 01:07:03,103 It makes you sick that I'm staying? 960 01:07:03,344 --> 01:07:06,064 Get used to it! 961 01:07:06,345 --> 01:07:10,145 You're so childish. Can't you be more mature? 962 01:07:10,429 --> 01:07:14,429 Easy for you to say, playing princess in your room. 963 01:07:14,722 --> 01:07:16,642 Stop showing off your ass! 964 01:07:16,847 --> 01:07:18,767 As if I'd never seen it! 965 01:07:54,018 --> 01:07:55,378 Coming. 966 01:08:14,189 --> 01:08:17,069 No, no, no! Today's Sunday. 967 01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:26,780 See you Thursday. 968 01:08:53,070 --> 01:08:54,910 See you tomorrow. 969 01:09:05,363 --> 01:09:06,883 Good night! 970 01:09:13,531 --> 01:09:15,451 Hello, Mrs. Lafaye. 971 01:09:18,449 --> 01:09:21,769 Hello, Loli. Wow, she's beautiful! 972 01:09:49,871 --> 01:09:51,791 I love you. 973 01:09:51,996 --> 01:09:53,916 If you love me, kick her out. 974 01:09:54,163 --> 01:09:57,403 Aren't we happier since she came? 975 01:09:57,664 --> 01:09:59,584 You're your wife's lover. 976 01:09:59,789 --> 01:10:01,629 Sure, I should thank her. 977 01:10:02,914 --> 01:10:04,754 Listen, I can't keep this up. 978 01:10:04,915 --> 01:10:07,155 Don't get started again. 979 01:10:07,373 --> 01:10:08,773 Let's go. 980 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,284 You're not dressed? Hurry up. 981 01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:16,938 You won't talk. You only speak with your ass. 982 01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:18,568 That's nice. 983 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,510 Get dressed and cut the bullshit. 984 01:10:21,751 --> 01:10:23,391 We've got to pick up the kids. 985 01:10:23,543 --> 01:10:24,943 She's not doing it? 986 01:10:25,209 --> 01:10:27,529 She's at the unemployment office. 987 01:10:27,751 --> 01:10:30,551 They should find her a job abroad. 988 01:10:30,794 --> 01:10:33,474 There must be dyke bars in Guyana. 989 01:10:33,711 --> 01:10:36,791 Jealous, jealous, jealous. 990 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,560 Mommy, I made a drawing. 991 01:10:50,755 --> 01:10:53,155 - For Daddy or Mommy? - For Mommy. 992 01:10:54,381 --> 01:10:56,221 Not for Daddy? Figures. 993 01:10:57,881 --> 01:10:59,281 Jealous. 994 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,472 What's this mess? 995 01:11:04,382 --> 01:11:07,142 A bargain. The kids'll love it. 996 01:11:07,382 --> 01:11:08,702 And the adults too! 997 01:11:08,882 --> 01:11:11,522 - Thanks so much. - Who's that? 998 01:11:11,717 --> 01:11:15,077 A long story. It's a crazy life. Hey, girls. 999 01:11:15,342 --> 01:11:18,582 I'm at the unemployment office, and guess what? 1000 01:11:18,843 --> 01:11:21,803 There's my old pal Dany! Can you believe it? 1001 01:11:22,052 --> 01:11:23,132 Hi! 1002 01:11:26,261 --> 01:11:28,741 - And Solange. - Hi. 1003 01:11:28,969 --> 01:11:31,049 I'm off to wash the kids. 1004 01:11:31,262 --> 01:11:33,102 Bye. 1005 01:11:34,179 --> 01:11:36,539 Come, Pablito. Bath time. 1006 01:11:37,804 --> 01:11:40,724 Well, uh, time to go. 1007 01:11:40,970 --> 01:11:44,010 Give me a buzz in Paris, huh, babe? 1008 01:11:45,181 --> 01:11:47,741 Here's my number. Call me. 1009 01:11:47,931 --> 01:11:50,611 No! Don't just leave like that. 1010 01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:52,406 Let's have a drink. 1011 01:11:53,723 --> 01:11:55,043 I'm not hungry. 1012 01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:57,543 Eat your meat, like your brother. 1013 01:11:57,724 --> 01:12:00,604 - How about a drink? - I'm too busy. 1014 01:12:00,808 --> 01:12:02,768 They're nice, huh? 1015 01:12:02,933 --> 01:12:06,733 Especially Dany. She played bass guitar in a band. 1016 01:12:07,059 --> 01:12:08,499 Purple Queen. 1017 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:12,239 - Come on. - I'm too busy! 1018 01:12:13,101 --> 01:12:15,661 - Something wrong, kitten? - Why would there be? 1019 01:12:15,894 --> 01:12:17,894 My little wife. 1020 01:12:18,727 --> 01:12:21,887 - What's cooking? - Rabbit. 1021 01:12:22,102 --> 01:12:24,102 It'll be good. 1022 01:12:29,062 --> 01:12:31,222 - I'll cream your ass! - I doubt it. 1023 01:12:31,396 --> 01:12:35,276 It'd be the first time a man touches your ass. 1024 01:12:35,563 --> 01:12:37,363 - Cut it out! - Weep, ladies! 1025 01:12:38,564 --> 01:12:41,164 Ain't over yet. Match point! 1026 01:12:42,939 --> 01:12:43,979 Coming, kitten! 1027 01:12:44,898 --> 01:12:46,498 Time out? 1028 01:12:49,565 --> 01:12:52,005 - What's up, kitten? - Dinner is ready. 1029 01:12:52,232 --> 01:12:53,552 They're not staying. 1030 01:12:53,732 --> 01:12:56,412 Ask Marijo. They're her pals. 1031 01:12:56,941 --> 01:12:58,941 Want to play, Loli? 1032 01:12:59,067 --> 01:13:01,707 I have a lot to do, and I'm on my own! 1033 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:04,020 Is there a problem? 1034 01:13:05,527 --> 01:13:06,887 Not at all. 1035 01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:09,790 Storm warning posted. 1036 01:13:10,902 --> 01:13:12,702 - Tell me something. - What? 1037 01:13:14,444 --> 01:13:16,604 - I'm wondering. - What? 1038 01:13:16,819 --> 01:13:19,099 Why are you so nice suddenly? 1039 01:13:20,404 --> 01:13:22,964 I'm lightening up. It happens. 1040 01:13:23,195 --> 01:13:25,915 Let's stop acting like old pricks. 1041 01:13:26,112 --> 01:13:27,792 Two against one, ladies? 1042 01:13:27,947 --> 01:13:29,947 Well, the husband's nice. 1043 01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:31,417 Julien, stop that! 1044 01:13:32,448 --> 01:13:36,212 Pablo is going to take a nice nap while mommy's being mad at my friends. 1045 01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:37,940 Even though they are really nice. 1046 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,779 Especially Dany, the bass player! 1047 01:13:41,097 --> 01:13:43,474 She's your ex, right? 1048 01:13:43,658 --> 01:13:45,858 You'd get along with them. 1049 01:13:46,032 --> 01:13:47,912 I don't like her! 1050 01:13:48,116 --> 01:13:51,316 Too bad. She's my friend and she's great. 1051 01:13:51,576 --> 01:13:53,696 I don't want them in my home! 1052 01:13:55,450 --> 01:13:57,370 - Shit! - Cheers. 1053 01:13:57,826 --> 01:13:59,906 - Marijo, you want some? - No, thanks. 1054 01:14:01,576 --> 01:14:03,496 Want to eat out, girls? 1055 01:14:03,702 --> 01:14:05,702 Yeah! I'm getting hungry. 1056 01:14:05,910 --> 01:14:08,190 - Good idea. - Great idea! 1057 01:14:08,370 --> 01:14:11,650 Oh, no! Have dinner with us. 1058 01:14:11,870 --> 01:14:13,350 Not enough food! 1059 01:14:13,495 --> 01:14:16,415 Then we'll dig up some pasta, okay? 1060 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,980 So he bought the bunker! 1061 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:20,563 Rita's married. 1062 01:14:20,704 --> 01:14:22,224 No way! 1063 01:14:22,413 --> 01:14:24,573 In Sweden, with Isabelle. 1064 01:14:24,789 --> 01:14:26,589 You had me scared! 1065 01:14:39,957 --> 01:14:41,477 No, thanks. 1066 01:14:41,624 --> 01:14:42,784 Now, listen, you! 1067 01:14:43,791 --> 01:14:45,071 They're al dente. 1068 01:14:47,624 --> 01:14:49,104 You two go way back? 1069 01:14:49,292 --> 01:14:50,612 Oh, yeah. 1070 01:14:50,792 --> 01:14:53,072 We were broke, but we had fun. 1071 01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:55,051 Those were the days. 1072 01:14:55,209 --> 01:14:59,289 - We're out of gas. - Then get off your fat ass! 1073 01:15:02,127 --> 01:15:04,647 I told you I put on weight. 1074 01:15:04,878 --> 01:15:06,398 Wait, I'll go. 1075 01:15:09,253 --> 01:15:12,053 Why not champagne? To celebrate! 1076 01:15:12,295 --> 01:15:15,735 I saw her eyeing you up! All gooey-eyed! 1077 01:15:15,963 --> 01:15:18,963 How'd you manage? She's ugly as shit! 1078 01:15:19,172 --> 01:15:21,292 And the other paratrooper! 1079 01:15:21,464 --> 01:15:23,424 Look who's jealous now. 1080 01:15:23,631 --> 01:15:25,591 Oh, yeah? How come? 1081 01:15:25,798 --> 01:15:28,678 You've been taking time off for your husband! 1082 01:15:28,924 --> 01:15:30,084 You can't fool me. 1083 01:15:30,257 --> 01:15:32,537 I'm allowed to go out. 1084 01:15:32,715 --> 01:15:34,595 And I to have friends! 1085 01:15:34,799 --> 01:15:37,119 I'm not putting up with dykes! 1086 01:15:37,550 --> 01:15:40,190 The recession put us in a slump. 1087 01:15:40,425 --> 01:15:41,905 Do you count too? 1088 01:15:42,134 --> 01:15:43,534 It's better now. 1089 01:15:43,759 --> 01:15:45,559 Bitch! 1090 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,560 I see good signs. 1091 01:15:47,718 --> 01:15:49,718 How about in your business? 1092 01:15:50,968 --> 01:15:53,608 There are ups and downs. 1093 01:15:53,803 --> 01:15:56,323 I'm into army surplus. 1094 01:15:56,511 --> 01:15:58,751 You are so selfish! 1095 01:15:58,969 --> 01:16:01,009 Gotta go. I'm up early. 1096 01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:03,540 I'm splitting too. 1097 01:16:03,762 --> 01:16:05,842 Don't go. Coffee's ready. 1098 01:16:06,013 --> 01:16:09,493 I'm up at the crack of dawn tomorrow. 1099 01:16:09,805 --> 01:16:12,245 - It's not late. - I wake up at 5:00 a.m. 1100 01:16:12,471 --> 01:16:15,311 I'm tired. I'm going to bed! 1101 01:16:16,722 --> 01:16:18,442 - Bye, ma'am. - Night. 1102 01:16:20,223 --> 01:16:21,983 Fuck off. 1103 01:16:23,431 --> 01:16:24,871 Bitch. 1104 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:26,535 There's pasta. 1105 01:16:29,474 --> 01:16:31,834 Stay, Dany. I'll drive you back. 1106 01:16:32,016 --> 01:16:35,616 No, I'd better go. It's getting tense. 1107 01:16:35,850 --> 01:16:38,170 Tense? What's tense? 1108 01:16:38,351 --> 01:16:41,231 You mean Loli? It is tense. 1109 01:16:41,476 --> 01:16:43,756 We haven't talked in years. 1110 01:16:43,977 --> 01:16:45,777 You've got to stay. 1111 01:16:45,977 --> 01:16:49,297 Well, I'm off. Thanks for the pasta. 1112 01:16:49,602 --> 01:16:51,042 Thank your wife. 1113 01:16:51,228 --> 01:16:53,908 Any problem with the purchase, just give a buzz. 1114 01:16:54,103 --> 01:16:55,503 Bye, now. 1115 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,685 My wife seems jealous, but... 1116 01:16:57,895 --> 01:17:00,775 Spaniards! It comes and it goes. 1117 01:17:02,396 --> 01:17:04,716 Okay. Well, we'll see. 1118 01:17:04,938 --> 01:17:06,378 Some cards? 1119 01:17:16,816 --> 01:17:18,936 - Your turn, Dany. - Wait a sec. 1120 01:17:21,815 --> 01:17:23,535 I'll pass. 1121 01:17:25,733 --> 01:17:27,813 You're a funny guy. 1122 01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:33,860 'Cause I live with my wife's mistress? 1123 01:17:36,068 --> 01:17:38,388 - I'll take it. - Okay. 1124 01:17:38,568 --> 01:17:40,648 It is pretty unusual. 1125 01:17:40,819 --> 01:17:45,659 I love Loli, and I'll win her back one day. 1126 01:17:47,821 --> 01:17:49,541 Wouldn't you, for love? 1127 01:17:49,695 --> 01:17:51,055 I don't think so. 1128 01:17:53,237 --> 01:17:54,997 I would. 1129 01:17:55,155 --> 01:17:57,795 If I had to, I would. 1130 01:17:57,988 --> 01:18:00,908 That's why I let you screw in secret. 1131 01:18:03,989 --> 01:18:05,789 The tension is rising. 1132 01:18:05,948 --> 01:18:09,188 It's cool. We're only talking. 1133 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,920 Amongst men. 1134 01:18:13,491 --> 01:18:17,451 Julien, no bicycling. Come and eat. 1135 01:18:17,699 --> 01:18:19,539 Come and eat, Julien. 1136 01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:26,402 Hi, kiddo. Hello. 1137 01:18:26,617 --> 01:18:28,497 I slept like a charm! 1138 01:18:28,702 --> 01:18:30,062 Where'd she sleep? 1139 01:18:30,202 --> 01:18:32,562 On the sofa. Marijo, in the office. 1140 01:18:32,785 --> 01:18:35,065 At least, I think. 1141 01:18:40,828 --> 01:18:44,148 I've got tickets for U2. Like to come? 1142 01:18:44,413 --> 01:18:47,333 Great. I'd love to see U2 with you too. 1143 01:18:53,205 --> 01:18:55,245 But I don't know. 1144 01:18:56,497 --> 01:18:58,377 Who's stopping you? 1145 01:18:59,497 --> 01:19:00,777 Nobody. 1146 01:19:03,915 --> 01:19:06,235 - Coffee, Loli? - No, I had mine. 1147 01:19:06,457 --> 01:19:09,657 I woke up at 8:00 with the kids. 1148 01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:15,145 I'll be going. Can I call a cab? 1149 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,093 - I'll drive you. - No. 1150 01:19:17,251 --> 01:19:20,851 Your train is at 5:00. You have plenty of time. 1151 01:19:21,084 --> 01:19:24,524 We could go for a walk. To the Ochres? 1152 01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:26,434 With the kids, huh, Loli? 1153 01:19:27,419 --> 01:19:29,659 - No, I'll drive her. - Why? 1154 01:19:29,877 --> 01:19:33,797 Do you mind going with me? Or does she mind? 1155 01:19:34,129 --> 01:19:36,289 No, not at all. 1156 01:19:39,337 --> 01:19:40,897 What's the Ochres? 1157 01:19:52,923 --> 01:19:54,763 Isn't it beautiful? 1158 01:19:55,923 --> 01:19:58,803 Here is my number in Paris. 1159 01:19:59,008 --> 01:20:01,248 Call me. 1160 01:20:01,424 --> 01:20:04,304 This time, let's not lose touch. 1161 01:20:04,591 --> 01:20:06,071 My rock and roll girl. 1162 01:20:06,217 --> 01:20:08,697 The colors are great at sunset. 1163 01:20:09,008 --> 01:20:12,008 It's an ochre quarry. 1164 01:20:12,175 --> 01:20:14,615 It's sculpted by nature. 1165 01:20:15,843 --> 01:20:17,843 We're leaving, Mommy? 1166 01:20:19,968 --> 01:20:21,448 Loli, wait! 1167 01:20:30,804 --> 01:20:33,084 Are you happy now? You won. 1168 01:20:33,304 --> 01:20:36,024 Oh, and you're not at fault here? 1169 01:20:36,220 --> 01:20:38,420 Piss me off and you're walking home! 1170 01:20:39,513 --> 01:20:42,273 Guess I'm taking a cab after all. 1171 01:21:05,143 --> 01:21:08,263 I'm fed up with the situation. 1172 01:21:12,602 --> 01:21:14,642 I'm hurting you. 1173 01:21:14,852 --> 01:21:17,572 I've lied to you both. 1174 01:21:17,769 --> 01:21:20,209 It's not that I don't love her. 1175 01:21:22,062 --> 01:21:25,662 But I want it to be just you and me. 1176 01:21:27,604 --> 01:21:29,204 It's my fault. 1177 01:21:29,354 --> 01:21:32,874 No, it's my fault. I screwed up first. 1178 01:21:34,855 --> 01:21:38,055 I just want to hold you in my arms. 1179 01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:42,559 Don't worry. There'll be no fights. 1180 01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:47,542 - Give me the phone. - I don't want to speak to her. 1181 01:22:07,610 --> 01:22:09,650 She won't see you anymore. 1182 01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:13,587 You'd better leave now. 1183 01:22:19,903 --> 01:22:22,023 I'd like to hear it from her. 1184 01:22:24,030 --> 01:22:25,870 Don't make it any harder on her. 1185 01:22:26,071 --> 01:22:27,591 It's over. 1186 01:22:29,697 --> 01:22:31,537 She said so? 1187 01:22:31,698 --> 01:22:33,698 Didn't you hear? 1188 01:22:33,864 --> 01:22:35,864 She won't even speak to you. 1189 01:22:36,031 --> 01:22:38,351 She wants to be with me and the kids. 1190 01:22:38,531 --> 01:22:41,051 Back to normal. 1191 01:22:41,282 --> 01:22:43,122 I'll let her tell me herself. 1192 01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:48,519 She'll never leave me, so why bust our balls? 1193 01:22:48,784 --> 01:22:50,624 You've done enough. 1194 01:22:52,075 --> 01:22:53,915 The game's not over. 1195 01:22:54,075 --> 01:22:55,915 There are three periods. 1196 01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:08,439 I thought it over. 1197 01:23:08,662 --> 01:23:10,062 I'll leave. 1198 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:12,960 Are you stoned... 1199 01:23:14,162 --> 01:23:15,802 or really leaving? 1200 01:23:17,329 --> 01:23:20,929 I'm a bit high, but I'm really leaving. 1201 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:25,070 - Happy? - It's hard to contain my joy. 1202 01:23:26,330 --> 01:23:28,010 But on one condition. 1203 01:23:28,207 --> 01:23:29,807 What? 1204 01:23:30,998 --> 01:23:34,718 Tonight, you give me a child. 1205 01:23:43,124 --> 01:23:45,684 I'm 40. I have no time to lose. 1206 01:23:46,584 --> 01:23:48,184 You're asking me? 1207 01:23:48,376 --> 01:23:50,856 I could do worse. 1208 01:23:51,042 --> 01:23:54,362 You're handsome. I know your background. 1209 01:23:54,627 --> 01:23:56,867 You won't nag me. 1210 01:23:57,502 --> 01:24:00,142 Why should I agree? 1211 01:24:02,128 --> 01:24:04,248 Loli's back tomorrow... 1212 01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:06,580 and we're bound to get back together. 1213 01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:09,560 I know it's beyond you... 1214 01:24:09,713 --> 01:24:13,153 but one phone call can't erase what's between us. 1215 01:24:18,297 --> 01:24:21,217 I'm not forcing you. That'd be hard. 1216 01:24:21,464 --> 01:24:23,784 It's up to you. 1217 01:24:25,340 --> 01:24:26,820 Either pass... 1218 01:24:27,007 --> 01:24:29,767 or assume you have the better hand. 1219 01:24:31,799 --> 01:24:33,639 It's like a game. 1220 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:39,680 - Could be fun. - Get out. 1221 01:25:06,430 --> 01:25:08,630 You'll be out of our lives. 1222 01:25:11,847 --> 01:25:13,847 We never see you again. 1223 01:25:15,182 --> 01:25:16,782 Ever. 1224 01:25:18,432 --> 01:25:20,272 Even if it doesn't work. 1225 01:25:21,432 --> 01:25:25,192 And I pray it won't, for the kid's sake. 1226 01:25:25,433 --> 01:25:27,433 I give you my word. 1227 01:25:30,517 --> 01:25:32,357 Want a toke? 1228 01:25:32,559 --> 01:25:35,079 To muster up some courage... 1229 01:25:35,351 --> 01:25:36,791 partner. 1230 01:25:51,645 --> 01:25:55,685 Let's go. The missionary position. 1231 01:25:55,937 --> 01:25:57,097 How fitting. 1232 01:25:57,229 --> 01:25:59,869 I have to get it up somehow. 1233 01:26:01,396 --> 01:26:04,276 Not an enticing prospect. 1234 01:26:24,899 --> 01:26:27,259 You have to touch me a little. 1235 01:26:29,318 --> 01:26:30,878 Yeah. 1236 01:26:31,067 --> 01:26:32,547 Purely mechanical. 1237 01:26:37,028 --> 01:26:39,068 That hurt! 1238 01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:40,317 Sorry. 1239 01:26:40,485 --> 01:26:42,525 I'm not used to this. 1240 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:48,120 I'm a virgin. 1241 01:26:49,528 --> 01:26:51,328 Funny, huh? 1242 01:26:52,072 --> 01:26:54,592 Am I your first virgin? 1243 01:26:54,822 --> 01:26:58,262 My second. I married the first. 1244 01:26:59,239 --> 01:27:00,999 Lucky bastard. 1245 01:27:01,198 --> 01:27:03,118 Here's what we'll do: 1246 01:27:03,282 --> 01:27:07,602 Close our eyes and both think real hard of Loli. 1247 01:27:11,033 --> 01:27:14,993 That way we might just manage. 1248 01:27:15,283 --> 01:27:17,083 Especially me. 1249 01:27:57,124 --> 01:27:58,644 She's gone. 1250 01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:22,551 We'll be happy. You'll see how happy we'll be. 1251 01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:47,452 Miss? I'd like a water and... 1252 01:28:47,860 --> 01:28:49,980 a club sandwich. 1253 01:28:51,110 --> 01:28:53,910 It's a small world. 1254 01:28:54,111 --> 01:28:55,871 Remember me? 1255 01:28:56,486 --> 01:28:58,006 Of course. 1256 01:29:02,993 --> 01:29:04,183 Any news of Marijo? 1257 01:29:04,425 --> 01:29:06,635 Oh yes, she's fine. It's due next month. 1258 01:29:07,701 --> 01:29:08,652 What's due? 1259 01:29:09,095 --> 01:29:10,052 Why, her baby! 1260 01:29:13,364 --> 01:29:15,562 Didn't you know? 1261 01:29:15,906 --> 01:29:17,746 Loli's back in two days. 1262 01:29:19,156 --> 01:29:21,396 To see her brother. Just a day. 1263 01:29:23,032 --> 01:29:26,792 How're the kids? Not too rough on you? 1264 01:29:29,116 --> 01:29:31,916 See you Thursday. Good-bye, Dad. 1265 01:29:32,168 --> 01:29:33,704 He's waiting for you. 1266 01:29:33,806 --> 01:29:34,107 Come in, miss. Don't be afraid. 1267 01:29:50,946 --> 01:29:52,790 Are you looking for an appartment? 1268 01:29:52,904 --> 01:29:56,978 We've met, you know. 1269 01:29:58,179 --> 01:30:01,201 Strange, I really don't recall. I should remember... 1270 01:30:01,701 --> 01:30:03,128 such a charming girl! 1271 01:30:05,187 --> 01:30:06,387 Don't I look familiar? 1272 01:30:07,779 --> 01:30:09,892 Well, I'd love to say you do... 1273 01:30:10,569 --> 01:30:11,436 What's your name? 1274 01:30:15,638 --> 01:30:17,862 A pretty name for such a pretty face! 1275 01:30:19,097 --> 01:30:23,056 How about a drink? There's a nice bar next door? 1276 01:30:28,410 --> 01:30:29,391 I'll be back soon. 1277 01:30:30,522 --> 01:30:33,171 Just long enough for a flirt, so you can score tonight? 1278 01:30:35,982 --> 01:30:36,661 Excuse me? 1279 01:30:37,616 --> 01:30:40,675 My name is Christelle Bartav�. I'm your daughter. 1280 01:30:44,309 --> 01:30:46,844 I wondered if what mom said about you is true. 1281 01:30:48,346 --> 01:30:50,241 Now I know. 1282 01:31:12,593 --> 01:31:14,417 Hi honey. How is everything? 1283 01:31:14,753 --> 01:31:17,058 You make a child behind my back! 1284 01:31:16,758 --> 01:31:19,638 What about me? What about me? 1285 01:31:19,842 --> 01:31:21,242 Stop screaming. 1286 01:31:21,425 --> 01:31:24,305 You lied to me. Once again you lied! 1287 01:31:24,509 --> 01:31:29,236 I'll get the next plane to Paris and meet you at the station. 1288 01:31:40,062 --> 01:31:43,300 See, Antoine... you always have to pay for bullshit. 1289 01:31:44,223 --> 01:31:45,728 I just got the check too. 1290 01:31:51,055 --> 01:31:52,775 She didn't rape you! 1291 01:31:52,931 --> 01:31:54,291 In a way, yes! 1292 01:31:54,431 --> 01:31:55,711 Don't bullshit me! 1293 01:31:55,847 --> 01:31:59,127 Why didn't you tell her to split, Ms. Courage? 1294 01:31:59,390 --> 01:32:02,790 Cut it out. I didn't ask you to sleep with her. 1295 01:32:03,098 --> 01:32:06,378 Why stir shit up now? It's over. 1296 01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:08,520 I want to clear it up. 1297 01:32:08,684 --> 01:32:10,724 Listen to your bullshit! 1298 01:32:10,933 --> 01:32:12,813 I say bullshit? You do it! 1299 01:32:12,975 --> 01:32:14,055 Bastard! 1300 01:32:14,225 --> 01:32:16,585 - Where is she? - In the 15th district. 1301 01:32:16,767 --> 01:32:20,167 Look at the line of jerks waiting for a cab! 1302 01:32:20,435 --> 01:32:22,795 I'm not going. 1303 01:32:22,976 --> 01:32:24,656 Oh, yes, you are! 1304 01:32:24,811 --> 01:32:27,091 Let go. You're a real pain. 1305 01:32:27,270 --> 01:32:28,990 Hey, my cab! 1306 01:32:29,144 --> 01:32:31,664 What the hell! 1307 01:32:31,895 --> 01:32:34,175 Fuck off, asshole! Take the cab! 1308 01:32:37,104 --> 01:32:39,824 - Please. - It's private, sir. 1309 01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,620 You let my wife in. 1310 01:32:41,771 --> 01:32:45,571 I choose who I let in. Move out of the way. 1311 01:32:45,814 --> 01:32:47,054 Peeping Tom! 1312 01:32:47,189 --> 01:32:50,189 I didn't fly 500 miles to be kicked out. 1313 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:53,640 Don't you get it, dude? No men! 1314 01:33:32,654 --> 01:33:35,254 How was it with Laurent? 1315 01:33:36,113 --> 01:33:37,433 Painful. 1316 01:33:40,447 --> 01:33:42,607 I'm glad to see you. 1317 01:33:52,157 --> 01:33:56,597 Some asshole says he knows you. What is it about? 1318 01:33:56,908 --> 01:33:58,228 Coming! 1319 01:33:59,575 --> 01:34:02,815 - Who's the broad? - Fabienne. Who's the jerk? 1320 01:34:03,075 --> 01:34:04,875 Excuse me, miss. 1321 01:34:07,410 --> 01:34:08,730 Sorry. 1322 01:34:15,660 --> 01:34:17,860 Excuse me, miss, I only... 1323 01:34:18,079 --> 01:34:20,839 Hey, wrong club. 1324 01:34:26,830 --> 01:34:29,430 - You're back with her. - Not at all. 1325 01:34:29,621 --> 01:34:32,261 - You can tell me. - No way! 1326 01:34:32,454 --> 01:34:35,174 But I need to eat, to eat for two. 1327 01:34:35,373 --> 01:34:36,733 Hey. 1328 01:34:38,415 --> 01:34:40,815 I'm sorry. Loli made me come. 1329 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:44,440 I made you come! She made you sire a child! 1330 01:34:44,665 --> 01:34:46,185 It's never your fault. 1331 01:34:46,373 --> 01:34:48,533 I never thought it'd work. 1332 01:34:48,791 --> 01:34:52,351 Cut it out! I'm fine. No problem. 1333 01:34:52,625 --> 01:34:54,545 How are you going to raise the baby? 1334 01:34:54,750 --> 01:34:57,030 In the club? What a life! 1335 01:34:57,208 --> 01:34:59,048 Loli, that's my problem. 1336 01:34:59,293 --> 01:35:01,133 No, it's ours! 1337 01:35:01,293 --> 01:35:03,213 I'm behind this baby too! 1338 01:35:03,376 --> 01:35:05,936 She can't stay. She's coming home. 1339 01:35:06,127 --> 01:35:08,687 - What? - She's better off with us. 1340 01:35:08,919 --> 01:35:12,519 No way! She wanted the kid. It's none of my concern. 1341 01:35:12,794 --> 01:35:15,034 Who asked you? You've done enough! 1342 01:35:15,254 --> 01:35:18,174 A child needs a mother and a father! 1343 01:35:18,421 --> 01:35:21,061 Wait. Have I got a say in this? 1344 01:35:21,296 --> 01:35:24,656 - What? - I don't want a thing from you! 1345 01:35:25,964 --> 01:35:28,484 What are you doing? What about the music? 1346 01:35:28,714 --> 01:35:30,874 What have you been up to? 1347 01:35:31,089 --> 01:35:33,449 Just hanging out with friends. 1348 01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:38,000 - That's the sperm bank? - What's her problem? 1349 01:35:38,257 --> 01:35:41,937 And that's the love of your life? Great couple. 1350 01:35:42,174 --> 01:35:44,654 Is that what's going to raise our child? 1351 01:35:44,882 --> 01:35:46,322 Over my dead body! 1352 01:35:46,466 --> 01:35:49,946 Who took care of her when you dumped her? 1353 01:35:50,217 --> 01:35:51,337 Little bitch! 1354 01:35:51,467 --> 01:35:53,587 - Stop it! - I'll get upset! 1355 01:35:53,801 --> 01:35:56,281 - I'll get upset! - Back off, Loli! 1356 01:35:56,386 --> 01:35:59,256 No dick has ever entered here in over 5 years... 1357 01:35:59,412 --> 01:36:02,089 so piss off, you and your bitch! 1358 01:36:02,399 --> 01:36:04,975 The bitch is gonna punch your lights out! 1359 01:36:05,365 --> 01:36:07,525 Come on, little tart! Come on! 1360 01:36:07,699 --> 01:36:09,499 - Loli, stop! - You hear me! 1361 01:36:09,657 --> 01:36:10,697 Get her out! 1362 01:36:12,451 --> 01:36:13,571 Hold my ring. 1363 01:36:15,534 --> 01:36:16,574 In the nose. 1364 01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:18,180 My ring. 1365 01:36:19,743 --> 01:36:22,663 She broke my nose! I'm gonna kill her! 1366 01:36:22,868 --> 01:36:26,988 I never want to see you again, Marijo! Just move out! 1367 01:36:27,285 --> 01:36:31,245 And don't come back! I'll toss your shit out! 1368 01:36:31,494 --> 01:36:34,214 Right out the window! 1369 01:36:34,494 --> 01:36:38,334 What are you staring at? There's nothing to see. 1370 01:36:38,870 --> 01:36:40,830 The bleeding's stopped. 1371 01:36:40,996 --> 01:36:42,916 Feel better? 1372 01:36:43,413 --> 01:36:45,533 - Come on. - What's with you? 1373 01:36:45,705 --> 01:36:48,105 We're going home. 1374 01:36:48,330 --> 01:36:51,610 We can't leave Marijo like this! 1375 01:36:51,830 --> 01:36:53,790 - Asshole! - Where'll she go? 1376 01:36:53,998 --> 01:36:56,878 - Who cares? - Don't you care about your baby? 1377 01:36:57,124 --> 01:36:58,404 No! Come on. 1378 01:36:58,540 --> 01:36:59,820 Let go! 1379 01:37:02,708 --> 01:37:04,228 What's wrong? 1380 01:37:04,375 --> 01:37:06,615 It hurts! 1381 01:37:06,833 --> 01:37:09,473 - Take it easy. - Now what? 1382 01:37:09,667 --> 01:37:13,787 She's going to give birth on the street! Help me! 1383 01:37:14,084 --> 01:37:16,044 Come! Quick! 1384 01:37:16,293 --> 01:37:18,653 Take it easy. Relax. 1385 01:37:18,877 --> 01:37:21,077 - What'll we do? - See the bench? 1386 01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:23,972 Come on. Grab her shoulders. 1387 01:37:24,169 --> 01:37:27,009 Get her bag. The shoulders. Hurry! 1388 01:37:27,211 --> 01:37:29,091 Okay. Coming! 1389 01:37:29,295 --> 01:37:31,735 Grab her legs. 1390 01:37:31,962 --> 01:37:33,762 - A bloody whale! - Sorry. 1391 01:37:33,963 --> 01:37:36,403 It's your child she's carrying! 1392 01:37:36,629 --> 01:37:38,429 Don't fight over me. 1393 01:37:45,422 --> 01:37:47,262 There. It's okay. 1394 01:37:48,673 --> 01:37:51,353 Go get an ambulance. 1395 01:37:54,132 --> 01:37:55,252 Where? Where? 1396 01:37:55,382 --> 01:37:57,862 Where? I'm gonna sock you one! 1397 01:38:00,050 --> 01:38:02,570 Take care of her. I'll find one. 1398 01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:05,360 - Don't go! - I'll be back. 1399 01:38:10,176 --> 01:38:11,976 What's wrong? 1400 01:38:12,176 --> 01:38:14,216 My water is breaking. 1401 01:38:14,428 --> 01:38:17,548 - That's normal. - I'm scared. 1402 01:38:17,802 --> 01:38:20,722 - It happens to all women. - I'm scared! 1403 01:38:21,011 --> 01:38:23,651 I don't want to lose my baby! 1404 01:38:23,845 --> 01:38:24,845 I'm here! 1405 01:38:25,012 --> 01:38:27,292 I want it to live! 1406 01:38:27,512 --> 01:38:29,672 To live, Laurent. 1407 01:38:29,847 --> 01:38:32,047 Some are even born at six months. 1408 01:38:37,889 --> 01:38:39,409 I'm here. 1409 01:39:03,227 --> 01:39:05,067 See you later. 1410 01:39:20,479 --> 01:39:21,959 Bye, Manuela. 1411 01:39:23,188 --> 01:39:24,948 My little angel. 1412 01:39:37,357 --> 01:39:39,197 Can I have her? 1413 01:39:44,108 --> 01:39:46,348 Look, it's Daddy. 1414 01:39:46,525 --> 01:39:49,525 - Bye, Daddy. - Bye, Manuela. 1415 01:39:49,775 --> 01:39:51,855 Don't forget the diapers. 1416 01:39:52,026 --> 01:39:53,866 Ten pounders, pink. 1417 01:39:56,692 --> 01:39:59,212 - She's hungry. - I'll feed her. 1418 01:40:01,527 --> 01:40:04,687 Look, Daddy's leaving. 1419 01:40:04,902 --> 01:40:06,742 Say bye to Daddy. 1420 01:40:08,070 --> 01:40:09,790 Bye, Daddy. 1421 01:40:10,154 --> 01:40:11,594 May I help you, sir? 1422 01:40:11,778 --> 01:40:15,138 I'm Mr. Lafaye from the real estate agency. 1423 01:40:15,363 --> 01:40:16,883 Come in. 1424 01:40:19,779 --> 01:40:21,259 Follow me. 1425 01:40:24,531 --> 01:40:26,571 I'll tell him you're here. 1426 01:40:35,492 --> 01:40:37,249 It's the real estate agent. 1427 01:40:44,158 --> 01:40:46,518 I'm here. 1428 01:40:46,742 --> 01:40:48,422 Hello. 1429 01:40:52,410 --> 01:40:54,130 I called yesterday. 1430 01:40:56,078 --> 01:40:59,478 Sorry to meet you so early. My plane leaves at 10:00. 1431 01:41:18,226 --> 01:41:19,466 Found a buyer? 1432 01:41:19,601 --> 01:41:22,401 Yes. Me. If we strike a deal. 1433 01:41:22,902 --> 01:41:23,594 Why not? 1434 01:41:27,706 --> 01:41:29,106 I'll give you a tour. 1435 01:41:33,999 --> 01:41:36,959 You're standing on my robe. 1436 01:41:38,667 --> 01:41:40,467 I'm so sorry. 1437 01:41:43,709 --> 01:41:45,229 Thanks. 1438 01:41:49,043 --> 01:41:50,963 Want something to drink? 1439 01:42:03,567 --> 01:42:05,687 It breaks my heart to leave. 1440 01:42:07,567 --> 01:42:09,567 So many memories. 1441 01:42:12,568 --> 01:42:14,808 If we agree, you'll stay. 1442 01:42:17,152 --> 01:42:19,432 I mean for a visit. No... 1443 01:42:21,861 --> 01:42:23,661 You'll always be welcome. 1444 01:42:24,904 --> 01:42:26,184 Beware. 1445 01:42:28,571 --> 01:42:30,491 I just might. 1446 01:42:49,094 --> 01:42:51,334 Are you... Spanish? 1447 01:42:51,554 --> 01:42:53,394 Yes. You know Spain? 1448 01:42:53,596 --> 01:42:56,356 - My wife's from Barcelona. - So am I. 1449 01:42:57,513 --> 01:42:58,513 That's funny. 1450 01:43:00,180 --> 01:43:02,020 Were you a good girl? 1451 01:43:02,180 --> 01:43:05,100 Yes, she was a very good girl. 1452 01:43:05,348 --> 01:43:07,308 Did you have your bottle? 1453 01:43:11,738 --> 01:43:12,433 What's your name? 1454 01:43:15,515 --> 01:43:17,317 I'm Diego. 1455 01:43:18,195 --> 01:43:18,990 To you, Laurent. 1456 01:43:22,103 --> 01:43:22,994 You understand? 1457 01:43:23,032 --> 01:43:24,649 Cheers? 1458 01:43:25,146 --> 01:43:26,462 Almost. 1459 01:43:35,297 --> 01:43:36,440 I understand. 1460 01:43:36,488 --> 01:43:39,884 I'll be back on Saturday. Will you be here? 1461 01:43:43,645 --> 01:43:44,710 I will. 1462 01:43:46,064 --> 01:43:49,744 Salut i for�a al canut! 1463 01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:51,512 A lot of "for�a" ! 97249