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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,470 I'm feeling so high. 2 00:00:38,050 --> 00:00:44,770 Now I'm floating in the sky. And that's why I'm feeling on top 3 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:45,850 of the world. 4 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:53,950 And who would ever believe the feeling that's 5 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:59,930 inside of me? And that's why I'm feeling on top of the world. 6 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,080 Look, I kicked your ass. 7 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:01,380 Once again. 8 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:05,240 So you got a little lucky. How was I supposed to know that fat lady had nine 9 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,780 grubby kids out in the car, all of whom needed shoes today? 10 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:13,700 Hey, look, it has nothing to do with it. The fact is, I'm a great salesman. 11 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:15,180 You're not. 12 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:17,000 I can sell sand at the beach. 13 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:21,260 Sand at the beach. Why don't you go over to Lake Michigan and bury yourself in 14 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:22,260 some? 15 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,140 That's funny, Al. 16 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:27,990 Hey, you remember that gorgeous model that came in and bought those dozen pair 17 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:28,990 of thigh highs from me? 18 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:31,950 That stuck -up whore who thought I was retarded? 19 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:33,810 That's the one. 20 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,490 I'm having a dinner date with her tonight. 21 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:37,549 Oh, yeah? 22 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:41,290 Well, I've got a date with a beautiful redhead. And she's got a meal fit for a 23 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:42,310 king ready for me. 24 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:05,330 supper, Peg. 25 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:06,450 I'm so hungry. 26 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:09,910 I haven't had anything to eat for two days except for a mustard packet. 27 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:11,970 I didn't have time to cook. 28 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:14,830 But there's a piece of pizza from last week in the fridge. 29 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:16,650 Just cut around the mold. 30 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,210 You're too good for me. 31 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:24,190 Oh, Al. 32 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:27,350 I don't understand why we can't go out for a nice romantic dinner. 33 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,310 Romantic dinner? Peg, are you serious? 34 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:32,410 Romantic dinners cost money. 35 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:34,840 It's only money, Al. 36 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,580 Only money? Have you lost your mind? 37 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,000 Yeah, I suppose you're right. 38 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,240 After all, I did marry a shoe salesman. 39 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,800 Well, excuse me for not becoming a brain surgeon. 40 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:51,080 I don't think flunking your GED would qualify for you to become a brain 41 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:54,600 Al. Listen, Peg, I've had it with you. I'm going to the bar. 42 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,520 Oh, not tonight, you're not. 43 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,280 And why not? 44 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:04,810 Because tonight's night, you promised to have that talk with Kelly about the 45 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:05,810 birds and the bees. 46 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:07,970 Are you kidding me? 47 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:13,290 Remember the other night when I cuddled with you and you screamed and begged for 48 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,290 me to stop? 49 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:15,950 How could I forget? 50 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:21,190 You promised if I stopped, you'd do anything I asked, as long as it didn't 51 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:22,370 anything to do with sex. 52 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:27,290 And that's when I promised to give the birds and the bees lecture to Kelly? 53 00:04:27,590 --> 00:04:28,590 You got it. 54 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,250 Kelly, come down here. 55 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:31,970 Your father wants to speak to you. 56 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:43,570 Yeah, what's up? I have to get ready for my date with Rocky. 57 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:47,150 Rocky? What kind of a name is that? 58 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:49,310 I think Rocky's a cute name. 59 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,870 Kelly, just how did your princely date get the name Rocky? 60 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:58,470 I think he got it when he bashed some guy's head in with a rock. 61 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:00,690 Isn't that special? 62 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,970 Our daughter's got a date with a caveman. 63 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:07,950 Actually, Dad, I heard he got his nickname when he crashed his motorcycle 64 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:09,570 got gravel stuck in his testicles. 65 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:14,210 Aw, jeez, bud. Did you have to bring up testicles right before your mother 66 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,210 serves dinner? 67 00:05:16,010 --> 00:05:17,010 Kelly, come here. 68 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,810 Before you leave, your father has something to say to you. 69 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:27,270 Go ahead, Al. 70 00:05:28,510 --> 00:05:29,510 Hey, Kelly. 71 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,020 Before you go on your date with Rocky, you have to learn about sex. 72 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:38,180 In the beginning, there were the birds and the bees. 73 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,800 Oh, I know this entire story already. 74 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:47,660 In biology class, they taught us never to let a guy come inside of us. Big, did 75 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,300 you hear what just came out of your daughter's mouth? 76 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:54,320 I did, and I have to say, I'm a bit shocked. I thought girls learned that 77 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,320 of stuff in gym class. 78 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,880 You're missing the point. 79 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:58,900 Well, would you look at that. 80 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:02,810 The man with the disappearing paycheck and shrinking penis has a point. 81 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:08,590 Why does that sweet, virgin -like daughter know about orgasms and other 82 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:09,590 disgusting things? 83 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:15,190 Oh, Al, the only disgusting thing about orgasms is I don't have them anymore, 84 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:17,030 and you have yours in the garage. 85 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:19,270 Ew! 86 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:23,090 It's okay, Dad. 87 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:25,210 I already know about sex. 88 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,650 I spied on Bud one night. 89 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:31,680 In a paper towel. 90 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,400 Mom! 91 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,040 Bounty, the quicker picker -upper. 92 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,560 Oh, hi, Marcy. 93 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:46,660 Peg, I don't see the pizza. 94 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:48,260 Do we have any leftovers? 95 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,360 I fed them to the dog. 96 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,960 What's new, Marcy? 97 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:55,700 I had to get out of that house. That man is driving me crazy. 98 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,040 What man would that be? 99 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:01,650 You're talking about Steve. 100 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:03,130 You call that a man? 101 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:07,230 Just because he doesn't walk around the house all day farting and drinking beer 102 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:08,690 doesn't mean he's not a man. 103 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:13,470 Wow. I've never been around a man who doesn't fart all day long. 104 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:15,110 That must be heaven. 105 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:17,150 Oh, you should try it someday. 106 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:20,510 I mean, when you and Al split up. 107 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:25,070 I remember when Al and I were newlyweds, just like you and Steve. 108 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,550 Life was grand. 109 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:33,380 Grand? I've never held a fart in for so long. I thought my ass was going to 110 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:36,280 explode. Oh, that's real sweet, Al. 111 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I don't know. 112 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,880 Sometimes when I'm with Steve, he makes me really angry, and I want that 113 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:42,880 divorce. 114 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:47,760 But coming over here and seeing Al makes me realize I could have done a lot 115 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,760 worse. 116 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:50,480 Glad we could help, Marcy. 117 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:56,640 You know, maybe I should go home, pour a bubble bath, light some candles. 118 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,880 Take a romantic bath with him. 119 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,560 I thought you said you loved him. 120 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,620 Al, that's what young people do. They get romantic. 121 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,000 That's right, Al. You should try it before you die. 122 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,320 What's the point? 123 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,000 Well, maybe you could rekindle some of the magic in your relationship. 124 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:19,520 No way. The only magic in our relationship is when Al cooks some Jiffy 125 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,520 popcorn. 126 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:34,230 What are you doing? 127 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:36,549 I'm not done with my birds and the bees story. 128 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,320 caught tonight. 129 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:47,130 Okay, Marcy. See you at the party tomorrow night. 130 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:48,490 Bye. 131 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,830 Did I ever tell you how much I hate Steve and Marcy? 132 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,510 Okay, Al. What's bothering you? 133 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,370 Besides not having any dinner? 134 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:02,350 It's that new salesman at the store, Bart. 135 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,350 He's really pissing me off. 136 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,430 Why? What's he doing? 137 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:09,210 Well, first of all, he thinks he's God's gift to women. 138 00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,770 And he keeps stealing my customers. 139 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,520 And he keeps insulting me and putting me down. 140 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,380 You shouldn't be doing that. That's my job. 141 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,880 Well, I'm glad you find this amusing. 142 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:25,780 But before I die of starvation, I'd like to know that my unemployed wife and my 143 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:29,120 underachieving kids still care about dear old dad. 144 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,040 Oh, Al, your kids still care about you. 145 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,560 Especially on Fridays when you get paid. 146 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,240 Gotta figure out a way to get even with this guy. 147 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,500 I don't know, Al. 148 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:45,570 when you tried to get even with that priest who stole your parking space? 149 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:50,230 Hey, if I knew the father was gay, I never would have told him to go get 150 00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:55,510 I felt so sorry for those poor Cub Scouts after he bled from your uniform. 151 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:59,450 They were so traumatized they never even made it to the Boy Scouts. 152 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,530 No, but that priest did turn them all into wee blows. 153 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,990 Oh, Al, just try to put Bart out of your mind. 154 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:09,910 I'm telling you, Peg. 155 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,900 If he messes with me one more time, he's going to feel the wrath of Al Bundy. 156 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,740 Oh, Al, you better stop. You're going to work yourself into a frenzy. 157 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,600 pairs of shoes, Mr. Gordon. 158 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:48,040 What? You want to ask me out on a date? 159 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,400 Have public sex with me? 160 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,980 We'll see you tonight. 161 00:19:55,500 --> 00:20:00,580 Face it, Bundy. You suck. I'm great. 162 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,340 I don't suck. 163 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,180 I'm just in a slump. 164 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,960 Better than you in every possible way. 165 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,700 No, you're not. 166 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,160 I'm not a disgrace. 167 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,620 I'm not a disgrace. 168 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,720 I'm not a disgrace. 169 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,540 I'm not a disgrace. 170 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,300 I'm not a disgrace. 171 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,740 Did you dream about something quiet? 172 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,780 Oh, Peg, it was terrible. 173 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,500 He was in my dream. 174 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,300 Who was in your dream? 175 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,500 That douchebag from the shoe store. 176 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:52,880 You woke me up for that? 177 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,500 Peg, it was terrible. 178 00:20:57,060 --> 00:21:00,860 Well, next time, Al, could you please dream about Sylvester Stallone or Wayne 179 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,860 Mann? 180 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,240 I'm going downstairs to get a glass of milk. 181 00:22:04,270 --> 00:22:05,270 hell is this? 182 00:22:05,570 --> 00:22:06,570 Oh, hi, Daddy. 183 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:07,910 This is Rocky. 184 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:10,430 The guy with the rocks in his testicles? 185 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,130 Daddy. 186 00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:17,130 Pumpkin, it's 3 a .m., and if Rocky isn't out of here in 10 seconds, I'm 187 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:20,590 to use my needle -nose pliers and pull each piece of gravel out of his balls. 188 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,720 How many times do I have to tell you not to bring stray bikers back to the 189 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,760 house? I'm sorry, Daddy. 190 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,800 It won't happen again. 191 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:40,660 Tonight. 192 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:46,940 Well, that's better. 193 00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:50,220 Now, tomorrow night, I'll be at the bar drowning my sorrows. 194 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,860 Don't be surprised if you see a strange man in the house. 195 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,380 A strange man? 196 00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:58,420 Your mother's throwing a pre -divorce party for Marcy. 197 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:02,830 She's got a male stripper coming by to show her what a real man looks like. 198 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,810 You're not to touch him or let him touch you. Do you understand? 199 00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:08,270 I promise. 200 00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:09,610 Strippers are gross. 201 00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:13,450 I'll probably just sit in the corner and look at the pictures in a book. 202 00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:19,149 Wow, 203 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:27,030 is 204 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,190 he gorgeous or what? 205 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,640 Don't let him come on the furniture. 206 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,020 Ow, it'd kill me. 207 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,120 Oh, he can come anywhere he wants. 208 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,880 Well, if he does, just use a sweater to wipe it out. 209 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:27,730 What do you think is going on over there, Al? 210 00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:35,530 Well, 211 00:24:36,050 --> 00:24:37,050 they're not reading the Bible. 212 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,410 Ah, Steve, you got nothing to worry about. 213 00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:48,130 A marsh you'll see right through that stripper's big muscles and extremely 214 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:51,030 penis and come running right back to your skinny little arms. 215 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:52,530 You really think so, Al? 216 00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:55,630 No, not in a million years. 217 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,120 Ha ha. 218 00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:05,930 Taking him upstairs for a private dance. 219 00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:10,170 We'll use Al's side then. 220 00:27:19,879 --> 00:27:20,879 Sucked. 221 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,340 Shoot it all over yourself. 222 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,180 Filthy. 223 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,080 Oh. 224 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,700 Suck cock, Marcy. 225 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,480 Suck cock. 226 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,060 Filthy. 227 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,920 Yeah. 228 00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:55,830 Yeah. 229 00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:13,890 Get on it. 230 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:20,570 Oh, God. Oh, yeah. 231 00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:26,930 Oh, badass. 232 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,440 That pussy makes you want to cum, doesn't it? Yeah, I'm going to cum on 233 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,440 fucking face. 234 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,320 Yeah? I look fucking dirty. 235 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,680 hangover should go away. 236 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,280 Oh, good morning, Al. 237 00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:44,880 So how was the party last night? 238 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,920 Uh, it was really boring. 239 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:51,400 Yeah, Daddy. We didn't do much. We just sat around and waited for the stripper 240 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,400 to come. 241 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,780 Well, did he come? 242 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,040 Oh, he came on. 243 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:03,520 Mom, I think Buck threw up in my sweater. 244 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,040 It's all gooey. 245 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,690 told you not to feed the dog people food. 246 00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:11,190 But let me see that sweater. 247 00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:18,750 Fat doggy, Buck. 248 00:42:20,150 --> 00:42:23,410 Maybe Marcy will realize the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the 249 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:24,410 fence now. 250 00:42:24,990 --> 00:42:27,010 Listen, Peg, the car's out of gas. 251 00:42:27,810 --> 00:42:30,530 Have you seen the $40 in emergency money we keep? 252 00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:33,010 No, Al. I haven't seen it. 253 00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:35,470 How am I supposed to get to work today? 254 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,960 I had to take five buses and the L to get here this morning. 255 00:43:02,340 --> 00:43:03,740 So you haven't heard the news. 256 00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:05,900 And what news would that be? 257 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:10,060 Regional offices put you on probation for declining sales. 258 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,880 They wouldn't be declining if you didn't take all my good customers. 259 00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:15,540 Hey, whoa. 260 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,840 Don't blame me for having goals, Bundy. 261 00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:22,360 Listen, Bart, I don't want to lose my job. 262 00:43:22,970 --> 00:43:25,090 I have a miserable family to support. 263 00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:27,790 Maybe you could help me get some of my sales back. 264 00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:29,430 Hmm. 265 00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:32,850 It takes a big man to admit that they're a failure. 266 00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:36,190 Bundy, today is your lucky day. 267 00:43:36,550 --> 00:43:40,910 Not only am I going to help you save your job, I'm also going to give you two 268 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:47,830 free VIP passes to the Chrome Hair Spa on Division Street just so you 269 00:43:47,830 --> 00:43:50,190 can learn to enjoy the finer things in life. 270 00:43:51,090 --> 00:43:53,770 What the hell? Do I need to... Spa for? 271 00:43:55,370 --> 00:43:57,270 This is no ordinary beauty spa. 272 00:43:57,890 --> 00:43:59,870 Guard those free passes for your life. 273 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:04,850 Gee, Spart. 274 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:07,590 Thanks. Um, listen. 275 00:44:08,530 --> 00:44:12,590 I'm meeting that little Asian cutie that came in and bought a dozen pair of 276 00:44:12,590 --> 00:44:13,590 thigh highs. 277 00:44:13,870 --> 00:44:15,190 Can you cover for me today? 278 00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:16,650 All day? 279 00:44:18,050 --> 00:44:19,050 Yeah, I guess. 280 00:44:32,490 --> 00:44:33,490 Hi, Dad. 281 00:44:33,510 --> 00:44:34,510 Jesus, son. 282 00:44:35,010 --> 00:44:36,470 Don't sneak up on me like that. 283 00:44:37,390 --> 00:44:38,390 What you doing? 284 00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:43,350 Well, I'm trying to hide these two VIP beauty spot passes from your mom. 285 00:44:44,270 --> 00:44:46,690 Well, I can hide them if you want. 286 00:44:46,990 --> 00:44:48,290 I'll put them in my little safe. 287 00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:51,050 You mean the little piggy with the furry ears? 288 00:44:52,550 --> 00:44:53,550 Yeah, Dad. 289 00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:55,330 What you gonna do with them? 290 00:44:56,090 --> 00:45:00,170 Well, I'm gonna give one to your mom so on her birthday she can get pampered and 291 00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:01,170 get her hair done. 292 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,780 And get out of the house so I can watch the game. 293 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:09,200 Well, what are you going to do with the other one? 294 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:10,740 Give it to Kelly? 295 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:12,580 No, son. 296 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:13,840 I'm going to use it. 297 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,840 Sorry, Dad. 298 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,420 I deserve this more than you. 299 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,000 Hi, welcome to Chrome. 300 00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:30,780 Okay, come with me. 301 00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:47,360 Wow. You're really beautiful. 302 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,080 Thanks. I really think so. 303 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,620 Yeah. In fact, all of you are beautiful. 304 00:46:14,090 --> 00:46:15,090 Real or fantasy? 305 00:46:15,730 --> 00:46:17,430 Whatever you want it to be, baby. 306 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,400 Hmm. 307 01:04:17,870 --> 01:04:18,870 Oh my god. 308 01:04:19,170 --> 01:04:20,350 Oh my god. 309 01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:22,290 Oh my god. 310 01:04:23,350 --> 01:04:24,350 Oh my god. 311 01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:10,990 I want to show you one of my secrets on how to make money. 312 01:05:12,310 --> 01:05:15,470 Girls like it when you sneak a peek up their skirts while they're trying on 313 01:05:15,470 --> 01:05:16,610 shoes. Really? 314 01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:18,130 They like that? 315 01:05:18,690 --> 01:05:20,870 Yeah. Get some men to move the body. 316 01:05:21,770 --> 01:05:23,230 Now here's what you gotta do. Come here. 317 01:05:32,030 --> 01:05:33,030 Yeah, Al. 318 01:05:33,510 --> 01:05:34,610 She's a beautiful girl. 319 01:05:35,990 --> 01:05:36,990 Now... 320 01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:38,250 Take these shoes. 321 01:05:39,550 --> 01:05:41,430 Go over there and do what I told you to. 322 01:05:42,690 --> 01:05:44,710 You'll be deep in that pussy in no time. 323 01:05:52,570 --> 01:05:55,070 Ma 'am, I think you'll really like these. 324 01:05:55,810 --> 01:05:56,810 Oh, they're lovely. 325 01:05:57,190 --> 01:05:58,570 Let me go ahead and put them on for you. 326 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:38,860 I think she has a dick. 327 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:41,160 No. 328 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:42,920 There's no way. 329 01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:45,380 Check again. 330 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,060 Should we try this one out too, Miss? 331 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:54,260 Sure. 332 01:07:12,010 --> 01:07:13,010 You don't say. 333 01:07:21,850 --> 01:07:23,190 I'm gonna go throw up. 334 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,080 She's beautiful. 335 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,260 Do you think it's a girl? 336 01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,380 Okay, Al. 337 01:07:49,740 --> 01:07:50,638 Calm down. 338 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,080 Let me show you how to do this. 339 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,880 I need you to go lock the door. Make sure no customers get in. 340 01:07:56,780 --> 01:08:00,000 And if you report this to the boss, I'm just going tonight. 23711