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Oh, I know how you like to play with
this.
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I find something here I haven't seen
before.
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See if you're ready.
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Rich, you're not wearing any boxers.
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Well... Are you trying to tell me
there's no clean ones?
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Oh, kitty.
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay, kitty.
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Your turn.
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my little kitty.
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Oh
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yes.
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Oh yes, baby.
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Oh, that tongue.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, gosh, man.
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Oh, you're so good at that.
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Oh, you're such my bad boy.
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Oh, I love being your cheerleader and
you're my coach.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, Red, I'm going to come all over that
big cock of
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yours.
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Oh, yeah.
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Until you've given it to me.
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Fuck me, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, Red, you're so strong.
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Oh, and you've got that...
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you so bad.
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Oh, you're going to tease me.
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You think you're going there, baby?
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Put your face down, kitty. Okay.
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To get a sandwich.
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Brad?
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Ms. Foreman, do you realize your
father's in the kitchen naked?
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Steven.
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Why don't you bring that afro down here
and put it between my legs?
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Ms. Foreman, are you trying to fuck me?
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Would you like me to fuck you?
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It's so good.
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Oh, you like those big titties.
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I didn't realize how to run.
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Okay,
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dear
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I didn't realize you were so nasty.
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I want to sit on there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, you're so strong.
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Oh, and your cup feels so big.
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Look at you go.
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Oh, yes, baby.
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Yes, baby.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, damn.
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Yeah. Squeeze those big titties. Oh,
yeah.
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Oh, yeah. You want to smack them? You
want to smack them?
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Huh? You want to smack that big titty?
Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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they're so hot.
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Oh,
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I'm going to come all over your cock.
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Fuck my dick baby.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes, give it to me.
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Oh, Stephen.
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Oh, I need to come again so bad.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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Mr.
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Foreman doesn't even do me this good.
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Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Well, I got to go
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So Donna, those pictures should be
coming in soon. Aren't you excited?
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Yeah, really freaking excited.
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I'll let you see them tomorrow?
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Donna, I am studying.
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Your boobs, your ass, your ability to
seduce me with your boobs and your ass.
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Your ass, your ability to seduce me with
your boobs and your ass.
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No, Eric, the book.
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The book.
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Donna, I really appreciate what you did
for me, getting me those photos.
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That's screw studying.
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Screw me, let's fool around.
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We can't, we have an exam soon.
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Donna, a man has needs.
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What do you have?
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Hearty whore whore.
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Come on, it's the 70s, and the times,
they're changing.
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The song's from the 60s, you jerk.
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Okay, so you can resist the power of my
song quoting.
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But can you resist the power of my ass?
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Oops.
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Oh, yeah, Eric. Bony butts get me all
wet.
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Laugh now, Donna, but you and I both
know that you want this bony butt and a
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huge boner that comes with it. Oh, do I?
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Oh, you need to stay on the scene.
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No, Eric. I just want to study. And if
you don't want to study too, then I'll
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just go home and study in the study at
my house.
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Donna, can you say studying again?
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You're really turning me on.
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Well,
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you don't need to study on being a cold
bitch anyway. You already passed that
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exam.
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She didn't hear you.
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Thanks. You're very welcome again, Eric.
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So, you think something's up with her?
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Yeah, what's wrong with her?
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That's what I said.
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Maybe you're not rocking enough for her.
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Or maybe she has something wrong with
her.
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Like the rabies.
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That's what I said.
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Well, sort of.
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Anyways, I'm just not sure what happened
backstage.
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And why it's keeping me from getting
laid.
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It's starting to feel like Kelso.
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Well, come on!
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What the hell?
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How did Fez get laid and not me?
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Maybe it is because I have foreign
charm.
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You see? You sound gay.
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How the hell did you get a hot chick and
not me?
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Well, maybe all the girls you've had
over the years have finally started
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to each other.
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Maybe your first girl spread rumors that
you were coming to Christmas.
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Um...
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But you were my first, Jackie.
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Exactly, Michael.
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Burn!
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Okay, but seriously, guys. How do I get
Donna to tell me what's going on?
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How do I get her to do me again?
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Don't be a smartass.
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Dumbass. Dumbass. Dumbass. That's it.
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I just have to ask her.
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Thanks, Dad's voiceover.
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Oh, Kelso?
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Burn!
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Unbelievable!
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What did you want to talk about?
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Well, first you go and meet the band.
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And now you don't want to have sex with
me?
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I just want to know what's going on.
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What are you talking about?
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Donna, something happened backstage.
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Just tell me what it was.
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Look, I really care about you. In fact,
I love you and your girly legs, but I'm
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going to tell you something that's going
to make you a little unhappy.
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Last night when I went backstage, I
didn't meet the band.
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What?
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I blew those roadies thinking they were
going to take me to the band so that I
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could get the picture for you, but then
they didn't take me to go meet the band.
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I lied to you. Please don't hate me.
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Don't hate you?
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Don't hate you?
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Donna, really?
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This is amazing.
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You blew a bunch of guys so you could
meet Paige and Plant for me?
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That's probably the nicest thing
anybody's ever done for me.
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Really? Really. And honestly, the
thought of you blowing all those guys?
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Pretty fucking hot. Ooh, Eric, you dirty
pervert.
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I'm a very lucky dirty pervert.
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Yeah, just put it on and make it nice
and wet.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you smirked my ass good.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes, get in
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my fucking pussy. Yes, yes, yes.
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Where you going?
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Yeah,
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show me my fucking pussy.
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Yeah, baby.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yeah, fuck me. Yeah, daddy, fuck me
pussy.
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Nice and slow, and then out of my pussy.
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Nice and slow, and then out of my pussy.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fucking hard and we fucking could
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Cock to my pussy.
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God, what am I gonna do?
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Hey, Lauren.
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Doing laundry, huh?
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And what was your first clue, moron? The
big basket of dirty clothes?
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No, that was my second clue. I saw the
detergent first.
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Kelso, you're such a genius.
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It's a good thing you got a nice ass.
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Ugh, wipe that idiotic smile off your
face and lick my pussy before I change
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mind.
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Yes, ma 'am!
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Let me get this thing off!
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Oh, this is so good.
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Really?
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Haha.
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Oh.
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oh oh oh
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into a premature ejaculator.
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I'm going to get going.
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Oh, goodness me.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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I want to ride you again
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Oh, yeah
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Oh, get down.
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Tell us those back!
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