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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,400 Sex with me. 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,420 Sex with me. 3 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,580 In a parody. 4 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,920 For my dad. 5 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,190 Pacing. Eric will get us the tickets. 6 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,710 Stop pacing. 7 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:58,230 Jackie, these tickets are to Led Zeppelin, the band that defines our 8 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:01,710 Besides, this concert's going to be the greatest show of all time. I know. 9 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:05,110 The music, the lights, the colors, the costumes. 10 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:07,990 This is going to be just like the fashion show at the mall. 11 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:17,370 What? It is. And besides, a Zeppelin made out of lead wouldn't even fly. 12 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,540 Makes no sense. 13 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:27,980 Honey, I've never seen you like this. Usually you're so... Mellow? 14 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,640 Hi. 15 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:32,080 Look, baby, it's no big deal. 16 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,920 A year from now, no one's even going to remember who these guys are. 17 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:38,800 Are you out of your freaking apple -loving, teeny -bopping mind? 18 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,560 You just don't get it, do you? 19 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,940 Well, maybe you need to be calmed down a little while you wait. 20 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,320 I'm going to do my very best. 21 00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:51,570 And it ain't no lie if you put me to the test if you just let me try. 22 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:52,790 Are you quoting Abba? 23 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:55,630 Steven, I'm still free. 24 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:57,390 Take a chance on me. 25 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:58,850 Shut up, Jackie. 26 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,030 You know you're cuter when you don't talk. 27 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:23,390 yes we are oh 28 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:24,390 yeah 29 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:06,710 Wee. 30 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,200 Yeah, just like that. 31 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:13,590 Oh yeah. 32 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:03,940 What about you? 33 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,980 It's your turn. Oh, yeah. 34 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:08,680 Sit up there. 35 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:37,140 dude 36 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,620 What's that? 37 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,340 I feel like you put it anywhere. 38 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,680 Really? 39 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,760 You put it in your ass? 40 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,330 Steven, is that normal? 41 00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:58,590 Oh, yeah. 42 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,190 You did a great job. 43 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,900 I'm getting better. Yeah? 44 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,180 Oh, shit. 45 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,300 Yeah? 46 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,380 Oh. 47 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,360 Not worried about those tickets? 48 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,680 Mm -mm. 49 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,160 Stephen, is that normal? 50 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,500 Oh, yeah. 51 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,020 You did a great job. 52 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:47,690 I'm getting better. Yeah? 53 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,010 Oh, shit. 54 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,150 Yeah? 55 00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:53,150 Not worried about those tickets? 56 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:54,429 Mm -mm. 57 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:59,030 Okay. I hope you're enjoying the view. 58 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,720 Yeah, you want to change positions? 59 00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:05,170 Oh, you coming, baby? 60 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,680 I love you too, baby. 61 00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:50,650 Yeah? Mm -hmm. 62 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:53,490 Oh. Oh, God. 63 00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:55,470 Yeah. 64 00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:56,790 Oh. 65 00:23:57,990 --> 00:24:00,330 Oh, yeah. Are you going to come? Yeah. Yeah. 66 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:02,950 Oh, God. 67 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:38,920 Here goes the sperm. Yeah, look at that. 68 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:46,020 Oh, 69 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:55,120 Steven, 70 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,520 that tasted awful. 71 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,220 Huh? I gotta go make a sandwich. 72 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,200 Shut up, Jackie. 73 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,020 Got him. 74 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:35,240 How the hell did you score us these tickets for me? 75 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,300 Zeppelin's been sold out for months. 76 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,500 Oh, I have my ways. 77 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:39,790 My hypnotizing gaze. 78 00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:41,190 My sweet ass. 79 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,150 Giant bulge in the front. 80 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,170 Scalpers can't resist my charm. 81 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:49,110 This is gonna be amazing. 82 00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:53,370 As soon as Plant starts belting out a whole lot of love, Eric, you might lose 83 00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:54,690 me. Huh. Is she kidding? 84 00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:57,490 If my girlfriend blew Led Zeppelin, I'd be there snapping photos. 85 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,690 Justin, why are you so excited? You don't even like disco. 86 00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:03,690 Hello? 87 00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:06,270 Groupies? I'm gonna fuck groupies. 88 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:08,820 to see that, Michael. 89 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:13,140 Me and Fez are going to dress up like the band and trick the girls into 90 00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,140 us who think we're the band. 91 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,680 Check this out. 92 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:18,800 You see? 93 00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:20,000 I'm Johnny Page. 94 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,200 Really stupid girl. You look like a Carole King impersonator at a drag show. 95 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,540 Thank you. 96 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,100 Who's Fez dressed as? James Brown? 97 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,520 I'll see you at that one. 98 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:34,700 Oh, I am no devil at it. 99 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,920 I'm just a new rock star. 100 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:41,310 A member of the Led Zeppelin. You'll remember all right. 101 00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:45,010 But you're dressed like the wrong band. 102 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:48,030 You look like a member of the Kiss Army. 103 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:52,270 Sweet, innocent, big, boob, donut. 104 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:56,030 I'm dressed like a magician, not a military. 105 00:26:57,630 --> 00:27:01,530 Okay, well, now that we're out of the crown here, we can go to the concert. 106 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,520 I got the ticket. I'm getting the ticket. 107 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,300 I got the ticket. Go in the car. 108 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:41,880 This 109 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:48,620 is great. 110 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:51,440 This is amazing. 111 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,860 This is incredible. 112 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,520 Sounds like Foreman's basement. 113 00:27:57,780 --> 00:27:58,780 This sucks. 114 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,020 He sees it sucks. 115 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,160 Have not these beautiful booties come to us in last, Kenko? 116 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,040 No kidding, Fez. 117 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,880 You've got our wigs on. 118 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:11,540 Check. You've got your rock star boots on. 119 00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:13,680 Check. We have our salamis. 120 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,500 Fez, I lost my salami. 121 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:18,980 Where's my salami? 122 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,580 At least it made its way into someone's mouth. 123 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,380 Where did you get that? 124 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:26,140 It fell on the ground. 125 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160 Can I have that back, please? That wasn't my pants. 126 00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:31,620 Give me that. 127 00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,830 Hey, you liking the show? 128 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:43,530 And by liking the show, I mean this rock hard party in my pants. 129 00:28:46,010 --> 00:28:49,710 You mean I like the party in your pants, Kelso? 130 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:52,230 What, you think you could do any better? 131 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:53,890 Yes, I do. 132 00:28:55,810 --> 00:28:56,810 Excuse me, miss. 133 00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:59,590 I'm sorry for my friend. 134 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:03,730 He does not know how to speak to such a beautiful slut like you. 135 00:29:05,590 --> 00:29:06,590 Burn! 136 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:09,970 Ow, my eye! 137 00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:11,750 What the hell was that for? 138 00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:14,330 I don't know. Everyone else seems to be doing it. 139 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:15,610 Oh, yeah. 140 00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:19,690 We'll see you guys after. 141 00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:21,069 Yeah, later. 142 00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:22,250 Where are you guys going? 143 00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:24,410 We're going backstage to see the band. 144 00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:27,370 No one's allowed to see the band but groupies. 145 00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:29,610 Um, one, two. 146 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,350 Donna, would you say that two make the group? 147 00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:34,370 Yes, I would say that, Eric. 148 00:29:36,419 --> 00:29:37,419 Later. Groupies. 149 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,920 Oh my god, we're going to meet the golden god. 150 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,520 Donna, I'm right here. 151 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,480 If you're a golden god, then I'm a golden retriever. 152 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,600 Whore! Burn. 153 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,140 Oh yeah, the band's off stage. Just a heads up. 154 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400 Sorry, 155 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,160 I kind of got a little caught up in the moment there. 156 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,480 I got room for one of you back there. 157 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,800 Who's it gonna be? 158 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,800 You. 159 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:11,900 Chesty redhead. 160 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,360 Uh, thanks, but I was just puffing my chest out. 161 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,400 It was a little bit of an optical illusion, actually, and, uh, the hair's 162 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,320 auburn, not red, but I'll forgive you since you let me meet the band. 163 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,960 Donna? 164 00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:27,440 Eric, I'm sorry. 165 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,660 I can get you a signed poster. 166 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,200 All right. 167 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,880 Go meet the band that I love. 168 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,880 I'll stay. Do you want me not to go? 169 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,519 No, no, no. 170 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,960 No, no, no. Go. 171 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:41,940 Go meet the band. 172 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:43,640 My idols. 173 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,420 No, go. Enjoy yourself. Meet the band. 174 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:50,000 Just give me a picture, will ya? 175 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,020 Thanks. 176 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:56,420 Hope you enjoyed that kiss. 177 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,980 The next one's gonna have my load in it. 178 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,100 Um, excuse me, are you going to take me to the band's dressing room? 179 00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:09,520 Patience, baby. You'll get to meet the band after we get to meet your mouth. 180 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,800 At least you know what I mean. 181 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:15,760 Hard to not know what you mean, jerk. But this mouth, it already belongs to a 182 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,760 boyfriend. 183 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,320 Look, sweetie, how would your boyfriend feel if you gave up the only chance you 184 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,000 had to meet his favorite band? 185 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,760 Yeah, they're the band that defines your generation. 186 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,780 This is the greatest show of all time. 187 00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:29,980 I don't know. 188 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,540 Alright, we understand your dilemma. 189 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:37,780 Hey Eddie, where are we going to find another girl that's willing to blow us 190 00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:39,300 order to see Jimmy Page and Robert Plant? 191 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:43,620 Yeah, hold on a second. I believe there's a thousand of them over there at 192 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,780 door. Yeah, maybe that brunette's still out there. Wait a second. 193 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,600 Alright, go meet the band that I love. 194 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,100 Mm -hmm. 195 00:39:09,770 --> 00:39:10,770 over me 196 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,900 Oh, yeah. 197 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:31,950 Well, since I blew all of you, are you going to take me to go see the band? 198 00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:34,990 Band? 199 00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:37,190 We don't know the band. 200 00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:38,770 We're the cleaning crew. 201 00:41:40,490 --> 00:41:41,570 Let's get back to work, guys. 202 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,840 Did you get to meet Led Zeppelin? 203 00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:05,660 Sure did. 204 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:06,900 Who was it? 205 00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:08,040 I want to hear everything. 206 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,680 How do you think it was? 207 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800 It was amazing. 208 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,160 I think shaking her hand I got a contact high. 209 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,820 Did she go have a man? 210 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,140 Did Stanford have a son? 211 00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:22,980 Did George Jefferson have a successful dry cleaning business? 212 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,100 Yes, she got the pictures. 213 00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:27,140 Right, Donna? 214 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,860 Right. And after I take the rest of the pictures on the roll? 215 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,840 You take it to your Photoshop to get them developed. 216 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,900 Wait three weeks for it to get developed. 217 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,340 I love modern technology. 218 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,580 Get out of here. 219 00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:44,660 Hey, 220 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,620 guys. 221 00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:54,660 Hello. Hi. 222 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,480 Yeah, whatever. 223 00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:59,220 You're not a rock band, aren't you? 224 00:43:00,150 --> 00:43:01,150 Why, yes. 225 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:03,190 I'm in that very popular band. 226 00:43:03,590 --> 00:43:09,390 You can tell by my hair, my boots, and the very large bulge in the front of my 227 00:43:09,390 --> 00:43:10,390 pants. 228 00:43:10,950 --> 00:43:13,830 Exactly. Want to get out of here and get loose? 229 00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:16,010 No, I am already loose. 230 00:43:16,650 --> 00:43:18,730 And I can tell you are really loose, too. 231 00:43:20,610 --> 00:43:21,890 Let's go to your mansion. 232 00:43:22,770 --> 00:43:25,210 Oh, yes. My rock star mansion is a good place. 233 00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:26,670 But instead... 234 00:43:27,070 --> 00:43:31,550 They'll go to my rock star middle class duplex while my rock star mansion is 235 00:43:31,550 --> 00:43:32,550 being renovated. 236 00:43:32,870 --> 00:43:34,790 What are they doing to it? 237 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:41,790 They're putting in a trophy room full of guitars, groupies, and boots. 238 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,570 Ooh, that sounds hot. 239 00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:45,930 Let's go. 240 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:51,330 Hey, nice outing, rock star. Hey, right back at you, cool guy. 241 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:01,780 Unbelievable! 242 00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:35,260 I'm just really glad that you got me those photos. 243 00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:37,060 Not a problem. 244 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,360 No, seriously, it's a big deal. 245 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,820 Kind of gives me a boner thinking about it. 246 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:46,600 Thinking that we go upstairs and maybe play a little backstage jazz. 247 00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:49,600 Get off my back, Eric. 248 00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:52,300 What, do you not believe me? I met the band last night. 249 00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:58,200 Fine then, I'll just go upstairs and play air guitar with my penis. 250 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,840 She didn't hear you. 251 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,600 Thanks, Miss Freely. 252 00:45:03,790 --> 00:45:04,870 You're very welcome, Eric. 253 00:45:06,730 --> 00:45:09,350 So, you want to show me around your pad? 254 00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:11,730 Oh, I would like to show you around my pad very much. 255 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:15,590 Then you can show me around your cock. 256 00:45:16,690 --> 00:45:17,690 Unbelievable! 257 00:45:21,410 --> 00:45:22,410 Wow, 258 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:24,590 it's a pretty nice place here. 259 00:45:24,950 --> 00:45:25,950 Oh, you like that. 260 00:45:32,170 --> 00:45:37,170 Oh, don't go in there. There are so many crazy wild rock star foods in this. 261 00:45:39,090 --> 00:45:40,090 Wow. 262 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,450 Like this? 263 00:45:41,830 --> 00:45:44,390 Oh, yes. My rock star mayonnaise. 264 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,210 Okay. 265 00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:50,590 Oh, and what about these? 266 00:45:50,910 --> 00:45:52,770 Oh, my rock star leftover taco. 267 00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:08,210 What is this? 268 00:46:09,170 --> 00:46:11,790 My rock star salami. 269 00:46:15,910 --> 00:46:22,890 Can I eat your 270 00:46:22,890 --> 00:46:24,450 rock star salami? 271 00:46:24,810 --> 00:46:26,650 Let me think about it. 272 00:46:27,330 --> 00:46:28,330 Yes. 273 00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:17,940 health water. 274 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,920 My butt is so wet. 275 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,000 Uh huh. 276 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,840 Oh, Kitty. 277 01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:56,800 Red, Eric is clearly upset. You need to have a talk with him. A little mano -to 278 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,460 -mano. Now, why the hell would I want to do that? 279 01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,600 Red, you're his father. 280 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,200 I guess anything's possible. 281 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,400 Red. 282 01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:10,880 He probably just needs to cool down. 283 01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:14,920 And I probably just need to get back to watching this game and drinking my beer. 284 01:01:22,410 --> 01:01:24,470 Look, Kitty, I'm just not gonna do it. 285 01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:28,190 Fuck you, no fucking way. 286 01:01:28,670 --> 01:01:32,930 Red, if you don't go have a talk with Eric, there'll be no fucking way for 287 01:01:33,410 --> 01:01:35,130 What, you're not gonna have sex with me again? 288 01:01:35,410 --> 01:01:37,470 No more Coach and Cheerleader Tuesdays. 289 01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:42,710 But if I do this, you'll let me? 290 01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:14,270 Your mother has forced me to talk to you. 291 01:02:14,950 --> 01:02:15,950 Thanks, Dad. 292 01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,230 I love you too. 293 01:02:17,870 --> 01:02:19,070 Don't be a smartass. 294 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:21,170 Dumbass. 295 01:02:21,430 --> 01:02:22,430 Look. 296 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:24,670 There are these birds and there are bees. 297 01:02:25,050 --> 01:02:26,070 And they both fly. 298 01:02:26,930 --> 01:02:28,850 And they both have wieners and vaginas. 299 01:02:29,270 --> 01:02:31,030 Thanks, Dad. I kind of got that part. 300 01:02:31,650 --> 01:02:33,310 Well, good talk. Hey, Dad. 301 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:37,090 What is it now? 302 01:02:37,330 --> 01:02:41,350 Well, it's just that we went to the concert the other night and Donna got to 303 01:02:41,350 --> 01:02:42,299 meet the band. 304 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:45,700 And I figured she'd be a little more excited or at least a little more... A 305 01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:46,700 little more what? 306 01:02:46,820 --> 01:02:47,860 A little more quiet? 307 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:49,560 A little more in shape? 308 01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:54,080 A little more agreeable to letting you watch the damn football game and drink a 309 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:57,000 damn beer instead of talking your son up feelings and crap like that? 310 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,920 Uh, no, Dad. Nothing as insulting as all those things. 311 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:04,700 I meant, like, a little more... frisky. 312 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,120 Oh. 313 01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:07,780 Oh. 314 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,120 Frisky. 315 01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:15,740 Well. When I want your mother to dock the old meat canoe, I flirt a bit. 316 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:21,960 You know, show her... charm. 317 01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:24,260 And that works? 318 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,840 Well, if it doesn't, I just let her know who the man is and who the woman is, 319 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:33,580 and things get pretty hot right about then, when it becomes clear that one of 320 01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,580 is the boss. 321 01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:35,920 It's mom, isn't it, Dad? 322 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,480 Yes, sir. 323 01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:39,480 But if you want your dick sucked... 324 01:03:39,710 --> 01:03:41,190 That is how you have to play it sometimes. 325 01:03:42,230 --> 01:03:44,830 Thanks, Dad, for that horrible image in my mind. 326 01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:47,050 No problem. 327 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:50,350 Oh, and good luck with that. 328 01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:53,110 Thanks. I'm going down to get some from your mother now. 329 01:03:53,950 --> 01:03:58,230 Kitty, the coach is coming, and he's got a whistle for you to blow. 330 01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:00,130 Hook her up. 331 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,080 It's quite frisky tonight. 332 01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:42,780 Oh, you've got way too much on. 333 01:04:56,860 --> 01:05:01,660 Is this what you wanted? 21861