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[Jon] Previously
on "American Classic"...
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[Richard] The Millersburg
Festival Theater, used to be a destination.
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Everything I loved is gone!
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You are such a pompous ass.
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We're just trying to make sure
this theater survives.
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What does the mayor
have to say about this?
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- I'm the mayor.
- You take my money.
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And you take it
and you rebuild this town.
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Ooh! Look at that! Hey!
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- And now I'm told
this theater might close,
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but I'm not going
to let that happen.
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We will restore
the soul of this town
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by producing
the greatest production
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this country has ever seen
of Our Town.
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[cheering and applause]
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[melodious music]
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[Kristen] Jon, Jon...
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Just listen to me.
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- Cover your ears.
- No, you have to tell him.
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- [grinder whirring]
- You have to tell him
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that if he goes through
with this,
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that theater, it closes forever.
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[whirring]
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- Jon-
- You don't want coffee?
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No, I-I-I'm already-
I'm seeing noises.
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You have to talk to him.
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Now. This morning.
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Okay, it might work better
if we do it together.
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I have Boyle in half an hour
and then I have
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the concerned parents
book-burning summit.
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And besides, I might kill him.
So you have to do it.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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But just for the sake
of discussion, I mean,
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it is Our Town, right?
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There's no sets,
there's no props.
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It's mime, right?
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It's the cheapest show
in the world.
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"It's the greatest Our Town."
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That's what he said.
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This is gonna be some crazy
Richard Bean shit
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that's gonna just
bankrupt all of us.
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- Well, we don't know that.
- Yes, we do.
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Because I know him.
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We do not have the money
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for original productions
of any kind.
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We don't have any money at all.
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Look, you have to talk to him.
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You have to just-
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Get him to go away.
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I made bagels.
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- From scratch?
- Uh-huh.
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- Take them for lunch.
- [sniffing]
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I'll talk to him.
I'll talk to him.
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You know, he's probably
forgotten about it already.
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You know, he gets swept up
in the moment.
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I mean, does he ever follow
through with anything?
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[tape measure clicking]
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What the-
What are you doing?
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Uh, I've made a great deal
on some new theaters seats.
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Seats?
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221 upholstered flip-up seats
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from an old movie house
in New Jersey.
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And they said
if I bought the whole lot,
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I could get them
for like $95 per unit.
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- Per-per seat?
- And free delivery.
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Hold on, wait, hold on.
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That's-
that's more than $20,000.
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You can't-
Jesus Christ.
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Richard, we gotta talk.
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Listen, I made a vow
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over our mother's
cold, dead body...
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- Please, stop saying that.
- ...that I would restore
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this theater
to its former glory.
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Yes. Okay, but this
is a working theater.
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We have another week
of Nunsense.
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- Don't remind me, I know.
- You can't just come in here
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and tear it all apart.
Help me move these tables.
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I'm not tearing anything apart.
I'm just making a plan.
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I'm helping you.
I'm keeping you company.
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You're not helping me at all.
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- Yeah. I feel weak.
- Oh, you feel-
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I-I know.
I know what this is.
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This is your
low blood sugar thing, right?
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Low blood sugar-
There you go.
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Okay, I'm gonna make you
a sandwich.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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I love you, brother.
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[playful music playing]
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[Richard] Thank you.
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The matinee special.
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That's fantastic.
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My take on a Reuben
with a spicy pickle.
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I put it in there.
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No, but there's-there's
something in the-in the bread.
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[Jon] Juniper berries.
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I fold them in
instead of caraway seeds.
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- You made the bread?
- Yes, I made the bread.
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You could've gone to Subway.
On Main Street there's-
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- Yeah, not gonna do that.
- No. No, you're not. And why?
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Because this sandwich
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is a sandwich
of a certain standard.
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This is the Thornton Wilder
of sandwiches.
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People who bite
into this sandwich
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they're never gonna
be satisfied with Subway again.
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You see where
I'm going with this?
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- Maybe.
- I see in Our Town.
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It's completely new.
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It'll have
a real soda fountain.
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It'll have a horse
crossing the stage.
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It'll have rain
falling from the sky
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like the sky's weeping.
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Sounds very expensive.
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It's my juniper berries.
You see?
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Okay?
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Dad can play
the Stage Manager.
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He can't do it.
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Yes, he can.
He did it for me this morning.
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Richard, Richard,
you haven't been here.
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He can do it.
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You know, two weeks ago,
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we found Dad walking down
3rd Street in his slippers
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in one of Mom's hats.
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He had no idea where he was.
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Doesn't matter. The play
is locked in there. Trust me.
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It will be all of us
as a family,
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telling great stories.
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Yeah, that's what we do.
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And the people who are
lucky enough to be sitting
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in our new seats,
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they're gonna remember it
for a long time.
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[Kristen]
I'm so, so sorry I'm late.
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I'm dealing
with this small family thing.
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And it's not really small.
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It's suffocatingly large.
Actually, it's enormous.
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But, you know,
I'm getting a rash.
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You wanted to talk
about your payment?
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Yes.
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I know we are
already behind, but...
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We had to cancel several shows
because of the funeral.
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And there's this famous actor
in the family
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and he has to make everything
about a show, so it's-
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So you're defaulting
on the loan.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It's just about this month.
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I'm only pulling your leg.
[laughing]
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I know you're good for it.
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Yeah, forget about this month.
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We'll call it a payment holiday.
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- Oh, God.
- [laughing]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I-I promise we'll make it up
next month.
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- [laughing]
- Uh...
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Can we keep this between us?
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Yeah. Dead on.
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- Oh, and in return-
- Connor...
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I cannot give you
a quid pro quo.
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I've told you that.
I've made it quite clear.
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No, no, you're-you're sound.
It's-It's not about permits.
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It's, uh-It's about dinner.
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[mischievous music playing]
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What?
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Yeah, would you mind inviting
Nadia and me over for dinner?
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Oh, that's it?
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She's obsessed
with the actor fellow.
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I mean, she said she used
to watch him back in Russia.
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You know, I don't know.
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She said she wants
to ask him some questions.
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And, you know, our hearts all
flutter with this theater shite.
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So a dinner with him
would make her happy.
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I mean, if that's not a problem.
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No. No.
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Getting Richard Bean to talk
about himself is not a problem.
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Just don't count
on an early night.
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What is your obsession with fog?
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Fog? What do you mean?
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You wanted it
at the funeral too.
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No, no, this is gonna be
a heavy fog
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that will drift off of the stage
into the audience,
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nestle at their feet
and kind of invite them
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to be part of the action.
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It's a small space.
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You have to be careful, right?
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You're worried about the CO2,
are you?
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Well, yes, it is lethal,
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but that's only
if the audience gets down
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on their hands and knees
and tries to huff it.
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- [Kristen] Well, hi, boys.
- Hello.
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- How's it going?
- Hey, three quarters full.
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Miranda's doing drinks.
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Hello, Richard.
How are you?
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Oh.
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Uh, I'm-I'm fine.
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Oh, good. Well, what have
you Beans been up to?
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Well, Richard has been walking
me through production design.
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It's ambitious,
but it's very cool.
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And I was about to tell him
what you'd said.
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What-what did you say?
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Well, I-I was gonna say
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that I know whatever you
come up with will be...
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uh, ambitious,
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but very cool.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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It's high praise
coming from you.
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I'll take it.
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So, how ambitious?
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Just out of curiosity.
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- You want to know the cost?
- Mm-hm.
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Well, I based my budget
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on a typical Broadway budget.
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What-Why would you
start there?
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- That's what I know.
- This-this is Millersburg.
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- No, I know that. I know that.
- Yeah.
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Polly's going to oversee
the whole design for free.
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And she told me that if we
don't use the union crew
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for the load in,
that's $400,000 right there.
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I beg your pardon?
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The $400,000 that we save.
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Okay, they're all shit-faced.
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- We can start.
- Good.
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What's that?
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Oh, this is, uh-
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my Our Town. [chuckles]
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Just drawings and sketches.
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Just thoughts, you know?
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I'm so excited.
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You know, I'm casting it
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with local actors, and, uh-
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I think I have something
very nice for you.
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You don't mean-
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- I do.
- Seriously?
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Yeah.
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[exclaiming] Oh, my God...
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- [Kristen] Okay, enough.
- Thank you.
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- Back to serving.
- Thank you. I love you.
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- This is good to go.
- Yes.
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- There we go.
- Bye.
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Don't you think
she'll make a wonderful Emily?
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I mean, she could be
as good as-
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She could be better than you.
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Cut to the chase.
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How much?
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All in.
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If we pay the actors
Equity minimum,
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ballpark figure,
it'd be $250,000 a week.
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For Our Town?
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That-that's our operating
budget for the entire year.
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Yeah, I-I got
some wiggle room.
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I-I can give up...
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my waterfall.
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I can just get rid
of the cornfield.
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It's Our Town.
254
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,360
There-there is
no waterfall or cornfield.
255
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:15,406
Okay, upfront it-
it's more like 200 grand,
256
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,366
but-and once we cover
the-the nut,
257
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,660
then the-the production
pays for itself.
258
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,828
Ooh, speaking of which,
259
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:25,082
I bought 212 theater seats
260
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,876
and I thought,
261
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,086
since they're a permanent
addition to the theater,
262
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,589
that maybe you could
expense it for me,
263
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,923
get the tax write off.
- You-you bought-?
264
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,884
- You didn't buy the seats?
- Yes, I did.
265
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,261
The guy told me I'd be
an idiot not to buy them.
266
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,971
Those were his exact words.
267
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,348
No, but you didn't buy them.
268
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,557
Yes, I did.
I told you I did.
269
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,725
No, you didn't tell me that.
270
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:43,684
You told me
you found them online.
271
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,894
I told you not to buy them.
272
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,228
I told you to slow down.
I told-
273
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,438
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
274
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,398
- No, no, see this?
- It's $20,000.
275
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,775
- No, I understand.
- $20,000.
276
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,901
I didn't know he bought them.
277
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,110
He told me
he found them online.
278
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,653
What do you think
seats are free?
279
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,322
He didn't tell me he bought
them. Wait-I didn't know!
280
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,865
I had a great deal.
281
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,034
- Just do me a favor.
- He said he found them online.
282
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,660
Go-go give those nuns
their 15-minute call, please.
283
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,787
- Okay.
- Okay.
284
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:03,954
- New seats.
- You lied.
285
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,289
- Okay.
- You have to sit somewhere.
286
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,791
So...
287
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,626
- What's his problem?
- So...
288
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,002
What a worrier.
289
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,420
Why don't you keep this?
290
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,672
Just in case there's a problem
291
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,966
and you might-
you might have to return them.
292
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,011
But this was a kind of
final sale sort of deal.
293
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,429
Just in case.
294
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,598
You don't actually think
I expect you
295
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,518
to pay for the whole thing
yourself, do you?
296
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,894
[Kristen] What?
297
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,938
I mean, my vision
of Our Town.
298
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,523
My...
299
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,191
rain and horse.
300
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,193
Rain? Horse?
301
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,695
Because, you know,
I do have access to angels.
302
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,114
Super angels, friends...
303
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,200
That is in fact
very good to hear.
304
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,251
Now...
305
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,079
[sighs]
306
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,748
I-I need you
307
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,041
to do something for me.
308
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,129
Come to the house
Thursday night. I am...
309
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,630
I'm having a dinner
for a developer
310
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,008
who is literally
the only person in the world
311
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,052
who is putting money
back into this town
312
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,807
and-and for his wife
or girlfriend or-
313
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,269
God only knows what she is,
but she...
314
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,020
is a big fan.
315
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,231
Oh, oh, a fan.
316
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,066
Yeah.
317
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,359
So, you'll come?
318
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,569
No.
319
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,695
I'm kidding.
Of course I'll come.
320
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,281
[sighs]
321
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,200
And you'll-
you'll act normal.
322
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,954
I'll give it a shot for you,
323
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,714
for the town.
324
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,500
Thank you.
325
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,551
Anything to help.
326
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,643
I'm gonna make a phone call
or two. Yeah.
327
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,843
It's Richard Bean
calling with a proposal
328
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,512
I'd like to make to James Davis.
329
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,765
Oh, I'd say it's business
and pleasure.
330
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,227
Yeah, it's about-
it's about a show.
331
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,105
Bean. B-E-A-N.
332
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,940
Like the legume.
333
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,151
Oh, she's not there?
334
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,237
Okay, uh...
335
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:03,491
If you let me speak to him,
I think I can [clears throat]
336
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,534
plead my case a little more...
337
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,369
directly,
you know what I'm saying?
338
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,997
He just went to lunch.
It's externing.
339
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,165
What time is it where you are?
340
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,958
Tell her it's the Beano.
341
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,376
That was her nickname for me,
you see?
342
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,420
Yeah. Oh, she-
343
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,471
Oh, she did? I see.
344
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,592
Yeah. I wouldn't really
call it a rampage.
345
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,344
I think that's-
that's a bit severe.
346
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,721
Yeah, no, my name is Bean.
347
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,224
- [pen clicks]
- Yeah, as it has-bean.
348
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,934
[pen clatters]
349
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,310
[sighs]
350
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,145
As a thought experiment,
351
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,064
what would it take for me
352
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:38,526
to finance this
whole endeavor myself?
353
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,153
Uh... a miracle?
354
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,280
Why? Can you explain?
355
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,199
Well, there's a lack
of incoming funds,
356
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,742
but you've still
got your expenses,
357
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,536
your mortgage,
your maintenance fees,
358
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,079
the alimony.
359
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,539
Yeah, I get all that.
360
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,831
What-What can I put
my hands on right now?
361
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,124
What's liquid?
362
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,918
I mean, I could mortgage
the apartment-
363
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,294
Couldn't I?
364
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,214
Are you familiar
with the term "upside down"?
365
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,966
Upside down? Of course I am.
366
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,926
Yeah, but I suspect
you're using it
367
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,845
in some arcane
financial context.
368
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,515
[sighs]
369
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,685
I can't do it. I can't make-
370
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,312
I can't make the show happen.
371
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,523
I've let everyone down.
372
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,317
Yeah.
373
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,989
You saw their faces
at the funeral.
374
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,448
They were all aglow,
375
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,367
their eyes filled with tears.
376
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,662
You know, some of those tears
were for Mom.
377
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,582
Well, yeah,
even the standing ovation,
378
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,833
it was partially for Mom.
379
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,043
I'm sure. What?
380
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,878
What? Are you going
to say something?
381
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,672
It was a good idea.
382
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,966
Maybe this is just
not the right time.
383
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,428
You know, maybe we plan this
for some time in the future,
384
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,888
the distant future
when you're back at work or-
385
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,475
There must be some place
I can crawl to.
386
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,144
What are you doing tonight?
387
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,813
Well, I'll probably be here
drinking myself into a stupor.
388
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,941
No, we're going to a show.
389
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,319
Oh, please, Jon. Not tonight.
390
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,404
I'm not in the mood
for Nunsense.
391
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,989
No, it's Monday night.
392
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,074
No Nunsense.
393
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,994
You're gonna love this.
Trust me.
394
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,454
Just can I have
one more of these
395
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,247
just to get me
through the afternoon?
396
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,250
[guitar music playing]
397
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,212
? As long as it's with you ?
398
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,424
? You can take ?
399
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,260
? The light away ?
400
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:33,932
? You can turn
The sky to gray ?
401
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,394
? Give us time ?
402
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,104
? To look and find ?
403
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,901
? The place where
We can feel the light ?
404
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,821
- ? You can take ?
- ? You can take ?
405
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,199
- ? The light away ?
- ? The light away ?
406
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:55,162
? You can turn the sky to gray ?
407
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,165
? But give us time ?
408
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,793
? To look and find ?
409
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,756
? The place where
We can feel the light ?
410
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,177
? Even in the cold ?
411
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,890
? There's a miracle ?
412
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,144
[guitar music ends]
413
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,606
[cheering and applause]
414
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,525
Thank you.
415
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,151
That was one of the new ones.
416
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,028
[audience member] Whoo!
417
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,948
I'd just like to say
a quick word
418
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,326
about my favorite uncle,
Richard Bean.
419
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,536
[audience member] Yeah, whoo!
420
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,162
He made a crazy promise,
421
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,747
which some of you
might have heard about
422
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,625
and inspired all of us.
423
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,794
And well,
it's not a big surprise
424
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,965
because he's been inspiring me
for most of my life.
425
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,300
He's here,
sitting there in the back.
426
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,219
[crowd exclaiming]
427
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,012
Uh, I swear this wasn't planned,
428
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,390
but maybe we could get him
to sing something.
429
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,725
[crowd exclaiming]
430
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,560
Oh, he's going all shy.
431
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,936
No, I couldn't.
I haven't prepared any-I'm-
432
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,564
- Oh, come on.
- Uh, nothing voice-
433
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,732
He's actually sung
on Broadway.
434
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,983
[crowd exclaiming]
435
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,401
[Miranda]
Come on! You're never here!
436
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,070
Uncle, uncle, uncle...
437
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,157
[crowd chanting]
Uncle, uncle, uncle...
438
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,159
[chanting continues]
Uncle, uncle, uncle!
439
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,035
[vocalizing]
440
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,706
[cheering]
441
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,097
Very well.
[clears throat]
442
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,043
I haven't warmed up.
443
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,837
I wasn't expecting this, brother.
444
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,756
[Miranda] You know,
I think you'll be fine.
445
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,841
[single piano note rings]
446
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,222
[audience member] Come on!
447
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,305
? I am I, Don Quixote ?
448
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,932
? The Lord of La Mancha ?
449
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,435
? My destiny calls ?
450
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,437
? And I go ?
451
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:47,024
? Onward to glory ?
452
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,192
Oh...
453
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,485
No, I-
[clears throat]
454
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,652
- I can't.
- Don't stop. You sound great.
455
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,237
No, I-You're very kind.
456
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,989
- Thank you, I-
- I'm not being kind.
457
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,449
Come on, please, keep going.
458
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,284
- No, no-
- You sound great.
459
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,245
[Jon] ? To dream ?
460
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,708
? The impossible dream ?
461
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,794
? To fight ?
462
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:10,839
? The unbeatable foe ?
463
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,758
- ? To bear ?
- Sing.
464
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:17,095
? With unbearable sorrow ?
465
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,514
? To run ?
466
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,559
? Where the brave dare not go ?
467
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,978
? To right ?
468
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,606
? The unrightable wrong ?
469
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,149
? To love ?
470
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,236
? Pure and chaste from afar ?
471
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,404
? To try ?
472
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,658
? When your arms are too weary ?
473
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,368
? To reach ?
474
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,620
? The unreachable star ?
475
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,413
[Jon] Sing it, brother!
476
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,708
- ? This is my quest ?
- ? This is my quest ?
477
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:50,212
- ? To follow that star ?
- ? To follow that star ?
478
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,048
? No matter how hopeless ?
479
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,343
? No matter how far ?
480
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,637
? And I know ?
481
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,266
? If I'll only be true ?
482
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:06,395
? To this glorious quest ?
483
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,189
? That my heart ?
484
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:13,443
? Will lie peaceful and calm ?
485
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:19,324
? When I'm laid to my rest ?
486
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,034
- ? And the-?
- [Miranda] ? And the world ?
487
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,619
[audience member] Whoo! Yeah!
488
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,663
- [applause]
- ? Will be better for this ?
489
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,624
? And one man ?
490
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:31,545
? Scorned and covered
With scars ?
491
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,715
? Still strove ?
492
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:39,261
? With his last ounce
Of courage ?
493
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,389
? To reach ?
494
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,391
[crowd exclaiming]
495
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:55,903
? The unreachable star ?
496
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,864
- [laughing]
- [cheering]
497
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,410
You have got to stay!
498
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,454
Ah, of course,
of course, I'll stay, man.
499
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,997
Where would I go?
500
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,625
[laughing]
501
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,003
[Jon] I wasn't sure
about this Our Town thing,
502
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:17,633
but last night
Miranda was so happy.
503
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,219
And seeing those kids,
they-they were excited.
504
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,306
I haven't seen
so much happiness in years.
505
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,934
Yes, their fat faces all aglow.
506
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,477
None of these kids were fat.
507
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,187
What is this
fat thing with you?
508
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,648
I don't know.
It's just how I picture them.
509
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,359
The beauty is that
by investing in the show,
510
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,736
we increase the value
of the property.
511
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:42,115
So you see, Jeff,
the loan pays for itself.
512
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,034
It's just not possible.
513
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,869
The MFT sits
on two and half acres
514
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,038
of the most beautiful land
in Millersburg.
515
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,706
It has to be worth a fortune.
516
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:50,582
It's not about the value
of the property.
517
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,167
I know what it's about.
518
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,127
It's about the value
that we bring to it.
519
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,379
It's just about what-
what the theater
520
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,964
can provide to the town.
521
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,758
You simply have to embrace
522
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,844
the power
of the art form itself.
523
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:03,895
Show him.
524
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,515
Show him.
525
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,933
All right.
526
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,143
I'll give you an excerpt.
527
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,606
"I have of late,
528
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,735
"but wherefore I know not,
529
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,155
"lost all my mirth.
530
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:25,159
"Forgone all custom
of exercises,
531
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,037
"and indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition
532
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:33,250
"that this goodly frame
the earth,
533
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,045
"seems to me
a sterile promontory.
534
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,674
"This most excellent canopy,
535
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,427
"the air, look you,
536
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,679
"this brave
o'er hanging firmament,
537
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,056
"this majestical roof
538
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,101
"fretted with gold and fire,
539
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,229
"it appears nothing to me
540
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:58,026
"but a foul and pestilent
congregation of vapors.
541
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:07,159
"What a piece of work
is a man,
542
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,662
"how noble in reason,
543
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,999
"how infinite in faculties.
544
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,792
"In form and moving,
545
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,379
"how express and admirable.
546
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,215
"In action, how like an Angel.
547
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:25,343
"In apprehension,
how like a God.
548
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,138
"The beauty of the world,
549
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,808
"the paragon of animals.
550
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:37,482
"And yet to me,
551
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,651
"what is this
552
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:45,239
"quintessence of dust?
553
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,203
Man delights not me."
554
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,291
Anyway, that's-that's
the gist of it.
555
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,336
[applause]
556
00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:06,218
That's the sort of thing
that the theater can provide.
557
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,220
What do you think?
558
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,472
I want to help. I do.
559
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,932
But we don't control
the mortgage
560
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,058
on the theater anymore.
561
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,601
Kristen refinanced
a few years ago.
562
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,354
You must know this, Jon.
You do the books.
563
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,481
Well, I-I write
the checks every month.
564
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,942
But, you know, sometimes
the names on the checks
565
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:24,277
don't always match the payee.
566
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,404
No, I don't know that.
567
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,323
Well, but you know
what I'm talking about.
568
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,784
Sometimes it's
a numbered corporation
569
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,994
or Bernie who sells us our meat.
570
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,871
He likes the checks
made out to cash.
571
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,540
Wow, that is just
terrible accounting,
572
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,874
not knowing
who you're paying.
573
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,961
So tell me who-
who owns the mortgage now?
574
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,420
I don't know.
575
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,881
Yeah, well-
576
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:48,301
We're artists.
We know nothing. We're idiots.
577
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,262
It must be Chase.
It must be Chase.
578
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,305
No, I do remember.
579
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:55,016
Kristen, she was looking
for a better rate,
580
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,352
and she's very smart
about that stuff. I'm sorry.
581
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,854
It's fine.
It's just the way it is.
582
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,105
You can't compete
with the mega-banks.
583
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,691
No, no. We understand.
584
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,901
- Thank you for your time.
- Thank you.
585
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:08,071
Thank you for the show.
I don't really know Shakespeare.
586
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:10,907
- That was Shakespeare, right?
- It was, yes.
587
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,660
It was very moving.
588
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,745
Well, thank you. Yes.
589
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,038
I'm so glad.
590
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,707
- Yeah. Good luck.
- [Richard] Thank you.
591
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,626
- Just need a theater.
- Thank you.
592
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,880
Listen, I'm gonna ask Kristen.
593
00:24:25,274 --> 00:24:28,508
There's more where
that came from, folks.
594
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,093
Just come to the theater.
595
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,803
The Millersburg
Festival Theater,
596
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,889
eight times a week,
I hope we'll be there.
597
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,017
"Oh, for a muse of fire-"
What-?
598
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,019
I know! I know! I'm late.
599
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,770
[Kristen groans]
600
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,439
As long as you have time
to work your magic.
601
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,357
Alakazam.
602
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,694
Hey, so, I saw Jeff today.
603
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,237
Jeff?
604
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,198
Yeah, Jeff at the bank?
Bank Jeff?
605
00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,533
- Oh, Jeff!
- Yeah.
606
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,076
Yeah, I haven't seen him
in forever.
607
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,746
You know,
that's what he said.
608
00:24:56,747 --> 00:25:00,457
He said they're not servicing
the mortgage anymore.
609
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,834
You know, they're here in
an hour and I have to shower.
610
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,586
So can-can we just
talk about this later?
611
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,463
Well, I was talking
to Richard and Jeff and-
612
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,798
Why were you at the bank
with Richard?
613
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,967
[stammering]
614
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,969
You know, you're right.
Let's talk after dinner.
615
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,429
I gotta get-
616
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,432
- I love you.
- Yeah, I love you, too.
617
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,184
[jazz playing]
618
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,437
[chattering]
619
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,606
Mm, yeah.
620
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:28,235
- Oh.
- Cucumber and crab vichyssoise
621
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,320
with roasted chili oil
and radish.
622
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,697
That's just the start.
Tell them what's coming.
623
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,575
Oh, it's just my take
on Flounder Meuni�re.
624
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:38,036
I dust it in almond flour
and I finished it off
625
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,121
with a brown butter
thyme reduction
626
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:42,749
and boiled new potatoes
with parsley and chive butter
627
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:46,169
and then some asparagus
with a lemon parmesan sauce
628
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:49,172
and a simple little
endive tomato salad.
629
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,299
Bon app�tit.
630
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,094
Oh, my God.
631
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:56,054
That is what they must eat
in heaven.
632
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,807
[laughing]
633
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,811
What's it like kissing a man?
634
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:04,312
I'm sorry?
635
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,940
What's it like kissing
a man in a play
636
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,858
when you are not gay?
637
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,278
Because I see you
in The Normal Heart.
638
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:12,904
And I know you are not
a gay man
639
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,197
because I read everything.
640
00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,824
I read everything.
641
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,826
But then I see him
kissing Richard Thomas.
642
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:21,538
I think,
"He is being gay so well,
643
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,957
how is he doing that?"
644
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,792
How do you-how do you do that?
645
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,335
It's not that hard, really.
646
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,212
You know, kissing a man,
it's like kissing a woman,
647
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,716
only she's a man.
648
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:35,969
[Connor] Listen,
to our honored chef.
649
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,595
Enough of you slaving away
650
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,431
in the bowels
of that jerk joint.
651
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:42,892
A man of your gifts
deserves his own restaurant
652
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,145
and a chance
at his Michelin star.
653
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,229
Sl�inte.
654
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,522
- [laughing]
- Cheers.
655
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:52,527
Excuse me. Jerk joint? The MFT?
656
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,988
Look, your brother
is a wonderful cook.
657
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,573
[Kristen] Well, he is.
658
00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:58,992
And the food at the theater
is wonderful.
659
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,869
We can't afford
to do this every night.
660
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:01,911
Obviously.
661
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,998
Do you do your own wigs?
662
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:08,168
Uh, no, no,
someone else does my wigs.
663
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:11,463
They have a mold of my head.
664
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,757
- So, Mr. Boyle-
- Uh, Connor.
665
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,842
Connor, Kristen tells me
666
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:18,261
that you're the savior
of the town.
667
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,138
No savior, Richard.
668
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,765
Just a businessman.
669
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,475
Well, honestly,
670
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,560
there's an opportunity here
for redevelopment.
671
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,437
I can make a wee bit
of money as we go along.
672
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,814
And, you know, the town
gets jobs in return.
673
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,858
You know, capitalism.
674
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,151
Have you heard of capitalism?
675
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,611
Rings a bell.
676
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,488
Of course Richard Bean
knows capitalism.
677
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,324
Did you once not on Broadway
do Willy Loman?
678
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,910
- I did.
- Yes, you see,
679
00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:44,329
- I am doing the homework.
- [Connor laughing]
680
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,790
In Russia we love
this Willy play
681
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:50,418
because we see
the truth of this country,
682
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:53,004
great America,
to throw out worker
683
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,382
like old shoe, pew,
you know?
684
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,926
My Nadia, she has a heart
like an artist.
685
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,636
[chuckles]
686
00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:01,054
She's a dreamer.
687
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,389
You must be a dreamer too.
688
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:03,556
I mean, you must have a plan,
689
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:04,974
a vision for this whole town.
690
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,559
[clinking]
691
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,812
Let's just all enjoy
this wonderful soup, shall we?
692
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:12,607
He is wanting to build a casino.
693
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,234
A casino?
694
00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:15,360
[Connor] I wasn't ready
to talk about it.
695
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,694
Yes, but you are, these days,
696
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,987
you are talking
of nothing else.
697
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,989
It's casino this, casino-
698
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,282
Well, that is pretty much
the truth.
699
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:22,575
Yes.
700
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,827
Connor, tell us about it.
701
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:26,246
Well, it's more of a-
702
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:29,332
an entertainment complex,
you know,
703
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,419
with a shopping center
and four-star hotel
704
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,712
and three swimming pools.
705
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:39,259
I hope it's gonna have
one of those spouting fountains
706
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,469
where the-the lights
and the music
707
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,554
are all synchronized
to the spurts.
708
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,180
[Connor] Why not?
709
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:47,225
And a five-star restaurant
for Jon to do his cooking.
710
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,893
Right here in Millersburg.
711
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,354
You know, that came to me
when I tasted this fucking soup.
712
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,398
So we're going to become
a casino town.
713
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,482
With a restaurant? For me?
714
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,692
[Connor]
It's the perfect location.
715
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,318
It will have a theater.
716
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,987
It will have
a big theater for you.
717
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:01,865
Also celebrity acts, right?
718
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:06,536
Big draws, you know, like,
uh, Barry Manilow.
719
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:09,664
You know, someone people
will actually pay money to see.
720
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,584
Did you know about
this dream of commerce?
721
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,085
I did not.
722
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,546
But it's still-
it's intriguing.
723
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,631
[Connor] Why not make
Millersburg a destination
724
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,300
for thousands of tourists
725
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,968
to spend money
and have a good time?
726
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,511
I mean, everyone wins.
727
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,847
Except most people.
Most people lose.
728
00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:27,599
- Miranda-
- [Connor] No, she's right.
729
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,851
I mean, that is
how we make money.
730
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,769
- I'm not gonna lie to you.
- I fucking love craps.
731
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,063
- Hey!
- Who wants more wine?
732
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,190
Where are you thinking
about building this?
733
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,107
Where are you building it?
734
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,609
Well, I've looked at several,
735
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,319
you know, possible locations.
736
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,945
Oh, yeah.
And-and I just bought
737
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,990
that old hotel
up in Berryhill-
738
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,242
- The Morrison.
- Yeah, that-that has
739
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,036
a big enough footprint
for the main building.
740
00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:49,496
The Morrison
is a heritage building.
741
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:51,415
It's a landmark. Mom.
742
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:54,709
So you have a name
for this in mind?
743
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,336
No, not yet.
744
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:58,213
Might I suggest
The Golden Boil?
745
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:00,673
[laughing]
746
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:01,758
Okay.
747
00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:03,635
That's-that's very funny.
748
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,096
You know, I-I could build it
right in the heart of things.
749
00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:09,432
I mean, the MFT site
might just be big enough.
750
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:12,060
I got some surveying done
when I took over the loan.
751
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:13,853
Whoa! I'm sorry-
Wait a minute-
752
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,730
- What the fuck?
- Miranda.
753
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,023
What?
754
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,441
You control the loan?
755
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,611
We refinanced around two-
two years ago.
756
00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:23,947
And Mr. Boyle was-
was kind enough to give us-
757
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:27,116
This theater
is our family's legacy
758
00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,576
and you sold it to a developer?
759
00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,203
I did not sell it.
760
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:34,290
I renegotiated
for a very good rate.
761
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:37,585
I mean, we-
we have to make payments, but-
762
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:38,753
[Connor]
Forget about the payments.
763
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,631
Just forget about them.
Let them go.
764
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:44,092
Listen, why-why are you
all killing yourselves?
765
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:46,594
You know? I mean, why,
why don't you let me
766
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,514
build us a complex
with a theater for you
767
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,307
and a restaurant for Jon?
768
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:53,519
Let me make this as clear
as I possibly can.
769
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,813
We're not letting anything go.
770
00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:59,941
The theater is not for sale.
771
00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:03,987
It is not Kristen's theater
to sell.
772
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:07,198
It's our family's theater.
773
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,784
We own it. Okay?
774
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:13,162
- Kristen is an employee.
- I am not an employee!
775
00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,414
[Jon] Come on, Richard,
you can't say that.
776
00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:15,999
- How dare you!
- He didn't mean that.
777
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,417
But why didn't you tell me this?
778
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:18,876
What-? Why did that-?
779
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,670
[laughing]
780
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:21,838
It was when we were
putting in the kitchen.
781
00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:23,715
Did you not think
I could handle this?
782
00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:24,841
- No, it was when we needed-
- This is our family's theater.
783
00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:26,259
We are putting in the kitchen.
784
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,802
Our family's theater...
785
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,554
- Oh, my God!
- What?
786
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,514
I've been killing myself for you
and this entire family.
787
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:32,932
I know you have!
But that's not what I'm saying.
788
00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:34,684
I'm sorry-
I'm really sorry.
789
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,019
[Jon] Listen to me. Can-
Talk to me for a second.
790
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,228
[Kristen] No, I'm not
gonna talk to you!
791
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,938
[Jon] Listen-
792
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,189
[Kristen] No, you cannot
talk to me for a second.
793
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,357
I don't wanna talk-
794
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,400
Serve the fucking flounder!
795
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,193
Tell me, Richard,
796
00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:47,697
how are you remembering
all those lines?
797
00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:48,865
[distant yelling continues]
798
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:50,033
[playful music]
799
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:54,037
Great question.
Great question.
800
00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:55,413
Where's the flounder?
801
00:31:55,414 --> 00:32:05,382
[playful music]
802
00:32:05,432 --> 00:32:09,982
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