All language subtitles for The.Goode.Family.S01E10.Public.Disturbance.1080p.PCOK.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-Hurtom_track3_[eng]

- Quiet down everybody.
(light instrumental music)

Let's talk block party!

- You know what I like
about a block party,

you can go in everybody's
house and touch their stuff.

- Okay.

Well, I like that it's
a super opportunity

to enlighten our neighbors
about conservation

and the dangers of consumerism.

- Well we loved the
eco-bulbs you gave out

last year so much that we
leave them on all the time.

- That's a good bulb.
- Yeah.

- And don't forget the hemp
underwear the year before that.

You should see me in it.

Somebody should.

- At this year's block party,

Helen and I would
like to introduce

the neighborhood's
first lending library

for seldom-used
household necessities.

Like this plunger.

- A plunger library?

- Yes, now the whole block
(gasping)

can share and check this one
out whenever they need it.

- Needing a plunger is a
very private shame, Gerald.

- Well see, that's what a
block party is all about.

You can borrow a
plunger from a friend

instead of buying
one from a stranger.

- Alright I'm in.
(upbeat music)

I got a life-sized Hank
Williams cutout I'm done with.

- I have a policeman's uniform.

- Oh yeah.
- I've got a fish filter.

- This is gonna be the
best block party ever.

Hey, maybe we should invite
the cul-de-sac this year.

Someone has a nifty new fire
extinguisher down there.

- Hm, but why just
stop at a cul-de-sac?

- Well, it is a dead end.

- Gerald, we're
doing good work here.

Why shouldn't more
people know about it?

We could make this
a city-wide party.

- Oh that does sound good,

but we only have one plunger,

and we usually run out
of bean dip as it is.

- That's why we need a sponsor.

(upbeat music)

We're having our
annual block party,

and it's going to be a
major eco-conscious event.

The Juice Depot has
shown a lot of interest.

- I like your message, we're in.

I'll grab you some banners,
scratch pads, anything you need.

No food.
(people chattering)

(bell dinging)

- [Store Announcer]
Attention shoppers.

Direct your attention
to a Freegan update.

Heinrich Mueller has
reached Millbrook City.

(cheering and clapping)

- He's such an inspiration.

- What's Freegan mean?

- Allow me.

Freegans refuse to buy anything

as a political statement against

our terribly wasteful lifestyle.

They live off discarded food

they salvage from out dumpsters.

Heinrich Mueller is
walking across our country

to rub America's nose
in its own waste.

- Yeah.
(people humming)

- Hm, he's a hero.

It's too bad he's not
coming through Greenville.

- Bummer.

Now all of our garbage
is gonna go to waste.

- You know who else is
doing something good?

We are!

We're having an
eco-conscious block party.

You should come, Margo.

It will be very progressive.

- Ooh, I'm progressive.

That sounds interesting.
- Oh yeah.

- Yeah.
- Mm.

- I'm sure it's not...

- And we're going to
be educating people

about the dangers
of consumerism.

(bell dinging)
(beeping)

- So I guess the
Goodes can teach us

all we need to know
about consuming less.

Poor Heinrich Mueller,
wasting his time

walking across the
entire country,

when all he had to do was
jump in a bounce house

and eat churros with the Goodes.

(suspenseful music)
(gasping)

(bell dinging)
(beeping)

- As much as I hate
to embarrass you

in front of everyone, Margo,

Heinrich loved the idea
of our block party.

He told me so when he agreed
to be our grand marshal.

(people humming)

- Honey, I'm assuming
Heinrich Mueller

isn't really coming here.

- Oh he will be.

(upbeat instrumental music)

(singing in foreign language)

♪ The Goode Family ♪

(gentle music)

- How do you even
find a Freegan?

- Why was I born into a
family that would want to?

- I hope we find him.

A boy my age needs a
strong German influence.

- I just got off the phone
with Heinrich's publicist.

She's going to get him to come!

- He has a publicist?

How does she even reach him?

- Word of mouth.

She said I'll tell two Germans,

then they'll tell two Germans,

and he'll be here
sometime on Wednesday.

Or Thursday.

(gentle music)

- So this Freegan,
he eats trash?

Even when it's not a dare?

- I have a cousin who
eats out of the dumpster.

We never gave him a fancy name.

- People, Heinrich
is a true visionary.

I get goosebumps
when I think about

how tiny his carbon
footprints are.

And to think I'll
be able to share

my conservation ideas with him.

(grumbling)

- Gee Helen, it looks like
your guest is a no-show.

Maybe he got
confused and wound up

on another street of
nondescript tract houses.

Or more likely, he's
just not coming.

- Oh I'm sure he's coming.

- I think I see him.

(camera zooming)
(suspenseful music)

He's walking towards us!

(cheering)
(majestic music)

- Keep it going, everyone.

(cheering)

- I think that's just a dog.

- No, it's him!
(suspenseful music)

- Okay one last time, everybody.

(cheering)

- You said he was rugged,

but you didn't mention he
had a Steven Seagal ponytail.

Hubba.

- Hello Mr. Mueller.

I'm Gerald Goode,
this is my wife Helen.

We want you to know
that we are committed

to making this block party
as low impact as possible.

- Of course you are.

There's always a Gerald.

There's always a Helen.

You're always saving the planet.

- Yes, tell Margo that.

She's the greedy materialist

with the red shirt
and short hair.

(groaning)

- Well as you can tell
from my hand-crafted model,

we're trying to do our part

to make a little difference.

- Yes, it looks
like you are making

a very little difference.

- Maybe I should explain.
(sighing)

- Don't bother.

You with your
multiple tablecloths

and freshly inked T-shirts.

This party is but a foul orgy

of excess and wastefulness.

- Shame on you.

- It's not a total loss.

I can use this
cardboard as my shoe

and be on my way.

(light ominous music)

- But...

- I know Germans aren't
famous for their good humor,

but I'd say he was
severely disappointed.

- Heinrich wait.

Please, you can't go.

I promised everyone
you'd be there.

You're the key to making
this an eco-conscious event.

- I must continue trotting
across this horrid

God-forsaken country.

Every step more
painful than the last.

Until I die in front of
one of your big Save Marts.

And I'm packaged and
sold like everything else

in the U.S. of waste.

- Mr. Mueller, I
know none of this

is up to your standards,

but you can teach
us to be better.

That's why you're here, right?

(gentle music)

- Yes please, stay with us.

We don't have much, but what
we do have, we throw out.

(yawning)

- Hey, I've sacrificed
so much already.

Who am I to start
living for myself now?

My walk will take a detour
into your den of excess.

- Oh yeah.

You can stay in my room,
and be like my big brother.

I call the floor.
(gentle music)

- I was thinking of
getting a windmill

for the miniature golf course

that can power the
cotton candy machine.

- And what about all
the time and materials

used to make this windmill?

Do you think it was
manufactured by magical fairies

at the good intentions factory?

- No.

- We're gonna serve
organic caramel apples

that were grown in
our very own yard.

Try one.

- I hate to be what you
Americans call the gloomy gus,

but I can't eat
anything that was grown,

harvested, and caramelized,

when there is so much food
that has been thrown away.

- You could've just
said no thank you.

- If I was a bourgeois
house frow, yes.

But I draw sustenance from
what others consider refuse.

- So you're basically
a talking raccoon.

- Check it.

(light music)

- Hours of fun!

- How was your garbage?

Would you like some salt?

- No, I make my own.

(light instrumental music)

- Wow.

- I never thought of harnessing

my body's own resources
for seasoning.

I have so much to learn.

- And we can stay up all night.

Heinrich, have you
ever kissed a girl?

- It's a little dark
in here, Ubuntu.

- There's a light right there.

- Unfortunately, I
don't turn lights on.

You see, electrical
power is merely

another unnecessary
extravagance.

But if you were to turn it on,

I would have to live with it.

(light clicking)

And if someone have
Tivo-ed "Housewives"

I'd have to watch that too.

(gentle music)

(licking)

- Sure, we have a lot
of eco-friendly ideas

for the party, but Heinrich
thinks we could do even better.

How about we use gray
water in the dunk tank?

- What's gray water?

- Oh it's wonderful.

Now, let's brainstorm.

All Earth-friendly
ideas are welcome.

- I could set up a petting
zoo for Gutterball.

(slurping)

I'll just hand out
some liability waivers

and we'll be fine.

- What if we turn our house
into a haunted mansion,

troubled by an
over-consuming ghost

who has leaky faucets and
badly-insulated windows?

- Great idea, but just remember,

we don't want kids
to be too scared.

Just gravely concerned.

- Oh.

That's a horrendous idea.

I've heard enough.

This is a putrid circus,

and you are the
craven ringleader.

(laughing)

- You're right, Heinrich.

This is an orgy of waste.

And as much as I've
disappointed you,

I've disappointed
myself even more.

- Oh, maybe next
time you'll think

before you try to inflict
a party on others.

- Gerald, all due respect
to the bum on your couch,

but why the hell are
we listening to him

tell us how to throw a party?

- The black is right.

Who am I to challenge
your wasteful ways?

I only left behind my
wife and six children

to try and absorb the
sins of your country

through my selfless and
soul-shattering walk.

- Heinrich, why don't you
come with me to One Earth?

They're sponsoring
the block party.

- One Earth is crap.

Corporate sponsorship is crap.

Your block party is...
- Crap?

- No, it's the sputum
of an ignorant village.

(gasping)

- You're right, Mr. Mueller,
but it doesn't have to be.

Please believe me, I want
to do this the right way.

Show me how.

- Fine, then come with me.

- Before you go, I need to
throw out my phone number.

(light music)

(suspenseful music)
(rat chirping)

- Here, this is the biggest
party supply store on Earth.

- It is?
- Yes.

That pile of mattresses,
that is your bouncy house.

You can fill that old
rusty tub with leaves,

and have your beloved
dunking booth.

You see?

- I suppose.

- No, you don't.

You are blind.

If you want to heal the
Earth, you must truly commit,

even if it involves sacrifice.

- I sacrifice, I haven't bathed
in hot water in seven years.

- Oh, excuse me.

Let me call the wife and
eight children I left behind

to tell them about
your tepid baths.

- I'm sorry, I...

- Do you want to change
the world, Gerald?

Do you want to be good?

- Yes, yes I do.

- Then bounce with me, Gerald.

(springs bouncing)
(suspenseful music)

Come, take my hand.

Play in the bouncy house.

Ah!
(laughing)

- Oh.

- Hey, Heinrich, can
we play catch now?

- Instead of that, why
don't you call your friend,

my mom, on speakerphone.

- Oh.

(phone dialing)
(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

(yawning)

(gasping)
(suspenseful music)

- Oh God.
- Morning Helen.

- Penny, what are
you doing here?

- I dropped by to see
Heinrich last night.

He reused me three times.

- What are you doing?

- Heinrich and I are having
a picnic later, in your bed.

- Ugh.
- Mom.

Someone took our garden.

- Ugh!
(gentle music)

What the hell?

Heinrich, who are
all these people?

- I put you on the
Freegan hot list.

You don't mind sharing all
your ludicrous excess, do you?

- Ugh!

Gerald, where have you been?

You're supposed to be
working on the party.

- I am, and Heinrich gave
me a bunch of super ideas.

This mattress can
be our bouncy house,

and that old fridge can
be a fort for children.

- No, they can't.

Heinrich was supposed to
make this party great,

but instead he's destroying it.

Well I've had enough.

If I have to hear him say it's
free o'clock one more time,

I'm gonna snap.

- I was once misguided
like you, Helen.

You need to change
the way you think.

It's easy, take my hand.

Bounce with me.
(springs bouncing)

(coughing)

(door slamming)

(upbeat TV music)

- Alright Heinrich, time
to continue your walk.

Spread the word, off you go.

- There's nothing I'd
like more, but I can't.

Your over-consumptive
lifestyle has infected me.

Even your rubbishes to rich.

It has given me gout.

- He doesn't have gout.

- Oh no, what have we done?

This is terrible.

You must go on, Heinrich.

Your walk is too important.

- Of course it is, but
there is nothing I can do.

- I'm sure you can suck it up.

Now come on, get up, go, shoo.

- Helen, stop.

This is all my fault, Heinrich.

Not only am I not good enough,

I'm making you worse.

(sighing)

I'm not a good enough person,

but I know how to be,

even if it means abandoning
the block party and my family.

I know now what I have to do.

I will continue Heinrich's
walk as a Freegan.

(gasping)

(gentle music)

- This is ridiculous, Gerald.

You're just going to
abandon your family?

- Please, guys, I'll just walk
until Heinrich feels better.

- Dad, I don't want
to rock the boat here,

but you have a job.

- Yes, but now I have something
more important, a calling.

- But who will I open jars for?

- Please, don't
make this harder.

I need to make the
kind of sacrifices

Heinrich was talking about.

Do you think it was
easy for him to walk out

on two wives, six or eight kids,

and a mountain of debt
to spread his message

of hope and criticism?

- What about the block party?

You've worked so hard on it.

This is your chance to be good.

To influence everybody
while they're having fun.

- Yeah, that's before I realized

that fun produces
a lot of waste.

- Dad, you know this is asinine.

Don't hold back now.

Do something.

- Son, if you really feel like

you have to do this walk,

could you return these
movies for me on your way?

(laughing)

(light ominous music)

- Gerald.

- So, bro, as soon as
your foot gets better,

dad can come home.

So hurry up.

- The gout is a fickle mistress.

There's no telling how long
she will have me in her sway.

Could be years.

- Alright Bliss,
grandpa's gonna teach you

how to roust a bum.

- Get him, grandpa!

Work his kidneys!

- I buckle.

- Oh, I can't get any
leverage on this goon.

The only way to get this
guy out of your house

is to torch the place.

There are some pros
and cons to that one.

(gentle music)

- Hello guys.

I'm a Freegan.

A Freegan is...

Oh, I see you already know.

I'll save this for later.

- So wait, you're telling us
Gerald's become a Freegman now?

- Freegan, and worse than
that, he's a road Freegan.

He's taken up Heinrich's walk.

- Oh my God, what
are we gonna do?

I don't want to have a
block party without Gerald.

- Yeah, who are we
gonna make fun of?

- Well, to get Gerald back,

we have to get rid of Heinrich.

- Oh, you want to
get rid of him now,

but when he called me
the black, that was okay.

(door slamming)

- I told Heinrich I loved him.
(gentle music)

And he dumped me.

I was dumped by a man who
doesn't throw away anything.

(weeping)

(suspenseful music)
(hawks cawing)

(stomach grumbling)

- Ooh, this garbage is warm.

I haven't had a hot
meal in a long time.

(crunching)

(spitting)

- Daddy!

We miss you!

There's no one to
sing me to sleep.

- And there's no one to
gently deflect my sarcasm.

- Gerald, come home.

Your family needs you.

- Blah blah blah, let's
go hit a dung pile.

(barking)

(flies buzzing)

- Ugh.

- You know, Che, I thought
I was getting a big brother.

But instead I'm losing a father.

Come on boy, let's go
somewhere the Freegan isn't.

- If before you leave you happen

to turn on the computer and
Google haircuts of the stars...

- Heinrich, there's
someone here to see you.

- I told you Penny, I'm
in love with my ideals.

Even your name reminds
me of commerce.

We are through.

- Actually, we're not.

I'm pregnant.
(ominous music)

- I've never heard
of a case of gout

clearing up so quickly.

- It still pains me, but not
as much as your wasteful, ugh.

- Since I had a fake pregnancy,

can I have a fake baby shower?

- Look, it's Gerald.

- Heinrich, I had
to stop the walk.

I couldn't do it.

- Of course you couldn't.

- Dad.

- Gerald, are you okay?
(dog barking)

- I am now.

Heinrich, I realized I can't
make the sacrifices you can.

I can't leave my family.

I'm not as good as you.

I hope you're not disappointed.

- I am pretty much at the
same level of disappointment

as when I started.

Go you back to your selfish
family and horrible life.

(gentle instrumental music)

- Your selfish family couldn't
be happier to have you back.

Ugh, Ubuntu, hose
your father down.

- Ugh.
(water spraying)

(upbeat music)

- Oh yeah!

(growling)
(screaming)

- Great block party, guys.

Thanks.

- Well, maybe it's not
completely waste-free,

but it seems like
people are having fun.

- And look at the
difference you've made.

The recycling bins
are half full,

we're sold out of
meatless corn dogs,

and dad hasn't stolen anything.

It's our best block party ever.

- You're right, Helen.

But I guess the
old saying is true.

Compost starts at home.
(upbeat music)

(upbeat instrumental music)

(singing in foreign language)

♪ The Goode Family ♪