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(playful music)
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- [Helen] I don't
care what anyone says.
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Pierce Brosnan was
a great James Bond.
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- [Ubuntu] Mm-hm.
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(dog sniffs)
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(dramatic music)
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(Helen gasps)
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- Oh, my god!
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This isn't your vegan dog food.
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Oh, you poor boy!
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You almost ate meat.
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I'm so sorry, Che!
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- Look at him.
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He's shaking with fear
about what he almost did.
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(chicken clucking)
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- Stop slobbering on my leg!
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- Come here.
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You can slobber on me.
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Ahh.
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- Coupons, they're like lottery
tickets that always win.
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Hey, what do you guys say
to dinner at Cranky's?
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- But Cranky's is a
barbecue restaurant.
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- With meat?
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- I hear they don't
even serve bread
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because it's a distraction.
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- You'll love Cranky's!
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Animals have gotten
so much more delicious
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since you guys last ate one.
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- Relax, everyone.
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Cranky's new chili is meatless.
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It says so right here.
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If a staunch
carnivore like Cranky
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can add a meatless
item to his menu
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and print a coupon for it,
we need to support him.
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- Are you sure you
wanna go to that place?
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- His slogan is "I hate you."
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- He hates me?
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(bluesy guitar music)
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- Gerald, I don't like it here.
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We better open a window.
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I think Ubuntu's
feeling a little sick
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from all the secondhand
meat in the air.
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(Ubuntu panting)
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- What was that?
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- It is a corn-hog.
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Chunks of burger and steak
wrapped in bacon, battered,
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deep-fried in pig fat and
slathered in barbecue sauce.
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Come on, Gerald.
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Have a bite.
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- (groans) I'll just wait
for my meatless chili.
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- Cranky!
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How about that meatless
chili over here?
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- The sissy chili will get there
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when it gets there,
you fat, old maggot!
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(patrons laughing)
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- You zinged him good, Cranky.
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- Touche!
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- Cranky, huh?
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I'm just not seeing it.
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- So you're the infamous Cranky.
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Well, you, sir, are as
colorful as advertised.
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- I hate your
creepy little teeth.
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- If you, um, want to
get on his good side,
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compliment him on his
chili cook-off awards.
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He's very proud of 'em.
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- I guess you lesbians think
it's funny that for 23 years,
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I've never won a
single chili cook-off!
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You know what I think's funny?
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Oh, look, the parking
lot's got two mommies!
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(both laughing)
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- (laughs) Every year he
loses the chili cook-off,
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he gets a little crankier.
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You know, this place used
to be called Jeremy's.
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Well, by serving meatless
chili, he's a winner in my book.
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Let's see how it stacks
up against my vegan stew.
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This is delicious!
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- Oh, now you're
trying to be funny.
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- No, I love it.
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This chili will win you
that blue ribbon for sure.
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You have got to
tell me your secret.
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- It's simple, idiot.
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It's the special sauce I
use to marinate the chicken.
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(dramatic music)
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(Helen gasps
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- You put meat in
your meatless chili?
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- Not meat, you
pinhead, chicken!
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- But But But I haven't
eaten meat in 20 years.
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Oh, God!
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- Now that's funny!
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(upbeat music)
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(singing in foreign language)
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♪ The Goode Family ♪
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(monitors beeping)
(Gerald moans)
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- Okay, Mr. Goode We
pumped your stomach
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and evacuated your intestines.
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You're gonna be just fine.
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Uh, just remember,
life is precious.
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Suicide prevention?
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- Well, the doctors
wouldn't pump your stomach
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just to get chicken
out, so I told them
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you swallowed a
bottle of painkillers.
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- Good work.
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You know, this near-death
experience has got me thinking.
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I cannot let Cranky
get away with this.
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- Yes, finally!
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Some people only understand
a good ass-kicking!
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- I say we stick his
head into one of his pots
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and give him a chili swirly!
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- Let's sue him!
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With the right jury,
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we could get seven
figures, maybe eight.
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We could buy Greenville,
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burn it to the ground
and start over.
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- No.
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I'm going to get Cranky
to take the chicken
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out of his meatless chili.
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And he will do that when we
change his heart with patient,
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compassionate,
nonviolent persuasion.
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(all groan)
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- That never works.
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- Gerald... If Gandhi
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can get the British
out of India,
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I can get Cranky to take the
chicken out of his chili.
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- Look, I love Gandhi.
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You love Gandhi.
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Everybody loves Gandhi.
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- Eh, I've seen better.
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- The point is, he
took on the British.
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Anybody coulda beaten them.
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- It's all "please" and "thank
you very much" with them.
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Cranky ain't no brit.
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- Well, Cranky is a pretty tough
character, but don't worry.
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He's going to have to answer
to my poster board and markers.
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- Oh, no, Honey.
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Not a protest.
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- Yes, a protest.
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Who's with me?
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- Yeah, right.
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- (sighs) Fine.
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I'll just have to
face him mano a mano.
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- I think he's short one mano.
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- Ah, thank God you
showed up, Penny.
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Chants always sound better
when you can say "we."
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- I always wanted to
be a crossing guard.
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I guess this is as
close as I'll ever get.
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- Number 27!
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I got something for you, too.
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(sinister music)
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- (gasps) Oh, my God!
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You're covered in meat!
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- Yes, Cranky seems to
have started a contest
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called "beef darts",
and I'm the target.
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But I'm clearly getting to
him, and that's a good start.
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- Gerald, enough's enough.
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- No.
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I'm going to shower off
this meat and au jus
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and go right back and
keep the pressure on.
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(humming)
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♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
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♪ This little light of mine ♪
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(Che whimpers)
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♪ Let it shine ♪
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(Che barking)
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- Che! (whistles)
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Che!
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(grunts)
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I can't find Che.
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I've looked everywhere.
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He's gone!
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- Are you sure you didn't
make him into your bed again?
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- That's the first place
I look for everything.
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- Okay, Che is lost.
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Don't worry, we'll find him.
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I'll just call your dad and
get him to bring the car home
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so we can comb the area.
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(phone beeping)
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- [Gerald] Hello,
this is Gerald Goode.
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I've gone over my
minutes for the month,
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so I can't take this call.
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I'll get back to
you at my earliest...
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- Okay, your dad
is at his protest.
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He'll be home soon.
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Until then, we can make
fliers, call shelters.
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I mean, how long can he
spend at his useless protest
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before he just gives in?
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(kids grunting)
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- What do I want?
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Chicken out of the
meatless chili!
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When do I want it, now!
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(grunts)
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(triumphal music)
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- Who the hell's out here?
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Hey, you!
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Nobody eats my garbage
unless they pay for it!
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Now you're gonna pay for it.
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(Che growling)
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Growl at me, will ya?
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Nice catch.
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Come here.
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Here.
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(mysterious music)
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- Che, Che!
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- I should've let him lick me.
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- I licked him too much.
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Kids, when we play the
blame game, no one wins.
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Of course, we could cover
a hell of a lot more ground
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if your father wasn't
AWOL with our car.
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(phone beeps)
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- Cranky's, go to hell.
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- Oh, hi, Cranky.
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Um, I think my husband
may be protesting
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outside your restaurant.
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I wonder if you could ask
him to come to the phone.
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Please?
- You talking
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about the weenie?
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- He is not a weenie.
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- Say he's a weenie,
and I'll put him on.
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- Okay, my husband is a weenie.
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Now will you put him on?
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- Sorry, he left.
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But if I see him, I'll tell
him you called him a weenie.
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(phone rings)
- Maybe someone found Che.
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- Hello?
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- I just found a phone.
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So the protest wasn't
exactly a slam dunk,
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but I have a new idea of
how to help change Cranky.
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Gerald, we need the
car to look for...
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- Hey, get away from my desk!
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- Thanks for helping us
look for our dog, Ray.
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Gerald is busy.
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- There's a cat.
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You want a cat?
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- Thanks, but we'll
stick with Che.
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(car beeps)
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- Well, there goes another tank.
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- Again?
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How many miles a
gallon do you get?
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- Nine, on the highway.
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We're not on the highway.
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- Hey, I know him.
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Dad's on TV!
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Dad's on TV!
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He's spreading the
word about Che!
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The "Average guy" has
learned that something stinks
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at Cranky's barbecue,
and it's not the bathroom
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that he charmingly never cleans.
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No, it's local
buzzkill Gerald Goode,
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who is trying to stop Cranky
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from finally winning
a blue ribbon
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at the upcoming chili
cook-off next week!
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- No, no.
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I just want him to
take the chicken
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out of his meatless chili.
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- Uh-huh.
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And why on God's green
earth would he do that?
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- Well, because
chicken is meat, and...
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- Meat comes from mammals,
and chicken comes from birds.
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It's a fact.
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Look it up.
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00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,254
- I don't know, wow.
261
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:22,380
That, now that...
262
00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:24,257
- (speaking gibberish)
stammer much?
263
00:11:27,345 --> 00:11:29,354
- (laughs) He got flushed.
264
00:11:35,136 --> 00:11:37,145
Sit-in at Cranky's, 5:00.
265
00:11:37,221 --> 00:11:38,574
See you there.
- Uh-huh.
266
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,023
- Gerald, caught
your act on TV today.
267
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,776
It was a disgrace.
268
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,329
- Yeah, that piece was
a little bit slanted.
269
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,823
That's why I'm here, to
find some like-minded people
270
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,868
to join me for a
sit-in at Cranky's.
271
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:55,872
- Cranky is a noble savage
whose ways should be preserved,
272
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,758
not perverted by
your cultural norms.
273
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,139
- He's the only authentic
thing in this stupid town,
274
00:12:02,163 --> 00:12:04,055
except me and my friend Drake.
275
00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:10,845
- Che will never find soy
kibble out in the wild.
276
00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:12,472
He must be starving.
277
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:14,056
- That makes two of us.
278
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,827
Who's up for some
meatless chili?
279
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,117
(Cranky laughing)
280
00:12:26,604 --> 00:12:27,820
- Excuse me.
281
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:28,872
Cranky?
282
00:12:30,942 --> 00:12:31,824
That's right, Cranky.
283
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,910
You're the victim of a sit-in.
284
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,245
I'm not leaving until
you take the chicken
285
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,513
out of your chili.
286
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,383
- Well, get comfortable,
you little gremlin!
287
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,085
I'm not gonna change my
meatless chicken chili,
288
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,922
because it's going to
finally win me my blue ribbon
289
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,766
in this year's cook-off.
290
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,562
- The cavalry has arrived,
and not a moment too soon.
291
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,439
Gerald, we're not
here to protest.
292
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,141
Ray's here for some chili,
and we're trying to find Che.
293
00:12:57,218 --> 00:12:58,309
He's lost.
294
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,019
- Che's lost?
- Yes!
295
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:02,522
You'd know that if you were
actually with your family
296
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,492
instead of wasting your
time on a stupid protest.
297
00:13:05,568 --> 00:13:09,120
- Yeah, and by the way, your
wife called you a weenie.
298
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,449
- Che!
- Oh, there he is.
299
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,834
What are you doing here, boy?
300
00:13:15,912 --> 00:13:17,036
- Here, Che!
301
00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:18,871
Come slobber on me.
302
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:19,956
It's okay.
303
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,959
- Hey, stay away from my dog!
304
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:23,693
- Your dog?
305
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,545
This is our dog, Che.
306
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,555
Che, come on.
307
00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:27,622
Come to papa.
308
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:32,093
- (whistles) Dog, get
your butt over here.
309
00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:33,311
- He won't go to you.
310
00:13:33,388 --> 00:13:34,562
He is a vegan.
311
00:13:36,341 --> 00:13:38,421
He is repulsed by you and
all that you stand for.
312
00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:46,942
- That's meat!
313
00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,442
- He's brainwashed Che!
314
00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,987
- Ah, it must be
Stockholm syndrome,
315
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,990
where the captives start to
identify with their captors.
316
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:54,657
- Make him stop!
317
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,325
- Who likes meat?
318
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,420
Dog likes meat. (laughs)
319
00:13:59,497 --> 00:14:01,377
- You know, my family
tried to tell me
320
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,624
that you were a
horrible, despicable man
321
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,252
who could never change,
and they were right.
322
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,847
- Because you're a loser!
323
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,510
- I'm not a loser!
324
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,012
- Yes, you are.
325
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,180
You get meaner and
more bitter every year
326
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,099
you don't win that
chili cook-off.
327
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,350
Well, guess what?
328
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,020
You are never going to
win, because you cook
329
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,605
with hate and anger.
330
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,432
(Cranky sputters)
331
00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:33,229
- Uh-oh.
332
00:14:36,326 --> 00:14:38,293
Dad, maybe you
should take it back. q
333
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,092
(monitor beeps)
334
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:53,308
- We're really,
really, really sorry
335
00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:55,468
for giving you a heart attack.
336
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:58,220
Anyway, now that you're
completely out of danger,
337
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,098
we just wanted to see
how you were doing
338
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,400
and get this little fella.
339
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,653
- Hands off.
340
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,395
He's part of my recovery.
341
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,106
- Which seems to be
going like gangbusters.
342
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,733
You look great.
343
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,611
So when you're better,
you'll give Che back to us,
344
00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:15,029
right Mr. Cranky?
345
00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,572
- Why should I?
346
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,658
- Because he's our
dog, and we love him.
347
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,618
He's important to us.
348
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,455
- Well, winning the chili
cook-off was important to me,
349
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,924
and you took that away.
350
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,085
This was going to be my year,
351
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:32,013
because I found the
answer, chicken.
352
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:34,340
It's lighter, so it
lets the chili's spices
353
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,642
come to the fore.
354
00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:38,219
But now I'm too weak to compete,
355
00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:40,688
so you're going
to compete for me.
356
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,181
- Cook with chicken?
357
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,724
Uh, we're vegans.
358
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,026
We can't do that.
359
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:46,103
- Sure you can.
360
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,105
You cook my chili
for me, with chicken,
361
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:52,659
get me my blue ribbon, then
you can have your dog back.
362
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:03,119
Well, I guess all we have
to do is cook the chili
363
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,621
Cranky's way and get Che back.
364
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:10,126
Okay, according to Cranky,
the best-tasting chickens
365
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,097
are the ones who
have been loved,
366
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:15,139
so he wants us to name them
before we slaughter them.
367
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,300
Oh, and here's a helpful tip.
368
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,355
After you kill them, they're
gonna want to run around
369
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,407
with their heads off.
370
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:22,431
Just let 'em.
371
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,557
- This feels wrong.
372
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,600
- Because it is wrong.
373
00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:29,311
- I would've thought giving a
guy like Cranky a heart attack
374
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,813
would feel empowering.
375
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,032
But that's just not who we are.
376
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,443
Gerald, maybe Cranky
can't be changed,
377
00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:37,653
but we can't let him change us.
378
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,038
- Mom's right.
379
00:16:39,115 --> 00:16:41,115
If we cook his meatless
chili with chicken,
380
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,491
we're no better than him.
381
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,661
- And Che wouldn't be any
better with us than him.
382
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,498
- He is a sick, twisted
man, but what can we do?
383
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:53,169
- Gerald, all he cares about
is winning that blue ribbon.
384
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,679
I know you've got what it takes
385
00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:59,425
to cook award-winning meatless
chili, our way, with no meat!
386
00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:00,502
Come on, honey!
387
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:05,097
- All of this happened
because I went off on my own.
388
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,225
If we're gonna get Che back,
we have to do it together.
389
00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:11,237
(upbeat samba music)
390
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:43,311
(midtempo rock guitar music)
391
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,411
Don't look.
392
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,621
Keep your eyes straight ahead.
393
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,581
We just have to get Che back.
394
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,468
- [Announcer] Chili cookers,
two minutes till judgment day!
395
00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:17,637
- We can do this, come on!
396
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,267
- Ah, did anyone
blanch the kale?
397
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,904
(groans) We should
have blanched the kale.
398
00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:34,612
- Gerald, I blanched the kale.
399
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,155
We're gonna be fine.
400
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,534
- Cranky's chili.
401
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,619
Always good, but
not good enough.
402
00:18:50,988 --> 00:18:52,955
That's disgusting!
403
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,584
This tastes like a possum
barfed up a baby's diaper!
404
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,555
You shouldn't be allowed
to call it chili.
405
00:18:58,579 --> 00:19:00,440
It shouldn't even be
in the same category
406
00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:01,544
as these other entries!
407
00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:09,430
- You're right, it
shouldn't, because this
408
00:19:09,506 --> 00:19:12,308
is completely organic,
locally grown,
409
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:13,943
meat and chicken-free chili.
410
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,195
- Meat and chicken-free?
411
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:18,355
So you made fish chili?
412
00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:20,524
- No, it's all veggies.
413
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,828
My chili is good for our
bodies and our world.
414
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:28,282
It's flavored with
compassion and justice,
415
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:31,711
and I happen to think that
that tastes pretty dang good.
416
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,331
- Eh, the heart association
has been threatening
417
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,341
to shut us down.
418
00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,528
This might get those
drips off our back.
419
00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:41,863
And help us get a liquor
license for next year.
420
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,882
- [Judge] And in our newest
heart-healthy, meatless,
421
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,634
chickenless, fishless category,
422
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:49,478
the winner is
Cranky's barbecue pit!
423
00:19:55,353 --> 00:19:56,644
(Cranky laughs)
424
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,479
- Congratulations, Cranky.
425
00:19:58,555 --> 00:19:59,864
- Thanks.
426
00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:02,399
But you know, "Cranky"
doesn't really fit me anymore.
427
00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:04,285
Call me Jeremy.
428
00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:05,536
- You did it, Gerald.
429
00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:09,323
You got Che back, and you
actually changed Cranky.
430
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,375
- We all changed him, together.
431
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,037
- Maybe he's still
cranky underneath.
432
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,797
He just needs to get pissed off.
433
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,918
- Hey, Cranky, you didn't
really win that blue ribbon.
434
00:20:20,995 --> 00:20:22,002
Gerald did!
435
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:23,879
You're still a loser!
436
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,806
- (laughs) Good one, Charles.
437
00:20:25,883 --> 00:20:28,676
Now how about some veggie
chili on the house?
438
00:20:28,752 --> 00:20:30,603
- Ah, it's just not the same.
439
00:20:33,674 --> 00:20:34,556
- Thanks for comin'.
440
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,308
Have a good day!
441
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,401
- You look great, Jeremy.
442
00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:38,686
How are you feeling?
443
00:20:38,762 --> 00:20:41,355
- Never better,
thanks to my new diet.
444
00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:42,601
And even though
I'm going to have
445
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,733
a hard time making
this month's rent,
446
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,744
I've never been happier.
447
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,440
- Here, Che.
448
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,916
Try some of my veggie chili.
449
00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:59,373
(upbeat music)
450
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,385
(upbeat samba music)
451
00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:22,822
(singing in foreign language)
452
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,037
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