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- Boomerang Man here!
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We're learning and having
a good time doing it.
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Now despite the boomerangs,
I'm not Australian.
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So, please, no
Australia questions!
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- I wanna play!
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(audience cheers)
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- Thank you, Boomerang Man.
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As his promotional
brochure states,
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What you toss out there
always comes back.
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I hope that has inspired all
of you to do community service.
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Even if it didn't,
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you still have to do 30
hours of it to graduate.
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- 30 hours?
(audience groaning)
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- Relax.
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You're all heroes.
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And the thing about heroes
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is they shouldn't have
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to do the same things
as regular people.
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You just give an
inspirational speech
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to some second graders.
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I suggest stay off drugs.
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- That sounds easy.
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- Great.
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30 hours of mandatory
kindness toward others.
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- Bliss, chill.
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There's a school-sanctioned
trip to Costa-Rica.
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The plane ride alone
counts for, like, 20 hours.
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My sister went last year.
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Check it out.
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She got so drunk at
the wildlife preserve,
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she puked all over a
rare species of turtle.
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- Oh, my god!
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That is so going to be us!
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(light music)
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- Just don't do it to the
peanut butter anymore.
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- Stay off drugs!
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Stay off drugs.
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- What?
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- Now, Ubuntu, Dr. Millstein
prescribes those pills
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so your mother can
ride in elevators.
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- No, that's my speech for
community service week.
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- That's all you do for
community service week?
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- Yeah, 'cause I'm a hero.
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All football players are.
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- Suntan lotion?
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(scoffs) I've only got one
week, and I want to get in,
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get burned and get out.
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- Bliss, I hope you plan on
doing something meaningful
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for community service week.
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- I'll say so.
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I'm going to be helping
all kinds of people
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and turtles and
stuff in Costa Rica.
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They need me.
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- Wait, I've heard
about that trip.
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It's one big party.
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That is not community service.
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Don't you remember
all the fun we used
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to have at soup kitchens
and needle exchanges?
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- School says Costa-Rica
is good enough.
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- No.
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Community service is
helping your community here,
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not going off on a Central
American party junket.
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- Or giving canned speeches
instead of using your words
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to help make the world
a better place, Ubuntu.
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- You two are not
taking the easy way out.
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- Why does being good
have to be so hard?
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- And suck so bad.
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- I think that's how
you know it's working.
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(upbeat, rhythmic music)
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(singing in foreign language)
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♪ The Goode family ♪
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- I wonder if I could
reuse this as a shower cap.
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- I'm not so sure I
got through to Bliss.
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She thinks we're
not letting her go
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to Costa-Rica because you're
cheap and I'm a monster.
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- Cheap?
- Helen, Gerald.
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Picking up supplies for
Bliss's trip to Costa-Rica?
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- Actually, no, Margo.
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As a matter of fact,
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our daughter prefers doing
real community service
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right here in Greenville.
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- Well, we try to
expose our Celia
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to all the world's suffering.
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And Costa-Rica is a country
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so rich in biodiversity
and poor people.
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- That may be fine for Celia,
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but my daughter is not going
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to become some superficial poser
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whose charity work
is merely an excuse
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to jet-set and attend
meaningless galas only
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to wake up one day alone,
cynical and dead inside.
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(gasps)
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(humming)
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- But Celia's great.
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Great, great, great.
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I'm gonna use this
as a shower cap.
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(groans)
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- (scoffs) I can't believe
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I got stuck with
graffiti cleanup.
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What did you get?
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- I have to donate my hair.
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(triumphant brass music)
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- It's Costa-Rica!
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That's a mexican song.
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- This speech is good,
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but I don't know if it's good
enough to shape a generation.
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- Just bring in a snake.
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Kids love 'em!
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- Ubuntu, I'm sure
it's wonderful.
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Just relax, open your mouth
and change the future.
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- Global warming
increases corporate greed,
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taking its toll on rising
food prices at the pump,
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feeding hate in third world
country human rights violations.
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And so, I ask you,
where are the bees?
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It's up to you!
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- Hm, very powerful stuff,
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but I think you need to
focus on something personal,
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something you've
experienced yourself.
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- Puberty?
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(groans)
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- Maybe just a
smidge less personal.
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- Well, off to clean graffiti
and hide from drive-bys.
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- Bliss, you're overreacting.
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- Don't forget those
gang signs I taught you.
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Those have saved my ass I
don't know how many times.
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(groans)
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(birds chirping)
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- Where's the graffiti?
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Maybe I'm here too late.
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Or just late enough.
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I'm Bliss.
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I'm here to do community
service for school.
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- One sec.
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I'm just building and analyzing
a rehabilitation protocol.
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(bomb exploding)
(man screaming)
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Are you cool?
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- Yeah, I think.
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- I think so, too.
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Bliss, listen closely.
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Clearly, there's no graffiti.
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Guess who doesn't know that.
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The government.
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Guess who keeps
sending money, anyway.
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- The government?
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- I see a little of me in you.
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Now it's 10: a.m., which
means we actually have
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to get down to business.
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Stalking my ex on Facebook.
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- All right.
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- Gingersnaps, Pecan Sandies.
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Oh, oatmeal raisin!
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- Ubuntu, I understand that
cookies are important to you,
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but they might not
be speech material.
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- [Helen] Guys, come here!
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- So the average guy just
got back from Disneyland.
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I had one heck of a good time,
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until I got lost near the
airport and ran into this!
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- Oh!
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- And then this!
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- Oh!
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- I was sick to my stomach
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until I saw these
uncommon laborers,
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these gentlemen of the mop,
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these sanitational sensations
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who have decided to
take back their hood.
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- That's what Bliss is
doing, making the park safe
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for little brown children
and their mamacitas.
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- You should tell Bliss.
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She could probably
use the boost.
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- Tomorrow, the
average guy asks,
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"Whatever happened to pagers?"
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- Hmm.
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(upbeat music)
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- What?
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Where's the profanity?
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- Pass and score!
- Bam!
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You don't see a lot of
headers in foosball.
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- Bliss!
- Mom?
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What are you doing here?
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- I thought this
was an urban park
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in need of rehabilitation.
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Where are the mamacitas?
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The grandmas selling
corn with chili on it?
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- Your mom's not cool, is she?
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- Mm-mm.
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Everything's fine.
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Michelle gets urban
renewal money,
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and I get community service
credit for working on my skills.
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Everybody wins.
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- No!
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Everybody loses.
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You lose!
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Bliss, one of the greatest
gifts you can have
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is the chance to help others
and make a difference.
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Come on.
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I'm sure Jimmy Carter is
building something nearby.
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- You made me do this
in the first place.
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I'm staying here.
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And I'm taking these
boys to the championship.
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- We raised Bliss to give back,
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not leech off the system
like this Michelle person.
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- Helen, Bliss has
veered offtrack before,
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but she always finds her
way back into the fold.
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Now let's hope this
herbal sleep packet
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gives me chamomile-flavored
dreams. (sniffs)
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- But she's taking
the easy way out.
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What's next?
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Running a phony nonprofit
and buying carbon offsets
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so she can fly off
to the Hamptons?
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What are the Hamptons, anyway?
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(sighs)
(snoring)
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- I saw these uncommon laborers,
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these gentlemen of the mop,
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these sanitational
sensations who have decided
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to take back their hood.
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- (sniffs) That's
what Bliss needs.
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And that is what she shall have.
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(exciting, rhythmic music)
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(police sirens blaring)
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- Two words,
Michelle: Pillow fort.
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(Michelle yelping)
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We got tagged?
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I thought that
didn't happen here.
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- It doesn't, but it did!
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The pamphlet is coming true!
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(dramatic music)
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- I hope you're happy, mom.
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Someone tagged the playground,
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and I had to spend all
day getting it off.
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- That's terrible.
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But it felt good doing
something positive
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for the community, didn't it?
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- No.
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But now that it's done,
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Michelle and I can concentrate
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on getting grant money
for matching golf carts.
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(upbeat, rhythmic music)
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(can rattling)
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- Okay. (chuckles)
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- Hey, check out
that awesome tag.
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Gang quality.
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Say hello to my new screensaver.
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- Ah!
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Gang quality!
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I always knew my
art was dangerous.
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- Okay, personal.
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I have a dream!
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I'm flying, but I can't
remember my locker combination.
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Then I wake up.
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Did I inspire you?
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Did I, Ray?
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- Well, I liked the flying part.
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- (groans) There's more
graffiti out there.
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It took all day to clean up.
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- So you cleaned it all up?
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Already?
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I mean, that's great, helping
the community and all,
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but don't work
yourself too hard.
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It might not be so bad for
it to stay up a little while
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for people to see and admire.
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- [Charlie] This punk kid again?
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- Some in the community
think graffiti is a blemish.
263
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,481
- Yeah, so do some
people in this armchair.
264
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,851
- But not Margo Jensen, head
of The Greenville art council.
265
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:38,071
- We believe graffiti
is a relevant art form,
266
00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:41,858
one that allows the
underclass to express itself,
267
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,526
and we are so excited
that underclass
268
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,028
has finally made its
way to Greenville.
269
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,197
And that's why we brought
in Professor Mead,
270
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,367
a visiting art
professor from Oxford.
271
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,201
- That's right.
272
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,169
Oxford, England.
273
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,462
In my opinion, you're lucky
274
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,756
to have a talented new
artist in Greenville.
275
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:57,790
- It is pretty good.
276
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,917
- His name is Huggo.
277
00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:01,169
- It says Heygo!
278
00:12:01,245 --> 00:12:03,254
That's an e and a y, moron!
279
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,451
- And he's clearly working
280
00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,799
in the Aztec tradition
of public art,
281
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,259
to give voice to the oppression
282
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,553
and the pride of
the disenfranchised.
283
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,096
- Well, he's right about that.
284
00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:14,274
That's definitely what
the artist is doing.
285
00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:15,516
- Artist?
286
00:12:15,593 --> 00:12:17,404
Now you think this
criminal is an artist?
287
00:12:17,428 --> 00:12:19,228
- Well, we have
to be open-minded.
288
00:12:19,263 --> 00:12:21,481
- I'm all for Aztec traditions,
289
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,441
except for the human sacrifice,
290
00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:25,401
the cannibalism and the slavery,
291
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:29,322
but this person is
vandalizing public property.
292
00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:30,540
- Yeah, mom!
293
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,136
Public property a
certain daughter
294
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,868
you know has to clean up!
295
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,828
- Well, yes, but it's
the art of the streets.
296
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,288
He gets it.
297
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,414
- Don't look at me.
298
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,758
I like a clean wall.
299
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,293
- Covering up these works
of art is a racist act
300
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,920
against the artist,
301
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,974
an oppressed Chicano
youth stuck in the system.
302
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:46,998
- Great.
303
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,090
So now I'm a racist.
304
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,258
- Well, maybe a little.
305
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,812
(upbeat, rhythmic music)
306
00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:04,975
- Damn!
307
00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:12,615
- Hello, emergency dispatcher?
308
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,042
It's me, Gerald.
309
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,954
I'm out night-biking, and
I stumbled across a vandal.
310
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,256
He looks physically imposing.
311
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,000
He's Helen?
312
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,044
Whoops, just kidding.
313
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,255
I'm safe at home.
314
00:13:27,331 --> 00:13:28,130
Good night.
315
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,632
Helen, you're Huggo?
316
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,967
- Heygo!
317
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,060
It's Heygo!
318
00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:33,970
- I don't understand, Helen.
319
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,513
This is absurd!
320
00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,076
- I was just trying
to help Bliss
321
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,975
by making sure she
had work to do,
322
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:42,153
but then I accidentally
discovered I'm very talented.
323
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:46,148
- You're using VOC paint.
324
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,203
- This is about the
greater good, Gerald.
325
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,619
It's art!
326
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:53,206
- Helen, I can sort of
understand why you started this.
327
00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:54,283
Sort of.
328
00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:57,243
But you have to stop.
(gasps)
329
00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,205
Now I think it's best
that we don't tell Bliss.
330
00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:03,249
(sighs) She'll be
angry and confused
331
00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:06,344
and think that you're out
of your freaking mind.
332
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:14,477
(computer beeping)
333
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,855
- It was Heygo.
334
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,266
Oh Margo, I saw you on TV.
335
00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:23,069
What an exciting new artist
we have on our hands, yes?
336
00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:25,187
- Oh, he's a genius.
337
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:28,024
And yet, you let your
daughter censor him.
338
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,526
Is that what you meant
by community service?
339
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,412
Destroying art locally?
340
00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:35,197
- It's not Bliss's fault that
some reactionary elements
341
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,042
can't handle the
mysterious Heygo's work.
342
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:40,453
- Well, first off, it's Huggo.
343
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:43,623
And second, he's not
so mysterious anymore.
344
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,291
He's come forward.
345
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,251
- What?
- His name's Joaquim.
346
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,711
We're celebrating him
347
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,930
and his work tomorrow
evening at the playground.
348
00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:53,391
(tense music)
349
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,432
- Helen, I really don't
think you should be here.
350
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,975
- Relax, Gerald.
351
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:05,394
I'm just here to support
this young liar's work.
352
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,064
- Art is not about
pretty pictures.
353
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,066
It is about inner pain,
354
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,660
and that is what Huggo
forces us to confront.
355
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,111
(crowd clapping)
356
00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:16,166
- I'm gonna make Huggo
confront some outer pain
357
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,240
if he doesn't
clean up that wall!
358
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,992
I've been to Los-Angeles.
359
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,577
I've seen what happens.
360
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,247
- I'm proud to introduce
the Chicano artist himself.
361
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:29,251
Joaquim!
(audience clapping)
362
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,472
- Joaquim is in my math class.
363
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,295
He's not Chicano.
364
00:15:31,372 --> 00:15:32,380
He's from Spain.
365
00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,756
His family owns a winery.
366
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,508
- Yeah, this one,
367
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,594
It really comes from
the depths of my soul?
368
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,012
- My soul.
369
00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:42,231
Those are my demons up there.
370
00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:45,226
(growls)
371
00:15:45,302 --> 00:15:46,602
- We need to commission a piece
372
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,479
from Huggo for the art museum.
373
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,157
We could build a
whole show around it.
374
00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:53,067
(dramatic music)
375
00:15:53,144 --> 00:15:54,144
- He's lying!
376
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,070
He's a lying liar!
377
00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:57,646
- You tell 'em, sweetheart!
378
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,616
She's a little off-topic,
but the sentiment is there.
379
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,784
- I did all of this!
380
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,619
Me, me, me!
381
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,662
I'm Huggo.
382
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,089
And it's Heygo.
383
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,623
Helen Goode, Heygo.
384
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,333
See how much cooler that sounds?
385
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:10,668
- Mom!
386
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:14,097
- Helen, this is
embarrassing and ridiculous.
387
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,306
- I'll prove it.
388
00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:18,634
This one took two hands.
389
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:22,138
And for this one, I used a
special layering technique.
390
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,065
- So it definitely was you?
- Yes!
391
00:16:24,142 --> 00:16:26,058
I'm brilliant!
392
00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:27,777
I'm the oppressed artist!
393
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,146
- Then you're under arrest.
- What?
394
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,148
Art is not a crime!
395
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,741
- But vandalism is.
396
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,527
- So is cultural appropriation!
397
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,821
- Down with cultural
imperialism!
398
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,322
- String her up!
399
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,782
Tough love.
400
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,167
- No, wait!
401
00:16:44,278 --> 00:16:46,214
This was all just a little
unorthodox parenting.
402
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,413
- Yes.
403
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:51,542
I knew all along it
felt too enfranchised.
404
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,794
- Mom?
(dramatic music)
405
00:16:53,871 --> 00:16:55,221
(police siren wails)
406
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,147
- Ah, Helen, are you okay?
- Mom!
407
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:06,348
- I'm fine, honey.
408
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:09,185
Mama can handle
herself in the yard.
409
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,437
I'm so glad you came.
410
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,189
Your dad explained
everything, right?
411
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,192
That I was just trying
to help you help others.
412
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,348
- I just came to press
charges against you,
413
00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:21,164
but apparently, there was a
long line of people ahead of me.
414
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,200
- Don't worry.
415
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,743
Everything is fine.
416
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,704
We should have you out in
time for Ubuntu's speech.
417
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,206
- Speech?
418
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,124
I've gotta give a speech now?
419
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,260
- Well, I should
try to fix that.
420
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:42,810
- Stay off drugs.
421
00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:47,257
- Say no to dope.
422
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,114
- Don't need the weed.
423
00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:57,784
- Nice job, Bunghoo.
424
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,735
- No, there's more.
425
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,287
Can't take the easy way out.
426
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:07,210
It's my job to inspire your
tiny impressionable brains.
427
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,745
And something happened to me.
428
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,623
It's the saddest
story ever told,
429
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:16,210
about lost innocence,
a promise broken.
430
00:18:16,287 --> 00:18:18,754
It's so easy to get
on the wrong path.
431
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:19,839
Like my mom.
432
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,216
She got into tagging.
433
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:23,601
Now she's in jail.
434
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:26,428
And I miss her.
435
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,314
- That was beautiful.
436
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:31,484
Who thinks it's cool
to stay in school?
437
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:32,913
(kids cheering)
- Me!
438
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,395
(door knocking)
439
00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:35,271
- Really busy!
440
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,531
Feeling self-righteous.
441
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:39,942
Where's mom?
442
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,179
Putting graffiti on the
fridge for me to clean?
443
00:18:42,238 --> 00:18:43,571
- No, she's still in jail.
444
00:18:43,647 --> 00:18:45,781
The D.A. is throwing
the book at her.
445
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,250
- For tagging?
446
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,659
- And it looks
like that professor
447
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,954
is requesting it also be
declared a hate crime.
448
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,206
That's why I need your help.
449
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,208
The public defender
said that the D.A.
450
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,294
might go easy on her
if there's a show
451
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,296
of support from her family.
452
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:03,591
- Why should I support her
after what she did to me?
453
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,384
- Bliss, you need to know that
454
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:07,728
as odd and misguided
as it seems,
455
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,472
she was doing it
for your well-being.
456
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,808
Well, originally.
457
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,978
Then she was doing it
for art and herself.
458
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,982
Then I think maybe she was
doing it for Mexico or...
459
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,859
The point is, she loves you,
460
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,652
and she wanted you to remember
461
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,538
what it was like helping others.
462
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,491
You used to do community
service together
463
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,488
when you were little,
and you loved it.
464
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,290
- Look, the fact is,
a tagging white woman
465
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,334
is the greatest thing to
ever fall into my lap.
466
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,337
The rich art crowd and the
law-and-order constituency
467
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,005
are both out for blood.
468
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,883
- Please, sir, you
can't lock my mom up.
469
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,344
Even though she does dumb
stuff like this all the time,
470
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,012
she's not a menace to society,
471
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,389
unless you consider
overly aggressive
472
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:54,192
volunteer work a menace.
473
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,945
- Aw, that's sweet.
474
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,791
But I still have to
throw the book at her.
475
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:00,981
(gasps)
476
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,900
However, I will
reduce the charges.
477
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:06,320
She'll get time served and
undergo a psych evaluation.
478
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,998
- (groans) A psych evaluation?
479
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,458
We may never get her back.
480
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,795
- How about community
service instead?
481
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,956
- Hm, deal.
482
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:18,916
- (sighs) Thank god.
483
00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:21,260
- Why couldn't you have
just been a minority?
484
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:23,796
I was this close
to arts funding.
485
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,423
Right on time, Bliss.
486
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,759
The hippos are getting hungry.
487
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,728
(sighs)
488
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,817
- Let me show you how
to get this stuff off.
489
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,608
- I'm so sorry, Bliss.
490
00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:37,851
It was never about
wanting you to suffer.
491
00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:39,028
- I know.
492
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,396
So how much time
do you have left?
493
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,690
- About 75 hours.
494
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,899
How about you?
495
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,317
- I'm all done with
my requirement.
496
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,368
I just thought you might
need a little help.
497
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,446
- I do.
498
00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:51,459
- Actually, you only
have to clean this wall.
499
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:52,643
I got you a reduced sentence
500
00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:54,855
by turning Michelle
in to the D.A.
501
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,131
They're gonna raid
this place on Monday.
502
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,338
- That's my girl.
503
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,008
(triumphant horn music)
504
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,043
(speaking in foreign language)
505
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,429
(coughing)
506
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,848
- That's a Mexican song.
507
00:21:07,925 --> 00:21:11,435
(upbeat, rhythmic music)
508
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:31,455
(singing in foreign language)
509
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,713
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