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(pleasant mellow music)
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(Che growls)
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(frantic music)
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- Che, no!
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- See, that's why he didn't
touch his breakfast cabbage.
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He's been holding out
for a big fat yam.
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(dramatic music)
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(horn honks)
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- Oh, hello Helen.
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I heard I'll be judging you
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on the Organic
Gardening Club Tour.
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When are you going to
stark getting ready?
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- We've actually been
working for weeks, Margo.
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- Oh, my mistake.
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I feel awful.
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- The Garden Club will
be here in three days,
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and I want in.
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Everybody pop a salt tablet.
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No more breaks.
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(sniffs loudly)
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- Rain.
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(thunder crashes)
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- How do you do that?
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- This is okay.
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We can work through it.
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(sniffs loudly)
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- More rain!
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- Okay, let's not panic.
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We can use this time to
dress up the living room.
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The Gardening Club
is very selective,
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so we need to show how diverse
and multicultural we are.
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- I'll wear Italian jeans.
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- I'm from Africa.
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- Yeah.
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But maybe something a
little more, Mahkiekin!
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What can be more caring
and multicultural
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than sponsoring a Burmese
child for 30 years?
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Dear Mahkiekin,
here's another $2.
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I'm so glad to hear
most of your family
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made it through the monsoons.
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- Even your imaginary
friend is depressing.
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- Mahkiekin is not imaginary.
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(laughing)
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This is perfect, we just
need to clear a spot.
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Some place high, where
everyone can see it.
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Like a beacon!
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- Let me help you.
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(yelps)
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- Mom's dead, just like Bambi.
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(groans loudly)
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Mom's all better.
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- My back!
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(upbeat music)
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(singing in foreign language)
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♪ The Goode Family ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- Easy now, relax and
let this healing compress
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soothe away your aches.
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- It smells!
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- My purging compost.
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- There's a reason for that
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- I'm not giving up!
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(moans in pain)
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- Just relax.
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We'll handle everything.
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I'll take care of the
household and Ubuntu and Bliss
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will take care of the shopping.
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- Cool!
- Solid!
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- Whoa, easy now.
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We are on a super tight
budget this month.
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In fact, I'm going to start
making our toothpaste.
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- Oh great, carrot breath.
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- What about the garden?
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- Well, ehm.
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- Gerald, this is our shot.
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We need to hire a gardener.
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- Helen, we don't hire
people to do our work.
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It's elitist and classist.
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Do you think Al Gore has a
staff of people helping him?
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- I'm not talking
about the staff.
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(moans) Oh.
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- Hey, I brought some
pain pills for your back.
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- Well, that's sweet of you,
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but Helen never uses
artificial painkillers.
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- Those pink ones
look pretty natural.
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- Helen, stop.
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(sighs)
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We'll hire a gardener.
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- My suggestion is you
get yourself some of them
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not so legals.
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Find ones with a noisy backpack,
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that's called a leaf blower,
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it's a sign of status.
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So you make the deal with him.
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- I can't hire a crew
of latino gardeners.
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I'd feel like some
sort of Conquistador.
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- Oh.
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- Hm.
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- Gerald, we have
to hire somebody.
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- Okay, but we are not
hiring any minorities
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to do our dirty work.
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That's racist!
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It's whites only
at the Goode house.
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- You know what this is?
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- Dad purse.
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- It's more than that.
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This is our chance to make
some financial decisions
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for ourselves.
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- Oh.
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- Come on, there must
be something you want.
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- No more landmines?
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(sighs)
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(gasps)
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- If I get you one, Declan,
will you promise not to lose it?
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- No!
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- Ok, and when these are gone,
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we are going to
have a conversation.
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- No, we're not.
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- Look, no poison.
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Uh-oh.
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- This is totally dented.
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You gonna have to pay for it.
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- We can't pay for it.
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We won't have enough
money to buy dad's
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Flaxseed waffle mix.
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- But that's what
keeps him regular.
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We need money.
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- You could always trade up.
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- Yea, trade up!
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What's that?
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- This guy started
with a paper clip
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and traded it for a pen.
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Then he kept on on trading
till he ended up with a house.
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I'm gonna turn this pick
to a recording studio.
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(mellow music)
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- Hmm.
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(truck beeping)
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(triumphant music)
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Ah, white.
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(bell ringing)
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- Oh.
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- I tried to trade the
bottle for Ray's house.
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He said no.
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- We need to work our way up.
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(moans in pain)
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- Everybody the
gardener is here.
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- Thank God!
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And he's...
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- As the driven snow, Helen.
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(horn honks)
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(mellow music)
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What?
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Excuse me, men there
seems to have been
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some sort of misunderstanding.
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I'm sure you all very talented,
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but I hired Andrew
to do my gardening.
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- Yeah, we work for him.
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So what you want from us to do?
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- Oh, nothing, nothing.
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I wouldn't dream of
insulting your dignity
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by telling you what to do.
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No, that's why I specifically
hired a white gardener.
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- So you firing us?
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Because we not white?
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- No!
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No, no, no, no.
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Well, yes but...
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Give me a second here I know
somehow this makes sense.
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- Look, we really need this job.
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Andrew does not pay
us if we don't work.
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- Well it sounds like
Andrew is exploiting you.
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Look, I really need
help with my garden,
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and you really need work.
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Why don't I hire you directly.
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And pay you directly.
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All of it.
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No Andrew.
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- Very good.
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- I feel like I've really
done something positive
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for the men.
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You should see the great
job they did on the garden.
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- That's great, Gerald.
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Oh!
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- You know what will
make you feel better?
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Cleaning out your system.
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I'll get up some Flaxseed
waffles, nature's brew.
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- No!
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Mail!
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- Myanmar?
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Letter from Mahkiekin!
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- Oh, let me see it!
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Oh!
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Mahkiekin is escaping
from the Myanmar
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and she's going to visit us.
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We're finally going to meet.
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And we'll get to
harbor a refugee.
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Almost no one gets to do that.
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- Oh, that's wonderful!
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- I can't wait.
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Let's see It took three
months just for the letter
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to get here.
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She is about the size
of ten letters, so...
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(doorbell rings)
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- Mahkiekin!
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It's so wonderful to see you!
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I'd give you a hug, if I
wasn't in an excruciating pain
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from a back injury.
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No oh, oh.
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Oh, that's much better.
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- I fix.
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- Oh, God!
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That's amazing.
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Your fingers are so
gentle, yet powerful.
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- Strong like bull.
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- Oh, Mahkiekin, I just
wish this was a better time
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for a visit.
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- I wait outside.
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- Gerald?
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And this, of course,
is the restroom.
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- Indoor shower?
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Hot water?
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- Yeah, that's a waste
of energy though,
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so we don't use it.
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There's a rainwater
shower outside.
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- Microwave.
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Only General have this.
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I can't wait!
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- It's not plugged in,
we use it as a breadbox.
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I'm sorry, this place
is a bit of a mess.
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- I scrub.
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- You don't have to do that.
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- I scrub!
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- I'm gonna try to
trade the water bottle
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for three Bob Marley t-shirts.
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- How is this gonna
give us dad waffle mix?
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- We flip it.
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Trading up is the new economy.
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Get on board, or get
left in the dirt.
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Hey, is that a glow
in the dark yo-yo?
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- You know, I thought it was
a horrible time for Mahkiekin
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to be here, but
she is a God-send.
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She has been so helpful
around the house.
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- I know, and she is
so grateful to you.
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You can see it in the way
she carries you to the car.
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- Hey!
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You've got a hobo squatting
in your shed outside.
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Where's you fire extinguisher?
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I'll roust her.
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- In the shed?
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- Sorry I sleep.
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- No, it's okay.
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We're not mad, but we made
up Bliss's trundle for you.
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- Like it here!
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Very good, very much.
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- We can't let her sleep
in our potting shed.
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- But we can't impose
our western notion
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of comfort on her.
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Making her sleep
inside, on a bed,
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would be cultural imperialism.
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- Eh, good point.
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Hola, Muchachos!
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What brings you here?
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Your day is Miercoles.
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- We need work.
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Andrew always finds us work.
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Maybe we need Andrew.
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- No, no, no, you
don't need Andrew.
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I will save you from all that.
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00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,319
- Could you get 'em to knock
down that bee hive too?
270
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,830
- Muchachos, the
bee hive, rapido!
271
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,406
Fellas!
272
00:11:15,199 --> 00:11:17,676
(upbeat music)
273
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,437
For gas.
274
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:52,493
- God, my back feels
so much better.
275
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,712
Thanks to you.
276
00:11:55,907 --> 00:11:58,341
(dramatic music)
277
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,219
- So much meat.
278
00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:02,296
- We don't eat meat.
279
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,347
- Of course not.
280
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:07,851
- Omega 4?
281
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,269
I'll try it on Kent.
282
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,890
Margo, we're so excited about
this gardening club tour.
283
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,058
Me and my guest, Mahkiekin.
284
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,187
Mahkiekin is a
refugee from Myanmar.
285
00:12:19,263 --> 00:12:22,532
Have you ever had a
refugee guest, Margot?
286
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,066
- How did you get one?
287
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,443
I'm on a list!
288
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,404
No hydrogen car, now this!
289
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,198
- Is your friend unhappy?
290
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,042
- Yes, I really think she is.
291
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:36,988
Mahkiekin!
292
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,835
Oops, a little dirt.
293
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,588
You know, Mahkiekin, not to
get all Uncle Sammy on you,
294
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,643
but you really should
sweep up the potting shed,
295
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,933
if you're gonna sleep there.
296
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,930
- I can give you this
sylph or the sprite.
297
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,474
I can't do both,
they will kill me.
298
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:57,901
- Mm-mm.
299
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,861
- Okay, I'll do it!
300
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,866
- Oh, what a rush!
301
00:13:04,943 --> 00:13:06,943
I heard a rumors about a
trash can full of doorknobs,
302
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:07,953
wait right here.
303
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:13,908
- Oh.
304
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,868
I have sylph and sprite.
305
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,212
Trade for waffle mix?
306
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:20,873
I traded for waffle mix.
307
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,291
We did it!
308
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,127
- Are you out of
the freaking mind?
309
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,930
I had us a driftwood clock.
310
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,506
That's less than four moves away
311
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,508
from a classic Euro scooter!
312
00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,468
(chime music)
313
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,470
- No, we have the waffle mix.
314
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,191
We have to get
home for the tour.
315
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,932
- But I'm on a roll.
316
00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:39,317
And the booths are hot!
317
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,613
- Are you sure we're ready?
318
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,989
Tour-ready?
319
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,369
- Relax, we have everything
all under control.
320
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,077
My boys are hard workers.
321
00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:51,988
Wrap it up muchachos,
it's almost Tour time!
322
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,998
Sure feels good
to empower people.
323
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:56,158
- It's the greatest buzz ever.
324
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,877
- Party food ready.
325
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,840
I also bring you
lemonade to refresh.
326
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,137
- Ehm lemonade is good, but
what was that juice you made
327
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,252
the other day?
328
00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:07,503
- Cucumber?
329
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,682
- Is there any more of that?
330
00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:09,964
- I squeeze some.
331
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,474
- As long as it's no trouble.
332
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,343
- She does so much, do you
think we should pay her?
333
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,511
- Gerald!
334
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,399
- You're right I
keep trying to impose
335
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,941
my western values on her.
336
00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:26,063
- Boy, you've got yourself
quite a plantation here.
337
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,154
- He's so insensitive.
338
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,595
That's something you
don't joke about.
339
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,459
- Ah, I know, the
plantations where horrible.
340
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,948
When I think of the indignities
those people suffered,
341
00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:37,700
the slaves, not the owners.
342
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,036
No, the owners just
set on their verandas,
343
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,122
drinking cucumber juice,
while the slaves toiled
344
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,465
under the hot sun.
345
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,377
(dramatic music)
346
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,014
Did I just say cucumber juice?
347
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,398
- Oh, mister Gerald!
348
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,068
- I work all day
and sleep in shed.
349
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:08,230
- Gerald, I'm a slave owner.
350
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,347
- I'm a conquistador!
351
00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:12,234
- Next stop the Goodes.
352
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,446
Hippy neighborhood, so leave
no valuables in the van.
353
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,364
(dramatic music)
354
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,498
- The Garden Tour.
355
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:29,135
We need to get rid of
your crew and I need to...
356
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:31,504
Roll Mahkiekin up in a rug.
357
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,713
- Sorry I'm late.
358
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,423
- Ubuntu, take the
gardeners around back
359
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,425
and over to Ray's, now.
360
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,061
- Oh, Gardeners!
361
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,304
- Helen, we can't roll
Mahkiekin up in a rug,
362
00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:42,139
that's compounding the problem.
363
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,557
- We need to hide her!
364
00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:46,102
Oh, Bliss can take her
out for a makeover.
365
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:47,478
Where is Bliss?
366
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,989
(upbeat music)
367
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,702
It's too late!
368
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:12,053
Quick, big smiles!
369
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:16,057
- Where is your Burmese refugee?
370
00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:17,266
- I don't know.
371
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,103
It's not like I
keep tabs on her.
372
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:22,063
She's probably enjoying
her freedom somewhere.
373
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,140
I'll go look.
374
00:16:26,844 --> 00:16:28,144
- So.
375
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,321
- Mahkiekin, are you there?
376
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,485
Crap!
377
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:40,197
- So, Helen really must
be cracking the whip.
378
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,290
Literally?
379
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,208
- No time.
380
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:43,710
Must serve noodle wraps.
381
00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:46,078
- Or else Helen will?
382
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,506
- Professor Montoya,
I would love to know
383
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,583
what a connoisseur
such as yourself
384
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,334
thinks of our garden.
385
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,172
- I must tell you, I am
completely and utterly faithful
386
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:59,592
to my own garden, but those
have got to be the sexiest
387
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,394
eggplants I have ever seen.
388
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,398
How did you ever achieve this?
389
00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:08,651
- Well, hard work,
our hard work.
390
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,194
- Mister Gerald!
391
00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:13,147
I know you don't like us
to use your water, but...
392
00:17:13,224 --> 00:17:16,233
- No, no, I don't like
you to waste water
393
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,619
when you come to the
Tour, as my guest.
394
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,615
- Mister Gerald!
395
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:25,826
I can only carry five trays.
396
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:27,369
- Oh, look, it's our house guest
397
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,371
and family friend, Mahkiekin.
398
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,123
Here, let me take those.
399
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,217
- No, strong like bull!
400
00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:37,254
- The oppressed
servant was bad enough,
401
00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:39,173
but a gardening group too?
402
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,225
- I thought it was
your hard work.
403
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:47,223
- Wow it hurts to say this
but exploiting immigrant labor
404
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,601
isn't what small scale
organic farming is about.
405
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:51,678
Am I right?
406
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,188
- Mm.
407
00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:57,441
- So, has everyone met the
Burmese refugee I rescued?
408
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,285
- More like indentured.
409
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:00,736
- That's absurd!
410
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,666
I hurt my back, she's
been helping out
411
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,406
with a little cooking, cleaning.
412
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:09,420
- Yes, sewing, ironing,
massaging, painting nails.
413
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,708
- She did my toes once,
I couldn't reach them.
414
00:18:14,785 --> 00:18:17,336
- And I assume, you're
getting paid at least...
415
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,555
- I no get paid,
I sleep in shed.
416
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,298
(gasps)
417
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,925
- This is horrifying.
418
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,593
I have only one question.
419
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,221
Do we call Immigration,
or is this more of a
420
00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:29,265
Justice Department issue?
421
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:33,394
Helen, in America people
get paid for their work.
422
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:34,937
- Unless they trade up.
423
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,689
- Trade up?
424
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,357
- Like paper clip for a house.
425
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:39,775
We tried to trade up...
426
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,820
- Which is what Mahkiekin
was obviously doing.
427
00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:44,299
- I've been meaning
to do that myself.
428
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,906
- I hear it's the new economy.
429
00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:48,376
- What could she possibly
have been trading up for?
430
00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:49,618
Her freedom?
431
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,954
- No, this classic
motor-scooter.
432
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,331
That Mahkiekin knows
will make her the envy
433
00:18:54,408 --> 00:18:55,408
of all her friends.
434
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:57,971
She'll never have to
ride the bus again
435
00:18:57,995 --> 00:18:59,955
with the goth kids
or the theater dorks.
436
00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:07,083
- You were right.
437
00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:09,722
Flax Waffle mix never would
have fixed slavery problem.
438
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,974
- Yeah I feel great.
439
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,392
- I think it is lovable.
440
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,978
So, cutting edge, yet
so sensitive of you
441
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,980
to use a barter system.
442
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,449
- Okay, fine, she's trading up.
443
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,652
But could someone explain
to me why it is okay
444
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,948
to exploit this latino yard
crew to do their dirty work?
445
00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:29,025
- Uh.
446
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:32,453
- Latino?
447
00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:35,706
My friend, I'm Afgani, and
these two are Romanians.
448
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:36,783
- What?
449
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:40,753
What were you thinking, Margo?
450
00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:44,506
How could you assume that
these men were latino?
451
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,634
- That one's wearing
a leaf blower.
452
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:49,345
- Oh, so I guess because I
don't have a leaf blower,
453
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,314
I must not be latino.
454
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:55,517
Because I am a
professor of Psychology,
455
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,362
I must be a tiresome, old Jew.
456
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:04,360
But this isn't about
me, it's about you.
457
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,528
And your despicable racism.
458
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,363
- Oh.
459
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:08,439
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:12,576
- Now, now, Margo
is not a bad person,
461
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,620
she just has bad thoughts.
462
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,581
Maybe she could use some
sensitivity training.
463
00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:19,375
- Maybe we all could.
464
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,511
- I was just confessing
the same thing to my nanny.
465
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,672
- I guess we should
be moving on now.
466
00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:28,050
But we've learned so
much from this house,
467
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:32,355
it should be a permanent
fixture on the Garden Tour.
468
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,232
Welcome to the Club.
469
00:20:38,429 --> 00:20:40,729
- Mister Gerald, you good man.
470
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,565
But we are a client-based now,
so we don't need you anymore.
471
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:44,900
- Oh, thank God.
472
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,569
But why did you let me
believe you were latino?
473
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,580
- Ah, people seem
comfortable with it.
474
00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:54,034
- Well, my back is all better,
475
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,296
so there will be no more
working from you, Mahkiekin.
476
00:20:57,373 --> 00:20:59,507
- Okay, just wrap up microwave.
477
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,300
And leave bread inside.
478
00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:05,012
(upbeat music)
479
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:09,600
(upbeat theme music)
480
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,830
(singing in foreign language)
481
00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:37,962
♪ The Goode family ♪
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