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Hey, Dad.
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Oh, hello, honey.
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Um, so I have a question.
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Well, sweetie, you know I'm watching
Intervention right now, and it's daddy
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time. That's very important to me.
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Yeah, but it'll just take a minute.
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All right.
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Go ahead and sit down.
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What's on your mind?
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So, um, there's a little pee -pee
concert that's happening.
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Excuse me? What?
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Excuse me?
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You know that you're grounded, honey.
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Your mom grounded you.
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Well, yeah, but you didn't.
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We both know right now that she's in
charge.
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She's paying all the bills.
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She got that promotion.
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I quit my factory job. Now I get to
watch Intervention all day.
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And you know that means a lot to me. I
don't want to rock the boat.
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And besides, you did have marijuana in
this house, honey.
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Yeah, but I haven't done that in like a
week.
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And I am proud of you for that.
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That is a very, very big accomplishment
for someone your age.
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But still, I mean, you're being
punished.
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I can't go against your mother.
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I love you, baby. Daddy, your little pee
-pee's so cool.
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I have heard that.
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I'm not really hip to the music scene,
but I'm sure that little pee -pee will
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come around again to Miami. I mean, this
is a pretty hippity -hoppity place to
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be.
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And, you know, maybe then when you're
not... You don't sound cool when you say
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stuff like that.
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Well, dear, I'm very sorry. Perhaps you
could just hang out with me and watch a
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little intervention.
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And then maybe you'll not want to do the
marijuana anymore.
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You can spend time with your father. But
I have friends coming to pick me up.
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Well, you might want to call them and
cancel.
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No, I... Please.
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Sweetie.
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I know you and Mom haven't been, you
know, lately.
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Honey, I don't really know what you're
trying to say here, but...
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You know what I'm trying to say.
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Have you been smoking the marijuana
today?
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Have you?
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No, I told you I haven't done it in like
a week. I'm not a liar.
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Listen. I would love to help you.
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Sweetie, sweetie, no, no. Please, I know
you want to. Honey, I will admit I've
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been a little lonely, but that's not...
I'm your father. That's not appropriate.
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I see you looking at me in my bedroom.
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I thought you were asleep.
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Sweetie, you can't... Honey, please, no.
You can't see me like that.
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You said you wanted to see a little pee
-pee, and now you did.
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Now we're going to put it away.
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We're going to put that away. You can't
do that.
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But... But...
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I can't. I know you want to.
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You didn't think I was sleeping.
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You knew I was awake.
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Oh, my God.
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Honey, oh, oh.
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see this guy.
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Okay, this is better than intervention,
but... Oh, I still love that show.
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
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Oh, you suck cock so much better than
your mom.
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So much better than your mom.
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Oh. I know, I watch you guys too.
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What? Mm -hmm.
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Honey, that's not appropriate.
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It's not appropriate you coming into my
room when I'm... Oh,
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God. This isn't appropriate.
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Oh, take off your shirt.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you're so adorable.
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Yes. Oh.
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I'm going to ask you how you got so good
at this, but I know.
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Otter Pop.
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Does it feel sucking on me?
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I like it.
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You know, that's where I squirted you
out.
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It's not weird, do you?
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Of course it's weird. I mean, like, I
just feel like we've always been kind of
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close, and I think it's okay.
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So you like Daddy's cock, then?
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Mm -hmm.
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I love Daddy's cock.
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if you really, really, really want to go
to this concert, you're going to have
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to let me fuck you.
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Oh.
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better than she was when she was young.
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Oh.
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Are you sure?
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Yes. You wouldn't want it, Daddy, would
you?
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No, Daddy.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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You swear?
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I swear.
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You know Daddy's going to fuck your ass
someday.
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Oh.
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Oh, it better be tight.
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It better be even tighter than your
pussy.
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Oh.
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both of you together.
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Yeah,
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I needed this.
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Your mom's always gone. She never gives
me pussy anymore.
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Oh, this pussy's so much better.
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Oh, it is.
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It's all mine.
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Oh, I know you're a young woman and
that's fine.
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Fuck all your boys that you want But you
gotta know That when you come home You
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make daddy feel good Yes, daddy Oh As
long as my cock's the most
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important one to you That's all that
matters
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concert doesn't mean I'm going to let
you block that hippity hoppity shit in
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house. You wear earbuds.
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You know I don't like that shit.
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Oh, the only kind of rap I like them and
them, god damn it.
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Daddy can't stand mumble rap.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Lie down, baby girl.
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I want to look in your face when I come.
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I want to look in your face.
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Show me that pussy.
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body.
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Such little feet.
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Oh, yeah.
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Watching you touch yourself.
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Can't believe you knew I was watching.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was thinking of you.
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Because I know you come and you watch
me.
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I was kind of weirded out at first, but
then I was like,
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You can go.
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But like I said, don't be blasting that
shit around the house.
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Okay. Barry Manilow, fine.
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Eminem, fine.
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Little Neil Diamond, all right.
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Even some old My Chemical Romance.
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Why can't it just be an emo girl?
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Instead of a hippity -hoppity chicko.
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