All language subtitles for Stumble s01e12 Making Mat.eng

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all:
Daytona! Daytona!

Daytona!

- Look how happy they all are.

all:
Daytona!

- It's 'cause I haven't
broken their hearts yet.

Only 16 can make mat
at Daytona.

That means compete.

So one of them will
not get to perform,

and they will just go
as an alternate.

So like any good
family dinner,

this one will come with
a side of trauma.

But like my meemaw said, the
best way to remove a Band-Aid,

you should just
rip it right off.

Okay, okay.

All right, y'all.
[glass clinking]

I would like a few words.

- I'll go first.

Even though this isn't
the best team I've been on-

it is the worst-

it also feels
the most like family.

I love all of you,
even the ones I don't know yet.

Right, Mark?

- Seriously?

I've been here since the
beginning, like before you.

- Mark, let somebody else talk.
- I actually had something-

- Actually, I'd like to say
a few words, if don't mind.

I wrote it down just so
I don't get emotional.

Sally...

[voice breaking]
You are the best thing

that has happened...

nope.
- All right.

- Nope.
- Almost got through it.

- So what I would like to say-
- Oh, over here.

- Oh, okay.

- I just wanted to say
that you guys

are not my biggest family
by far.

But you are my biggest family
that hasn't been on "Dateline."

- Aw.
[chuckling]

- What I need to say is-

- When I say, "Courteney,"
you say, "what?"

Courteney.

- What?

all:
Daytona!

Daytona!

Daytona!

- I'ma leave this Band-Aid on
just for one more day.

If I'm being honest,
Meemaw was kind of a [bleep].

[gasps]
I'm sorry.

- ? Okay, let's go,
okay, let's go ?

? Okay, let's go,
five, six, seven, eight ?

- I can't put it off
any longer.

I need to pick my team.

I mean, am I looking
forward to it?

No, I never am,
especially not with the team

I've gotten
incredibly close to.

But Daytona is about winning.

So I'd actually be
doing them a disservice

if I didn't put my best
possible team on that map.

That's why I got a lead
with my head over my heart.

Take emotion out of it.

And they are athletes,

so I know they're going
to understand.

- I don't understand.

You told us that
we were all making mat.

- You told us you'd never
lie to us-

unless you were lying
about that.

- Yeah.
- When I said it, it was true.

Okay, but since then, we have
picked up more cheerleaders.

- Okay, but, Coach,
I'm just spitballing here,

but maybe one of
the new cheerleaders

shouldn't make the cut?

- Yeah, there's no way
I'm giving up my spot

to Jackass in the Box.

- Oh, my God, rude.

- We are one team who will be
competing against each other

as individuals, as a team.

[bleep]
Ouch!

Good morning.

Welcome to day one
of mat tryouts.

I will be judging on
a point system.

- My first time around,
I didn't make mat.

And now I'm 16 years older.

And let's face it, there's
not a lot of 40-somethings

in college cheer.

So I probably have about
seven, maybe eight years left

before things start to get sad.

Nine?

- Everyone starts at zero.

Now, that seems like
a lot of pressure.

It's because it is
a lot of pressure.

- Yeah, well, you know what?

Not for us.
- Nope.

- Because the OG Buttons
have decided to unionize.

Yeah, we either all make mat,
or none of us do.

We are a chain
that cannot be broken.

- All I have to do
is find the weakest link.

I break that person,
the chain falls apart.

- Unity is power.

Buttons on three.
all: Buttons!

- Buttons.
I didn't-okay.

- I do have a working theory
as to who that person might be.

This is a shame, Steven.

I just-you know,
I figured, like,

since you're the most
senior cheerleader,

you'd just be a shoo-in.

- Whoo! I'm in.
Good luck, guys.

[overlapping arguing]
- What the [bleep]?

- That is such a Mark move.

[booing]
- [bleep].

- I'm 37.

- Okay, time to separate
the wheat from the chaff.

We will be starting
the day with jumps.

Seph here is gonna be
helping me keep score.

- I have a system.

- All right,
let's start with Peaches.

- Come on, Peaches!
[cheers and applause]

- I always wanted
to go to Daytona.

My sister went to Daytona,

and she said
the girls go wild there.

I'll fit right in.

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah!

[bleep] me in the back
of my [bleep] wagon!

- Okay.
- She's terrifying.

- All right. DiMarcus.

- All right, baby!
Let's go, let's go!

- That's my best friend!

- Back up, Mark.
- Got you.

- [claps, grunts]

[cheers and applause]

- Always solid. Always.
- Raw talent.

- Hildebunch.

[clapping]

[percussive music]

[clapping]

Smile, dear.

- This is smile.

- Sally.

- Yes! Sally!

all:
Sally! Sally! Sally!

- Obviously, I have
a special place for Sally

in my heart,
which is why I use my head.

- You got it.

[cheers and applause]

- That's my girl, Sally.

Giddy up.

- Day one went pretty much
as expected.

There's nothing
really sticking out.

- Strong disagree.

- Ooh, Seph!

Don't ever lick
a part of your body

and then put it on my body.

- Yes, ma'am.
- Here you are.

- Baby, you know you don't
have to eat all those, right?

They sell just the sticks
at the store.

- No, I know.
I'm just stress eating.

But I'll tell you what,
if it's this stressful for me,

I can't imagine how hard
it is on these kids.

- Better they find out now
than at Daytona.

You remember that flyer I had

that got the yips
right after the toss?

Completely forgot how to land?

- So she just, like,
flew up to space?

- No, there was still gravity.

- Of course.

Uh, baby, why is popsicle Sally

off to the side
and not with the others?

- Boonie, you know
that's not how this works.

I love Sally,
but you and I both know

she's not my strongest
cheerleader, yeah?

We have partner stunts
tomorrow.

She could prove me wrong.

I mean, anything could happen.
Krystal, yeah.

- Obvi.
- Okay.

Well, I didn't want
to have to do this,

but I'm ready
to resort to threats.

If this sweet angel
does not make mat,

then all of this...

Is off limits.

? ?

.

- All right, first up,
Krystal and Kyle.

Teddy, you spot.

[cheers and applause]

- This is the first time
I've ever had to-

what did you call it,
try on?

- Try out.

- Try out for Daytona.

I'm feeling something
unfamiliar.

Is this nervousness?

My mouth is so dry.

There it is. There it is.
Lock in.

There we go. There we go.

- Yeah!
- There it is.

[cheers and applause]

[percussive music]

- No, I was just thirsty.

Krystal's Liquid Water.

[chimes ring]

- Marvin and Peaches.
- All right.

- Are you serious?

I'm not doing a stunt
with the masked virgin.

- Peaches, let's just
give it a go, honey.

- All right, Peaches.
- Come on, Peaches.

- Peaches!
- Give 'em hell, Peaches.

[clapping]

There it is!

There it is!
[cheers and applause]

- Well, she's gone
and stole my heart.

- Peaches! Let's go!

- Next up, Hildebang and Mark.

- It's Hildebunch.

- Yeah, and it's
still Steven, so.

- I thought it was Mark.
- No, it's Steven.

Am I playing favorites? No.

Someone has to be paired
with my worst base,

and it might as well
be Hildebunch,

who I really hope
doesn't make mat.

- Five, six, seven, eight.

- Wow.

- [grunts, exhales]

[cheers and applause]

- Damn it, she's good.

- I don't mind Herr Mark.

He is like sad clown.

- And if Sally
wants to make mat,

she's gonna have to do it
with my best base.

- I'm totally ready
for Daytona.

Before cheer,

DiMarcus always had to be
the center of attention,

but Coach taught me
to not show off.

- Fine, I do want
Sally to succeed,

but there's nothing
wrong with that.

It comes from my head,
not my heart.

DiMarcus, you're with Sally.

- Go, Sally!
- Go, Sally.

- All right, Sally!

- You got this, Sally!
Come on!

[applause]
- All right.

Lock it in. Come on.

- Yeah, show 'em.

- She really needs
to nail this.

- Yeah, tell me about it,
sister.

- Yep, yep, yep!

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah, Sally!

[ohhing]

- There we go.
Okay. Yeah.

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo!
- Yikes.

- Telling a cheerleader

that they're not gonna
make mat is difficult.

Telling a cheer parent

that their child is not gonna
make mat is even harder.

Telling someone who thinks
they are a cheer parent

is next to impossible.

That's why I need to
tell Boon in a space

where he cannot overreact.

all:
? Praising my savior ?

- It's not fair.

- We are in God's house
right now,

so if you have a problem,
take it up with him.

- Dear Lord, please help my
wife see the error of her ways.

- Amen.
all: Amen.

- Please, be seated.

We come now to
a time of prayer,

and we lift up the concerns
of our church family.

We pray for Courteney Potter,

who, though she has brought
shame to the community

and to our congregation
with her foul language...

- I'm about to go San Antonio
on these [bleep].

Rat [bleep]!

Forget the [bleep]
battery dropper.

We're gonna cut all the
potty words out of this, right?

I just-I feel like people
in my church may watch.

- Has inspired us
to have a forgiving spirit.

And we pray for her as she
takes her team to Daytona.

- Thank you, Pastor Salid.

- Amen.
all: Amen.

- Pastor Salid, I would like
to ask that we pray for Sally,

our little girl, who I just
found out might not make it.

[crowd murmuring]

- Sally is a young
and healthy cheerleader

with her whole life
ahead of her.

She just probably
won't make mat.

- Oh.
- Okay.

- She also lived in her car,
and one time,

she had to wash her cheer
bloomers in our kitchen sink.

[crowd murmuring]

- Boon, I want Sally to make it
just as much as you do.

But it is a point system.

- Then give Sally another way
to make points!

- The only other way
to make points is baskets.

And she has only ever done
the most basic one.

- It is never too late.

Remember, Jesus let Lazarus
try out for life again.

- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.

- It does seem like it would
be appropriate to offer

this young girl the same grace
you have been granted.

[organ music playing]

? ?

- Fine.

I will give her another try,
but this is her last shot.

- Hallelujah! She has risen!

[bright organ music playing]

[cheers and applause]

Anybody else got anything?

.

[cheers and applause]

- Sally, you're on deck, hon.

- Daytona obviously
would be amazing.

I've never been
to Florida before.

Wait. No, that's not true.

I lived on an alligator farm
when I was 13.

But this time feels different,
you know?

No one is told to call
an 800 number if they see me.

God!

Guys, I don't know why
I'm so nervous.

I just-I feel like
I've done all the basics.

I just need to add the spin.

- Probably because if they
drop you, you could die.

- I was nervous
my first time too.

But just think of everything
that's ever made you mad.

Use that rage.

- I just don't have,
like, a lot of that,

so I'm just sort of saving it
for if I ever get deployed.

- Guys, honestly,
I don't think that's helping.

There's a lot of pressure.

And if you don't do this,
it's over.

- Yeah, for some reason,
that's not helping.

- I know.
- Can I try?

If you don't do this basket,
I will steal your boyfriend.

- Oh.
- Holden, think fast.

[smooching]

- What do I do with these?
- Just drop them.

Drop them all.

- What about something sad
that you've overcome

that's given you power?

- If I'm not back
in five minutes...

- Just wait longer.

[soft music]

? ?

- Okay.

I got something.
- Let's go.

- All right, Sally!
- Come on, Sally!

- Mat tryouts are
as much a stress test

as they are a skills test.

I have had elite cheerleaders
not make it.

I have had bench warmers
surprise me.

And that's why
I'm head over heart.

- You got this, honey.
- Okay, okay.

- Get up quick. You got it.

[percussive music]

- Let's go!
- Yes!

- Yes, ma'am.

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah, my baby did that!

Coming through.
Cheer dad coming through.

Yes, she did! Yes, she did!

I'm all heart and no head,
and I own it.

That's my popsicle stick! Whoo!

Good job. Good job.
Thank you. Thank you.

- Sally executing her basket
complicates things.

I just asked Jesus to
make my decision obvious,

even though Jesus
has never been to Daytona,

despite what my husband claims.

All right.
Can I have Asian Eric?

- Yes! Whoo!

- [softly]
What is that?

- Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah!

- Oh!
[clattering]

Oh, God.
- Jesus.

- He's hard to control,
but he's good.

- Yeah!
- Next up, Madonna!

- Let's go, Madonna!

- I'm the OG cheer team.

I founded it.

I'm not saying
I'm George Washington,

but if there was cheer money,
I'd be on the dollar bill.

Anyway, I'm really
excited to be

going to Daytona
with my best friends,

my boyfriend, and Mark.

- Come on, Madonna,
you got this.

- Cue music.

- Watch this girl.

- ? The way my style
switch up ?

? Money in the dress,
and no ?

? I don't need no mista ?

? Waiting on my pickup,
Cybertruck Tesla ?

- You okay, babe?

- Yeah, I'm fine, I just-

I just got distracted
or something.

- It's all good, baby.
You got this. You got this.

- Let's go, Madonna.
Let's get them.

- Cue music.

- ? Don't get it messed up ?

? The way my style switch up ?

? Money in the dress, and no ?

? I don't need no- ?

[all gasping]
- What happened?

- Oh, no.

- Uh-
- You good?

- Uh...

- What's going on?
- [whispering] I don't know.

I just got really nervous
all of a sudden.

- Okay, so just don't be
nervous.

- Thank you. All better.

- Yeah, I really thought
that would work.

- Okay, clear out. I got this.

[applause]

[cheering]

- [clears throat]
Cue music.

- ? Don't get it messed up ?

? The way my style switch up ?

? Money in the dress, and no ?

? I don't need no mista ?

? Waiting on my pickup,
Cybertruck Tesla ?

? Chop, chop, chop it ?

? Chop it like
a pair of scissors ?

- Sorry.

- [sighs]
Oh, no.

- Madonna!

- She got the yips.

.

- I don't see a scenario where
Silent Mike doesn't make it.

He is a strong base.

Steven had his
best tryouts ever.

And we know DiMarcus
is a sure thing.

[phone chimes]

- You have
43 unanswered emails?

You need to prune your inbox
like your closet.

- First off, you better not
be going through my closet.

The emails are
just from the kids.

They're trying to curry favor,

but I'm not even gonna look
at them until I've set mat.

I can, I will, I must go
with my head over my heart.

What are you thinking?

- I'm thinking I'm really
worried about Daytona.

I mean, I know how much
product Courteney uses

on her hair to get it to look
like this in zero humidity.

I think Florida is going
to be a disaster for her.

- Seph, I know you're not
in my bedroom right now!

- Oh, I was just looking
for the bathroom!

- Baby, you can't be
in here right now.

I told you that.
- I didn't see you were there.

I'm just crossing through
to get a snack, all right?

Carry on with your business.

- He's obsessed with you.

- I can't believe
I'm saying this,

but I guess it's gonna come
down between the Button Mascot,

Hildebunch, and Madonna.
- Yes!

Lord, you have
never forsaken me.

- Permission to speak honestly?
- Is it about my appearance?

- No.
- Then yes.

- I love Madonna.

I mean, I would be Madonna if
the technology was available.

But if we're just going
on her mat tryout,

I don't think she's in the mix.
- But we're going by points.

And there's much more than
tumbling on the score sheet,

such as the way you present.

She has the best smile
of anybody on the mat.

Look at that.

Hildebunch has never smiled.

I don't even know
if she has teeth.

- Mm, she does. She bit me.

- This guy smiles
all the time,

but in a way that
keeps me up at night.

Don't cock your head like that.

I am not making excuses
for her.

I truly believe that
the judges would love Madonna.

- But what if she gets
the yips in Daytona?

- And what if she doesn't?

- Okay, I'm gonna talk to you
for a second,

not as your choreographer,
but as your stalker.

- Okay.

- As someone who's just read
through all of your diaries,

you're not afraid
to make the hard choice.

- I'm gonna need you
to leave my house right now.

- See?

That's what I'm talking about.

[percussive music]

Heading out, Boon.
- See you, Seph.

- First of all, I want to say,

you all showed
tremendous heart on the mat.

And whoever didn't make it is
still gonna go as an alternate.

Now, I usually make
this announcement

in front of everyone,
but that's when

half the team isn't making mat.

So I do think it's best
if you each come

individually into my office,

and that way,
nobody's embarrassed.

- Uh, Coach, no one
is embarrassed, all right?

Look, each and every one of you
has something to be proud of.

- Shut up, Mark!
- Copy that. No, copy that.

- Walk to the side, buddy.

Look, we are all a team,

so we would like to hear
together who made it.

[curious music]

- Okay.

? ?

Madonna-

[cheers and applause]

Let me finish. Hey! Hey!

- Hold on.
- Let me finish.

I'm sorry, honey.

- Wait. What?

- What's going on?

- Um, no, it's okay.
It's okay.

It's more than okay.
It's more...

uh, when I say "Daytona,"
you say "what?"

Daytona.

- What?

[soft music]

? ?

- Hey, baby.
- Hiya.

- Why are you still
stress-eating popsicles?

Sally made the team.
- I'm not.

I'm happy eating popsicles.

Turns out
I just like popsicles.

- Okay.
- I bet you could use one.

Couldn't have been easy
telling Madonna.

- No, I'm good.
I mean, it wasn't, but...

you know what?
They're athletes.

And at the end of the day,
they know you don't always win.

- Mm-hmm.

- I mean, I do wish
they didn't have to compete

against each other
after getting so close.

- Yeah, it always does get
a little "Lord of the Flies"-y

this time of year, doesn't it?
- Yeah. Yeah.

- So did they turn
on each other?

- Should we read
some of those emails and see?

I bet it gets pretty cutthroat.

All right.

From Krystal, "15% off
my website until midnight."

- That's a good deal.

- "Also,
Madonna should make mat."

Okay, all right, all right.
Let's try Steven.

"Hey, Coach, I think
Madonna should make the team.

"I have at least
seven years left.

She could take my spot."

Okay.

Okay, Peaches-
this'll be a good one.

"Don't be a [bleep].

Just put Madonna on the team."

Okay, well, you can see.

You get the point.
- Mm-hmm.

- Honey.

- No, you've done
a real good job.

- [scoffs]
- They love each other.

No, I'm just saying.
What? What?

You should be crying.

- You are being such
a softie right now.

- I know. Mm.

- I know you are not this
emotional when you're coaching.

- That's football.
- Okay. All right.

You want to see
what Madonna wrote?

- [inhales]
- Okay.

- [exhales]

- [exhales]
Put on your big boy pants.

This might get rough.

Oh, it's a video.
- Hey, Coach.

I know you have to make
a hard choice,

but no matter what happens,
I just really want

to let you know
how much you mean to me.

- That's an athlete
right there.

She gets it.

- And as the original
cheer team...

- [chuckles]

- I'm not going anywhere.

- Oh, is she gonna sing?

- ? I was just one
B-U-T-T-O-N ?

? Cheering,
go, fight, and win ?

? When I stumbled upon ?

? A group
of unlikely friends ?

? There's this coach lady ?

? That brought us
all together ?

? ?

? Mm, mm, yeah, I know that ?

? I can't fall asleep
sometimes ?

? But I know
I can count on you ?

? To fill the lines ?

Daytona.

Daytona. Come on, guys.

Come on. Daytona.

You got it. You made mat.

I'm so proud.

? You know ?

? You stumbled
right into my heart ?

? You stumbled right
into my heart ?

? You stumbled right into ?

? My heart ?

? I guess it's fine
if you stay awhile ?

- [sobbing]

- Bye, Coach.

- Oh, no!

[crying]

I think I do need a popsicle.

[sighs]

- I ate them all.

- [crying]
- I'm so sorry.

[both sob]

- Oh, no.

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