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Come play with us.
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I don't know if it's my heart or my
dick.
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Oh my god.
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I need cherry pie.
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What's up, Dickerson? Don't mind me.
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Struggle is real.
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Wow.
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You look good.
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Hey, handsome.
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Are you talking to me?
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Of course.
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Is there anyone else here?
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No.
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But you're a pie.
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And I'm a delicious one.
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Why don't you have a little taste?
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Come on, taste it.
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Yeah, I do.
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Oh, wow.
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That's right.
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You don't feel like a pie.
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Mmm, you taste like pussy.
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What are you waiting for?
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Yeah, what am I waiting for? Give me a
little bit of that nut.
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Yes.
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It looks like you're fucking my pie.
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Mom, I did not.
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What are you doing then? It fell off the
side here and I caught it. I was
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walking by.
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Okay,
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well, let's put it back in the fridge,
please. It's for Thanksgiving dinner.
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Okay.
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You know, sweetie, what is going on with
this? Like, that November thing that
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you're doing, it's just not healthy.
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It's just, like, it's really not
something you should be doing.
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I think I know what will help you with
this No Nut November nonsense.
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Why don't you go sour and clean up your
dick?
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Okay. Yeah.
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I
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told
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you it's the best way to take your mind
off that No Nut.
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You know, I used to have really
perverted thoughts, too, when I was your
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But I started cleaning, doing chores,
cooking, and it just kind of fixes all
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that. You just get really into it. You
don't even notice anything that's
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happening around you.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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Of course.
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But, yeah, she is a vegetarian, right?
Yeah.
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That's neat.
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So that means she's not going to eat any
of the turkey, right? She's not going
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to eat any of the turkey. stuffing.
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She's just going to eat fruit.
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Oh,
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she's bringing stuff.
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We didn't talk about that.
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I always put that on.
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I know, but she's like kind of special,
right? I mean, if you think about it,
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she doesn't really eat what we eat.
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She's pretty great, though.
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I guess so. I just think that it's a
little, you know.
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A little strange to not eat turkey on
Thanksgiving, that's all.
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I was eating my pizza.
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She was looking at me, looking at her,
looking at me. And she walked over and
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then just started talking to me about,
like, you know, what all I'm eating, you
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know, within my pizza. And then she was
just telling me how, like, you know,
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maybe being a vegan is the way to go.
Like, she has her V -card.
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Dickerson, does your girlfriend eat
normal?
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Yep.
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What else are you going to cook for her?
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Well, I have to make a veggie turkey
thing.
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I don't know. It's like a roast, but
vegetarian.
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In fact, I need to call your father.
Give me the phone. Come on.
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from the grocery store and some gravy.
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Maybe even some potatoes.
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Do you want some potatoes?
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I would love some potatoes.
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Sure, yes.
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I would love potatoes.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Yeah, I'm just here with the boys now. I
was starting cooking.
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I have a question, though. Do you think
when you're on your way home you could
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stop at the store for me?
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Yes, exactly, sweetie.
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No.
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I mean, if you want beer, you have to
pick that up for you. I don't think you
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boys don't want beer, do you?
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I don't know.
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You better not be eating all those,
Dickerson.
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Oh, no, I'm not. Pick up an extra apple,
too, while you're there.
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Because your oldest is eating all of the
apples that I cut up for all three of
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us. Maybe bring, like, a tea tray or
something.
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And can you also pick up a plate of
meat?
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Well, I know she doesn't eat it. It's
not for her. It's for us, please.
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You like me, don't you?
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Yeah. Okay, great.
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Yes, and Dickerson, his girlfriend, is
normal.
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She's normal, he said.
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She's awesome.
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She's awesome. We do, sir. We're going
to be together.
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I just want it to be perfect. We have
the boys home, and their girlfriends are
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coming over, so I think it's just
really, really important. Just bring
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Will you stop being so rude?
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His girlfriend might spend the night.
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Is your girlfriend spending the night? I
don't think so.
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Your girlfriend's spending the night?
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Did you ask permission for that?
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No. Yes, that's what I thought. So your
girlfriend's not spending the night.
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How's this place get so dusty?
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You boys definitely don't do enough
chores.
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It wouldn't be so dusty if we were all
vegetarians.
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Don't even start that with me. This dust
has nothing to do
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with vegetarianism.
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There's a huge dust mine right there.
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You know, we could hire a maid.
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Why would we hire a maid? That seems
like a waste of money. Your toddler
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wouldn't be down for it.
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I mean, I bet you if we got him a hot
one.
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Right? Like the secretary.
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Yeah.
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It's not even that bad.
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Some of our friends' houses are pretty.
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I know, but... Oh, yeah. I mean, your
girlfriends are coming over for our
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Thanksgiving together as a family, and I
just want it to be perfect. I want to
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be able to clean and have the place just
look perfect.
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Yeah, putting that motherly touch into
it.
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Well, I am your stepmom, after all. It
has mom in it, doesn't it?
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I guess that's right, right?
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I think it's a 20 -pounder.
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Did you do that?
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The 20 -pound turkey?
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Yeah, I made sure to get a really big
one because I didn't know at the time
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I bought it that your girlfriend doesn't
eat turkey.
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So I had to go to the freezer and
literally make an
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extra room for that vegetarian turkey
roast thing from the store.
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Toad turkey?
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Right?
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I don't think you boys realize how
difficult Thanksgiving dinner is.
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Well, you know, we were all helping. We
all helped.
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I don't know.
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I don't think Dickerson helped them.
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Yeah, I know. You just got there and ate
them. By the way, did you eat all those
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apples? Well, no, no.
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There's a little bit left.
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There better be.
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Apples are one of my favorites, too.
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Okay, we'll make sure we have apples. I
think your dad was picking up some more
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apples on the way back to the store.
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Yeah.
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Oh, perfect.
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I need to get this way.
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No, not there.
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There. That whole thing there.
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Perfect. Yeah.
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That's what I was talking about.
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I hope that doesn't take too long,
though.
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He said he was at the store when I was
on the phone with him.
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So I'm sure he won't take too long,
especially with me having to bake a
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new pie.
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I would hope not either.
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You
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know,
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I really hope your girlfriend
appreciates the effort we're putting
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her first Thanksgiving with us.
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Thank you, Will.
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She's pretty understanding.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Well, I hope that, you know, your father
and I like her.
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I know Dad will.
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Take us in bed with everybody.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's true.
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He does love everybody, doesn't he? He's
such a nice guy.
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Does your girlfriend have big boobs?
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Oh, yeah. Does she have big boobs?
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Um.
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Yeah, they're pretty big. Yeah?
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Are they bigger than mine?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh. Yeah, they're like, she's like
triple D's, honestly. Oh, wow. That's
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massive.
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Yeah. The trips to Vegas and stuff.
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I was about to say, it's all the trips.
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Yeah.
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Again, your dad texted him.
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Did he, if he got his story, is he on
his way back?
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Is he dead?
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It's not going through.
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Okay, well, we can go through.
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We can start your phone if you have to.
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Yeah, he's on his own.
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All right, well, if you're not doing
anything, just go back to cleaning.
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Oh, okay.
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Good.
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Thank you very much. I appreciate the
help.
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How did you and your girlfriend meet?
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Well, we met at a concert.
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And, you know, she was very, very calm
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and honest.
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Yeah? Nice.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well, she just hit her top off
and, you know. Well, that would catch my
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eye.
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