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{\an8}- 14, 15, 16.
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{\an8}Whoo-hoo.
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{\an8}A new office chair-spinning
record.
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{\an8}How do you feel?
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{\an8}- So bad, but so good.
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{\an8}- [laughs] Remember.
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{\an8}Nausea is temporary,
glory is forever.
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{\an8}Give me five.
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{\an8}[knock at door]
Good girl.
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{\an8}- You two got a sec?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}We're just finishing up
some work, but sure.
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{\an8}- Guess what I ordered
that just arrived?
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{\an8}- If it's a fart machine,
I already told you no.
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{\an8}- Well, I was hoping
you were gonna guess dartboard.
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Then I could say...
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bullseye.
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- Ha. Bullseye.
[chuckles]
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I get it.
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- I didn't know
we needed a new dartboard.
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- Oh, the last one
got pretty chewed up.
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But that's what happens
when you-[sighs]
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Just can't miss.
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- Yup. [chuckles]
Old Deadeye Hawkins.
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[chuckles]
The man never misses.
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Pew-pew, pew-pew.
[laughs]
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- Hang on a second.
He's showing us his dartboard.
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- Anyway,
this is top-of-the-line.
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Customized with the
tavern's logo right on the top.
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- Oh, wow. That's so cool.
Check it out.
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- Oh, yeah.
I can see it from here.
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[chuckles]
It's a beaut.
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Anyway, uh, I'd better run.
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Promised Steve I'd help him.
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- Help him with what?
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- [laughs] I know, right?
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- [exhales]
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- She seem a little weird
to you?
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- Nah,
I didn't notice anything.
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- [scoffs] She can't stand to
be in the same room with you.
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I thought you was
gonna talk to her.
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- I am.
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- When?
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- I don't know.
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Probably when she can stand
to be in the same room with me.
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- Listen.
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I know men your age
have a hard time
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talking about emotional stuff.
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- Men of any age.
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- Is Isabella important to you?
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- She is.
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- Then you need to get over it.
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- Talk about not wanting to be
in the same room with somebody.
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- [laughs sarcastically]
I know, right?
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[laughs sarcastically]
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[upbeat country music]
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{\an8}- ? You belong
at Happy's Place ?
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{\an8}- Ah, spider!
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{\an8}- What?
- Spider. Spider.
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{\an8}- Wait, don't run over here.
It may follow you.
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{\an8}- But I'm afraid of spiders.
- Yeah, so am I.
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{\an8}- OK.
Well, what are we gonna do?
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{\an8}Because unless that spider can
make drinks, we got a problem.
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{\an8}- Ah.
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{\an8}- OK, where's Takoda?
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{\an8}- Oh, he won't be here
for half an hour.
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{\an8}By then, everyone in this place
could be dead.
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{\an8}- OK, OK.
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{\an8}Gabby, you can do this.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}It's just-
it's just a little spider.
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{\an8}No.
[whimpers]
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{\an8}It was waiting for me.
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{\an8}And doing this.
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{\an8}Mm. [inhales deeply]
Ooh, welcome back, Gabby.
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{\an8}- Arachnids are so arrogant.
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{\an8}Well, I'm afraid of spiders,
but I hate a bully more.
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{\an8}Step aside, Gabby.
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{\an8}- Really?
You're gonna kill it?
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- That's what
I'm telling myself in my head.
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[groans]
- I know.
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- A little bigger
than I thought.
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OK, um...
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- OK. Good. Good.
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- [screams]
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- Is it dead,
or just really clean?
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- It's stunned.
OK.
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Now all I have to do is...
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catch.
- Oh.
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- [panting and grunting]
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Ah.
- Oh.
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- [grunts]
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- Oh, you did it.
You did it.
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You did it.
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- And in the most
sanitary way possible.
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- You are a hero, Steve.
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Yeah, come on.
Yes!
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[cheers and applause]
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- I've never
been a hero before.
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It feels good.
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- Yeah.
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- You know what, Gabby?
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Grab me a beer.
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- All right.
What kind?
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- Root.
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- OK.
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- Diet.
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No...
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regular.
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- This is the first time I've
ever been attracted to you.
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- [exhales]
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[upbeat country music]
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? ?
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[drill whirs]
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- Why are we having
a staff darts tournament?
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I don't mean
to sound irritated,
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but I just found out
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we're having
a staff darts tournament.
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- Isabella and Emmett need
to get over being uncomfortable
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around each other,
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so I'm gonna
force them together.
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- I'm so not into this.
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- OK, who's ready to take
on the sharp-eyed sisters?
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- Well, actually,
I'm already on a team.
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Gabby and me.
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- I am so into this.
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She picked me
over everyone else.
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Let's see that replay.
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Not her, not him,
not him, not him.
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- OK, listen up.
this is a doubles tournament.
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So Isabella, you and Emmett.
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- Really?
- Really.
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- I call Takoda.
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- He's the only one left.
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- I still consider it
a compliment.
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- Don't worry, buddy.
I killed a spider today.
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Pretty sure
I'm good at sports now.
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[smooches]
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- You know, maybe I should
just be Gabby's teammate.
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- [laughs] Oh, my gosh.
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Everybody wants me now.
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OK, let's see the replay.
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She-
- Let's not.
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Isabella, you're gonna
be with Emmett,
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so why don't you two
get us started?
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- Want to go?
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- No, go ahead.
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- No, why don't
you start us off?
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- OK. All right,
somebody throw a dart.
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- Yeah. Come on.
Here we go.
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Whoo.
- Oh, nice try.
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- Wow.
Way to go, girl.
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Oh.
- Bullseye.
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- Whoo.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yee-haw.
- My turn.
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This board is hot.
- Come on, now.
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- I'm picturing my mother.
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Got her. [laughs]
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I can skip therapy this week.
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- [laughs] OK, my turn.
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- Oh, yeah.
Whoo-hoo.
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- You like to go first?
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- No, no, no.
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You go first,
because now I am the closer.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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All right.
Come on, now.
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- Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter. Swing.
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- Now watch this, Takoda.
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I'll make sure
to lift with my legs,
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now that I have to carry you.
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- Oh, man.
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[laughing] Oh.
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- Wow.
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- I know you only did that
to make me feel better.
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- Yeah.
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- OK.
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No worries.
We're just getting started.
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All right, Isabella
and Emmett, you're up again.
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- Actually,
you know what, Emmett?
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You got this.
Don't need me.
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- Nice try.
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- All right, tournament's
not over yet, is it?
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We didn't have time to come up
with a cool handshake.
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- Mm.
- You know? Come on, hmm?
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What's-what is-
it's not a job interview.
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Come on, what-
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- Steve and Takoda
win by default.
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? ?
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- I could tell when it left
my hand it was gonna be good.
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It's like
I was one with the dart.
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- You missed the board.
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- That's the first thing
I missed all day.
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- Remember when Bobbie
picked me over both of you?
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That was fun.
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- Not as fun as when
I killed a spider.
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Let me know
if you see one, Takoda.
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I'll teach you how to do it.
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- No, I don't kill spiders.
My people frown on that.
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- Wait, wait.
Do you just release them?
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- Do your people
really frown on that?
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Because I say stuff like that
all the time
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to get out of things
I don't want to do.
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- Oh, it's real.
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We don't want to give Iktomi
any reason to mess with us.
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- Wait, what are
you talking about?
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Who's Iktomi?
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- Iktomi's the
Lakota trickster god.
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He appears as a spider
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and takes vengeance on those
who have killed his kind.
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- Is it just spiders?
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Because
I killed a fly last week.
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I mean, not on purpose.
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I like to sing when
I ride my bike.
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- Look, every culture has
its own beliefs.
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I'm supposed to wear yellow
underwear on New Year's Eve
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for good luck, but I refuse to
let underwear dictate my year.
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- Look.
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Forget I said anything
about spiders.
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- You're not gonna forget,
are you?
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- [scoffs] Of course I am.
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I can't even remember what
the trickster god's name is.
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- Oh, I do. It's-
- Iktomi, I know.
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- Oh. [laughs]
I'm glad you jumped in.
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I actually forgot.
[chuckles]
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- Quick,
grab me another root beer.
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- OK.
Wait, are you sure?
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- Uh-huh.
Beer me.
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[glass shatters]
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both: Iktomi!
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? ?
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[knock at door]
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- Hey.
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- I'm writing in my diary
about the darts tournament.
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How do you spell "sucked"?
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- You know, it could
have been a lot worse.
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[chuckles]
Nobody left with an eye patch.
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- By the way, putting me
and Emmett on the same team?
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Very subtle.
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- I just remember how close
you two used to be,
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and it breaks my heart.
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- Don't worry about it.
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If we want to work it out,
we'll work it out.
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- Oh yeah, that's what
two thick-headed people
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usually do, work it out.
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- Just leave it alone, Bobbie.
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You don't know what
you're talking about.
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- Mm,
and how could we fix that?
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I know.
You could tell me.
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- It's this.
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It's all of these.
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- What are they?
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- Letters to Happy.
252
00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:42,510
- Yeah?
253
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,554
- Although I didn't know his
name or where to send them.
254
00:10:45,555 --> 00:10:48,599
Every Father's Day,
I'd write another one.
255
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,145
Dear Dad, I'd write.
Or hey, Daddy.
256
00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:55,981
And I'd tell him
things about me.
257
00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:58,025
You know,
ask him things about him.
258
00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:59,401
Did he have a dog?
259
00:10:59,402 --> 00:11:00,611
Did he like watermelon?
260
00:11:00,612 --> 00:11:01,862
- [chuckles]
261
00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:04,323
- I told him I like rivers
more than lakes.
262
00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:05,574
- Oh.
263
00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:07,743
- And wondered
which he liked better.
264
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:10,079
I'd draw pictures sometimes.
265
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,915
Yeah, pictures of me.
266
00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:16,710
And I told him
I wanted to meet him.
267
00:11:16,711 --> 00:11:19,840
That I really
wanted to meet him.
268
00:11:21,091 --> 00:11:25,719
And I signed it
269
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,848
your daughter, Isabella.
270
00:11:31,017 --> 00:11:36,272
And then I put them in the box
with the rest of them.
271
00:11:36,273 --> 00:11:41,277
- That's a wrong that'll
never be made right.
272
00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:44,155
I'm so sorry, Isabella.
I wished I'd have known.
273
00:11:44,156 --> 00:11:45,364
- You didn't.
274
00:11:45,365 --> 00:11:47,158
- Mm-mm.
275
00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:49,827
- But Emmett did.
276
00:11:49,828 --> 00:11:51,787
And I don't know why.
277
00:11:51,788 --> 00:11:55,207
I-[sighs]
278
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,792
I really don't know why
279
00:11:56,793 --> 00:12:00,629
he couldn't have told Happy
to do the right thing.
280
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,840
Just-just do what's right.
281
00:12:02,841 --> 00:12:05,968
[laughs]
That's my problem with Emmett.
282
00:12:05,969 --> 00:12:07,887
- Well, then tell him.
283
00:12:07,888 --> 00:12:11,016
Since when do you not tell
people what you're thinking?
284
00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:14,935
- What good would it do,
you know?
285
00:12:14,936 --> 00:12:17,230
What's done is done.
286
00:12:20,817 --> 00:12:23,069
[somber rock music]
287
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,047
- Oh, we got a big
problem with the food
288
00:12:30,048 --> 00:12:32,000
and you need to fix it pronto.
289
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,376
- What do you mean,
we have a problem?
290
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,169
- Mm-hmm.
291
00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:36,379
- You need to tell me
what the problem is.
292
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,880
- Oh, I will.
293
00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:40,007
When I can stand to be
in the same room with you.
294
00:12:40,008 --> 00:12:41,926
- Oh, aren't you clever?
295
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,302
- Mm-hmm.
296
00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:45,429
Look, you need
to talk to Isabella.
297
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,598
She's wondering why
you never tried to get Daddy
298
00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,393
to stay in contact with her.
299
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,061
- People seem to
have forgotten that
300
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,730
I am not responsible
for Happy's actions.
301
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:56,232
- No one thinks that.
302
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,817
Why are you getting
so defensive?
303
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,820
- Because all my life, I have
tried to do the right thing.
304
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,405
All my life.
305
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,825
And suddenly, I'm the villain.
306
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:09,120
- Oh, Emmett. I don't think
she thinks that at all.
307
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,873
She just wants to know why.
308
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,001
- [takes deep breath]
309
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,797
I thought I was
protecting people.
310
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:23,593
- When she showed up,
I was less than welcoming,
311
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,429
and the person you protected
was her.
312
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,972
- Yeah.
313
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,807
- So if the person you're
protecting now is Happy,
314
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,268
he doesn't need it.
315
00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:36,022
- It's not him.
316
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:40,109
Takoda, can you cover for me in
the kitchen for a little bit?
317
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,445
- Oh, you got it.
318
00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:47,617
- I was protecting me.
319
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,203
But no more.
320
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,707
[somber rock music]
321
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:58,462
? ?
322
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,298
- Good morning, Steve.
323
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:05,009
- Is it?
Is it a good morning?
324
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,677
Is it?
325
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,179
- Well, it was.
326
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,598
- First, I lost my keys,
327
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,226
then I hit a huge pothole
on the way to work,
328
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,103
and now my car makes
this gunka-gunka-gunka sound.
329
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:17,355
- Ha.
330
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,065
My car makes
all kinds of sounds.
331
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,276
Just turn the music up louder.
332
00:14:22,277 --> 00:14:24,362
- Well, that's not
even the worst part.
333
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,697
Then a bird pooped on my hand.
334
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,074
- Ugh.
335
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,618
- Is this your trickster god?
336
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,954
- I think
that's just bird poop.
337
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,957
- This isn't good luck,
this is a curse.
338
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:40,170
A curse that needs soap and
water and a bird flu vaccine.
339
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,008
- OK, Takoda,
you have to help him.
340
00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:47,885
- I don't know.
341
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:52,306
Steve's very specific about
his hand-washing routine.
342
00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:53,849
- No. OK.
343
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:57,645
No, I mean can you help
him get rid of that curse?
344
00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,690
- Well, Iktomi does
accept apology dances.
345
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,359
- OK, so there's-
there's an apology dance?
346
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,986
- Yes.
347
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,822
You put your left arm in,
348
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,116
pull your left arm out,
349
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,993
you put your left arm in,
350
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,121
and you shake it all around.
351
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,790
- That's the hokey-pokey.
352
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,292
- I know. I tricked you.
353
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,252
Iktomi would be so proud of me.
354
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,005
[laughs] Don't worry about it.
I'll handle this.
355
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,172
- OK.
356
00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:27,091
- I wonder what's next.
357
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:32,638
A lightning bolt, a hurricane,
a friendly clown in a sewer?
358
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:35,850
- Steve, all of those bad
things that happened to you,
359
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,184
they could have
happened to anyone.
360
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:41,355
- Yeah, anybody Iktomi's
trying to punish.
361
00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:43,941
- You know, I wish I'd
told you about Shyamalan.
362
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,526
- Who's that?
363
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,738
- The deity that
blesses those who hunt spiders.
364
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,072
- Really?
365
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:52,283
- [chuckling] No.
366
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,452
He's not a god.
367
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,038
That's my favorite director,
M. Night Shyamalan.
368
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,499
Oh, Iktomi is loving me.
369
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,253
- I don't understand what
you're trying to say, Takoda.
370
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,922
- I'm saying
if I told you good things
371
00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:11,052
were going to happen, you
would have noticed good things.
372
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,263
- But you told me
bad things were gonna happen,
373
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,432
and that's all
I was paying attention to.
374
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,101
- Exactly.
Does that help?
375
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:20,728
- Well, there's only one way
to find out.
376
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,063
Gabby?
- Yeah?
377
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,691
- Grab me a root beer.
378
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,401
- Are you sure?
379
00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:28,820
- Beer me.
- All right.
380
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,329
- It helped.
381
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:47,797
[knock at door]
382
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,132
- Hey.
383
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,053
Uh, these are for you.
384
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,429
- Flowers?
385
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,390
- Yeah, I couldn't find a card
that said,
386
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,185
sorry I didn't help out
with your absentee father.
387
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,521
- You heard about that.
388
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,190
- I did.
389
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,650
- Look, Emmett.
390
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,652
I don't know if I'm ready
to talk about this yet.
391
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,987
- Well-[sighs]
I'm not either.
392
00:17:11,988 --> 00:17:14,198
[chuckles]
But we're going to.
393
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,951
You mind?
394
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:20,955
- I thought
you didn't drink red wine.
395
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,126
- Right now,
I could drink rubbing alcohol.
396
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,673
So Happy and I only talked
about you the one time,
397
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:35,469
and he only told me then
because...
398
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:38,055
he had a decision to make.
399
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:40,058
- What decision?
400
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,563
- How much did your mom
tell you about why
401
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,441
Happy didn't come around?
402
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,276
- Not a lot.
403
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,319
She said she told him
he had to go public about me
404
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,071
or stop coming around.
405
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,739
- Oh.
406
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,658
Well, that's because you were
asking questions about him
407
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,327
and she didn't want you to feel
like you were an embarrassment.
408
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:02,746
- Instead, I felt like
I didn't mean anything to him.
409
00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:05,875
- No, no.
410
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,502
No, you meant
the world to Happy.
411
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:10,004
And he was torn up about it.
412
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,131
And that's why
he finally told me,
413
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,717
to ask what he should do.
414
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,595
- He did?
- Yeah.
415
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,681
I told him it would
destroy Bobbie and her mom.
416
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:26,521
So your pain, Isabella,
it's my fault.
417
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,358
I mean, you gotta understand.
418
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,987
You were just a name to me.
419
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:39,909
And then you showed up and...
420
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,621
[sighs]
You weren't a name anymore.
421
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:49,211
You were this wonderful person
that I hurt.
422
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,757
And I am so, so sorry.
423
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,345
And I don't-I don't blame you
for hating me.
424
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,771
Oh, that's not the reaction
I thought I'd get.
425
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,152
- I think I understand now
why you did what you did.
426
00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:17,029
If Happy had made
different choices,
427
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,324
then my happiness would have
come at Bobbie's expense.
428
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:24,328
And that would kill me.
429
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,247
- So...
430
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,082
you OK?
431
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,376
- I'm still mad at Happy.
432
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,419
Look, I get that there were
no good choices to make,
433
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,838
but he was responsible
for that.
434
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:37,258
- Damn right!
- Yeah.
435
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,885
- His obituary would have been
a hell of a lot different
436
00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:42,263
if I'd have known
all this was coming.
437
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,849
- Yeah, my letters sure would
have been a lot different.
438
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:48,269
- Hey.
439
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,854
Let's write him another one.
440
00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:54,066
- Really?
- Damn right.
441
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,486
All right. [sighs]
442
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,072
[sighs]
Start it off...
443
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,950
dear bastard.
444
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,035
- Not dear.
445
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,412
Hey, bastard.
446
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,496
What's next?
447
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,164
- Oh, love that.
448
00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:10,749
Because of what you did,
449
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:15,838
you hurt a sweet, innocent
child that didn't deserve it.
450
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,299
- And put your best friend,
who is a good man,
451
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,758
in a terrible position.
452
00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:20,926
- That bastard!
453
00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,094
- Bastard.
454
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,597
[upbeat music]
455
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,056
- All right,
everybody clear out.
456
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:27,141
Give me some room.
457
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,435
- You heard the lady.
Room.
458
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,729
You got this, all right?
459
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:37,318
- Um, cool handshakes
are so last year.
460
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,695
- Oh, I thought we could
figure one out for later.
461
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,531
- I'm so into that.
- Good.
462
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:45,368
- Fly straight,
little fake arrow.
463
00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:50,372
- Yeah.
- Whoo-hoo.
464
00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:53,501
{\an8}Great shot.
Wish I had time to celebrate.
465
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,713
{\an8}- Oh!
466
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,341
{\an8}He's too busy hitting bull,
baby!
467
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,051
{\an8}Whoo-hoo!
468
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:05,122
{\an8}- I'm starting to regret
y'all getting back together.
469
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,348
{\an8}- Good luck, Steve.
470
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,766
{\an8}- I don't need any luck,
471
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,019
{\an8}because now I have something
even better.
472
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,490
{\an8}My new performance
high-tech grip glove.
473
00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:21,779
{\an8}- You hit board! Ah!
474
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,281
{\an8}[upbeat music]
475
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:27,881
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