All language subtitles for Brazzers Presents The Parodies 6 [Brazzers] (2016) 540p

Look, doctor, we know our reputation
here.

All right?

But just listen.

If you don't do anything foolish, you
got absolutely nothing to worry about.

Uh, Dr. Leland?

Who's in this cell?

Poor Harleen.

She used to work here as an intern, you
know.

What happened?

You know, it's nothing to concern
yourself with, kid.

I just steer clear of this room.

All right?

I can hear you out there, Doc.

Is it true you used to work here,
Harley, as a doctor?

Call me Harley.

What happened to you? I'm not supposed
to be in here, Doc.

I'm a patsy.

I'm not bad. You've got to believe me.

Please let me tell you my story.

Then you can decide for yourself.

Come on, Doc.

I'm in a straight jacket.

What could I possibly do to a big,
strong man like you?

No, Harley, we should keep this to clean
up.

Oh, no.

Wake up.

If you don't wake up, it's going to be a
fucking bloodbath in here.

What the fuck?

The fuck do you want from me?

I'm just a little lonely, Doc.

I wanted a little company.

That's not too much for a girl to ask,
is it?

You're fucking crazy.

You think I'm cute, don't you?

You want me, don't you?

You can tell me. I won't tell anyone, I
promise.

What if I give you a little something?

Would you like that, Doc?

Sure feels like you would.

That's what the voices are telling me.

I'm gonna hit you in the head with the
baseball bat.

Then I'm gonna set all the patients
free.

That's what the voices in my head are
telling me.

I'm just joking.

I'm not gonna hit you in the head again.

I'm gonna put on a little show for you.

No, thank you.

I love you. I love you, Doc. Cute, huh,
Doc?

You're full of damnation.

Looks like we got something in the way.

I hate when things get in the way of
what I want.

Please don't hurt me.

I'm going to make you feel real, real
good.

No, no, no, doctor.

You should know better.

You shouldn't have the heart on for your
patient.

I would know.

What are you doing?

I was just going to suck it a little.

Unless you don't want me to.

I can stop.

Do you want me to stop?

I can't hear you.

No, I don't.

I didn't think so.

Let me taste that bad boy.

Wow, you got a really good one there
Doc!

I'll suck his dick however I want to
suck it.

Sorry, I just have a couple voices.

Look how pretty it is.

I haven't sucked a doctor's dick in a
while.

That's a lie, I'm just kidding.

I like feeling you thrust yourself
inside my mouth.

How do you like getting your dick sucked
with a straitjacket on, huh?

It's kind of fun, right?

You have the biggest dick of all the
doctors here, too.

Fuck your dick, didn't you?

Didn't you, doctor?

Yes, uh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I know what you boys want.

All you boys think I'm so fucking cute.

Oh, fuck.

And you guys like I'm crazy.

You know they're better when they're
crazy.

I know you want a piece of this ass.

You want some of this juicy little
booty?

Come on, Jack.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, you're so sexy.

Oh, baby.

Tell me you want some of this ass.

Tell me. I want to hear you say it.
What?

Fuck yeah.

Tell me you want some of this ass.

It tastes so good.

Yeah.

I need some more.

Yeah. Yeah? Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah. I need some more.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my

gosh.

It's so hot.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you like Harley's little
pussy, huh?

Yes, I do.

I want you to choke me, but you're a
little tied up at the moment.

Oh, you like your

duck.

Thank you.

I had another doctor last this long.

I'm not surprised you haven't came yet.

Usually the doctors come so fast for
this little fucking slutty pussy.

You better have a big fat look saved up
for me holding out this long.

I'm gonna eat every last drop of your
cum, doc.

You never came in your whole goddamn
life.

Oh, don't tell me I gotta find these
eggs.

Oh, yeah.

Come here.

Come here, doc.

Yeah. I want you to go right there.

I'm gonna take you out of this thing.
And I'm gonna have you fuck me so.

Good. But you better not run away.

Oh, fuck.

Please don't hit me.

Don't run away and you give me no reason
to.

They don't make things easy to

take off, do they?

One more to go.

And you're free now, Doc.

I need

you

to refill my prescription of that day.
Oh, fuck you.

Right there.

Harley's little pussy makes everyone
want to come early. Don't you worry.

You're not alone.

Put it back.

Oh, my God. Can you help me just right?
I might squirt all over your dick.

You want me to squirt all over your
dick?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Really good.

Oh, God, right there.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Just for doing that, I won't tell
anybody that you fucked me.

You can keep your job.

It's a lot of hot dogs.

Right there.

Oh, God, your tongue is so good.

Yeah. Oh, you like a dirty girl, huh?

You like a real dirty me.

Paging all patients.

I got the best ass eater in the house.

Doctor over here.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

How did you get so good at that, huh?

How did you get so fucking good at
eating ass? It just tastes so good.

Fuck.

It is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you're not done with me, huh?

God, just like that.

Yeah, right there. Right

there.

There you go. There you go.

Oh, there you go, Jeremiah.

Oh, yeah.

I like it, man. I can take charge.

I love you.

I want you to come on my face. Oh, yeah?
I want you to be in it. Yeah.

I said, aren't I a good, dirty little
slut?

I can't hear you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Dear God, what have you done to them,
you crazy bitch?

I didn't do anything.

I just saw them like that.

Captain Clark.

Stargate 4.

I've taken over Captain's duty for Kirk,
as he's come down with spacecrafts or

some shit.

I'm getting to know my crew and the
special gadgets on board.

The only advice Kirk gave me was, fuck
everything you see.

Ignore the consequences.

from engineering.

Did you need some help?

Uh, Brant, yes.

I've been trying to whack myself off
with this masturbation device, but

unfortunately, no matter how hard I try,
I just can't seem to get my big fat

cock through this little tiny hole.

Maybe it's a simple fix, something I'm
doing wrong, maybe I could turn it on.

That's a thermos flask, though.

Ah, would explain the boiling hot tea,
wouldn't it?

Oh dear, oh, I'll be down there.

I believe this is what you're looking
for, Captain. It comes as standard for

male staff fleet officers.

Ah, yes.

Maybe you could give me a quick hand,
see if you can give me the old run

-through of how this works, eh?

Brant, do a quick jizz before I hit my
way up on deck. That's really not in my

job, does it?

Probably not, but my captain's log is
aching for some attention, if you know

what I'm saying, so maybe you could give
me a quick run -down of this, and we'll

head up back to the bridge. What do you
say?

Well, first we need to get you far.

Which I see you already are.

What do you think of my alpha quadrant?

Very impressive. Would you like to lie
down?

Okie dokie.

Okay.

Whoa. What is that you're putting over
my Jefferies tube?

It's lube, sir.

I can't say I use the stuff.

It's normally going dry.

How's that for you, sir?

Ah, yes.

It's like sticking your dick in a
blender.

It's been a while since I've done that,
if you know what I'm saying.

Maybe you prefer the real thing.

Yeah, probably, probably. I think that's
still got the last captain inside it.

Oh, that's better.

There we go, yes.

Oh, make that glisten.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Oh, yes. That's lovely.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, just like that.

Oh, yes, like that, Dick.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh yes, that's it.

Captain Dean to the bridge. What's going
on up there?

Sir, the ship is locked down. We have no
control.

We're getting readings an alien lifeform
is on board.

But it's odd. Like nothing we've ever
seen before.

Okay. Keep me updated.

You!

Are the captains.

I am.

And you're wearing such a skimpy outfit.
I mean, look at this.

My appearance was customised by your
mind, Captain D.

So I can see.

What the fuck do you want with my shoes?

I need your seat.

My race is dying and your seat can
repopulate the entire people.

I do have a good shot that I wouldn't
know if I'd hit Uranus. If I could take

sample with me, then my people could be
saved.

Listen here, space biscuit.

If I'm going to be blowing my beans, I'm
either going to be in that alien vagine

of yours, or all over this space race
face of yours. Probably a little bit in

the hair and in the eye.

Your choice, darling.

Captain, what are you doing?

Keeping up alien relations.

Well? What's it going to be, space
monkey?

I do not understand.

Oh, fucking hell.

Let's show her. Look, see this? This is
my fucking cock, darling.

All right?

This, that's it, in the mouth. All
right? Look, see what she's doing there?

this? This is the fucking knapsack. All
right?

Everything's in there. Everything you
fucking want, all in there, darling.

You've got to work for it. See? Look
what she's doing.

See what she's doing?

Yeah, that's it. All right. Up you get.
Come on. Shut up, pussy.

See this? Look.

That's it. See what that is?

Again, my cock.

Nut sack.

Look, give it a nice little fucking...
Oh, look, she likes that. Give it a nice

little fucking tease.

Oh!

There we go. Look at that.

You watching, space monkey?

That's it. Look at this.

She's going to work for that fucking
seed, huh?

See? If you put up some of this, I'll
give you that fucking nut seed and you

take whatever the fuck you want home.

Of course it's fucking agreeable,
darling. Now get your cup down here.

have a look at the beaver.

Just like that.

There you go. Let's see what this cup
looks like.

Try this lubricant that you mentioned.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You have to make that fucking contract.

Oh, yes. Excuse me.

That's it, you work hard for that
fucking seat, huh?

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's it, baby.

That's it, huh?

You like how she likes your pussy, huh?

Look at this fucking pussy, huh? Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Look at this, look.

That's a tight fucking pussy.

Drink of that, Missy.

That's it.

Now you're about to clean this fucking
dick off.

That's some fucking juicy.

Oh, yes, Missy.

Fucking Captain's log.

Ah, yes, that's it, baby.

Ah.

Ah, yes, yes.

Ah.

Ah, yes, that's it. Ah,

yes, that's it, baby. You work for the
Captain's seed.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what fucking solar system
you're from darling, but that's a nice

little bit of head.

What are you trying to do? You're trying
to get the seed out, aren't you?

That's it, wipe that dick.

Oh yes, that's it.

Oh yeah,

that's it.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yes.

Fucking tits. Oh, baby.

Oh, yes.

Fucking relax.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's it. Oh,

yeah, so you're ready to get fucked now,
huh?

Fuck.

Jesus,

it's like the airlock in Sector 7.

It's stuck in me like that. I'm coming
on Uranus.

Ah, yes.

Ah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Ah, yes.

Put it back in.

Put it back in our alien fucking biscuit
hole.

You know what? Memories like this aren't
made every day.

Captain's log.

Day five.

I'm currently inside of my assistant.

We have picked up an alien who happens
to be a bit of a horny bitch. She wants

to be the...

Give her my seed so that she can
repopulate her planet.

I'm going to really struggle.

Give her enough seed, I mean. That
masturbation I've been doing in the last

alone. Oh, God.

Anyway, can I have the... Oh, oh.

Shit, better not nut now.

Sorry. I'll have to concentrate.

Good, you're just like a Romulan bird of
prey.

I've never seen this one coming.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yes, that's it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Yes. There you go.

Now you want some more fucking dick,
huh?

And you're going to look like a fucking
pussy. Do you understand me?

Yes?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

That's it.

That's it. You're going to look like a
fucking dick.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

It exploded.

You're a fucking pussy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh shit, girls.

I feel Warp 7 coming.

Here it is, Warp 7!

There we go.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, that's it, Brent.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

shit, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yes. That's it. Make that fucking cunt
cry.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes,

I'm so far in your entry room.

Oh, yes, I can feel your dilithium
fucking crystals.

Oh, yes, that's right.

Give me them fucking crystals.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, that's right.

Oh, yes.

You ready for Captain Seed, huh? Yeah.

I think you are.

I think you are.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, that's it, baby. You're going
to fucking cum, huh?

You're going to fucking cum for baby,
huh?

Just like that.

Yes. Oh, yes, that's it, baby. You
ready, huh?

Just like that.

survive long enough to be effective,
Captain B.

You may just be right.

I do, however, have a solution.

Take me back with you.

I'll plough each and every single
fucking one of you weirdos perfectly.

You're leaving us, Captain?

To save an ancient race from
annihilation?

I've got to, darling.

Shall we?

That could be a... I think you're
fucking well in, darling.

This is my ship, the Enterprise.

Gonna miss this bad boy.

What a guy.

Any sign of her?

No. Keep your eyes open.

She can be a real slippery bitch.

What'd you say?

Nice try, sweetie.

But I recognize that scent anywhere.

Hello, Logan.

I see we're getting to the point.

Sure took you long enough.

Oh, you seem to have everything handled
quite nicely.

Shall we?

This bitch is in heat.

Come on, Misty.

Come on, really, Misty?

No, this is not the time or place, okay?

Mm -hmm.

Come to me, baby. Let him be the boy
scout.

I'll take that hop now.

Logan, we have a job to do.

Perfection.

That's good.

Are you serious? Oh, my God.

All right, let's save the world, you
guys.

Seriously, we... Oh, boy.

Just... Don't tell Jean about this,
okay?

Let's get quick, all right?

No telling Dean, seriously.

You talk way too much.

Jeezy tiger.

That fucking claws man.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Blame that.

Suck it home.

Let's do

It is.

You just got her for a reason, I guess.

Damn, she's good.

I'd keep that around.

Holy shit.

I hate that bitch.

God, I might explain this to Professor
X.

Very disappointing, my friend.

Okay.

You have me defeated, son.

Go ahead.

What?

I always said mutants are supreme.

Oh yeah, you suck that fucking dick.

Oh, yes.

oh yes oh

yes

That's it baby, that's it, that's it,
that's it, that's it.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You want this fucking dick, huh? Yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Just like that.

Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes,

yes, yes.

Yeah.

That's it. Just like that.

You're a pussy.

You're a fucking pussy.

That's it, baby.

Just like that.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

Yes.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh shit.

That's it baby. Look at that.

Look at that fucking dick. Look at that
fucking dick.

Oh yes, that's it baby.

You like that fucking dick? Yes.

Don't fuck your little face.

Oh, yes.

That's it, baby.

Look at that fucking cock.

Yeah.

Yes.

There you go, baby. There you go.

Oh, yes.

Hold on, baby. There you go, huh?

Want my dick?

Yeah.

That's it, baby. Just like that.

Huh? Just like that. Let me fuck your
fucking cheeks, huh? Just like that,

Yeah.

You give me that fucking pussy.

Get up. Get that fucking pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Sit,

baby. Sit, baby. Just sit down.

Sit, baby.

Just sit down.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it, baby.

Oh,

yes.

That's it, baby.

Yeah?

That's it.

So you're fucking right that day.

Yeah, baby.

Oh,

shit. There you go, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's it.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh,

my God, yeah.

That's it, baby.

Hands on my chest, you guys.

Yeah.

Yes.

That's it, baby. Come on. Stop this
thing.

That's it. Come back here.

You sit on this fucking thing.

Let's go see your baby.

Yeah. Just like that. There you go.

Oh, yes.

Let's see, baby. Come with me.

Let's see.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes, there you go. There you fucking go.

What a dick.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's it. Open your feet.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Let's see. You bend over, baby.

That's it. Bend over.

That's it. That's it.

Okay, come on.

Fuck you and this fucking shit, huh?

That's some dirty fucking shit.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. You hold on.

Hold on to that fucking bar.

Oh, yeah, there you go. Good enough.

That's it.

Oh,

yeah.

Stick that fucking tongue out.

Let's see you suck that dick, huh?
Where'd that fucking teeth go?

That's just off.

You ready to ride that fucking dick? Mm
-hmm. Let's see you stand up.

Come here.

Oh,

yeah.

No. No.

No.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

There you go.

Yeah, you need to fucking calm down.
Stay there, baby. Just like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

There you go. There you go, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah. There you fucking go, baby.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Fuck

That

was amazing

You know I've always admired you Betsy

more ruthless than the others

Together, you and I could make this
world a safer place, mutants.

With you by my side, we can bring the
hope of the Sapiens to heal and take our

rightful place as the inheritors of this
planet.

We will crush them under the boot -hills
like the vermin they are!

Where are you?

I'm yours now, Master.

What would you like me to do?

um um

What?

No!

um um

Thank you.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Hmm.

um

Yeah.

Why do you like the way I suck your
dick, Matthew? Oh, yes.

That's it.

Bye.

thousands of like that

What the fuck?

um um

oh

Mmm.

My fighting sense is tingling.

Nice night for a robbery, I guess.

Now where the hell is Black Cat?

Oh, this tight costume.

You're maybe young, but there's no
hiding of this big cock of yours.

Oh, but I would love to feel you spray
all your webbings.

Oh, my nice big titties.

Oh.

Speaking of the devil.

Oh, hi, Spidey.

I was just thinking about you.

Where are you? You said you'd meet me
for patrol tonight.

Oh, I love it when you're so assertive.

What are you wearing?

Uh, my costume, of course.

Look, I got a robbery going on right
now. Are you coming or not?

Oh my god, I'm coming.

Oh, for god's sake. I'll deal with it
myself.

Hey, fella.

Not sure this stuff suits you.

Need a hand putting it back?

It's the wall crawler!

Cannonball.

Clothesline.

Hey!

This thing's beyond blasting.

Holy hooters.

Hey, asshole, my eyes are up here.

Damn. The curves on those things. Not
just my spidey -sense tingling.

Hey, Webhead, he's getting away.

Oh, yeah.

What's wrong?

I've run out of webbing. Does this
happen often?

No, honestly.

This is the first time. Ah, don't worry.
I'm sure the police will pick him up.

You missed most of the fight, Felicia.

I didn't come for the fight.

I came for you.

Aunt May told me there were girls like
you. I'm about to make you a man.

What are you doing?

I can't talk.

Oh fuck.

Wow.

Oh, yeah. Come on, Wiggy.

Oh, come on, faster.

Oh, yeah. Let's go.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on. Give it to me.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come up here.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm.

Feeling any better now?

Got you now, you costume cunt!

Not bad for a teenager.

I've got a girl, she look just fine.

Always bring me whiskey and wine.