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Hello?

Hello?

Hey, doctor.

Can I see?

Steal it, did you? No, I bought it. Made
good money.

Maybe. It's all pretty old stuff.

It's antique.

Who's that?

My brother.

Brantley.

It's Beamer.

Call him Beamer because he's psychic.

Oh, yeah? Beamer?

Yeah, he talks to animals, too.

That's quite a talent.

Maybe he touches you. I don't know
everything he ever did, so watch

He talk to people?

Not too much.

Voodoo bullshit.

Look, how about this vacuum cleaner?

You can clean up your shop with it.

I don't want to clean it up.

And you're going to be happy with that.
Yeah, I'm sure.

40 bucks.

30 bucks.

20. 20, and I'm not going to argue.

Done. Beamer!

Come and grab this man's brand new
vacuum cleaner.

You're not going to regret this. Yeah,
right.

Mankind was designed for accomplishment.

Endowed with the seeds of greatness.

Man is engineered for success.

Opportunity lies with the individual.

You're impressed, aren't you?

Yes, I am, but... But you're wondering
what this beauty costs, am I right?

Yes, exactly.

Well, I'm sure that you can see that a
complete home maintenance system such as

this is a fairly expensive proposition.

Oh, yes.

I want you to tell me what you think the
price is. Don't be shy.

Well, I... Let's add it up.

Now, here is your state -of -the -art,
in your traditional vacuum cleaner,

Say $800.

Floor polisher, another three. Rug
shampoo, another five.

Air compressor, $900 minimum.

$2 ,500 total.

Oh, that's much too much for me.

What would you say if I told you I could
give you the complete package for $1

,500? You'd jump at it, wouldn't you?

Well, that's a very good price, but I...
I'm just kidding, Mrs. Henderson. I

can't sell it to you for that.

It did sound a little too good to be
true. No, but I could give it to you for

thousand.

Well, that's splendid, but I still
don't... Believe me, Mrs. Henderson, I

sell it to you for that either.

Well, now, Bobby, I think you're playing
with me.

I'm sorry. I'm just in a terrific humor
today.

Anyway, no, I can't sell it to you for a
thousand.

I can't sell you this $2 ,500 package
for a thousand or $1 ,500 or even $2

The price is actually $7 .99.

Now, I think for that amount, you'd be
prepared to go ahead with this

investment, am I right?

I'm sorry, Bobby.

I would, really, but it's just a little
too much for me right now.

You like this machine, don't you, Mrs.
Henderson? Oh, I like it, but it's just

little too much for me to spend. And
right now, I have a very small pension,

see.

You'd like to have one, though. If you
could afford it, I mean. If I could

afford it, I'd love to have one.

You're a very good salesman.

If I could show you how you could afford
it, you'd jump at it, wouldn't you?

I suppose, but there's no way... Could I
use your phone for a second?

Hello, Mr. Hickman?

Yes, this is Bobby Barnaby calling.

I'm fine, sir. How are you?

Good, good, good.

Sir, I'm over at Mrs. Henderson's this
afternoon.

And, yes, yes, she's very impressed with
the machine, sir.

Yes, she'd love to own one.

Well, sir, the problem is, is that,
well, she just feels it's a little bit

much for her to spend at the moment.

Uh -huh.

Well... Sir, I was just wondering if we
could possibly make an exception in her

case.

Yes, I know that, sir.

Well, it's just that her pension is
very, very small.

She's a very, very nice lady, sir.

You could.

That's wonderful, sir.

Thank you very, very much. We're both
very pleased.

Thank you.

Thank you very much. My best to your
family.

Right. I'll see you at the club tomorrow
night.

Okay. Right -o.

Right -o. Bye -bye.

Great news, Mrs. Henderson.

My boss took 15 % off the total price.

I mean, this is incredible because I can
assure you this has never happened in

the history of Calvin Industries as we
know it.

15 %? It's a miracle.

Hey, there's nothing to stop us now,
huh?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You
can get everything in life you want

if you help enough other people get what
they want.

You can get everything you want in life
if you help enough other people get what

they want.

Stop counting time.

Start making time count.

Today is the first day of the rest of
your life.

Today is the first day of the rest of
your life.

Today is the first day of the rest of
your life.

you'll recall we discussed the
consequences of a poor self -image.

You have seen that a low level of self
-esteem can paralyze your career and

cripple your earning potential.

You have confronted negativism face -to
-face and told him, No thank you, sir. I

believe in myself.

Having forsaken the negative, you are
now prepared to take the positive into

your heart.

Cradle it there as you would a puppy or
a small child.

You are learning the rules to the game
of life.

Life, like any game, has winners and
losers.

People who accomplish their goals and
people who fail.

And what is the simple difference
between accomplishment and failure?

The right mental attitude.

The right mental attitude.

Are you playing the game of life without
any goals? You are with the score.

How you doing, Deb?

Super good, Bobby. How you doing?

Any better, I'd be all right. You got a
visitor. He's waiting inside.

Go right out. Give me the best you got.
I am hot today.

Good morning. It's a great day at Calvin
Industries.

You Mr. Barnaby?

If I'm not, he owes me money.

So you are Mr.

Barnaby?

I don't think I've had the pleasure. Hi,
I'm Lucas Henderson.

You sold my grandmother a vacuum cleaner
yesterday.

Your grandmother is?

Lucille Henderson.

Yes, of course, Lucille.

Fantastic lady. Your grandson?

That's great. I'll tell you what, I'm
really racing against my agenda today,

why don't we make an appointment for
later in the week? That way we'll have

time to chat. Just give me a call. My
grandmother can't keep the vacuum

Lucas, the Calvin is hardly what I call
a vacuum cleaner.

It's a complete home maintenance system.

Anyway, we'll pick it up right here. Mr.
Barnaby, whatever it is, my... Please,

call me Bobby. My grandmother can't
afford it.

I see. And what seems to be the problem?
There's no problem, really. My

grandmother supports herself on a very
small pension plan. I understand and

appreciate your concern, Lucas.

In fact, it was my concern.

I wasn't sure your grandmother should
invest in the system.

She loved it. She wanted it badly. But I
wasn't sure.

but after a detailed examination of her
finances, we worked out a nice,

convenient payment plan, which worked
out very, very nicely. Payment plan?

Payment plan. That way your grandmother
can spread her payments over three

years.

I hope that puts your mind at ease.
Listen, I really got to go. If you've

any questions at all, don't hesitate,
just give me a call. Okay, look, Mr.

Barnaby, I just want you to take the
machine back today, okay?

You understand?

Really.

Lucas, she's very fond of that machine.

I contacted the bank. She has three days
to cancel the contract. So I suggest

you take it back today. I understand.
All right? Three days.

I understand.

If you could just tell me pretty nicely
what the problem is. I'm not your

salesman. I just want you to take the
machine back.

That's all.

What a ball buster.

I'm sorry, buddy. That was really super
terrible.

Can't happen.

I need Henderson for that contest. She
put me over the top. That's a trip to

Atlantic City. Just walked out the door.

Can't happen. Can't. You don't drown if
you fall in the water.

You only drown if you stay there.

That's not... Almost doesn't buy
anything in the game of life.

There is no commission on a sale you
almost make.

Or fun in a trip that you almost take.

The immutable laws of the universe
positively state man

reaps what he sows.

Sow hard, play hard.

I understand and appreciate what you're
saying, Lucille.

Lucas just has your best interests at
heart.

I feel terrible about the whole thing.

I'm just disappointed.

Really disappointed.

I'm sorry, Bobby.

I'm sorry, Bobby.

I'm sorry too, Lucille.

I look at you now and I see that you
want something.

I do the best that I can to get that for
you.

If not, I'm not doing my job.

You see that, don't you?

tried to bring happiness to people.

I'm sure you have.

Right now, right now, I can see how
unhappy you are,

and it's breaking my heart. It's tearing
me up inside.

I mean, you can see that, can't you,
Lucille?

You don't see it yourself, no.

I came back here

To take this machine back.

But I am slowly realizing that I just...
I can't do that.

It wouldn't be fair to you.

I wouldn't be doing my job. I wouldn't
be bringing you happiness.

I mean, you do realize that, don't you,
Lucille?

Now, Bobby, Lucas... Lucas is a
wonderful man.

But we can't let him run our lives now,
can we?

We're talking about you now.

You, Lucille Henderson.

Floppy, I'm sorry. It is your happiness
we're talking about.

If you're unhappy, then I'm unhappy.

What we send out always comes back to
us. If I stand in the valley and shout,

you should be happy.

Do you know what I hear?

An echo telling me, you should be happy.

Life is an echo.

Go ahead.

Shout, you should be happy.

Do it, Lucille. You should be happy.

Come on. Come on. Do it with me.

You should be happy.

You should be happy.

You should be happy.

You should be happy. Say it with me.

Say it with me, Lucille.

Thank you very much for the tea, Mrs.
Henderson.

I'm glad we had a chance to straighten
things out.

And don't forget.

If you have any problems with the
machine whatsoever, you just call and

come running.

Here, I'll give you my card.

Just remember, you're part of the family
now.

Have a good day.

You should be happy! You should be
happy!

Prama? Prama?

Yes, just one moment, please. Hold the
line.

All looking good, Bobby.

Stuffing myself with a piece of life.
Save some for the rest of us.

Good afternoon. It's a great day at
Calvin Industries.

Pinch me, Mr. Trump. I'm dreaming.

Congrats, man.

You should have seen me yesterday. It
was genius.

I hate to admit it, but it's true.

Good pitch, huh? This pitch was
perfection.

I must have closed her in at least 15
different ways. Two and a half hours.

I admit there was a moment when I
thought to myself this wasn't going to

But at that second, I knew I had her
because it wasn't me talking.

Well, I could really use some of that.

Ah, cheer up, Stan. You're slumping. It
happens. I've been down that road

before. Look at me now.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, I'm right. I'm right. Oh, she was
tough.

I'm still sweating.

Did she give you a tough time?

I was there for two and a half hours. I
mean, we're talking Fraser Ali here, you

know? But I didn't go for the decision,
huh?

Knockout! Boom!

swept on a brow from honest labor, is
like a glistening star in the galaxy of

life.

True satisfaction can only be derived
from effort expended in a quest for a

and worthy ideal.

Success is easy when you believe.

Failure is merely the path of least
resistance.

You see nothing.

What are you doing?

Hi.

Get out of here now.

No, not now.

What do you want? You want money? I want
you to get your ass out of here. Why?

What are you going to do?

Okay. You want to stay in there?

Fine.

If you came to talk about what we
discussed yesterday

morning, your handling of this situation
is very unprofessional.

I can't stay here.

Now, if you want to make an appointment,
that's fine.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to call the
police. We haven't talked yet.

Okay, now sit over there!

Sit down.

Violence will not accomplish anything. I
know.

Sit down.

Obviously you're upset.

And I can appreciate that.

If you just tell me what your problems
are, then maybe we can resolve our

difference. Okay, look.

If you don't stop pretending that you
don't know what this is about, I'm going

to bash your head in. All right?

Now tell me what happened.

Just tell me what happened. I saw your
grandmother earlier today.

And she convinced me to keep the machine
there.

I mean, isn't that what she said?

No. She didn't say anything.

You know why?

She's dead.

Neil passed away. Yeah, you didn't know
that?

No.

I swear to God, Lucas, she was fine when
I left her.

You got to do a lot better than that.

I sold her.

Sold, not killed.

What can I do to make you believe me? I
don't know.

My word is all I have.

You want to know something?

You remind me of every single thing that
I hate.

Okay. Hey, let's talk.

Let's talk about that.

Huh? I mean, we're both sensitive,
intelligent people.

You didn't come here to hit me over the
head with a golf club. Yeah, I did.

That's exactly what I came here for.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. If you just tell

precisely what it is you want, then I
can help you. You want to know precisely

what it is I want from you? Okay.

I want you to convince me why I
shouldn't do this thing.

Okay? Okay. And quickly.

Is that precise enough for you?

No bullshit. No bullshit, Lucas.

No bullshit.

Here it is.

Okay?

I'm sick of it. I'm tired of it.

It came to me to take the machine back.

Look, I sell for a living.

If I packed it in every time somebody
said no, I'd be flat broke.

Sure, I gave you the runaround.

I'm trained to do it. That's the way it
is, like it or not.

I pressured your grandmother into
keeping the machine.

I'm being very honest with you here. I
hope you know that.

I convinced her to keep a vacuum cleaner
that she...

You're right. She probably couldn't
afford it.

90 % of the people that I sell to can't
afford it. But that's my job. That's

what I have to do.

If I could find another job, I would,
but I can't.

Don't you think I know what they say
about salesmen?

Huh?

I feel ashamed. I'm disgusted.

I needed her.

I needed her sail for a contest.

I won a trip to Atlantic City.

I'm so ashamed.

I only hope to God.

That it wasn't me that caused her death.

There it is.

I'm so sick of this goddamn job.

I hate it.

It's very good.

Yeah, you're a good salesman.

Huh?

That's great.

But you know what?

I still feel like I should hurt you.

I don't know why I feel like I should
hurt you, you know what I mean?

I know.

You depressed the hell out of me.

What do you call that?

I'm really sorry about your grandmother.
Sorry, your speech.

What do you call that?

Lucas, I meant every word I said.

Yeah?

I'm a successful businessman.

Sincerity is the fiber of my being.

You're a good salesman.

Who is that?

I had a dream in which I had achieved
all of the goals that I'd set for

Sure, those goals included a lot of
money, a beautiful home, a

German automobile, all of the material
accoutrements of success.

What I remember most about that dream is
the way I felt about myself.

I felt good.

And I woke up and I swore to myself that
I would do the right thing.

I would respond to the dreams that God
gave me.

Well, today, the dream is a reality.

I have responded.

It's taken years to develop the right
mental

attitude.

Negative thinking, negative action and
reaction to the stock and trade of Mr.

and Mrs.

Mediocrity.

You are so fortunate to live in a land
where one can get anything they really

want, provided they take the necessary
steps.

What is the world's most deadly disease?

Not cancer.

It is the hardening of the attitudes.

Once I was sick.

Make your own commercials with this
little baby.

Gee, it's got to be 50 years old. Does
it work?

It's a piece of history.

Not interesting.

Solid iron through and through.

You don't make them like this anymore.

You can sell it in a second.

It's hot.

It's not hot hot. I mean, it's legal.

How much?

For you, 25 bucks and I'll help you
carry it inside.

Justine, and I'll watch you carry it.

Beamer!

You got a hangover?

I know this is difficult for you, Mike,
and I'm sure you don't feel much like

talking right now. I can understand
that, but you...

Are you listening?

You're going to have to eventually.

I knew your father. I worked with him.

Michael? Mickey. And I know you know my
dad because we met.

It was a long time ago. You came over
once.

I was just a kid. You forgot.

I remember.

Dad's birthday.

You brought a bottle of, no offense,
cheap white wine which you and dad

Talked cock.

Mom liked you. Said you should come more
often.

You got a good memory.

Have you seen your mom?

I saw her before I came over here.

You didn't talk with her?

Look, I know you know I'm going through
a difficult time.

Not bullshit around here. Mom's in
shock. We didn't chat.

Sorry. It's okay.

Mike. Mickey. Sorry.

I'm sure that you can see we don't have
a lot of choices here. We need to know

the story, and you're going to have to
tell it.

Dad drowned.

I'm talking about the circumstances.

You found him, right?

Well, it was pretty chaotic.

Mom was flipping out.

Everything was moving in slow motion.

I was watching a movie. Did you try and
revive him?

I know what that is.

What did you do?

Well, naturally I've been instilled with
a deep veneration for law enforcement.

So I called the cops.

Just like that, 911?

Yes.

Does it bother you that your father was
a cop?

I'm profiteering.

Always.

Thank you.

You got an education on you there, son.

I don't mean to annoy you.

Don't let it bother you.

All right.

Was your father acting strangely? Did he
seem... Melancholy?

Depressed? Yeah.

He missed a lot of work?

I know that.

Uh -huh.

Why is that, do you think?

Are you asking me if I think he killed
himself?

Policemen do that, right? And, um,
inventive.

How do you drown yourself in that?

Determination?

More properly, I think, inspiration.

Touché. French, right?

Well, I'm glad we can joke about it.

I understand that your grandmother
passed away recently.

Yes. Do you see any potential
correlation there between that and your

depression? Of course.

They were close?

Biologically.

Are you going to help me out here or
what?

I'm sorry.

Defense mechanism.

I understand.

Were they close?

Were.

That's her last touch with her in the
last few years.

Did you see her before she died?

We flew down there.

Mom couldn't go, so she asked me to go
with him.

Flew down there to see her.

She's pretty sick by then. We all knew.

Dad hadn't seen her for a year and a
half.

I hope she's awake.

If she's sleeping, I don't want to get
her up.

She knows we're coming.

Anyway, if she's sleeping, just let her
sleep.

We can always just look in the back of
the room.

Don't worry about it.

I'm sorry you can't come in right now.

We're here to see you.

Are you relative?

Yeah.

She passed away a few minutes ago.

We didn't stay long.

Dad seemed sort of funny about the whole
thing.

Hurt.

Guilty, probably.

Didn't say much on the flight home.

Would you like a drink or something?

Okay. Comfortable?

So that's when you first noticed the
change in his behavior?

Change?

Depression.

There's that word again.

Normal reaction, wouldn't you say?

So then you'd say he took it well?

Normally?

He at first seemed okay?

Yes, he seemed okay.

You guys must be exhausted.

I slept a little on the plane.

Are you getting any sleep, Ken?

No.

Maybe you should...

Think about taking a couple of days off.

Lily?

I've been talking to your father.

I think we're all just a little bit
uptight here.

That's exactly it.

Uptight.

We're all just a little bit uptight.

You two are like a goddamn club.

Spare me your conciliatory shit, dear.
Just calm down.

I feel guilty, all right?

I deserve it.

So just tell me that, sweetheart.

I'd rather buy myself disgust, you
bitch.

You deserve it.

Why did you take him to the doctor?

How'd you know that?

We ask people questions, they answer.

Job has its privileges.

Why did you take him to the doctor?

Tom thought he was sick.

Sick how?

I'm not a specialist.

Why don't you ask the specialist?

I did.

So why ask me?

I want your perspective.

He didn't seem himself.

What do you mean?

I don't know. He just seemed a bit
disengaged.

He was usually very even keeled.

He was a very strong man.

Amen.

What's going on?

I don't know. He came home an hour ago
and he started this.

I can hear you now.

What is this?

Nothing. But you can tell by the music.

Anything wrong with that?

This is not an improvement.

Well, at least it's funny.

I called the station.

He hasn't been to work.

What, all day?

Since you guys got back.

He gets up every morning, gets dressed,
and goes to I don't know where.

He carries a gun, for God's sake.

Do you hear this music?

Mom, I don't think he's dangerous.

A match made in heaven. A marriage that
isn't dangerous.

How'd you get him to go to the doctor?

He agreed to it.

Did he know that something was wrong? He
did.

What'd the doctor say?

Stress. Gave him a prescription.

What did you think?

I was more worried about Mom.

Really? Yeah. I thought she was
overreacting.

As it turns out, she wasn't.

Where are we going with all this?

Well, we have to make sure that all the
pieces fit together. We're doing an

autopsy now, doing some tests on the
water, that kind of thing. But with your

education, I'm sure you know that.

Oh, an investigation.

I'm having a hard time believing that
your father put his head under the water

and took a deep breath.

Is there a problem, officer?

Tired? A little.

I'm okay.

Good. I just want to say again how much
we appreciate your help.

It's no trouble.

You took your father to see some other
doctors?

Yes.

Neurologists and some more
psychiatrists.

And? Pet scans, cat scans, EEGs, x
-rays, you name it.

And?

What does this have to do with drowning?

I don't know yet.

I need a wife to drown.

If you say so.

Why did you take him to see other
doctors? Why do I get the feeling you

answer to all these questions?

Not all.

It was an episode, I guess you'd call
it.

Psychological episode?

You're bullshitting again. If you know
we took him to a doctor, then you also

know it wasn't a proctologist.

I should know better.

Yes, psychological.

Mom was worried.

You?

Yeah, I was worried.

Good morning.

Hi.

We look alike, don't we?

Yeah, I guess so.

You were conceived in there, you know.

Where?

We used to take all our baths together,
me and your mother.

We weren't much older than you were now.

I can still imagine what it looked like,
crashing around in there.

And suddenly, you were with us.

Come on, Mickey, we gotta get going.

No pain, no fanfare.

It's because... Sorry, Mom.

I understand.

Shortly after that, your father got
worse.

And his condition deteriorated.

In what way?

I know that you took off school.

Your mother quit teaching.

Got to a point where she couldn't do it
alone.

You're a good son.

Are you going to eat that, Kenneth?

You have to eat something.

You haven't had anything for days.

If you don't eat it yourself, I'm going
to feed you.

Mom.

Why don't you just eat the soup, Nat?

You're cleaning it up, pal.

Little bastard!

Little bastard!

Little bastard!

After that, he got a lot worse? You
answer that.

He got a lot worse.

It was a kind of... I guess you'd call
it a hysteria.

Right?

I couldn't really pass that sort of a
judgment.

Judge, you haven't heard my plea yet.

Mom?

Mom?

Mom? I need some help here.

Quiet. Go with your father.

I'm away.

Who are you?

I said, who the hell are you?

Stop it.

Mickey. Go upstairs.

I'll be up in a minute. You be quiet.
Hear what she said. You woke me up.

Shut up. I don't understand anything
here. I don't recognize anything here.

You took my gun. I want it back.

Shut up. Mickey, go up to your room. I
want my gun back.

Who the hell are you people?

If I had my gun, I'd shoot you both in
the stomach. Bang, bang.

Shut up, Mickey.

Asshole.

Take another step and I'll kill this
bitch. Help me God. Let me go.

God damn it. Let me go. One more.

One more.

Let go of me.

Let go of me. God damn it.

Did you think about having him
committed?

No.

Why not?

Got a problem calling the statement.

Is that it?

Some things are family Why

don't you just hit me over the head with
this It's a telephone

book I don't see any telephone

I'd like to get back to when you found
the body.

What time would that be?

Do I have to answer that question?

You don't have to answer anything

240, 245.

You called us first or the ambulance?

You first.

And we got there in about 20 minutes?

About that. The ambulance?

At the same time.

Why was your father taking a bath in the
middle of the afternoon?

Made a mess of himself. We put him in
there.

How long would he have been alone?

10, 15 minutes.

You left him alone that long?

It's hard to adjust to thinking of your
own father as a child.

So the last time you saw your father was
earliest, say, 225?

Yes. How long would he have been alone
then? About two minutes. Look, you'd

us both a lot of time if you got to the
point.

Well, the water is pretty warm.

Given the volume of the tub, you should
be able to calculate pretty easily how

fast the water temperature dropped.

I can see that you're a cop's son, and
you're absolutely right.

Excuse me.

Nicky, I'm going down to check the
autopsy report. You want something to

No.

Just a cigarette, maybe.

I won't be long.

Mom, open!

Open!

Open!

Were you afraid?

Empathy daily.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

We're almost finished now.

Job well done.

Just a few more details.

It's this water temperature thing I
can't quite figure out.

It was a hot bath.

I'd say so.

Look, I'm not stupid.

I know what you've been trying to get at
for the past hour. Don't bullshit me. I

told you that.

Yes, you did.

It's just that all the pieces don't
quite fit together perfectly.

Detective, when it all comes together,
what do you have?

A picture.

Shit.

What?

A tub full of orange juice.

There's orange juice in the tub. No,

nobody is going to understand this, Mom.

We have to calm down. Calm down.

Calm down, all right?

We found some little things.

But judging from your story, he'd gotten
pretty violent.

He marked himself up too, huh?

Wouldn't surprise me.

And the water.

Well, no big deal.

the water that we found in your father's
lungs had traces of urine in it like he

peed in the tub which given his state is
understandable

but the water that we took from the tub

didn't show any urine

So either he drowned someplace else, or
you changed the water.

Did you change the water, Mickey?

Why would you do a thing like that?

I'd like to see my mother now, please.

How are you feeling?

It's going to be okay.

You have the right to remain silent.

Well, nothing else I want to hear.

Except for maybe the TV.

You have an eye for quality.

But I can't let this thing go for less
than 50 bucks. And don't try to talk me

down because I'm deciding.

Does it work?

She's a pig.

We'll plug it in.

Let's do it.

If it works, I'll give you 40. If it
doesn't, give me 10.

Five, maybe.

Fire it up, Beamer.

No, that's just the antenna.

It's not even turned on.

The cord's no good.

I got some more in the truck. There's
nothing wrong with the cord.

Seema, adjust the antenna, will you?

It's not even on.

Oh, baby!

Don José del Coronado.

Last week, you were... Jane.

You know that was against the rules.

Like hell.

Look, don't make me embarrass you by
getting the book. Use your common sense.

know what I'm talking about. Get the
book, then. Go ahead.

Forget it. Just go ahead. Cheat.

What are you doing?

I had double.

And if you're all doubles again, you're
in jail. No, it's my second.

And that's number three, jail.

It's after the third.

What's the point? Really, I mean, what's
the goddamn point?

I need to change it. To what?

I don't know.

Something good. Some war shit.

Waking time.

We're working on it.

Yeah, it's here.

What's so strange?

I don't know.

If I'm awake, then I am.

What's the big deal?

You knew that when you married.

Well, whenever I call there, nobody can
find you.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, you come in 7 a .m., fresh
as a daisy. How do I know you're not

playing night nursery with some asshole?

You tell me.

I knew it.

What? I goddamn well knew it. Knew what?

She's lying.

Who? Who? Julia.

She's lying? Yeah.

About what?

About what?

What else?

You don't get it, do you?

Get what?

No. She's seeing somebody.

Julia?

Our Julia. Julia.

Your wife. My wife. She's seeing
somebody.

Stupid. I can tell.

What? She told you?

Yeah, she just told me on the phone.

I can just tell. It's in her voice, you
know.

Something... Something suspicious.

Oh.

Suspicious? I'm very sensitive to it.
Like what?

Like this isn't the first time I felt it
either.

Before we were married, I had it a few
times.

Had what?

This feeling.

What time is it?

I don't know.

Craig, put that down.

What, you're afraid of guns?

Yes. Yes, I am.

You've never killed anything in your
whole life, have you?

No, I haven't.

Come hunting with me sometime.

Teach you a thing or two.

About killing?

About living.

I have to go soon.

What, you have somewhere to go?

Got a rendezvous?

Dentist, maybe?

Fix it.

Oh, use the thing.

Just once.

And I swear I'll show... Pay attention
to what you're doing, for Christ's sake.

It doesn't work. What do you want?

I want to know who he is.

That's not too much to ask.

Just who he is and when I can rip his
heart out.

Could be you, for all I know.

Oh, that's worse.

It's not gonna get any better.

I always sort of thought it might be
you.

I had a few clues. Is it?

What? You.

Oh, yeah. Yes, it is.

You make jokes. I don't. I'm serious.

I asked you a question.

It's pissing me off.

Don't.

Yeah? Or no?

Look, stop it. I'm gonna smash this
stupid thing. Go ahead. No, just stop

won't have to. Go ahead. Really. I dare
you.

Don't fall.

I was kidding.

Kidding, there's a difference.

It's a lot.

It's brand new.

Julia bought it for me on her honeymoon.
Wait.

Out of hell with it.

Europe, who needs it?

Yeah, well, you come in 7 a .m., fresh
today. How do I know you're not playing

Night Nurse, you dumbass?

You tell me.

What's up?

Double dare.

Me against you.

Are you serious?

No, I'm joking. I just feel like having
this conversation with you.

I don't get it.

Sure you do.

A test.

A test?

That's right.

Of what?

500 bucks.

Chow down? Each.

No problem.

Come on.

Okay, yeah.

$1 ,000 for the first one, $200 each for
the other two.

Come on, don't be a wimp. It's not that
bad. I know that.

It's just that I hate seafood.

Okay, then, shut up. Give me the $1
,000.

Are you kidding?

You have to swallow it. I know, right?

Fun,

huh?

Right.

This too?

Everything.

This is humiliating. Why?

Okay.

And the rest?

No, I'm getting stupid.

I have to go home soon. Why? You late
for your date?

No, I just want to go home, that's all.

You giving up?

I win.

There.

Happy?

Now it's on.

No. No, I've gotten this far. That's far
enough.

That's the deal, pal.

Hey, you're gonna sing.

No way.

Did you hear that?

What? Shh.

Craig, I think my wife's home. What?

Julia's home. She's home.

Julia's home. What? That's impossible.

Quick, get in the closet. What? Get in
the goddamn closet.

What?

Are you there?

Hey, I can't open the door.

Little queen in the closet.

Hey, what did you mean there,
impossible?

Come on, let me out.

When I said Julia was home, you said
impossible. Let me out, now!

Let me out. I mean, how would you know
that it was impossible for my wife to be

home? Please, she's at work.

What time does she finish?

Okay, I have to get out of here right
now. The game is tied. Really.

And? It was just a reflex.

I don't know, I didn't mean anything.

Please, I'm starting to feel sick.

Uh -uh.

You tell the truth, and then, and only
then, will I let you out. Let me out,

bastard! No way!

Okay, no, stop! Let me out of here!

Did you touch my wife? What?

Did you fuck my wife? Let me out of here
right now!

Did you fuck my wife?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me out of here!

Let me the fuck out of here!

What?

What's the matter, pal?

You're not leaving, are you?

What's that? I didn't hear you. I didn't
say anything.

I hope that doesn't mean we can't still
be friends, does it?

I mean, you being my wife, boyfriend and
all.

Come on.

Let's make up.

No hard feelings, okay?

What do you say, huh?

Okay, man.

Do I look stupid to you, John?

Hmm?

Do I?

I must look pretty stupid to you, yes?

Here's my question.

I have a question, and here is what it
is.

Are you ready?

Okay.

Wait.

Where, John, do you get the balls to do
this to me?

Where?

That's my question.

Where did you get the balls, and can I
have some, please?

You're paranoid.

Everyone keeps telling me that.

Why does everyone keep telling me that?

Turn around and somebody tell me that.

We'll wait through time.

Oh, that's right.

Sorry, I forgot.

You came to play.

Right, pal?

That's what it's all about, pal.

I'll drink to that.

Cheers. Now here's the rules.

Please make sure that you obey the
rules.

There's just no point in playing the
game if you don't follow them.

I agree.

Now I'm gonna pour this real slow into
here.

All you have to do is just sit there.

Got it?

Oh, I forgot.

There's a bonus.

Don't you want to hear what it is?

I'm going to take a drink.

Every time you say the following.

I will not sleep with my friend's wife.

Okay?

I will not sleep with my friend's wife.

Got it?

Oh, I forgot there's another thing.

If the bottle is empty and you're still
alive, you can kill me.

I will not sleep with my friend's wife.

I will not sleep with my friend's wife.

A few more times and you'll make me.

I will not sleep with my friend's wife.

I will not sleep with my... I will not
sleep with my friend. I'm begging!

Gee. You gutless bastard.

Sorry, really.

You gutless bastard.

You aren't even sure, are you?

Are you?

You were bluffing, weren't you?

I got a big surprise for you. I did it.

Imagine it.

Me.

Julia. Your wife.

In bed.

I did it.

I did it a hundred times.

I did it yesterday. Shut up! No! I did
it!

Okay? Now we play for real.

Layer cards on the table.

Let the chips fall where they may. All
that crap. Son of a bitch, I'll kill

No, no, no, no. You're done.

So, let's wrap this up, shall we?

Whatever you say.

Hmm.

Whatever I say.

Great.

No. It's very simple.

You're going to shoot your dog.

No way.

Come on, Bill. Come on.

Your dog.

Get your gun.

Get your gun.

Yeah, be real careful if I were you.
That's okay.

You got a gun.

Turn around.

Come on.

Move!

Go ahead.

Kill it.

Come on, asshole. I dare you to shoot
the fooch.

You got a hand, really?

Yeah, I mean, with all the noise the
cops are gonna come and everything.

Okay.

Who's that?

Come on! Put him in front of the barrel!

Sick bastard, really.

I feel sorry for you.

No way, man.

No way, I'm not gonna do it.

Go ahead.

Kill me, I don't care.

Oh?

Okay.

We're going to see if that's true.

I'm going to count backwards from ten.

If during that time... Are you listening
to me?

I said, are you listening to me? Yeah!

If during that time you shoot your dog,
you'll live.

If, however, you're too gutless. And
remember, huh? I dare you.

I'll kill you.

And the store.

Now blast them. Come on, let's see those
doggy guts fly.

Ten. Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six. I'm not kidding.

Six.

Five.

Four. Three.

Two.

I'll kill you! Come on! Come on! Come
on! Come on! Kill me right now! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! I dare you to kill me.

Well?

I'm getting fewer.

You haven't got the guts.

I do.

And you don't. Not one of us. Wrong.

I guess that's... We'll have to find
out.

Do you like junk?

I guess.

Anybody ever buy anything?

Sometimes.

I hate to see good stuff going down the
drain.

I bet you've got a lot of nice stories,
though, eh?

Junk is my life.