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over there oh yeah there's like so many
trees guess
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who
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hit on me today who mr coxworth
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no way like the gym teacher you know
he's got a certain
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rugged masculinity girl you have like
serious diet issues i do not
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that dude he's like so old he's like 50.
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anyways so he was like trying to help me
climb the rope and he totally stuck a
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finger in my ass you always think dudes
are like trying to hit on you well i
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mean can you blame him i i do have a
nice ass hey
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girl
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This is my Uncle Mancini.
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Hang on.
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Hey, Chanel.
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You want to ride the shag wagon and get
in?
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Um, no thanks.
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I'd rather get robbed.
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Oh, come on. Don't be mean. He's cool.
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Let's go.
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I like your van step, Uncle.
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Oh, wow.
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You know, you filled out very nicely.
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You got your mom's dumper.
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Ew, that's so inappropriate.
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Uncle Mancini, this is my friend Ava.
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Hey, Ava.
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Hi. You know, me and your mom used to
date back in high school.
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I'm sure she mentioned me a bunch of
times.
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Um, no.
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Well, you know, I was on the football
team. I threw a mean bullet pass.
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I mean, fuck, if the coach would have
just put me in the fourth quarter, we
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would have won the state championship.
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That was like a hundred years ago.
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Oh, come on, Ava. Don't be a hater. I
think it's cool.
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Well, you know, it's not like I'm stuck
in the past or anything like that. I
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happen to be a very, very successful
entrepreneur.
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Why don't you check this out?
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pass this along to your mom to see if
she could give that to any of her
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or something.
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I'll tell you what.
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If you're ever in the need for something
a little extra, don't be afraid to ask
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Uncle Mike.
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Ugh.
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Wait. Eva?
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Where are you going?
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Ugh.
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I'm so sorry for her, Adam.
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Don't sweat it, baby girl. She'll be
back.
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They always come back.
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I'm sure.
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Hmm. So, do you think I should use them?
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I mean, you're already attending my
book. But, I mean, if you think you need
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some self -improvement, I could give you
an assessment and give you my
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professional opinion.
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Hmm.
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Um, okay.
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Great. Why don't you, uh...
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Step into my office.
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I'm stuck.
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I have to do an assessment test to
assess the size, the girth, and
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circumference. Okay.
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Lift up. Oh, okay.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just you're not the first person to
touch me today.
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My gym teacher accidentally stuck his
finger in my ass.
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And, well, I kind of liked it. Is that
weird? I just, I don't know. It just, it
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really turned me on.
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Don't worry. It's not your fault. I have
magic hands.
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But fun fact, they used to call me the
anal king of Providence.
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All the girls couldn't get enough.
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Wow, really?
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I mean.
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Does it hurt as much as they say it
does?
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Only with an asshole. But your Uncle
Mike is a true pro.
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Well, in that case, if it isn't weird,
we could try it.
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Really, huh?
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Yeah, I mean, I need to learn someday.
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Well, yeah, okay. But you gotta promise
me that you don't tell your mother
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because I still think I have a chance
with her, okay?
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Pinky promise. Pinky promise. Great.
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Your uncle is going to make your legs
shiver and you cry from all the
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of coming. So why don't you come over
here and give your uncle Mike a stiffy.
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Just like this?
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Yes, sweetie.
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Just like that.
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Oh, yeah, you can grab your uncle's tip
a little harder than that.
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Like that? Oh, yeah, just like that.
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Oh my God, that's good.
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Oh, use two hands on it too.
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Okay.
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Oh my.
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Yeah? Oh yeah, just like that. So you're
doing such a good job.
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I feel so smooth.
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Oh, it's so nice. Spit on it too from up
there.
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Oh yeah, nice and warm.
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Okay, get in there. I'm ready for your
ass.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, it's getting harder.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh,
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keep going.
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Does it feel good? Oh, yes. Oh, your
hands feel so good on that.
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What about that? Does that feel good?
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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You like your uncle's cocktails?
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Oh, yeah.
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There you go.
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Oh, don't forget to put your uncle's
balls on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, your uncle loves that.
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Oh, yeah, look at that.
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Oh, they're so full.
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Oh, you have no idea.
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Oh, yes.
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Now why don't you put your uncle in your
mouth, huh?
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Okay.
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up and down oh yeah
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that's
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it
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um
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Just like that. That's what y 'all can
watch. Just like that. Oh, my God.
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Just like that.
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Am I doing it right?
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Oh, you're doing it perfect.
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Is it okay that we're doing that?
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Yes, baby, it is okay. Just ask that you
don't tell your mother, okay? I still
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have a chance with her, right? I
promise.
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I promise, uncle.
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I promise, uncle. Okay.
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Oh,
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nice.
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I think you're ready now, sweetie. Why
don't you take everything off of me?
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Okay.
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Sweet fucking ass.
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Oh, yes.
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That's ridiculous.
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Yeah, look at that.
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Look at that. Look at that.
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Oh, my God.
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Look at that.
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Look at that.
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Please call for your call.
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Thank you, Jean -Claude.
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Keep going.
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Stick it right back here.
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Why don't you get on top of me now, huh?
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Drop you back off at your mom's house,
all right? I'll just tell her there is
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after -school program.
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Perfect. And also tell her I say hi,
okay? Mm -hmm.
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