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Okay, so you could use our money, right?
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Yeah, looks like it.
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Okay.
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Let's get to the beginning.
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Okay, I'm going to show you several
signs, okay?
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And you got to tell what is this. Or I'm
going to give you some... Yeah, okay.
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I'm going to give you some help, some
links, okay?
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For you to...
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Tell the good answer, okay? I'll help
you.
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But one thing I didn't tell you, because
in Japan, if you win,
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you're gonna get your prize.
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But if you lose, you're gonna get our
prize.
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Okay?
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So if you lose, you have to do what I
say.
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Why? Okay, so if you lose, it's a game.
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So if you give a good answer, I give you
100 euros.
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If you give a bad answer, you have to do
what I say.
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Yeah, but you don't worry. It's fun.
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It's fun. It's gonna be fun, okay?
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Yeah, it's like punishment, you know,
for the bad answer.
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Okay, so here is the first.
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Oh, no, no, no. First hit.
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Oh, trouble, trouble.
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No, no, no.
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Okay,
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here is the first.
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No,
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no, no.
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This and this.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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This is hit.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay.
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First question, the hint.
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This is hint.
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This kanji is ki.
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Ki. Ki. Repeat after me. Ki.
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Ki. Meaning is wood.
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Wood. Wood.
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Tree. Wood.
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Wood. Wood.
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This is question.
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What is meaning?
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This is the hint. Now I understand.
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Thank you for helping me out.
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This is the hint.
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The meaning of this is tree.
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So from that hint, what can be this?
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Yes, but look the whole picture.
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Group?
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A group of tree. Oh, that's good. That's
good. That's good.
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Near, near, near.
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Near, near, near.
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Near, but how you call a group of tree?
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What is it?
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Lot of tree.
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Lot of tree. Lot of tree. Lot of tree.
Lot of tree. Lot of tree.
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What is that?
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Ok, I'll give you 10 seconds.
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Group of 10? 10 seconds.
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No, no.
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So,
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let's think again. What is this?
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Cool. Tree.
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No, no, no. It's a tree.
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You know the tree?
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You don't have a tree around.
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No, tree. Like wood.
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Ah, ok.
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Tree. Okay. This is a tree. Okay?
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What is this?
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Tree? Tree?
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Yes. A group of tree. How do you call
that?
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Group tree?
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Yes. Group of tree. What is that?
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Nine.
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Seven.
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Six.
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Five. Four.
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Three. Two.
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Four. Three. Four.
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No. Okay.
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it's called forest forest yeah I mean
I'm sorry so
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you lose so you gotta okay what is her
punishment no no no three three
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times three bat then punishment oh okay
so it's only if you fucked
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it up three times then you got the
punishment okay yes okay okay so
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this is hint This is the hint, which is?
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Okay.
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This is?
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This is Takana.
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Takana. Takana.
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Takana. Meaning, eat fish.
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Fish. Takana. Fish. Fish. Fish.
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What is this?
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Ah, fish.
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No, that's... only this is sakana. This
is another one.
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Sakana? Sakana?
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Sakana.
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Sakana.
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This is... Sakana no nani ka?
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Nani ka? Variation.
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Sakana variation.
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Ah.
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Sakana variation.
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Okay. This is answer. Oh, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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This is maguro.
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Maguro? Maguro.
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It's a type of fish.
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Maguro. It's a type of fish.
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Okay, you know what? I give you three
bets.
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Tell me three kinds of fishes.
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The name of three kinds of fishes.
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Three types of fishes. Fish?
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Yes, but which kind?
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Tell me. Tell me all the fishes you
know.
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I don't know.
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Come on. I'll help you. We'll have
salmon.
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It's a fish, right?
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Fish? Yes.
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Salmon. Yeah, yeah, fish.
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Okay. So, salmon is a fish. Tell me
another kind of fish.
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Salmon?
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Shark. What?
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What?
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What?
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What? What?
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What?
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What? What? What? What?
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Fish.
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Fish. Fish. Fish.
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The good answer is tuna.
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Tuna? Tuna.
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You know tuna fish? Ah, tuna fish! Yes!
Tuna fish.
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This is tuna fish.
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Okay. Next.
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Next.
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This, the meaning of this.
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Fish? No, no. It's money.
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This is, this meaning is money.
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Kane. Kane.
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Okay, kane. Okay, memorize.
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Kane. Kane.
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Yeah, money.
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Kane money.
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Money, okay.
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What do you mean?
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How much is the money?
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What are these?
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Fish. No, no. Money.
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I help you. You don't have them.
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Money. No. You don't have these.
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Only he have and I have.
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Okay.
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Nine.
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3, 2,
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1... This is
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Kintama. Kintama.
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Kintama? Repeat after me. Kintama.
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Balls.
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Balls? You don't have balls.
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Okay, so you answered three times wrong,
so we have to punish you
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Close your eyes.
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Lift your arm up. Close your eyes.
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Close your eyes. Lift your arms up.
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No, no, no.
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No,
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please.
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I don't like.
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I don't like.
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I don't like.
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I don't like.
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It's punishment.
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Okay, are you okay? Yes.
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Okay. For the good punishment, I think.
Huh? You finished?
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No, no, no. Close your eyes. Close your
eyes. Close your eyes.
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Close your eyes.
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Punishment.
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Yeah, I demand this.
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You know what I did?
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Punishment.
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What?
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Well...
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Real trouble.
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Ha ha ha.
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Crazy one One more time
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Okay, you know what?
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Just because you were so good to us,
we're going to fly to Japan, okay?
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We're going to fly. Yeah.
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10 days, all -inclusive, okay? Okay.
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On which card?
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Each page.
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Each page. Which one?
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Okay? Each one.
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Yeah.
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Do you need some paper towels?
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I think so.
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Wait, wait, wait. I teach you Japanese.
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Please repeat after me.
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One
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more,
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one more, one more.
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I teach you Japanese.
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Repeat after me.
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