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Do you really think you're ready to face
me? I have mastered the biggest cocks

throughout the land.

You are not much for me. I doubt that.
But I have the biggest cock.

Then time for talking over.

Very well. Get ready for the fucking of
a lifetime.

I shall devour every inch of your cock.

Round one.

Thank you.

I want you to suck my feet with your big
cock.

KO.

Katsuni wins.

Round.

oh

Thank you.

Wins!

How was that?

Thank you so much, mommy.

Thank you so much.

Look at me, look at me.

Thank you.

Perfect. Couch shot.

K .O.

You were nowhere near ready for this,
cuck. You don't belong in this

Yeah. Kieran Lee win.

Game over.

Soon, the city will be mine.

Once the third angel valiantly tries to
rescue the two of you, I will have

captured the horrid trinity, and no one
will be able to stop me.

Soon, my sexy little angel.

Soon.

We can't let him get her.

He's got the entrance covered.

What do we do?

I don't know.

Cobra 69.

We'll distract him. She'll sneak in.

You're not following me again, Angel.

I'm not following whatever you're doing
right now.

No trick.

We've lost.

There's no hope for us.

You have outnumbered us.

We're basically fucked.

We're just really, really horny.

And we just want one more cock to suck.

Just one more before we're done.

Please? Please?

You don't become crime numero uno by
being gullible.

I see what you're up to.

You want me to take those cuffs off so
you can suck my cock, and then you'll

team up on me and take me out?

No, we just want to suck your cock.

You can leave the handcuffs on.

You'll be amazed what we can do with one
hand.

Now, bring that big cock over here.

We won't die.

Well, if the cuffs stay on.

I want to taste your huge mouth in my
mouth.

You can use your left hand and get that
ball in there for me.

Get that ball out.

Your balls are so big.

Thank you.

Your balls are so big. You've been
holding that juice for us, haven't you?

That villain cum.

You've probably gotten off knowing that
we've been tied up here, huh?

We just really wanted some cock.

Can you do it with no hands?

Yeah. No hands.

I want

to

taste your cum so bad.

Feed us your cum.

Oh,

feed

us your cum. I want to taste your sweet
cum.

I don't know what you squirted all in
there.

Oh, my God.

Right in our pretty little mouth.

Our little angel's bloody mouth.

You girls really are whores, aren't you?
You act like that's a bad thing.

Those whores need to fall for the oldest
fucking trick in the book.

Right, motherfucker?

Get over there.

Move your ass!

We got it, Johnny.

Excellent work, Angel.

Now come back to home, babe.

I congratulate you on a job well done.

Okay, Johnny.

Later, sucker.

Yeah, sucker.

I'll get you, Angel.

It's the last thing I do.

Where is he already?

I'm waiting forever.

Yeah, hopefully he'll fuck us this time.
Instead of just giving me money?

Or a car?

I want that cock.

Saving Brazopolis sure gets me horny. I
don't know about you girls.

Oh, yeah.

Who said we needed to wait?

We should have kicked some ass today,
didn't we? We sure did.

We should celebrate.

That's my way.

What do you want? I don't know.

I didn't want to leave you there for a
minute.

Yeah, yeah.

We should take care of you. They've
done.

Hello, angels.

Hi, Johnny. We were just waiting for
you.

I just want to say that you ladies have
risen above.

whatever challenge was in front of you.

Excellent work, angels.

Thank you, Johnny.

With that being said, I think you angels
deserve this more than ever.

Thank you, Johnny.

Come and get it, angel.

Try to get out of the cage.

Oh, that's it, Angel.

You work so good as a team.

Oh,

yes. Take me up there a little bit.

Yes. Again?

Again? Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it. Get her ready for that thing.

Yes. That's it, angels.

That's it, Aiden. Oh, you guys pull me
down this bit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes, she makes it.

Look at my cute little girl.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, that's it. Get back home.

Oh, that's it, Angel.

I love when you're with me.

I didn't get it to arm.

I want all the angels to come on that
card.

Amen.

You can hold on to her.

That's it, Angie. Make her fucking.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that, do that,
do that.

Yes.

Yes. That's a move, baby.

I want you to put your cum all over our
face.

I want to taste your cum.

You're the man, Johnny.

You're the man.

Yeah. You like sucking on that cum? I
do.

I like it.

Oh, look at that. Oh, you just drank
right out of his mouth.

I wish I would have caught it.

Yeah.

Oh,

I like it.

Take it?

Yeah, let's take it.

Oh,

I think she wants your cup.

Hi, Johnny. I want to taste your cup. I
want some of it, too. Yeah. I want some

of it, too.

Yeah. Oh, I want to get the cup.

Johnny. Yeah, Johnny. I want to get
this, Johnny.

Oh, that makes me cry.

Thank you.

Oh my God, I want you to taste so bad.

Here we go.

Yes.

We want you to come in our mouth.

We want you to come in our mouth.

Yes.

Oh yes, taste

that.

That's it, angels. Get that cum.

That's it, pass it all around.

That's it, jerk that cock.

Oh, that's it.

Oh,

that's it, angels. You're going to make
me come.

Keep it up, angels.

Oh,

that's it.

Oh,

here comes angels.

Angel, you were simply amazing.

Thank you, Johnny.

I've got one more assignment for you
ladies.

The Sandman has escaped and has been
wreaking havoc all over town. We need to

put a stop to her, once and for all.

Ready, Angel?

I want to do it again.

I want one.

Ready, ready, ready.

Ooh, we're going to take another one
down.

Do it.

Ready?

Enough! Stop the music!

What was that?

Allegro moderato, Mr. Juan Princess.

I know what it is. What I want to know
is, why are you so uptight?

Did I make any mistakes?

It's not about mistakes.

It's not about perfection.

It's about losing yourself.

I'm trying.

That's the problem. Don't try. Don't
think. Just feel. Here.

Hold this.

You're too tense.

Don't be on guard from my touch.

Your body should be craving this touch.

Your inside should be crying out to be
touched.

Fondled. Grabbed.

Violated.

Do you want it?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Bullshit. Don't tell me. Show me.

Very good, Gracie. Go have a seat.

Girls, I'd like to introduce you to our
newest dancer, Lexi.

Hi. I just moved here from the West
Coast.

Enter. You wanted to see me, Johnny?

Yes, Gracie. Come in.

Sit down.

Do you want the lead role?

It's every girl's dream.

But I'm not talking about dreams.

I'm talking about reality.

The two could be easily confused.

Especially when working with you, that
is.

Do you have a boyfriend?

But you've had sex before, right?

You know what it feels like to open
yourself, make yourself vulnerable to a

massive cock.

I've been on dates before, if that's
what you mean.

I'll be honest. If I were only casting
the white swan, the part would be yours.

But for my production, I need a girl who
can embody both the purity and

innocence of the white swan and dark
sensuality.

Of the Black Swan.

You understand?

I don't have the part.

I didn't say that.

I want you to do something for me.

Anything.

Touch yourself.

I'll... You heard me.

Touch yourself.

Play with yourself.

Masturbate. Treat your body like a
foreign object.

One from which you want to extract the
utmost pleasure.

Oh, I'll try.

Don't try.

Do it.

Now.

Good. Massage it.

Feel the heat emanating from inside your
body.

That's the black swan.

Dying to get out. Do you feel it?

Yes.

Slide your fingers inside your pussy.

Taste it now.

Taste the black swan.

Let your pussy juices be the poison that
kills the innocent white swan, which

will let the horrors inside you live.

Yeah.

You're still holding back. You're still
afraid of temptation.

Don't be afraid. Face your temptation.

That's it. You know you want it. Come to
your temptation.

Swallow it.

Become the black swan.

You want the part.

I know you do.

that's it just a little deeper that's it
i

know you can feel it now

Feel it.

Feel it, Gracie.

Yes,

Gracie.

Feel it. Feel it, Gracie.

You're going to make me cum.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yes.

Take that cum.

Take that cum, Gracie.

That's a good girl.

Wonder what you had to do to nail that
part.

That's not fair.

You know, I wouldn't put it past you to
be a total whore.

Bite your innocent princess bullshit.

What are you implying?

I have a hard time believing you were
able to take Coach Johnny.

Everyone knows his cock is unbelievably
huge.

I'd imagine it'd break you in half.

You don't know me.

Oh, I do.

I know all about you.

Pretending to be a virginal princess by
day and a filthy, raging slut by night.

I like that.

It turns me on.

Leave me alone.

Are you sore?

Johnny, wanna call your mama?

Get off me!

You have to expect this jealousy from
the other girls.

I know.

Any girl would kill to be in your
position.

God damn it.

Who was that?

Lexi, that was excellent.

It comes so naturally.

Yes, natural, organic, carnal, sexual,
all of these things you embody.

What's going on here?

Well, I'm glad you're finally here. I
was just going to announce that I've

decided to make Lexi your alternate.

What? No, not her. Anybody but her. What
the hell has gotten into you?

She's after my role.

She's after me.

I think you're losing it.

All right. Enough, you two.

That's enough for today. You girls can
go.

Not you two.

You two stay here.

I see before me the perfect girl and the
perfect swan princess.

Do either of you know which one I'm
talking about?

Both of you together.

form the perfect girl.

I must show you how to combine your
energies to be my perfect girl.

But you must do everything I say.

I will.

Of course you will.

Gracie, I want you to lie down on the
table.

That's it.

Lie back.

Close your eyes.

Let yourself go.

What the fuck?

It's okay Gracie. Just accept it.

Yes. Good. Don't fight it. Give yourself
to her. Let the slut enter your body.

Now, Lexi.

Lift up Gracie's tutu.

Pull down her tights just a bit.

Yes, Gracie, I want you to touch
yourself for Lexi.

Play with your pussy.

Open it up. Show Lexi what's inside of
you.

Now let's go down and eat her pussy.

That's it, Gracie.

Open yourself up.

Very good.

Oh, my God. No, I

can't fucking do this. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. I can't. It's okay, Gracie.

Relax. You have the power of the Black
Swan inside you.

It's okay.

It's okay, I promise.

Can you take it off?

No.

Let it go.

You want to fuck it?

You want to fuck it?

I want to watch it.

I want to watch it.

I don't want to watch it.

I don't want to watch it. I don't want
to watch it.

I don't want to watch it.

I don't want to watch it. I don't want
to watch it.

Thank you.

I can hug it.

I can hug it.

Oh, yes.

I'm sucking treats.

Oh, fuck. You're going to make me cum.

You're going to make me cum.

I now have my black swan.

Wait, but what about Lexi? Where is she?
There is no Lexi. There never was a

Lexi.

The engine went throughout all of my
body, making me excited and ready for a

little of the old in and out.

Me and my sisters were going to play a
game of surprise visits, which was very

nice for the ultrasound.

I'll go see.

Yes, who is it?

Miss, my friend's bleeding to death in
the middle of the road. Can I please use

your telephone for an ambulance?

Um, I'm sorry, we don't have a
telephone. You're going to have to go

else. Please, miss, it's a matter of
life and death.

Who is it, dear?

The young woman here.

She says it's an accident.

She needs to use her telephone.

Well, I suppose you'd better let them
in.

And I'm ready to fuck.

Let the slutty girl fuck.

Every last drop will come.

The girl loves to fuck. To the beat.

I'm basking in your house.

And I'm horny again.

Oh my God, look at that dick.

We picked the right house.

We're at a visit.

I have to get your tongue.

I can't even. I can't even.

I can't

even.

Thank you.

Oh my God, it's so cute.

Take it all the way down.

All the way fucking down there. Oh my
God.

Fucking use that dick. Use that fucking
dick.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Look at that. It's fucking hot.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Open up. Open up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm smothering in my pussy.

Okay, then if you have to, we're not
sparing your lives here.

Yeah, get your fucking dirty mouth on
it.

Oh, there you go. Good little cockle.

Oh,

my

ass.

Yeah.

Fucking put some other in with your ass.

Oh, you thief.

I can share.

Oh, you look so fucking hot going up.

Up and down like that.

Oh, yeah.

I need to get on top of that thing right
now.

Get nice and wet for her.

I'm going to sit on this thing.

Take care of my pussy.

fucking mouth.

You fucking asshole.

Open up!

Oh my god.

Dirty bitch.

Oh, damn it. Fuck off. Love it. You
dirty bitch.

Put

it

in there. Put it in there.

Fuck her.

Fuck her.

Are you going to give it to her?

Me hard? Yeah.

Don't fucking stop. Fuck her harder. Oh
my god.

Yeah.

Right now.

Thank you.

Can you get it out for us?

Nope. Can you get that fucking load all
over my face?

Oh, my God, yeah.

Really hard. Really hard.

Really hard.

Yeah,

just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that. Give it some time.

And what's the status on this bomb?

It looks like it's going to go off in
about an hour. And the bomb defusion

can't figure out how to defuse it
either? No, they've never seen anything

this before.

Well, let me see what I can get out of
the sausage.

I'll be on the scene in five minutes.

Potential units, a perimeter has been
established. The IED is still active.

Potential units, Detective Presley has
arrived on scene.

What do we got?

Okay, this is where we are. This is the
main bomb right here. These are all the

other reported bombs in the area.

This one needs to be disabled. We've got
less than an hour. All right. Take me

over there. Thank you.

Well,

I don't have clearance to go any further
than this, so as far as I go, but he's

right around the corner to the right.
All right, I got it handled.

All right, good luck.

Thank you.

The suspect has been spotted in the
alleyway.

Please proceed with caution.

Oh, thank God you're here. You've got to
get me out of here.

Well, you've got to let me out of these
cuffs.

How do I know? I know you're not the one
that started the bomb.

I don't want to be blown up.

You are the one that called us.

Something's not right here.

What the fuck are you going to do?

The bomb squad wouldn't even go near
that thing.

Give me a minute.

Come on, you gotta hurry up. We don't
have much time.

That thing looks really complicated. I
wouldn't pull any of those fucking wires

out. We might blow it both up.

I think I got it.

I think I figured this shit out.

You gonna let me out?

So you didn't plant this bomb?

Of course I didn't plant the fucking
bomb.

You didn't plant the bomb.

What do you think this is?

Right there.

How am I supposed to know what that is?

Those are standard issue handcuffs,
aren't they?

You can get those at any surplus store.

What are you talking about?

Let me see your cock.

My cock?

Let me see your cock.

What did that have to do with anything?
Let me see your cock.

I don't think this will get a big fuse
to bomb.

Oh, I think you know what it's going to
do.

Let me out of here.

Are you flying?

Look, I don't think we have time for
this.

You want to get out of here, don't you?

Yeah, then let this little horse suck
his fucking dick.

Like this, the way this filthy little
horse likes your big fucking cock.

Dirty boy, aren't you?

You make the way I wrap my lips around
your fucking cock.

You're such a filthy fucking boy.

You like watching me stroke your big
fucking cock?

Oh my

god,

I'll be in a filthy fucking horse if I
don't have a big fucking cock.

Wait a minute.

The more your fucking big dick grows,
the more I think that it diffuses that

bomb right fucking next.

I don't think so.

I think so. Look how fucking big this
dick is.

I think it's the key to diffuse the
bomb.

Big fucking cock to that big fucking
hole.

I think you know exactly what I'm
talking about.

This whore knows what she's saying.

Who would make a bomb that's just burned
by a cock?

Maybe a crazy fuck like you.

Oh, God.

You big fucking cock.

I think you know exactly what I'm
talking about.

Well, thank God you're finally gonna let
me out. Yeah, why don't we unlock those

third -fold star fucking handcuffs? How
do you fucking do that?

Oh, thank God.

You know, and you've got to make sure
that this cock is really fucking hard

before we try and defuse this bomb.

I'm gonna fuck all my big fucking tits
and make your cock hurt.

Fuck those titties with your big fucking
cock.

Oh my god.

You like your big fucking tits squeezing
into your picture?

I'm telling you it's not good.

I'll enjoy this. I keep telling you it's
not good.

Are

you

going to fuck my hair now?

Oh shit.

That's a girl really bad.

Yeah, that's too many fucking cookies.
You alright?

She's fucking hot. Who's that?

Get that fucking cut. Cut it a little
bit.

Hopefully we can get that fucking back.

the 30th little spot that I...

Best damn detective I've seen.

That tastes so good.

Noah, go put your fucking cock in that
bomb over there.

I'm not even hard anymore. I can't
defuse the bomb now.

What?

In order to become a porn legend, you
must master three levels of fuckhood.

Are you ready for this test?

I am, Master Porn Star.

All great porn stars must pass this test
before they can attain elite

status. But be warned, these tasks do
not prove easy.

Are you prepared?

I am.

The ability to make one's own pussy wet
without the use of tools separates the

porn legend from the starlet.

You must prove you can make your pussy
wet before you get to the next level.

You know, from the sound of things, it
seems like your pussy is mighty wet by

now.

Who are you?

I'm Andy Sandeman, and I've been
expecting you.

Yeah, you look hot enough to be a porn
legend.

You've got the tits, the ass, but are
you horny enough?

Yes.

Do you love pussy?

Uh... Yes.

I don't believe you.

You know, girls that are gay for pay are
a dime a dozen in this business.

What is that?

Oh, this?

This is how much time you have to get me
off.

And if you don't succeed, you fail.

What are you doing? Are you just going
to stand there or something?

You're a feisty one, aren't you?

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, yeah.

You think I don't like pussy?

You think I don't like pussy?

Yeah.

Show me.

Show me.

Oh.

I want you to be patient.

You're making me do work for me.

God, you're great.

I think you're ready for the next
challenge.

But be careful.

You've never fucked a cock this big.

So, you're Mr. Big Dick, huh?

Don't look that impressive to me.

You don't say much, do you fella?

Holy fuck!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nobody said anything about a cock that
big.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, you nasty girl.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, use that.

Oh, you nasty bitch.

Oh.

Big cock.

Put a book in there.

Give me that bell clock.

fucking tree trunking to me.

I'm going to do a little...

Give it to me in circles. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. That fucking car is huge.

Oh, shit.

Do you stretch my fucking pussy?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you like when I rub that cock?

I can't.

Oh.

Yeah, that's right. Fuck me back with a
big cock.

Yeah. Fuck me back with a big cock.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck me hard and deep.

Fuck me hard and deep.

Can you put it back inside me? No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to cut back.

I'm going to cut back.

Thank you.

I can't talk.

Do what you want.

Yeah, that's right. Smack my ass. Smack
my ass.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

I swear I write that clock when I'm
standing.

Uh -huh.

That's how I want it.

That's how I want it.

Yeah.

Yeah. That's how I want it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's how I want it.

Give me that fucking black cock. Give me
that big, thick, black, juicy fucking

cock. Give it to me just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

Just like that. Just like that. Just
like that.

Give me that cock. Give me that cock.

Give me that cock.

Give me that cock.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah. Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

That's right.

Fucking push it into me.

Yeah.

That's right. Push it into me.

Push it into me.

Don't you

I see now the student has become the
master.