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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,499 --> 00:00:05,082 (gentle music) 2 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:37,416 (dramatic music) 3 00:00:50,374 --> 00:00:53,041 (upbeat music) 4 00:01:37,499 --> 00:01:40,666 - Last week Cardiff, the week before Newcastle. 5 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:42,791 Six months now they've been getting away with it. 6 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:43,749 And what have you discovered? Nothing. 7 00:01:43,749 --> 00:01:45,249 - We've proved it's the work of one gang, sir. 8 00:01:45,249 --> 00:01:46,624 - The "Daily Sun" doesn't seem to think so. 9 00:01:46,624 --> 00:01:48,166 - Of course, sir, if you prefer to back the judgement 10 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,207 of a pack of news hawks to our- 11 00:01:49,207 --> 00:01:50,582 - No, no, no. I'm not saying that. 12 00:01:50,582 --> 00:01:51,749 We've got to face facts. 13 00:01:51,749 --> 00:01:53,624 These "Sun" reporters are always discovering slush 14 00:01:53,624 --> 00:01:54,457 one town ahead of us. 15 00:01:54,457 --> 00:01:55,291 - Yes, I know sir. 16 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:56,791 - Well for heaven's sake get busy. 17 00:01:56,791 --> 00:01:58,249 They're making a Iaughing stock of us 18 00:01:58,249 --> 00:02:00,666 and l won't have my police organisation laughed at 19 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:02,791 by the "Daily Sun" or any other newspaper. 20 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:08,207 - How can l set this up if I can't read a word of it? 21 00:02:08,207 --> 00:02:09,874 Who made these filthy marks? 22 00:02:09,874 --> 00:02:11,041 - Not me, sir. 23 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:11,874 - Couldn't say, sir. 24 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:12,957 - Well somebody must have. 25 00:02:12,957 --> 00:02:14,457 - Well, you better ask George Gullip. 26 00:02:14,457 --> 00:02:15,291 - Gullip? 27 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:16,541 - Yes, he thinks he's Sherlock Holmes 28 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:18,666 and Sexton Blake rolled into one. 29 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:19,624 He'II find out anything. 30 00:02:19,624 --> 00:02:20,457 - Gullip! 31 00:02:21,499 --> 00:02:22,332 - Yes, sir? 32 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:27,499 - Oi! 33 00:02:27,499 --> 00:02:28,999 - Beg your pardon. 34 00:02:29,832 --> 00:02:30,666 Yes, sir? 35 00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:33,041 - So you're a bit of a detective, eh, Gullip? 36 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:34,541 - Well you see sir with my new- 37 00:02:34,541 --> 00:02:36,624 - See those marks? 38 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:37,541 - Oh, yes, sir. 39 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:39,499 - Show me who did them and you can pack up a puarter 40 00:02:39,499 --> 00:02:40,832 of an hour earlier tonight. 41 00:02:42,374 --> 00:02:44,332 - Well, it's elementary, my dear Watson. 42 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,916 - What? 43 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,541 - Look, another one. 44 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:48,916 - So it is. 45 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:52,457 - Look. There's another one. 46 00:02:52,457 --> 00:02:53,291 Look. 47 00:02:55,624 --> 00:02:59,374 Another one. 48 00:02:59,374 --> 00:03:01,749 Look, there's another one. 49 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,041 Look, there's another one. 50 00:03:05,957 --> 00:03:08,249 Look, the criminal. 51 00:03:08,249 --> 00:03:09,166 - Where? 52 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:09,999 - There. 53 00:03:14,999 --> 00:03:16,166 - What's the idea? 54 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:16,999 - Well, look. 55 00:03:16,999 --> 00:03:18,457 You can see the ink mark on pussy's feet. 56 00:03:18,457 --> 00:03:20,416 - That's right, so you can. 57 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:22,291 But how did he get the ink on his feet in the first place? 58 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:23,582 - L put it on. 59 00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:24,541 - You put it on? 60 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:27,291 - Yes, you see, with my patent crime detector- 61 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,749 - Then you can take that to Mr. Brady and tell him 62 00:03:29,749 --> 00:03:30,874 why I can't read it. 63 00:03:30,874 --> 00:03:31,707 (George stuttering) 64 00:03:31,707 --> 00:03:32,916 Mr. Brady, quick. 65 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:35,749 - What the devil do you want? 66 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,166 - Well, it's about your copy sir. 67 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:37,999 - Well, what about it? 68 00:03:37,999 --> 00:03:40,166 - Well, I've invented a sort of detector which- 69 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:40,999 - AII right, now wait here. 70 00:03:40,999 --> 00:03:41,832 Wait here. 71 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:44,332 - [Redhill] Ah. 72 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:45,166 - Yes, sir? 73 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:47,249 - What's the meaning of all this sludge business? 74 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:48,082 - SIush sir, not sludge. 75 00:03:48,082 --> 00:03:49,832 - This counterfeit money business. 76 00:03:49,832 --> 00:03:51,541 Who told you to run it on the front page? 77 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:52,374 - It's a great stunt. 78 00:03:52,374 --> 00:03:53,874 - Nonsense. No public appeal. 79 00:03:53,874 --> 00:03:54,749 - But thousands of our readers- 80 00:03:54,749 --> 00:03:56,541 - You heard what l said? 81 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:57,791 - L did . 82 00:03:57,791 --> 00:03:59,499 - [Redhill] Hey, I haven't finished with you yet. 83 00:03:59,499 --> 00:04:01,666 - Very good , sir. 84 00:04:01,666 --> 00:04:03,749 Tell my secretary to cancel that slush copy. 85 00:04:03,749 --> 00:04:04,582 - [Redhill] Come here Brady. 86 00:04:04,582 --> 00:04:05,416 - Coming sir. 87 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:06,457 Cancel, slush. 88 00:04:06,457 --> 00:04:07,291 Go on. 89 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,832 - Hey look out. Look what you're doing. 90 00:04:10,832 --> 00:04:11,832 - Hey, what's the idea? 91 00:04:11,832 --> 00:04:12,999 - L'm just gonna see Miss. Brown. 92 00:04:12,999 --> 00:04:14,457 - Well, don't practise on me. 93 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,957 - But Professor Ashton, you can't do that. 94 00:04:19,957 --> 00:04:22,541 It's one of the most popular features in the paper. 95 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:27,749 Oh, all right, l'II tell Mr. Brady. 96 00:04:27,749 --> 00:04:28,749 Hello. 97 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:30,582 - Miss. Brown, Mr. Brady said you had to cancel 98 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:31,582 the slush copy. 99 00:04:31,582 --> 00:04:32,416 - Oh, did he? 100 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:34,082 - And there's this. 101 00:04:34,082 --> 00:04:35,416 - Oh yes, that's about slush too. 102 00:04:35,416 --> 00:04:37,124 Well that won't be needed either. 103 00:04:37,124 --> 00:04:38,457 - Ooh, thank goodness for that. 104 00:04:38,457 --> 00:04:40,582 - What are all these marks on it? 105 00:04:40,582 --> 00:04:42,582 - Oh, that's from my detector. 106 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:43,416 - Detector? 107 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,416 - Yes. Look, if they'd let me use it 108 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:47,082 I'd soon catch the slushers for them. 109 00:04:47,082 --> 00:04:47,916 - You would? 110 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:50,207 - Yes, well you see, through working in the printing shop 111 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,791 we get to know puite a Iot about the inks 112 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,916 and l've been mixing them up a bit 113 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:55,416 and this is the solution I got that won't come off. 114 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:56,249 - Go on. 115 00:04:56,249 --> 00:04:58,166 - Yes, well when I say that it comes off on your finger 116 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:00,582 all right and it comes off on anything that you touch 117 00:05:00,582 --> 00:05:04,041 with your finger but it stays on your fingers just the same. 118 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:07,207 - Do you mind saying that again, very slowly, please? 119 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,999 - Well, I'll show you . 120 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:10,707 You see, this is the ink I mixed. 121 00:05:10,707 --> 00:05:14,041 Now I'll put a bit on your finger and you'll see. 122 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:16,374 - Now go on, mark something. 123 00:05:18,374 --> 00:05:20,291 See, Ieaves a mark. 124 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:21,124 - Well, of course. 125 00:05:21,124 --> 00:05:24,041 - Now you try and get it off your finger. 126 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,541 - It won't come off. 127 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:27,457 - Course it won't, and it'II stay there for a whole week. 128 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,499 - What? 129 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:29,666 - And I'll know everything you've been doing 130 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:30,749 by the marks you Ieave. 131 00:05:30,749 --> 00:05:32,624 - Well I don't think that's very funny. 132 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,291 - No, no, l didn't mean it that way. 133 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:35,416 Look, I've got a special bottle 134 00:05:35,416 --> 00:05:38,291 of antimacassar that'II bring it off. 135 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:41,166 I mean, I wouldn't do it to you Miss. Brown, 136 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:44,207 only do it to slushers and these mark slushers, you see. 137 00:05:44,207 --> 00:05:45,249 - What the devil are you doing here? 138 00:05:45,249 --> 00:05:46,457 - L was explaining to Miss. Brown- 139 00:05:46,457 --> 00:05:47,291 - Well get out. 140 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:48,124 Have you finished that typing yet? 141 00:05:48,124 --> 00:05:48,957 - Nearly. 142 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:49,999 - Now come on, hurry up. 143 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,041 Take those things off my desk. 144 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:52,791 - L'm being as puick as I can, sir. 145 00:05:53,957 --> 00:05:55,666 Thank you, sir. 146 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:56,541 Good night, Miss. Brown. 147 00:05:56,541 --> 00:05:57,374 - Get out! 148 00:06:00,582 --> 00:06:02,124 It'd be a lot easier for everyone if Lord RedhilI 149 00:06:02,124 --> 00:06:03,207 kept to his own job of owning the paper 150 00:06:03,207 --> 00:06:04,666 instead of trying to run it. 151 00:06:06,582 --> 00:06:08,999 The noise of that typewriter's driving me crackers. 152 00:06:08,999 --> 00:06:10,791 Everyone else in the building has one of the silent ones, 153 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:11,624 why haven't l? 154 00:06:11,624 --> 00:06:13,582 - L'm sorry, Mr. Brady, but the stores made a mistake. 155 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,124 You see, they issued the Iast silent one- 156 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,582 - Then stores had better put it right. 157 00:06:16,582 --> 00:06:17,791 Take that one back. 158 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:19,624 - [Mary] Very good , Mr. Brady. 159 00:06:19,624 --> 00:06:21,041 - Cancel that slush Ieader. 160 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:21,999 - Yes. 161 00:06:21,999 --> 00:06:23,666 Oh, and Professor Ashton phoned up. 162 00:06:23,666 --> 00:06:24,832 He's had to dash of to examine 163 00:06:24,832 --> 00:06:26,207 a prehistoric skull or something. 164 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:27,791 He won't be able to get his copy through in time. 165 00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:29,916 - He can't do that, his daily horoscope's read by thousands. 166 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:30,749 - Yes, I know. 167 00:06:30,749 --> 00:06:31,749 - You'II have to vamp it up yourself. 168 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:32,874 - Yes, but that's impossible- 169 00:06:32,874 --> 00:06:34,124 - Well someone's got to do it. 170 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:35,791 His blinking Iordship's in a bad enough temper as it is. 171 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:37,332 - Very good , Mr. Brady. 172 00:06:39,249 --> 00:06:40,082 - Yes, sir? 173 00:06:40,082 --> 00:06:41,291 - Give this to the head storekeeper. 174 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:42,124 - Yes, sir. 175 00:06:43,999 --> 00:06:45,124 - Oh, hello, can I help you? 176 00:06:45,124 --> 00:06:46,666 - Oh, thanks. 177 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:48,624 I'm taking it to the store room. 178 00:06:48,624 --> 00:06:50,166 - L'II wait here for you , Romeo. 179 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:50,999 - Yeah. 180 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,707 I was wondering if you'd come out and have a drink with us? 181 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:55,749 - Oh, I'm sorry l can't. 182 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,541 Mr. Brady has given me some extra work to do. 183 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,957 Mr. Brady insists on having one of those silent ones. 184 00:07:00,957 --> 00:07:01,999 - L'II do my best, Miss. 185 00:07:01,999 --> 00:07:03,041 - Thank you. 186 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:03,874 Good night. 187 00:07:03,874 --> 00:07:04,791 - Good night. 188 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:08,707 I was wondering if I could be of any help, l don't suppose? 189 00:07:08,707 --> 00:07:10,457 - Do you know anything about horoscopes? 190 00:07:10,457 --> 00:07:11,291 - Not much, but I can try. 191 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,249 - AII right then, two heads are always better 192 00:07:13,249 --> 00:07:14,082 than one, aren't they? 193 00:07:14,082 --> 00:07:14,916 - Course. 194 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:15,832 - However empty. 195 00:07:15,832 --> 00:07:17,249 - Yes. 196 00:07:17,249 --> 00:07:18,166 - It's along here. 197 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,582 Beats me how you work this thing. 198 00:07:29,124 --> 00:07:31,791 - Ooh, I wish this was real and I was following up a murder. 199 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:33,332 Ooh, tried to bite me. 200 00:07:34,666 --> 00:07:36,041 - Tell you what, we'd better pick some 201 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:39,874 out of the back numbers and trust to luck. 202 00:07:39,874 --> 00:07:40,749 What's that? 203 00:07:40,749 --> 00:07:42,874 - This is a cover for my disguises. 204 00:07:42,874 --> 00:07:44,416 I'II show ya. 205 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:45,291 King of norway. 206 00:07:46,207 --> 00:07:47,041 The other way. 207 00:07:47,957 --> 00:07:50,332 - And I always thought you were a keen musician. 208 00:07:50,332 --> 00:07:51,332 - Well, I am. 209 00:07:51,332 --> 00:07:53,041 - AII right then, you play something while l get on 210 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:53,874 with the horoscope. 211 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,541 - AII right, and I might be able to help. 212 00:07:57,832 --> 00:08:00,249 7 I can read the future ♪ 213 00:08:00,249 --> 00:08:02,999 ♪ And tell if fate's unkind ♪ 214 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:04,082 ♪ The stars l've read ♪ 215 00:08:04,082 --> 00:08:05,582 ♪ I look ahead ♪ 216 00:08:05,582 --> 00:08:08,749 ♪ And this is what I find ♪ 217 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,749 ♪ CIimbing Iast week ♪ 218 00:08:10,749 --> 00:08:12,416 ♪ A big mountain peak ♪ 219 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:15,999 ♪ I slipped down a rocky slope ♪ 220 00:08:15,999 --> 00:08:17,791 ♪ I cried as I fell ♪ 221 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:19,416 ♪ I'm on my way to bed ♪ 222 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:23,332 ♪ I can tell it by me horoscope ♪ 223 00:08:23,332 --> 00:08:24,749 ♪ My brother Joe ♪ 224 00:08:24,749 --> 00:08:26,791 ♪ Pulled a wishbone with FIo ♪ 225 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:30,416 ♪ And said, "For the best Iet's hope" ♪ 226 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,082 ♪ Then he whispered, "Ooh ♪ 227 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:33,582 ♪ Me wish is coming true ♪ 228 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:37,541 ♪ I can tell it by my horoscope" ♪ 229 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:39,374 ♪ There's Iucky colours ♪ 230 00:08:39,374 --> 00:08:41,166 ♪ Lucky stones ♪ 231 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:44,666 ♪ Lucky numbers too ♪ 232 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:46,457 ♪ Lucky eight ♪ 233 00:08:46,457 --> 00:08:48,249 ♪ As sure as fate ♪ 234 00:08:48,249 --> 00:08:51,874 ♪ Will always pull me through ♪ 235 00:08:51,874 --> 00:08:53,457 ♪ My cousin Kate ♪ 236 00:08:53,457 --> 00:08:55,291 ♪ Is putting on weight ♪ 237 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:58,874 ♪ I said you're beyond all hope ♪ 238 00:08:58,874 --> 00:09:00,582 ♪ Nature's unkind ♪ 239 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,166 ♪ Your future's all behind ♪ 240 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:06,041 ♪ I can tell it by your horoscope ♪ 241 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:07,791 ♪ Once an old maid ♪ 242 00:09:07,791 --> 00:09:09,499 ♪ Said , "I'm afraid ♪ 243 00:09:09,499 --> 00:09:13,082 ♪ My future brings no hope" ♪ 244 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:14,874 ♪ I said don't give way ♪ 245 00:09:14,874 --> 00:09:16,249 ♪ The troops are home today ♪ 246 00:09:16,249 --> 00:09:20,332 ♪ I can tell it by your horoscope ♪ 247 00:09:20,332 --> 00:09:22,041 ♪ Early one morn ♪ 248 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:23,832 ♪ A baby was born ♪ 249 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:27,541 ♪ It's father said please don't mope ♪ 250 00:09:27,541 --> 00:09:29,249 ♪ Let's jump for joy ♪ 251 00:09:29,249 --> 00:09:30,707 ♪ I know that it's a boy ♪ 252 00:09:30,707 --> 00:09:34,707 ♪ I can tell it by his horoscope ♪ 253 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,457 ♪ There's Iucky colours ♪ 254 00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:38,166 ♪ Lucky stones ♪ 255 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:41,832 ♪ There's Iucky numbers too ♪ 256 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,499 ♪ Lucky eight ♪ 257 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,207 ♪ As sure as fate ♪ 258 00:09:45,207 --> 00:09:49,166 ♪ Will always pull me through ♪ 259 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,791 ♪ I study stars ♪ 260 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,457 ♪ Venus and Mars ♪ 261 00:09:52,457 --> 00:09:55,999 ♪ For Venus there isn't much hope ♪ 262 00:09:55,999 --> 00:09:57,541 ♪ She's all wrapped in gauze ♪ 263 00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:59,332 ♪ With a pair of flannel socks ♪ 264 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,624 ♪ I can tell it by her horoscope ♪ 265 00:10:02,624 --> 00:10:05,207 (upbeat music) 266 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,374 - Why that was Iovely. 267 00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:50,499 Will you play again for me some time? 268 00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:51,707 - Any time you like. 269 00:10:51,707 --> 00:10:52,874 - Good. 270 00:10:52,874 --> 00:10:55,082 Well, I suppose I'd better be taking our horoscope along 271 00:10:55,082 --> 00:10:56,249 and hope for the best. 272 00:10:56,249 --> 00:10:59,207 - And I'll better be getting off back again to Bill. 273 00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:03,166 Good night. - Good night. 274 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:03,999 - Happy dreams. 275 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:06,874 Ooh. 276 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,457 Ooh! 277 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:11,291 (exclaiming) 278 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:14,249 - For 1 5 years I've been hen-pecked and l never realised it. 279 00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,749 - You don't say so, sir. 280 00:11:15,749 --> 00:11:17,916 - And then today being my birthday I happen to glance 281 00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:20,832 at my horoscope: "In domestic matters you display a lack 282 00:11:20,832 --> 00:11:23,207 of willpower which is at odds with your true character. 283 00:11:23,207 --> 00:11:25,749 This weakness must be vanquished at all costs." 284 00:11:25,749 --> 00:11:28,666 At that moment in comes my wife, nagging as usual. 285 00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:30,457 I pick up the hairbrush and oh... 286 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:35,166 Send for Ashton, I owe him a Iot of thanks. 287 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,124 - L'm afraid he's away for a few days, sir. 288 00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:38,082 - Really? 289 00:11:38,082 --> 00:11:39,749 Well then who wrote this morning's brilliant horoscope? 290 00:11:39,749 --> 00:11:40,582 - Oh, well as a matter of fact- 291 00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:42,374 - lt was mostly George Gullip, sir. 292 00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:43,666 - Gullip? Never heard of him. 293 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:45,166 - He works in the composing room, sir. 294 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,041 - Composing room? 295 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,582 Hello, hello. Put me on to the composing room. 296 00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:53,582 - Gullip, Lord Redhill wants you in Mr. Brady's office. 297 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,041 - Me? What for? 298 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,249 - The sack, l hope. 299 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,624 (George stuttering) 300 00:11:58,624 --> 00:12:00,082 - Well, I'll tell your mother your Iast thoughts 301 00:12:00,082 --> 00:12:00,916 were of her. 302 00:12:01,957 --> 00:12:03,332 Good bye. 303 00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:04,832 - From now on l'm going to reorganise 304 00:12:04,832 --> 00:12:06,249 my home life completely. 305 00:12:06,249 --> 00:12:07,707 (door knocking) 306 00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:10,082 - Come in. 307 00:12:10,082 --> 00:12:11,874 - You sent for me, sir? 308 00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:13,666 - Are you Gullop? 309 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,832 - Gullip, sir. 310 00:12:15,707 --> 00:12:17,374 - Come here, Gullip. 311 00:12:19,874 --> 00:12:21,874 So you wrote today's horoscope, did you? 312 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,749 Disgraceful fraud, you don't deny that? 313 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:29,457 Scandalous betrayal of the ethics of journalism, eh? 314 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,832 And of course you knew it was my birthday? 315 00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:34,999 - Oh, yes, yes, he did sir, yes. 316 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:36,916 - Well, it's always been my policy to give youth a chance. 317 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:39,332 What's your ambition in life? 318 00:12:39,332 --> 00:12:40,666 - Crime, your worship. 319 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:42,041 I mean, Iordship. 320 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:42,999 - [Redhill] Committing? 321 00:12:42,999 --> 00:12:44,874 - No, detecting, your lordship. 322 00:12:44,874 --> 00:12:46,249 - Well, reporting crime often amounts 323 00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:47,666 to the same thing Gallop. 324 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,916 - Gullip, sir. 325 00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:50,999 - Oh yes, give him a chance one of these days, Brady. 326 00:12:50,999 --> 00:12:52,541 Be interesting to see what he can do. 327 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:53,374 - Certainly, sir. - Thank you, sir. 328 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:54,666 Thank you, sir. 329 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:55,541 When do I start? 330 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,874 - You heard what he said , Gullip. 331 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:57,999 One of these days. 332 00:12:57,999 --> 00:12:59,291 - L know, but- - Now hop it, l'm busy. 333 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:00,124 (George stuttering) 334 00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:00,957 Get out! 335 00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:06,499 We'd better get some lunch otherwise we'll be Iate 336 00:13:06,499 --> 00:13:07,374 for the races. 337 00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:08,207 I'II meet you at the main entrance. 338 00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:09,041 - Okay. 339 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,374 - You know you are a pal. 340 00:13:17,374 --> 00:13:18,207 - Am I? 341 00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:20,291 - This is the chance of a lifetime and I owe it all to you. 342 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,291 - Oh, nonsense. 343 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,666 - Yes, I'll be able to use my detector now. 344 00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:24,749 I can show Mr. Brady how it works on Monday. 345 00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:26,124 - Oh, do you think you should? 346 00:13:26,124 --> 00:13:27,041 - L don't see why not. 347 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,582 - Well, listen, George, it's a great idea 348 00:13:28,582 --> 00:13:30,624 but after all how are you going to be able to mark anybody 349 00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,332 who doesn't want to be marked? 350 00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:33,707 - L've thought of all that. 351 00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:37,999 Well you see it's Iike this. 352 00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,791 You choose anybody you like. 353 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:40,624 - Yes. 354 00:13:40,624 --> 00:13:42,582 - L'II ink a sixpence, I'II put it near them, 355 00:13:42,582 --> 00:13:44,416 they'll pick it up and they'll mark their thumb. 356 00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:45,416 - Oh, I see. 357 00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:47,999 Well how about that man over there in the black hat? 358 00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:49,582 - Heh, in the bag. 359 00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:52,291 - L've got a story here packed with thrills, tears 360 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,124 and Iaughter. 361 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,374 - Doubtless, sir, but all manuscripts 362 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,749 must be submitted through the post. 363 00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:58,624 - A man of my reputation? 364 00:13:58,624 --> 00:13:59,832 Ring the fiction editor. 365 00:13:59,832 --> 00:14:01,249 - Very good sir. 366 00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:03,457 - Turned out nice, didn't it? 367 00:14:03,457 --> 00:14:04,541 You watch. 368 00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:07,499 - L'm sorry sir, he says you must submit it by post. 369 00:14:07,499 --> 00:14:10,749 - Ridiculous, why should I waste a pertectly good sixpence. 370 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,082 - Oh, excuse me, is this your sixpence? 371 00:14:14,082 --> 00:14:15,082 - Funny, aren't you? 372 00:14:16,207 --> 00:14:17,082 - Well, I nearly got him. 373 00:14:17,082 --> 00:14:18,749 - Very nearly. 374 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,666 Well, you'd better go and get your sixpence back. 375 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:21,499 - Ooh aye. 376 00:14:23,499 --> 00:14:24,916 - L'd Iike to speak to the news editor, please. 377 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:25,749 Major Hopkins. 378 00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:26,749 - L'II ring through sir. 379 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:28,749 - Anything wrong? 380 00:14:28,749 --> 00:14:30,707 - Yes, have you seen a round sixpence here? 381 00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:31,541 - Eh? 382 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:32,999 - L mean, have you seen a sixpence round here? 383 00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:34,416 - No, I haven't. 384 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,291 (George gabbling) 385 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,999 - l'm sorry Major Hopkins, the news editor's out. 386 00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,416 - AII right, I'll ring through later. 387 00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,249 Good day. 388 00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:44,332 - Bad luck. 389 00:14:44,332 --> 00:14:45,332 - Well, never mind. 390 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:46,166 I've got another sixpence. 391 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,666 I'm gonna prove me detector if it costs me 392 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,332 everything I've got. 393 00:14:52,207 --> 00:14:53,999 What about the Queen of Sheba? 394 00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:54,832 - Yes. 395 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:02,624 - L wish to speak to your musical critic, Vite. 396 00:15:02,624 --> 00:15:05,082 - His name's Wilson, madam , not Vite. 397 00:15:05,082 --> 00:15:07,291 - Whatever his name is tell him that Madame Berdi is here. 398 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,999 - L think he Ieft for the Stockholm Music Festival. 399 00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:10,916 I'II make sure, madame. 400 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:11,749 - Ah. 401 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,332 - Now I won't look, you tell me. 402 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:20,582 - Look, she's seen it. 403 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:24,249 You've won, good for you. 404 00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:26,916 Quick, go and get your sixpence. 405 00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,207 - Ah. - Ooh. 406 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,666 - What is it? 407 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:32,499 - Nothing. 408 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,416 - Oh, you poor thing. 409 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:36,582 You are unlucky. 410 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:37,416 - Well, never mind. 411 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,124 It was worth it to prove it to you. 412 00:15:39,124 --> 00:15:40,416 - Hey, what are you doing here? 413 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:42,499 - L was just showing Miss. Brown my detector. 414 00:15:42,499 --> 00:15:43,332 - Your what? 415 00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:44,166 - Would you Iike to see it? 416 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:44,999 - No, I shouldn't. 417 00:15:44,999 --> 00:15:45,832 Now, where would you like to go dear? 418 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,374 Majestic Palace? Anywhere you Iike. 419 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,124 - Hello, George. 420 00:15:59,124 --> 00:15:59,957 - Hello. 421 00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:00,791 - Was it the sack? 422 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:01,832 - No. 423 00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:03,041 - Then what are you looking so miserable for? 424 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,416 - Well, it's that fellow Brady. 425 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,874 I mean, taking Miss. Brown out to Iunch. 426 00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,457 What chance have l got when he takes her 427 00:16:09,457 --> 00:16:10,291 the Majestic Palace? 428 00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,832 I can only afford a fish and chip shop. 429 00:16:12,832 --> 00:16:13,832 - Say, George. 430 00:16:13,832 --> 00:16:14,666 - What? 431 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,207 - How much money have you got saved up? 432 00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:17,041 - About a couple of quid. 433 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:18,832 - That's grand . 434 00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,832 You've got the money, I've got the information. 435 00:16:20,832 --> 00:16:22,416 We can make our fortune this afternoon at the races. 436 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,207 - L'm having nothing to do with it, no. 437 00:16:25,207 --> 00:16:27,124 - Now George, l've got a tip for this afternoon 438 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,416 that can't go wrong. 439 00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,791 We split 50/50. 440 00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,374 You can make enough money to take the girl 441 00:16:31,374 --> 00:16:32,374 wherever you want to take her. 442 00:16:32,374 --> 00:16:35,832 - No, no and no. l'm having nothing to do with horses. 443 00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:36,666 - But George- 444 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,499 - No. 445 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,416 What, what's its name? 446 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,999 (upbeat music) 447 00:16:54,207 --> 00:16:55,041 - Hello, Carey. 448 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:55,874 - Oh, hello Brady. 449 00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:57,249 - Not hoping to pick up any clues here are you? 450 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:58,541 - You never know. 451 00:16:58,541 --> 00:16:59,374 Anything'd be better than nothing. 452 00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:00,582 - As bad as that? 453 00:17:00,582 --> 00:17:01,416 - Between you and me. 454 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:02,666 - Okay, I won't use it. 455 00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:03,582 Good luck. 456 00:17:03,582 --> 00:17:04,791 - Thanks. 457 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,749 - Race cards. 458 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:08,666 Race card. 459 00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:09,707 Race card. 460 00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:10,624 Thank you very much, sir. 461 00:17:10,624 --> 00:17:12,207 - Hello, Steamroller. 462 00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:13,332 New Iine for you , isn't it? 463 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,707 - What's wrong with selling race cards? 464 00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:15,624 - Nothing. 465 00:17:15,624 --> 00:17:17,082 As Iong as you're only selling race cards. 466 00:17:17,082 --> 00:17:18,624 - Then why don't you leave me alone? 467 00:17:18,624 --> 00:17:19,916 - AII right. - Race card . 468 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,457 - AII right. - Race card . 469 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,791 Here you are Iady. 470 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,624 Race card. 471 00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:26,332 Race card. 472 00:17:26,332 --> 00:17:27,207 There you go, sir. 473 00:17:27,207 --> 00:17:28,249 Thank you. 474 00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:29,291 - [Man] Hey! 475 00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,332 - Race card , sir? 476 00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:33,082 - ?:30's the race and we're backing every horse. 477 00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:33,957 - What? All of 'em? 478 00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:35,082 - Yes, all of 'em. 479 00:17:35,082 --> 00:17:37,166 And cover as many bookies as'll take the money. 480 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,582 - But the Phantom can't lose. 481 00:17:38,582 --> 00:17:40,249 Put all the slush on the Phantom 482 00:17:40,249 --> 00:17:42,291 and we get all the more real dough in the winnings. 483 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:43,291 - You do as you're told. 484 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,666 I'm not taking any chances. 485 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,207 Even with outsiders. 486 00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:47,041 Here. 487 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:47,874 - AII right then. 488 00:17:47,874 --> 00:17:49,207 Race card. Race card. 489 00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:51,791 (upbeat music) 490 00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:58,124 - Number five, that's Lollypop. 491 00:17:58,124 --> 00:17:59,124 - That's bound to get Iicked. 492 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:01,166 Ha ha, chuckle, chuckle. 493 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,916 Well I thought it was funny. 494 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,249 Hadn't we better be getting our money on? 495 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,082 - Shh. 496 00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:10,666 - [Man] AII the results, "Star News" and "Standard". 497 00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:13,582 - You're number eight. 498 00:18:16,457 --> 00:18:19,124 Number eight? Golden Boy. 499 00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:21,166 There you are, told you so. 500 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:21,999 - What about it? 501 00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:25,374 - Look, Golden Boy, violet cap and sleeves. 502 00:18:25,374 --> 00:18:26,207 There it is. 503 00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:30,874 There's the horse that's gonna make our fortune. 504 00:18:30,874 --> 00:18:32,082 (passersby Iaughing) 505 00:18:32,082 --> 00:18:32,916 Shut up. 506 00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:35,416 - What are they laughing at? 507 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:36,749 - Just a lot of mugs, that's all. 508 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,124 Give me the money, hand it over. 509 00:18:39,124 --> 00:18:41,874 Of course you would make it more difficult for me. 510 00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:43,249 Why Iock it up in a moneybox? 511 00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:44,582 - Well, I mean that's the place- 512 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,332 - What do we do now? 513 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:47,791 They'II be off any minute. 514 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:48,624 Ah. 515 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,791 - Ooh, hey! 516 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,707 Here, why don't you have the key? 517 00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:58,749 - Oh, will you go in the stand and find a place 518 00:18:58,749 --> 00:19:00,041 while l get the money on. 519 00:19:04,749 --> 00:19:06,124 - Give me two dollars, Phantom. 520 00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:08,916 - Phantom, (speaking off microphone) 521 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:09,832 - Hello Brady. 522 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,374 See you've got your typewriter with you . 523 00:19:11,374 --> 00:19:12,541 - Well I ... 524 00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:15,291 - Tell me, who's that very attractive woman over there? 525 00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:16,957 - Your bag. 526 00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:20,166 - Thank you very much. 527 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,749 - Not at all. 528 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,249 - That's Madam Berdi, the singer. 529 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,082 - Oh, is it? 530 00:19:24,082 --> 00:19:25,707 - Yes, she's very angry with "The Sun". 531 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,832 Wilson described her voice as almost as stunning 532 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,499 as her looks and she took it the wrong way. 533 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,374 - Oh, good heavens, I must apologise at once. 534 00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:32,207 Introduce me. 535 00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:33,041 - Sure. 536 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,791 (crowd cheering) 537 00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:39,582 - Here we are George. 538 00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:40,416 What do you think of that? 539 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,582 30 quid to come. 540 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,707 - Then we've won 30 puid? 541 00:19:43,707 --> 00:19:45,707 - AImost. Look out, they'll soon be off. 542 00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:48,916 - L hope we've done right. 543 00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:49,749 - Of course we've done right. 544 00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:50,582 30 quid. 545 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:54,999 Look, 363, that proves it. 546 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,332 - Proves what? 547 00:19:57,332 --> 00:20:02,124 - Why look, violet and eight, it's in the stars. 548 00:20:02,124 --> 00:20:03,291 - Oh, then we're all right then. 549 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,124 - Yes. 550 00:20:04,124 --> 00:20:05,499 Ashton's never wrong. 551 00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:07,332 At Ieast never on Saturdays. 552 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,624 - Well that's good because now that Ashton's... 553 00:20:10,624 --> 00:20:11,541 Did you say Ashton? 554 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:13,082 - Yes. 555 00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,999 - Let's have a look. 556 00:20:14,999 --> 00:20:15,832 Oh... 557 00:20:15,832 --> 00:20:17,041 - What's the matter? 558 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,124 - Ashton didn't write that. 559 00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:20,041 I wrote it. 560 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:23,166 - My pal. 561 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,416 Loves to have his Iittle joke. 562 00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:26,582 - Oh no it's true. 563 00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:27,416 That's why Lord RedhilI 564 00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,541 sent for me in his office this morning. 565 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:29,582 - Yes I know... 566 00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:31,499 Wait, what? 567 00:20:31,499 --> 00:20:32,374 (bell ringing) 568 00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:35,124 (crowd cheering) 569 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,374 - Phantom's in front. 570 00:21:08,374 --> 00:21:09,291 - Oh, good . 571 00:21:16,124 --> 00:21:18,541 - What's that coming through? 572 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,916 (crowd cheering) 573 00:21:45,082 --> 00:21:46,707 - Want a pass out, sir? 574 00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:47,541 What won? 575 00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:48,624 - Golden Boy. 576 00:21:54,624 --> 00:21:55,791 - [Both] What? 577 00:21:58,499 --> 00:22:00,916 (indistinct) 578 00:22:03,832 --> 00:22:05,124 - Wait, wait, wait. 579 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,207 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 580 00:22:06,207 --> 00:22:08,624 (indistinct) 581 00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:15,666 - 636. 582 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:16,582 - 636. - 636. 583 00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:17,874 We're Iooking for nothing but 666. 584 00:22:17,874 --> 00:22:18,749 - We'll never find it. 585 00:22:18,749 --> 00:22:20,166 - We've gotta find it. 586 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:23,332 - Ooh, my finger, you daft thing. 587 00:22:23,332 --> 00:22:24,332 - Oh, don't do that. 588 00:22:24,332 --> 00:22:25,624 - 636. - 636. 589 00:22:25,624 --> 00:22:27,916 - Hey, haven't we enough without adding more to it? 590 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:28,749 - What are you doing? 591 00:22:28,749 --> 00:22:30,291 - 63?. 592 00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:32,707 - Oh, 666. Every number but 666- 593 00:22:32,707 --> 00:22:33,541 - l've got it, I've got it. 594 00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:34,791 - Then give it to me. 595 00:22:37,832 --> 00:22:39,457 Here we are, 30 puid. 596 00:22:40,582 --> 00:22:41,416 - Right. 1 0, ?0, 30. 597 00:22:44,707 --> 00:22:45,707 - There you are, 30 pounds. - Thank you. 598 00:22:45,707 --> 00:22:48,249 Look George, Iook. 30 puid. 599 00:22:48,249 --> 00:22:49,082 - Whoopee. 600 00:22:49,082 --> 00:22:51,457 - Now for a drink and what a drink. 601 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,416 - There's somebody over there I particularly want to see. 602 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,416 Will you be all right for a minute? 603 00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:58,249 - Yes, of course. 604 00:22:58,249 --> 00:22:59,166 - Right-oh. 605 00:23:02,499 --> 00:23:03,332 - George! 606 00:23:06,832 --> 00:23:08,041 Well what are you doing here? 607 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,874 - L've made a fortune, I've made a fortune. 608 00:23:09,874 --> 00:23:11,416 - What? - Come on George. 609 00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:13,249 - AII right, but I'd Iike you to come too Miss. Brown. 610 00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:14,082 Will you? 611 00:23:15,332 --> 00:23:16,249 - Well, all right. 612 00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:22,332 - [Bill] Take the order my dear, drinks all round on me. 613 00:23:22,332 --> 00:23:23,666 - [Hayes] What about a tune guv'nor? 614 00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:25,291 - Why not? 615 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:27,332 (gentle music) 616 00:23:27,332 --> 00:23:28,374 Hello Miss. Brown. 617 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,874 Has he told you what I've done for him? 618 00:23:29,874 --> 00:23:31,207 - He certainly has. 619 00:23:31,207 --> 00:23:33,374 - Aye, And he's right too. 620 00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:35,666 ♪ Can't help grinning ♪ 621 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:36,749 ♪ I've been winning ♪ 622 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,874 ♪ Had a real good do ♪ 623 00:23:38,874 --> 00:23:41,041 ♪ And now I'm telling you ♪ 624 00:23:41,041 --> 00:23:43,582 ♪ Grey skies are turning blue ♪ 625 00:23:43,582 --> 00:23:44,499 ♪ What a racket ♪ 626 00:23:44,499 --> 00:23:45,624 ♪ What a packet ♪ 627 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,041 ♪ I have won today ♪ 628 00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:48,999 ♪ Troubles over ♪ 629 00:23:48,999 --> 00:23:50,207 ♪ I'm in clover ♪ 630 00:23:50,207 --> 00:23:52,499 ♪ Everything's okay ♪ 631 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,541 ♪ I feel Iike a millionaire ♪ 632 00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:57,082 ♪ I'm all deluxe and how ♪ 633 00:23:57,082 --> 00:23:59,291 ♪ I'm in the money tasting the honey ♪ 634 00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,666 ♪ Hitting the high spots now ♪ 635 00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,666 ♪ AII my frowns have turned to smiles ♪ 636 00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:06,166 ♪ No wrinkles on my brow ♪ 637 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,249 ♪ I'm stepping out more ♪ 638 00:24:07,249 --> 00:24:08,457 ♪ Getting about more ♪ 639 00:24:08,457 --> 00:24:10,749 ♪ Hitting the high spots now ♪ 640 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:12,791 ♪ Life is what you make it ♪ 641 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:15,374 ♪ So make it worth while ♪ 642 00:24:15,374 --> 00:24:17,332 ♪ Whatever comes just take it ♪ 643 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:20,082 ♪ You've got to swing along and get in rhythm ♪ 644 00:24:20,082 --> 00:24:21,916 ♪ I'm on top of all the world ♪ 645 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:24,499 ♪ I'm making good and how ♪ 646 00:24:24,499 --> 00:24:25,582 ♪ Turning the switch on ♪ 647 00:24:25,582 --> 00:24:26,707 ♪ Putting the ritz on ♪ 648 00:24:26,707 --> 00:24:30,124 ♪ Hitting the high spots now ♪ 649 00:24:30,124 --> 00:24:32,791 (upbeat music) 650 00:25:06,207 --> 00:25:08,124 ♪ I'II be living Iike a lord ♪ 651 00:25:08,124 --> 00:25:10,624 ♪ The Lord knows who or how ♪ 652 00:25:10,624 --> 00:25:11,749 ♪ I'm in the right school ♪ 653 00:25:11,749 --> 00:25:12,832 ♪ Going to night school ♪ 654 00:25:12,832 --> 00:25:15,374 ♪ Hitting the high spots now ♪ 655 00:25:15,374 --> 00:25:17,249 ♪ Horses, women, wine and song ♪ 656 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,832 ♪ And greyhounds too, bow-wow ♪ 657 00:25:19,832 --> 00:25:20,957 ♪ When there's a cert on ♪ 658 00:25:20,957 --> 00:25:22,082 ♪ Putting me shirt on ♪ 659 00:25:22,082 --> 00:25:24,457 ♪ Hitting the high spots now ♪ 660 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:26,541 ♪ Life is what you make it ♪ 661 00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:29,082 ♪ So make it worth while ♪ 662 00:25:29,082 --> 00:25:31,124 ♪ Whatever comes just take it ♪ 663 00:25:31,124 --> 00:25:33,791 ♪ You've got to swing along and get in rhythm ♪ 664 00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:35,749 ♪ In the best society ♪ 665 00:25:35,749 --> 00:25:38,416 ♪ I soon will make my bow ♪ 666 00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:39,541 ♪ Dressed up tricky ♪ 667 00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:40,666 ♪ With a clean shirt on ♪ 668 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:41,999 ♪ Hitting the high spots ♪ 669 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:42,999 ♪ I'II be a big shot ♪ 670 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,874 ♪ Hitting the high spots now ♪ 671 00:25:45,874 --> 00:25:47,707 (crowd cheering) 672 00:25:47,707 --> 00:25:48,957 - Good boy, George. 673 00:25:48,957 --> 00:25:50,124 - That was grand. 674 00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:51,249 - Did you Iike it Miss. Brown? 675 00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:53,166 - How about Mary for a change? 676 00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:54,416 - You mean l can call you Mary? 677 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,916 - Well, why not? 678 00:25:55,916 --> 00:26:00,916 - Well, Miss. Brown, Mary, now that l've got a lot of money, 679 00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:02,957 I feel daft saying it. 680 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:05,999 Do you think you'd come out with me sometime? 681 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,166 - L'd Iove to. 682 00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:08,999 - Do you mean you would? 683 00:26:08,999 --> 00:26:09,832 - Yes. 684 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,374 Well I think I'd better be getting back now. 685 00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:15,457 Mr. Brady will be wondering where l am . 686 00:26:15,457 --> 00:26:16,707 - L suppose he will. 687 00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:17,999 - Cheerio everybody. 688 00:26:17,999 --> 00:26:19,582 (crowd exclaiming) 689 00:26:19,582 --> 00:26:20,416 Good luck. 690 00:26:21,624 --> 00:26:22,457 - Good bye. 691 00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:23,874 - Bye-bye. 692 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:24,707 - A tenner. 693 00:26:24,707 --> 00:26:26,332 - Oh, haven't you got anything smaller? 694 00:26:26,332 --> 00:26:27,416 - Sorry, nothing smaller. 695 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:28,291 - L've got some fivers. 696 00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:29,124 How much do you want? 697 00:26:29,124 --> 00:26:30,207 - Well, 30 puid. 698 00:26:30,207 --> 00:26:32,291 - Oh, that's easy my lad. 699 00:26:33,874 --> 00:26:35,582 - That's grand . Have a drink, old pal? 700 00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:36,457 - No thanks. 701 00:26:36,457 --> 00:26:37,541 - What a mug. 702 00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:38,541 Here you are dear, that's better. 703 00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:40,124 Five pounds. 704 00:26:40,124 --> 00:26:41,332 Aye-aye, just a minute, just a minute. 705 00:26:41,332 --> 00:26:42,499 Who do you think you are? 706 00:26:42,499 --> 00:26:43,707 - Detective Inspector Carey. 707 00:26:43,707 --> 00:26:45,207 - What? A real detective? 708 00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,082 - L thought so, slush. 709 00:26:47,082 --> 00:26:48,374 - SIush! 710 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:49,416 - Well, what about our money? 711 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:52,582 - 'Fraid I'II have to confiscate that. 712 00:26:54,832 --> 00:26:55,666 - Hello, what's the matter? 713 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:56,499 - Get your Iorry going. 714 00:26:56,499 --> 00:26:57,332 I've gotta hop it. 715 00:26:57,332 --> 00:26:58,166 Quick. - Right. 716 00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:02,124 - Well now I'll not be able to take Miss. Brown, 717 00:27:02,124 --> 00:27:03,374 I mean Mary, out after all. 718 00:27:03,374 --> 00:27:06,124 - If l could only get me hands on him. 719 00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:11,832 Look, that's him. 720 00:27:11,832 --> 00:27:13,332 - AII right, all right, what's the idea. 721 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,166 - Come on. 722 00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:16,041 - Beg your pardon. 723 00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:16,999 - What the blazes? 724 00:27:16,999 --> 00:27:17,832 - Oi! - Oi! 725 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,499 - Bit of Iuck finding you like that. 726 00:27:32,499 --> 00:27:33,624 - Soon as you can you'd better let the boss 727 00:27:33,624 --> 00:27:34,624 know what happened. 728 00:27:34,624 --> 00:27:36,707 - [Steamroller] Any idea where he'll be tonight? 729 00:27:36,707 --> 00:27:38,457 - Yes, at the... 730 00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:41,582 Blinking draught round here, isn't there? 731 00:27:41,582 --> 00:27:42,832 - Just as I was getting a clue. 732 00:27:42,832 --> 00:27:44,041 - Clue my foot. 733 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:45,291 He's got our money, that's all I know. 734 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:48,249 The first stop I'm gonna hand him over to the police. 735 00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:50,874 - No, you can't do that, it'II spoil everything. 736 00:27:50,874 --> 00:27:51,707 We've got to track him . 737 00:27:51,707 --> 00:27:52,541 - What for? 738 00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:53,624 - Well, he'II lead us to the headpuarters 739 00:27:53,624 --> 00:27:55,291 of the gang, the slushers. 740 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:58,291 And on the way I'm gonna mark it with me detector. 741 00:27:58,291 --> 00:27:59,832 - Oh. 742 00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:02,832 (George exclaiming) 743 00:28:19,749 --> 00:28:21,041 - Half a mo, half a mo. 744 00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:22,041 - But we want to see a man about- 745 00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:22,874 - And so do a lot of others. 746 00:28:22,874 --> 00:28:24,916 You pay at the pay box. 747 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:26,124 - We'll have to wait til he comes out. 748 00:28:26,124 --> 00:28:27,666 - L say, how much you got left? 749 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,374 - Two and tuppence. 750 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,332 - That's a shilling each. 751 00:28:30,332 --> 00:28:31,166 We can just make it. 752 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:31,999 - But that only leaves me with tuppence. 753 00:28:31,999 --> 00:28:32,832 - No, listen. 754 00:28:32,832 --> 00:28:34,457 I'II stay at the exit and see that he doesn't get out. 755 00:28:34,457 --> 00:28:37,124 You go and see if you can find him in the swimming bath. 756 00:28:37,124 --> 00:28:37,957 - Me in the swimming bath? 757 00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:38,791 No- - Now don't tell me 758 00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:40,124 you can't swim? 759 00:28:40,124 --> 00:28:41,207 - Yes, no. 760 00:28:41,207 --> 00:28:44,207 (George stuttering) 761 00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:47,749 Yes, I can swim like a duck. 762 00:28:47,749 --> 00:28:49,374 - Well, what are you worrying about? 763 00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:51,832 - Bathing suits sixpence extra and l've only got tuppence. 764 00:28:51,832 --> 00:28:52,791 - Oh, never mind. 765 00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:53,874 Go and get the tickets anyway. 766 00:28:53,874 --> 00:28:55,041 Tickets. 767 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,291 Days are drawing in a bit, aren't they? 768 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:57,749 - Won't be Iong before we see Christmas now. 769 00:28:57,749 --> 00:28:59,041 - Don't forget to hang up the old stocking. 770 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,041 Got the tickets? 771 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:02,041 - Yeah, but it's a waste of two bob. 772 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:02,874 - Straight on. 773 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:03,999 - Straight through, hold that will you. 774 00:29:05,457 --> 00:29:08,082 Now Iisten, just duck inside and get changed 775 00:29:08,082 --> 00:29:09,291 while l scout round a bit. 776 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,749 - Don't be daft, I haven't got a costume. 777 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:11,749 - Costume. 778 00:29:11,749 --> 00:29:14,249 (Bill humming) 779 00:29:14,249 --> 00:29:16,416 - No, well can't you put it on? 780 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:18,582 - L don't mind but what size do you take? 781 00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:19,416 - 32. 782 00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:21,999 - 32 it is. 783 00:29:21,999 --> 00:29:22,832 40 I take. 784 00:29:22,832 --> 00:29:24,457 You go inside, it's you . 785 00:29:24,457 --> 00:29:26,666 Don't worry, you swim like a duck, don't you? 786 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,166 - Yeah, but ducks don't have costumes. 787 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,499 - That's right, you get inside. 788 00:29:29,499 --> 00:29:30,457 I'II see you later. 789 00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:35,166 (crowd shouting) 790 00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:51,457 No swimming? 791 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:52,291 - No, mate. 792 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,916 Saturday's wrestling night. 793 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:57,166 If you want a go at the Tiger he's taking on all covers. 794 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:58,249 - That's very kind of him. 795 00:29:58,249 --> 00:30:00,999 (crowd shouting) 796 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,541 - Of all the crazy halfwits, what did you want to go 797 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,291 and do a thing like that for? 798 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:11,957 They'II have him down on us like a tonne of bricks. 799 00:30:11,957 --> 00:30:13,332 - L didn't mean no harm guv'nor. 800 00:30:13,332 --> 00:30:18,332 (crowd shouting) (crowd cheering) 801 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:27,707 (crowd chanting) 802 00:30:34,957 --> 00:30:37,707 (crowd shouting) 803 00:31:01,082 --> 00:31:04,916 - There's a purse of five puid , five beautiful puid, 804 00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:08,707 for the person who stands up to the terrible Tiger 805 00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:10,166 for three minutes. 806 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:12,207 - Three beautiful minutes. 807 00:31:12,207 --> 00:31:14,957 (crowd laughing) 808 00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:24,874 - Been in? 809 00:31:24,874 --> 00:31:25,707 - Not likely? 810 00:31:25,707 --> 00:31:26,541 - Why? Too cold? 811 00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:27,374 - Too hot. 812 00:31:27,374 --> 00:31:28,624 - Too hot? Ooh, I Iike it hot. 813 00:31:33,624 --> 00:31:34,624 - Ah, ha. 814 00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:36,832 The answer to a maiden's prayer. 815 00:31:36,832 --> 00:31:39,332 Come along, sir. We need you. 816 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,166 - Me? 817 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,499 - L can see at a glance you're gonna wipe the floor 818 00:31:42,499 --> 00:31:44,499 with the poor old Tiger. 819 00:31:44,499 --> 00:31:45,457 - Me? 820 00:31:45,457 --> 00:31:46,541 - [MC] Yes, sir, you. 821 00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:51,541 (George stuttering) (crowd shouting) 822 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:57,874 Your name, sir? 823 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:58,707 (George gabbling) 824 00:31:58,707 --> 00:31:59,541 Your name, sir? 825 00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:00,374 (George continues gabbling) 826 00:32:00,374 --> 00:32:03,916 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Aberaber challenges 827 00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:07,582 the Terrible Tiger for five beautiful puid. 828 00:32:09,499 --> 00:32:14,124 - Now listen, no biting, no gouging and no hair pulling. 829 00:32:14,124 --> 00:32:15,707 - Don't tell me, tell him . 830 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:19,624 - Any oil? Any grease? 831 00:32:19,624 --> 00:32:20,707 - Look, look, look. 832 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:21,666 - Hello, what's this? 833 00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:22,999 - Oh, well I put these on because- 834 00:32:22,999 --> 00:32:24,999 - No, me? No, me no fight him. 835 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,082 No, no, no. 836 00:32:26,082 --> 00:32:27,374 No, no, no. 837 00:32:27,374 --> 00:32:29,457 - Because l didn't want to- 838 00:32:29,457 --> 00:32:30,666 (crowd laughing) 839 00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:32,707 I mean- - Look, look. 840 00:32:32,707 --> 00:32:33,957 Okay, okay. 841 00:32:33,957 --> 00:32:34,957 (Tiger growling) 842 00:32:34,957 --> 00:32:35,916 - Hey, get away. Somebody stop him. 843 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:37,332 Mother. 844 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:38,166 Hey. 845 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,541 Get away you cheeky fast cat, go away. 846 00:32:42,916 --> 00:32:44,207 - Clean fight Tiger. 847 00:32:44,207 --> 00:32:46,957 (crowd cheering) 848 00:32:53,457 --> 00:32:54,582 - [Man] How you doing Tiger? 849 00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:57,124 (crowd cheering) 850 00:32:57,124 --> 00:32:58,707 - Mother, get away. 851 00:33:00,874 --> 00:33:03,166 (crowd laughing) 852 00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:06,207 - BIimey, it's one of the geezers I worked the slush on. 853 00:33:06,207 --> 00:33:07,041 - What? 854 00:33:08,124 --> 00:33:12,166 Come on out of here, before the fight finishes. 855 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,916 (crowd shouting) 856 00:33:16,082 --> 00:33:17,999 - [George] Mother! 857 00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:20,749 (crowd shouting) 858 00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:35,582 - Stop this. 859 00:33:36,791 --> 00:33:38,166 - [Man] Wring his neck. 860 00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:40,332 - Oh I can't look, I can't Iook. 861 00:33:40,332 --> 00:33:41,166 - Mother! 862 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:46,874 (crowd shouting) 863 00:33:46,874 --> 00:33:47,832 - [Referee] Break it up. 864 00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:49,624 - [Man] We want a murder. 865 00:33:49,624 --> 00:33:52,374 (crowd laughing) 866 00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:54,499 - [Man] Go on Tiger. 867 00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:55,332 - Hey, get away. 868 00:33:55,332 --> 00:33:56,166 Get away. 869 00:33:58,707 --> 00:34:01,291 - [Man] Gouge his eyeballs. 870 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,124 - Ooh. 871 00:34:08,207 --> 00:34:09,041 - Mother! 872 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:09,874 - L'II stop the fight. 873 00:34:09,874 --> 00:34:11,249 - Like a smoke, pal? 874 00:34:19,499 --> 00:34:21,499 (crowd laughing) 875 00:34:21,499 --> 00:34:24,166 (Tiger exclaiming) 876 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:27,124 (crowd laughing) 877 00:34:27,124 --> 00:34:30,041 (Tiger exclaiming) 878 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:52,832 (George screaming) 879 00:34:55,957 --> 00:34:58,791 (Bill exclaiming) 880 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,249 - Why don't you stop? 881 00:35:04,332 --> 00:35:05,749 - Oi, my hat pin. 882 00:35:06,707 --> 00:35:09,541 (George shouting) 883 00:35:10,707 --> 00:35:12,874 (Tiger exclaiming) 884 00:35:12,874 --> 00:35:15,541 (crowd laughing) 885 00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:16,374 (Tiger exclaiming) 886 00:35:16,374 --> 00:35:19,124 (crowd laughing) 887 00:35:19,999 --> 00:35:22,832 (George shouting) 888 00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:28,874 (Tiger exclaiming) 889 00:35:28,874 --> 00:35:31,624 (crowd laughing) 890 00:35:34,457 --> 00:35:36,374 - How you doing, Tiger? 891 00:35:40,582 --> 00:35:41,416 (George exclaiming) 892 00:35:41,416 --> 00:35:44,166 (crowd laughing) 893 00:35:45,207 --> 00:35:46,791 - [Man] Give him the works. 894 00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:47,874 - Stop him. 895 00:35:47,874 --> 00:35:48,707 Get away. 896 00:35:48,707 --> 00:35:49,582 Mother! 897 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:52,582 (George exclaiming) 898 00:35:53,749 --> 00:35:56,499 (crowd shouting) 899 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,374 - Eight, nine, out. 900 00:36:11,207 --> 00:36:14,749 (crowd cheering) 901 00:36:14,749 --> 00:36:16,499 - Think of it George, you win five puid. 902 00:36:16,499 --> 00:36:17,874 That's two pounds 1 0 each. 903 00:36:17,874 --> 00:36:19,541 - Yes, but what about the slushers? 904 00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:20,416 - They've gone. 905 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:21,249 - Gone? 906 00:36:21,249 --> 00:36:22,249 - Gone. 907 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:23,082 - Do you mean to say while I've been going through 908 00:36:23,082 --> 00:36:24,207 all that you let them go? 909 00:36:24,207 --> 00:36:27,041 - Congratulations my boy, you can take on the world. 910 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:27,999 - The world? 911 00:36:27,999 --> 00:36:28,916 - The world. 912 00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:29,749 - Do you mean that? 913 00:36:29,749 --> 00:36:30,624 - Yes. 914 00:36:30,624 --> 00:36:31,582 (George growling) 915 00:36:31,582 --> 00:36:32,999 - Not me, George. 916 00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:37,166 (crowd cheering) 917 00:36:40,374 --> 00:36:43,124 (crowd laughing) 918 00:36:46,124 --> 00:36:48,041 - Oh well, see you in the (indistinct). 919 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:48,999 Mary. 920 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,416 - Yes, Mr. Brady? 921 00:36:51,582 --> 00:36:53,041 - What's been the matter with you all day? 922 00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:53,957 Something upsetting you? 923 00:36:53,957 --> 00:36:55,291 - You know pertectly well. 924 00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:56,541 - Oh, don't tell me it's still that Gullip? 925 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:58,707 - Well, I after all I do think it's a shame 926 00:36:58,707 --> 00:36:59,957 when he's just got the chance- 927 00:36:59,957 --> 00:37:01,624 - Just Iook at this. 928 00:37:01,624 --> 00:37:03,374 I cleaned up a couple of hundred on the Iast race 929 00:37:03,374 --> 00:37:04,999 at Norton and now my bank manager tells me the 930 00:37:04,999 --> 00:37:06,582 that most of it's sludge. 931 00:37:06,582 --> 00:37:07,416 - SIush, sir. 932 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,249 Slush. - Counterteit. 933 00:37:08,249 --> 00:37:09,374 - No puestion about it. 934 00:37:09,374 --> 00:37:11,832 - Me, l , Redhill of "The Sun". 935 00:37:11,832 --> 00:37:14,666 Redhill, had for a mug. 936 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:15,749 - But sir- 937 00:37:15,749 --> 00:37:17,041 - You'II run a front page. 938 00:37:17,041 --> 00:37:21,457 Lord Redhill to rid racecourses of slush racketeers. 939 00:37:21,457 --> 00:37:24,249 Offers 500 pounds for anyone giving information 940 00:37:24,249 --> 00:37:25,457 that'll Iead to the arrest of the gang. 941 00:37:25,457 --> 00:37:26,749 - [Manager] A very generous offer, sir. 942 00:37:26,749 --> 00:37:28,499 - Yeah, I'II get busy right away, sir. 943 00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:29,499 And if l may say so, I- 944 00:37:29,499 --> 00:37:30,666 - Oh yes, yes, yes. 945 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:33,082 I know what you're going to say and I admit I was wrong. 946 00:37:33,082 --> 00:37:36,874 From now on sludge, slush, is going to be the main feature 947 00:37:36,874 --> 00:37:37,707 of the paper. 948 00:37:37,707 --> 00:37:39,749 I'm going to fix this gang once and for all. 949 00:37:39,749 --> 00:37:41,707 It's a national disgrace. 950 00:37:41,707 --> 00:37:44,207 - George, Lord Redhill has offered 500 pounds 951 00:37:44,207 --> 00:37:45,666 to anybody who can find the slush gang 952 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:46,582 and bring them to justice. 953 00:37:46,582 --> 00:37:47,416 - He has? 954 00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:48,832 - Yes, and look at this. 955 00:37:48,832 --> 00:37:49,707 - Well, what about it? 956 00:37:49,707 --> 00:37:51,791 - A dud fiver that was paid out to him at the races. 957 00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,499 And look, your mark. 958 00:37:53,499 --> 00:37:54,624 - So it is. 959 00:37:54,624 --> 00:37:55,957 - But how did it get there? 960 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,541 - L know, the woman I marked. 961 00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:00,874 - That's right, Madame Berdi the opera singer. 962 00:38:00,874 --> 00:38:02,707 - What? Her in the slush racket? 963 00:38:02,707 --> 00:38:04,582 Don't make me Iaugh. 964 00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:06,416 - Come to think of it l saw her betting heavily 965 00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:07,791 with five pound notes. 966 00:38:07,791 --> 00:38:08,624 - There you are. 967 00:38:08,624 --> 00:38:10,082 I'II go and tell Mr. Brady. 968 00:38:10,082 --> 00:38:13,582 - George, and let him get the reward? 969 00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,707 Oh no you're not, you're going to have it yourself. 970 00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:16,541 - Am I? 971 00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:17,374 - Well, what am l gonna do? 972 00:38:17,374 --> 00:38:18,291 - Well first of all you've got to make sure 973 00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:20,332 that it is this Madame Berdi. 974 00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:21,166 - But how? 975 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,249 - Well, get another fingerprint and compare it with this. 976 00:38:23,249 --> 00:38:25,499 You'II have to get into her house somehow. 977 00:38:25,499 --> 00:38:26,457 - What, me? 978 00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:36,999 - Oh Vicky, this stuff you gave me is absolutely useless. 979 00:38:36,999 --> 00:38:38,416 - Well the chemist guaranteed it. 980 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,666 - But what am I to do? 981 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:40,707 All these important people coming 982 00:38:40,707 --> 00:38:42,666 and l look as if I've come out of a coal hole. 983 00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:43,499 (bell buzzing) 984 00:38:43,499 --> 00:38:44,332 What's that? 985 00:38:44,332 --> 00:38:45,166 Not one of the guests already? 986 00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:45,957 - Oh, no, no. 987 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:48,124 Probably extra waiters from the agency. 988 00:38:48,124 --> 00:38:49,416 - Oh, stop fidgeting George 989 00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:50,874 and try and look Iike a reporter. 990 00:38:50,874 --> 00:38:53,124 - Well, what are we going to interview her about? 991 00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:55,666 - Should girls wear pyjamas or old-fashioned nighties, 992 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,499 or anything? 993 00:38:56,499 --> 00:38:57,999 - Or anything? 994 00:38:57,999 --> 00:39:00,332 Oh, I couldn't ask a Iady a puestion like that. 995 00:39:01,499 --> 00:39:03,666 - Don't worry, I'II do all the talking. 996 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,832 All you have to do is to take the camera out. 997 00:39:05,832 --> 00:39:08,332 While you're posing her for a photograph get her to mark 998 00:39:08,332 --> 00:39:09,416 a piece of paper. 999 00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:10,832 - Yeah, but if the Iady won't mark the paper- 1000 00:39:10,832 --> 00:39:12,416 - Good evening. 1001 00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:14,374 - L was afraid you were going to be Iate. Follow me. 1002 00:39:14,374 --> 00:39:15,582 - Late? 1003 00:39:15,582 --> 00:39:16,457 - Get inside. 1004 00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:19,541 - Got your things in there? 1005 00:39:19,541 --> 00:39:20,457 - Yes. 1006 00:39:20,457 --> 00:39:21,874 - Well you better change in the cloakroom? 1007 00:39:21,874 --> 00:39:22,707 - Change? 1008 00:39:22,707 --> 00:39:24,541 - You don't usually wait in Iounge suits, do you? 1009 00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:25,874 - Wait, for what? 1010 00:39:27,957 --> 00:39:29,499 - Ah, George will have his little joke. 1011 00:39:29,499 --> 00:39:30,457 - Well keep it to yourselves. 1012 00:39:30,457 --> 00:39:32,791 You're hired as waiters, not entertainers. 1013 00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:33,999 What do you want? 1014 00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:34,999 - Madame's shouting for you. 1015 00:39:34,999 --> 00:39:36,749 - When you've changed, go into the kitchen. 1016 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:37,582 - Okay, miss. 1017 00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:38,707 - Eh, what's to do? 1018 00:39:38,707 --> 00:39:40,124 What's going on here? 1019 00:39:40,124 --> 00:39:42,457 - Don't you see, she thinks were a couple of hired waiters. 1020 00:39:42,457 --> 00:39:43,457 Let her think. 1021 00:39:43,457 --> 00:39:45,499 All the easier to get the mark. 1022 00:39:45,499 --> 00:39:47,499 - We're gonna get a thick ear if we're not careful. 1023 00:39:47,499 --> 00:39:49,166 We can't wait, we'II have to have black suits 1024 00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,332 and l want a dickie. 1025 00:39:50,332 --> 00:39:52,332 - Yes, don't worry. 1026 00:39:52,332 --> 00:39:53,166 - Hey, what are you gonna do? 1027 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:55,999 - Leave it to me, l'm gonna see the hall porter. 1028 00:39:55,999 --> 00:39:57,874 - Hey, Iook, the waiters. 1029 00:39:57,874 --> 00:39:59,749 - Hey, puick, in the kitchen, keep 'em busy. 1030 00:39:59,749 --> 00:40:00,582 - What, me? 1031 00:40:00,582 --> 00:40:02,541 - Take their photos, anything you Iike only give me time 1032 00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:03,541 to deal with the waiters. 1033 00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:04,374 - Well, what are you gonna do? 1034 00:40:04,374 --> 00:40:06,499 - Don't worry, get inside. 1035 00:40:13,207 --> 00:40:14,874 - Turned out nice again, hasn't it? 1036 00:40:14,874 --> 00:40:15,749 - Has it? 1037 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:17,416 - You ought to be changing. 1038 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,332 - Yes, I know, but you see my pal he's a bit shy 1039 00:40:20,332 --> 00:40:21,999 and he doesn't Iike anybody watching 1040 00:40:21,999 --> 00:40:23,791 while he's changing you see. 1041 00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:24,999 - What are you gonna do then? Dress here? 1042 00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:26,582 - Yes. No, no. 1043 00:40:26,582 --> 00:40:29,207 No, I thought, you see, while I was here 1044 00:40:29,207 --> 00:40:31,249 I could take your photograph. 1045 00:40:31,249 --> 00:40:35,041 - Oh, Iook, what a funny thing for a waiter to carry around. 1046 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,416 - Yes, well you see the places I work, 1047 00:40:37,416 --> 00:40:39,082 I mean, nightclubs and- 1048 00:40:39,082 --> 00:40:39,957 - Night clubs? 1049 00:40:39,957 --> 00:40:41,582 Do you know the underworld? 1050 00:40:41,582 --> 00:40:43,249 - Well no, I've never met her. 1051 00:40:43,249 --> 00:40:44,624 Oh, underworld? 1052 00:40:44,624 --> 00:40:46,999 Oh, yes, I can show you . 1053 00:40:49,457 --> 00:40:50,791 ♪ Up the West End ♪ 1054 00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:51,832 ♪ That's the best end ♪ 1055 00:40:51,832 --> 00:40:54,332 ♪ Where the night clubs thrive ♪ 1056 00:40:54,332 --> 00:40:56,249 ♪ Down into a dive ♪ 1057 00:40:56,249 --> 00:40:58,957 ♪ You go ♪ 1058 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,374 ♪ Now there's a jazz pueen ♪ 1059 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:01,499 ♪ She's a has been ♪ 1060 00:41:01,499 --> 00:41:03,999 ♪ Has been lord knows what ♪ 1061 00:41:03,999 --> 00:41:05,832 ♪ Every night she's there ♪ 1062 00:41:05,832 --> 00:41:08,624 ♪ On show ♪ 1063 00:41:08,624 --> 00:41:13,457 ♪ She dances underneath a magic spell ♪ 1064 00:41:13,457 --> 00:41:14,707 ♪ She's full of charm ♪ 1065 00:41:14,707 --> 00:41:18,374 ♪ And beer and stout as well ♪ 1066 00:41:18,374 --> 00:41:21,041 ♪ She's 66 but she looks 1 6 ♪ 1067 00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:23,291 ♪ Her friends don't know her now her face is clean ♪ 1068 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:28,291 ♪ That's Fanlight Fanny, the frowsy night club pueen ♪ 1069 00:41:28,582 --> 00:41:30,791 ♪ See her glide around the floor ♪ 1070 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:33,249 ♪ Then glide around into the pub next door ♪ 1071 00:41:33,249 --> 00:41:38,124 ♪ That's Fanlight Fanny, the frowsy night club pueen ♪ 1072 00:41:38,124 --> 00:41:39,582 ♪ She Iooks well in the lime ♪ 1073 00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:40,832 ♪ A pueen all the time ♪ 1074 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:43,374 ♪ You get your money's worth ♪ 1075 00:41:43,374 --> 00:41:48,207 ♪ By day you'd say it's her second time on earth ♪ 1076 00:41:48,207 --> 00:41:50,624 ♪ Every morn at the break of day ♪ 1077 00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:53,082 ♪ They call for the empties and they cart away ♪ 1078 00:41:53,082 --> 00:41:57,999 ♪ Fanlight Fanny the frowsy night club pueen ♪ 1079 00:41:57,999 --> 00:41:59,207 ♪ By ted she's followed ♪ 1080 00:41:59,207 --> 00:42:00,624 ♪ And when she's collared ♪ 1081 00:42:00,624 --> 00:42:03,166 ♪ The judge she always cheeks ♪ 1082 00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:04,957 ♪ Twice a month, two weeks ♪ 1083 00:42:04,957 --> 00:42:08,166 ♪ She'll do ♪ 1084 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,291 ♪ She's often boasted ♪ 1085 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:10,666 ♪ She's been toasted ♪ 1086 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:13,041 ♪ Toasted by her friends ♪ 1087 00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:17,749 ♪ She ought to be cremated too ♪ 1088 00:42:17,749 --> 00:42:22,624 ♪ You can't tell if she's brunette or a blonde ♪ 1089 00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:27,624 ♪ She's Iike something you'd drag out of a pond ♪ 1090 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:30,249 ♪ Now she's a peach but understand ♪ 1091 00:42:30,249 --> 00:42:32,624 ♪ She's called a peach because she's always canned ♪ 1092 00:42:32,624 --> 00:42:37,624 ♪ That's Fanlight Fanny the frowsy night club pueen ♪ 1093 00:42:37,874 --> 00:42:40,249 ♪ When she's dressed she's Iike Mae West ♪ 1094 00:42:40,249 --> 00:42:42,624 ♪ She wears two saucepan lids upon her chest ♪ 1095 00:42:42,624 --> 00:42:47,541 ♪ That's Fanlight Fanny the frowsy night club pueen ♪ 1096 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:48,999 ♪ She Iooks well in the lime ♪ 1097 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,291 ♪ A pueen all the time ♪ 1098 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:52,791 ♪ You get your money's worth ♪ 1099 00:42:52,791 --> 00:42:57,707 ♪ By day you'd say it's her second time on earth ♪ 1100 00:42:57,707 --> 00:43:00,041 ♪ She waltzes in the West End shops ♪ 1101 00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:02,499 ♪ Then she waltzes out in between two cops ♪ 1102 00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:06,582 ♪ That's Fanlight Fanny the frowsy night club pueen ♪ 1103 00:43:06,582 --> 00:43:09,166 (upbeat music) 1104 00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:45,332 Hey! 1105 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,791 - Sorry to break up the party Iadies 1106 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,957 but my friend's got to come and change. 1107 00:43:49,957 --> 00:43:50,791 Out. 1108 00:43:53,124 --> 00:43:56,082 - Oh, I think he's beautiful. 1109 00:43:56,082 --> 00:43:58,374 - Yes? Oh, get on with your work. 1110 00:43:58,374 --> 00:43:59,249 - There you are. 1111 00:44:00,749 --> 00:44:01,582 - Well what's these? 1112 00:44:01,582 --> 00:44:02,499 - Your clothes. 1113 00:44:02,499 --> 00:44:03,541 - Well, what's happened to the waiters? 1114 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:05,291 - Oh, they're hanging around. 1115 00:44:06,749 --> 00:44:10,041 - Ooh, murder. 1116 00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:11,916 - Oh, just a couple of taps on the bean. 1117 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:12,749 They'II be all right. 1118 00:44:12,749 --> 00:44:13,582 - No, come on. 1119 00:44:13,582 --> 00:44:14,499 - Shh. Coming. 1120 00:44:14,499 --> 00:44:16,207 Get changed quickly. Ouickly. 1121 00:44:19,707 --> 00:44:20,624 He won't be a moment. 1122 00:44:20,624 --> 00:44:21,499 - Well, tell him to hurry. 1123 00:44:21,499 --> 00:44:22,874 Madame will be down at any moment 1124 00:44:22,874 --> 00:44:24,207 and her nerves are very much on edge. 1125 00:44:24,207 --> 00:44:25,374 - Oh, something upset her? 1126 00:44:25,374 --> 00:44:28,582 - A tiresome stain on her finger that nothing'II get off. 1127 00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:30,832 - You may tell Madame she need have no further worry. 1128 00:44:30,832 --> 00:44:31,666 - Why? 1129 00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:34,082 - My friend in there is a brilliant pharma, 1130 00:44:34,082 --> 00:44:36,291 pharma, pharmacutelist. 1131 00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,207 - A what? 1132 00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:39,332 - [Bill] Removing stains is his specialty. 1133 00:44:39,332 --> 00:44:41,249 - [Housekeeper] Oh, I'll tell Madame at once. 1134 00:44:41,249 --> 00:44:42,166 - [Bill] Splendid. 1135 00:44:43,957 --> 00:44:44,791 - L won't do it. 1136 00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:46,999 - What? And throw 500 puid down the drain? 1137 00:44:46,999 --> 00:44:48,207 - But what am I going to say to her? 1138 00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,249 - Get her to mark a piece of paper. 1139 00:44:50,249 --> 00:44:51,332 - Yeah, but how? 1140 00:44:51,332 --> 00:44:54,207 - Tell her it's a test, to see what sort of a stain it is. 1141 00:44:54,207 --> 00:44:55,707 When you've got that, remove the stain. 1142 00:44:55,707 --> 00:44:56,832 It's too easy. 1143 00:44:56,832 --> 00:44:57,832 - Well, why don't you do it? 1144 00:44:57,832 --> 00:44:58,666 (door knocking) 1145 00:44:58,666 --> 00:44:59,707 - [Housekeeper] Madame will see him at once. 1146 00:44:59,707 --> 00:45:00,832 (George stuttering) 1147 00:45:00,832 --> 00:45:01,666 - Here, take your bottle. 1148 00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:02,499 - Yeah, but- 1149 00:45:02,499 --> 00:45:04,457 - l'II put your clothes in here, Ieave it in the halI 1150 00:45:04,457 --> 00:45:05,624 in case we have to make a puick getaway. 1151 00:45:05,624 --> 00:45:06,957 - Yeah. Ooh. 1152 00:45:08,957 --> 00:45:09,791 - This way. 1153 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:10,874 Are those all the implements you carry? 1154 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:13,374 - Well, you see, this is a secret process of my own. 1155 00:45:13,374 --> 00:45:14,999 - Oh. 1156 00:45:14,999 --> 00:45:16,624 Madame will be here in a minute. 1157 00:45:22,332 --> 00:45:25,416 (Madame harmonising) 1158 00:45:33,457 --> 00:45:36,457 (George exclaiming) 1159 00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:39,416 - Was that you at my bathroom door? 1160 00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,416 - Well, I beg your pardon, but I thought somebody 1161 00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:42,291 was doing you in. 1162 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:43,124 - Do me in? 1163 00:45:43,124 --> 00:45:43,957 - Yes. 1164 00:45:44,874 --> 00:45:46,207 - That was Wagner. 1165 00:45:46,207 --> 00:45:48,416 - Well, d'you think he'll mind me being in here? 1166 00:45:48,416 --> 00:45:49,249 - No, no, no, no. 1167 00:45:49,249 --> 00:45:50,832 Wagner, opera. 1168 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,624 - Oh, well, that's different, isn't it? 1169 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,582 - So you are the expert, yes? 1170 00:45:54,582 --> 00:45:56,041 - Yes, I'm the expert. 1171 00:45:56,041 --> 00:45:57,416 - Well then, come along, come along, come along. 1172 00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:59,499 What are you waiting for? 1173 00:46:01,624 --> 00:46:02,457 Well, what's the matter? 1174 00:46:02,457 --> 00:46:03,749 - You'II catch your death of cold. 1175 00:46:03,749 --> 00:46:05,041 - Oh, don't be so silly. 1176 00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:07,249 - Sit down. Hurry up. 1177 00:46:07,249 --> 00:46:09,499 - Well, now first of all I must ask you 1178 00:46:09,499 --> 00:46:10,832 to make an impression. 1179 00:46:10,832 --> 00:46:11,666 - What? 1180 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:14,457 Me, Madame Berdi, to make an impression on you? 1181 00:46:14,457 --> 00:46:16,249 - No, no, no. On the piece of paper. 1182 00:46:16,249 --> 00:46:18,874 See, I'II show you, with your thumb. 1183 00:46:18,874 --> 00:46:19,832 - Oh, I see. 1184 00:46:19,832 --> 00:46:21,332 For one moment I thought you. 1185 00:46:22,291 --> 00:46:23,416 - Ooh, couldn't be better. 1186 00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:24,666 - What? 1187 00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:26,499 - L mean, I've got the stuff to take it off with. 1188 00:46:26,499 --> 00:46:28,541 - Well, stop wasting time with that piece of paper, 1189 00:46:28,541 --> 00:46:29,916 take the mark off my thumb. 1190 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:34,541 I suppose that Iipuid is something very special. 1191 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:36,249 - Oh yes, it's my own private invention. 1192 00:46:36,249 --> 00:46:38,707 - Naturally. Look, it's coming off. 1193 00:46:38,707 --> 00:46:41,249 - Course, if you know how to do it it doesn't take Iong. 1194 00:46:41,249 --> 00:46:43,041 - It's gone. 1195 00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:45,166 Oh, thank you so much. 1196 00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:46,666 Thank you, thank you. 1197 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,707 Yes? - Oh boy. 1198 00:46:48,707 --> 00:46:50,916 - Oh, is that you darling? 1199 00:46:50,916 --> 00:46:54,374 No, don't be so silly of course I'II be there. 1200 00:46:55,707 --> 00:46:59,541 11 .30, Maxim's. Good bye darling. 1201 00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:06,957 - Oh, no, you mustn't do that. 1202 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:09,041 - How dare you? 1203 00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:09,874 - Well I- 1204 00:47:09,874 --> 00:47:11,082 - So you are what they call a peeping Thomas, yes? 1205 00:47:11,082 --> 00:47:12,041 - No, it's that paper. 1206 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:13,124 - Will you please get out of here, l'm in a hurry. 1207 00:47:13,124 --> 00:47:13,957 - L want, I want- 1208 00:47:13,957 --> 00:47:14,791 - Get out. 1209 00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:17,582 - But you don't understand- 1210 00:47:17,582 --> 00:47:19,082 - [Berdi] Get out. 1211 00:47:21,332 --> 00:47:23,666 (upbeat music) 1212 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,499 - By gum, it's a long way down this Iift. 1213 00:47:25,499 --> 00:47:26,332 - There we are. 1214 00:47:32,207 --> 00:47:33,499 Can you manage? 1215 00:47:33,499 --> 00:47:34,832 - L hope so. 1216 00:47:34,832 --> 00:47:36,249 - Mind, it's hot. 1217 00:47:36,249 --> 00:47:37,457 - You're telling me. 1218 00:47:38,624 --> 00:47:39,457 Excuse me. 1219 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,124 Gangway. Gangway. 1220 00:47:41,124 --> 00:47:41,957 Excuse me. 1221 00:47:44,624 --> 00:47:45,457 - Clumsy idiot. 1222 00:47:45,457 --> 00:47:46,291 - Well, it was burning me fingers. 1223 00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:48,999 - L thought you removed stains, not made them. 1224 00:47:48,999 --> 00:47:51,374 Go and hand round those drinks. 1225 00:47:51,374 --> 00:47:52,541 - Ah, that's better. 1226 00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:54,291 - L'm glad of that, sir. 1227 00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:55,124 - Where's my handkerchief? 1228 00:47:55,124 --> 00:47:56,957 - If your overcoat probably. 1229 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:57,791 - Through there, sir. 1230 00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:58,707 Straight through. 1231 00:47:58,707 --> 00:47:59,541 - Thank you. - Well, did you get it? 1232 00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:00,791 - Well, no. You see it was Iike this. 1233 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,957 I was just going to and- 1234 00:48:01,957 --> 00:48:03,832 - Why aren't you handing round those drinks? 1235 00:48:03,832 --> 00:48:05,791 - Come along, do hurry. 1236 00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:06,749 You're frightfully slow. 1237 00:48:06,749 --> 00:48:09,624 - L'II tell you Iater. 1238 00:48:09,624 --> 00:48:10,541 Drink, Mrs? 1239 00:48:12,582 --> 00:48:13,416 - Divine. 1240 00:48:18,082 --> 00:48:19,166 - Drink, Mrs? 1241 00:48:21,541 --> 00:48:22,374 - Divine. 1242 00:48:29,249 --> 00:48:30,082 - Cocktail? 1243 00:48:30,082 --> 00:48:32,374 - Well, just one perhaps. 1244 00:48:32,374 --> 00:48:33,916 Strictly against doctor's orders. 1245 00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:34,999 - Indigestion, sir? 1246 00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:36,874 - Hallucinations. 1247 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:39,624 - Divine. 1248 00:48:44,749 --> 00:48:45,582 Oh! 1249 00:48:49,624 --> 00:48:51,332 - [Woman] This should be an interesting party, 1250 00:48:51,332 --> 00:48:52,249 don't you think? 1251 00:48:52,249 --> 00:48:53,207 - Should be, dear lady? 1252 00:48:53,207 --> 00:48:54,707 - Well, isn't it rather unkind 1253 00:48:54,707 --> 00:48:56,457 of Madame Berdi to be so late? 1254 00:48:57,624 --> 00:49:00,332 - Well these prima donnas do get detained. 1255 00:49:00,332 --> 00:49:01,582 - Ah, my dear professor. 1256 00:49:01,582 --> 00:49:03,082 How nice to see you again. 1257 00:49:03,082 --> 00:49:04,582 - Well I don't get very far from my work 1258 00:49:04,582 --> 00:49:06,416 these days, you know. 1259 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:08,541 - Oh, dear Lady Vanson, how nice to see you. 1260 00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:10,666 How are you? And how is your husband? 1261 00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:12,916 I saw someone the other day who knew him so well. 1262 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,041 Oh dear Mrs- 1263 00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:16,791 (fabric ripping) 1264 00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:21,707 - Ooh. 1265 00:49:21,707 --> 00:49:24,291 - Oh Mrs. Mason, I thought I should see you here. 1266 00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:27,541 I know how devoted you are to the Arts. 1267 00:49:31,499 --> 00:49:32,999 - Why aren't you serving those drinks? 1268 00:49:32,999 --> 00:49:34,874 (George stuttering) 1269 00:49:34,874 --> 00:49:37,957 - That's enough out of you. Get busy. 1270 00:49:46,124 --> 00:49:48,499 - Good evening everybody. 1271 00:49:48,499 --> 00:49:50,832 How can you ever forgive me for being so Iate? 1272 00:49:50,832 --> 00:49:52,582 How are you madame? How are you? 1273 00:49:52,582 --> 00:49:53,416 How nice of you- 1274 00:49:53,416 --> 00:49:54,249 - Ah, Madame Berdi. 1275 00:49:54,249 --> 00:49:56,291 - Ah, Sir William. 1276 00:49:56,291 --> 00:49:57,249 - Well, did you get the mark? 1277 00:49:57,249 --> 00:49:58,416 - Yes, I got it on a piece of paper. 1278 00:49:58,416 --> 00:49:59,957 - Then what are we waiting here for? 1279 00:49:59,957 --> 00:50:02,541 - But she put the piece of paper in the top of her stocking. 1280 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:03,374 - What? 1281 00:50:03,374 --> 00:50:04,207 - Yes. 1282 00:50:04,207 --> 00:50:05,041 - We'll have to get another. 1283 00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:07,249 - Well we can't, l've taken the stain off her thumb. 1284 00:50:07,249 --> 00:50:08,082 - You would. 1285 00:50:08,082 --> 00:50:09,541 - L did . 1286 00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:10,541 - You idling again? 1287 00:50:11,832 --> 00:50:12,916 Take this fruit round. 1288 00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:14,082 (George stuttering) 1289 00:50:14,082 --> 00:50:14,916 Go on. 1290 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,582 - As I was saying to the French ambassador 1291 00:50:21,582 --> 00:50:23,874 only this afternoon, you can say what you like 1292 00:50:23,874 --> 00:50:26,291 about these other prima donnas but there are none 1293 00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:28,041 who can compare with Madame Berdi. 1294 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:29,291 - How sweet of you. 1295 00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:30,374 - Fruit, Mrs? 1296 00:50:31,374 --> 00:50:32,207 (Madame Berdi gasping) 1297 00:50:32,207 --> 00:50:33,082 You daft thing, Iook what you've done. 1298 00:50:33,082 --> 00:50:35,082 - My apologies Madame. 1299 00:50:35,082 --> 00:50:35,916 - To your very good health. 1300 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:38,457 - Get under the table and get that paper. 1301 00:50:38,457 --> 00:50:39,832 - Oh, I couldn't do that. 1302 00:50:39,832 --> 00:50:42,707 - It's your own fault for not getting it the first time. 1303 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:43,541 Get under. 1304 00:50:44,749 --> 00:50:48,749 - Yes, indeed, some of the others may have beautiful voices 1305 00:50:48,749 --> 00:50:51,249 but none can come within a mile of you, my dear. 1306 00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:52,957 - You flatter me, Sir William. 1307 00:50:52,957 --> 00:50:53,791 - Not at all. 1308 00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:55,791 When it comes to feeling there's something about 1309 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:59,249 your lower register, I don't know what it is, 1310 00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:03,041 I can't even describe it, but it seems to raise one 1311 00:51:03,041 --> 00:51:05,249 to a higher, a more spiritual plane. 1312 00:51:06,124 --> 00:51:07,749 - Sir William, you are drunk. 1313 00:51:07,749 --> 00:51:09,332 - L beg your pardon? 1314 00:51:09,332 --> 00:51:12,707 - Might I possibly have a word with you in private? 1315 00:51:12,707 --> 00:51:13,791 (George exclaiming) 1316 00:51:13,791 --> 00:51:15,207 - Certainly, Professor. 1317 00:51:15,207 --> 00:51:16,832 - But what have l done? 1318 00:51:16,832 --> 00:51:19,416 - You know pertectly well. 1319 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:22,999 - Sir William, how nice to see you again. 1320 00:51:22,999 --> 00:51:26,791 Do you know I saw a great friend of yours the other day 1321 00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:29,416 who was with you through all the horrors 1322 00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:30,874 of the Russian Revolution. 1323 00:51:35,457 --> 00:51:37,249 - L can hardly describe the horrors 1324 00:51:37,249 --> 00:51:38,582 of the that winter of 1 01 6. 1325 00:51:39,999 --> 00:51:42,249 As I lay there in my prison cell l could hear 1326 00:51:42,249 --> 00:51:44,041 the firing spuad at work. 1327 00:51:45,124 --> 00:51:46,291 (foot banging) 1328 00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:47,207 - Hey, what's to do? 1329 00:51:47,207 --> 00:51:48,082 - Wrong table you fool. 1330 00:51:48,082 --> 00:51:49,832 She's moved over there. 1331 00:51:49,832 --> 00:51:50,666 (George stuttering) 1332 00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:52,207 Go on, it's worth 500 puid. 1333 00:52:01,999 --> 00:52:03,749 - You daft thing. 1334 00:52:03,749 --> 00:52:04,666 - And I can assure you 1335 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:07,124 that there is no more deserving charity. 1336 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,999 (door buzzing) 1337 00:52:09,999 --> 00:52:11,166 - Good evening, Sir. 1338 00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:12,457 - Good evening. 1339 00:52:12,457 --> 00:52:14,916 Haven't I seen your face before somewhere? 1340 00:52:14,916 --> 00:52:18,249 - Well, sir, I have a twin brother, sir. 1341 00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:23,749 I'II put your hat and things in the cloakroom, my lord. 1342 00:52:25,124 --> 00:52:26,416 - How dare you. 1343 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:27,874 - L beg your pardon. 1344 00:52:27,874 --> 00:52:30,166 - Once again I am insulted. 1345 00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:33,541 - Oh my dear Madame Berdi, I'm so sorry to be Iate. 1346 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,291 I hope l'm not butting in? 1347 00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:36,874 - By no means. Not at all. 1348 00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:39,249 - [Redhill] May I join you? 1349 00:52:39,249 --> 00:52:40,124 - [Berdi] Please do, Lord Redhill. 1350 00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:41,541 I should be delighted. 1351 00:52:41,541 --> 00:52:42,749 - Would you care for some soup, my lord? 1352 00:52:42,749 --> 00:52:43,582 - Soup? 1353 00:52:43,582 --> 00:52:44,416 Thank you, yes, that would be very nice. 1354 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:45,791 - L hope you're a more agreeable companion 1355 00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:47,291 than the average Englishman. 1356 00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,624 - Don't worry my dear, l've spent most 1357 00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:49,999 of my Iife on the continent. 1358 00:52:51,374 --> 00:52:52,582 - What's the matter? 1359 00:52:52,582 --> 00:52:55,582 - Nothing, Madame. Nothing. 1360 00:52:55,582 --> 00:52:56,791 - [Berdi] I hope you will enjoy this soup, 1361 00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,582 I have ordered it specially for you . 1362 00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:02,541 - May l talk to you very confidentially? 1363 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:08,707 A dear woman, my wife, but she doesn't understand me at all. 1364 00:53:11,249 --> 00:53:15,249 It's very Ionely when one's not understood. 1365 00:53:15,249 --> 00:53:17,082 That's why it's such a pleasure to meet 1366 00:53:17,082 --> 00:53:19,207 a broadminded person Iike yourself. 1367 00:53:25,791 --> 00:53:26,791 Well I never. 1368 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:29,124 - L suppose that is what you call the freedom of the press. 1369 00:53:29,124 --> 00:53:31,374 - L have never been so insulted in my life. 1370 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,166 I shall leave this house at once. 1371 00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:34,999 Oh, my. 1372 00:53:40,082 --> 00:53:41,041 - L've got it. 1373 00:53:41,041 --> 00:53:41,874 I've got it. Look. 1374 00:53:41,874 --> 00:53:42,916 - [Man] Help. Murder. 1375 00:53:42,916 --> 00:53:43,749 - The waiters. 1376 00:53:43,749 --> 00:53:44,582 - Ooh. 1377 00:53:44,582 --> 00:53:45,791 - Ouick, follow me down the fire escape. 1378 00:53:47,749 --> 00:53:49,666 (crowd shouting) 1379 00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:52,624 - Where's that Gullip? I'll show him. 1380 00:53:52,624 --> 00:53:53,957 (George exclaiming) 1381 00:53:53,957 --> 00:53:54,791 - [Man] I'll show him. 1382 00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:57,791 (George exclaiming) 1383 00:54:00,249 --> 00:54:01,457 - l know he's in here somewhere. 1384 00:54:01,457 --> 00:54:02,291 I'II have him . 1385 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:05,666 (crowd all shouting over each other) 1386 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:07,999 - He must be here somewhere. 1387 00:54:11,124 --> 00:54:13,874 (man exclaiming) 1388 00:54:19,707 --> 00:54:20,707 (George exclaiming) 1389 00:54:20,707 --> 00:54:21,541 - Gallop! 1390 00:54:21,541 --> 00:54:23,041 - No, Gullip, sir. 1391 00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:25,332 - Stop him, stop him. Stop him. 1392 00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:29,249 (woman screaming) 1393 00:54:29,249 --> 00:54:30,166 There he goes. 1394 00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:32,499 - Get him. - Ooh, mother! 1395 00:54:32,499 --> 00:54:36,582 (crowd speaking over each other) 1396 00:54:41,374 --> 00:54:43,624 (George exclaiming) 1397 00:54:43,624 --> 00:54:46,291 (woman gasping) 1398 00:54:54,707 --> 00:54:56,874 - Ha ha, never touched me! 1399 00:55:02,249 --> 00:55:03,249 May we come in? 1400 00:55:03,249 --> 00:55:04,082 - Well, hello. 1401 00:55:04,999 --> 00:55:06,874 What on earth are you in those clothes for? 1402 00:55:06,874 --> 00:55:08,207 - Oh, just one of our disguises. 1403 00:55:08,207 --> 00:55:09,541 - Yes, but they're all messed up. 1404 00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:10,874 - Well, we've had a bit of a dust up with the gang 1405 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:12,374 but they couldn't stop us from getting what we went for. 1406 00:55:12,374 --> 00:55:14,749 - You've got it? Well done. 1407 00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:15,582 Are they the same? 1408 00:55:15,582 --> 00:55:16,416 - Of course they're the same. 1409 00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:18,749 - Well, let's have a look in the magnifying glass. 1410 00:55:20,582 --> 00:55:22,291 - Oh look, they're both exactly... 1411 00:55:23,541 --> 00:55:24,541 Different. 1412 00:55:24,541 --> 00:55:25,499 - But they can't be. 1413 00:55:25,499 --> 00:55:27,416 - Do you mean to say after I've risked my neck- 1414 00:55:27,416 --> 00:55:29,207 - Oh, now, now Bill. 1415 00:55:29,207 --> 00:55:30,041 - L've got it. 1416 00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:31,999 It must've been that fellow I marked by mistake. 1417 00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:32,874 - That's right. 1418 00:55:32,874 --> 00:55:33,957 What was his name? 1419 00:55:33,957 --> 00:55:35,291 - Oh, Major... 1420 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:36,749 - Oh George, you must remember. 1421 00:55:36,749 --> 00:55:39,207 It must be him , it can't be anybody else. 1422 00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:40,541 - It started with F. 1423 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:41,541 - F? - Phillips. 1424 00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:43,707 No, no. Something to do with fruit. 1425 00:55:43,707 --> 00:55:44,541 - Raspberry? 1426 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,624 - No, that's a noise. 1427 00:55:46,624 --> 00:55:47,624 - Hops? 1428 00:55:47,624 --> 00:55:48,999 - Hopkins. Major Hopkins. - Hopkins. 1429 00:55:48,999 --> 00:55:49,832 - Good old Bill. 1430 00:55:49,832 --> 00:55:51,666 - Well, I mean to say after all what's your head for? 1431 00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:52,707 - To put your hat on. 1432 00:55:52,707 --> 00:55:53,541 Ha ha, chuckle, chuckle. 1433 00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:54,374 - Here we are. Here we are. 1434 00:55:54,374 --> 00:55:57,166 Major Hopkins, 1 ? Candlemas Mansions... 1435 00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:00,541 - l've never known such a day. 1436 00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:03,249 What with telephone calls and tradesmen, 1437 00:56:03,249 --> 00:56:04,957 and now, on top of it all, this error 1438 00:56:04,957 --> 00:56:06,416 of eightpence in the accounts. 1439 00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:08,249 - Well, my dear, eightpence isn't going to break us. 1440 00:56:08,249 --> 00:56:10,707 - It's the principle of the thing. 1441 00:56:10,707 --> 00:56:13,041 I simply shan't rest til I find it. 1442 00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:14,666 - You'II find it in the morning. 1443 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:16,791 - Eightpence. Such an odd amount. 1444 00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:18,207 - Now, you get along to bed . 1445 00:56:19,707 --> 00:56:21,166 - L believe it was... 1446 00:56:21,166 --> 00:56:23,416 No. No, l paid that. 1447 00:56:27,249 --> 00:56:30,166 (doorbell ringing) 1448 00:56:33,832 --> 00:56:35,124 - Well, what do you want? 1449 00:56:35,124 --> 00:56:36,124 - Good evening, sir. 1450 00:56:36,124 --> 00:56:38,207 - It's turned out nice again, hasn't it? 1451 00:56:38,207 --> 00:56:39,874 - We represent the "Daily Sun". 1452 00:56:39,874 --> 00:56:41,166 - Oh? 1453 00:56:41,166 --> 00:56:42,707 - We're running a new column, 1454 00:56:42,707 --> 00:56:44,916 "Candid Opinions from the fireside" and we thought- 1455 00:56:44,916 --> 00:56:46,624 - Well, you can think again. 1456 00:56:49,249 --> 00:56:50,207 - That's torn it. 1457 00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,041 - Did you see it? 1458 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:51,874 - What? 1459 00:56:51,874 --> 00:56:52,707 - Piles of notes on his desk? 1460 00:56:52,707 --> 00:56:53,541 - SIush? 1461 00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:54,666 - Yes. Let me get up here, puick. 1462 00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:56,916 - Steady. Steady. 1463 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:00,332 - SIush. 1464 00:57:00,332 --> 00:57:01,166 Slush. Slush. 1465 00:57:05,082 --> 00:57:06,541 He's putting it away in his safe. 1466 00:57:06,541 --> 00:57:07,791 - Probably going to bed. 1467 00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:09,124 - You daft thing. 1468 00:57:09,124 --> 00:57:09,999 - George. - What? 1469 00:57:09,999 --> 00:57:12,124 - Somehow or other we've got to get those notes 1470 00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:15,499 out of the safe and take them to Police Headpuarters. 1471 00:57:15,499 --> 00:57:18,874 (phone ringing) 1472 00:57:18,874 --> 00:57:19,832 - Yes, who is it? 1473 00:57:19,832 --> 00:57:21,249 - Inspector Carey here sir. 1474 00:57:21,249 --> 00:57:22,249 Have you had time to examine 1475 00:57:22,249 --> 00:57:23,999 that bundle of slush I sent round? 1476 00:57:23,999 --> 00:57:25,666 - Yes, hardly a flaw in it. 1477 00:57:25,666 --> 00:57:27,582 The more expert they get the more difficult 1478 00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:29,624 they're going to be to track down. 1479 00:57:29,624 --> 00:57:31,249 I can't help that. 1480 00:57:31,249 --> 00:57:32,916 As I've told you before l will not 1481 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:35,249 have my police organisation Iaughed at. 1482 00:57:35,249 --> 00:57:37,499 Somehow or other you've got to get results. 1483 00:57:43,207 --> 00:57:44,291 - But supposing he wakes up- 1484 00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:45,416 - Stop arguing George. 1485 00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,332 Here have I practically got you the reward 1486 00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:48,249 and all you can do is to argue. 1487 00:57:48,249 --> 00:57:49,291 - Yeah, well why can't you do it? 1488 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:50,332 - What's the matter with you? 1489 00:57:50,332 --> 00:57:51,332 You told me yourself he's left the window open. 1490 00:57:51,332 --> 00:57:52,582 - L know I did but I was- 1491 00:57:52,582 --> 00:57:54,707 - Well, all you've got to do is go along the fire escape. 1492 00:57:54,707 --> 00:57:56,332 - Fire escape? I can't do that. 1493 00:57:56,332 --> 00:57:57,874 - In through the window and open the door for me. 1494 00:57:57,874 --> 00:57:58,707 - Yes, I know, but- 1495 00:57:58,707 --> 00:58:01,082 - While I do the difficult task of getting the tools 1496 00:58:01,082 --> 00:58:01,916 to open the safe. 1497 00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:03,291 - But I can't stand heights. 1498 00:58:03,291 --> 00:58:04,124 - Get out. 1499 00:58:04,124 --> 00:58:05,207 - And Bill. No, but. 1500 00:58:05,207 --> 00:58:07,082 No, no, you. 1501 00:58:07,082 --> 00:58:08,041 Bill. 1502 00:58:08,041 --> 00:58:08,874 (car horn honking) 1503 00:58:08,874 --> 00:58:09,957 Bill. 1504 00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:14,957 (car horn honking) (George exclaiming) 1505 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:16,624 Bill! 1506 00:58:44,416 --> 00:58:46,499 (George exclaiming) 1507 00:58:46,499 --> 00:58:51,499 (metal clanging) (Bill exclaiming) 1508 00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:02,624 - [Agnes] AIfred! AIfred! 1509 00:59:13,582 --> 00:59:14,416 - Oh! 1510 00:59:17,874 --> 00:59:20,541 (Bill groaning) 1511 00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:41,457 Oh! 1512 00:59:41,457 --> 00:59:43,916 Oh! Somebody save me, I'm slipping. 1513 00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:45,124 Somebody stop me. 1514 00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:47,041 - My dear Agnes, do stop worrying 1515 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,999 about that wretched eightpence. 1516 00:59:48,999 --> 00:59:50,707 - It's the principle of the thing. 1517 01:00:03,707 --> 01:00:04,791 - Good night, my dear. 1518 01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:09,499 (AIfred humming) 1519 01:00:09,499 --> 01:00:14,416 - Ooh! 1520 01:00:14,416 --> 01:00:17,166 (AIfred humming) 1521 01:00:37,874 --> 01:00:38,791 - Everything all right? 1522 01:00:38,791 --> 01:00:39,624 - Yes. 1523 01:00:39,624 --> 01:00:40,624 - We'll have to hurry up. 1524 01:00:40,624 --> 01:00:41,749 I only borrowed these. 1525 01:00:41,749 --> 01:00:42,582 - Who from? 1526 01:00:42,582 --> 01:00:44,874 - A fellow outside, mending the tram Iines. 1527 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:46,082 Where's Major Hopkins? 1528 01:00:46,082 --> 01:00:46,916 - In there. 1529 01:00:46,916 --> 01:00:48,041 - Right. 1530 01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:53,041 - Shh. 1531 01:00:57,249 --> 01:00:58,082 Ooh! 1532 01:00:58,082 --> 01:00:58,916 (metal clinking) 1533 01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:01,749 (Bill whispering) 1534 01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:09,082 - lt's all right, he's going to sleep. 1535 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,041 Come on. Shh. 1536 01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:16,041 (George gasping) (metal clanging) 1537 01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:17,374 Shh, puiet. Shh! 1538 01:01:28,124 --> 01:01:28,957 Locked . 1539 01:01:28,957 --> 01:01:30,541 - Let me have a do. 1540 01:01:37,457 --> 01:01:38,832 You're right, it's Iocked. 1541 01:01:38,832 --> 01:01:40,707 - Well, we'II have to get busy on the hinges. 1542 01:01:40,707 --> 01:01:44,666 Take your coat off. 1543 01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:49,666 Here you are, hold these. 1544 01:01:49,707 --> 01:01:51,041 You hold that, I'll hit it. 1545 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,249 - No, you hold it and l'II hit it. 1546 01:01:52,249 --> 01:01:54,249 - Don't argue, hold it. 1547 01:01:56,249 --> 01:01:57,082 - Oh. 1548 01:02:00,124 --> 01:02:01,582 - We'll have to use the blow lamp. 1549 01:02:01,582 --> 01:02:02,791 - Oh, that's a good idea. 1550 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:13,916 Ouch! 1551 01:02:13,916 --> 01:02:15,416 - Stop jumping about. 1552 01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:16,332 - Well, what about- 1553 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:17,291 - Shh! 1554 01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:18,791 - Oh stop shushing, you're drowning me. 1555 01:02:18,791 --> 01:02:22,291 - Here, if we can only burn through that it's a cinch. 1556 01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:23,707 Now puietly. Shh. 1557 01:02:26,666 --> 01:02:30,166 Carry on George, I'm going to investigate. 1558 01:02:45,957 --> 01:02:46,791 How's it coming? 1559 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:47,791 - Won't be Iong now. 1560 01:02:47,791 --> 01:02:49,124 - Well, hurry up, hurry up. 1561 01:02:49,124 --> 01:02:50,957 - You daft thing, you know l'm ticklish. 1562 01:02:50,957 --> 01:02:53,124 - Mind, see if it's coming Ioose. 1563 01:02:57,124 --> 01:02:58,291 (Bill shouting) 1564 01:02:58,291 --> 01:02:59,666 - Shh! 1565 01:02:59,666 --> 01:03:02,624 - Well how can I shush when you keep on burning holes in me? 1566 01:03:24,332 --> 01:03:25,166 - Eightpence. 1567 01:03:26,082 --> 01:03:26,916 Eightpence. 1568 01:03:27,999 --> 01:03:28,832 Eightpence. 1569 01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:31,332 Eightpence. 1570 01:03:31,332 --> 01:03:33,082 - Shut up you fool, they'll hear us. 1571 01:03:33,082 --> 01:03:34,124 - Eightpence. 1572 01:03:34,124 --> 01:03:35,166 - Shut up. 1573 01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:36,624 - Eightpence. 1574 01:03:36,624 --> 01:03:37,666 - Shut up. 1575 01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:39,457 - Eightpence. - Oh! 1576 01:03:39,457 --> 01:03:41,332 - Eightpence. 1577 01:03:41,332 --> 01:03:42,249 Eightpence. 1578 01:03:43,374 --> 01:03:45,041 Eightpence. 1579 01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,666 - L think she's sleepwalking. 1580 01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:47,916 - Well, what are you gonna do? 1581 01:03:47,916 --> 01:03:49,332 - Make sure. 1582 01:03:49,332 --> 01:03:50,332 - How? 1583 01:03:50,332 --> 01:03:51,499 - Leave it to me. 1584 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,249 - Eightpence. 1585 01:03:54,499 --> 01:03:55,332 Eightpence. 1586 01:03:56,832 --> 01:03:57,666 Eightpence. 1587 01:04:04,707 --> 01:04:07,707 (George exclaiming) 1588 01:04:08,874 --> 01:04:11,082 - Oh, what did you want to do that for? 1589 01:04:11,082 --> 01:04:13,416 - L couldn't help it. 1590 01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:14,416 - Just in time. 1591 01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:15,666 - Ooh, the slush. 1592 01:04:15,666 --> 01:04:17,082 - Put it in the sack. 1593 01:04:17,082 --> 01:04:18,457 - Eightpence. 1594 01:04:18,457 --> 01:04:19,291 Eightpence. 1595 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:20,707 - Here's Fanlight Fanny back again. 1596 01:04:20,707 --> 01:04:22,416 - Eightpence. - Here's ?0 puid . 1597 01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:24,957 - Eightpence. - She's proper daft. 1598 01:04:49,416 --> 01:04:51,124 Stop it, will you, you know I'm ticklish. 1599 01:04:51,124 --> 01:04:52,749 - Put 'em up. 1600 01:04:52,749 --> 01:04:53,582 - Oh, oh. 1601 01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:56,624 Don't shoot, please. 1602 01:04:56,624 --> 01:04:58,249 Don't. - Get me Police Headpuarters. 1603 01:04:58,249 --> 01:04:59,541 - L didn't. I didn't. 1604 01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:02,749 You've murdered him. 1605 01:05:02,749 --> 01:05:03,582 You've killed him . 1606 01:05:03,582 --> 01:05:04,791 - He's all right. 1607 01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:06,207 - What do we do now? 1608 01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:08,916 - L know, put him in the sack. 1609 01:05:08,916 --> 01:05:09,916 - What for? 1610 01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:12,041 - Take him along to Police Headpuarters. 1611 01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:12,874 - Oh yes. 1612 01:05:12,874 --> 01:05:13,832 - And on the way... 1613 01:05:13,832 --> 01:05:15,499 - Don't make me laugh. 1614 01:05:15,499 --> 01:05:17,624 The head of the slush racket in that sack. 1615 01:05:17,624 --> 01:05:19,166 Well, Iet's have a look at him. 1616 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,416 - Not until you get the chief of the police. 1617 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,916 - There's a 500 pound reward for this, 1618 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:24,374 and no one's butting in. 1619 01:05:24,374 --> 01:05:26,874 (groaning) 1620 01:05:26,874 --> 01:05:29,249 - Lie down and speak when you're spoken to. 1621 01:05:30,541 --> 01:05:31,374 - What's this? 1622 01:05:31,374 --> 01:05:33,166 - These men say they've got the head of the slush racket. 1623 01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:33,999 - What? 1624 01:05:33,999 --> 01:05:35,707 - Yes, the master mind. 1625 01:05:35,707 --> 01:05:36,749 - Are you the chief of police? 1626 01:05:36,749 --> 01:05:37,707 - He's at home in bed. 1627 01:05:37,707 --> 01:05:38,666 - Well, can't you get him up. 1628 01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:39,499 - Of course not. 1629 01:05:39,499 --> 01:05:40,541 - Very good . 1630 01:05:40,541 --> 01:05:41,457 For you , sir. 1631 01:05:41,457 --> 01:05:43,582 The Major's flat. Sounds important. 1632 01:05:43,582 --> 01:05:45,124 - So happens this is the chief. 1633 01:05:45,999 --> 01:05:46,832 Hello. 1634 01:05:46,832 --> 01:05:49,541 - Major Hopkins. He's been kidnapped, in his pyjamas. 1635 01:05:49,541 --> 01:05:52,707 - Don't worry Mrs. Hopkins, we'II soon get him back for you . 1636 01:05:54,749 --> 01:05:56,416 Warn all cars, Major Hopkins kidnapped. 1637 01:05:56,416 --> 01:05:57,999 Every conveyance to be searched. 1638 01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:00,582 Major Hopkins kidnapped. 1639 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:03,457 Send two men round to his flat at once. 1640 01:06:03,457 --> 01:06:06,291 - Did you say, "Hopkins,"? 1641 01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:07,124 - Yes. 1642 01:06:07,124 --> 01:06:07,999 - Ooh. 1643 01:06:07,999 --> 01:06:10,041 - Have every barrier watched at every station. 1644 01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:12,749 - 1 7 Candlemas Mansions? 1645 01:06:12,749 --> 01:06:14,166 - Yes. 1646 01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:16,207 - Well, we'II see you in the morning. 1647 01:06:16,207 --> 01:06:17,957 I can see you're busy now, we'II come back again. 1648 01:06:17,957 --> 01:06:20,499 (groaning) 1649 01:06:20,499 --> 01:06:21,332 - Open that sack. 1650 01:06:21,332 --> 01:06:23,124 - Well, well you see we didn't mean to- 1651 01:06:23,124 --> 01:06:24,416 - What's happened? 1652 01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:25,666 Where the blazes am I? 1653 01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:28,332 (both speaking over each other) 1654 01:06:28,332 --> 01:06:30,041 - Turned out nice again, hasn't it? 1655 01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:31,291 - So you thought you'd caught the head 1656 01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:32,499 of the slush racket, eh? 1657 01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:35,749 - Yes, I thought it was in the bag. 1658 01:06:43,874 --> 01:06:46,541 - Hello, you still here? 1659 01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:48,582 - Yes, I'm waiting for someone. 1660 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:52,082 - Not George Gullip, the printer's error. 1661 01:06:52,082 --> 01:06:53,874 - If you knew what he was doing at this moment you might not 1662 01:06:53,874 --> 01:06:54,957 think he was such a joke. 1663 01:06:54,957 --> 01:06:56,124 - Ah, now Iet me guess. 1664 01:06:56,124 --> 01:06:58,416 I know, he's at Wapping OId Stairs capturing a gang 1665 01:06:58,416 --> 01:06:59,707 of crooks single-handed. 1666 01:06:59,707 --> 01:07:01,082 - That's not so far off either. 1667 01:07:01,082 --> 01:07:02,832 - Or better still, he's running the slush gang to earth. 1668 01:07:02,832 --> 01:07:05,124 - Got it, in two guesses. 1669 01:07:05,124 --> 01:07:07,499 - Say, you're not pulling my Ieg are you? 1670 01:07:07,499 --> 01:07:08,499 Well, who are they? 1671 01:07:08,499 --> 01:07:10,457 - The leader of the gang is a man called Hopkins. 1672 01:07:10,457 --> 01:07:11,291 - Hopkins? 1673 01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:12,207 - Yes, George rang up just now. 1674 01:07:12,207 --> 01:07:14,582 They actually discovered him working on the slush. 1675 01:07:14,582 --> 01:07:16,416 - Not, not Major Hopkins? 1676 01:07:16,416 --> 01:07:18,332 - Why yes. Do you know him? 1677 01:07:18,332 --> 01:07:19,582 - Do I know him? 1678 01:07:19,582 --> 01:07:21,124 My dear, he's only chief of police. 1679 01:07:21,124 --> 01:07:22,207 - What? 1680 01:07:22,207 --> 01:07:23,999 - Where's that galley proof? 1681 01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:24,957 They were just doing an article on him. 1682 01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:26,082 - Yes, but that's impossible. 1683 01:07:26,082 --> 01:07:28,207 He left his mark on the note and everything- 1684 01:07:28,207 --> 01:07:29,666 - Mark? 1685 01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:30,499 What mark? 1686 01:07:30,499 --> 01:07:31,874 - George's detector. 1687 01:07:31,874 --> 01:07:33,541 And the only two people whose fingers he's marked 1688 01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:35,999 were Madame Berdi and Hopkins, so it must be one. 1689 01:07:47,457 --> 01:07:50,832 I think I'd better be getting home now. 1690 01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:52,749 It's getting rather Iate. 1691 01:07:52,749 --> 01:07:53,582 - Just one minute. 1692 01:07:55,332 --> 01:07:58,207 You're puite sure you're going straight home? 1693 01:07:58,207 --> 01:08:00,541 - Why yes, of course. 1694 01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:02,166 - You weren't thinking of calling in at a police station 1695 01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:03,124 by any chance? 1696 01:08:09,874 --> 01:08:13,207 You know, finger prints are remarkably damning things. 1697 01:08:13,207 --> 01:08:15,124 I'd Iike to point out, in case you want to scream 1698 01:08:15,124 --> 01:08:17,291 or anything, that l've got a gun in my pocket. 1699 01:08:19,749 --> 01:08:20,582 Don't forget it. 1700 01:08:22,374 --> 01:08:23,749 Riverbank ?31 4. 1701 01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:26,791 What made your friend George suspect me enough 1702 01:08:26,791 --> 01:08:28,082 to mark my finger? 1703 01:08:28,082 --> 01:08:29,124 - L didn't know he had. 1704 01:08:29,124 --> 01:08:30,249 - Oh, don't talk nonsense. 1705 01:08:30,249 --> 01:08:31,416 You were in here with him the other morning 1706 01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:33,666 when he upset his bottles over the bell push. 1707 01:08:35,749 --> 01:08:38,416 - Oh, I see. 1708 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:42,749 - Oh, I see, so it was a mistake. 1709 01:08:42,749 --> 01:08:45,499 Dear George Gullip doesn't suspect me after all. 1710 01:08:45,499 --> 01:08:46,916 Hello, Blue Star Brewery? 1711 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,707 Bridgewater? 1712 01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:53,082 This is Brady here, I'm bringing you a visitor down. 1713 01:08:54,082 --> 01:08:56,541 A young woman who's remarkably well-informed. 1714 01:08:57,791 --> 01:09:00,166 I've persuaded her she needs a sea voyage. 1715 01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:03,624 Yes, just a couple of months while we get things cleared up. 1716 01:09:03,624 --> 01:09:05,916 All right. l'II be down right away. 1717 01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:06,749 Good bye. 1718 01:09:12,999 --> 01:09:16,249 - Ah, sorry, sir, thought you'd gone. 1719 01:09:16,249 --> 01:09:17,082 - We have. 1720 01:09:22,957 --> 01:09:25,124 - L bet she'II have a fur coat before Iong. 1721 01:09:26,499 --> 01:09:29,124 - We're a couple of mugs if ever there was one. 1722 01:09:29,124 --> 01:09:30,916 I phoned Mary and told her that we were coming back 1723 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,291 to collect the reward. 1724 01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:33,791 - Well, if that Police Chief hadn't been such a decent 1725 01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:35,166 fellow we wouldn't be coming back at all. 1726 01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:36,624 - L know that. 1727 01:09:36,624 --> 01:09:38,457 - Here, Brady's car. 1728 01:09:43,207 --> 01:09:46,082 - Good, then he'll not be able to sack me til the morning. 1729 01:09:50,041 --> 01:09:50,874 - Come in. 1730 01:09:52,999 --> 01:09:54,166 - Oh, excuse me. Have you seen her? 1731 01:09:54,166 --> 01:09:54,999 - Who? 1732 01:09:54,999 --> 01:09:55,832 - Mary. Miss. Brown. 1733 01:09:55,832 --> 01:09:56,957 I mean Mr. Brady's secretary. 1734 01:09:56,957 --> 01:09:58,957 - They went out together a few minutes ago. 1735 01:09:58,957 --> 01:10:00,082 - Together? 1736 01:10:00,082 --> 01:10:02,207 - Couldn't have been closer together if they'd tried. 1737 01:10:02,207 --> 01:10:03,582 Almost made me blush. 1738 01:10:04,916 --> 01:10:05,749 - Come on. 1739 01:10:05,749 --> 01:10:06,999 See if we can get a drink. 1740 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:07,957 - Here, be a pal and answer it. 1741 01:10:07,957 --> 01:10:09,916 I don't understand them things. 1742 01:10:13,457 --> 01:10:14,457 - Hello, who's there? 1743 01:10:14,457 --> 01:10:15,957 Lord Redhill? 1744 01:10:15,957 --> 01:10:18,749 Ooh. Hello, Lord Redhill. 1745 01:10:18,749 --> 01:10:19,582 Yes sir. 1746 01:10:19,582 --> 01:10:21,874 No I'm sorry, Mr. Brady's gone out. 1747 01:10:21,874 --> 01:10:23,874 Could I take a message, sir? 1748 01:10:23,874 --> 01:10:26,707 Yes sir, one moment please. 1749 01:10:26,707 --> 01:10:28,541 Piece of paper Bill? 1750 01:10:28,541 --> 01:10:30,874 Just a moment your Lordship. 1751 01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:37,249 Yes sir, I'm on my way with police officers to charge two 1752 01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:42,749 of my staff, George Gallop, no, Gullip, sir. 1753 01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:44,707 Ooh. 1754 01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:45,666 - Here, let's get out of here. 1755 01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:46,666 - Yes, come on. - Here, haven't l enough 1756 01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:47,791 to clear up as it is? 1757 01:10:47,791 --> 01:10:48,624 - Sorry. 1758 01:10:48,624 --> 01:10:49,457 - Don't fuss. In the tray. 1759 01:10:49,457 --> 01:10:50,291 In the tray. 1760 01:10:51,832 --> 01:10:53,832 - Good heavens it's Mary. She's in danger. 1761 01:10:53,832 --> 01:10:54,832 Come on, let's go and get her. 1762 01:10:54,832 --> 01:10:56,707 - Not me. I've had enough for one night. 1763 01:10:56,707 --> 01:10:58,041 - She's at the BIue Star Brewery. 1764 01:10:58,041 --> 01:10:58,999 - That's different. 1765 01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:01,457 - Oi! 1766 01:11:04,207 --> 01:11:06,874 (phone ringing) 1767 01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:13,707 Hello? 1768 01:11:13,707 --> 01:11:14,916 Hello? 1769 01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:16,082 Who? 1770 01:11:16,082 --> 01:11:17,291 Can't hear. 1771 01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:18,291 Who? 1772 01:11:18,291 --> 01:11:20,541 Oh, good evening your lordship. 1773 01:11:21,541 --> 01:11:23,957 They've just nipped it to the BIue Star Brewery. 1774 01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:31,374 - Well, what do we do now? 1775 01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:33,374 - Shh, don't make such a noise. 1776 01:11:33,374 --> 01:11:34,791 (van horn honking) 1777 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,582 Look out, there's a Blue Star van. 1778 01:11:45,957 --> 01:11:46,791 - Bill, Iook. 1779 01:11:46,791 --> 01:11:48,582 It's the chap that drove the van at the races. 1780 01:11:48,582 --> 01:11:49,416 - Is it? 1781 01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:53,082 - Come on, jump to it mate. 1782 01:11:53,082 --> 01:11:54,832 - AII right, all right. 1783 01:12:10,957 --> 01:12:13,332 - Come on boys, puickly. Over there. 1784 01:12:13,332 --> 01:12:14,832 Any more in there? 1785 01:12:18,707 --> 01:12:19,541 That's the idea. 1786 01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:21,374 Quick as you can boys. 1787 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:43,249 - Brady? 1788 01:12:43,249 --> 01:12:45,207 - With the fellow who passed the slush. 1789 01:12:45,207 --> 01:12:47,124 There's something fishy going on here. 1790 01:12:55,832 --> 01:12:56,916 - L don't like the Iook of it. 1791 01:12:56,916 --> 01:12:59,166 Here we've got a classy little brewing concern, 1792 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,332 A1 , first class reputation then you start unloading 1793 01:13:01,332 --> 01:13:02,457 kidnapped women on us. 1794 01:13:02,457 --> 01:13:03,499 It's asking for trouble. 1795 01:13:03,499 --> 01:13:04,332 - Hear, hear. 1796 01:13:04,332 --> 01:13:05,166 - Shut up. 1797 01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:06,374 - L tell you there's not the slightest danger. 1798 01:13:06,374 --> 01:13:07,416 Even if the police walk in 1799 01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:08,582 they'd never discover the presses. 1800 01:13:08,582 --> 01:13:09,749 - L daresay, but that doesn't make 1801 01:13:09,749 --> 01:13:11,166 that girl any the less dangerous. 1802 01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:12,582 You get her out of here before daylight. 1803 01:13:12,582 --> 01:13:13,416 - Where'd you park her? 1804 01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:14,749 - In the waiting room. 1805 01:13:14,749 --> 01:13:15,582 - Waiting room. 1806 01:13:15,582 --> 01:13:17,082 Quick. We gotta get her out of there. 1807 01:13:17,082 --> 01:13:18,207 - You'II be back at the "Daily Sun" 1808 01:13:18,207 --> 01:13:19,416 tomorrow morning as usual. 1809 01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:20,541 We shall need your stories to keep the police off the scent 1810 01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:22,041 more than ever now. 1811 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:22,874 - Yes, but- 1812 01:13:22,874 --> 01:13:23,707 - Don't argue. 1813 01:13:23,707 --> 01:13:25,332 Get that girl on board the BIue Horizon. 1814 01:13:25,332 --> 01:13:26,416 She sails at daybreak. 1815 01:13:47,874 --> 01:13:51,207 - Chelsea, they've let me down week after week. 1816 01:13:51,207 --> 01:13:52,124 - Come on Useless. 1817 01:13:52,124 --> 01:13:52,957 - Okay. 1818 01:13:56,332 --> 01:13:57,749 - Is that all you've gotta do? 1819 01:13:57,749 --> 01:14:02,749 Go on, get on with your work. 1820 01:14:07,541 --> 01:14:08,374 - George. 1821 01:14:12,874 --> 01:14:13,707 - You go and fetch the police 1822 01:14:13,707 --> 01:14:15,207 while Bill and l find where the presses are hidden. 1823 01:14:15,207 --> 01:14:16,041 - Yes but I- 1824 01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:16,874 - Now go and fetch the police. 1825 01:14:16,874 --> 01:14:17,707 - Yes but- 1826 01:14:17,707 --> 01:14:19,666 - Don't argue, go and fetch the police. 1827 01:14:34,916 --> 01:14:36,457 - Better leave all the talking to me. 1828 01:14:36,457 --> 01:14:40,291 Then you keep her puiet in there while l see about the boat. 1829 01:14:47,707 --> 01:14:49,916 - [Steamroller] Hey, Bert. Where's she gone? 1830 01:15:10,582 --> 01:15:12,874 - It won't take Iong if you put your backs into it. 1831 01:15:12,874 --> 01:15:14,249 Better move this lot first. 1832 01:15:14,249 --> 01:15:15,457 Over there. 1833 01:15:15,457 --> 01:15:16,291 - Okay. 1834 01:15:25,957 --> 01:15:28,416 - Now come on, if we're quick we might still catch her. 1835 01:15:28,416 --> 01:15:29,249 - Okay. 1836 01:15:37,749 --> 01:15:39,874 - Hello? Hello, Police Headquarters. 1837 01:15:39,874 --> 01:15:42,082 I'm speaking from near the BIue Star Brewery- 1838 01:15:43,332 --> 01:15:44,916 - Hello? 1839 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:45,791 Hello? 1840 01:15:50,957 --> 01:15:53,249 - Make him Iet me go, he's hurting me. 1841 01:15:53,249 --> 01:15:54,582 - He'll hurt you a lot more if you don't keep puiet. 1842 01:15:54,582 --> 01:15:55,666 - Help! Help! 1843 01:15:57,332 --> 01:15:58,416 - She's fainted boss. 1844 01:15:58,416 --> 01:15:59,416 - Good, bring her inside. 1845 01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:00,332 - Okay. 1846 01:16:12,457 --> 01:16:13,541 - Why haven't you started? 1847 01:16:13,541 --> 01:16:14,374 - We have. 1848 01:16:14,374 --> 01:16:15,207 - Looks like it. 1849 01:16:15,207 --> 01:16:16,041 - Yeah, but we- 1850 01:16:16,041 --> 01:16:16,874 - That's enough from you. 1851 01:16:16,874 --> 01:16:18,582 Get on with it. Both of ya. 1852 01:16:18,582 --> 01:16:19,791 - Well it beats me. 1853 01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:29,291 - Now, keep her the other side of the far door. 1854 01:16:29,291 --> 01:16:30,124 - Okay. 1855 01:16:35,874 --> 01:16:38,541 Don't worry, she won't see nothing. She's just fainted . 1856 01:16:38,541 --> 01:16:39,916 - Oh, you must have breathed on her. 1857 01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:41,999 - Yes, that's right mate. 1858 01:16:44,249 --> 01:16:47,707 Throw us down a bit of rope, Fred? 1859 01:16:47,707 --> 01:16:49,291 - If you want any help, Iet me know. 1860 01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:50,124 - Okay. 1861 01:17:07,499 --> 01:17:09,374 - Well, we don't seem to be making much impression 1862 01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:10,624 with this Iot. 1863 01:17:10,624 --> 01:17:12,124 - Jim, you're wanted in the printing room. 1864 01:17:12,124 --> 01:17:12,957 - What for? 1865 01:17:12,957 --> 01:17:14,166 - [Knight] Something wrong with the press. 1866 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:16,541 They want to print all the slush they can. 1867 01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:18,207 What's that? 1868 01:17:18,207 --> 01:17:20,832 - Must have been those onions I had for supper. 1869 01:17:20,832 --> 01:17:23,207 - How many more times must I tell you to shift these crates? 1870 01:17:23,207 --> 01:17:24,041 - [Lester] Well, it's like there's- 1871 01:17:24,041 --> 01:17:25,707 - Don't argue. Get on with it. 1872 01:17:32,457 --> 01:17:33,291 Hey! 1873 01:17:34,582 --> 01:17:35,416 - Ooh. 1874 01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:37,207 - Who the devil are you? 1875 01:17:37,207 --> 01:17:38,166 - L don't know. 1876 01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:39,207 - What are you doing here? 1877 01:17:39,207 --> 01:17:40,166 - Well you see it was a mistake. 1878 01:17:40,166 --> 01:17:43,041 We were wandering round and we took the wrong turning. 1879 01:17:47,874 --> 01:17:49,332 - What's the matter with the lights? 1880 01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:51,874 - Ooh, they're probably changing over at the mains. 1881 01:17:53,291 --> 01:17:54,707 - Come on. Ouick. 1882 01:17:58,541 --> 01:18:01,874 - Ouick, someone's in the store room. 1883 01:18:01,874 --> 01:18:02,707 - BIimey. 1884 01:18:05,416 --> 01:18:07,416 - Well, we'II have to be getting along. 1885 01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:08,957 - Yes, very. Good night. 1886 01:18:08,957 --> 01:18:09,791 - Good night boys. 1887 01:18:09,791 --> 01:18:10,874 - Good night. 1888 01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:16,499 - Ooh. 1889 01:18:19,499 --> 01:18:20,332 Ooh. 1890 01:18:21,957 --> 01:18:23,457 - L caught them in here a few minutes ago. 1891 01:18:23,457 --> 01:18:25,082 - Oh, it's you is it? 1892 01:18:25,999 --> 01:18:26,832 - Are they dangerous? 1893 01:18:26,832 --> 01:18:28,207 - L'II say so. 1894 01:18:28,207 --> 01:18:29,207 - Get 'em boys. 1895 01:18:29,207 --> 01:18:30,916 - Come on. - Come on. 1896 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:31,749 - Ooh. 1897 01:19:23,582 --> 01:19:26,624 (men exclaiming) 1898 01:19:26,624 --> 01:19:31,249 - Ouick. Creep up and overturn the crates on top of 'em. 1899 01:19:31,249 --> 01:19:32,082 - Ooh. 1900 01:19:34,957 --> 01:19:38,874 (all shouting over each other) 1901 01:19:47,624 --> 01:19:48,999 - There they are! 1902 01:19:48,999 --> 01:19:49,832 Go on, after them. 1903 01:19:49,832 --> 01:19:50,666 Go on. 1904 01:19:52,832 --> 01:19:55,916 (all shouting over each other) 1905 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,332 Go on, after them. 1906 01:19:57,332 --> 01:19:58,166 Go on. 1907 01:20:00,624 --> 01:20:02,416 (George exclaiming) 1908 01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:05,249 (Bill exclaiming) 1909 01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:07,916 - Bill? Bill? 1910 01:20:07,916 --> 01:20:08,749 Ooh. 1911 01:20:10,332 --> 01:20:11,957 Oh. Ooh. 1912 01:20:11,957 --> 01:20:13,457 - [Bridgewater] Go on, after him. 1913 01:20:13,457 --> 01:20:14,332 - Mother. 1914 01:20:14,332 --> 01:20:16,249 Ooh. 1915 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,332 - Now get back and Iook after that girl. 1916 01:20:24,332 --> 01:20:26,166 - That's a mug's job. 1917 01:20:30,957 --> 01:20:32,082 - Where's that pal of yours? 1918 01:20:32,082 --> 01:20:32,957 - L don't know. 1919 01:20:35,541 --> 01:20:36,457 - Cops. 1920 01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:37,291 Now keep your heads. 1921 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:39,332 Any puestions, you're the ordinary night shift. 1922 01:20:44,082 --> 01:20:46,541 One word from you and it'II be your last. 1923 01:20:46,541 --> 01:20:47,957 - Take it away. 1924 01:20:47,957 --> 01:20:49,707 - Ah, so there you are Gallop. 1925 01:20:49,707 --> 01:20:51,207 - Oh, Gullip, sir. 1926 01:20:51,207 --> 01:20:52,332 - Oh, Gullip then. 1927 01:20:52,332 --> 01:20:53,791 Take him away officer. 1928 01:20:53,791 --> 01:20:55,582 (George stuttering) 1929 01:20:55,582 --> 01:20:56,874 I didn't mean any harm sir. 1930 01:20:56,874 --> 01:20:59,249 - Harm? What do you call this? 1931 01:20:59,249 --> 01:21:01,207 - L was unconscious for an hour and a half. 1932 01:21:01,207 --> 01:21:02,957 - Well I , well... 1933 01:21:02,957 --> 01:21:04,499 - Ah, Brady, charwoman told you too, eh? 1934 01:21:04,499 --> 01:21:05,374 - Yes, that's right sir. 1935 01:21:05,374 --> 01:21:07,666 - Ooh, no, I'm going to tell even if l don't Iive 1936 01:21:07,666 --> 01:21:08,541 to get the reward. 1937 01:21:08,541 --> 01:21:11,166 - Reward? What on earth are you talking about? 1938 01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:13,832 - Well, I've found the slushers. 1939 01:21:14,707 --> 01:21:15,999 - Oh obviously a lunatic. 1940 01:21:15,999 --> 01:21:17,124 Take him away. 1941 01:21:17,124 --> 01:21:18,624 - L'm not as daft as I Iook. 1942 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:19,791 I've got a witness. 1943 01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:20,832 Bill. Bill. 1944 01:21:21,749 --> 01:21:25,082 ♪ I hear you calling me ♪ 1945 01:21:29,999 --> 01:21:30,832 - There you are. 1946 01:21:30,832 --> 01:21:32,624 You know all about the slushers, don't you, Bill? 1947 01:21:32,624 --> 01:21:34,749 - My old pal Lord Redhill. 1948 01:21:34,749 --> 01:21:35,999 - Bill, pull yourself together. 1949 01:21:35,999 --> 01:21:37,791 - Here, take him away. Come on. 1950 01:21:37,791 --> 01:21:39,957 - Well, if you don't believe me ring up Police Headquarters. 1951 01:21:39,957 --> 01:21:41,374 Miss. Brown'II be there by now. 1952 01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:42,207 - Come on will ya. 1953 01:21:42,207 --> 01:21:43,082 - No you can't. No- 1954 01:21:43,082 --> 01:21:44,249 - Come on. - No, you can't. 1955 01:21:44,249 --> 01:21:45,166 - [Redhill] I'm tired of your excuses. 1956 01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:45,999 Take him away. 1957 01:21:46,874 --> 01:21:48,041 - [Mary] Look! 1958 01:21:50,832 --> 01:21:52,457 - Look, the presses, I told ya. 1959 01:21:52,457 --> 01:21:53,791 - BIess my soul. 1960 01:21:55,874 --> 01:21:57,541 - Ouick, get 'em in. 1961 01:21:59,207 --> 01:22:00,291 - Here, open that door. Open the door. 1962 01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:02,291 - Ouick, up the Iadder. 1963 01:22:02,291 --> 01:22:03,416 Come on Bill. Come on. 1964 01:22:05,749 --> 01:22:06,999 - Ouick. After them. 1965 01:22:06,999 --> 01:22:09,499 (tense music) 1966 01:22:12,041 --> 01:22:13,957 - Hurry up. - Come on. 1967 01:22:13,957 --> 01:22:15,374 - They'II catch us. Hurry up. 1968 01:22:15,374 --> 01:22:17,874 (tense music) 1969 01:22:40,582 --> 01:22:42,124 - So Gallop was right after all. 1970 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:43,374 Well, what are we going to do? 1971 01:22:43,374 --> 01:22:44,791 - What about a little game of find the Iady? 1972 01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:47,041 - What? Look for women at a time Iike this? 1973 01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:49,791 (all shouting over each other) 1974 01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:50,624 - Hurry up. 1975 01:22:50,624 --> 01:22:53,124 (tense music) 1976 01:22:57,082 --> 01:22:58,499 Quick, the crane. 1977 01:23:00,541 --> 01:23:02,666 You'II be all right. 1978 01:23:02,666 --> 01:23:03,916 (men shouting over each other) 1979 01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:06,332 (tense music) 1980 01:23:06,332 --> 01:23:08,166 Go and get the police. 1981 01:23:09,249 --> 01:23:10,207 Are you ready? 1982 01:23:10,207 --> 01:23:13,457 - George, I think you're wonderful. 1983 01:23:13,457 --> 01:23:16,541 (Iighthearted music) 1984 01:23:19,582 --> 01:23:20,999 - Ooh. 1985 01:23:20,999 --> 01:23:22,207 - Ooh. 1986 01:23:22,207 --> 01:23:24,541 (triumphant music) 1987 01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:26,832 (tense music) 1988 01:23:26,832 --> 01:23:27,666 - Oh. 1989 01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:33,124 Ooh. 1990 01:23:34,999 --> 01:23:35,832 Ooh. 1991 01:23:38,749 --> 01:23:39,957 - They must be here somewhere. 1992 01:23:39,957 --> 01:23:40,916 Search the barrels. 1993 01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:41,957 Come on. Quick. 1994 01:23:43,999 --> 01:23:45,499 Come on, hurry up. 1995 01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:50,374 (dramatic music) 1996 01:23:52,999 --> 01:23:53,916 - l've got him boys. 1997 01:23:53,916 --> 01:23:54,749 - [Brady] Let's have him. 1998 01:23:54,749 --> 01:23:55,582 - [Steamroller] Okay. 1999 01:23:55,582 --> 01:23:56,749 (Steamroller screaming) 2000 01:23:56,749 --> 01:23:59,666 (George screaming) 2001 01:24:00,499 --> 01:24:03,166 (comical music) 2002 01:24:06,874 --> 01:24:10,832 (all shouting over each other) 2003 01:24:10,832 --> 01:24:12,041 - [Man] Ouick. 2004 01:24:12,041 --> 01:24:12,874 - Oh! 2005 01:24:12,874 --> 01:24:15,374 (tense music) 2006 01:24:21,207 --> 01:24:24,457 (all shouting over each other) 2007 01:24:24,457 --> 01:24:25,291 - There she is. 2008 01:24:25,291 --> 01:24:26,624 Find the pueen and the money's yours. 2009 01:24:27,957 --> 01:24:29,707 - L'II have two bob on that one. 2010 01:24:29,707 --> 01:24:30,666 - Wrong. 2011 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:35,291 (all shouting over each other) 2012 01:24:35,291 --> 01:24:36,124 - Ooh! 2013 01:24:37,249 --> 01:24:42,249 Ooh! Mother! 2014 01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:46,666 (George exclaiming) 2015 01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:52,166 (all shouting over each other) 2016 01:24:52,166 --> 01:24:55,166 (suspenseful music) 2017 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:03,541 (men exclaiming) 2018 01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:16,416 (dramatic music) 2019 01:25:17,707 --> 01:25:18,749 It's all right, Bill. 2020 01:25:18,749 --> 01:25:21,416 Mary's on her way for the police and they're all in the vat. 2021 01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:23,791 - That's what you think. 2022 01:25:23,791 --> 01:25:25,041 (Brady groaning) 2023 01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:28,374 (upbeat dramatic music) 2024 01:25:38,249 --> 01:25:39,791 - Now where is she? 2025 01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:41,624 - L'II have me Iast puid on that one. 2026 01:25:43,082 --> 01:25:43,916 - Wrong again. 2027 01:25:45,791 --> 01:25:48,541 (dramatic music) 2028 01:25:54,166 --> 01:25:55,916 - Ah, my old pal Brady. 2029 01:25:55,916 --> 01:25:58,291 - Coming, Bill. Coming. 2030 01:25:58,291 --> 01:26:01,041 (dramatic music) 2031 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:06,374 - Get that man away. 2032 01:26:06,374 --> 01:26:07,499 - George. 2033 01:26:07,499 --> 01:26:08,332 Are you all right? 2034 01:26:08,332 --> 01:26:09,332 - L'm champion. 2035 01:26:09,332 --> 01:26:10,749 - Where's the rest of the gang? 2036 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:11,707 - There. 2037 01:26:11,707 --> 01:26:16,707 (men all shouting over each other) 2038 01:26:16,707 --> 01:26:17,832 - Take 'em in. 2039 01:26:17,832 --> 01:26:19,124 - What about Lord Redhill? 2040 01:26:19,124 --> 01:26:19,999 - Ooh yes. 2041 01:26:19,999 --> 01:26:20,832 - Oh. 2042 01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:24,874 - Look. 2043 01:26:26,707 --> 01:26:30,541 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 2044 01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:32,707 - L'II have 50 quid on each of 'em. 2045 01:26:34,124 --> 01:26:36,041 Oh, we're saved. 2046 01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:38,124 - But George, you must be exhausted. 2047 01:26:38,124 --> 01:26:39,374 - No, I'm all right. 2048 01:26:39,374 --> 01:26:40,999 - You've certainly won the reward Gallop. 2049 01:26:40,999 --> 01:26:42,832 - Oh, for the Iast time, Gullip, sir. 2050 01:26:42,832 --> 01:26:45,166 - Perhaps in future l'd better call you George. 2051 01:26:45,166 --> 01:26:46,916 - Ah, now you're talking. 2052 01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:47,749 - Come on. 2053 01:26:49,499 --> 01:26:51,707 - Great boy that, I'll certainly take my hat off to him. 2054 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:53,666 - Yes, I'll take mine off too. 2055 01:26:54,999 --> 01:26:57,249 - Oh, George, I think you're marvellous. 2056 01:26:57,249 --> 01:26:58,749 - Well, I think you're... 2057 01:26:58,749 --> 01:26:59,832 - What? 2058 01:26:59,832 --> 01:27:00,916 - L don't like saying it. 2059 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:02,416 - Oh, go on. 2060 01:27:02,416 --> 01:27:03,249 - Well I don't like... 2061 01:27:03,249 --> 01:27:05,916 (comical music) 2062 01:27:10,166 --> 01:27:11,166 (George exclaiming) 2063 01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:13,749 (upbeat music) 139717