All language subtitles for Flintstones (2001), %3a On the Rocks

Fred was so passionate.

Passionate about life. His career.

Me.

Lately, I feel like I don't exist.

Oh, you exist, all right, Wilma. You
exist. Can you just shut up for one

Fred?

My, my, my, Mrs.

Flintstone. What could possibly be the
source of all these suppressed

frustrations? Yes, Mrs.

Flintstone, what could possibly be the
source?

When was the last time you kissed me,
Fred?

How soon we forget. It was 17 weeks last
Thursday.

Oh, boy.

To get to the root of these problems, I
am going to need to see a typical

evening in the Flintstone household.

So what I would like to do is a little
role -playing.

Mr. Flintstone.

I would like you to pretend you are your
wife in a typical everyday evening in

your cave.

Oh, can I please? And Mrs. Flintstone, I
would like you to pretend you are your

husband coming home from a typical day
of work.

Now then, Mr.

Flintstone, remember an average typical
evening at home as your wife.

exhausted. I've done nothing all day.

Oh, my goodness. The house is a mess.

Fred will be home any second. What
should I do?

Absolutely nothing.

Wilma, I'm home.

I'm just not fat enough.

I can still fit through the front door.

Now, where's my dinner?

I just can't hear you, because I'm not
listening.

Hello, Bertie.

Yeah, I can talk as long as I want.

I don't pay the bill.

Hang in there, boy.

I'll get food in you soon.

Oh, hi, Barney. You want to do something
stupid today?

Hopefully something that gets me hurt.

All right, Wilma, let's stop with all
the theatrics. Or I might be forced to

tell a little secret I know. about you.
Oh, yeah, Fred?

What?

wanted that promotion, Flintstone.

So I'm giving it to Rubble.

Ronnie? No, Fred. You won't believe what
happened.

Mr. Blake called me into his office and
gave me a promotion, too.

All this extra money we're gonna make.

We just came here to tell you that we're
going to Rockapoco. What?

You mean to tell me that you came all
the way over here to brag about your

little vacation getaway?

Listen,

wise guy, I don't appreciate this one
bit. And if you think Wilma and I are

going to stand by and listen to you two
make cute little kissy noises all night

while you pack...

Four of us are going.

It's an anniversary present from us to
you.

I sure hope we got everything.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Oh, boy, calm down.

For a second there, you looked like you
thought you were coming with us.

I'm expecting you to keep an eye on the
house while we're gone.

You think you're a little...

We'll be back in a minute.

Thank you.

Oh, stop it, baby.

Stop it.

Wilma, the sign's all crazy.

The letters, they're all mixed up.

It's all jumbled.

It's written in Spanish, Fred.

What do you mean, Spanish?

We're in Rocopoco, Fred. It's a Spanish
-speaking city.

Please, no.

Is this true?

Yep.

The rubbles could have brought us
somewhere else.

You're speaking Spanish already.

Yes, I am. You see, Barney, in just
minutes my superior mind has mastered

backwards language.

Observe.

Any better? I might actually think I was
Roxican.

over to the guy who's paying.

Gee, uh, thanks, Fred. Just making sure
you're a part of the experience, buddy.

The keys to your

room, senor.

Hot dog!

I guess we can throw our Spanish
phrasebooks away now that Fred is

if you please.

It makes me feel so romantic.

I think this is exactly what we needed,
don't you, Fred?

Fred?

Oh, boy, that was exactly what I needed.

Oh, there you are. I wanted you to see
the... What are these curtains going

open?

I don't need people being able to see in
here.

What about people being able to see out?

What do you want?

Have you seen your room yet, Fred?

And just where are you going?

I'm giving you the tour.

Here's the bathroom with all the
amenities of home.

Trust me, I don't need a tour around
this room.

Well, did you see this?

It's a shower.

One of those mini refrigerators. And it
is chock full of mini snack food items.

Food? Let's have a look -see.

Brontosaurus jerky, my favorite.

Look at these prices.

That Brontosaurus jerky just cost you
ten clams.

Okay,

moving on.

Okay, Fred.

Here's an inexpensive treat.

Give me a quarter, will you, Fred?

of my change paying for those jumping
paints you had to have.

Come on, little guy. Jump for Freddy.

You know what I mean?

for my back.

to cover. The only ground I'm going to
cover is the ground right under my butt.

Fine. Sleep your life away.

Betty and I will find you later.

You won't have to look very hard. I'll
be right under this hat.

So, uh, Fred, what are we going to do?

Hey, Fred, you dropped your wallet.

Huh?

Just kidding.

Come on, Fred. Lighten up. I'm just
trying to show you a good time.

Hey, Fred.

Knock it off, Barney.

Really, Fred, look.

Say, look at that.

It's one of them looky -loos. That guy
could see for weeks with one of these.

Put some money in it, Barney.

I'll know. It's your turn to pay for
something.

I just gave you a quarter.

Yeah, but I'm paying for this whole
trip.

Don't let me stop you. Now sink a clam.

Now that's a view.

You're right, Barney.

Vacationing is a time for relaxation.

A time to recoup. Not a care in the
world except Wilma.

I want to thank you guys for giving me
and Wilma this opportunity to work

out.

I know sometimes I may treat you like a
jerk.

A little yelling.

Kidding. Almost as if I don't like you.
But that's just my way of saying I love

you, little buddy.

Yep. No point getting sappy about it.
Just thought I'd mention it.

Wow. I must be the luckiest guy in the
world.

Oh, boy.

Give a guy a compliment and it goes
straight to his head.

What are you talking about, Fred?

That's what I'm talking about, fathead.
And you know what else? Wilma and I get

along just fine.

I only yell because she can't hear so
good.

Oh, yeah?

Now, what's she doing talking to that
guy down there?

Give me that.

That guy's making a pass at our wives.

Oh, Fred.

They probably just got lost and asked
for directions.

Oh, yeah?

Well, since when does it cost 50 clams
for directions?

They're not lost. They're shopping.

Let's get down there before they spend
all our money.

Oh, Wilma, it looks gorgeous.

What'll Fred say?

Put it back.

Set that creature free because it ain't
coming home with us. And just what's

going on here?

We are about to buy these mink stoles.

Oh, no.

Bonnie and I don't bust our butts all
day, so you two can throw it away on

fur snake.

For your information, we've been baking
pies and cakes and selling them to local

bedrock supermarkets. We didn't need
help making it, and we don't need any

spending it either.

Hey, take it easy.

I think it's cute you two can wrangle up
some pocket change.

But before you go blowing your rainy day
savings, let me give you a few tips on

haggling in the wild.

Excuse me, senorita. I would like to buy
one of your minks.

Okay. Shrewd. Very shrewd. My friend,
I'd like to show you something.

Say hello to Mr.

Five Dollar Bill.

Okay.

Did I say five clans? I mean to say ten
clams.

Come on, come on. Don't be a jerk. Take
the money.

Okay. That's it.

You want to play hardball?

Fine.

Fifteen clams.

Final offer.

Okay.

Deals off.

I don't need your stupid check. Come on.

I mean, it's over.

You, me, us, we're over.

What do you mean we're over? You should
be thanking me for saving your money. I

don't get it.

That's right. You don't get it. You
never did and you never will.

That's that necklace for Wilma. Oh,
Fred, I won't hold it against you. I

it's swell for a guy to... No, you toad.
I mean, I don't know where it came

from. She just pulled it out of her
purse.

Gee, Fred, Wilma ain't gonna like to
hear that.

Shh!

What am I gonna do?

Could always tell her the truth. Betty
seems to like it pretty good. The truth,

huh?

Don't worry about it, Fred. I know
you'll do the right thing.

Well, no.

Yeah, swell.

Barney, you love me, right?

Sure, Betty.

And I love you.

Gee, I sure... And when two people love
each other, they do special things to

show that love, right?

Right.

It sure is, Betty. I'm so glad you and
Fred got things worked out.

So am I, Betty.

So am I. Where are the boys, anyway?
They're sure missing out.

Something about stopping by the gift
shop.

Think of our new suits.

They're all the rage.

They look just like all your other
bathing suits, Fred.

Don't you know anything?

For your information, these just happen
to be the height of international

fashion. Come on, Bud. Let's go where
our tastes can be appreciated.

we're not going to say another word
about it. Get me?

I get you, Fred. I get you. Now then,
let's have ourselves a little aquatic

Ready, old friend?

That's what we get for marrying charms.

Good physique.

And culture, too.

And probably such a gentleman.

Plus, I bet he's rich, too.

Oh, well, some women have all the luck.

Yes, some women do.

You didn't wear sunscreen.

How many times do I have to tell you,
Wilmot?

I am a man.

I do not like creams.

And I do not wear lotions like a woman.

Barney wore his sunscreen.

Like I said, cream.

what we should do tonight, Fred?

Hmm.

We should go out, just the two of us,
Fred.

What do you think?

We could get dressed up, go out to
dinner, go dancing.

Then we could go walk on the beach until
the sun comes up.

Did you even hear a word I said?

What?

Yeah, I heard you. Then what did I say?

Something about the things that when
things get going, it's going to be

big. I was asking you to go out with me
tonight, Fred.

Well, may you...

to make an effort.

I got you the necklace, didn't I?

What?

Dearest Wilma, I cannot stop thinking
about you.

After we met at the pool this afternoon,
your intelligence, your kindness, and

your beauty have ultimately consumed me.

see you again at 8 p .m. this evening I
will be waiting at the cantina to share

an evening of dining dancing and
moonlight walking with the most

on earth

Enrique, uno mammoth leche, por favor.

Si, senor.

Gracias, Enrique.

Wilma, you look monster! How'd you get
my name and room number?

I'm sure it's against hotel policy.

My sincerest apologies, Wilma. But what
can a man do when in the presence of

you, his soul is enlightened into an
infinite realm of passion and romance?

Oh, forgive me, Wilma. When you're near,
my emotions get the best of me.

Please, sit.

Join me for a refreshment.

Yes. Yes, that would be nice.

Oh, yes, that's exactly what I need.

It's just so beautiful here.

Wouldn't you just love to live here?

Yes, but only with you, Wilma.

Let me take you away, Wilma. Let me make
your dreams come true.

Kings and queens will dream of the life
I give you.

You'll have whatever you want, and
you'll do whatever you wish.

I will always cherish you, Wilma.

I always have.

Wait a view, Xavier.

But I'm married. Let's just share the
view for a bit longer, shall we?

Senor Flintstone?

Hey, Paco.

Name your poison.

Better make it agua, Julio. On the
rocks.

Si, senor.

Your agua, senor. Thanks, Diego.

One more, Hector.

Thanks.

Cheech, let's buy one for the lady.

Compliment, senorita, from senor
Flintstone.

My life as I know it is over.

Cheers to a new beginning.

Ah, forget it.

You know, it is my belief that we are
brought into life with a purpose.

And it is my realization that my purpose
is failure.

For the last 25 years, I woke up every
morning with the security of love and

friendship. And did I appreciate it?

Absolutely not.

In seconds, I lost everything I
cherished.

But it wasn't seconds. It was years.

I've made every possible wrong decision
known to cave mankind.

And I have everything to show for it.

Nothing. I have nothing.

Good night, Xavier.

No! No, please don't go. I think the
band's about to start. Please, just one

dance. No, I'm sorry, Xavier.

I must get going. I have to get back to
my husband.

Let's dance.

Here we go with something sweet with a
beat and guaranteed to move your feet.

Ready? One.

If you saw Wilma with another man, then
yes.

And is that who I think it is? If you
think it's Fred at the cantina with

another woman, then yes.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? If
you think we should get involved, then

no.

I have a confession, Wilma. What is it,
Xavier?

It's not you I want.

It's the diamond.

My diamond? My husband gave this
necklace to me.

It's my diamond. Now give it to me. I'm
getting Fred.

You ain't getting no one.

Hit me again, Gustavo.

Brad!

You know, it's like I can still hear a
sweet voice calling my name.

If only there was some way to get her
back.

Who am I kidding?

She doesn't need me.

when Wilma...

Now it's mine.

And only mine.

Ah! Fred!

Wilma! Buddy! Baby!

Wilma!

deal with Wilma, you dirty rat!

Do you have anything right now? Any
suggestions?

We have him and the diamond.

Oh, don't thank me.

Fred's the real hero.

You're a cop?

Well, thank you both, Mr. and Mrs.
Flintstone.

It's time to get this guy off to jail
and this diamond back to its rightful

owner. Buenos noches.

You're a cop?

Fred, why do you keep saying that?

Him? Oh, who, her? I've never seen her
before in my life.

Come on, hero. It's been a long night.
Let's go to bed.

some of the heroes around here.

Shucks, Jorge.

Poured nothing.

Still, you're okay in my book, Señor
Flintstone.

Ah, Pablo, I'm sorry I've been such a
jerk to you.

Ah, it's okay, Señor Flintstone. Tú eres
solamente un turista americano gordo.

Por eso espero eso de ti.

Gosh, it was our pleasure.

Yeah, it was our pleasure. Let's say we
celebrate tomorrow morning with a big,

fat breakfast on me.

That sounds wonderful.

I'm all for that. We'll see you in the
morning, then. Good night.

Good night, Fred.

Good night, Wilma.

Bonnie? Yeah, Betty? How come you never
save me from any dangerous situations?

Oh.

I'll tell that you're not a natural
blonde.

You wouldn't dare.

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