All language subtitles for 21.Jump.Street.S02E22

[snores]

-What's a five-letter
word for perfect?

-Mel Gibson.

-That's nine letters.

-But it's the right answer.

-Try "ideal."

-It fits.

Thanks, Harry.

-[sigh]

So much time, so little to do.

I always figured I'd
outgrow spring fever.

-Maybe we should call it a day.

-It's 8 o'clock in the morning,
Hanson, and you're on a case.

-No, I'm not a case.

I'm looking for a kid who
blows up toilet bowls.

[coughs] Think I feel a highly
contagious flu coming on.

-I don't feel so good either.

-Kind of an achy
feeling all over?

Maybe we should take the
day off, go to the park,

have a picnic, and try
to recover for tomorrow.

-What's a seven-letter
word for unethical?

-Try "immoral."

-Ioke is hot!

-How'd you get so good
at crossword puzzles?

-The answer's right
here on page 29.

[door opens and closes]

FULLER: [clears throat]

I realize you're all hard at
work, so I'll make this brief.

-It's all yours,
Captain. [coughs]

-Thank you, Hanson.

-As some of you may have
noticed, summer is almost here,

and the current school
semester is coming to a close.

The powers at City
Hall have decided

that as our program concentrated
largely on high school

undercover work, we will also
be closed for the summer.

Now you'll all be given
extra vacation time.

-All right!

[cheers]

-And then you'll
have the opportunity

to work at a variety of
different departments.

-Rotation?

-Rotation.

Police and civic programs.

You'll be given priority
for any department

you're interested in.

-When are we coming
back, Captain?

-I've been told by
Deputy Chief Glansman

that we'll return
just before the fall

semester, around Labor Day.

A list of available jobs will
be posted in the morning.

IOKI: Uh, excuse
me, Captain, but you

said you were told
we were coming back?

-That's what I said.

-Right, but you didn't say
we were coming back for sure.

If we were coming
back for sure, you

would have said we're coming
back around Labor Day.

Are we coming back?

-I don't know.

[all murmur]

-Look guys, I've seen
this happen before.

A good program gets put on hold.

Then a couple of
civic-minded accountants

decide that they're
saving more money

than the program's
worth-- end of program.

-We can't let this
happen, Captain.

The city loves us, right?

We're the mayor's pet project?

He's always saying that.

-Lets not panic yet.

I'm going to ask the
Deputy Chief for permission

to go and see the city
administrative officer, see

what the budget boys are up to.

-That's good.

That's good.

-No, that's bad.

-He'll try and beat me down
with bureaucratic buzzwords

like obsolescence and
cost-effectiveness.

-That's bad.

-No, not that bad.

I'll have to make a
case to the city council

and prove that we
are not obsolete,

and we are cost-effective.

-Will it work?

-Not if they've already
made up their minds.

[theme music]

THEME SONG: We never
thought of finding

a place where we belong.

Don't have to stand alone,
we'll never let you fall.

Don't need permission to
decide what you believe.

Hoo!

I said, jump!

Down on Jump Street.

Said jump!

Down on Jump Street.

Your friends'll be there when
your back is to the wall.

You'll find you need us 'cause
there's no one else to call.

When it looks hopeless, a
decision's what you need.

You better be ready
to, be ready to jump!

21 Jump Street.

TEACHER: In point of fact,
although the eyewitness

testimony was sketchy
and contradictory,

there was strong ballistic
evidence linking Sacco's gun

to the actual murders.

Some experts now feel
that Sacco was guilty

but Vanzetti was not.

[flush]

[boom]

[rumbling]

-Aha!

The mad bomber is
has struck again.

[kids hooting and cheering]

[bell ringing]

-You all know the routine.

The end of another
grueling school day.

FULLER: Hanson, how you
doing with the mad bomber?

-He flushed another M-80
down the toilet this morning.

Water's shut down and all of us
kids gets the rest of the day

off.

-Yeah, yeah, any suspects?

-Yeah, the whole senior class.

Why don't you put
Penhall on this?

He loves hanging
out in bathrooms.

-Look, I know it's
spring, Hanson.

Nobody wants to work,
nobody wants go to class,

but these plumbing repairs
are costing the city money.

BOTH: So find the bomber.

-Foot patrol, computer
programming, traffic, SWAT.

(SHOUTING) Hey, there's
a world of opportunities

out there for you, folks!

-Penhall, listen to this
one. "Community Relations.

People with good
communication skills

who can work closely
with the public

and enhance the reputation
of the police department."

-Translation-- must
have great legs.

-Find anything you like?

-Yeah, anti-terrorism.

They got great uniforms.

Might even want to look
into it for yourself.

That is, of course, if
you catch the mad bomber.

-Any of those assignments
sound good to me.

Aren't you guys a little
tired of going to high school?

-You sound like Dorothy.

He's driving me crazy!

-I just love your car, Cynthia.

-Oh, thanks.

I don't know, it's
kind of yuppie,

but it such a great machine.

What do you drive, Douglas?

-A hog.

-He drives a
motorcycle, but we're

shopping around for a new car.

-Oh, really?

That's great.

You know, my husband Steve goes
dirtbike riding every Saturday.

He just loves it.

-Well, he must be a very
well-rounded person.

Unh!

-Well, what do you think?

-I think it's just fabulous.

-This is one of the most
adorable little houses

on the market.

In your price range.

-Well, this whole place
could fit in my loft.

-Dorothy, let me show you
something really special.

This is a guest bathroom.

Look at that floor.

That's the original tile.

Isn't it a kick?

-What is it?

-It's barnyard motif.

-What are those
animals there doing?

-Dorothy, let me show
you the upstairs.

ADMINISTRATOR: Well, you know
as well as anyone, Captain,

the current plan
is for your office

to shut down for summer
and return in the fall.

-I know, I know.

But why close us
down this summer?

We ran straight
through last year,

and we had plenty of work to do.

-It's purely dollars
and cents, Captain.

Closing down a high
school undercover unit

is cost-effective.

-Cost-effective?

ADMINISTRATOR: That's right.

-Look, you remember the
Lombard Shelter project?

-Yes, it was a good program.

-Yeah, well, I was
assigned to that area,

and it was a good program.

We got temporarily shut down.

-I remember that.

-And then and we were
reclassified as obsolete

and never reactivated.

-I know what you're
thinking, and you

may be jumping to conclusions.

I can assure you that the
Jump Street program has not

been be classified as obsolete.

As a matter of fact, you haven't
been reclassified at all.

-We haven't?

-No, no, no, we don't
use that word anymore.

What you've been
is deprioritized.

-Deprioritized.

-I must say, you make a
very impressive candidate,

Miss Hoffs.

With your education
and obvious abilities,

you could go far in
community relations.

-Oh, that's really
nice, thank you.

But I'd only be
involved for the summer.

I'm attached to the
Jump Street program,

and my choice is
still police work.

-This is police
work, Officer Hoffs.

I think you'll find
what we do here

to be both challenging
and extremely rewarding.

-Oh, I'm sure I will.

-There are a lot of good
cops in the department,

but very few of them
have a natural presence

to represent the police
force in the media.

-The media?

Mm-hm.

-Like as in television?

-Let me be honest.

This department is starved
for well-groomed, articulate

officers who can speak to
the public, the news media,

even to the city council.

Don't take this summer job
too lightly, Officer Hoffs.

You could end up working
for the mayor's office.

TEACHER: The riots that followed
the trial of Mr. Sacco and Mr.

Vanzetti were far more eventful.

Is anybody listening?

[yawns]

-Look, I know it's difficult to
concentrate, but some of this

may appear on the final.

OK, here's the deal.

We all pay attention
for the next half hour,

and I return all the
confiscated squirt weapons

from the last two weeks.

Come on, that's a great offer.

-We don't need the
guns back, Mr. Morris.

[shouting]

-OK, now knock it off, OK?

Knock it off.

-Hey, new guy!

Now!

-Hey!

[laughs]

[splash]

[laughter]

-So what do you think, man?

-About what?

About the bomber.

Bomber, don't you
think he's cool?

-You know who the bomber is?

-Of course.

The bomber-- the
bomber's a great guy.

He's a humanitarian and he
cares for his fellow students.

-Yeah, but do you
know who he is?

-Why do you want to know?

-Because I'd kind
of like to meet him.

-Yeah, well, I heard the
bomber's a pretty tough guy

to pin down.

And besides, you
know, he flies solo.

-So you're saying you
don't know who he is.

-You're not listening to me.

-Who's that guy?

-That guy is Jimmy Toushak.

Guy's a real loser, man.

HANSON: Think he
could be the bomber?

MAXIE: That guy?

I Listen, man,
them bomber's cool.

That-- that guy's a pack rat.

I mean, look at him.

He steals fruit.

-Why don't you eat this?

It, uh, might help you.

-Sure, I mean, I'll eat it.

It's cool, man.

[steam hissing]

-Yes, I'd like your '86 and
'87 budget reports, and also

your budget projections
for the next five years.

What do you mean,
you-- you don't

project that far in advance?

I've already told you,
this is Officer HT Ioki.

Well, then who do I speak to?

Damn it!

Penhall, you better use
both sides of that paper.

We're not made of
money around here.

PENHALL: Choke on it, Harry.

-Hi, Harry, how you doing?

-Don't ask.

How did your interview go?

-It went great, it went great.

The mayor's wife and
the chief of police

have this new
campaign, you know,

and they're looking
for a spokesperson

to deal with the media.

-And they picked you?

-I'm a lock.

-Yeah.

-Eat your heart
out, Penhall, 'cause

while they got you riding on
that hot motorcycle writing

parking tickets, I'll be
dealing with the media

in air-conditioned comfort.

-Well, I'm thinking
of attaching myself

to the Intelligence Unit.

-As what, a paperweight?

-All right,
everybody, listen up.

There is a new buzzword
downtown-- deprioritized.

-What does that mean?

-It means that we've
been moved down

on the list for
discretionary funding.

If they run out of funds
before they get to us,

this program could be killed.

-Killed?

As in gone forever?

Could be.

Listen, I want everybody
to think very carefully

about the job they
choose for this summer,

'cause Jump Street may
not reopen this fall.

We've been deprioritized.

[murmurs throughout squadroom]

[knock]

-Yeah?

-Captain, I've got the arrest
efficiency determinations

right here.

And I should have those
budget reports by tomorrow.

-Thank you, Ioki.

IOKI: Listen, um, how
does it really look?

-Not great.

-I'm going to do my own budget
projection for the program.

I'll have it ready by tomorrow.

-Uh, Ioki?

You're a good man, Harry.

You can have your pick of
any job in the department.

-I've already got a
job I want, Captain.

-Can I help you, pal?

-(WITH AUSTRALIAN
ACCENT) Uh, yeah.

Can you tell me
if this outlet'll

carry a hot plate and a TV?

-Why?

-'Cause I'm gonna be
looking after this place.

And I like my hot
plate sitting right

next to my television set.

-Hey, listen, pal,
this is my building.

-[chuckles] Not this summer.

Ah, I got 22 years'
seniority, and sitting

in this empty building
over the summer

is my reward for faithful
services rendered.

-You can't come in here
and take my job like that.

-I just have, mate.

-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Look, uh, let me
ask you a question.

How many years' seniority
have you got, mate?

-Uh.

-Do we have to do this?

-Doug, we're only
having dinner with them.

-I know, I know.

It's just-- having
dinner with people

makes me so uncomfortable.

Couldn't we just eat?

-What is wrong with you?

-Nothing.

It's just that when people
have dinner together, they--

they take it so seriously.

You know, they--
they set the table,

and they put the
napkin in their lap,

and then they get
all dressed up,

and-- and they act so proper.

I'm gonna laugh, I just know it.

-And this is my husband Steve.

-How do you do?

-Good.

Here.

-Oh, thanks.

Could you chill
this for us, dear?

-Sure.

So, how about a margarita?

Steve makes the best in town.

-Well, I learned when we were
on vacation in Puerto Vallarta.

-Sounds great.

-Um, how about a bear?

-I've got a case of German dark
ale that will blow your mind.

Would you get one
for him, honey?

-Oh, OK.

Oh, wait, let me get
you a glass for this.

-Uh, I'll take it in bottle.

-Oh, OK, here.

PENHALL: Thanks.

DOROTHY: That looks great.

-I'm making a nouvelle
veal and pepper

tortellini in a
basil cream sauce.

-You can do that?

[blender running]

[snap]

[thwack]

-Sorry.

-That's-- OK.

[giggles]

-What's so funny, Doug?

-Oh, nothing.

PENHALL: [burst out laughing]
Oh, man, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

It-- it's just that I heard
this-- this really dumb,

stupid, dumb dirty joke today.

-Great, let's hear it.

I love a good dirty joke.

-Oh, yeah, let's hear it.

-No, it's, uh, it's too
disgusting for the dinner

table.

I'll tell you later.

-So Doug, Cynthia
tells me you're

interested in renting
a house from her.

You know, if you
bought the house

you could deduct the
interest off your taxes.

-No kidding.

-Yeah, Steve is the best
financial advisor in town.

He could figure
out a way for your

to own that house for free.

-Well, not quite for free.

But if I take a look at
your financial statement,

I bet I could find some
nice investments for you

and increase your net worth.

-My net worth?

-Uh, net worth is
how much money you're

worth in cash and properties.

-$42.

-Excuse me?

-My net worth-- $42.

Got it in my wallet.

Well, I paid for wine. $40.

-Exactly what do you do for
the police department, Doug?

-Work undercover
in high schools.

-You mean you pretend
to be a student.

-Yeah.

I go in, hang out
with the kids, and I,

uh, try to find out who's
committing the real big crimes.

-Boy, must be kind
of weird, hanging out

with high school
kids all day long.

-It's weird hanging out
with high school kids.

But this summer, I'm switching
over to intelligence work.

-Oh.

-Come on, Do-Do, I'm sorry.

-(LIGHTLY) Huh.

That's OK.

-It's-- it's just
that they're real old.

-Doug, they're only two
years older than we are.

-That's all?

-The difference is that
they live like adults

and we live like
the Three Stooges.

-Oh, hey, we live just fine.

-Doug, I want to grow up.

I need more than sitting around
with your friends eating pizza

and having belching contests.

[water dripping]

[steam hissing]

HANSON: Hey.

I was checking the
place out and I sort of

stumbled on your
little penthouse here.

How long you been living here?

So I guess you could take the
whole place down from here,

huh?

-Get out of here.

-Look, you take it easy, pal.

I do what I want.

-I said get out of here.

-Are you crazy?

-Nah, I'm not crazy.

-Then why are you
living in a boiler room?

-'Cause I got no
place else to live.

Look, my mother ran
off with some drunk

and I got no other relatives.

This The only other place
they'd stick me is in a lockup.

So what'd you come
down here for?

-I was just messing around.

-Are you the bomber?

-No, I thought you were.

-[laughs] You kidding?

Every time that creep
blows off an M-80,

I gotta go a day and a
half without any water.

Listen, man.

Don't tell anybody about me, OK?

Thanks.

-Captain?

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

But you gotta do something.

(SHOUTING) It ain't
right for this guy

to march in here with
his hot plate and boot

a guy with a wife and four
kids out in the street.

-Look, just calm down, Sal.

I told you I'm going
to look into it.

SAL: I mean, this
building needs me.

I'm the only one that
knows how to fix it.

Captain, I don't even think
this guy's an American.

-Look, I know, Sal, I know.

Look, you just hang in there.

I mean, I am working on it.

-Thanks, Captain.

-Hey, man, I'm wal--
pardon me, Sal.

-Next?

-Captain, is it all right if I
ask your advice on something?

-That's what I'm here for.

-Well, do you think because,
you know, I spend all my time

undercover with
high school kids,

that that makes me act immature?

-What brought this on?

-Well, I just
think, you know, I'm

spending a lot of time in
high schools, and-- hey,

don't get me wrong, you
know, I love this work.

And if we come back-- I
mean when we come back--

I'll be the first one there.

But-- but-- I'm just wondering
about the summer job.

Do you think I'd be any
good at intelligence?

-I would be very proud to
write you a recommendation.

-OK.

Thanks, Captain.

Hey, it's just for
the summer, right?

[sizzle]

[bang]

SAL: (SHOUTING) Get the
hell outta my fuse box!

-Where'd you get those shorts?

-Oh, I stole them out
of an open locker.

-You look ridiculous.

-Yeah?

You shoulda seen the
guy I stole 'em from.

-Doesn't it give you creeps,
crawling around this place

when nobody's here?

-Oh, man, it used to.

The isolation used
to really get to me.

You know, there'd
be nights when I'd

be curled in a little
ball, too afraid to move.

I'd wake up the next morning
in the same position.

-How'd you get used to it?

-Time, I guess.

You know, you learn how to use
the isolation, the solitude.

Spend more time in the library.

You know, three
weeks' time, I'm gonna

graduate with straight As.

Last year I was
lucky to even pass.

-I don't think I'm gonna pass.

Can't stand school.

-Yeah?

I'm gonna get into college
no matter what it takes.

There's no way I'm gonna end
up working at some doughnut

factory like my mother,
drinking myself to death,

coming home to some other drunk
who's more stupid than I am.

There's no way, man.

I'm not gonna live like that.

-Yeah.

I'm gonna grab a
pizza after school.

You want to go?

It's on me.

-No.

Nah, thanks, I gotta
study for finals.

-OK.

-Hey, Tom?

Thanks for not telling
anybody about me, OK?

-Sure.

-Judy, I have got some
great news for you.

You got the job.

-Oh, great!

-They're gonna run your picture
in the department bulletin.

And we've been talking
to "Live at Five."

I think we can get you on
to plug the program later

this month.

-I-- I can't believe it.

-I'm taking a big chance
on you, Officer Hoffs.

Everyone in this
department covets that job.

There's going to be
a lot of resentment.

I want you to handle your
fellow officers with dignity.

-Oh, I will, sir.

-OK, now be sure to address the
mayor's wife as Mrs. Gentry.

And, uh, be tasteful
with the makeup, OK?

This is a very
wholesome campaign.

-Children, I'd like you to
give a warm welcome to a very

special visitor from the
police department, who's

come here today to talk
to you about safety.

Please give a big hello
to Officer Milk Carton.

KIDS: Hi, Officer Milk Carton!

Yay!

-Now gentlemen, if
you'll open to page three

of the blue folder, we'll look
into the '86 and '87 budget

reports and arrest
efficiency determinations.

-Captain, excuse me.

Your presentation is impeccable,
but you're wasting your time.

-Could we please let
the captain finish?

-Deputy Chief Glansman, when
we're at the station house,

we'll let you run the show.

But you're on my turf here,
so you'll defer to me.

-(SHOUTING) Where the hell do
you get off talking to me like

that?

-I'll talk to you
anyway that I--

FULLER: (SHARPLY)
Gentlemen, please!

I feel I can handle this myself.

Councilman, I am here to
address your concerns.

-You're here to save your job.

-My job is not in jeopardy.

-No, Captain, but
your program is.

And the bottom line is, Captain,
we're throwing away money

on a program that compromises
our children's rights

through intimidation
and entrapment.

-Councilman, what the
hell do you think we do?

Arrest kids for sticking
gum under their desk?

In the past 18 months, we
have busted dope dealers,

gun runners, prostitution
rings, child pornographers.

You want those kinds of
people around your children?

-No.

FULLER: Then Councilman,
if you please,

I would like to
continue with my report.

-This program is humiliating.

I feel ridiculous driving
all over the city dressed

as a carton of milk.

I want out of this.

-Fine, then you tell
the mayor's wife

you're above participating
in her pet project.

-Hey, Jude, how's
life at the top?

-How do you like PR?

They let you hang
with the First Lady?

-Oh, it's great.

It's a really
terrific assignment.

Can I have a slice of pizza?

-Yeah.

-Dig in.

-Sure.

Hey, Captain, come over here.

Help us graze it up.

I mean, would you care for
a slice of pizza, Captain?

-Don't mind if I do.

-How'd it go today at City Hall?

-Well, we made a good case.

-And?

-And those reports
you did for us

made a big impression
on everybody.

PENHALL: But?

-But City Councilman
Davis made it pretty clear

that he's going to be
campaigning to close us down.

-What'd we do, bust his kid?

-Is there any other
way we can help?

-We did our best.

Hey, if you people are
gonna be career cops,

get used to disappointments.

I've seen some great
programs wash out.

And I've said goodbye to
a lot of good friends.

HOFFS: Remember that one
summer in high school

where everybody changed
and came back in the fall,

and all your friends
were different?

-I hated that.

I remember this one year, the
toughest guy in the school,

Billy the Rock, he
went to California.

And when he came back,
he had this green hair

and a surfboard.

-Change isn't so bad.

It's part of growing up.

-Thank you, Mr. Maturity.

--[belch] Damn, I
gotta stop doing that.

-Well, I've had enough
changes in my life.

Every time I start
to feel secure,

some outside force has stepped
in and-- and ruined everything.

-Hey, well, that's the
way of the world, Harry.

Nothing's forever.

Think this pizza's gonna stay
with me for a while, though.

-I don't see what everybody's
getting so misty about.

For all we know, we
could be stepping

into the best
assignments we ever had.

[beep]

-The print-out's ready.

-The bomber?

-Yeah, we ran all the names of
seniors through the computer.

-Anybody got a record?

-Only one kid.

Good school.

-Maybe I'll buy in the district.

-Who is it?

-Let's see, James
Robert Toushak.

Wanted for car theft and
escaping juvenile facility

in Madison, Wisconsin.

-You know the guy?

-Yeah, I was at his
place last night.

Wake up, I want to talk to you.

-What are you doing?

-You lied to me.

-What are you talking about?

-Where'd you get that?

-Where do you think?

-You're a cop?

I don't get it.

Why didn't you
bust me yesterday?

-Because I wasn't
looking for you.

I'm looking for somebody
who's blowing up toilets.

Get your stuff together.

-No.

I'm not leaving here
without my diploma.

-You were busted
for stealing a car,

so don't give me that
garbage about your mom, OK?

-My mother ran out on me.

She could have brought me
home when I stole that car,

but she told them to lock me up.

-(ANGRILY) Get your
stuff together.

-No, I'm not going anywhere.

What are you doing this for?

-'Cause it's my job!

-I've been living like a sewer
rat for the last five months

because I want to do
something with my life.

I want an education.

I'm not a danger to society.

You don't have to
protect them from me.

You can't send me
back there, Tom.

I can't stand it there.

Just let me graduate.

Please?

-You buying me a cup of coffee?

-Oh, Phil.

Thanks for your
support yesterday.

It was a big help.

-You didn't need any, Adam.

Those councilmen were
very impressed with you.

-Yeah, were they impressed
enough to save the program?

-Programs come and go, Adam.

But I gotta tell you,
there's more than a buzz

going around about bringing
you along and possibly

giving you your
own area command.

-Yeah, well, before
that buzz gets too loud,

I want to make it very clear
that my first concern is

Jump Street.

-This could be very
big promotion, Adam.

You could be running everything
south of the freeway.

-All I want to be
running is Jump Street.

-Heard and understood, yeah.

I just want to let
you know that strings

can be pulled for you now.

You'll think about it?

-Yeah.

Yeah, Phil, Phil, there is
something you can do for me.

I got this maintenance
man, Sal Banducci?

He's being feather-bedded
out of his job.

I'm wondering if maybe
there's something

you can do, to give
him some seniority--

GLANSMAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[knock]

-Hi.

-Hi.

-Thanks for meeting me here.

-What's going on?

-Come on in.

I got some lunch for you.

-Pizza?

-Pasta salad.

Got a little wine.

Ta-dah!

-Doug, are you all right?

-Oh, yeah, I'm just great.

You want a little wine?

-Sure.

-There, there you go.

All right.

-What are we doing here?

-Well, it's where we live.

I told Cynthia we'd
take the place.

-Doug!

Are you sure?

-Yep.

-Oh, I'm really surprised.

-Hey, I got another
surprise for you.

My application to
work in intelligence?

They approved it.

-Doug, I'm really proud of you.

But what brought this on?

-Well, I figured it was
time for me to grow up.

Ptth.

-Hanson, if this
kid is a fugitive,

you gotta bring him
in, pure and simple.

-It's not that simple.

The kid screwed up.

He stole a car.

But he wants to get straight.

They're just going to toss
him back into juvenile

because he's got no
home to go back to.

-He is still a fugitive.

-I know that.

-Then bring him in.

-Look, he's just got a
few days left of school.

Let me stall until then.

-Mm-mm.

-Captain, he's living in
the basement of his school,

just so he can graduate.

Is the state gonna do a better
job of rehabilitating him?

-Did you contact his
correctional officer?

-Yeah.

FULLER: What'd you tell him?

-I told him that we might
have a lead on the kid.

-Very good.

Sneaky, but very good.

All right, call
him back, but not

until very late
in the afternoon.

You might miss him.

Then when he calls you back
tomorrow, don't take the call.

Then call them back again,
very late in the day,

hope you miss him.

If you get him by
mistake, hang up.

-You've done this before.

-I've got an ex-wife, Hanson.

-Thanks, Coach.

-Yeah.

Oh, and Hanson?

-Yeah?

-Find the bomber.

-Yeah.

-Doug?

-Yeah?

-Thanks.

-For what?

-For such a great lunch.

-I didn't cook it.

-Yeah, but you did a
fine job of serving it.

PENHALL: Uh, Dor?

Will you excuse me a second?

-Sure.

-Hey, buddy!

Hold on a second.

Let me show you something
about your swing.

I had the same problem
when I was a little kid.

Can I step in a sec?

OK.

Here, throw me that
glove, will you?

OK, you got a problem
of lifting up your heel.

Gotta keep your foot steady.

Put the glove on top--
don't move your foot,

the glove don't move.

Watch, throw it in here.

OK, see?

Glove didn't move.

You try one.

All right, I'm gonna put
the glove on top of here.

Don't move this glove,
don't move the foot.

Plant the foot.

Throw one in here.

OK, OK, good.

You didn't move your foot.

All you gotta do is connect now.

Throw your weight into it.

Hey, OK!

Got a batter!

[makes crowd roar sound]

-I love watching you with kids.

-Well, I love being with kids.

Maybe I'll coach a
team sometime, huh?

-Doug, we don't have
to take the house.

I've been forcing
you to make changes

and you're just doing it for me.

Maybe I just wanted
you to change

to show that you care for me.

-Well, of course I care for you.

-I know.

Doug Penhall, you
don't have to change.

You're perfect.

-Come here.

Baby, you're the greatest.

HOFFS: Did everyone
remember to look both ways?

KIDS: Yes.

HOFFS: Get up on the corner.

OK, come on over here.

Now what do you do if a
stranger offers you a ride?

KIDS: (IN UNISON) Never
take a ride from a stranger.

-Very good.

-How did you ever get to
be Officer Milk Carton?

-I've been asking myself that.

[alarm ringing]

MAN: Hey!

Hey, stop that man!

-Stay here!

-Aaah!

-Police, hold it!

[gunshots]

[MUSIC - ELGAR, "POMP AND
CIRCUMSTANCE"]

-OK, what's going on?

Check it out.

Come on, in the can.

-You're the bomber?

-Yeah, man.

I told you the bomber was cool.

-Wait, gimme that.

-What, you want to light it?

-Hold this just a second.

-What's that?

-Yeah.

-Huh.

You're a cop.

-Yeah.

-Well, you still
want to light it?

-Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you

the graduating class of 1988.

[cheering]

-Well, this is it.

I guess it's vacation time.

-I always used to look
forward to summer vacation.

Now it seems kind of eerie.

-Hey, come on, guys,
um, we'll be back.

You know, city needs us.

-I think we should
make it a point

to get together this summer
and not just let it slip away,

you know?

-Yeah.

-Definitely.

HOFFS: We will get
together, won't we?

-Mm-hm.

-Sure.

-Sure.

HOFFS: I'm sure
gonna miss you guys.

-Captain?

Aaaaahhhhh!

Pow.

Aah!

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