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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,010 [engine revving] 2 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:26,100 [crowd cheering] 3 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:36,000 [tires squealing] 4 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,880 [sirens] 5 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,880 -17, Adam 91, we are eastbound on McKinnely 6 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,880 in pursuit of a street racer in a red Chevelle. 7 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,140 He's got us up to 100 miles an hour. 8 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:06,060 Requesting an air unit. 9 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:08,880 [sirens] 10 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,210 [breaks screeching] 11 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:14,010 [crash] 12 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:16,870 [tires squealing] 13 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:23,210 -17 Adam 91, we've discontinued pursuit. 14 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:27,050 [music playing] 15 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,120 THEME SONG: We'd never thought we'd 16 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,190 find a place where we belong. 17 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:45,050 Don't have to stand alone, we'll never let you fall. 18 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:51,190 Don't need permission to decide what you believe. 19 00:01:51,390 --> 00:01:57,040 Oh, I said jump, down on Jump Street. 20 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:02,900 I said jump, down on Jump Street. 21 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:07,900 Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall. 22 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:11,170 You'll find you'll need us 'cause there's no one else 23 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:12,980 to call. 24 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:17,980 When it was hopeless, a decision is what you need. 25 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:22,080 You better be ready to, be ready to jump. 26 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,970 21 Jump Street. 27 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:28,080 [engine revving] 28 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,070 MECHANIC: No, not that one. 29 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:41,070 The other one. 30 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,060 Yeah. 31 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:45,150 [engine revving] 32 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,230 -Polo's here. 33 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:51,170 We have to go. 34 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:52,080 -That's my car. 35 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,880 -They promised me they'd put your car back the way it was. 36 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,190 -Why does is it have to be my car? 37 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:08,110 Can't we just pull one from impound? 38 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,000 -Oh, sure, handsome. 39 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,150 We'll give you a car we pulled off the hill last week. 40 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:14,010 Kids would never recognize an electric blue road runner 41 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:17,090 with "born to boogie" painted across the hood. 42 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:20,010 That's what our boy is driving. 43 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:20,860 -No pipes. 44 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,160 -Less wind resistance. 45 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:25,090 -Driver's a white male, brown hair, 16 to 18. 46 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:25,870 -Yeah. 47 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:26,930 That narrows it down. 48 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:30,090 -He's good for at least a dozen pursuits and three hit and run 49 00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:30,920 felonies. 50 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,950 -We can't catch one guy? 51 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,070 -Eh, we almost had him last night. 52 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:38,010 But when he busted through a red light at 120, 53 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,900 the city added one black and white 54 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,190 and a civilian vehicle to the loss column. 55 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,090 -So much for budget cuts. 56 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:44,870 -Yeah. 57 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:46,190 Well, these races are becoming a big draw. 58 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:48,070 City's traffic was trying to work it. 59 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,090 But the racers have scanners and look-outs. 60 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:50,930 [crash] 61 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:51,980 MECHANIC: Hey watch it! 62 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:54,100 -Why can't they just shoot it and put it out of its misery? 63 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,870 -All done. 64 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:02,120 [engine revving] 65 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,180 -My ears are ringing. 66 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:12,900 -What? 67 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,070 -This is a vintage machine. 68 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:15,130 It's a work of art. 69 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,980 It's like a-- it's like a da Vinci. 70 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:18,120 -Now, it's a Warhol. 71 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:32,080 [engine revving] 72 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,080 HANSON: Russell? 73 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,080 Russell Buckins? 74 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,100 -In person. 75 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:41,870 Woo! 76 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:42,800 Ha-ha! 77 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,030 -Macka-lacka, macka-lacka! 78 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:45,090 -Macka-lacka! 79 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:45,890 Whoa! 80 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,190 -Oh, man. 81 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,900 -Old friend? 82 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:49,190 -Very old. 83 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:49,890 -Good, man. 84 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:50,900 Lookin' real good. 85 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,080 -Doug Penhall, Russell Buckins. 86 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,130 Hey, you a cop, too? 87 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:53,850 -Yup. 88 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:55,060 -Hey, bust me, please. 89 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:56,060 Send me to jail. 90 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:56,940 Let me learn a trade. 91 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:58,200 -Ha, you're out of work again. 92 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,190 -Hey, "my occupational hazard is my occupation's 93 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:03,220 just not around," Jimmy Buffett. 94 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:04,020 -Let's see. 95 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,230 Last time we talked, you were still 96 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:07,110 working at that radio station. 97 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,100 -Ah, fired. 98 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,000 I played Louie Louie 48 hours straight. 99 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:11,820 -Hm. 100 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,230 -Hey, it was an all Louie Louie weekend. 101 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,080 I bolted myself into the control booth. 102 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,920 They had to get me out with an axe. 103 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:18,800 -That was you? 104 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,820 -Yep. 105 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,020 -I've known this guy since kindergarten. 106 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,100 What are you doing here? 107 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,220 -Eh, I'm just cruising on through to the mountains. 108 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:28,160 And, uh, I'm going to a wedding of a friend of yours, 109 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:33,920 a very special friend. 110 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:34,200 -Who? 111 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:34,900 -Nope. 112 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:35,890 You got to guess. 113 00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:37,070 But I'll give you a hint. 114 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,050 It's somebody you'd never expect. 115 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:40,980 -Who? 116 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:42,890 -Debbie Eaton. 117 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:45,220 Read it and weep, pal. 118 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:47,120 -Debbie Eaton. 119 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,090 -Debbie Eaton. 120 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:50,960 -Debbie Eaton. 121 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,190 -So I was thinking I'd crash here tonight, 122 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:56,900 and tomorrow cruise on up in my convertible. 123 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,030 You want to go? 124 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:05,180 -Debbie Eaton's gettin' married? 125 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:07,880 PENHALL: Whoa-ho! 126 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,170 "Tom, just wanted you to know, it's 127 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,130 the things we never said that were important. 128 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,990 Love you always, Deb." 129 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:19,130 -Isn't that nice? 130 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:20,080 -Always! 131 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:20,930 Always! 132 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,040 -Yeah, always turned out to be 3 and 1/2 weeks. 133 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,920 -Well, what happened? 134 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,170 -I don't know, we were just heading in separate directions. 135 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:28,950 -Bull. 136 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:29,910 You blew it, man. 137 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:31,130 You coulda made your big move. 138 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:31,960 But you choked. 139 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,200 -No, we just never got that far. 140 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,860 I always it in the back of my mind to call her. 141 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,890 -Well, it's a good thing you didn't wait too long. 142 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,220 -There was always an obstacle. 143 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,100 -You were the obstacle, man. 144 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:46,130 -There's something I'm missing here, details. 145 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:54,000 -I met her at a party four weeks before school ended. 146 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,950 I was nuts about her. 147 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:59,230 So we started going out, but I had a girlfriend. 148 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,200 We both knew there was something there, but the timing was bad. 149 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,870 And then the next thing you know, baboom, graduation. 150 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:08,130 -She went to Europe, then to Michigan State. 151 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:08,970 I want there, too. 152 00:07:09,170 --> 00:07:10,180 Well, a couple a years anyway. 153 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:13,140 I majored in sleepin' and gettin' high. 154 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:15,900 -So did you ever see her again? 155 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,960 -Well, we were supposed to get together for Christmas 156 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,180 the fall of her freshman year. 157 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:21,220 We were going to down to Florida for winter break-- 158 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,810 -But you choked. 159 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,050 -I didn't choke. 160 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:25,800 I had to work. 161 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:26,200 I was going to the Academy. 162 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,200 I was helping my mom. 163 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,160 -That was the turning point, man. 164 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,830 You make- a me sick. 165 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:35,060 So who's she marrying? 166 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:36,120 -Some clown. 167 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,120 They went to law school. 168 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,160 So whats it gonna be? 169 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:44,140 You gonna cruise up to the mountains with me? 170 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,980 -For what? 171 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:49,960 -Tommy, she's getting married. 172 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,170 I mean, this could be your last chance 173 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:55,060 to ask her out on a date. 174 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:57,170 -He's right. 175 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,840 -I can't. 176 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,080 I got a court date. 177 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,080 I gotta work. 178 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,820 PENHALL: He is right, you know. 179 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,190 HANSON: Give me a break, will ya? 180 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:10,980 Russell hasn't changed a bit. 181 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,220 He's still living day to day. 182 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,220 I don't how the hell he ever made it to college. 183 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:15,840 -When you were in high school, did you 184 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,090 have an onion head hair cut? 185 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:18,820 Did you wear a crew neck t-shirt with a-- 186 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:19,820 with a pocket protector? 187 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,220 -I did not have a pocket protector. 188 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:23,910 -Two out of three. 189 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:25,210 Did you ever get sent to detention? 190 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:28,230 Did-- did you ever get caught shop lifting 191 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:32,810 or get an F for blowing off your homework? 192 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:33,820 That's what I thought. 193 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,200 -All right, so I was a responsible kid. 194 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,040 What's wrong with that? 195 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,010 -Green means go. 196 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,150 [tires squealing] 197 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:48,140 -Woo! 198 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:01,170 -A responsible guy like you's gotta 199 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:02,970 have, what, three, four days worth of over time? 200 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:04,170 -Hey, hey, she's getting married. 201 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:06,160 Going up there's not gonna change that. 202 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,040 -Didn't you ever see the graduate? 203 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,860 It never changes. 204 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:13,230 -You never get any smarter. 205 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,000 What's the big deal? 206 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,870 -Hanson, do you ever drag race? 207 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:19,910 Do you ever borrow somebody's car and go for a ride? 208 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:22,860 Did you ever get into a brawl after a football game? 209 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,000 Hanson, did you ever punch somebody out? 210 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,150 -I'm gonna punch you out in about 10 seconds. 211 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:28,880 -Now, you're talkin'. 212 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,090 You missed something, my friend. 213 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:34,090 You missed being a teenager. 214 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,890 -Maybe. 215 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:39,080 Now, they pay me to do that. 216 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,150 [engine revving] 217 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,150 -So there I was, right? 218 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,890 Smoke was filling up the car. 219 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:20,200 The guy's so far back, he doesn't even 220 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,230 know what's going on-- 221 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,150 -Yeah, the small tracks can be a drag, huh? 222 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:24,890 -I'm in the middle of a story here. 223 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,110 -Hey, tell me Tommy Lockheart. 224 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,080 -I hear you come in. 225 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,090 Is that your Mustang? 226 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:37,910 -Uh-huh. 227 00:10:38,110 --> 00:10:39,910 -Is she all bark and no bite? 228 00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:41,150 -Well, I don't know if she bites. 229 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,160 But nobody's ever been able to get in front of her. 230 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,210 -I don't know. 231 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:48,910 You don't look so fast to me. 232 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,090 Let's blow. 233 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:53,890 -Good one. 234 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:56,210 He spotted you as tough guy right away. 235 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,820 Hey. 236 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,980 He's a lot more dangerous than he looks. 237 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,100 -What did his daddy buy him that car? 238 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:03,950 -Yeah. 239 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:05,090 Well, I'll tell you what, you're the one that's walkin' 240 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,020 away from me. 241 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,030 -You know something? 242 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,890 You're trying too hard. 243 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,830 You gotta earn the right to race me. 244 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:21,170 First you race Charlie, the little Mike, then Spector. 245 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:24,900 Then, maybe, we'll talk. 246 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:28,060 Oh, and, uh, we're not gonna race for nothin'. 247 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:30,900 -Oh, I don't ever race for nothin'. 248 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,160 -$500 against your pink slip. 249 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,980 Let's go right now, you think you're so fast. 250 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,080 Get the hell outta here and go home, huh? 251 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:38,880 -Hey, hey, hey. 252 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:39,860 You mind if I talk to man. 253 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,220 The man's gonna blow your doors off. 254 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:44,810 Can I talk to him? 255 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:47,920 -Somebody ought to. 256 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,200 -You OK? 257 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,120 -I can beat this guy. 258 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:52,940 -Beat him? 259 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:53,940 What are you talkin' about? 260 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,160 You're not even supposed to race him? 261 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,890 -Well, I gotta get into line, don't I? 262 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,220 -Just make sure you make the call. 263 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,880 -Oh, I'll make the call. 264 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,810 -Well, good. 'Cause he looks like he 265 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,180 could blow your doors off. 266 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:08,080 -396, maybe 454, you're out of your league, friend. 267 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,190 Hey, we don't got the cash. 268 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:18,850 But, uh, I'll put up the pink slip. 269 00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:21,130 -Done. 270 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:29,880 -OK. 271 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,830 Listen up. 272 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:34,030 As soon as the Chevelle is on the starting line, 273 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,150 Hanson will radio us in. 274 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:38,170 Now, remember, we want the red Chevelle. 275 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,900 Any others you scoop up is gravy. 276 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,020 Any questions? 277 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,170 -Starter's in place 278 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,950 -Where's Hanson? 279 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:53,230 POLICE OFFICER: He's coming up to the starting line. 280 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,130 All right, stand back. 281 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:58,220 [crowd cheering] 282 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:01,210 [engine revving] 283 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:35,960 [crowd cheering] 284 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:40,870 [tires squealing] 285 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,050 -What the hell? 286 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:09,000 [crash] 287 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,230 -How is he? 288 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,920 -Not good. 289 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,190 You had an undercover officer out there racing with him? 290 00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:28,900 A police officer racing a car 100 miles an hour 291 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:29,940 in the middle of the night? 292 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,210 -Look, Mr. Walker, both the officer 293 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,810 involved and myself are terribly sorry for what 294 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:35,150 happened to your son. 295 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:37,890 But he was out there on the street 296 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,960 breaking the law without anybody twisting his arm. 297 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,220 And it wasn't the first time. 298 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,970 He will face charges for what he's done. 299 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,000 -Only if he lives, Captain. 300 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,130 You guys are going back to the Academy. 301 00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:58,930 -What? 302 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,980 -Are you kidding? 303 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:04,130 -Do I look like I'm kidding, Penhall? 304 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,230 -No. 305 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:09,130 -It's departmental policy for young officers 306 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,890 who commit a grievous error. 307 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,920 You'll be interviewed by IAD, then 308 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,830 you're to be recycled through the Academy 309 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,160 starting tomorrow at 6:00 AM. 310 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,220 -Wait a second, when did I become my partner's keeper? 311 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:20,900 -The day you were sworn in. 312 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:21,990 -I was 50 yards away. 313 00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:25,110 What'd you want me to do, throw my body in front of the cars? 314 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,980 I didn't know he was gonna take off. 315 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,970 -You acquiesced, Penhall. 316 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,960 IAD is gonna file a 181 on you. 317 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,120 He didn't do anything. 318 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,170 It was my fault. 319 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,180 -That's right. 320 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,940 He didn't do anything. 321 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,860 That's why the department calls it acquiescing. 322 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,220 Partners are responsible for each other. 323 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,860 You know that. 324 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,140 And you know that it works both ways. 325 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:48,170 Your screw up last night could cost him his job, too. 326 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:50,990 Think about it. 327 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,880 That's all. 328 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,220 -Acquiescing? 329 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,030 -Oh, and Hanson? 330 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,830 Get a unit to take you home. 331 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,970 Your car has been impounded as evidence. 332 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,160 -Oh, you picked a great time to become irresponsible. 333 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:08,060 -Good morning. 334 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,830 -Good morning, sir. 335 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:14,180 -Let me give you all for words of advice. 336 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:18,020 Don't make me angry. 337 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,880 OK, listen up. 338 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:23,880 Futrell. 339 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:24,860 -Here, sir. 340 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:25,840 SHIELDS: Abrams 341 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:26,840 ABRAMS: Here, sir. 342 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:27,800 SHIELDS: Wilson. 343 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,110 WILSON: Here, sir. 344 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,230 SHIELDS: Prior. 345 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:31,990 -Here, sir. 346 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,900 SHIELDS: Penhall. 347 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,230 -Here, sir. 348 00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:41,160 -Welcome back, Officer Penhall. 349 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,970 -Good to be back, sir. 350 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,840 -For those of you who don't know Officer Penhall, 351 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,200 he's an example of what you don't want to become. 352 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:55,930 He's being recycled, couldn't make it on the outside. 353 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:59,080 But he's being given one more chance. 354 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:05,870 So let's all try and keep him from screwin' it up, hm? 355 00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:07,190 'Cause he sure looks like he could. 356 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,080 Hanson. 357 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,060 Hanson. 358 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,830 Hanson. 359 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:26,900 [laughter] 360 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,180 -Woo! 361 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,890 Man, have you lost your mind? 362 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,130 Are you sure you want to do this? 363 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:36,980 -Yes. 364 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,110 And I don't want to hear any lectures from you. 365 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,020 -OK. 366 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:39,850 Fine. 367 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,810 But I just want to remind you that you're 368 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,060 the guy who folds his socks before you put them 369 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,070 in your drawer. 370 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:45,910 -Yeah. 371 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:47,200 Well, maybe I'm tired of folding my socks. 372 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:47,920 -OK. 373 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,060 Well, welcome aboard. 374 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,180 But you better wear your helmet. 375 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,980 Boy, is Debbie gonna be surprised to see you. 376 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:57,050 -Doesn't it scare you the way you're livin', no job, 377 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,080 no security. 378 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,910 -Hey, I got security. 379 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:03,150 I don't security knowin' I don't owe nobody for anything. 380 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:07,110 And I can go where ever I want, whenever I want. 381 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,830 What about you, man? 382 00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:10,830 I mean, you like what you're doin'? 383 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:14,020 I mean, what are they gonna do to you for not showing up? 384 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,020 -Huh, fire me. 385 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,910 -Shrewd move, Hanson. 386 00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:21,010 -Just drive, man. 387 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,000 -Hey, Russell? 388 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:27,970 -Yo? 389 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,860 -It's good to see you, man. 390 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,130 -Same here, baby. 391 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,030 Woo! 392 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,150 -I just got a call from the Academy. 393 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:42,870 Hanson didn't show. 394 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:43,920 -Well, where is he? 395 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,110 -I don't know, Hoffs. 396 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,140 That's why I called you in here. 397 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,920 Find him now. 398 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:49,940 -Yes, sir. 399 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,220 -Uh, Captain, what about the prelim in the Lavco case? 400 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,000 -What about it? 401 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,850 -Well, Hanson and I got subpoenaed last week. 402 00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,060 The hearing's tomorrow. 403 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,060 -Find Hanson. 404 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,060 -How did I get stuck with you, Penhall? 405 00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:13,080 -Your name begins with P, you idiot. 406 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,810 Penhall, Prior, pinhead. 407 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:20,070 -Penhall, do you have something to say? 408 00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:21,930 -No, sir. 409 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:24,220 -Penhall, why are you here? 410 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:27,180 -I love being a police officer, sir. 411 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:28,890 -No. 412 00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:31,970 You are here because you're a screw up. 413 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,170 You were a screw up the first time you were here. 414 00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:38,810 And all you've done since you left, you screw up. 415 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:42,110 -Consistency's always been the strongest part of my game, sir. 416 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,880 -You know why you're a screw up, Penhall? 417 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,950 Because you've forgotten how to be a team member. 418 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,230 When a police officer works undercover, 419 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,880 he gets addressed like a low life and talk like a low life. 420 00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:00,210 After a while if he's not careful, he forgets what he is. 421 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:05,050 And he starts acting like a low life. 422 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,820 -Sir? 423 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,030 Permission to be assigned another partner 424 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,080 due to a personal conflict. 425 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,830 -Denied. 426 00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,140 During your 20 years of service, you're 427 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,160 going to be assigned a lot of lousy partners. 428 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,980 Get used to it. 429 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:23,190 Class, except Penhall, 10-hut. 430 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,820 Now, Officer Penhall, you stay here 431 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:35,160 and act like an individual, while the rest of the team 432 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,890 goes out for coffee. 433 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:40,170 Class dismissed. 434 00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:50,910 -Hey, pull that head up, recruit. 435 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:51,940 -Thank god. 436 00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,230 You've come to pull me out of here, right? 437 00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:55,130 I got case I gotta deal with? 438 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:56,130 -Sorry, Penhall. 439 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,070 But we're on a Hanson hunt. 440 00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:58,900 -Oh, great. 441 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,860 Hanson screws up and I gotta pay for it again. 442 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,190 -Do you know where he is, Doug? 443 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:04,840 -No, don't you? 444 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,120 -Well, we checked his house. 445 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,140 We phoned Amy and his mom. 446 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,220 And nobody knows where he is. 447 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:08,920 IOKI: Yeah. 448 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,120 He better show up. 449 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,900 IAD's climbing all over Fuller. 450 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,910 Besides, he got to testify in the prelim in the morning. 451 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:16,100 He could get canned for this. 452 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,130 -Hanson? 453 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,010 Canned? 454 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,930 He never done anything wrong in his life. 455 00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:22,200 He doesn't even know anybody who's done anything wrong 456 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,170 in his life, except for me. 457 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,920 -What? 458 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,850 -Russell Buckins. 459 00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:34,170 -See, Hanson, the problem is we all 460 00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:37,180 have this inflated view of our own importance. 461 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,220 But the reality is we're all just synthetic fiber 462 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:43,010 on some space mutant's shoe. 463 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,860 -You got any proof to back that up? 464 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,920 -Hey, if you'd had been a little bit more selfish, 465 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,200 maybe we wouldn't be watchin' Debbie Eaton's wedding 466 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,960 from the cheap seats. 467 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,020 -I always wondered what Debbie's be like. 468 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:56,920 -Yeah. 469 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,920 I know what you mean, man. 470 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,120 -She was always some kind of fantasy for me, you know? 471 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,150 -Abso-freakin-lutely. 472 00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,830 -But the thing is I always wondered 473 00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:12,030 if the real thing could ever be as good as the fantasy. 474 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,940 -It was better. 475 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:16,220 -What? 476 00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,930 What was better? 477 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,130 -I-- it'll be better. 478 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,230 It'll be better. 479 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,050 Hey, I got a problem with tenses, all right? 480 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:26,970 -You had her. 481 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,210 -Hanson, we're in the middle of a major thoroughfare here. 482 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,210 -Tell me the truth, or I'll rip your throat out! 483 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:39,110 -Hey, it was a long time ago in college for Christ's sake. 484 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:40,080 [horn honking] 485 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:43,980 -I mean, come on. 486 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,110 We were friends. 487 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:48,230 We were at school together. 488 00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:53,130 You know, these things happen. 489 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,890 -My friend. 490 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:56,830 -Hey, Tommy. 491 00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,090 It was one time, you know? 492 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:13,160 If it makes you feel any better, she screamed your name, man. 493 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:33,130 I'm tellin' ya, you can do it, man. 494 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:34,120 -You do it. 495 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:34,950 -I would. 496 00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:37,040 But you know I got a bad back. 497 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,120 -Since when? 498 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,030 -Since just now. 499 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:41,830 Look, it's $500. 500 00:23:42,030 --> 00:23:43,210 All you gotta do is stay in the ring 501 00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:47,090 for 60 seconds with Sheila. 502 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:47,940 -No. 503 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:48,920 -Come on. 504 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,090 One minute, 60 seconds. 505 00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:51,960 Come on. 506 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,030 You can buy Debbie a hell of a wedding gift. 507 00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:55,810 -No. 508 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,170 -Look, I'll take your picture. 509 00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:58,930 We could show it off at the wedding. 510 00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:01,140 I bet you it'll make Debbie like you better. 511 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,970 Oh, come on, man. 512 00:24:03,170 --> 00:24:05,180 How big can Sheila be? 513 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:08,170 [crowd cheering] 514 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:34,160 This is the stuff that legends are made of. 515 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,810 Sheila, Sheila, Sheila. 516 00:24:45,010 --> 00:24:46,160 Sheila, Sheila! 517 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,150 [crash] 518 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,950 Got it. 519 00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:56,230 [crowd cheering] 520 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,920 -All right. 521 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,190 You and your partner receive a radio call. 522 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:10,220 There's a 211 suspect, armed and dangerous, 523 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:13,020 hiding out somewhere in this building. 524 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,120 Now, when you get here, the building 525 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,870 has already been evacuated. 526 00:25:17,070 --> 00:25:18,170 -What about the guy in the bathroom? 527 00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:19,190 -That's OK. 528 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:22,070 They got the guy in the bathroom. 529 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,960 -How about the basement? 530 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,150 -The building has been evacuated. 531 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,060 -What about the guy in the bathroom's gun? 532 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,190 -He was unarmed. 533 00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:30,980 -No, he wasn't. 534 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:33,120 See, he taped his gun to the back of the toilet. 535 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,150 -They got the gun that was taped to the back 536 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:37,850 of the toilet, Penhall. 537 00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:38,970 Anything else? 538 00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:40,170 -Just a thought, sir. 539 00:25:40,370 --> 00:25:43,110 Didn't want anybody to get hurt. 540 00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:45,180 -Good. 541 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:45,990 OK. 542 00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:47,830 Penhall and Prior, first up. 543 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:50,160 Go. 544 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:04,020 -Where you goin'? 545 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:04,980 -The back room. 546 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:06,230 You take the front. 547 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,910 -The book says we're supposed to stick together, 548 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:10,210 two man perimeter search. 549 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:12,110 -The book don't work on the street. 550 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:14,210 You just said so yourself. 551 00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:15,890 Come on, man. 552 00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:17,210 We can cover more ground this way. 553 00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:21,160 We can handle it. 554 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:25,120 -Don't hurt yourself. 555 00:27:08,090 --> 00:27:10,230 -You're dead. 556 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,010 SHIELDS: Congratulations, Penhall. 557 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:17,950 You're dead. 558 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:20,210 -I'll call my parents, sir. 559 00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:23,950 -And what were you doing without your partner? 560 00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:26,860 -I hadn't realized that my partner had started 561 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:29,230 the preliminary search without me, sir. 562 00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:48,210 -Uh, thanks for, uh, covering me. 563 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,030 Look, I'm sorry, man. 564 00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:54,090 It just came out. 565 00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:55,130 -Forget about it. 566 00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:58,990 -It won't happen again, partner. 567 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,830 -I'm not your partner. 568 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:04,050 You don't know the first thing about being somebody's partner. 569 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,020 -Look, I'm sorry. 570 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:05,820 I screwed us up. 571 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,110 You want me to tell Shields, I will. 572 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,000 OK? 573 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,930 -Taking off on your own wasn't the mistake. 574 00:28:11,130 --> 00:28:14,090 The mistake was I just shouldn't have let you do it. 575 00:28:20,170 --> 00:28:21,990 -Hanson, Tom Hanson. 576 00:28:22,190 --> 00:28:25,180 He's a guest at the Eaton wedding. 577 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:28,810 No, I don't know what the groom's name is. 578 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:30,010 No, he's not in the wedding. 579 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:31,800 He-- no. 580 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,100 He's not the groom. 581 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,220 Thank you very much. 582 00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:36,970 -Nothing? 583 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,050 -Well, I've still got 20 hotels left. 584 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,230 That is, if my ears hold out that long. 585 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,120 -Well, I hope Ioki's having better luck. 586 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,820 JUDGE: Mr. Neely, why is officer Tom Hanson not present? 587 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,030 -Some sort of an emergency, I'm sure. 588 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:54,020 -This case will be continued until 9:00 AM tomorrow. 589 00:28:57,210 --> 00:29:01,930 Officer Ioki, tell Mr. Hanson that if he does not 590 00:29:02,130 --> 00:29:04,940 have a valid excuse for ignoring his subpoena, 591 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:07,200 he will be found in contempt, and he 592 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,880 will be fined or imprisonment. 593 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,020 Thank you very much. 594 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,980 -Ha! 595 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:19,020 Tom, you're up. 596 00:29:21,210 --> 00:29:22,210 I'll be honest, Hanson. 597 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:25,990 I've never seen anybody degenerate this fast before. 598 00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:27,820 -What did I sleep on, man? 599 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,950 -I mean, you blow off your job, you wrestle a bear, 600 00:29:31,150 --> 00:29:32,140 you get a tattoo. 601 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:33,820 I mean, what can I say? 602 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:36,130 I'm impressed. 603 00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:40,010 -I thought I was dreaming. 604 00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:41,810 -Eh, you were kind of. 605 00:29:42,010 --> 00:29:43,180 I tell ya, a lot of guys wouldn't 606 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:46,170 let somebody brand new work on their arm. 607 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,830 Took a lot of guts. 608 00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:50,230 -I read about guys dying from these things. 609 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:51,840 You can get blood poisoning. 610 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,130 Never happenin', you had too much alcohol in you. 611 00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:56,020 -How could let me get a tattoo? 612 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:58,020 -Would you forget about the tattoo? 613 00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:00,020 -You can't forget about a tattoo, man. 614 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:01,910 That's the point. 615 00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:03,090 You got one? 616 00:30:03,290 --> 00:30:06,810 -Ah, no. 617 00:30:07,010 --> 00:30:09,000 Hey, I'm just looking for the right object. 618 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,170 I mean, an Indian's perfect for you. 619 00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:11,890 Me? 620 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,890 I gotta look around. 621 00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:17,040 So look, here's the plan. 622 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,960 Ah, we blow into town, clean up, hit a few bars, whatever. 623 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,870 The rehearsal dinner's set for 7:00. 624 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:26,840 That's when we make our entrance. 625 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,220 -We're going to crash Debbie's rehearsal dinner. 626 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:30,850 -Eh, so we eat someplace else first. 627 00:30:31,050 --> 00:30:32,190 I mean, once she sees you, she's probably 628 00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:34,060 going to blow off the wedding anyway. 629 00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:36,000 -When she sees me, she's probably not 630 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,090 going to recognize me. 631 00:30:37,290 --> 00:30:38,210 -Relax, man. 632 00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:41,920 She told me she never forgets a face. 633 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:42,820 All right. 634 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:43,930 All right, new plan. 635 00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:47,060 You stand in the back of the chapel, pound on the window, 636 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:49,200 and yell, Elaine, Elaine! 637 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,040 Hey, what's the matter, man? 638 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,000 You gonna puke or something? 639 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,180 -I gotta be nuts, man. 640 00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:59,840 What am I doin' here? 641 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,840 -Look, you called the hospital. 642 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,820 I mean, the kid in the wreck is gonna be fine. 643 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:04,800 Will you quit worrying? 644 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,180 -No, I'm talking about Debbie. 645 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,060 There's nothing between us anymore. 646 00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:09,020 -You're wrong, man. - No. 647 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:10,810 It's all in my head. 648 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:12,880 -I'm telling you, she screamed your name, man. 649 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,160 -Forget it, I'm not going to make a fool out of myself. 650 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,910 -Hanson, don't wuss out on me now. 651 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,020 I mean, we're only a half a tank of-- whoa! 652 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,020 [horn honking] 653 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:27,820 [screaming] 654 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,160 [crash] 655 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:34,220 -Yes, sir. 656 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:36,230 I will tell him that. 657 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,060 Thank you, I'm glad I could help. 658 00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,930 Well, let's see. 659 00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:45,930 $500 fine, plus $150 for towing the jeep. 660 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:49,040 By the way, it's impounded and undriveable. 661 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,020 -Hey, give me a break, huh? 662 00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:53,170 I mean, vehicular cow-acide? 663 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,040 I mean, is that really on the books? 664 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,840 -That was a $5,500 cow, son. 665 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,110 And you don't have any insurance. 666 00:32:00,310 --> 00:32:01,870 -Well, hey, neither did the cow. 667 00:32:02,070 --> 00:32:04,060 I mean, this is a no fault state, isn't it? 668 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,060 -Undercover cop, huh? 669 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:09,860 -Yeah. 670 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:11,050 You got a great town here, Sheriff. 671 00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:11,830 Uh, can we go now? 672 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:12,200 -Yeah. 673 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,860 We got this wedding to make. 674 00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,090 Somebody want to call us a limo? 675 00:32:15,290 --> 00:32:16,810 -Your Captain Fuller tells me you're 676 00:32:17,010 --> 00:32:18,090 a day late for court, Hanson. 677 00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:20,050 You don't show up first thing in the morning, 678 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:21,230 your whole case is blown. 679 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,870 Were you just, uh, plannin' on not showing up, son? 680 00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:27,060 -No, I just forgot about the subpoena. 681 00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:29,810 And, uh, there's no way I can make it now. 682 00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:31,190 -I could give you a lift to the rent-a-car. 683 00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:33,830 You drive straight through, you should make it in time. 684 00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:34,800 -Hey, come on, Hanson. 685 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,030 You're not serious, man. 686 00:32:36,230 --> 00:32:37,860 We got the wedding, man. 687 00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:41,110 -Where in hell did you pick up this felon? 688 00:32:41,310 --> 00:32:43,010 -I appreciate that, sir. 689 00:32:43,210 --> 00:32:43,840 I really do. 690 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:44,220 Come on. 691 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,220 We got a wedding to stop, huh? 692 00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:47,080 -I don't think you got much choice. 693 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,830 Well, of course he's got a choice. 694 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:51,870 I mean, this is America, isn't it? 695 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:53,820 -Look, I can't go to this wedding, man. 696 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:54,200 I'm a cop. 697 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,160 I got a lot of responsibilities. 698 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,050 -I knew it. 699 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:56,910 I knew it. 700 00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:58,070 I knew you'd wuss out. 701 00:32:58,270 --> 00:32:59,840 I mean, isn't this perfect? 702 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,060 You are one yard away from the goal line, 703 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:04,200 and you call timeout. 704 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,030 Don't play for the tie. 705 00:33:07,230 --> 00:33:09,230 Go for the touchdown. 706 00:33:09,430 --> 00:33:15,020 Go for the ah, ah, touchdown. 707 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,060 Ah! 708 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:16,940 Ah! 709 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,220 Touchdown! 710 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:20,090 -I can't. 711 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:25,210 -One time goal to goal. 712 00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:31,040 -Who is this guy? 713 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:39,030 RUSSELL: Russell Buckins. 714 00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:42,840 -You look great, Deb, extremely great. 715 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,180 What do ya say we ditch this guy? 716 00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,030 We could be in Vegas in about seven hours. 717 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,210 -Ooo, I don't think so. 718 00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:49,060 Remember the last time we did Vegas? 719 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:51,020 -Hey, the kid settled out of court. 720 00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:52,020 -Oh. 721 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:57,810 -Hey, you are never going to guess who almost made it here 722 00:33:58,010 --> 00:33:58,200 with me. 723 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:58,930 -Who? 724 00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:00,120 -Nope,you got to guess. 725 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,040 But I'll give you a hint. 726 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,160 It's somebody you'd never expect. 727 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:05,870 -Uh-- 728 00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:08,000 -Tommy Hanson. 729 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,200 -Tommy? 730 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,850 -Yeah. 731 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:12,090 Well, the invitation said I could bring a date so-- 732 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:12,990 -How is he? 733 00:34:13,190 --> 00:34:15,080 -Gained about 30 or 40 pounds. 734 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,900 But, ya know, you can still make out his face. 735 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:19,870 I'm kidding. 736 00:34:20,070 --> 00:34:21,210 He looks great. 737 00:34:21,410 --> 00:34:22,930 -He remembered me? 738 00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,200 -Are you kidding me? 739 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,080 I couldn't get the guy to shut up. 740 00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:31,960 -You didn't say anything about-- 741 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:36,940 -Oh, you mean that night before finals in your dorm room 742 00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:39,090 when you screamed out his name? 743 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,950 -No. 744 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:47,140 Come on, what kind of guy do you think I am, hm? 745 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:48,110 -Oh, great. 746 00:34:48,310 --> 00:34:49,870 Thanks, Russell. 747 00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:53,150 -Hey do I detect the smell of a torch, here? 748 00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:54,960 -Just tell me what he said. 749 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,060 -Well, I think he took it like a man. 750 00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:00,890 His exact words were, eh, you guys were in college together. 751 00:35:01,090 --> 00:35:02,060 You were friends. 752 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:05,880 And, uh, these things happen. 753 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:10,010 -Coming here and all-- how close did he get? 754 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,000 -The one yard line. 755 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,200 NEELY: And isn't it true that you knew the defendant 756 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,230 before the day of his arrest? 757 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,850 -Yes, it is. 758 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:24,070 -Isn't it also true you had several arguments 759 00:35:24,270 --> 00:35:26,070 with the defendant, and did, in fact, have 760 00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:27,840 great disdain for him? 761 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,180 -I had had arguments with the defendant, 762 00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:31,860 but I didn't dislike him. 763 00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,180 -Would you consider him a friend? 764 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,940 -No. 765 00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:38,230 -It's odd that out of everyone on that campus, 766 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,110 you singled out the defendant to detain and search. 767 00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:44,920 What was your probable cause? 768 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,870 -Well, at that particular time, he 769 00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:49,230 was the only person sprinting across the quad screaming 770 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,100 at the top of his lungs, wearing a blood soaked t-shirt. 771 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,910 -No further questions, your honor. 772 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,170 We got a hostage up here, man. 773 00:35:58,370 --> 00:36:00,910 You leave, I let her go. 774 00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:03,220 If you don't, I'm gonna waste her. 775 00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:05,140 -Can't we talk this out? 776 00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:05,970 -No. 777 00:36:06,170 --> 00:36:08,180 She don't have that kind of time left. 778 00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:09,940 [screaming] 779 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:10,940 -Shut up. 780 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,080 -Look, there's a tree in the backyard. 781 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,970 I can use it to get to the second floor. 782 00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:17,200 -You think nobody's watching out the back window? 783 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,030 Listen to me carefully, Prior. 784 00:36:19,230 --> 00:36:21,070 And don't screw this up. 785 00:36:21,270 --> 00:36:30,890 I Red's your color. 786 00:36:31,090 --> 00:36:38,930 I Red's your color. 787 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:40,200 -You're hurting me! 788 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,190 -Shut up. 789 00:36:41,390 --> 00:36:44,980 Your punk just blew it! 790 00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:46,170 PENHALL: Come on, man. 791 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:47,090 It's not worth it. 792 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:48,050 Let's talk. 793 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:48,930 -No talk. 794 00:36:49,130 --> 00:36:50,120 She's dead. 795 00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:55,120 PENHALL: Hey, what is that? 796 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,910 You smell that? 797 00:36:58,110 --> 00:36:58,990 [knocking] 798 00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:01,150 -Is this part of the field problem? 799 00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:02,870 [knocking] 800 00:37:03,070 --> 00:37:05,050 PENHALL: Somebody call the fire department! 801 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,130 [knocking] 802 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:06,910 -Come on! 803 00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:08,120 We got a fire in here! 804 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,020 [knocking] 805 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:21,190 -Hostage safe and sound, sir. 806 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,220 -I gotta tell you, Coach, maybe I 807 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,830 did miss something when I was a kid, being so responsible, 808 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:36,230 taking care of my mom after my father was killed. 809 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,100 But these last couple of days, you 810 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:44,060 know, seeing Buckins, wrestling a bear, gettin' a tattoo, even 811 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:48,230 goin' to jail, it wasn't bad. 812 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,040 -You're a little ripe for your teenage rebellion 813 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,930 stage, Hanson. 814 00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:56,200 Look, nobody's sayin' you can't take a few days, 815 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,120 relieve the job pressures. 816 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,080 It gets to all of us. 817 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,940 But you were way out of line. 818 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:06,120 You blew off my orders. 819 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,130 You blew off IAD. 820 00:38:07,330 --> 00:38:08,920 And you came damn close to lettin' 821 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,160 Lavco walk on an attempted murder charge. 822 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,150 -I'm sorry. 823 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:13,840 -Sorry isn't good enough. 824 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,000 -You want my badge? 825 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,160 -Is that what you feel like you want to do? 826 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,010 -You want to know what I feel? 827 00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:31,160 I'm tired of putting my butt on the line 828 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,960 for complete strangers. 829 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,050 If they want to do drugs, fine. 830 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:38,970 If they want to crack up at 100 miles an hour, fine. 831 00:38:39,170 --> 00:38:40,110 Let them kill each other. 832 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:47,010 Maybe some day I want to get married, have a kid, 833 00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:49,100 I just don't want to miss anything. 834 00:38:57,130 --> 00:38:58,860 -All right, look. 835 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,950 You did something wrong, Hanson. 836 00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:03,170 Fortunately, nobody died. 837 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,160 I could make a few calls, straighten things out with IAD, 838 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,890 get you some time off. 839 00:39:11,090 --> 00:39:12,140 -I, uh, don't think it'll matter. 840 00:39:19,010 --> 00:39:21,120 -You know, I've typed up my letter of resignation at least 841 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,170 a half a dozen times. 842 00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:31,170 Give it some time before you call it a career. 843 00:39:35,130 --> 00:39:42,990 And Hanson, you're not Russell Buckins. 844 00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:44,080 -I know. 845 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:48,900 You goin' home? 846 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,090 -I don't think so. 847 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:54,890 [knocking] 848 00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:58,200 -You forget your car keys, honey? 849 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,110 Honey? 850 00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:21,960 Tommy. 851 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,830 -You remembered. 852 00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:26,020 -I never forgot. 853 00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:31,180 Uh, Miss Ryder, could you give me a few minutes? 854 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,090 -Certainly. 855 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:42,950 -Can you come in? 856 00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:44,140 -Only for a year or two. 857 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,170 -Bucky said you were coming, and then you weren't coming and-- 858 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:58,190 -Oh, I was, and then I wasn't. 859 00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,030 Now, I'm here. 860 00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:04,980 And, uh, you look beautiful, Deb. 861 00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:07,180 -I feel like I should be standing on a cake. 862 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:11,970 -OK. 863 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,890 Look, here's the deal. 864 00:41:15,090 --> 00:41:19,180 We find a house, we buy some clothes, we buy some food, 865 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:22,890 and we get this thing right. 866 00:41:23,090 --> 00:41:25,030 -You've got great timing, Tommy. 867 00:41:25,230 --> 00:41:27,070 -I'm a late bloomer, I'm sorry. 868 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:32,190 I don't even know why I'm here. 869 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:36,160 Look, uh, I better go. 870 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:43,930 -Tommy, don't go yet. 871 00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:46,080 -Debbie, I know this is going to sound crazy. 872 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,960 But, um, maybe you should postpone the wedding. 873 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,190 -You can't be serious. 874 00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:53,830 It's in less than four hours. 875 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:54,190 -I know. 876 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:55,840 But I am. 877 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,140 I mean, this is it, Deb. 878 00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:02,170 -Tommy, we can't. 879 00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:03,230 I can't. 880 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,830 I'm going to Hawaii tonight on my Honeymoon. 881 00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:07,190 Burt just left to pick up the tickets. 882 00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:09,870 -Yeah. 883 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:10,820 I know. 884 00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:11,820 I paid the bell boy to call him. 885 00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:14,010 DEBBIE: You did what? 886 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:18,890 -I had to see you alone. 887 00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:21,200 I can't believe I'm even considering this. 888 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,130 -I can't believe I'm even asking you. 889 00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:26,160 -What about Burt? 890 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,880 -He'll get over it. 891 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,160 -We didn't. 892 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,000 -Come on. 893 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,210 What is it all going to matter in 100 years? 894 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:45,870 -Tommy, I-- I can't hurt Burt like that. 895 00:42:46,070 --> 00:42:47,110 I'm getting married tonight. 896 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,170 -You love this guy? 897 00:42:54,230 --> 00:42:56,060 -Yeah, I do. 898 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,040 I'm sorry. 899 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,210 -Don't be. 900 00:43:06,110 --> 00:43:08,110 You mind if I don't stick around for the wedding? 901 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:20,020 Deb, I'm real sorry about winter break. 902 00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:23,130 Um, I'll always wonder. 903 00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:44,080 Don't ask me again. 904 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,000 -Oh, I know you didn't. 905 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:46,920 You didn't do it. 906 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,080 I know you didn't. 907 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,010 You didn't. 908 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:51,100 Did you? 909 00:43:56,110 --> 00:43:57,190 No way. 910 00:43:57,390 --> 00:43:59,810 No way. 911 00:44:00,010 --> 00:44:02,000 Not a single way. 912 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,080 Did you? 913 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:14,170 And if you did, and you didn't tell me, you're a dead man. 914 00:44:14,370 --> 00:44:15,810 Dead. 915 00:44:16,010 --> 00:44:19,110 I will welcome incarceration for your murder if you did, 916 00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:22,860 and you didn't tell me. 917 00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:25,200 Dead man. 918 00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:28,180 Dead man. 919 00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:37,230 I know you didn't do it. 920 00:44:43,110 --> 00:44:44,010 Did you? 921 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:51,210 -Debbie tells me you got some kind of a job or something? 922 00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:53,010 -Nah, it's no big thing. 923 00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:56,020 Actually, I've been doing a little writing. 924 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:57,010 -Writing? 925 00:44:57,210 --> 00:44:58,900 I didn't know you were into that. 926 00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:00,200 -Eh, I'm not really. 927 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,810 But, uh, I can make my own hours. 928 00:45:04,010 --> 00:45:04,970 And there's no dress code. 929 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:06,220 But what about you, man? 930 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:09,820 You figure out what you're gonna go yet? 931 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:12,210 -No, not yet. 932 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:14,840 -Dead man. 933 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,140 I am not kidding, Tommy. 934 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,230 -What kind of stuff do you write? 935 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:23,110 -Eh, magazine pieces. 936 00:45:23,310 --> 00:45:25,840 Lifestyle stuff mostly. 937 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,180 -Where do you get your ideas? 938 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,870 -You know, life. 939 00:45:31,070 --> 00:45:32,850 -Eh, well, you ought ta have plenty of material 940 00:45:33,050 --> 00:45:35,230 from this trip. 941 00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,850 [whistling] 942 00:45:39,050 --> 00:45:41,850 [breaks screeching] 943 00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,830 -Come on, man! 944 00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:46,170 Hey, you're kiddin', right? 945 00:45:46,370 --> 00:45:46,970 Tommy! 946 00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:48,020 Come on! 947 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:51,210 I'm gonna try and sell it to "Rolling Stone" on the alumni 948 00:45:51,410 --> 00:45:52,030 news letter! 949 00:45:52,230 --> 00:45:53,210 I'll make you famous! 950 00:45:57,070 --> 00:45:58,860 He did. 951 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,190 He did, that son of a-- 64155

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