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Previously on Wildcard.

Surprise! I wanted to meet the man for
whom you gave a million.

Hi! Max, this is Jessica.

Wow, finally!

I've heard so much about you. Where have
you been for the past 15 years? On the

run. From Gideon Varga. Who's Gideon
Varga? He's the devil himself.

killer went on his rampage speaking of
rampages what's your name and are you

rampaging for corkscrew yo what up my
name is nixon and i'm jc beaker and

hosting our annual corkscrew blowout
tomorrow night and it's gonna be even

bigger than last year 20 bucks at the
door we got djs all night it's gonna be

wild your parties always are now if you
had a serial killer nickname what would

it be i don't know i gotta take a killer
leap though hey i'll meet up with you

So, I've actually thought about this a
lot, and if I was a killer, my name

be Hammerface.

Because I'd have, like, a hammer on my
head, and I'd, like, headbutt people.

Nice try, Nixon.

Why'd you leave, bro?

Jillian would talk to you all night.

I see how she looked at you.

Okay, you're getting a little close,
bro.

Hey.

You're up early.

I have very important work to do.

How's Captain Kilt, or whatever his name
is?

You mean Sir Torvald the Untamed?

Sure.

I'll have you know that he is a brave
Scottish warrior with a secret heart of

gold and very limited access to shirts.

Should I be jealous?

Only if you can't ride a horse bareback
while wielding an axe and nothing but a

kilt.

Don't judge. He also writes really
beautiful poetry.

Oh, well then.

I wonder how you'd look in a kilt.

Well, you'll just have to keep
wondering.

Mark? What the hell's on your head? A
tiny box arrived this morning. It's a

present from Ricky.

Care to explain?

Yeah, Ricky's on a mission to find a hat
that Mark will tolerate for more than

four seconds. I'm shocked he hasn't
ripped it to shreds, honestly.

I think he liked it. Hey, buddy?

I guess if people can change, so can
cats.

And they're back to you in a kilt.
Right.

Damn it.

Hold that thought.

Let's work.

I gotta go.

So do I.

I guess Sir Torvald will be fighting his
shirtless duel without me.

Bye, Mark.

I never thought my usual nighttime jog
would turn into a nightmare.

The court killer had already claimed
four victims in Primrose that week, and

it's about to be his fifth.

Spooky.

I thought you don't like listening to
true crime. I don't. This is from years

ago, but since we've been called up to
Primrose, I figured it might shed some

light on what made the town so famous.
Welcome to Primrose, the quaintest place

to get stabbed by a corkscrew. This
week's the 10 -year anniversary of the

corkscrew killing, so there's a festival
going on in town to commemorate it.

Ooh, is there a parade? What about a
float? I don't know about a parade, but

it's sort of the town's way of
reclaiming the story. I think it's why

survivor of the killing started the
podcast in the first place. If I get

attacked by a crazy killer, I would do
more than start a podcast. I'm talking

book series, big budget movie with
collectible merchandise.

Why not a theme park while you're at it?
Ooh, now you're talking.

Speaking of talking, um, about dinner
the other night.

Hey, don't worry about it.

I know, it's just a little awkward to
talk about the fact that my dead mother

alive again.

I get it. And honestly, I'm just happy
she is alive.

Oh, hey, I looked into this Gideon Varga
guy.

You did? Yeah, you weren't kidding about
him.

Crimes from all over the world have been
attributed to him.

Murder, extortion, kidnapping, you name
it. It's like he's a ghost. Nobody knows

what he looks like.

Well, thankfully he's dead, so we don't
need to worry about him anymore.

You didn't tell anybody about him,
right? Of course not. I wouldn't tell a

about any of this. I promise.

Thanks. She's your mom.

It's your story to tell.

Wow. They really did throw a festival.

You know college kids. Any excuse for a
keg party, right?

Yeah.

Thanks so much for coming down.

Deputy Wade McMiller.

Call me Wade. Detective Ellis, this is
Special Consultant Max Mitchell.

Lead the way.

Follow me.

Body was found earlier this morning.

The victim's name is Casey Beaker.

Student here at Primrose College.

And no one's touched anything on the
scene.

Wanted you to see it first.

Okay.

Stabbing? Yeah. I haven't found the
murder weapon. If I had to take a guess,

say it was a corkscrew.

Sensing a theme here.

Look what's in his mouth.

It's a cork. It's the corkscrew killer's
calling card.

We heard about it on the podcast.

So the killer is back?

No, no. He died ten years ago.

Oh, yeah?

Then who wrote this?

And I want the body taken downtown to
forensics as well, okay? Thank you.

Wade, I told you not to call them.

Respectfully, Mayor, we do not have the
same resources they do downtown, and I

need the extra hands, especially since
this is the second corkscrew killing

week. This is your second homicide this
week? Way to bury the lead, Wade. It

happened four days ago, and I was
dealing with it myself because the mayor

wanted to keep it quiet. Want to keep it
quiet.

Clear up the bond.

Primrose Mayor, no offense, but if folks
see cops poking around everywhere, they

might get spooked and spend their
dollars elsewhere.

Shut it all down!

Sharon Bailey, local headache. She
manages the motel at the edge of town.

Clarissa, I have been telling you for
years, this has all gone too far.

Sharon, Primrose is like Salem or
Amityville.

We've turned something dark into a
positive.

Positive?

We've got a copycat killer on the loose.
I hate to say it, Mayor, but Sharon's

got a point. The first time this
happened, Primrose PD tried to keep it

and look how that turned out. Nothing
gets shut down. These festivities are a

second life for the local economy, and
we are not going to jeopardize that.

Isn't that what the mayor in Jaws said?

Look, I agree with Wade.

Public safety has got to be the top
priority here. Of course it is. The

of our citizens is my first priority.

But if no one makes a living, there is
no town.

All I ask is that you keep a low
profile.

Sharon, let's walk it off.

Two homicides in a week and a copycat
killer on the loose?

Wade, I think it's time you tell us what
you know.

This is the first victim, Amy Myers.
Four days ago, she was found outside the

football field parking lot after a game.

Stabbed with a corkscrew, a cork in her
mouth. Just like Casey Beaker.

Exactly like the original corkscrew
killer murders. I mean, I have all the

case files here.

I was barely 20 at the time.

I remember like it was yesterday.

And there he is, the corkscrew killer,
Abe Bunker.

All right, campus bartender. The
killings were about revenge for him.

Yeah, and Bunker was a character, you
know, easy to make fun of, I guess.

a while, couldn't take it anymore, and
he just snapped.

I started killing the ones who were most
cruel to him. See? That's why you

always got a tip.

There was four victims.

There was almost a fifth.

Phineas Taylor, but he survived.

Right. He's the one who started the
podcast.

Well, the cute nerdy ones in the movies
always die first.

Oh, you got lucky. If I remember
correctly, he was only stabbing the

right? Phineas was kidnapped by Bunker
jogging past the old Bailey factory.

Managed to fight him off. Some oil
spilled during the fight and the whole

building went up in flames. And the
killer was burnt to a crisp. Yeah.

Nothing left but his gold teeth, a
corkscrew, his mask, and evidence that

other murders were found in his
apartment later. The corkscrew killer

This is the copycat killer. We don't
want any more bodies showing up. We'll

to talk to whoever knew the two recent
victims.

Let's get to work.

Our annual corkscrew party is supposed
to be tonight, but without Casey, I shut

it all down.

Can you walk me through what you
remembered from last night? Any little

could help.

Kate and me were partying, and then Kate
had to go take a leak, and that was it.

When he didn't come back, I just assumed
he went to another party. He's got a

lot of friends.

You didn't think to go looking for him?

I should have.

Maybe then he'd still be alive.

Maybe if I went, I'd be dead, too.

Amy's my roommate.

Why is my roommate?

I can't believe this happened.

Did anything stick out about the last
time you saw her?

She was selling merch at the game. I was
helping her with a regular night. We

lost. I wanted to go home and take a
shower. Amy said she was right behind

What kind of merch was she selling?

We have corkscrew killer tees in three
different sizes and corkscrew killer

hats, beer cozies, and corkscrews.

It all just seems so wrong now. How much
for that?

You never know when wine o 'clock's
going to hit.

You can have it.

Thanks.

Definitely check out Burger Bonanza.
They have a killer murder -themed menu

weekend long.

Bottomless corkscrew fries.

And don't forget to subscribe if you
want to stay up on all things happening

around campus.

So the corkscrew killer is back. What do
you need to know?

So much for keeping it quiet.

It's impossible to keep CK News quiet
around here.

BK? The corkscrew killer.

Oh, right.

Anyways... I know you have questions for
me. I never met Amy Meyer's IRL, but

she seemed really sweet and photogenic,
and I own three of her shirts.

What about... Casey Beaker. I knew
Casey, but not super well. He dated a

-tier friend for a few months, but he's
kind of the party king of corkscrew

week. His friend Nixon told me... About
last night? How crazy is that? I

interviewed Casey and Nixon. Nixon's
been crushing on me forever.

That was minutes before Casey was
killed.

Speaking of which, can I get the... The
footage?

I got it all ready for you. I'll airdrop
it. I gotta run, though. There's a

ketchup drinking contest happening in
the quad, and bar videos get huge

Got it.

Thanks.

It's too far in the background to see
anything. But then the fact that the

killer is maybe in a mask, so that
narrows it down to a hundred possible

killers? So it could be anyone at this
point.

Okay, we need to go over the rules for
surviving a serial killer, because in

movies, the prettiest one always dies
first, and that is not going to be me.

It's not a movie, Max.

Oh, Alice, you innocent lamb. A cop
always dies too.

Rule number one, we need to stick
together. Never go anywhere alone.

Speaking of, we should location share
right now.

How do you know my passcode?

Oh, you're cute.

Rule number two, always check the
backseat.

Okay, we're good.

And lastly, never go into any basements,
cellars, or attics. Anywhere dark and

confined is strictly off limits.

Got it. Oh, and never answer the phone
from an unknown number.

Don't.

This is Detective Ellis.

Deputy Wade, I've got some info for you.
Hey, Wade, I... How do we know it's

Deputy Wade? Because it is Deputy Wade.
What's the matter with you?

Sorry, Wade. Just went through a tunnel.

What's going on?

Do you remember the surviving victim we
talked about, Phineas Taylor, the

podcaster? There's been a development.

You need to get to his house, quick.

Okay, we're on our way.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. What are you doing here? You didn't
know she was going to be here? Did you

know that we were going to be here? Do
you live here?

I have so many questions.

No, I just knew there was a detective
coming. But you live here. No, I don't

live here. But why? Jess, what are you
doing here? I got a tip about the

homicide this morning and I wanted to
come interview Phineas. I did a story on

him a few years ago. It wasn't this
cozy.

Deputy Wade just called us down here.
What's going on? The story just got

bigger. Come in.

Is the door locked?

It's locked.

I'm Detective Ellis. This is Max.

Deputy Wade told us something happened
here today.

It's okay, Phineas. You can trust him.

That. I found it on my front step this
morning.

What's in the box?

Sorry.

What's in the box, though?

Let's take a look, shall we?

There's a note.

Time to finish the story. Love, a long
-term fan.

Have you seen anyone hanging around your
house lately?

No, nothing out of the ordinary.

I always get prank calls this time of
year because of the anniversary, but

isn't a prank.

What makes you so sure?

Because that's the same corkscrew that
almost killed me ten years ago.

That's impossible.

I mean, the original corkscrew would be
in an evidence box in some long -term

storage. Look,

they have the same scratches on the
handle.

Okay, I'll tell you what. We'll have it
sent downtown to forensics, and

hopefully they can tell us where it came
from. It came from whoever's doing the

killings. They're telling me I'm next.

Why?

Because I'm the one who got away.

Are you still actively podcasting about
this killer?

No, no. After Behind the Mask, I moved
on to other serial killer stories.

He's one of the top true crime
podcasters.

Okay, well, look, whoever did this knows
where you live now, so it's not safe

for you to be here, okay?

Not until we know more.

No. No, I'm sorry. I can't.

Are you forgetting the fact that there's
a serial killer on the loose?

You never forget that someone did this
to you.

So what's the problem?

I'm agoraphobic.

I haven't stepped outside in years.

I had no idea he was agoraphobic.

He's never talked about it before. So
what do we do? We can't just leave him

here. I can remove him by force if
necessary.

No, he's already traumatized enough.

We're trying to catch a killer here, and
I need to take this to evidence.

Okay, I'll stay here and try and
convince him to leave.

But he's a target.

I'll get Deputy Wade to come down here
and keep watch, okay? But then after

that, I need to go to the long -term
evidence lockup.

Oh, that's where I was headed to. That's
perfect.

You two remember the rules?

Stick together.

The rules?

She's seen too many horror films.

I've seen the right amount of horror
films.

Well, I'm down to carpool if you are.

First time working together?

I'm a journalist. We're not exactly
working together. Okay, whatever you

call it. Just don't get murdered, okay?

Sorry.

I know history repeats itself, but for
some reason, I thought that my history

would be an exception to the rule. I
can't believe this is happening again.

Sorry.

Helps me process.

No, it's all good.

But that recorder thing is portable,
right? You can process from someplace

I appreciate what you're trying to do,
really, but I haven't made it past the

front door in years.

It's not something I talk about.

We all have.

Things from the past you'd rather not
talk about.

Although, looks like you talk about a
lot of worse things.

It's been a kind of therapy.

Just trying to understand how a person
could do such things.

So what do you think?

All serial killers have one thing in
common.

They love weaving a good story.

They see themselves as the main
character.

Killing gives them a sense of control
over the narrative.

So why did they send you the corkscrew?

My guess is a power play. I got away, so
now they're making me part of their

story. What about your story?

If McKiller Crazy Pants is a main
character, then so are you.

It's not that simple.

I mean, it kind of is.

Look around.

You literally narrate your whole life.

I mean, the way I see it, you can either
sit around and be corkscrewed, or you

can take control and write your own
story.

The question is...

What does Phineas want to do next?

Okay, either that's a really long Yelp
review or you started writing your story

already. Mind your business, Sergeant
Snoopy.

You know, you never did mention where
your tip came from this morning.

Well, you didn't mention your case
either.

I'm serious, Jess.

This isn't some ride -along, okay? If
you're sitting on information that could

compromise this investigation, you need
to know it.

Okay. What is this really about?

Look, I just think that we have
competing priorities.

I will always be real with you about the
personal stuff.

But professionally, that stays separate.
For example, if I have a source, I am

going to protect them.

That is not negotiable.

Okay.

Understood.

There's going to be things that I can't
tell you either.

Okay.

I know that you've been burned before,
and I would never do that to you, at

or at home.

I hope that you know that.

That's all I needed to hear.

Besides, if I really wanted to get
something out of you, I think it would

good. Oh, really?

Really. How would you do that exactly?

Hey.

Rise forward, detective.

Yeah.

Yeah, got it.

It's just one foot in front of the
other. Yeah, I don't know about that.

Deputy Way's car is right outside.

Nope.

Nope.

Okay.

Talk it out.

What do you want?

Um... What do I want?

I want to not be afraid anymore.

I want to feel in control of my life
again.

I don't choose how I got here, but I
want to choose what happens next.

Well, looks like you got your next
podcast.

And it looks like you're officially part
of my story.

Nothing will happen to us if we stay
together.

It's one of the rules.

Ready?

We can do this.

Ready?

Yeah, three, two, one.

So the original corkscrew evidence was
inventoried and sealed

three years ago. The killer's mask, his
notebook, his gold teeth, it's all here.

Here we are. Box 116.

Can you use this table? Just leave it
when you're done. I'll put it back.

thanks.

There's nothing in here but rocks.

What?

The evidence is gone.

How does something like this even
happen? The seal on the box wasn't even

tampered with. I don't know what to tell
you. No one has touched this since it

was deposited here three years ago. The
sheriff assigned to the original case

signed off on it. And who was that?

Let me see.

Here he is.

Stuart McMiller.

Any relation to Deputy Wade McMiller?

Oh, you could say that. He's Wade's
father.

You're doing great.

Thank you. I couldn't do this without
you.

No, this is all you, boss.

Whoa, why are you going this way?

I'm so sorry, Phineas.

Highway 47's closed. I had to take this
road.

What's wrong?

This is the Bailey factory road.

Corkscrew killer died.

And where I almost did.

Okay, just breathe.

You can do this.

We're driving past the old factory where
it all happened.

I haven't seen it in ten years.

Last time I was here, I was helpless,
fighting for my life.

You're doing great.

But I wasn't the only victim.

Wade, I still think about your dad.

He saw the fire and helped drag me out.

He was a good sheriff. He didn't deserve
the hate that he got.

Your dad was sheriff at the time?

Yeah, Pops was never the same after that
case.

The whole town blamed him for not
catching the killer.

Just tore him apart.

And he started drinking after that.

Too much.

Lost the house.

Lost his job.

But he still couldn't let it go.

It's happening again, is it?

You come out here to remind a drunk old
sheriff how badly he failed?

No, sir. Not at all.

We went back to the old original
evidence today.

No, you were the last person to handle
that. Is that right?

Mm -hmm.

You haven't accessed the evidence since
then, right?

Why would I?

I have nightmares about it enough.

And now my son's got to deal with it all
over again.

You know, my dad was a cop, too.

Was he proud of you?

He passed before I could make detective.

It's too bad.

Sometimes I think the only reason Wade
joined the force was to make me happy.

But my happiest moments are when we'd
spend hours out there hunting, camping,

talking. But that was before any of that
stuff happened.

And now the nightmares come back.

And if you don't catch him, he's going
to keep killing.

Deputy Wade.

I'll have you know I had to cancel
paying customers reservations for these

rooms. I appreciate it, Sharon.

Well, look who decided to finally come
down and show his face.

I didn't want any of this to happen. You
have to know that. Don't! I don't want

to hear it.

Sheesh.

Customer service at this motel is
seriously lacking.

Eight years later, insurance still
resents me.

Why?

The factory belonged to Sharon's family.
They lost everything in that fire. They

couldn't afford to rebuild.

Motel manager is a big step down for
her. And when my podcast took off and

people started the Corkscrew Killer
Festival, it's just more salt in the

That's why she's such a grinch.

Are we sure it's safe here?

The room's under a fake name.

Nobody knows you're here.

And I will be parked out front.

All night.

Thanks.

Ready?

You okay?

Yeah, I feel better behind a locked
door.

Hey, do your serial killer survival
rules say anything about motels?

Don't watch any videotapes you might
find. Oh, if the owner's obsessed with

taxidermy, get out of there quick.

And don't touch the couch cushions.

It's not a rule. They're just gross.

Gotcha.

Nate. Okay.

I believe McMiller when he says he sent
the evidence away.

You could tell he was tormented by it.

I feel for him.

You know?

I know what that's like to carry around
all that unresolved trauma.

It'll really pull you under if you let
it.

Telling you if I didn't solve Daniel's
murder, that could have easily been me.

I don't believe that.

I don't think you ever would have given
up.

You didn't know me back then.

I know you now.

It was the original corkscrew. The blood
traces match the old victim and the new

one. So the copycat killer did send it.
Which means they had to have access to

the evidence box.

I don't like what I'm thinking right
now.

Look, a hunting shed is a good place for
hiding stolen evidence.

Let's go with water.

Grape soda.

Guess that'll do.

Not a good sign.

Doesn't look like anybody's been here
lately.

Packages are all addressed to P .O.
boxers all over the world.

And unless Stu has a side hustle working
for FedEx.

It's an official evidence bag.

These are the Corkscrew killers' gold
teeth.

This is all the original Corkscrew
evidence.

I read about this. People make big money
off of these crime souvenirs.

A lock of Charles Manson's hair went for
a quarter mil on the dark web.

Okay, but Jeff, you're living in a
trailer.

Doesn't exactly scream big money.

Sunflower seeds.

Deputy Wade was always snacking on
sunflower seeds.

Oh, he either sold the corkscrew to the
killer or...

Max.

Phineas, open up.

Max? Oh, thank God.

What time is it?

Lock the door and stay inside.

What's going on? And don't open it for
anyone except for me or Ellis.

Or the pizza I just ordered, because I
don't want it to get cold.

Yeah, okay.

Well,

that's not good.

Okay, well, maybe he's getting a drink.

Or maybe he's quenching his thirst for
his next kill.

Oh, geez, what's the rules for that?

I knew that would come in handy.

Well, this really hurts the chances of
being the killer. Yeah, that woman

a lot like the other two victims.

Nice try.

It's our killer. It's taunting us.

Hey, maybe it's a woman. Keep an open
mind.

Give it to Prentice.

Thank you. Ugh, my pizza is definitely
cold by now.

Not that I have much of an appetite.

We need to tell Wade's dad.

I should stay with Phineas.

Okay. You get Phineas down to the
station, and I'll go talk to Stu.

Okay.

Look, I am so sorry, Stu.

What was Wade mixed up in?

It seems like Wade was selling the old
corkscrew killer evidence.

Do you have any idea why he would have
done that?

My fool of a son would... Look, this is
all my fault.

Yeah, what do you mean?

I got behind him my trailer payments,
and he said he'd take care of it.

I never asked them where he got the
money.

My son, he's gone.

This killer, he's taken the only thing I
had left.

Wade's fingerprints are all over the old
evidence, but obviously we know he's

not the killer.

Now, if the killer is a true copycat,
then there's two more victims to come,

we can't have that happen. Phineas, you
said serial killers like stories, so

what's the story here?

In the original killing spree, the
victims weren't random, so there must be

pattern to these murders.

Wait a minute. Wade was selling the
evidence from the original corkscrew

And our first victim, Amy Myers, was
selling killer -themed merch.

And Casey Beaker was selling tickets to
a corkscrew -themed party.

And the killer threatened him. Somebody
made a podcast about the original

corkscrew killer. So all the victims are
profiting off the original story.

Exactly. That's why the killer's doing
the copycat thing. He's mad they're all

making money off the story.

Oh, God.

Though none of this would have happened
if it weren't for my podcast.

Hey, Cole.

Excuse me, guys.

Don't blame yourself.

But when this is all over, I would think
about rebranding your podcast to

something that won't kill you.

Like antiques.

Or whales.

What are you still doing here? Thought
you went home to get some rest.

No chance of that.

I learned something that you need to
hear.

You know how Wade's dark web history was
impossible to trace?

Yeah. I got my cyber team on it. Well,
you can call them off. I got in touch

with a source who's familiar with dark
web transactions of this nature.

Who?

You know I can't tell you that.

Okay, fine. What did your source say? I
told them what we were looking for, and

they'd heard about it.

Apparently, there was a bidding war for
the corkscrew. They did more digging for

me. They know who won.

Sharon the Grinch Bailey.

Jessica's source traced the corkscrew
sale to a P .O. box a few hours away.

A bit more digging revealed who the box
was registered to.

It's in Sharon Bailey's name.

Don't worry. We double -checked it on
our end. Okay, so she bought the

corkscrew.

Do you think she's a copycat killer?

All the victims profited off the
original story, and Sharon hated that.

She hated all the parties, and she
especially hated Phineas' podcast.

Well, the motive's definitely there.

And as the motel owner, she was nowhere
to be found after Deputy Wade was

killed. So it's not exactly a good look.

I think it's her.

Right.

I'll call backup to drive over there
with you.

Bring her in before she catches wind of
anything.

Usually, journalists don't make it in
the building this far.

But thank you.

Anytime.

Let's get you home, Phineas. Post up a
uni outside his place until Sharon's

brought in.

Yes, sir.

I feel a victory.

I can't believe it. Sharon, she could
have killed us last night.

I know.

But it's over now, Phineas.

We're on our way to arrest her right
now. You're safe to go home, I promise.

Thank you.

All of you.

Do we know who's driving me home?

I'm gonna drive you home myself.

Hmm.

So, right along?

Yeah.

Sharon Bailey was stuck in the past as
much as I had been.

If I needed any more proof, it was time
to move on and rewrite my story.

This was it.

One thing I have learned is that you
can't do anything alone.

If it wasn't for Detective Max, I would
still be stuck in my house.

She helped me take that first step.

Aw, thanks for calling me detective.

I meant what I said before.

I couldn't have done it without you.

And I think I'm ready to take that next
step.

Ooh, what's that?

Skydiving? Ziplining?

Maybe we can ride the luge.

I was thinking of something else.

We're here.

The old Bailey factory.

This is where my life end is.

And I can't be scared of it anymore.

Yes, 100%. But right now, spooky
abandoned building, that's definitely a

I know.

But I have to do this.

I was terrified of going outside
yesterday.

But you showed me it was just a step.
And this is just a building.

You've helped me come so far.

It's the last thing I have to do to be
free.

Okay, I'm going to text Ellis and see if
Sharon's in custody.

Okay, copy that.

Okay, so Sharon's not at the motel, and
the two officers I sent to her door say

she's not there either.

That's not good.

No. Well, can you text Max and just tell
her to be on red alert?

Damn it, my messages aren't going
through.

Maybe we should turn back.

Phineas?

Phineas, let's stick together, please.

If this were a horror movie, everyone
would be screaming at me to not go in

there.

And yet, here I am.

Linea? Rule number five.

Always charge your damn phone.

Phineas?

Am I?

Glad you're awake.

I didn't want you to miss this.

What's going on?

I'm rewriting my story.

Remember? No, I didn't plan to include
you in the story at first, but you just

wouldn't shut up with your be -the -main
-character crap.

It was so on the nose, I just had to
include you.

Lucky me.

So was it all a lie?

You have agoraphobia?

No, no, no. I was agoraphobic. I spent
years too afraid to leave my house.

Pathetic, helpless victim.

But as I did my podcast, I learned
everything about serial killers. How

minds worked. I began to admire their
ability to take control of their lives.

See, they have no fear.

The world fears them.

And I realized that was my answer.

That was how I could stop being the
victim instead of the prey.

I became the predator.

But what's with the copycat stick?

Sequels are never as good. Why not do
something original?

What better way to rewrite my whole
story than to flip the entire script?

Bring back the courts through killings,
and this time, I'll be the main

character. Yeah, because everyone loves
the main character who's killed a bunch

of people. Am I missing something?

No, don't be sick, detective.

Sharon Bailey is the killer.

Sharon Bailey, the town grump, murders
those profiting off her family tragedy.

Which brings us here to our final
chapter.

Sharon Bailey kidnapped the nosy
detective at the side of the street and

her back to her lair. And I have to
conquer my deepest fears to go after

To save my one true love.

Your one true what?

It was love at first sight.

solidified by a night of passion.

At the motel, it is the perfect B3.

Okay, I'm sorry. A night with me is at
least a story material.

No, but I valiantly try fighting Sharon
off. She stabs me in the arm, wounding

me just enough to finish you off.

When did Sharon stab you?

I'll be the hero who overcame so much in
the name of

love. It's the perfect story.

And this time, I get to write it.

Okay, well, here's a crazy pitch.

What if nobody else gets stabbed?
Wouldn't that be fun? Sorry.

Rewrites are over.

Police! Drop the weapon!

Jessica!

No! Back! Stay back!

One little slip, that's all it'll take.

I'm going to say it again. Let her go.
Don't come near me.

You see?

It's over, Phineas.

No, this isn't how my story's going to
end.

You're right.

It doesn't have to end like this. Just
let her go.

Don't tell me what to do.

This is okay.

Give me your knife.

What? Why? In horror films, you gotta
kill the villain like three times.

We gotta make sure he's dead. Hand it
over. No, what's the matter with you?

Keep going, guys.

I'd keep a close eye on that thing if I
were you.

Well, you were right about the location
-sharing thing.

I'll give you that.

We wouldn't have found you otherwise.

See? My rules save lives.

Although I didn't really listen to them.
I ended up in a... dark building with

the killer well he had us all fooled
look i'm just happy you're both safe

oh the mayor just got here i need a
quote for my story hey thanks

for saving my butt anytime you would
have done the same she charged a killer

didn't even think twice but she's right
you would have done the same and hey

thank you for making this easy you know

You and Jessica?

She's smart, hot, cool.

Swings a bat like Shohei Ohtani. What's
not to like?

All right, well, I don't know about you,
but I just got my appetite back. You

feel like some day -old motel pizza?
Because I got a lot of it.

I'm good.

I'll buy you a fresh slice. How about
that? You've earned it.

Here we go.

My God, it actually worked.

Ricky, you are a genius.