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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,950 We're now 5 days into our war with Iran 2 00:00:02,950 --> 00:00:02,960 We're now 5 days into our war with Iran 3 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,190 We're now 5 days into our war with Iran and things are looking just a little bit 4 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:05,200 and things are looking just a little bit 5 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,430 and things are looking just a little bit dicey. 6 00:00:07,430 --> 00:00:07,440 dicey. 7 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,509 dicey. No one seems to have a clear plan for 8 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:09,519 No one seems to have a clear plan for 9 00:00:09,519 --> 00:00:11,589 No one seems to have a clear plan for the war or even a clear reason why we 10 00:00:11,589 --> 00:00:11,599 the war or even a clear reason why we 11 00:00:11,599 --> 00:00:13,270 the war or even a clear reason why we started it. And apparently America's 12 00:00:13,270 --> 00:00:13,280 started it. And apparently America's 13 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,030 started it. And apparently America's military is even at risk of running out 14 00:00:15,030 --> 00:00:15,040 military is even at risk of running out 15 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,990 military is even at risk of running out of weapons, which is one problem I never 16 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:18,000 of weapons, which is one problem I never 17 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,870 of weapons, which is one problem I never thought America would have. 18 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:20,880 thought America would have. 19 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,710 thought America would have. I thought we had an unlimited stockpile 20 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:22,720 I thought we had an unlimited stockpile 21 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,310 I thought we had an unlimited stockpile of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone. 22 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:26,320 of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone. 23 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:29,189 of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone. Oh, by the way, tune in to Paramont Plus 24 00:00:29,189 --> 00:00:29,199 Oh, by the way, tune in to Paramont Plus 25 00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:31,830 Oh, by the way, tune in to Paramont Plus for the world premiere of Yellowstone in 26 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:31,840 for the world premiere of Yellowstone in 27 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,870 for the world premiere of Yellowstone in Space. 28 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:34,880 29 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,709 But despite all those problems, the good 30 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:36,719 But despite all those problems, the good 31 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:39,030 But despite all those problems, the good news is Donald Trump is in charge, and 32 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:39,040 news is Donald Trump is in charge, and 33 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,869 news is Donald Trump is in charge, and I'm sure he's diligently thought through 34 00:00:42,869 --> 00:00:42,879 I'm sure he's diligently thought through 35 00:00:42,879 --> 00:00:45,430 I'm sure he's diligently thought through all of the wartime scenarios. 36 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:45,440 all of the wartime scenarios. 37 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,270 all of the wartime scenarios. >> What's the worst case scenario that you 38 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:47,280 >> What's the worst case scenario that you 39 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,389 >> What's the worst case scenario that you have planned for in Iran? 40 00:00:50,389 --> 00:00:50,399 have planned for in Iran? 41 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:51,750 have planned for in Iran? >> Well, I don't know if there's a worst 42 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:51,760 >> Well, I don't know if there's a worst 43 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,670 >> Well, I don't know if there's a worst case. I guess the worst case would be we 44 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:53,680 case. I guess the worst case would be we 45 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,670 case. I guess the worst case would be we do this and then somebody takes over 46 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:55,680 do this and then somebody takes over 47 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,310 do this and then somebody takes over who's as bad as the previous person, 48 00:00:58,310 --> 00:00:58,320 who's as bad as the previous person, 49 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,709 who's as bad as the previous person, right? That could happen. YEAH. 50 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:02,719 right? That could happen. YEAH. 51 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:05,350 right? That could happen. YEAH. YEAH. No 52 00:01:05,350 --> 00:01:05,360 YEAH. No 53 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,149 YEAH. No You're just thinking about this now. I 54 00:01:08,149 --> 00:01:08,159 You're just thinking about this now. I 55 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:10,070 You're just thinking about this now. I do 6 months of research before I buy a 56 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:10,080 do 6 months of research before I buy a 57 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,230 do 6 months of research before I buy a new shampoo. 58 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:12,240 new shampoo. 59 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,070 new shampoo. Trump's like, I just realized starting a 60 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:14,080 Trump's like, I just realized starting a 61 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,510 Trump's like, I just realized starting a war in the Middle East could have some 62 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:15,520 war in the Middle East could have some 63 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,469 war in the Middle East could have some downsides, huh? 64 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:18,479 downsides, huh? 65 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,990 downsides, huh? So, it's a little disturbing that he 66 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:20,000 So, it's a little disturbing that he 67 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,830 So, it's a little disturbing that he says it as casually as when you realize 68 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:21,840 says it as casually as when you realize 69 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:30,230 says it as casually as when you realize you've never seen a bird's penis before. 70 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:30,240 71 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,749 Do do 72 00:01:31,749 --> 00:01:31,759 Do do 73 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,310 Do do they even have them? 74 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:34,320 they even have them? 75 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,550 they even have them? But Trump's right. You don't want a new 76 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:36,560 But Trump's right. You don't want a new 77 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,390 But Trump's right. You don't want a new leader who is just as bad as the old 78 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:38,400 leader who is just as bad as the old 79 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,469 leader who is just as bad as the old one. So, I'm sure the administration has 80 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:40,479 one. So, I'm sure the administration has 81 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:42,630 one. So, I'm sure the administration has a deep bench of candidates ready to step 82 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:42,640 a deep bench of candidates ready to step 83 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:47,109 a deep bench of candidates ready to step up. Right. Right. 84 00:01:47,109 --> 00:01:47,119 up. Right. Right. 85 00:01:47,119 --> 00:01:50,230 up. Right. Right. Right. President Trump said some Iranian 86 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:50,240 Right. President Trump said some Iranian 87 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,789 Right. President Trump said some Iranian officials his administration was hoping 88 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:52,799 officials his administration was hoping 89 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:54,870 officials his administration was hoping could take over have been killed in the 90 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:54,880 could take over have been killed in the 91 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,190 could take over have been killed in the war. 92 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:55,200 war. 93 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,630 war. >> Well, most of the people we had in mind 94 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:56,640 >> Well, most of the people we had in mind 95 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,190 >> Well, most of the people we had in mind are dead. So, you know, we had some in 96 00:01:59,190 --> 00:01:59,200 are dead. So, you know, we had some in 97 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:03,270 are dead. So, you know, we had some in mind from that group that is uh is dead. 98 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:03,280 mind from that group that is uh is dead. 99 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,510 mind from that group that is uh is dead. And now we have another group. They may 100 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:05,520 And now we have another group. They may 101 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,710 And now we have another group. They may be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good 102 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:08,720 be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good 103 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,309 be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good thing is there's a third group. Oh, 104 00:02:10,309 --> 00:02:10,319 thing is there's a third group. Oh, 105 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:12,550 thing is there's a third group. Oh, what's that? They're dead also. And the 106 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:12,560 what's that? They're dead also. And the 107 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,910 what's that? They're dead also. And the fourth group's dead. And the fifth 108 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:13,920 fourth group's dead. And the fifth 109 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,270 fourth group's dead. And the fifth group's dead. They're all dead. I can't 110 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:15,280 group's dead. They're all dead. I can't 111 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,670 group's dead. They're all dead. I can't cannot believe this. You killed all the 112 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:17,680 cannot believe this. You killed all the 113 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,430 cannot believe this. You killed all the candidates, 114 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:19,440 candidates, 115 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,110 candidates, even the ones who were willing to accept 116 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:21,120 even the ones who were willing to accept 117 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,949 even the ones who were willing to accept a lower salary because they appreciated 118 00:02:22,949 --> 00:02:22,959 a lower salary because they appreciated 119 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:24,790 a lower salary because they appreciated the potential for long-term career 120 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:24,800 the potential for long-term career 121 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,270 the potential for long-term career growth. 122 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:27,280 growth. 123 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,589 growth. Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my 124 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:29,599 Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my 125 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:31,030 Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my middle school did when my English 126 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:31,040 middle school did when my English 127 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,710 middle school did when my English teacher had a baby and just let a gym 128 00:02:32,710 --> 00:02:32,720 teacher had a baby and just let a gym 129 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,309 teacher had a baby and just let a gym teacher be the Ayatollah for a little 130 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:34,319 teacher be the Ayatollah for a little 131 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,390 teacher be the Ayatollah for a little while. But 132 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:36,400 while. But 133 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,390 while. But apparently, they have another plan. 134 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:38,400 apparently, they have another plan. 135 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,309 apparently, they have another plan. >> So, who is running Iran? The late 136 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:40,319 >> So, who is running Iran? The late 137 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:42,869 >> So, who is running Iran? The late Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged 138 00:02:42,869 --> 00:02:42,879 Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged 139 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:45,190 Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged as a leading candidate. 140 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:45,200 as a leading candidate. 141 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,910 as a leading candidate. Boring. 142 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:47,920 Boring. 143 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,589 Boring. Come on, dude. You're not supposed to 144 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:49,599 Come on, dude. You're not supposed to 145 00:02:49,599 --> 00:02:52,070 Come on, dude. You're not supposed to follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's 146 00:02:52,070 --> 00:02:52,080 follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's 147 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,390 follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's your rebellious spirit? I don't want to 148 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:54,400 your rebellious spirit? I don't want to 149 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,830 your rebellious spirit? I don't want to be the supreme leader dad. I just want 150 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:55,840 be the supreme leader dad. I just want 151 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,430 be the supreme leader dad. I just want to dance. 152 00:02:59,430 --> 00:02:59,440 153 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,110 But, you know, the job has a lot of 154 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:01,120 But, you know, the job has a lot of 155 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,190 But, you know, the job has a lot of long-term career growth, so I don't see 156 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:03,200 long-term career growth, so I don't see 157 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,509 long-term career growth, so I don't see a good reason why he wouldn't take it. 158 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:05,519 a good reason why he wouldn't take it. 159 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,750 a good reason why he wouldn't take it. >> Israel's defense minister this morning 160 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:07,760 >> Israel's defense minister this morning 161 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,470 >> Israel's defense minister this morning said anyone Iran appoints will be an 162 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:10,480 said anyone Iran appoints will be an 163 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:16,790 said anyone Iran appoints will be an unequivocal target for elimination. 164 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:16,800 165 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,509 Damn, an unequivocal target for 166 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:19,519 Damn, an unequivocal target for 167 00:03:19,519 --> 00:03:21,110 Damn, an unequivocal target for elimination. What a fancy way to say 168 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:21,120 elimination. What a fancy way to say 169 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,509 elimination. What a fancy way to say we're going to kill you. 170 00:03:23,509 --> 00:03:23,519 we're going to kill you. 171 00:03:23,519 --> 00:03:25,350 we're going to kill you. The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You 172 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:25,360 The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You 173 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,550 The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You know what? Now that I think about it, 174 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:26,560 know what? Now that I think about it, 175 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,509 know what? Now that I think about it, I'm not really a management type. 176 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:29,519 I'm not really a management type. 177 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,030 I'm not really a management type. I'm kind of more of a creative guy." 178 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:31,040 I'm kind of more of a creative guy." 179 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,509 I'm kind of more of a creative guy." Now, my stepbrother, though, 180 00:03:33,509 --> 00:03:33,519 Now, my stepbrother, though, 181 00:03:33,519 --> 00:03:38,550 Now, my stepbrother, though, he's Ayatollah material for sure. 182 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:38,560 183 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,990 You know what? The plan for succession 184 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:40,000 You know what? The plan for succession 185 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,830 You know what? The plan for succession is not going well. How about the war 186 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:41,840 is not going well. How about the war 187 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,430 is not going well. How about the war itself? And I don't need to hear from 188 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:43,440 itself? And I don't need to hear from 189 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,030 itself? And I don't need to hear from Donald Trump this time. Surely there 190 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:45,040 Donald Trump this time. Surely there 191 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,270 Donald Trump this time. Surely there must be a more sober voice in this 192 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:47,280 must be a more sober voice in this 193 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,470 must be a more sober voice in this administration. 194 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:48,480 administration. 195 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,509 administration. >> America is winning decisively, 196 00:03:51,509 --> 00:03:51,519 >> America is winning decisively, 197 00:03:51,519 --> 00:03:54,710 >> America is winning decisively, devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran 198 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:54,720 devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran 199 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,869 devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran cannot outlast us. We control their 200 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:56,879 cannot outlast us. We control their 201 00:03:56,879 --> 00:03:59,990 cannot outlast us. We control their fate. They are toast, and they know it. 202 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:00,000 fate. They are toast, and they know it. 203 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,509 fate. They are toast, and they know it. This was never meant to be a fair fight, 204 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:03,519 This was never meant to be a fair fight, 205 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:05,509 This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight. 206 00:04:05,509 --> 00:04:05,519 and it is not a fair fight. 207 00:04:05,519 --> 00:04:08,470 and it is not a fair fight. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, 208 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:08,480 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, 209 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,550 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, dude. Not a fair fight. That's not 210 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:10,560 dude. Not a fair fight. That's not 211 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,149 dude. Not a fair fight. That's not usually something you hear the good guys 212 00:04:12,149 --> 00:04:12,159 usually something you hear the good guys 213 00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:16,390 usually something you hear the good guys say, which remember that's us, right? 214 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:16,400 say, which remember that's us, right? 215 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,069 say, which remember that's us, right? Let's try again. And this time, avoid 216 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:18,079 Let's try again. And this time, avoid 217 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:20,150 Let's try again. And this time, avoid sounding so much like a bully. 218 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:20,160 sounding so much like a bully. 219 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,030 sounding so much like a bully. >> We are punching them while they're down, 220 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:23,040 >> We are punching them while they're down, 221 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,710 >> We are punching them while they're down, which is exactly how it should be. 222 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:26,720 which is exactly how it should be. 223 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,590 which is exactly how it should be. >> What the dude? 224 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:29,600 >> What the dude? 225 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,990 >> What the dude? Why does the Secretary of Defense sound 226 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:32,000 Why does the Secretary of Defense sound 227 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,270 Why does the Secretary of Defense sound like a cheesy movie villain? America is 228 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:35,280 like a cheesy movie villain? America is 229 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,390 like a cheesy movie villain? America is winning decisively, devastatingly, and 230 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:38,400 winning decisively, devastatingly, and 231 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,990 winning decisively, devastatingly, and without mercy. 232 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:40,000 without mercy. 233 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,390 without mercy. >> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves 234 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:42,400 >> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves 235 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,110 >> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves no mercy. 236 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:43,120 no mercy. 237 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,469 no mercy. >> We control their fate. 238 00:04:44,469 --> 00:04:44,479 >> We control their fate. 239 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:46,230 >> We control their fate. >> We will decide your fate. 240 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:46,240 >> We will decide your fate. 241 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,550 >> We will decide your fate. >> We are punching them while they're down. 242 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:48,560 >> We are punching them while they're down. 243 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,550 >> We are punching them while they're down. >> Always kick them when they're down. 244 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:50,560 >> Always kick them when they're down. 245 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,469 >> Always kick them when they're down. >> And President Trump got the last laugh. 246 00:04:52,469 --> 00:04:52,479 >> And President Trump got the last laugh. 247 00:04:52,479 --> 00:04:55,590 >> And President Trump got the last laugh. >> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST 248 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:55,600 >> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST 249 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,030 >> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST LAUGH. 250 00:04:59,030 --> 00:04:59,040 251 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,590 FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got 252 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:01,600 FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got 253 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,430 FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got a start as a weekend Fox and Friends 254 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:03,440 a start as a weekend Fox and Friends 255 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,070 a start as a weekend Fox and Friends host. So, 256 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:06,080 host. So, 257 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,230 host. So, but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado 258 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:08,240 but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado 259 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,870 but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado clears one thing up. This is very much a 260 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:10,880 clears one thing up. This is very much a 261 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,270 clears one thing up. This is very much a war, which puts him at odds with what 262 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:13,280 war, which puts him at odds with what 263 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,950 war, which puts him at odds with what Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have 264 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:14,960 Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have 265 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,830 Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have been saying. 266 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:15,840 been saying. 267 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,150 been saying. >> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared 268 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:18,160 >> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared 269 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,189 >> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared war. We are not at war with Iran. This 270 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:21,199 war. We are not at war with Iran. This 271 00:05:21,199 --> 00:05:24,230 war. We are not at war with Iran. This isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran. 272 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:24,240 isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran. 273 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,310 isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran. >> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was 274 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:26,320 >> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was 275 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,990 >> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was obviously a war since, you know, you've 276 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:28,000 obviously a war since, you know, you've 277 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,749 obviously a war since, you know, you've been speaking next to a map of all the 278 00:05:29,749 --> 00:05:29,759 been speaking next to a map of all the 279 00:05:29,759 --> 00:05:32,550 been speaking next to a map of all the places we're bombing in the war. Also, 280 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:32,560 places we're bombing in the war. Also, 281 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:39,110 places we're bombing in the war. Also, all the, you know, and the in THE 282 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:39,120 283 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,909 I don't know how it all works. Okay. 284 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:41,919 I don't know how it all works. Okay. 285 00:05:41,919 --> 00:05:43,510 I don't know how it all works. Okay. And I'm not the only one who's confused 286 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:43,520 And I'm not the only one who's confused 287 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,430 And I'm not the only one who's confused by this because it seems like Mark Wayne 288 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:45,440 by this because it seems like Mark Wayne 289 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,950 by this because it seems like Mark Wayne is also getting confused. 290 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:46,960 is also getting confused. 291 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,629 is also getting confused. >> This is war and we're taking out the 292 00:05:48,629 --> 00:05:48,639 >> This is war and we're taking out the 293 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,110 >> This is war and we're taking out the threat. Um, and if you're part of the 294 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:51,120 threat. Um, and if you're part of the 295 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,950 threat. Um, and if you're part of the threat, then you have a then you're a 296 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:52,960 threat, then you have a then you're a 297 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:53,590 threat, then you have a then you're a target. 298 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:53,600 target. 299 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,029 target. >> We'll concede this is war. We haven't 300 00:05:55,029 --> 00:05:55,039 >> We'll concede this is war. We haven't 301 00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:56,710 >> We'll concede this is war. We haven't declared war. They declared war on us. 302 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:56,720 declared war. They declared war on us. 303 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,629 declared war. They declared war on us. But we haven't war secretary. 304 00:05:58,629 --> 00:05:58,639 But we haven't war secretary. 305 00:05:58,639 --> 00:06:01,270 But we haven't war secretary. >> We haven't said this. This is war. They 306 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:01,280 >> We haven't said this. This is war. They 307 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:01,909 >> We haven't said this. This is war. They called it war. 308 00:06:01,909 --> 00:06:01,919 called it war. 309 00:06:01,919 --> 00:06:03,749 called it war. >> They called it war. What I was saying, 310 00:06:03,749 --> 00:06:03,759 >> They called it war. What I was saying, 311 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:05,510 >> They called it war. What I was saying, okay. Well, that was a misspoke. 312 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:05,520 okay. Well, that was a misspoke. 313 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,870 okay. Well, that was a misspoke. >> Yeah. 314 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:06,880 >> Yeah. 315 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,510 >> Yeah. >> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to 316 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:09,520 >> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to 317 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,790 >> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to believe the guy who said he did a 318 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:10,800 believe the guy who said he did a 319 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,309 believe the guy who said he did a misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it 320 00:06:14,309 --> 00:06:14,319 misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it 321 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:15,749 misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting 322 00:06:15,749 --> 00:06:15,759 seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting 323 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:17,430 seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting himself, but what you got to understand 324 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:17,440 himself, but what you got to understand 325 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,270 himself, but what you got to understand is that Mark thinks this is a war, but 326 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:21,280 is that Mark thinks this is a war, but 327 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:25,990 is that Mark thinks this is a war, but Wayne thinks IT'S NOT. 328 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:26,000 329 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,430 IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW 330 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:29,440 IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW 331 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,270 IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW GOOD is that? 332 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:31,280 GOOD is that? 333 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:35,270 GOOD is that? Mark. 334 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:35,280 335 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,629 So, yes, mark this down as a war, but 336 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:38,639 So, yes, mark this down as a war, but 337 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:42,309 So, yes, mark this down as a war, but weigh this down as not a war. 338 00:06:42,309 --> 00:06:42,319 weigh this down as not a war. 339 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,950 weigh this down as not a war. >> Anyway, thank you. 340 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:44,960 >> Anyway, thank you. 341 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,629 >> Anyway, thank you. Anyway, with Republicans tripping all 342 00:06:46,629 --> 00:06:46,639 Anyway, with Republicans tripping all 343 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,230 Anyway, with Republicans tripping all over their words trying to sell this 344 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:48,240 over their words trying to sell this 345 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,710 over their words trying to sell this unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's 346 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:50,720 unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's 347 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,710 unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's the perfect opportunity for Democrats to 348 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:52,720 the perfect opportunity for Democrats to 349 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,430 the perfect opportunity for Democrats to come out with a clear anti-war message. 350 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:55,440 come out with a clear anti-war message. 351 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,390 come out with a clear anti-war message. Oh, and here comes the truth hammer. 352 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:58,400 Oh, and here comes the truth hammer. 353 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,589 Oh, and here comes the truth hammer. >> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no 354 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:01,599 >> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no 355 00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:03,990 >> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no one wants a nuclear Israel, but we 356 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:04,000 one wants a nuclear Israel, but we 357 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,909 one wants a nuclear Israel, but we certainly don't want an endless war. 358 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:05,919 certainly don't want an endless war. 359 00:07:05,919 --> 00:07:09,990 certainly don't want an endless war. Plain and simple. 360 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:10,000 361 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,670 >> What did I say? 362 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:11,680 >> What did I say? 363 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,710 >> What did I say? >> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again. 364 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:14,720 >> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again. 365 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,510 >> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again. >> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just 366 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:17,520 >> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just 367 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,430 >> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just know that his full name is Chuck Wayne 368 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:19,440 know that his full name is Chuck Wayne 369 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,950 know that his full name is Chuck Wayne Schumer. So, for more on what comes next 370 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:22,960 Schumer. So, for more on what comes next 371 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,710 Schumer. So, for more on what comes next for Iran and its leadership succession, 372 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:24,720 for Iran and its leadership succession, 373 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,950 for Iran and its leadership succession, let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt. 374 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:28,960 let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt. 375 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,909 let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt. GRACE, 376 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:31,919 GRACE, 377 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,550 GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, 378 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:34,560 GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, 379 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:38,629 GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, 380 00:07:38,629 --> 00:07:38,639 381 00:07:38,639 --> 00:07:40,230 GRACE. 382 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:40,240 GRACE. 383 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,950 GRACE. What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at 384 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:42,960 What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at 385 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,309 What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down 386 00:07:46,309 --> 00:07:46,319 the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down 387 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:48,790 the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us 388 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:48,800 to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us 389 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,950 to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE 390 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:50,960 do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE 391 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:55,270 do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW. 392 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:55,280 STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW. 393 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,710 STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW. >> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but 394 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:56,720 >> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but 395 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,869 >> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but what about the the next steps? Have the 396 00:07:58,869 --> 00:07:58,879 what about the the next steps? Have the 397 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,550 what about the the next steps? Have the Trump administration figured out who can 398 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:00,560 Trump administration figured out who can 399 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,909 Trump administration figured out who can be the next leader of Iran? 400 00:08:01,909 --> 00:08:01,919 be the next leader of Iran? 401 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:04,710 be the next leader of Iran? >> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND 402 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:04,720 >> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND 403 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,749 >> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no 404 00:08:07,749 --> 00:08:07,759 A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no 405 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:09,589 A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no plan whatsoever is going to seem like a 406 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:09,599 plan whatsoever is going to seem like a 407 00:08:09,599 --> 00:08:12,150 plan whatsoever is going to seem like a bad idea. The problem is the leader 408 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:12,160 bad idea. The problem is the leader 409 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,430 bad idea. The problem is the leader needs to be someone Donald Trump 410 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:13,440 needs to be someone Donald Trump 411 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,589 needs to be someone Donald Trump respects. And the only person Donald 412 00:08:15,589 --> 00:08:15,599 respects. And the only person Donald 413 00:08:15,599 --> 00:08:17,670 respects. And the only person Donald Trump respects is Hold on. 414 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:17,680 Trump respects is Hold on. 415 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,189 Trump respects is Hold on. >> You have uh Grace. 416 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:19,199 >> You have uh Grace. 417 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,670 >> You have uh Grace. >> I SAID HOLD ON. 418 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:21,680 >> I SAID HOLD ON. 419 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,469 >> I SAID HOLD ON. I'm thinking 420 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:24,479 I'm thinking 421 00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:26,790 I'm thinking I'm thinking 422 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:26,800 I'm thinking 423 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,909 I'm thinking I've thought maybe this is a stupid 424 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:29,919 I've thought maybe this is a stupid 425 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:32,870 I've thought maybe this is a stupid idea, but what if the next leader of 426 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:32,880 idea, but what if the next leader of 427 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,389 idea, but what if the next leader of Iran is Donald Trump? 428 00:08:36,389 --> 00:08:36,399 Iran is Donald Trump? 429 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:39,190 Iran is Donald Trump? >> You're right. That's That's very stupid. 430 00:08:39,190 --> 00:08:39,200 >> You're right. That's That's very stupid. 431 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,310 >> You're right. That's That's very stupid. >> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe 432 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:42,320 >> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe 433 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,310 >> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe >> why would Donald Trump want to be 434 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:44,320 >> why would Donald Trump want to be 435 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,990 >> why would Donald Trump want to be supreme leader of Iran? 436 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:46,000 supreme leader of Iran? 437 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,990 supreme leader of Iran? >> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the 438 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:48,000 >> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the 439 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,829 >> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the title. It's kind of an upgrade. 440 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:49,839 title. It's kind of an upgrade. 441 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:52,150 title. It's kind of an upgrade. Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's 442 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:52,160 Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's 443 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,110 Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's like president. Ew. We let anyone be 444 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:55,120 like president. Ew. We let anyone be 445 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,350 like president. Ew. We let anyone be president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE 446 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:57,360 president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE 447 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:02,230 president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE PRESIDENT. 448 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:02,240 449 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,910 But supreme leader, only like two guys 450 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:05,920 But supreme leader, only like two guys 451 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,910 But supreme leader, only like two guys have ever been supreme leader. That's 452 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:07,920 have ever been supreme leader. That's 453 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,670 have ever been supreme leader. That's special. That's like getting to be a 454 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:09,680 special. That's like getting to be a 455 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,470 special. That's like getting to be a Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON 456 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:12,480 Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON 457 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,269 Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is 458 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:15,279 AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is 459 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:17,670 AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is Iranian Sheldon. 460 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:17,680 Iranian Sheldon. 461 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,990 Iranian Sheldon. You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD 462 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:20,000 You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD 463 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,710 You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD IDEA. 464 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:20,720 IDEA. 465 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,870 IDEA. >> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump 466 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:22,880 >> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump 467 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,070 >> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump doesn't even know how the Iranian 468 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:24,080 doesn't even know how the Iranian 469 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,190 doesn't even know how the Iranian government works. 470 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:25,200 government works. 471 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,190 government works. >> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American 472 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:27,200 >> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American 473 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,790 >> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American government works. 474 00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:30,800 475 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,790 >> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE. 476 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:32,800 >> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE. 477 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,190 >> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE. >> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine. 478 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:35,200 >> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine. 479 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,870 >> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine. >> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea, 480 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:36,880 >> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea, 481 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,550 >> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea, Michael. He's going to go for this. 482 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:38,560 Michael. He's going to go for this. 483 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,389 Michael. He's going to go for this. He'll have total immunity. He can 484 00:09:40,389 --> 00:09:40,399 He'll have total immunity. He can 485 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,310 He'll have total immunity. He can imprison all the journalists he wants. 486 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:42,320 imprison all the journalists he wants. 487 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,230 imprison all the journalists he wants. And the flowy robes will hide the skin 488 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:44,240 And the flowy robes will hide the skin 489 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,829 And the flowy robes will hide the skin condition that's slowly eating away his 490 00:09:45,829 --> 00:09:45,839 condition that's slowly eating away his 491 00:09:45,839 --> 00:09:48,790 condition that's slowly eating away his flat. Maybe. 492 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:48,800 flat. Maybe. 493 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,750 flat. Maybe. Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo 494 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:51,760 Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo 495 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,949 Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo talking, but I think I'm the smartest 496 00:09:52,949 --> 00:09:52,959 talking, but I think I'm the smartest 497 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:53,509 talking, but I think I'm the smartest girl alive. 498 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:53,519 girl alive. 499 00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:58,710 girl alive. >> Grace. Grace. GRACE. 500 00:09:58,710 --> 00:09:58,720 501 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,870 >> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if 502 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:00,880 >> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if 503 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,389 >> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if Trump wanted to do all this, he would 504 00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:02,399 Trump wanted to do all this, he would 505 00:10:02,399 --> 00:10:03,910 Trump wanted to do all this, he would have to convert to Islam. 506 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:03,920 have to convert to Islam. 507 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,870 have to convert to Islam. >> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the 508 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:06,880 >> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the 509 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,470 >> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the Christian beliefs he's been so 510 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:08,480 Christian beliefs he's been so 511 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,590 Christian beliefs he's been so faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE. 512 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:11,600 faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE. 513 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,990 faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE. SHUT UP, MICHAEL. 514 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:14,000 SHUT UP, MICHAEL. 515 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,990 SHUT UP, MICHAEL. THIS is the best idea in the history of 516 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,000 THIS is the best idea in the history of 517 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,870 THIS is the best idea in the history of Earth. It works out for everybody. 518 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:18,880 Earth. It works out for everybody. 519 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,790 Earth. It works out for everybody. Democrats get rid of him. Republicans 520 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:20,800 Democrats get rid of him. Republicans 521 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,269 Democrats get rid of him. Republicans get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee 522 00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:23,279 get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee 523 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:26,630 get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And 524 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:26,640 Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And 525 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,069 Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE, 526 00:10:30,069 --> 00:10:30,079 I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE, 527 00:10:30,079 --> 00:10:32,470 I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE, THAT'S that sounds like the same song. 528 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:32,480 THAT'S that sounds like the same song. 529 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,150 THAT'S that sounds like the same song. >> That sounds like the same song. I don't 530 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:34,160 >> That sounds like the same song. I don't 531 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,990 >> That sounds like the same song. I don't see you pitching anything. What's your 532 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:36,000 see you pitching anything. What's your 533 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,870 see you pitching anything. What's your genius idea? 534 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:36,880 genius idea? 535 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,829 genius idea? >> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has 536 00:10:39,829 --> 00:10:39,839 >> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has 537 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,670 >> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has some sort of interim caretaker 538 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:41,680 some sort of interim caretaker 539 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,509 some sort of interim caretaker government that can maintain order with 540 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:43,519 government that can maintain order with 541 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,269 government that can maintain order with international help until free and fair 542 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:45,279 international help until free and fair 543 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:47,750 international help until free and fair elections can be held. 544 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:47,760 elections can be held. 545 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,910 elections can be held. >> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 546 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:49,920 >> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 547 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,829 >> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. And why would Lee Greenwood even go to 548 00:10:51,829 --> 00:10:51,839 And why would Lee Greenwood even go to 549 00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:53,430 And why would Lee Greenwood even go to Iran? That doesn't make any sense at 550 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:53,440 Iran? That doesn't make any sense at 551 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:53,829 Iran? That doesn't make any sense at all. 552 00:10:53,829 --> 00:10:53,839 all. 553 00:10:53,839 --> 00:10:57,959 all. >> Great school in Schmid, EVERYBODY. 47521

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