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[♪ theme music plays]
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- You look...
- Twelve.
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I look like I'm 12.
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I didn't even know this was possible.
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To regress this far. Become a child.
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I'm still me.
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Just like when you changed.
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You were still you inside.
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Yeah, I know.
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We can't afford to be emotional right now.
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We don't have time to mess around
with that.
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We need to move.
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- Where?
- To stop him. I'm not just gonna give up.
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Cooper, look at yourself.
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You'll trip over your goddamn trousers
before you can even draw your gun.
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- Give it to me.
- What?
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My gun. Let's go.
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I won't stay like this.
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I'll grow up one day.
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Right?
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Well, maybe this is a gift, you know?
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Maybe you can just say screw it
and start your life again from scratch.
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Knowing everything that you do now.
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That would be a gift, right?
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[water running]
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[♪ upbeat music plays]
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- Tequila, please. Neat.
- [bartender] You got it.
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- Boyfriend got a poopy diaper?
- Oh, fuck you.
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I'm sorry.
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- I really am.
- [bartender] Here you go, ma'am.
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[Antonio] I just find this all
inexplicable and fucking…
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terrifying.
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So I joke.
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How is he?
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He's tired and wanted
to lay down for a bit.
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[panting]
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- He doesn't have any pubic hair.
- One less thing to worry about.
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I don't have any.
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- Can't blame him.
- This shit can't be permanent, right?
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Stop asking me shit like that.
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
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Calm down. Calm down.
We have to strategize.
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Are we still going for it?
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Fuck yes, we are.
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We just need to get our shit together
and move.
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Right.
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Then what the fuck is the plan?
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I say we call Diana. Get his location.
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Use her and his wife, who apparently
hates him, to breach access.
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Then we slit his fucking throat.
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Stop this. Stop what happened to us,
and now Coop,
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who's been dealt the most fucked-up hand
of all. How does that sound?
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Yeah, I fuck with that.
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God, I love it when a plan comes together.
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[♪ music plays on TV]
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[all phones buzzing, beeping]
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[commercial actor] Obesity and
advanced diabetes were threatening my life
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and my legs.
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I was told amputation was in my future.
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- But not anymore, thanks to The Beauty…
- ♪ She's a Beauty ♪
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♪ One in a million girl ♪
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I'm living my best life.
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♪ She's a Beauty ♪
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[commercial actor 2] After a life filled
with antidepressants…
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No.
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[commercial actor 2] …I became a cop
to help me cope…
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Hey, I thought this shit wasn't dropping
till tomorrow.
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[commercial actor 2] Cursed
by my family genes.
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Until now.
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[phones buzzing, beeping]
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What is this?
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♪ She's a Beauty ♪
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- ♪ One in a million girl ♪
- ♪ One in a million girl ♪
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[new Cooper] We're too late.
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Is this a joke? This is crazy.
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No need to consult a doctor. Protector
boosters are approved for everyone.
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[commercial actor 4] Need help cleaning up
your gooey sac
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or a soothing voice to hold you
through those beautiful sweats?
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Visit The Beauty website to find
the package that's right for you.
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♪ She's a Beauty ♪
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- ♪ One in a million girl ♪
- ♪ One in a million girl ♪
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[♪ eerie music plays]
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[students chattering]
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[student groaning]
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- Don-Don't do it.
- Stop. It's fine. God.
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[student 2] You told me it needed
another week to heal.
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I need to see my new fucking nose.
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Go outside if you're gonna be
such a Karen.
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- [groans]
- Oh, God! I can't.
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[student groaning] Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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- Does it hurt?
- Yes, it fucking hurts.
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What the fuck?
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[student 2] Are you okay?
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Look at this.
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- It looks great.
- This is not a Kendall Jenner.
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[scoffs] I showed that fucking butcher,
like, 50 classic KJen shots, and this,
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this is what the best in Montclair
comes up with for seven fucking grand?
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[sobs] Do you know how many summers
I saved up for this?
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How can you even tell
with all the swelling and the bruising?
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You remember in second grade,
I broke my collarbone.
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We both thought I was gonna be lopsided
for life.
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Update. I'm not.
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- Stop.
- Why? It's already fucked-up.
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No curve.
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[cries]
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No point.
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- All I see is my fucking dad.
- Ruthie...
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No one wants to make out with a chick
with the face of a contractor.
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- Relax, you're gonna make it worse.
- [sobs] It's throbbing.
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Look, I'm not insane.
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I let go of our Vogue cover dreams
long, long ago.
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But, like…
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this was all part of a plan.
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I only applied to out-of-state schools
for a reason.
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I can't continue the next stage of my life
being the same sad tomboy Ruthie
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with a big fucking beak.
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I need to launch a new version of me.
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A beautiful me.
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I feel it too.
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You know how hard it is for me
to find jeans
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that give my ass a boost
and hide my extra squish?
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Mm-hmm.
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- But you are more than your nose.
- [sobs]
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You are amazing, and you will do
amazing things no matter what.
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You are beautiful.
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Got it?
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- [suspenseful music plays]
- [Ruthie] Oh.
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[student 2] Fuck. Oh. One second.
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[student 2] Oh, my God.
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[school bell ringing]
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[students chattering]
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[♪ upbeat music plays]
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[commercial actor] Obesity and
advanced diabetes were threatening my life
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and my legs…
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[commercial actor 4] Visit
The Beauty website to find
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the package that's right for you.
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[commercial actor]
…amputation was in my future.
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But not anymore thanks to The Beauty…
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[commercial actor 3] Long ago, we were
forced to leave our best selves behind.
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[commercial actor 2] After a life filled
with antidepressants
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and crummy therapists…
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Cursed by my family genes.
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[commercial actor 4] Need help cleaning up
your gooey sac…
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[commercial actor 5] Get jabbed
and feel fab today.
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[commercial actor 7] Aging, illness,
no nursing home.
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[commercial actor 6] I can't even remember
my own name…
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No need to consult a doctor.
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Get jabbed and feel fab today.
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[door opens]
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[students chattering]
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Hey, cunt.
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Yeah, you. Remember me?
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I know. I got the shot.
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That's right.
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And now I have a better rack, ass,
and Mark Wyler won't stop liking my posts.
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No fucking way.
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- [grunts]
- [thuds]
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[students screaming]
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- [students cheering] Fight! Fight!
- [Tina grunts]
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[Kallie groans]
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Enjoy the view, bitch!
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[Kallie coughing]
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[students screaming]
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- [students gasping]
- [smacks]
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[grunts]
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Look at you! Look at me!
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I won!
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[Tina panting]
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I'm gonna kill you all!
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[cackles]
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- What the hell just happened?
- [Tina grunting]
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Tina Castle just whooped
Kallie Hanigan's ass.
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Tina with the front butt and training bra?
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- [Tina grunting, screaming]
- She got the shot.
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She got The Beauty.
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What?
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She's stunning.
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Yeah.
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And that side is called the hypotenuse.
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To find that, use a simple little formula
called… [echoes] …the Pythagorean theorem
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which, of course,
as you can see on the board,
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is A squared, plus B squared
equals C squared.
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[student screaming]
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[student 2 groaning]
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Send the nurse to room 216. Now.
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- [cracking]
- [thuds]
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[Teacher] Hold him so he doesn't hurt
his head. This is epilepsy.
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[groaning]
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[student 2 screaming]
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Grab his feet.
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He took something. What did he take?
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- Joe, he took something. What did he take?
- Nothing. I swear.
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We can't help him if you don't tell me.
You're his best friend.
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He told me he got the shot this morning.
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This is The Beauty?
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[student 2 groaning]
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[all screaming]
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[gags]
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[reporter 1] Despite
his shocking transformation,
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the president says it is the best
he's ever felt.
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Declaring this a new pharmaceutical
fountain of youth
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and a modern-day scientific miracle.
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On his way to Marine One,
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he declared that he felt and looked
so much younger that, quote,
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"Along with running for a third term,
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I'm also going to run
for a fourth and a fifth,"
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end quote.
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[president] Byron Forst is a genius,
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I look forward to hanging
the Medal of Freedom around his neck…
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That stuff's really everywhere.
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[president] …when he's at the White House
next week.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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[reporter 1] Before leaving
on his trip to a NATO conference,
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the president revealed that every member
of his cabinet has been given the drug
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and cleared the way
for emergency use authorization.
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With further federal backing, full
FDA approval is immediately in effect…
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- Ugh. Whatever this is.
- [sighs]
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…as questions about the nature
of its clinical trials remain.
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Well,
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at least the president doesn't look
like an octogenarian.
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[reporter 2] Thank you very much,
Angela.
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That was minutes ago from the White House.
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We'll have more daily headlines
right after the break.
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[clicks tongue] We're gonna need to talk
to her.
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- [students] Fight! Fight!
- [Kallie screams]
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[commercial actor] I'm living
my best life.
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[Sir Ma'am] Okay, guys, I did it.
It's done.
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I got The Beauty shot… [chuckles]
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…at the pop-up at Christopher Street
one hour ago. Yes.
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And, yes, I jumped the line.
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Yes, I had the sponsorship,
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but I was a little afraid, and I just
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took the leap. [chuckles]
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And news flash,
it didn't hurt at all. [chuckles]
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And everybody at the pop-up was
so nice and so welcoming.
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And just like the friendly nurse said,
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I am starting to develop a fever.
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But apparently that is totally normal.
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OMG, I am so excited! [giggles]
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Follow and like and watch part two
for the results.
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Keep clicking for the big reveal.
[chuckles]
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[grunts] Mmm.
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[♪ "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays]
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You guys.
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Okay, so I just looked in the mirror,
and do I have abs now? [chuckles]
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And is my jawline really this snatched?
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And can I finally fit
into this fucking sherbet-colored Speedo?
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[new Sir Ma'am chuckles]
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Is this real life?
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00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,802
Oh, my God.
250
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:30,971
[parent] Dinner's ready.
251
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:46,528
What's the matter?
252
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,448
- Nothing. Why?
- Your mom worked hard
253
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,284
- to make a nice meal for you.
- Terry.
254
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,288
- [scoffs] It's true.
- I'm just not that hungry, okay?
255
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,706
[phone buzzes, beeps]
256
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,251
- [Terry] Uh...
- Uh-uh. What's the rule?
257
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,881
How is she?
That kind of surgery is not fun.
258
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,427
She's healing,
but she's gonna look amazing.
259
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,721
So is Mickey Larson.
260
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,514
[parent] Mickey Larson got a nose job?
261
00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,892
No, Mom, he got The Beauty.
262
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,811
I watched him spaz and start changing
right in the middle of math class.
263
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,312
Jesus Christ. Really?
264
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,106
Everyone's doing it, and…
265
00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:26,525
the ones who haven't will soon enough.
266
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,111
All right. I know it seems
that way now, but just wait.
267
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,282
No. I always wait. I really want this.
268
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,073
More than anything.
269
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,119
Bella, why on earth would you say
such a thing? You are so cute.
270
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,662
I do not want to be cute,
271
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,498
especially now when everyone else
is going to be that fucking hot.
272
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,792
Look, I get it.
273
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,878
Okay? This is the hot new thing,
and you want in.
274
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,297
I begged my folks for a BowFlex
when I was in high school.
275
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,133
- You know how many times I used that?
- [parent] Just eat well,
276
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,302
- keep getting on your bike…
- You guys are such hypocrites.
277
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,053
You think I don't see that shit
in the fridge?
278
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,889
Ozempic is different.
I was on the verge of heart disease.
279
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,350
You're experimenting
with off-label diabetes meds.
280
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,102
A doctor prescribed it.
It's a medical treatment, honey.
281
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,938
Oh, please. Did the doctor also prescribe
282
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,357
those tight new jeans
you love strolling around in?
283
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,234
I see that smile
when you get a double take.
284
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,318
[parent] Bella!
285
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,153
[scoffs] Don't talk to your mother
that way.
286
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:15,616
Look, there is nothing wrong
with wanting to look good, feel good,
287
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:20,538
but there's more to life and more to you
than the chase for perfection.
288
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,123
Perfection?
289
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:26,001
Two summers ago, we spent every weekend
visiting Gram in the home,
290
00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:27,797
and she didn't know who any of us were.
291
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,673
Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer,
292
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,593
and The Beauty can stop that
and make me feel better about myself.
293
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,971
- I mean, you guys should want this too.
- I have to say I am shocked, Bella.
294
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,515
Look, where is my sweet girl?
295
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,474
Do you even know the first thing
about this?
296
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,560
- Like what it does?
- Yes, that's why I want it.
297
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,728
It's irreversible, Bella.
298
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,981
And we're starting to hear about all
these different kinds of side effects.
299
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,525
Oh. Yeah. Mutations, comas,
300
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,236
disfigurement, ignition ketosis.
Have you heard about that?
301
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,280
Stop. That's like a minuscule number
of people.
302
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,156
Only 5% of cases so far.
303
00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:58,660
That's nothing. The odds
of me getting hit by a bus are higher.
304
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,327
Okay, that's not what I'm hearing.
305
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:04,749
And even 5%, 7%,
is that a risk that you want to take?
306
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,295
If I got a 95% on my research paper,
you guys would be shitting yourself
307
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,921
- with happiness!
- [Terry] That's enough.
308
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,383
It's thousands of dollars
that we don't have.
309
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:15,594
And neither do you. End of discussion.
310
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,513
You guys don't think
I can get five, ten grand?
311
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,642
[scoffs]
312
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:28,273
I get good grades, I play soccer,
my clothes are fine.
313
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,611
No one makes fun of me or bothers me.
314
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,488
Sounds great, right?
315
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,327
It's because no one even knows I exist.
316
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,832
I'm like a ghost just drifting
through life no one can see,
317
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,667
and I don't want to live
like that anymore.
318
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:53,548
Dad, what about the risk
of living a life unfulfilled,
319
00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:55,925
of wondering if more is possible?
320
00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:58,552
That's what scares me.
321
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:03,643
And now there's finally an out for me
a-and people who feel like me.
322
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,063
[scoffs]
323
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,648
I turn 18 in a week.
324
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,402
I don't need permission anymore.
325
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,864
You guys told me
to follow my dreams and passions
326
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,075
and to do what makes me happy,
and this is it.
327
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:24,497
I want to be the best version of me.
I want to finally be beautiful.
328
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,165
Oh.
329
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,000
Bella.
330
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,170
You guys don't fucking
understand anything!
331
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,568
'Sup, Bel?
332
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,405
Hi.
333
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,535
You're usually more excited
for lunch with your bestie.
334
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,703
Mazel, bitch, it's me.
335
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,079
[Bella gasps]
336
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,623
Wow.
337
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,584
- [giggles]
- [Bella] Holy shit.
338
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,169
[new Ruthie] What do you think?
339
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,005
- You really solved your nose problem.
- Right?
340
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,089
Oh, my God.
341
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,049
[new Ruthie] Do I not look devastating?
342
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,509
[Bella] How and-and when?
343
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,845
Over the weekend.
344
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:25,265
I gave Ben and Sarah the sob story pitch
about the botched nose job,
345
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,809
and the parentals caved.
346
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,394
- Really?
- Yeah, really. [sighs]
347
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,980
I don't know if it's, like,
them feeling bad
348
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,901
about putting me on Adderall when I was
ten or if they just genuinely know, like,
349
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,028
how important this time in my life is,
350
00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:43,742
but they ponied up
for the full poke treatment.
351
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:45,952
What's that?
352
00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:51,791
[new Ruthie] The full platinum
concierge experience.
353
00:20:55,921 --> 00:21:00,383
First, there was Conor.
Talk about a warm welcome.
354
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,470
Welcome, Ruthie. I'll be your chaperone
for your treatment today.
355
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:06,307
[new Ruthie] Bel,
this guy was fucking hot,
356
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,142
and he was a real beauty.
357
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,268
We're pretty chill here.
358
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,061
Just whatever you do,
don't call me "nurse."
359
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,356
Those are for doctors and hospitals
and negative energy institutions,
360
00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:18,067
and this is not that.
361
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,945
My only purpose is to gently guide you
to your best self.
362
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,866
Whenever you're ready. No rush.
363
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,786
[Bella] The paperwork must have been
a nightmare.
364
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,788
[new Ruthie] Not when your parents
pay 20 grand.
365
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,539
[beeping]
366
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,666
[automated voice] Welcome, Ruthie.
367
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,461
[new Ruthie] There was, like,
one stupid form.
368
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,048
I don't even know what it said,
but it was probably fine.
369
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,471
[automated voice] Thank you.
Please proceed to your treatment.
370
00:21:47,096 --> 00:21:50,849
A tonic to help cleanse
and balance the body.
371
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,769
We believe it makes the change easier.
372
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:58,023
[new Ruthie] It was like
the best spa day ever on steroids.
373
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:02,529
They had everything.
Juices. Tonics. Aromatherapy.
374
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,823
I hate to say it.
375
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,740
You remember Stacy's Instas from Bali?
376
00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:10,577
Dude, it was like that.
Some real White Lotus shit.
377
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:13,540
I'll step out while you get
into your transformation robe.
378
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,166
Take your time.
379
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,757
And then they gave me the shot.
380
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:24,926
[Conor] Lay back.
381
00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:38,273
Ready?
382
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,984
- [Bella] Did it hurt?
- [new Ruthie] No.
383
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:45,989
Isn't that so weird? I kept waiting
for it to hurt, and it just never did.
384
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,700
And I don't know if that's
because I was with Conor and I was, like,
385
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,326
totally smitten on him,
386
00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:53,288
or maybe I'm just used to it now
'cause of all the stupid COVID stuff,
387
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,832
but I seriously would have let
Conor stab me,
388
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,625
like, a thousand times if he wanted to.
389
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,670
All set.
390
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:01,672
Thank you.
391
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,592
Follow me to your no-harm experience.
392
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,305
[new Ruthie] After that, they took me
to this room, right?
393
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,474
Sure, totally normal,
except there was no furniture.
394
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:20,064
- Just floor-to-ceiling cashmere padding.
- Oh, my God.
395
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,525
It, like, looked and felt like heaven.
396
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,320
I'm telling you, Bel,
this place was fucking legit.
397
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,696
We're gonna be right here, Ruthie.
398
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,990
[new Ruthie] And as if Conor wasn't enough
to keep me happy,
399
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,993
in walks another hottie,
and I started sweating.
400
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,371
- [Bella] Because of the guy?
- [new Ruthie] That's what I thought.
401
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,624
Turns out that's just the beginning
of the treatment.
402
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,001
Just relax. We've got you.
403
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,212
[breathes deeply]
404
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,050
[gasps]
405
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,927
[new Ruthie] They said I took, like,
three hours,
406
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,846
but because they spritzed my dose
with some kind of, like, benzo,
407
00:23:52,847 --> 00:23:53,932
I was able to just…
408
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,183
[smacks lips] …sleep right through it.
409
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,185
[water running]
410
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,646
[laughs]
411
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,401
[new Ruthie] I just went in,
412
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,693
took a little nap.
413
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,528
I woke up three hours later and…
414
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,530
[sighs]
415
00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:52,281
…I looked like this.
416
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:54,575
Oof!
417
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,660
Uh.
418
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,953
Wow. How…
419
00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,038
How-How does it feel?
420
00:24:59,038 --> 00:25:02,250
Incredible, but also, like, super weird.
421
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,460
I don't know, it's hard to explain.
422
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,547
You just have to experience it
for yourself.
423
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:08,882
It's like magic.
424
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,134
Wait,
425
00:25:11,634 --> 00:25:13,011
I gotta show you these.
426
00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:21,060
[sighs]
427
00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:24,355
- Oh. You look hot!
- [new Ruthie] Wait, look at this one.
428
00:25:24,355 --> 00:25:26,773
Yeah, I am hot, I know.
429
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,984
- [Bella gasps]
- Yeah, that's me. That's also me.
430
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,569
[Bella] Oh, my God. I'm dead.
431
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,239
Looks like you finally got that reboot
you always talked about.
432
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,365
I know,
433
00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:35,615
and just in time too.
434
00:25:35,616 --> 00:25:38,493
Like, fuck nose jobs and thread lifts.
435
00:25:38,494 --> 00:25:39,871
This is how you start college.
436
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,749
Like, I get to go in there
437
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,125
the best version of me.
438
00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:49,087
And I don't know about Northwestern.
Like, maybe I need to go somewhere else.
439
00:25:49,088 --> 00:25:51,048
Somewhere beachier and, like,
440
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,718
sexier, like Miami.
441
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,470
Or even, like, Hawaii?
442
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:59,682
Yeah, but y-you want to be a journalist.
That's why you're going there.
443
00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:01,059
Things are different now.
444
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,354
[chuckles] And I think
I want to be a model.
445
00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:06,690
Wow.
446
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:10,067
- Wow. [chuckles]
- What do you think? [chuckles]
447
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,277
Um.
448
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,404
I… I am insanely jealous,
449
00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:15,615
obviously.
450
00:26:16,532 --> 00:26:18,366
I'm very excited for you.
451
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:19,826
[chuckles]
452
00:26:19,827 --> 00:26:21,454
It's just, um,
453
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,914
when you're off in Paris
454
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,209
running around on photo shoots and stuff,
455
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,544
just don't forget about me,
456
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,880
- okay?
- What are you talking about?
457
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,424
- You're literally gonna be there with me.
- [scoffs]
458
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,927
You think I would do this
and not think about you?
459
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,096
How long have we been best friends?
460
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,221
Forever.
461
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,473
- Duh.
- Duh.
462
00:26:45,144 --> 00:26:47,438
[new Ruthie] When I was leaving,
Conor stopped me.
463
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,272
You're one of the lucky ones.
464
00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:52,609
This experience isn't attainable
or affordable for most,
465
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,864
but there is another way for people
to at least get a dose.
466
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,782
So if you knew of anyone,
467
00:26:58,866 --> 00:26:59,867
I can help.
468
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:11,921
[new Ruthie] He said he can help people
469
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,298
that can't get it the normal way.
470
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,511
What do you think?
471
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:20,721
Is it legal?
472
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,809
- "Is it legal?"
- Okay, sorry.
473
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,728
So what's your holdup?
474
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,230
Just, did anyone say anything
about side effects?
475
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,773
Um, yeah.
476
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,234
They did mention,
like, a tidal wave of hot dick,
477
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,694
and you'll probably get asked to prom,
478
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,613
- like, way more times than you can count.
- Ruthie.
479
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,865
Be so for real.
480
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,575
- What?
- Is there anything crazy
481
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:43,536
- that could happen, like… like dying?
- No. No.
482
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,913
No, they did not warn me that I might die.
483
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,664
Okay?
484
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:49,959
If you want,
I can ask when I go get my booster.
485
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,127
And you have to get boosters for life?
486
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:54,087
Like, what happens if I stop taking one?
487
00:27:54,088 --> 00:27:57,674
What happens if my dad stops taking
his Lipitor or his Lexapro?
488
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,677
You want to talk about side effects.
489
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,596
This is what was best for me,
490
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:02,597
and…
491
00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:05,808
I think it could be
what's best for you too.
492
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:08,811
Call him.
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