All language subtitles for S06E20 - The Lounge Singer Who Knew Too Much

I'm a natural born hero.

I like danger. It makes me feel alive.

Are you sure that's really what you
want?

That is not my video.

These hands are deadly weapons.

You want to pull a stunt like this
again?

At least wait till I'm off duty.

My life is in danger here and everybody
thinks it's a joke. Creatures.

A man and a mate nicht.

And right here is where you start
paying.

What?

I'm going to live forever.

Baby, remember my name.

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What makes you so sure you're going to
win?

I do have several videos to my credit.
Rock videos? Big deal.

Yeah, well, at least I know how to
handle a camera.

The judges are looking for creative
subjects.

Yeah, in focus.

Innovative staging. Well -framed shots.

You know, you two do have the right to
remain silent. What is it this time?

It's an SOA student video contest. Which
I'm going to win.

So, uh, what are your videos about?

I haven't really worked out all the
details. I've got so many possibilities,

know, it's hard to decide.

Yeah, well, you'll think of something.
Hey, look, check this out.

Which one's best for me? Sort of depends
on the part, doesn't it? It isn't for a

part. It's for me, man, the real me. The
real you?

Yeah. You know, I could do more than
just act and sing.

I'm a natural -born hero.

You just got to figure out what you're
kind.

Don, this is all just Hollywood.

It's image.

No, no, it's more than image. Like that
guy in the news.

The one who cut those bank robbers?
Yeah.

He's standing outside a bank.

These guys can run out with the loot.

Kabang! Nails, man!

Yeah, some studio's trying to buy the
rights to a story. That's right.

That's a hero.

Hey, and I could do that. That's being
in the right place at the right time.

Reggie, you create the moment. I got
this theory. You get what you expect.

That's a fascinating theory.

And I got it. I mean, brains, heart,
guts, everything but opportunity.

You want opportunity? Sign up for the
force.

No offense, Patrick, but I'm looking for
a challenge. You think walking the

beat's easy?

Lost kittens, parking tickets, looking
for important stuff, you know? Yeah,

for me to go nab some career jaywalkers.
Hey, you need their hand, let me know.

Ah, just kidding, just kidding. Right.

Reminds me, I gotta call Jillian. Can I
use your phone? Yeah.

She still on that work -study program?

Yeah, she's working for some big company
uptown.

She's typing my resume on their
computer.

Yeah, Jillian Beckett, please.

The new Chris Donlan, new shots.

New numbers, new resumes. Forget about
it.

Hey, Jillian.

Yeah.

Yeah, working hard? Yeah, it's really
hectic today. Somebody broke in last

and smashed my terminal. Do you believe
that? So I'm really far behind. I just

started on your resume.

Oh, well, how's it coming?

It's okay, but I can't quite read your
handwriting. It's 437 East 85th Street,

right? Yeah, yeah.

Look, Jillian, could you get it done by
tomorrow?

No problem.

All right.

You know, I really appreciate you taking
time to do this.

Look, Chris, I got to go. I'm going to
take care of you when I'm famous, you

hear me?

Thanks.

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two... All right, all right, cassettes
are here. Who needs them?

Go easy on them because we don't have...
All right, everybody back, everybody

back. Organize yourself into two lines.
or this camera shop is going to snap it

shut. Good, that's real good. Now stay
right there.

Noses.

Sounds like something I'd do. Didn't
think I had it in me, did you?

Something different, something original,
something... Weird.

Look, don't worry about it, girl. I got
it covered.

It's going to be so easy. I don't have
lots to worry about, no dialogue, no

Just me and my camera and noses.

Funny noses. Big noses. No, no, Miss
Fleischmann. Gee, seven score, they

be redundant.

Grumpy noses.

Now watch what you're doing. Respect the
equipment, boys and girls. Ladies and

gentlemen, please remember to respect
this equipment. What are you doing?

I'm doing an homage to two show business
greats. This grant is perfect for one,

and for the... I'll tell you about it
later, okay?

What's the matter?

Try to don't nick your idea.

Don't worry.

I've already got one.

Picture it. Two immortals confronting
each other. Billie Holiday and Jimmy

Stewart. What do you think?

Why are you taping now?

Well, I wanted a record of my concept
from the beginning.

Well?

I don't know. I do.

You are afraid.

You're afraid to play anything other
than yourself.

You are. For you to play Jimmy Stewart
would be a really good challenge for

No, no, no. It's not that. It's just
Jimmy Stewart's not that much of a

contrast.

Now, you take somebody like, uh, well,
Steve McQueen.

Billie Holiday's blues and Steve
McQueen's baby blues.

That would be a confrontation.

I like it.

Great. I'm in. How about you, Miss
Grant?

I'm in, too, but you know what? I've got
a great idea.

Yeah? Instead of Billie Holiday, let's
do Dorothy Dandridge.

Who?

Dorothy Dandridge.

The black Marilyn Monroe.

She played Carmen in Carmen Jones. She
was Beth in Porgy and Beth. Oh, trust

Reggie, she's perfect.

Okay.

Dorothy Dandridge it is.

You know something? Your input is really
going to help this project.

Good. You see, me, Steve McQueen, is the
essence of cool. You know, he never

lost control. He never gave in.

Even when he was defeated, he always
drew victory out of it by the way he

with it.

I think I could do something really
interesting.

Character study of me, huh?

Yeah. Well, your theory about the self
-made hero, it fascinates me.

You know, it would be cinema verite.

Donovan, a man and his ambition.

Something I could show an agent?

Possibly. I mean, quite possibly.

Okay, okay, you got it. Why don't you
stay out of my way?

Okay, you're all set.

That recharge tape loaded lens cap off.
Good. Because when Chris Donlan's moment

happened, you better be ready. Now let's
get out of here. All right.

The city.

Dirty. Dangerous.

The man.

Christopher Donlan.

Talented. Unafraid.

Does the guy into the New York streets
add an edge to your work as an actor?

Definitely. Definitely.

Gives my blood pumping. My muscles
prime.

I like danger. It makes me feel alive.

Oh, I've got to handle that. Whatever
comes my way, Chris, I'm ready.

You shouldn't sneak up on people like
that.

Delivery for Mr. Dollar.

You found me, huh?

I'm here, please.

Good. Talk about hero.

President's greatest hits.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

That's great, Lou. Now, could you wither
your nose like a bunny for me?

No. I hate it.

Oh,

sorry. I'm wearing your leg. I'm ready.

I am ready.

Here, hold the coat, will you?

Lou, we're in the shop.

to tell you I got nothing to say I'm
gonna put

this dream in motion never let nothing
stand in my way oh

when the going gets tough the tough get
going

I'm gonna get my

I'm gonna make you stand and deliver.

Give you love in the old -fashioned way.

Darling,

I'll climb any mountain.

Darling, I'll do anything.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you? Can I touch
you? And do the things that lovers do.

Ooh, ooh, wanna hold you. Wanna hold
you.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Sounds like the same old diamond for me.

Yeah, what's the matter with that?

I'm gonna buy me a one -way ticket.

Can I touch you? Can I touch you? And do
the things that lovers do.

Ooh. Ooh.

Wanna hold you. Wanna hold you. I gotta
get it through to you.

Oh. Wanna go and get it tough.

Tough, yeah.

I could have killed you. Yeah, there was
a nice bit of fear there.

Ambition leading to paranoia. I like
that. I almost rearranged your face,

You've got to be more careful.

These hands are deadly weapons.

I'm trying to remember that.

Okay.

Oh, come on, man. Pack it in. Pack it
in.

If you like, but I don't have much time
for this, you know. I thought we'd go

back. All right, crazy man.

Good night.

The hero, like you, needed to call the
police.

Okay, okay, I had that coming.

Wait till you see what they did to my
plate.

Well, go on.

I thought you said this place was
ransacked.

It was.

I don't get it.

That was over there.

I know you think that what I do isn't
important, but a practical joke like

is way out of line.

They must have cleaned up.

That's it. That's it. They cleaned up.
They cleaned up. Say who? There's no

signs of forced entry.

I'll prove it to you.

They pulled the phone out.

They must have fixed it.

You don't believe me, do you?

You ever want to pull a stunt like this
again?

At least wait till I'm off duty.

Dorothy Janwich and Steve McQueen. Scene
one, take one. Roll one.

Reggie Higgins, director.

Reggie Higgins, camera operator.

Maxie Sharp, camera dolly pusher. Maxie,
would you give it a rest?

Wait a second, I'm not finished. Maxie!

begins to beam every night I dream a
little dream

and of course Prince Charming is the
theme the he

for me although I

realize as well as you it is seldom that
a

dream comes true

That he'll appear.

Someday you'll come along,

the man I love.

And he'll be big and strong, the man I
love.

And when he comes my way, I'll do my
best to make

him stay.

look at me and smile I'll understand and
in a little while

he'll take my hand and though it seems
absurd I

know he both won't say a word

maybe I'll meet him

Still I'm sure I'll meet him one day.

Maybe Tuesday will be my good news day.

He'll build a little home just meant for
two.

From which I'll never roam.

Who would want you?

Yeah, Miss Grant.

I don't think that was right.

You want to do it again?

No, I don't want to do it again. I want
to do something else, honey.

Look, I just don't think this song
captures the essence of Dorothy

No? No.

And I think you'd be a lot happier if we
did a production number, something with

dance in it, like one of the songs from
Porgy and Bess. Miss Grant, I don't have

time to come up with a dance routine. I
understand that.

Good, I appreciate that.

I'll take care of it for you. I'll do
the whole thing. Don't worry, it's done.

study program will help the students to
support themselves while they're waiting

for that big break to happen. Um, could
you keep talking, please?

What? Yes, see, I want to make sure I do
justice to that cute little mustache of

yours, all right?

Well, uh, Mr. Sharofsky is one of its
biggest, uh, supporters.

Thank you for sharing the limelight, but
Miss Tyler already has a mortal life,

my proboscis.

Your proboscis, you mean? Noses, I just
love noses.

This is the moment. Such an opportunity
may not come again.

You know, you're right. Mrs. Berg, let
me introduce you to 15 minutes of fame,

okay? Well, are you sure that's really
what you want?

Yes. Oh, yes, but could you do that
again right here in the camera?

Bergman couldn't possibly have started
like this. Okay, ready? Sneak.

It's too hot to fight.

Why don't we just have a couple of beers
and then you can come along quietly,

huh?

What are you doing?

Oh, uh, I was just trying out a few
changes I thought Steve might like.

A fifth sight. A car chase.

An escape from Devil's Island? What
happened to my dialogue?

I just made a few minor cuts.

Uh, well, you see, Steve doesn't talk
much. Minor cuts? This is open -heart

surgery. Higgins, look, what is, uh,
say, could I have a drink? I mean,

no line for Steve. He, he never asked.

questions. He's got all the answers. Mr.

Seeger, I... The man had an attitude.

He was the characters he played.

You want to know how he'd do the same?

Show you.

All I see is the back of your head.

Well, you see, that's my point. McQueen
could act with the back of his head.

Look... Look, I think we should just get
rid of all this talk. Look, Mr. Seeger,

I really appreciate your dedication to
character, but no.

I say yes.

I say no.

Yes.

Oh, that's good.

That is really good.

Oh, could you stand us a little bit
closer together?

No!

Steve McQueen never argues.

He just states his position.

Thanks a lot.

Man, it was tough all over the floor. It
was a mess.

Come on, hey, give it up. Pick some ice
cream.

Thanks.

Look, Tony, what I'm trying to do here
is fairytale, okay?

You don't have to create the moment for
me.

Ian, I ain't creating a moment. This
happened.

Really happened. Right just in your
apartment. It looked the same as it did

yesterday. Well, it must have cleaned
up, okay? Patrick didn't believe me

either. Hi.

You've been working hard.

I'd be too, all right?

Ian, get out of here.

Didn't they teach you any manners in
England?

Like when to let up?

This time I ain't going easy on them.

What's in my back pocket?

Come now, Mr.

Donlan. Do I look like a common ruffian?

How do you know my name?

I don't want your wallet.

I want the information.

I don't have any information, man.

No, no.

Making this unnecessarily difficult,
Christopher.

Dude,

my armpit's the other way. Let the
change.

We want you to get the package and bring
it to us.

The package, the package.

What package?

Yeah, the package. I was just kidding.
The package. How soon can you get it?

Soon, real soon.

Not real soon, pretty soon. What if I 8
o 'clock?

Tonight, if we don't get it, we'll
really be upset.

I don't see any bruises.

Well, they didn't actually hit me.

It was just before our throw left.

Well, Ed, that's funny, Ian. They waited
until you left so there'd be no

witness. These are the guys that messed
up your apartment.

Who cleaned it up, Chris?

Wait, wait, I thought, I thought Ian was
there. Oh, he didn't clean it up.

No, he was there before. Before he came
to lose. No, before I opened the door.

I got tape to edit.

I'll walk you out. You know, my life is
in danger here, and everybody thinks

it's a joke.

Now, are you going to be there or what?

Huh?

Hot dog stand, 8 o 'clock.

Make sure you get up early. Yeah, and
keep that assorted now.

Make sure you get on the tape, mister.

What's going on? I don't know.

I'll just shoot what I see.

Looks to me like you're subject to
losing it.

I understand your subjects have already
lost it.

Nonsense.

Even as we speak, Miss Grant's working
on a wonderful dance number, which I'm

getting ready to shoot.

We're doing fine.

Well, we're doing fine, too.

I simply have to retitle mine. It'll be
called, uh, Creep, the Man, and

His Magnet.

This better not be another washout. Are
you going to be there or not? These guys

are threatening me. I'll be there. I
just hope they'll be there.

They will.

They think I got something they want.
Which is what?

I don't know. They keep talking about a
package or something.

And you don't have it. Oh, I haven't
received a package in over a year.

Shit. Leslie's greatest hits.

Logic, right?

Lou.

What's General Overdine?

Big conglomerate.

Makes everything from baby food to
planes and stuff for the Air Force.

National security type stuff?

Yeah. Why?

Patrick!

The cop just left. Did you see which way
he went?

Why is that? That's thoughtful. Yeah,
that's thoughtful.

Christopher, you weren't planning on
doing something foolish, were you? Like

us up at that hot dog stand? Oh, no, no,
no. Of course not.

See,

that's a common mistake that a lot of
beginners make.

In fact... Excuse me, mister. I have two
lemon icicles and one ice cream salad.

Go away. Get rid of him. Get rid of him.

Look, you see, I want my ice cream. Go
away. I want my ice cream.

Go after him.

But your friend Ian was here. With his
camera. Hey, if you want to be at your

movie, you only had to ask. Look, hold
it down, man. They could be listening.

They, they, they, they. Oh. The spies.

Oh, the spies.

Ian mentioned them before he left. They
weren't on time either.

It's because they caught up with me.

I gotta wait, all right?

Patrick, I got a top security team from
General Overdive. Well, that explains

everything.

I got it by mistake.

Look at me.

The FBI, CIA. This is much bigger than I
thought. You know, you start out with

one little lie, and pretty soon it
grows.

I'm telling you the truth.

I'm going to go home. I can't. They're
probably watching my apartment.

That's why I hid the tape in the school.

This hero stuff has gone to your head.
Listen, just come back with me and take

the tape. You can have the credit. I
don't care.

Chris, I don't have time for you to make
police spy stories. I have parking

tickets and lost kids in the field.

I think that's what we need

to do. A big master this way.

Then, honey, calm down with the smoke.
Then a few cuts. over this way.

Then calm down with the smoke till we're
ready to go. Then let's do a reverse,

totally reverse on Hector's entrance
right here.

Look, Miss Grant, I'd really like to get
this in one take.

One take, darling? There's no way to do
this. You need lots of different angles.

Cut, cut. I don't have time to edit all
of this. Sure you do. The contest isn't

until 10 o 'clock tomorrow morning. That
gives you all night long.

Maxie, why don't you get another camera?

What? We're going to need two cameras to
cover this.

It ain't necessarily so.

It ain't necessarily so.

The things that you liable to read in
the Bible, it ain't necessarily

so.

Well, David was small, but oh my.

Well, David was small, but oh my.

It ain't necessarily so.

It ain't necessarily so.

They tell all you chillin' the devil's a
villain, but it ain't necessarily so.

It's great.

All right, people, come on. We can do
much better than this. Let's get back to

your opening positions. We're going to
do take two. Come on, let's go.

No.

No? No, I don't want to do it again.
What is wrong with you?

Steve doesn't dance.

Now you tell me Steve doesn't dance? You
know, I have had it with you. I have

tried to meet you halfway, but you want
it all your way.

Steve doesn't dance. Steve doesn't sing.
According to you, Steve doesn't even

talk. I can't work like this. I'm sorry.
I quit.

Hey,

look, don't worry about it, Higgins. I,
uh...

We can call it Steve.

You have reached the Central
Intelligence Agency.

Our business hours are from 9 to 5,
Monday through Saturday.

If you wish, you may leave a message at
the tone, and an agent will return your

call.

Hi, my name is Chris Donlan, and I'm at
555 -6512.

And I have a secret tape from General
Overdyke.

And I'd like to return it.

The guys are following me. They're after
me in an ice cream truck.

So please call me.

Soon.

Pull an all -nighter?

Yeah.

I had to edit my video.

Nine hours staring at a TV screen.

I think I fried my retinas.

You want some breakfast?

No, thanks, Lou.

Can I just get some coffee?

Sure.

Coming right up.

There you go.

Thanks.

Another live wire.

Coffee? Yeah, please.

Yeah, me too.

So did you finish editing your video,
then?

Okay, I think.

Who can tell?

You know, I thought doing this video
contest was going to be fun.

Yeah, me too.

It's really hard working with other
people.

My subject tried to take over.

My subject disappeared.

I've got a video with no ending.

I don't even know what I've got.

Judges are probably going to throw
things at the screen.

No.

Not if they watch mine first.

I'll be asleep.

Tell you what.

Why don't we go out, take a walk, get
some air?

Sounds great.

Maybe we could stop someplace and get
some coffee, huh?

It's a long story.

And you?

I'm supposed to help set up for the
video contest today. What about your

What job? I got fired last night. They
said I froze up their computer system

somehow.

Which means I didn't quite finish your
resume. I only got as far as your name

and address.

Name and address, huh?

Yeah, but don't worry about it. I'll
finish it when I get home, I promise.

You're like working at General Overdine
anyway. All that hush -hush is too

creepy for me.

General Overdine?

That's where you work?

Yeah.

You started this.

Started what?

I thought I got mixed up and all.
There's some computer screw -up. Look

sent me.

Project Rocket?

Wow, what is this? I don't know, but
whatever it is, it's top secret.

We gotta go to the CIA.

CIA? There are enemy spies after this.
Our national security's at stake here.

Never been one of my favorite games.

Hey, dude.

Looking for me?

Christopher. How nice to see you again.

Yeah, I'd like to stick around, you
know, but I got an appointment.

Run!

I swear you're dead if you hurt her.

Thank you.

happens when you try to get clever? Why
are you giving us so much trouble

anyway?

Because we're Americans. Tell him,
Chris.

Yeah, we're Americans.

What has that got to do with anything?

Christopher, you've gone to a lot of
trouble for nothing.

I win again.

And you, an amateur, are the loser.

Our first entry is by Miss Reggie
Higgins.

Egos in motion.

Scene one, take one. Roll one.

I think that's what we need to do. A big
master this way.

Honey, calm down with the smoke. Then a
few cuts over this way.

Calm down with the smoke till we're
ready to go. Then let's do a reverse.

There's no way to do this. You need lots
of different angles. Cut, cut. No. I

want to do something else.

Good. You see, Dorothy did... You know,
he never lost control. He never gave in.

God, she was such a brilliant actress.
Even when he was defeated, he always

victory out of it by the way he dealt
with it. Whatever she did, it was so...

Great.

I'm in.

Got a great idea?

Sounds real talky. Let's do Dorothy
Dandridge.

No! Oh, trust me. Reggie, she's perfect.

Steve McQueen never argues.

Trust me. He never asks questions.

Trust me. He just states his position.

Trust me. Trust me. Well, you see,
that's my point. McQueen could act with

back of his head.

I don't think that was right.

Steve doesn't dance.

He doesn't even talk. Let's just get
back to your opening positions. We're

to do take two. Come on, let's go.

People, come on. We can do much better
than this. Let's just get back to your

opening positions. We're going to do
take two. Come on, let's go.

No, I don't want to do it again. I want
to do something else. No.

We gotta get out of here. You got a
plan?

No.

Great, well, I do.

Shut up!

Shut up! They ain't gonna hear us down
here. Yes, they are. The people are

showing up for the contest right now. We
ain't gonna tour the basement.

Give me some paint now.

Pull hard.

Up here, up here. Look at this one. Up
here, up here.

a grog to me. That guy's starting to
tick me off now.

Let's go break his thumbs.

Did you have to bite me? I'm sorry.

Chris?

This

is

great. I don't know what you're so
worried about.

I guess it's not as bad as I thought.

Mom's next.

But I don't think I'll contend it.

See ya.

Sir, excuse me. I need your tickets.

Tickets?

me into here.

I'm all tied up.

I knew you were in this type of thing.
Oh, come on. The first thing we gotta do

is get the tape. Wait a minute. I
thought you said we were going to the

Who's gonna believe us without a tape?

beaten by an amateur.

We should have deep -sixed that guy the
first time that we met him.

So?

We've learned something.

Free ice cream cone coming. Don't you
touch me. I have one of the finest

in town. I will be out of here in two
weeks. Hey, I like your video.

Matthew seems to think that you and I
are guaranteed to take prizes.

Oh, you can forget your little award. I
think I've got a feature here.

Hi. Small for the camera.

Chris, I gotta hand it to you. Catching
the bad guys, saving my little sister.

Hey, it was nothing. It was nothing.

but I will need statements from both of
you.

I'll start it off one day. It was real
peaceful.

And I got this tape.

Oh, my God, the tape. I forgot the tape!

Our last entry is a video by Miss Dusty
Tyler entitled On the Nose.

Roll tape, please.

thought i was a hero and instead i
risked my neck for a soft drink hey you

risked your neck to save my life and you
thought you were saving your country

pretty heroic if you ask me i guess
you're right

i just love mixed media don't you