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Starring James
Arness as Matt Dillon.
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♪♪
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I could've swore I
smelled me some coffee.
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Howdy!
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Anybody here?
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♪♪
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A man with a outfit like this
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could have a
parade all by hisself.
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Looks like you caught
yourself a good one there, fella.
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There's no denying it's good
enough to send me straight.
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Who shot you?
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Me.
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I managed to...
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to do what 17 men couldn't do.
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Kill myself.
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How did this happen?
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Fool gun slipped out of my hand.
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Hammer hit a rock.
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Fool way to die.
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Maybe I can get you
into Bucklin to a doctor.
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Where's your horse at?
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Spooked.
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When the gun went off.
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Ought to be something
I can do for you.
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Yeah.
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Bury me.
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Deep.
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I ain't never left no
man to buzzards yet.
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I'll show you my thanks.
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See that rig over there?
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Saddle and... and trappings...
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They're yours.
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You ride into
Bucklin on that rig...
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and the folks...
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the folks will sit up
and take real notice.
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Well, look who's here.
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Oh, good morning.
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- Matt, how are you?
- Matt.
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Good to have you back.
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How are you, Matt?
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Ah, good to be
here, I'll tell you.
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- Have a chair.
- Oh, thanks, Thad.
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- How about some coffee?
- Hey, that sounds fine.
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How are things in Wichita, Matt?
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Well, they haven't
changed a bit, Doc.
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How about things here, Thad?
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Pretty good, except for that.
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Yeah, what is that?
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Interesting you
should ask about that.
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Not very original,
but interesting.
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Everybody who comes in
here asks the same thing.
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- They do?
- Yeah.
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Well, does anybody
ever get an answer?
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Oh, yes, yes, the answer is
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that's one of Festus'
money-making schemes.
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How do you make money
with something like that?
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Well, if you're a Haggen,
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you bet that you can
stack two decks of cards
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into a four-story house
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without ever knocking the
house down, not even once.
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And then you work up the odds
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with a severe
case of the hiccups.
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Well, that sounds
like Festus, all right.
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How come he gave up?
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He didn't. Oh, no.
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He was called away.
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To Bucklin.
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- Mmm.
- Bucklin?
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Yeah, see, a cousin of his...
Name of Maude Haggen...
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Got in jail because
of doing in somebody
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whose name was, uh, uh...
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- Rover Watson.
- Rover Watson.
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Well, that sounds
kind of serious.
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Oh, no, no. Not
according to Festus.
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You see, the way
the Haggens look at it,
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killing a Watson is
liable to get you a medal
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instead of a hanging.
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Oh, he knew these
Watsons, did he?
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No, no, wouldn't know one
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if they stuck their fingernail
in his eyeball, he said.
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He just knows about 'em.
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Mainly that they're,
uh, "as rotten to the core
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as an apple with
a worm for a stem."
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That's funny, I thought I
knew most of Festus' relatives,
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but I never heard of
this, uh, Maude before.
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Well, he was a
new one on us, too.
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Huh?
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Man.
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You mean this... this
Cousin Maude is a man?
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Not only a man, but
he seems to be a man
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who's not above taking a
shotgun to bad manners.
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Must be named after his mother.
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Nope. Uncle.
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No, step-uncle.
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- That's right.
- No.
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Yeah, his father's side.
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Festus told you
all this, did he?
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- Right.
- In one sentence, I suppose?
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- Right again.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, things haven't
changed in Wichita.
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I can see they haven't
changed here, either.
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Kitty, I need a drink.
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♪♪
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You boys heard
what the mayor said.
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Said for y'all to
clear out of town.
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The Watsons don't take
orders from no mayor.
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Especially one that
yells out his threats
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from behind a
locked jailhouse door.
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Well, the mayor
ain't a bad sort.
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It wasn't his fault.
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The sheriff left town.
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So, what you Watson
boys gonna do?
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First, we aim to
put away a little bit
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of this drinkin' whiskey.
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Then we're gonna build ourselves
a size 16-and-a-half noose.
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Then we go and take care
of Maude Haggen ourselves.
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Ain't you all heard?
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Heard what?
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We just rid in from camp.
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Maude Haggen
escaped jail last night.
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That mayor let him escape!
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He never did act like he thought
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Haggen was
guilty... Did he, Buff?
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No, nobody kills our
daddy and gets away with it.
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We'll just hang that mayor.
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Wait a minute.
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Now, don't y'all go
storming that jail.
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You'll grow some holes.
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There's a telegraph operator
in here last night got drunk,
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said the mayor wired
Cimarron yesterday morning
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and hired Jim Travers
to come down here
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and clean you boys out of town.
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Who's Jim Travers?
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A gunfighter from Cheyenne.
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He's killed a lot of
folks up around there.
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I ain't never even heard of him.
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Well, I doubt if he'd keep
a name you recognize.
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Know what he looks like?
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Oh, there was a big
fat fella in here last night
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shooting off his mouth...
He said that he knewed him.
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Said he's around 35 to 40
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and he had a great,
big, black Mexican saddle
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with a lot of silver on it.
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♪♪
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A stranger just rode in!
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Ain't much doubt about
it... Is there, Roan?
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Not much, Pinto.
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Black saddle, right on schedule.
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What do you think, Buff?
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You don't see many
gunfighters riding a mule.
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Well, if he's looking for us,
we might as well get at it.
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That's right, we wouldn't
want to be hard to find.
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We gonna goad him into a fight?
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Gunfighter ain't usually
very hard to goad.
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Let's go.
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We was just
admiring that saddle.
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Can't say I blame you.
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I'm kind of smote
with it myself.
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I can't help wondering
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where a man might come
across a saddle like that.
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Now, that's a funny
thing you'd ask that.
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Just last night,
I run across it...
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There's only three ways to
get a saddle that I know of.
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You buy it.
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Somebody gives it to you.
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Or you steal it.
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And we've got a 365-day
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open season on saddle
thieves around here.
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Now, get to the ground.
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Just supposing you all
drop your gun belts real easy.
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That's it.
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Now, why don't you all just
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amble on down the street yonder
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and next time I'd be
a little more careful
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about who I call a saddle thief.
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♪♪
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Everyplace you go,
there's a smart aleck.
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He's stopping at the jail.
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Now, that don't leave too
much doubt... does it, Pinto?
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What kind of gunman is
that, using a dirty trick?
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The kind that stays
alive a long time.
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We'd better get
our guns out of there
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before they get waterlogged.
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We best wait till
he goes inside.
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We was lucky once.
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That's right.
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He ain't like to give
us a second chance.
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How do you reckon
to handle it, Pinto?
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Let him have his
talk with the mayor.
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Then, when he comes
out, I'll face him down.
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You gonna challenge
him outright, Pinto?
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I'll do whatever needs
doing to get him to draw.
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And when he does?
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Bang.
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What do you want?
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I want to jaw over
a problem with you.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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I'd know that saddle
from the description.
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- Get in here!
- Quit that!
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What about that saddle?
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Joe Riley told me
what to look for.
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Joe Riley?
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I don't know no
Joe Riley, Sheriff.
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I'm not the sheriff.
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He took off three days ago.
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Garden City offered him $50
a month more than we could.
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And a sight less trouble.
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And with trouble,
your name comes up.
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It does?
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Sure.
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Maybe you'd ought
to start at the top
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and tell me about this.
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Well, the Watson boys
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turned up here about
a month or so back.
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Raw-hidin' and prairie-wolfin'.
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Some say a little rustling.
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They had a couple of
run-ins with Maude Haggen.
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A few days ago, the
Watson boys came in
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to swear out a murder
warrant on Maude.
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Said he killed their father.
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Get him with a shotgun, did he?
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No, no, Maude didn't shoot him.
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Well, how did he do it, then?
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The Watson boys ran
across Haggen up at Wetdraw.
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He'd found a sheep-dip tank,
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and had it full of
ferment and potato water.
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The Watson boys
got a case of it,
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and Daddy Watson
drank it and died.
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Well, now, wouldn't that be more
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of a manslaughtering
case than a murder?
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Not even that.
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Uh, seems the Watson
boys failed to pay
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for the whiskey.
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Well, what do they
want now, then?
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They want to give
Maude $12 and shoot him.
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And that's why you got
old Maude hid out, huh?
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I did have.
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He escaped last night.
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Left quite a knot on my head.
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Well, if old Maude's gone
and you ain't looking for him,
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I'll just go on home.
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I didn't hire you
to protect Haggen!
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I hired you to protect me.
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To get the Watson
boys out of town.
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You ain't hired
me to do nothing.
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Three men, $100 a head.
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That was your price.
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Well, wait a minute here.
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I-I get the feeling you
think I'm somebody I ain't.
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All right.
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Who are you?
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Festus Haggen.
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Mr. Travers, I don't care if
you call yourself "Gertrude."
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The choice of a name
is a gunfighter's privilege.
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Just get rid of the Watson boys,
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and you've earned yourself $300.
257
00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:40,719
What do we do?
258
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,954
Nothing, except wait
for our chance to nail him.
259
00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:45,655
He'll be back to earn the
money the mayor's paying him.
260
00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:47,426
What's doing?
261
00:15:49,468 --> 00:15:50,959
Well, where you going?
262
00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:53,231
Do a little waiting
over some whiskey.
263
00:15:57,409 --> 00:16:01,938
That sure is a passel
of money, all right.
264
00:16:02,081 --> 00:16:03,947
I ain't Travers.
265
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,881
Then tell me something.
266
00:16:06,018 --> 00:16:08,010
Where did you get that saddle?
267
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:10,679
From a feller I
buried out on the trail.
268
00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:12,485
What'd he die from?
269
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,184
Gunshot in the belly.
270
00:16:14,326 --> 00:16:16,295
And I guess he shot himself?
271
00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:18,795
Fact is that's
just what he done.
272
00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:22,627
Joe Riley said you
liked your funnin'.
273
00:16:22,768 --> 00:16:24,896
And it is sort of funny at that.
274
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,072
Well, if old Maude's gone,
275
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,768
I'll just mosey on
back to Dodge City.
276
00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:34,574
The three Watson
boys are out there.
277
00:16:35,648 --> 00:16:37,480
Three?
278
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:39,983
One of them kind
of a burly feller?
279
00:16:40,119 --> 00:16:41,485
The other two kind of scrawny?
280
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:44,089
All three of them
tick-bit yahoos?
281
00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:46,249
You met them.
282
00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:49,658
They give me trouble
when I rode into town.
283
00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:51,991
They'll shoot you for sure!
284
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:55,659
Well, I'm gonna tell you
something, Mr. Mayor.
285
00:16:55,801 --> 00:16:58,532
Even them Watson boys
wouldn't shoot an unarmed man.
286
00:16:58,671 --> 00:17:00,640
And that's just
what I'm going to be
287
00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:03,743
when I walk out
of here... Unarmed.
288
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:07,574
Because I'm fixing to put
this pistol in my saddlebag.
289
00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:10,410
But what about me, Mr. Travers?
290
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:14,247
My name is Festus Haggen.
291
00:17:14,386 --> 00:17:16,548
And I'm fixing to
ride out of town.
292
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,715
And if I get shot
a-ridin' out of town,
293
00:17:18,857 --> 00:17:21,725
that better be the name
that's on my headstone,
294
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,659
or I'm coming back to haunt you.
295
00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:26,789
♪♪
296
00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:56,652
♪♪
297
00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:27,116
♪♪
298
00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:49,213
Now, I don't know
299
00:18:49,348 --> 00:18:51,783
whether I'd ought to go
soak in a creek for a spell
300
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,216
or run for public office.
301
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:56,117
I either smell like a goat
302
00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:59,191
or I got enough enemies
to start politickin'.
303
00:18:59,324 --> 00:19:01,418
That ain't it at all,
no, sir, that ain't it all.
304
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,471
It's just, just these people
don't want to get shot up
305
00:19:03,495 --> 00:19:06,294
around here in town, and I
don't want to get shot, neither.
306
00:19:06,432 --> 00:19:08,094
Now, you can have
all you want to drink.
307
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:09,701
It's all free if you just
308
00:19:09,835 --> 00:19:11,827
drink it across the
street, Mr. Travers.
309
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:14,769
My name ain't Travers.
310
00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:17,900
I buried him on
the trail last night.
311
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,909
What's your name, mister?
312
00:19:20,045 --> 00:19:21,775
Festus Haggen.
313
00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:22,914
Festus?
314
00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,609
Maude Haggen's brother?
315
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,877
Cousin.
316
00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:27,953
Well, he comes in here
every Saturday night,
317
00:19:28,087 --> 00:19:30,886
old Maude does, and
almost wrecks this place.
318
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:33,857
When are you gonna get
her fixed back up again?
319
00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:35,893
That's a good one.
320
00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:38,623
Seeing you tangle
with the Watson boys...
321
00:19:38,764 --> 00:19:41,791
I sure would like
to sell tickets to that.
322
00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:44,631
Then you'd just have to
give their money all back,
323
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,602
'cause there ain't
gonna be no fight!
324
00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:48,731
♪♪
325
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,892
♪♪
326
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:22,073
I tell you, we'd have
had him for sure.
327
00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:23,436
We'll still get him.
328
00:20:23,575 --> 00:20:25,043
Well, what's the
matter with you?
329
00:20:25,177 --> 00:20:26,977
- What happened out there?
- Nothing happened.
330
00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:28,799
Well, I thought y'all
were gonna have at it.
331
00:20:28,847 --> 00:20:30,892
I never thought y'all would
let him get away like that.
332
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:33,044
Huh, like you'd
have went after him!
333
00:20:33,185 --> 00:20:35,711
Jim Travers ain't the kind
of man you go straight up to.
334
00:20:35,854 --> 00:20:38,653
You got to sort of sidle up to
him on the downwind side and...
335
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:40,726
His name ain't Jim Travers.
336
00:20:40,859 --> 00:20:41,918
What you talking?
337
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,892
His name is Festus Haggen.
338
00:20:44,029 --> 00:20:45,327
What?
339
00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:48,195
Cousin to Maude Haggen,
the one that killed you boys' pa.
340
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,494
How do you know that?
341
00:20:49,635 --> 00:20:50,967
He told me so.
342
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:53,143
- Well, where you going?
- Well, where do you think?
343
00:20:53,205 --> 00:20:54,571
Now, just hold
on a minute, Pinto.
344
00:20:54,706 --> 00:20:55,969
Hold on for what?
345
00:20:56,108 --> 00:20:58,509
How do you reckon he
come by Travers's saddle?
346
00:20:58,644 --> 00:21:01,512
He told me he buried
Travers last night on the trail.
347
00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:03,616
There, now, you see?
348
00:21:03,749 --> 00:21:05,189
Any man feisty
enough to kill Travers
349
00:21:05,317 --> 00:21:07,616
ain't no man for
us to try and take.
350
00:21:12,257 --> 00:21:14,954
Well, if Festus Haggen is
anything like his cousin...
351
00:21:15,093 --> 00:21:17,528
And all Haggens is alike...
352
00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:20,155
He must've bushwhacked Travers.
353
00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:24,801
Well, we can do the same thing.
354
00:21:24,937 --> 00:21:26,963
A Haggen working for the mayor.
355
00:21:27,105 --> 00:21:28,783
Appears to me like
we're gonna get ourselves
356
00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:30,935
a eye for an eye
and a tooth for a tooth
357
00:21:31,076 --> 00:21:32,874
all at the same time.
358
00:21:33,011 --> 00:21:35,003
Let's go.
359
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:55,064
Well, will you looky here?
360
00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:01,934
Howdy there, little feller.
361
00:22:07,746 --> 00:22:09,942
♪ Toady's in the pantry ♪
362
00:22:10,082 --> 00:22:12,244
♪ What are you gonna do? ♪
363
00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:15,411
♪ Toady in the pantry,
what are you gonna do? ♪
364
00:22:15,554 --> 00:22:17,022
♪ Toady in the pan... ♪
365
00:22:41,213 --> 00:22:42,078
Hey.
366
00:22:42,214 --> 00:22:43,477
Come on!
367
00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:45,607
Well, that's about
the fanciest saddle
368
00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:47,720
I ever got that easy.
369
00:22:47,853 --> 00:22:48,853
It ain't fair.
370
00:22:48,987 --> 00:22:50,956
We didn't get a chance to shoot.
371
00:22:51,089 --> 00:22:53,268
We weren't in pistol range,
and you two ain't got no rifle.
372
00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:54,419
How about that?
373
00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:55,788
Us killing Festus Haggen...
374
00:22:55,928 --> 00:22:57,328
The man that killed Jim Travers!
375
00:22:57,462 --> 00:22:58,589
Huh? Huh?
376
00:22:58,730 --> 00:23:00,722
I don't know, sounds
kind of roundabouty.
377
00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:03,301
Ain't nobody ever
heard of this Haggen.
378
00:23:03,435 --> 00:23:05,768
Hey, I bet he ain't
no Haggen at all.
379
00:23:05,904 --> 00:23:07,770
I bet that's really Jim Travers.
380
00:23:07,906 --> 00:23:11,001
Right here they are...
The Watson boys!
381
00:23:11,143 --> 00:23:12,441
The ones that
killed Jim Travers!
382
00:23:12,577 --> 00:23:13,855
Now, how about that... huh, huh?
383
00:23:13,879 --> 00:23:15,438
That sounds better, yeah.
384
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:16,980
If Daddy was here,
he'd be so proud,
385
00:23:17,049 --> 00:23:18,529
he'd go out and get
cross-eyed drunker
386
00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:21,052
than a goat eating China bears!
387
00:23:21,186 --> 00:23:22,186
Let's go!
388
00:23:22,321 --> 00:23:23,789
Hyah! Come on!
389
00:23:23,922 --> 00:23:25,754
- Hyah!
- Ha!
390
00:23:30,796 --> 00:23:32,788
♪♪
391
00:23:52,985 --> 00:23:54,180
Mister?
392
00:23:54,319 --> 00:23:56,311
Are you all right, mister?
393
00:23:59,891 --> 00:24:00,915
Hey, mister.
394
00:24:03,462 --> 00:24:04,589
Jojo, you stay here.
395
00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:06,289
Don't let him get away.
396
00:24:10,602 --> 00:24:12,571
I'm gonna go get Mom.
397
00:24:51,176 --> 00:24:55,910
Poor old flea-bit scamp,
you look as raunchy as I do.
398
00:25:01,787 --> 00:25:04,188
Just be easy, boy.
399
00:25:04,322 --> 00:25:05,756
Back off.
400
00:25:14,332 --> 00:25:16,324
♪♪
401
00:25:36,221 --> 00:25:39,555
You, uh... you say he
was frothing at the mouth?
402
00:25:39,691 --> 00:25:41,159
Yes, sir.
403
00:25:42,727 --> 00:25:44,958
You do have something
to worry about.
404
00:25:47,132 --> 00:25:51,297
You know, old Doc
Adams over in Dodge City,
405
00:25:51,436 --> 00:25:54,065
he's telling me there's
some foreign pill pusher
406
00:25:54,206 --> 00:25:56,198
that's got a cure for that.
407
00:25:56,341 --> 00:25:58,867
Said that there's some
doctor in Kansas City
408
00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:01,309
knowed how to
use it... Is that true?
409
00:26:01,446 --> 00:26:04,177
I know Doc Adams.
410
00:26:04,316 --> 00:26:07,218
He was talking
about Louis Pasteur.
411
00:26:07,352 --> 00:26:09,253
He's discovered a treatment.
412
00:26:09,387 --> 00:26:11,515
And if you're bitten
in the arm or the leg
413
00:26:11,656 --> 00:26:13,784
and are treated within
three or four days,
414
00:26:13,925 --> 00:26:17,225
there's a 75%
chance of recovery.
415
00:26:17,362 --> 00:26:22,130
Well, it's at least a week to
get to Kansas City, ain't it?
416
00:26:23,168 --> 00:26:25,069
Yeah, it would.
417
00:26:26,171 --> 00:26:28,402
What's my odds, Doc?
418
00:26:30,142 --> 00:26:32,304
Do you want to know the truth?
419
00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:35,109
Truth.
420
00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:38,674
Practically nonexistent.
421
00:26:41,953 --> 00:26:45,651
How much time have I got left?
422
00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:50,284
Well... ten days.
423
00:26:50,428 --> 00:26:53,023
Two weeks, at the outside.
424
00:26:57,802 --> 00:27:00,271
That hydrophobia, it's...
425
00:27:00,405 --> 00:27:04,069
a pretty sorry way
to die, ain't it, Doc?
426
00:27:07,379 --> 00:27:11,578
You know, a feller gets
shot, well, he'll just fall flat
427
00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:15,175
on his face and... Oh, he
might kick a couple of times...
428
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,585
That's what makes
the crowds turn out...
429
00:27:17,722 --> 00:27:21,591
But what I mean is he won't
go just a-snatchin' off his clothes
430
00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:25,720
and a-sashayin'
around, tryin' to bite folks.
431
00:27:25,864 --> 00:27:29,892
Well, the-the symptoms
aren't always that extreme.
432
00:27:30,035 --> 00:27:32,095
They would be with me.
433
00:27:32,237 --> 00:27:34,968
Everything I do's extreme.
434
00:27:35,106 --> 00:27:38,838
Why, I'd probably be the
wildest hydrophobic case
435
00:27:38,977 --> 00:27:43,278
west of the Mississippi
and north of the Rio Grande.
436
00:27:43,415 --> 00:27:47,113
Folks wouldn't even
remember my fine points.
437
00:27:47,252 --> 00:27:49,483
If you became that violent,
438
00:27:49,621 --> 00:27:51,385
you could be confined.
439
00:27:51,523 --> 00:27:54,584
Not on your old tintype.
440
00:27:54,726 --> 00:27:56,592
They ain't gonna hog-tie me
441
00:27:56,728 --> 00:27:58,924
like some spindly
little old calf
442
00:27:59,064 --> 00:28:01,397
a-waitin' to get
his behind burned
443
00:28:01,533 --> 00:28:04,367
with a brandin' iron. No, sir.
444
00:28:04,502 --> 00:28:08,098
Now, if you want to spend your
last few days with your friends,
445
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,607
I'll be glad to ride to
Dodge City with you.
446
00:28:10,742 --> 00:28:13,268
No. No, I...
447
00:28:13,411 --> 00:28:17,007
It's the worst to act a
fool in front of your friends
448
00:28:17,148 --> 00:28:19,344
than it is in front
of strangers.
449
00:28:19,484 --> 00:28:21,419
No, sir. Not me.
450
00:28:21,553 --> 00:28:23,488
What do you intend to do?
451
00:28:24,522 --> 00:28:26,582
Well, I don't reckon I know.
452
00:28:26,725 --> 00:28:30,321
I... always kind
of figured I'd die
453
00:28:30,462 --> 00:28:33,398
getting shot or getting hung.
454
00:28:33,531 --> 00:28:36,399
But hanging's out now,
455
00:28:36,534 --> 00:28:40,528
'cause I'd die before
they could get me hung.
456
00:28:40,672 --> 00:28:43,938
As far as getting shot, well...
457
00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:52,416
Let's you and me
go see that mayor.
458
00:28:52,550 --> 00:28:53,745
Alive?
459
00:28:53,885 --> 00:28:55,945
The Watson boys are
over at the American Saloon
460
00:28:56,087 --> 00:28:58,420
celebrating your death.
461
00:28:58,556 --> 00:29:01,492
Shootin' ain't killin'.
462
00:29:01,626 --> 00:29:04,289
That $100-a-head offer you had
463
00:29:04,429 --> 00:29:06,625
to get them fellers
out of the territory,
464
00:29:06,765 --> 00:29:09,166
- that still open?
- Wide open.
465
00:29:09,301 --> 00:29:11,998
You mad enough
to go get 'em now?
466
00:29:12,137 --> 00:29:14,971
Just give the money
to Doc Rand here.
467
00:29:15,106 --> 00:29:18,338
He-he knows what
to do with my part of it.
468
00:29:18,476 --> 00:29:22,038
Whatever there is left
over, he'll give you back.
469
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,308
Well, now, Mr. Travers...
470
00:29:24,449 --> 00:29:29,046
That ain't the name I told
you to put on my headstone.
471
00:29:29,187 --> 00:29:31,053
Mr., uh...
472
00:29:31,189 --> 00:29:32,987
uh, Haggen,
473
00:29:33,124 --> 00:29:36,060
I wish you all the
luck in the world.
474
00:29:37,162 --> 00:29:40,826
My luck just run out
about a hour ago.
475
00:29:42,701 --> 00:29:46,229
Mr. Haggen was
bitten by a mad dog.
476
00:29:46,371 --> 00:29:48,738
He's going to die.
477
00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:50,739
Oh, that's a shame.
478
00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:52,867
Mad dog? Hereabouts?
479
00:29:53,011 --> 00:29:55,071
We best get folks
looking for him.
480
00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:57,876
The dog was foaming at the
mouth at the time he bit Mr. Haggen.
481
00:29:58,016 --> 00:29:59,882
His condition was
probably terminal.
482
00:30:00,018 --> 00:30:01,179
Are you sure?
483
00:30:01,319 --> 00:30:02,844
Well, we can check after...
484
00:30:02,987 --> 00:30:04,182
After what?
485
00:30:04,322 --> 00:30:06,723
After I get over
yonder at that saloon
486
00:30:06,858 --> 00:30:10,260
and set up a shoot-out
with them Watson boys.
487
00:30:10,395 --> 00:30:12,364
Give me a pistol.
488
00:30:14,232 --> 00:30:16,360
You better be careful.
489
00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:18,834
Why don't you
shoot 'em right there?
490
00:30:19,838 --> 00:30:21,704
Because...
491
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,504
I'm afraid I just
might accidental do it.
492
00:30:31,082 --> 00:30:33,278
That don't make sense.
493
00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:37,446
A bullet, my friend,
is quicker than rabies.
494
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,953
Well, well, there's
old Jim Travers
495
00:30:45,096 --> 00:30:46,621
out by the watering trough
496
00:30:46,765 --> 00:30:48,427
of that burned-out
Spears Ranch site
497
00:30:48,566 --> 00:30:49,966
when we come up on him.
498
00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:52,195
Well, we knowed who he was,
499
00:30:52,337 --> 00:30:56,638
and we just simple-like
said, "Travers!"
500
00:30:56,775 --> 00:30:58,835
Well, he jumped about
six foot, pulled out his gun,
501
00:30:58,977 --> 00:31:00,969
winged a couple at us,
and we dropped him!
502
00:31:07,585 --> 00:31:11,147
Well, he got hisself
back up again.
503
00:31:11,289 --> 00:31:14,157
Turn around and put
your hands on the bar!
504
00:31:20,398 --> 00:31:24,529
First man that goes for
that door gets hisself shot.
505
00:31:24,669 --> 00:31:28,868
'Cause I want you all to
hear what's fixin' to be said.
506
00:31:29,874 --> 00:31:34,335
He jumped about
six feet, did he?
507
00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:38,473
After you hit him in
the head with a rifle ball.
508
00:31:38,616 --> 00:31:43,145
"All we done was
simple-like say, 'Travers.'
509
00:31:43,288 --> 00:31:45,757
"He winged a
couple of shots at us,
510
00:31:45,890 --> 00:31:49,224
and... we killed him."
511
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,456
Now, I may have
came here to get you.
512
00:31:53,598 --> 00:31:56,193
I may have came here
to get somebody else.
513
00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:59,566
But right now I want you.
514
00:31:59,704 --> 00:32:03,072
And this here's just
because you're a young'un
515
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:05,768
and you're stupid.
516
00:32:13,284 --> 00:32:18,154
And this here's just because
you stole my mule Ruth
517
00:32:18,289 --> 00:32:20,281
and my saddle.
518
00:32:25,063 --> 00:32:27,259
And you...
519
00:32:27,398 --> 00:32:28,923
you bushwhacked me.
520
00:32:29,067 --> 00:32:31,468
Shot me in the
head with a rifle ball.
521
00:32:31,603 --> 00:32:33,333
I want to tell you this.
522
00:32:33,471 --> 00:32:37,806
You've been a-choosin'
me for the last hour or so,
523
00:32:37,942 --> 00:32:42,004
and I'm here to tell you
I'm choosin' you back.
524
00:32:42,146 --> 00:32:44,809
What time does that clock say?
525
00:32:48,653 --> 00:32:50,588
3:30.
526
00:32:50,722 --> 00:32:52,384
All right.
527
00:32:52,524 --> 00:32:54,516
3:30.
528
00:32:54,659 --> 00:32:57,595
At 4:00, I want all you yahoos
529
00:32:57,729 --> 00:32:59,595
to be out yonder in the street.
530
00:32:59,731 --> 00:33:02,098
Be sure and wear your pistols,
531
00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:04,202
'cause I'm fixin' to kill you.
532
00:33:04,335 --> 00:33:06,304
All three of you.
533
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,373
As quick as you wake up.
534
00:33:11,509 --> 00:33:14,502
All right, now, you,
you, you, you, you,
535
00:33:14,646 --> 00:33:16,114
get 'em out yonder.
Sober 'em up.
536
00:33:16,247 --> 00:33:17,772
Get 'em fixed to fight.
537
00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:20,909
Hurry it up, or you'll be next.
538
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,754
Hurry up. Move 'em on out.
539
00:33:51,783 --> 00:33:55,515
Look at that dang
sunshine out yonder.
540
00:33:55,653 --> 00:33:59,715
When a feller dies,
it ought to be rainin'.
541
00:33:59,857 --> 00:34:03,851
I always wanted mine to
come on a bright spring morning.
542
00:34:05,897 --> 00:34:08,662
You know what the
worst part is, Doc?
543
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,632
What would that be?
544
00:34:10,768 --> 00:34:14,569
It's just finally realizin'
545
00:34:14,706 --> 00:34:17,039
that I ain't got time to see
546
00:34:17,175 --> 00:34:20,942
the other side of
every hill in the world.
547
00:34:22,213 --> 00:34:26,708
Most men realize that
when they're about 30.
548
00:34:27,752 --> 00:34:31,018
How much time
is there left, Doc?
549
00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:34,186
About nine minutes.
550
00:34:34,325 --> 00:34:36,191
When it comes to dyin',
551
00:34:36,327 --> 00:34:40,423
I reckon everybody
feels about the same way.
552
00:34:40,565 --> 00:34:42,363
What would that be?
553
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:46,164
They'd just rather
do it tomorrow.
554
00:34:51,609 --> 00:34:53,601
Mad dog!
555
00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:57,011
That there's the
dog that bit me!
556
00:34:57,148 --> 00:34:59,117
I got to shoot him before
he bites somebody else!
557
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:01,617
Don't shoot. If that dog
was foaming when he bit you,
558
00:35:01,753 --> 00:35:04,086
- he'd be dead by now.
- Well, he was, and he ain't.
559
00:35:04,222 --> 00:35:07,283
Now, just relax.
Here, sit down here.
560
00:35:07,425 --> 00:35:10,623
Take it easy. I'll
take full responsibility.
561
00:35:10,762 --> 00:35:12,424
Now, you be careful, Doc.
562
00:35:12,563 --> 00:35:15,829
- Watch him.
- Tom John.
563
00:35:17,835 --> 00:35:20,828
Tom John Spears,
come in here a minute.
564
00:35:20,972 --> 00:35:22,838
Mom don't allow me
to go into saloons.
565
00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:25,500
She says Pa spends enough
time in here for the whole family.
566
00:35:25,643 --> 00:35:27,683
Well, if she says anything,
you have her talk to me.
567
00:35:27,812 --> 00:35:29,007
Come on.
568
00:35:30,515 --> 00:35:33,246
Boy, get away from that
dog! He's got the rabies!
569
00:35:33,384 --> 00:35:34,977
Don't shoot my dog!
570
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:37,279
You're the man we tried to
help at the watering trough!
571
00:35:37,321 --> 00:35:39,017
Don't kill Jojo!
572
00:35:39,157 --> 00:35:41,353
I didn't see you out
yonder, but I seen him,
573
00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:44,189
and he was a-frothin' at the
mouth. Now get away from him!
574
00:35:44,328 --> 00:35:45,728
He just must've found a toad.
575
00:35:45,863 --> 00:35:48,526
He picks 'em up, and they
make him foam for a while.
576
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:50,567
Well, what for did
he bite me, then?
577
00:35:50,702 --> 00:35:53,103
'Cause the foamin'
makes him real cranky.
578
00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:55,570
Now, was there
really a toad frog
579
00:35:55,707 --> 00:35:57,351
at the watering trough?
'Cause if there wasn't,
580
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,071
this dog could be dangerous.
581
00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:01,679
There was a toad
out there all right, Doc.
582
00:36:01,813 --> 00:36:03,406
I seen him myself.
583
00:36:03,548 --> 00:36:04,743
They bite down on 'em,
584
00:36:04,882 --> 00:36:06,908
and the frog has a
toxic sack in its back.
585
00:36:07,051 --> 00:36:08,781
It must taste very bad to a dog.
586
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:13,187
And they froth at the mouth
to get the taste out of there.
587
00:36:15,226 --> 00:36:19,960
Well, you mean he-he
ain't got the hydrophobi'?
588
00:36:21,065 --> 00:36:25,230
"Hydrophobia"
means "fear of water."
589
00:36:25,369 --> 00:36:27,565
Watch this.
590
00:36:51,696 --> 00:36:54,894
Tom John, why don't you
and Jojo go buy yourselves
591
00:36:55,032 --> 00:36:56,261
a stick of candy.
592
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,198
Thanks, Doc!
593
00:37:06,744 --> 00:37:09,270
You mean I ain't gonna
die with the rabies?
594
00:37:09,413 --> 00:37:10,904
No, you're not.
595
00:37:11,048 --> 00:37:12,676
Well, golly Bill, Doc,
596
00:37:12,817 --> 00:37:15,548
maybe I'll get a few more
of them hills clumb yet.
597
00:37:15,686 --> 00:37:18,815
I'm that grateful, I'd buy
drinks for the whole pla...
598
00:37:18,956 --> 00:37:23,360
Uh, wait till Matthew and Miss
Kitty and old Doc Adams hear
599
00:37:23,494 --> 00:37:25,224
that I ain't gonna
die with rabies,
600
00:37:25,363 --> 00:37:28,026
and I'm gonna die in
about three minutes of, uh,
601
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:30,692
gettin' shot...
602
00:37:30,835 --> 00:37:33,896
by the Watson boys.
603
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:40,369
Well, if that don't peel
the skin off of a snake.
604
00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:46,112
Mr. Haggen, maybe
you could talk to them.
605
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:48,116
Yeah.
606
00:37:48,252 --> 00:37:51,416
Maybe it won't snow in December.
607
00:37:54,058 --> 00:37:58,223
Barkeep, you got a back
door to this here place?
608
00:37:58,362 --> 00:38:00,490
No, sir, there ain't. I
have enough trouble
609
00:38:00,631 --> 00:38:03,430
watchin' non-payers
waltzing out the front.
610
00:38:08,873 --> 00:38:10,967
Doc,
611
00:38:11,108 --> 00:38:13,577
do me something, will you?
612
00:38:13,711 --> 00:38:16,271
Sure, sure. Anything.
613
00:38:16,414 --> 00:38:19,407
Now, I'll probably get
me one of them Watsons,
614
00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:21,678
maybe even two, but...
615
00:38:21,819 --> 00:38:24,880
you just make sure
they don't bury me close
616
00:38:25,022 --> 00:38:27,685
to 'em up on
Boot Hill, will you?
617
00:38:27,825 --> 00:38:29,953
I'll do that, now. I'll do it.
618
00:38:30,094 --> 00:38:32,222
You know, I always
kind of figured
619
00:38:32,363 --> 00:38:35,765
I'd make my dying count for
more than the likes of them.
620
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:36,637
Mr. Haggen...
621
00:38:36,661 --> 00:38:38,893
Well, you know
yourself, ain't a one of 'em
622
00:38:39,036 --> 00:38:41,232
that's worth the sweat
it takes to bury 'em.
623
00:38:41,372 --> 00:38:44,433
Oh, I know that. I know
that. I-I've got an idea.
624
00:38:44,575 --> 00:38:46,100
About what?
625
00:38:46,244 --> 00:38:50,181
About a way that might
get you out of this thing.
626
00:38:50,314 --> 00:38:53,682
Now, supposin'...
627
00:39:06,998 --> 00:39:09,593
It's 4:00, sir.
628
00:39:11,269 --> 00:39:14,865
Well, time has came.
629
00:39:15,006 --> 00:39:19,239
Ain't no way to get her did
except to go out and do her.
630
00:39:19,377 --> 00:39:21,346
You got no choice.
631
00:39:23,047 --> 00:39:25,539
Keep a eye peeled
on that, will you?
632
00:39:25,683 --> 00:39:27,675
Right.
633
00:39:45,403 --> 00:39:47,395
♪♪
634
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:11,252
♪♪
635
00:40:32,283 --> 00:40:34,548
You, mean man,
636
00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:36,711
where's your gun?
637
00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:39,551
I ain't got one.
638
00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:42,854
We have, and
you'd better get one.
639
00:40:42,994 --> 00:40:45,725
Don't believe I will.
640
00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:48,731
I been a-studying about that.
641
00:40:48,866 --> 00:40:53,065
One gun might get one
man, maybe even two.
642
00:40:53,204 --> 00:40:56,936
But when it comes to
three, I got my doubtfuls.
643
00:40:57,074 --> 00:41:01,512
And I just decided to whup
you all with my bare knuckles.
644
00:41:01,645 --> 00:41:04,479
All three of us?
645
00:41:04,615 --> 00:41:06,413
All three of you.
646
00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,349
We shoot an unarmed man,
647
00:41:09,487 --> 00:41:11,353
and we get hung.
648
00:41:11,489 --> 00:41:13,390
By who?
649
00:41:13,524 --> 00:41:15,516
Marshal Matthew Dillon,
650
00:41:15,659 --> 00:41:18,026
a friend of mine in Dodge City.
651
00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:25,202
Well,
652
00:41:25,336 --> 00:41:30,206
we'd as soon to kick
you to death as shoot you.
653
00:41:32,343 --> 00:41:34,073
Now we're unarmed.
654
00:41:34,211 --> 00:41:37,306
You shoot us, you're in trouble.
655
00:41:50,861 --> 00:41:54,730
Now, wait. Wait just
one minute, fellers.
656
00:41:54,865 --> 00:41:59,303
I been wantin' to get a
chance to jaw with you fellers,
657
00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:02,737
'cause I just can't see
no reason in the world
658
00:42:02,873 --> 00:42:04,808
why we can't figure this out
659
00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:06,877
in a fair way of
having this ruckus.
660
00:42:07,011 --> 00:42:08,536
Well, I don't think that...
661
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:11,080
♪♪
662
00:42:49,086 --> 00:42:50,486
Get him. Hit him.
663
00:42:51,622 --> 00:42:53,614
Now! Now!
664
00:42:55,826 --> 00:42:58,853
Stop it! Stop it!
You're killin' him!
665
00:42:58,996 --> 00:43:00,123
What do you mean, Doc?
666
00:43:00,264 --> 00:43:01,857
You shouldn't be
fightin' this man.
667
00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:04,127
- Well, he started it.
- I don't care who started it.
668
00:43:04,268 --> 00:43:06,294
He has rabies, hydrophobia.
669
00:43:06,437 --> 00:43:07,700
Stinkin' way to die.
670
00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:10,205
Well, let's put him
out of his misery.
671
00:43:10,341 --> 00:43:12,276
And who'll put you
out of your misery?
672
00:43:12,409 --> 00:43:13,433
What do you mean?
673
00:43:13,577 --> 00:43:14,704
Did he bite you?
674
00:43:14,845 --> 00:43:16,473
He did, but I bit him back.
675
00:43:16,614 --> 00:43:18,378
Well, that isn't the same.
676
00:43:18,516 --> 00:43:21,611
Being bit by him is like
being bit by a rabid coyote.
677
00:43:22,653 --> 00:43:23,951
Well, uh...
678
00:43:24,088 --> 00:43:25,818
How 'bout you?
679
00:43:25,956 --> 00:43:27,982
He dang near took my ear off!
680
00:43:28,125 --> 00:43:30,788
- And you?
- He didn't bite me.
681
00:43:30,928 --> 00:43:33,693
But you opened your knuckles
on his teeth, didn't you?
682
00:43:35,332 --> 00:43:38,325
You mean us fighting
this fella's got us infected?
683
00:43:38,469 --> 00:43:41,962
Well, I don't know for sure, but
you've sure been exposed to it.
684
00:43:42,106 --> 00:43:44,041
You got to help us, Doc.
685
00:43:44,175 --> 00:43:46,303
There's a way to make it well?
686
00:43:46,443 --> 00:43:49,538
Now, you took a oath!
Now, you got to help us!
687
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,548
All right. I'll help you
the best way I know how.
688
00:43:52,683 --> 00:43:57,087
As far as I know, a man that's
bitten by a rabid creature dies.
689
00:43:57,221 --> 00:43:59,690
Now, there's a man in France
that claims to have a cure,
690
00:43:59,823 --> 00:44:01,348
and there's a
doctor in Kansas City
691
00:44:01,492 --> 00:44:03,654
that has access to the serum.
692
00:44:03,794 --> 00:44:05,660
Can we get there in time?
693
00:44:05,796 --> 00:44:09,358
Well, there's a chance, but
you'd have to leave right now.
694
00:44:10,401 --> 00:44:12,393
Well, come on!
695
00:44:14,705 --> 00:44:15,900
Let's get him up.
696
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,565
You think he might bite me?
697
00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:19,700
Come on.
698
00:44:22,713 --> 00:44:24,705
Easy.
699
00:44:26,584 --> 00:44:28,576
♪♪
700
00:44:47,738 --> 00:44:49,138
Pay him off, Doc.
701
00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:51,640
The order was to get the
Watson boys out of town,
702
00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:53,710
and Mr. Travers did it.
703
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,448
My name is Haggen,
Festus Haggen.
704
00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:02,212
The man who killed Jim Travers.
705
00:45:02,353 --> 00:45:05,255
Jim Travers killed hisself.
706
00:45:05,389 --> 00:45:08,120
Anything you say, Mr. Travers.
707
00:45:08,259 --> 00:45:11,058
How would you like
for me to bite you?
708
00:45:12,963 --> 00:45:14,363
Uh, Mr. Haggen,
709
00:45:14,498 --> 00:45:16,831
I think this is yours.
710
00:45:19,036 --> 00:45:22,438
Much obliged, Doc.
711
00:45:22,573 --> 00:45:26,305
Now, you wouldn't
probably think it to look at me,
712
00:45:26,443 --> 00:45:29,174
but this here's
the mostest money
713
00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:31,248
I've ever had at one time
714
00:45:31,382 --> 00:45:35,376
in my entire born put together.
715
00:46:11,522 --> 00:46:13,514
When'd Festus get back?
716
00:46:13,657 --> 00:46:15,182
I don't know.
717
00:46:15,326 --> 00:46:18,524
He just came in and
bought a round for the house
718
00:46:18,662 --> 00:46:20,654
and called for a new deck.
719
00:46:20,798 --> 00:46:22,858
- He bought what?
- That's right.
720
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,480
Yeah, I wouldn't have believed
it, either, if I hadn't seen it.
721
00:46:25,536 --> 00:46:28,028
Had an envelope
stuffed full of bills.
722
00:46:41,385 --> 00:46:43,718
Festus.
723
00:46:43,854 --> 00:46:45,720
Matthew,
724
00:46:45,856 --> 00:46:48,724
got a pot of glue
on you someplace?
725
00:46:48,859 --> 00:46:51,158
What happened to
you up at Bucklin?
726
00:46:51,295 --> 00:46:54,959
Oh, I got shot and
stomped by some fellers
727
00:46:55,099 --> 00:46:58,968
and bit by a hydrophobi' dog.
728
00:46:59,103 --> 00:47:02,232
Well, it... well, actual
wasn't hydrophobi'...
729
00:47:02,373 --> 00:47:05,309
Just kind of cranky is all.
730
00:47:06,343 --> 00:47:08,335
Where'd you get all that money?
731
00:47:08,479 --> 00:47:12,177
The town give it to me for
getting rid of some riffraff...
732
00:47:12,316 --> 00:47:14,012
Watson boys.
733
00:47:14,151 --> 00:47:16,677
The Watson boys?
734
00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:19,415
Well, what about
your-your cousin Maude?
735
00:47:19,556 --> 00:47:23,220
Oh. He escaped
'fore I even got there.
736
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,226
They ain't even lookin' for him.
737
00:47:25,362 --> 00:47:29,265
They didn't have a tight
grip on him, so he got away.
738
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,766
You know something, Matthew?
739
00:47:30,901 --> 00:47:36,101
That town give me
$300 for six hours' work.
740
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:40,644
When I think of the hours
that I've just broke my back
741
00:47:40,778 --> 00:47:44,647
a-workin' for 15 cents...
742
00:47:44,782 --> 00:47:46,978
Festus, who shot you?
743
00:47:48,018 --> 00:47:49,350
Watson boys.
744
00:47:49,486 --> 00:47:51,148
What for?
745
00:47:51,288 --> 00:47:54,486
Oh, 'cause of a
big, black, leather
746
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:57,823
and silver Mexican saddle.
747
00:47:58,862 --> 00:48:00,728
What's that got to do with it?
748
00:48:00,864 --> 00:48:05,734
A... gunfighter named
Travers give it to me.
749
00:48:05,869 --> 00:48:07,929
Travers? You mean Jim Travers?
750
00:48:08,071 --> 00:48:10,597
He accidental shot hisself,
751
00:48:10,741 --> 00:48:13,210
and I promised to bury him,
752
00:48:13,343 --> 00:48:15,505
so he give me his saddle.
753
00:48:16,713 --> 00:48:18,909
I just saw Ruthie
standing out in front here
754
00:48:19,049 --> 00:48:20,677
wearing your old saddle.
755
00:48:20,818 --> 00:48:24,277
Well, I... I just figured,
756
00:48:24,421 --> 00:48:28,882
why build a whole new
batch of saddle sores?
757
00:48:29,026 --> 00:48:32,224
That fancy saddle give
me so much trouble,
758
00:48:32,362 --> 00:48:35,423
on the way home, I
just stopped and buried it
759
00:48:35,566 --> 00:48:38,263
right by Travers
and took my old one.
760
00:48:38,402 --> 00:48:41,964
You know, I got a feeling
he knowed all along
761
00:48:42,105 --> 00:48:45,837
how much trouble
he was a-givin' me.
762
00:48:45,976 --> 00:48:49,845
Festus, why don't you put
those cards down for once.
763
00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:52,449
I think you and I ought
to have a little talk.
764
00:48:53,484 --> 00:48:56,010
There she is! Four stories high!
765
00:48:56,153 --> 00:48:58,131
Pay up! Pay up, everybody!
766
00:48:58,155 --> 00:49:00,021
Come on. Pay her up.
767
00:49:21,578 --> 00:49:24,377
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from next week's Gunsmoke.
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