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esta fría verdad pero que hace bien
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a mí misma
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óigame son descarados hay persona esté
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robando mi agua
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jugué delicado no más la carta títulos
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la regreso
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hoy camino y caminos de fastidiar le
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estoy hablando háganme caso señor
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y por qué no puede llevársela porque
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esta manera ya tengas
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me mangueras cubetas me está robando
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todas mis cosas sinvergüenza
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está muy pesada tan grandote tenía que
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ser tan gordo te y debilucho con fuerzas
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desde mi cubeta
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las cometas lacayo
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mire nada más lo que le hizo a mi traje
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yo lo mato
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el viaje el que se caiga vieja como se
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le ocurre poner su carcacha y sabiendo
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que voy a salir y hacer como si le
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ocurre salir cuando tengo mi carcache y
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afuera ver
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quite su coche está bien hombre qué
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genio
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oiga primero tenemos que arreglarnos
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arreglarnos de que como el servicio del
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auto que usted solicitó cuando el coche
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se mueve gratis
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además mire se desgasta la gasolina se
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desgastan las llantas y yo necesito
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comprar una torta para el desgaste
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físico en 10 pues lo dejo ahora le mire
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se lo advierto quite su coche de ahí
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olvide que el miedo además esté en la
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calle y la calle es de todos entonces se
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va arrepentir se lo advierto por última
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vez
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mire vamos hacer un trato luego de
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acordar nada más el banderazo el viaje
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el servicio de sitio el fideicomiso el
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derecho de apartado postal las
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comisiones del dueño mi propina las
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cuotas del sindicato el 3 por ciento de
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ingresos mercantiles si está usted re
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loco el evento no se mueve en coche a
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ver te voy a desbaratar su coche a bueno
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pero si quiere también usted por favor
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por favor si es usted tan amable
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si tiene usted la gentileza de la gentil
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de la bondad si dios de la banda además
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este coche no iba a salir me dejó
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prendida la luz todas las noches
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así no se puede ir oiga lléveme a la
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estación como dice que me lleve al tren
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que así que nos llevamos ahí es que
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usted no me entiende necesito ir a la
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estación porque quiero ir a guanajuato
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tiene mucha mucha mucha mucha mucha
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prisa simón sabe mi tío me mandó llamar
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y yo soy su único heredero bueno lo
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siento pero yo no voy por ahí le doy 50
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pesos de propina bueno ya voy a entregar
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no no puedo no mire le doy un 100 en
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nombre si soy de sitio por eso a vigilar
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los del sitio juniors tantito y llamamos
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es una cosa
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se sube disimuladamente y me da 200
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pesos y qué cosa estos del loco tampoco
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creo que es el único roble pero que hay
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en toda la ciudad no perdés el único que
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se la puerta de su casa la verdad si no
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tuviera tanta prisa la destinada está
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bien le voy a dar los 200 pesos
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no se me acelera el maletín nada más son
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dos entonces son 20 puesto maleta está
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bien se logrará la verdad a 20 pesos por
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abrir la cajuela que y 20 pues por
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cerrarla derecho de picaporte sí o no
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está bien está bien señor se le respeta
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prisa debería ayudarme rojo
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a los niños está libre
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estaba porque vaya me sé novio de mi
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maestra de kinder
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tengo que llegar a la casa de mi hijo
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vengo de mi pueblo
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solo que ya no tengo dinero no te
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preocupes reina yo lo llevo
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óigame óigame que esto estoy haciendo y
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porque como porque puede llevarme a la
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estación adelante
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sí pero tengo mucha prisa mucho como
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lucha
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a dónde vamos a la estación del
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ferrocarril pero primero vamos a llevar
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a la señora y el sabor uno se envuelve
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en tanto por green bueno pero
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ultimadamente quién es el que manda aquí
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por la señora
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a ver qué dirección
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yo tengo mucha prisa
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y cómo es su hijo señora
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es muy guapo como ojos azules el pelo
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rubio con un clavito
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mama
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venga
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mamacita aquí está su muñeco de sololoy
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abrir o abrir
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qué alegría verte madre te voy a llevar
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a dar una buena vista
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aquí se acabó la vuelta
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no reconocí porque te dejaste los
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bigotes
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y yo tampoco te le conocí porque te lo
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rasurarse
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por favor por favor esto es muy
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conmovedor pero yo tengo que irme miren
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nomás llegó nomás la casa y luego se lo
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llevó a la estación
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no no no se moleste lo acepto
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mire que atento más rápido
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y usted que se ha parado te saque las
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cosas ellos no aprenden yo mientras
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música el boleto es rápido rápido por
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favor rápido
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las maletas volaron
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no tengo prisa
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qué bueno que te digo que qué bueno que
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salió en punto
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que conoce millones y millones de pesos
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hombre 12 millones y aguacate de
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guanajuato y lo llevó a poco de veras a
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mí naguanagua toca pues yo tengo un tío
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muy bien para guanajuato en la política
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de expansión es momia está bien vamos
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pero primero dígame cuánto me va a
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cobrar pues lo que marque el taxímetro
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sí sin trucos cuando he hecho un truco
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cinemex y verdad bueno
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a vos
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ha optado con el cambio son 500 pesos
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por leer a usar con cambio de subirse a
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o la de alguna confidencia que es la
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primera vez que manejó en carretera
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pero aquí no está claro aquí es que de
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tango con razón al encuentro verdad
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pero está haciendo aquí tengo a ver a mi
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tío
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y que le gustan a usted mucho los
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panteones que aquí tenemos en momias y
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359
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por eso vive mi tío precisamente aquí en
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361
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guanajuato que es cultivos de la momia
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363
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no es un científico muy importante ha
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365
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dedicado toda su vida al estudio de las
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367
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momias
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pero estudia y pobrecita de estas y voy
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371
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a hablar si él está buscando la forma de
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373
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resucitar las no va a resucitar a las
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375
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:26,710
momias sí imagínese usted qué gran
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377
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adelanto para la ciencia
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379
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imagínese usted qué susto para nosotros
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381
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:34,120
es que mi tío quiere encontrar el
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383
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:36,510
secreto de la vida ya lleva mucho tiempo
384
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385
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investigando
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no se ha resignado a morir sin tener que
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389
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dejarme esos millones
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391
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entonces usted quiere que se muera a su
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393
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propio tío
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yo diría que ya vivió suficiente el
396
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397
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viejito bacalao que le dice va a escalar
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399
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o porque huele mucho a desert hígado de
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401
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bacalao no así le digo de cariño a él y
402
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403
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vámonos
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405
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sí
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407
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409
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cuánto le debo cubo fusión para ver 876
410
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411
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:49,680
pesos con 26 centavos a más 20 pesos por
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413
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cargar las maletas óigame pero yo no
414
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415
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:54,990
traigo tanto dinero encima no se
416
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417
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:58,410
preocupe total de mi cheque o tarjeta de
418
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419
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crédito no bueno desempeñarla moría
420
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421
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calma llega pues el relojito vemos
422
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423
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:04,670
llegan y que nada mejor espérenme
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425
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:07,890
tantito ahorita le pido dinero a mi tío
426
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,890
427
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:09,810
bueno todos los males empeñadas oiga
428
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,810
429
00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:11,310
usted no sea tan desconfiado no
430
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431
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:13,380
desconfiar lo que pasa que usted se va a
432
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,380
433
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:15,980
ir no no no me voy a ir sin pagar está
434
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435
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,980
bien venga para acá
437
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:23,470
y le tomó tiempo con taxímetro y bueno
438
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,470
439
00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:23,470
está bien verdad la verdad la verdad
441
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:29,520
[Música]
443
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,750
y ya es mucho tiempo apúrese
445
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,490
abrir
447
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:58,960
no
448
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449
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[Música]
450
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,690
451
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:08,860
[Aplausos]
452
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:08,860
453
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:08,860
[Música]
455
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,450
e
457
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:19,550
y yo pido
459
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,990
[Música]
461
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:34,460
ah
462
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,460
463
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:36,940
[Música]
464
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:36,940
465
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,940
por qué
467
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:46,250
tío tío tío sus pastillas tío
469
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:16,610
y aquí en el mundo de los vivos
470
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:16,610
471
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:16,610
afortunadamente y con tu querido sobrino
473
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mi sobrino deje todo lo que tenía que
474
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:22,060
475
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:26,030
hacer para venir a verte inmediatamente
476
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:26,030
477
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:28,130
resto me acuerdo de nada es que ha de
478
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,130
479
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:31,400
haber sufrido otro de tus ataques pero
480
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,400
481
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:33,470
ya estás mejor mi querido tío sabes para
482
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,470
483
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:36,170
que te llame no tengo ni la menor idea
484
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,170
485
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:37,670
para decirte que no me voy a morir y que
486
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,670
487
00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:39,440
será mejor que te cases y te pongas a
488
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:39,440
489
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:42,830
trabajar porque no vas a recibir un
490
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:42,830
491
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:45,080
centavo de mi tío me veneran y ximo tío
492
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:45,080
493
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:47,630
a mí no me interesa tu dinero no seas
494
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:47,630
495
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:50,780
hipócrita sé que sólo estás esperando a
496
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:50,780
497
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:52,930
que me muera pero lo que tú no sabes es
498
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:52,930
499
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:54,950
que mis experimentos están dando un buen
500
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,950
501
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:57,440
resultados
502
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,440
503
00:18:54,950 --> 00:19:00,200
a poco has logrado revivir a las momias
504
00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:00,200
505
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:02,090
y ya lo verás
506
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,090
507
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:05,770
ya lo verás
508
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,770
509
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:05,770
para tratar la patata
511
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:09,520
y
513
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:41,570
[Música]
514
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:41,570
515
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,570
[Aplausos]
517
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:50,770
[Música]
519
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,080
e
521
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,870
no
522
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,870
523
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,870
jajaja
525
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si los mexicanos
526
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:36,870
527
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[Música]
529
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:40,120
y aquí
531
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:45,830
qué bueno que tiene pasajes de regreso a
532
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,830
533
00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:52,060
dónde vas
534
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:52,060
535
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:55,240
[Música]
536
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:55,240
537
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:55,240
otra vez
539
00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:04,060
hoy
541
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,040
aquí
543
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:28,640
[Música]
545
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e
546
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:39,330
547
00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:39,330
[Música]
549
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ah
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[Música]
552
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:24,260
553
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:27,370
y
554
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:27,370
555
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[Música]
557
00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:39,730
[Música]
559
00:22:48,350 --> 00:23:24,780
[Música]
561
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:29,600
punto
563
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:48,460
[Música]
564
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,460
565
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:51,060
todo
566
00:23:48,450 --> 00:23:51,060
567
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,060
cómo
569
00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:56,620
y
571
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:23,830
[Música]
572
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:23,830
573
00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:23,830
hoy
575
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:48,010
no no no no no no
576
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:48,010
577
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:50,430
qué hace usted aquí fuera intruso ladrón
578
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,430
579
00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:52,980
no yo no soy ladrón
580
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:52,980
581
00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:56,160
soy capulina
582
00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:56,160
583
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:57,860
y fui el que traje al joven desde méxico
584
00:24:56,150 --> 00:24:57,860
585
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:01,350
en mi taxi pto
586
00:24:57,850 --> 00:25:01,350
587
00:24:57,860 --> 00:25:03,120
usted trajo a mi sobrino bueno pues si
588
00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:03,120
589
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:07,560
es sobrino usted ha de ser el viejito
590
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:07,560
591
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:09,030
bacalao eso dijo ese desagradecido sí y
592
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:09,030
593
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,410
que si yo esperaba que se muriera para
594
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:11,410
595
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:13,010
quedarse con todos sus millones
596
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,010
597
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:16,580
vaya
598
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,580
599
00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:20,810
y qué medios de apagar la dejada a mí
600
00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:20,810
601
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:23,890
encima eso sí son 900 pesos y mil pesos
602
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,890
603
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,890
por el susto sr
605
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:35,080
veo que ya conoció al muerto este
606
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:35,080
607
00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:37,120
mayordomo si su mamá su mayordomo bueno
608
00:25:35,070 --> 00:25:37,120
609
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,430
ya me voy para gay bueno tendré que
610
00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:39,430
611
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:41,500
darle un cheque para que no que pos que
612
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:41,500
613
00:25:39,430 --> 00:25:43,780
un cheque que está loco me lo rebotan la
614
00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:43,780
615
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:46,840
que podrás quedarte esta noche y
616
00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:46,840
617
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:48,730
cobrarlo mañana temprano y pagar hotel
618
00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:48,730
619
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:52,300
comida cuarto y todo aquí yo soy
620
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,300
621
00:25:48,730 --> 00:25:53,380
pobrecito aquí sobran recámaras le diré
622
00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:53,380
623
00:25:52,300 --> 00:26:00,000
al muerto que te acomode y
624
00:25:53,370 --> 00:26:00,000
625
00:25:53,380 --> 00:26:00,000
[Música]
627
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:09,590
[Música]
629
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,910
[Aplausos]
631
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,340
para mí el café me da sueño
633
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:35,820
cuarto lleve a enseñada a sus
634
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,820
635
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,820
habitaciones
637
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:48,760
los van de reunir que hay que tratar así
638
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:48,760
639
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:53,110
sígueme gordo ya muy enfermo me dije en
640
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:53,110
641
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:55,720
el muerto digo ya voy enfermo arsenal
642
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:55,720
643
00:26:53,110 --> 00:26:57,920
muchas gracias a los bacalaos estuvo muy
644
00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:57,920
645
00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,380
rico su bacalao
646
00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:00,380
647
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:03,560
conmigo como cochino se lo vamos a
648
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:03,560
649
00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:05,330
descontar de la cuenta va a descontar el
650
00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:05,330
651
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,580
bacalao
652
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,580
653
00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:10,540
no tenga cuidado mi sobrino es muy
654
00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:10,540
655
00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:13,380
bromista buenas noches
656
00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:13,380
657
00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:13,380
bueno ella
659
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:25,430
y
660
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:25,430
661
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:25,430
era mi cafecito para el desayuno y salud
663
00:27:33,850 --> 00:27:41,770
atteneri cosa presumidos invitar a mi
664
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:41,770
665
00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:42,970
casa a los hijos pero no le cobraba la
666
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,970
667
00:27:41,770 --> 00:27:44,950
escena la foto
668
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,950
669
00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:47,610
bueno le cobraban los puros
670
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:47,610
671
00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:47,610
espiritualistas
673
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:55,540
bien vamos a dar un paseo antes de que
674
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:55,540
675
00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:55,540
llegue la hora
677
00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:07,240
pudiera que aquí no hay fantasmas no
678
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:07,240
679
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:11,190
lidiamos no tampoco
680
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:11,190
681
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,190
y el coco no
683
00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:14,910
si yo me bañé el mes pasado
685
00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:22,810
[Música]
687
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,720
menos mal que me traje me pilla me cae
689
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:41,870
estás como quieres gordo pero de gordo
691
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,680
mal
692
00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:52,680
693
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,680
[Aplausos]
695
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:08,990
no
696
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,990
697
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,990
ah
699
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:19,040
te das cuenta sobrino si logró resucitar
700
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:19,040
701
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:21,130
a las momias todos los billonarios
702
00:29:19,030 --> 00:29:21,130
703
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:24,380
querrán venir a enterrarse a guanajuato
704
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,380
705
00:29:21,130 --> 00:29:26,780
cobraremos billones por sus tumbas pero
706
00:29:24,370 --> 00:29:26,780
707
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:29,540
eso es imposible tío nadie querrá que lo
708
00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:29,540
709
00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:32,240
conviertan en momia las momias solo son
710
00:29:29,530 --> 00:29:32,240
711
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:34,580
muertos deshidratados o sea que pierden
712
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,580
713
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:38,330
el agua de sus cuerpos pero con un
714
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:38,330
715
00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:41,240
invento podrán recuperarla
716
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,240
717
00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:43,550
luego usaremos los mejores sistemas de
718
00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:43,550
719
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,530
resucitación hidro tío uno no debe de
720
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,530
721
00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:48,760
ponerse a jugar con esas cosas nunca
722
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,760
723
00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:48,760
sabe uno lo que puede suceder
725
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:54,950
yo soy un hombre de ciencia y quiero
726
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,950
727
00:29:51,810 --> 00:29:54,950
lograr un descubrimiento importante
729
00:30:14,890 --> 00:30:19,860
las llaves de mi taxi se queda abierto
731
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:31,420
ah
733
00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:45,300
a
735
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:53,870
[Música]
736
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,870
737
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:57,320
qué ruido fue ese pareció una campana
738
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:57,320
739
00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:59,190
sonó dentro de las tonterías debe ser la
740
00:30:57,310 --> 00:30:59,190
741
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:21,200
campana del cementerio sigamos
742
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:21,200
743
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:21,200
[Música]
745
00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:30,750
[Música]
746
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,750
747
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:58,000
[Aplausos]
748
00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:58,000
749
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:58,000
[Música]
751
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,610
[Música]
753
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,920
aquí
755
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,130
aquí
757
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:48,160
[Aplausos]
759
00:32:56,310 --> 00:33:03,470
[Música]
760
00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:03,470
761
00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:03,470
es verdad que es perfecta
763
00:33:04,730 --> 00:33:07,900
de la k sobrino
765
00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:11,890
los días con las
767
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,760
[Música]
769
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:25,950
[Música]
770
00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,950
771
00:33:23,260 --> 00:33:25,950
vamos
773
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:33,170
[Música]
775
00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:43,640
ah
776
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:43,640
777
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:43,640
[Música]
779
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,270
yo
781
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:36,050
y
782
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:36,050
783
00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:37,860
[Aplausos]
784
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,860
785
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:39,850
[Música]
786
00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:39,850
787
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:42,980
el tipo
788
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,980
789
00:34:39,850 --> 00:34:52,980
gótico típico típico
790
00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:52,980
791
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:52,980
[Música]
793
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:56,650
l
794
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:56,650
795
00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:59,800
esconde
796
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,800
797
00:34:56,650 --> 00:34:59,800
[Música]
799
00:35:02,530 --> 00:35:05,070
por qué
801
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,120
gracias que yo
803
00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:24,610
efectivamente la móvil está en perfecto
804
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,610
805
00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:27,890
estado ahora intentaremos rehidratar
806
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,890
807
00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:30,050
echarle agua por dentro se va a
808
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,050
809
00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:32,500
descomponer ayúdenme conectados
810
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,500
811
00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:32,500
electrodos
813
00:35:35,690 --> 00:35:38,380
pero
815
00:35:39,770 --> 00:36:07,850
[Música]
817
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,600
no
819
00:36:30,790 --> 00:36:34,260
se fijaron muchachas
821
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:41,840
[Música]
822
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,840
823
00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:41,840
toda intensidad
825
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:48,430
[Música]
827
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:58,170
cuando la energía
828
00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:58,170
829
00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:01,250
guarente
830
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,250
831
00:36:58,170 --> 00:37:01,250
en el experimento
833
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:04,650
[Música]
835
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:22,330
muerto que haces debido a la partida de
836
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:22,330
837
00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:24,630
lo que queramos vamos aquí este lugar me
838
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,630
839
00:37:22,330 --> 00:37:24,630
da mucho miedo
841
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:31,610
[Música]
843
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:45,300
[Música]
845
00:37:52,590 --> 00:37:57,990
con científico
846
00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:57,990
847
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:57,990
ya no el científico
849
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,950
no el mejor
851
00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:13,980
los lunes al mar porque si no luego
852
00:38:09,630 --> 00:38:13,980
853
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,980
quien me paga mi sobrino pues
855
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:20,330
[Música]
857
00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:24,470
bien
859
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:36,270
mira porque me temas
860
00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:36,270
861
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,270
no me lleves
863
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:43,010
el nombre a ver cuando tú a tú
865
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,490
ah
867
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,780
[Aplausos]
869
00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:17,190
pero es que estoy en pijama
871
00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:21,950
y listo
873
00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:27,800
capulina hizo bien en contarme cómo me
874
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,800
875
00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:29,720
dejaron tirado siendo me hubiera dado la
876
00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:29,720
877
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:33,320
pastilla tal vez se hubiera muerto
878
00:39:29,710 --> 00:39:33,320
879
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:35,010
buenos días ya verás gordo a chismoso me
880
00:39:33,310 --> 00:39:35,010
881
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:38,310
las vas a pagar
882
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,310
883
00:39:35,010 --> 00:39:41,160
me las vas a pagar muy buena idea para
884
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:41,160
885
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:44,490
que me yo día mejor aquí tienes tus mil
886
00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:44,490
887
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:47,490
pesos te lo ganaste
888
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,490
889
00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:50,210
y ustedes fuera no quiero volver a
890
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,210
891
00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:50,210
verlos por aquí
893
00:39:58,190 --> 00:40:01,530
[Música]
895
00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:07,480
oiga pero como se va a quedar solito en
896
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,480
897
00:40:04,450 --> 00:40:10,540
este castillo que le vamos a hacer hijo
898
00:40:07,470 --> 00:40:10,540
899
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,070
solo un par de ingratos pues sí pero
900
00:40:10,530 --> 00:40:12,070
901
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:14,080
usted necesita que alguien la tienda que
902
00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:14,080
903
00:40:12,070 --> 00:40:18,360
lo cuiden sí así es
904
00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:18,360
905
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,360
trataré de buscarme a otro mayordomo
907
00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:21,970
con las ganas que he tenido de ser mayor
908
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,970
909
00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:24,520
mono que
910
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,520
911
00:40:21,970 --> 00:40:26,490
les digo mayordomo se consciente mejor
912
00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:26,490
913
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:30,130
que los patrones y ganan muy buen dinero
914
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,130
915
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:33,430
de veras quieres trabajar para mí pues
916
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,430
917
00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:36,880
mientras en contratar a otro big que
918
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:36,880
919
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:38,530
buen corazón tienes el bueno pero tu
920
00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:38,530
921
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,850
mayor no tengo que ver nada con muertos
922
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,850
923
00:40:38,530 --> 00:40:42,010
no faltaba más
924
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,010
925
00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:43,600
ándale vamos a desayunar y después nos
926
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,600
927
00:40:42,010 --> 00:40:45,940
ponemos de acuerdo en tu salario y lo
928
00:40:43,590 --> 00:40:45,940
929
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,890
demás prevé además de lo de menos como
930
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:47,890
931
00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:50,410
dijera un cómico en la televisión más o
932
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,410
933
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:52,800
menos lo que marque el taxímetro si él
934
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,800
935
00:40:50,410 --> 00:40:52,800
de acuerdo
937
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:26,600
cállate si no muere de hambre
938
00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:26,600
939
00:41:25,270 --> 00:41:29,440
[Música]
940
00:41:26,590 --> 00:41:29,440
941
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,440
e
943
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:35,720
no soy yo
944
00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:35,720
945
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:35,720
[Música]
947
00:41:41,690 --> 00:41:44,760
[Aplausos]
949
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:53,790
[Música]
951
00:42:18,050 --> 00:42:21,050
ah
953
00:42:43,330 --> 00:42:46,460
[Aplausos]
955
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:55,370
[Aplausos]
957
00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:01,810
abajo
959
00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:12,300
y se quedan calladas como si fueran
960
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:12,300
961
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:15,230
armonías si tienen valor civil que
962
00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:15,230
963
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:15,230
levanten la mano la que fue
965
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:20,540
el pulsador al pasar con su ropa van a
966
00:43:18,410 --> 00:43:20,540
967
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:20,540
ver
969
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:35,630
por qué está tan triste científico no me
970
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:35,630
971
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:37,580
lo explico todos mis cálculos están
972
00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:37,580
973
00:43:35,630 --> 00:43:40,130
perfectos pero el experimento no resulta
974
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:40,130
975
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:41,620
a mi carrera como científico ha
976
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,620
977
00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:45,900
terminado
978
00:43:41,610 --> 00:43:45,900
979
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:45,900
lo que pasa que puso la momia al revés
981
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:53,220
para este el norte verdad mire
982
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:53,220
983
00:43:49,410 --> 00:43:55,890
el norte y todos debemos de dormir con
984
00:43:53,210 --> 00:43:55,890
985
00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:58,500
la cabeza hacia el norte si no lo sabía
986
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,500
987
00:43:55,890 --> 00:44:00,830
porque esta muerte a 220 ayudar mediante
988
00:43:58,490 --> 00:44:00,830
989
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,830
green
991
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:10,670
de verdad
992
00:44:07,780 --> 00:44:10,670
993
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:13,760
vamos a darle la vuelta que nos va a
994
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:13,760
995
00:44:10,670 --> 00:44:15,420
inyectar no vamos a colocar su cabeza
996
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:15,420
997
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:25,040
hacia el norte
998
00:44:15,410 --> 00:44:25,040
999
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:25,040
pues que se puede y no vamos a parar
1001
00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:34,350
ah
1003
00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:47,160
esto es una más atletas de seguros
1004
00:44:44,610 --> 00:44:47,160
1005
00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:47,160
university
1007
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:53,830
dijo
1009
00:44:55,030 --> 00:44:58,030
así
1011
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:11,480
del mambrino molinillo y mimiahuapan
1012
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:11,480
1013
00:45:07,790 --> 00:45:13,870
marqués de marmolejo a mi mamá mejor lo
1014
00:45:11,470 --> 00:45:13,870
1015
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,870
dejo
1017
00:45:15,230 --> 00:45:32,500
bueno
1018
00:45:17,710 --> 00:45:32,500
1019
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:32,500
[Música]
1021
00:45:34,010 --> 00:45:36,640
cómo
1023
00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:42,020
no
1025
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:51,290
después de todo era criterio paramos
1026
00:45:48,610 --> 00:45:51,290
1027
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:53,660
capulina triunfamos te das cuenta lo que
1028
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,660
1029
00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:55,510
esto significa significa que vamos a
1030
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:55,510
1031
00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:58,730
poner un salón de belleza para momias
1032
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:58,730
1033
00:45:55,510 --> 00:46:00,710
nada de eso significa que estamos a
1034
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,710
1035
00:45:58,730 --> 00:46:04,400
punto de descorrer las puertas de la
1036
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:04,400
1037
00:46:00,710 --> 00:46:07,190
puerta pero yo me quedo de este lado no
1038
00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:07,190
1039
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:11,290
seas miedoso no te gustaría saber lo que
1040
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:11,290
1041
00:46:07,190 --> 00:46:16,540
pensaba este hombre y hablar con ella
1042
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:16,540
1043
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:17,740
y yo me voy con mi mamá pero capulina si
1044
00:46:16,530 --> 00:46:17,740
1045
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,950
tú mismo me animaste a hacer el
1046
00:46:17,730 --> 00:46:19,950
1047
00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:19,950
experimento
1049
00:46:23,970 --> 00:46:30,440
capulina capulina
1051
00:46:31,090 --> 00:46:39,490
[Música]
1053
00:46:54,270 --> 00:47:02,120
pero esto es la de tu tío si pronto será
1054
00:46:59,030 --> 00:47:02,120
1055
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,120
nuestra mi amor
1057
00:47:08,470 --> 00:47:11,130
abril
1059
00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:21,220
y el milagro de la electrónica como
1060
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:21,220
1061
00:47:16,910 --> 00:47:21,220
diría mi tío la chiquita
1063
00:47:22,780 --> 00:47:29,880
darling ponte cómoda y voy a buscar a mi
1064
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,880
1065
00:47:26,770 --> 00:47:29,880
tío y regreso en un momento
1067
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:04,060
me dijo digo que está usted muy bonita
1068
00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:04,060
1069
00:48:00,910 --> 00:48:08,310
para momia y muy gordita para calaca 20
1070
00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:08,310
1071
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:14,030
que no me llamo capulina capulina
1072
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:14,030
1073
00:48:08,310 --> 00:48:14,030
capulina a ese sitio va calado
1075
00:48:16,730 --> 00:48:19,730
y
1077
00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:25,380
ah
1079
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:32,470
ahora y ahora hay que darle su medicina
1080
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:32,470
1081
00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:32,470
hay que buscar en los bolsillos
1083
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:40,100
en los hábitos de por mí de allá en la
1084
00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:40,100
1085
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,650
caja de pastillas
1086
00:48:40,090 --> 00:48:42,650
1087
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:48,550
qué pasó darden nos pasen la medicina de
1088
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:48,550
1089
00:48:42,650 --> 00:48:48,550
tu tío la medicina de mi tío sí como no
1091
00:48:51,650 --> 00:48:57,640
pues sí pero qué lástima ya no tiene
1092
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,640
1093
00:48:56,030 --> 00:49:01,620
ninguna
1094
00:48:57,630 --> 00:49:01,620
1095
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:04,200
miren ya no queda ninguna pastillita
1096
00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:04,200
1097
00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:06,980
sí pero en la bolsa esta tiene unas
1098
00:49:04,190 --> 00:49:06,980
1099
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,980
nuevas por favor
1101
00:49:12,590 --> 00:49:21,530
y a ver ya a ver a eso se ve típico
1102
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,530
1103
00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:21,530
típico titina donde estoy
1105
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:32,210
mis pastillas ya ya ya es la toma
1106
00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:32,210
1107
00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:35,660
room y sobrino qué haces aquí tranquilo
1108
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,660
1109
00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:38,370
tío adorado viene a pedirte perdón y
1110
00:49:35,650 --> 00:49:38,370
1111
00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:40,500
también vine a presentarte a mi novia
1112
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,500
1113
00:49:38,370 --> 00:49:44,250
pronto nos casaremos y trabajaré todos
1114
00:49:40,490 --> 00:49:44,250
1115
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:46,910
los días me parece muy bien que venga el
1116
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:46,910
1117
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:46,910
cura inmediatamente
1119
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:55,480
que venga el cura para que le eche agua
1120
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,480
1121
00:49:51,970 --> 00:49:57,700
bendita a las momias que se curan para
1122
00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,700
1123
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:00,220
que los casos hoy de momento esto no
1124
00:49:57,690 --> 00:50:00,220
1125
00:49:57,700 --> 00:50:03,790
estaba en el trato este momento cual
1126
00:50:00,210 --> 00:50:03,790
1127
00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:06,460
retrató trato y no le hagan caso está
1128
00:50:03,780 --> 00:50:06,460
1129
00:50:03,790 --> 00:50:10,000
mal me explico señorita mire usted señor
1130
00:50:06,450 --> 00:50:10,000
1131
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:12,280
su sobrino y yo acabamos de conocer yo
1132
00:50:09,990 --> 00:50:12,280
1133
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:15,550
no tenía dinero para pagarle hotel su
1134
00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:15,550
1135
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:18,940
turista y él me prometió 100 pesos
1136
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:18,940
1137
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:22,210
si me así pasa por su novia y engañando
1138
00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:22,210
1139
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:25,180
me perdona mi usted estas perdonada
1140
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,180
1141
00:50:22,210 --> 00:50:28,030
criaturita y tu sinvergüenza fuera de mi
1142
00:50:25,170 --> 00:50:28,030
1143
00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:31,230
casa está bien me lo esperan todos me
1144
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:31,230
1145
00:50:28,030 --> 00:50:31,230
las pagarán todas juntas
1147
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:37,050
y qué voy a hacer ahora no recibir el
1148
00:50:34,910 --> 00:50:37,050
1149
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:39,720
dinero de amistades esta mañana nos
1150
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,720
1151
00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:41,970
faltaba más criaturita este es tu casa
1152
00:50:39,710 --> 00:50:41,970
1153
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:44,490
para toda la vida puedes empezar desde
1154
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,490
1155
00:50:41,970 --> 00:50:47,670
esta noche sis está bien ya llegó la
1156
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,670
1157
00:50:44,490 --> 00:50:50,960
señorita yo también ya me voy espere yo
1158
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:50,960
1159
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:50,960
quiero saber qué pasa aquí
1161
00:50:52,820 --> 00:51:00,150
porque hay peligro ninguno y me vas a
1162
00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:00,150
1163
00:50:57,990 --> 00:51:02,670
decir que habiendo peligro un hombre
1164
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,670
1165
00:51:00,150 --> 00:51:06,540
fuerte grande y valiente va a dejar
1166
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:06,540
1167
00:51:02,670 --> 00:51:08,760
indefensos a un viejito y a mí qué bueno
1168
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,760
1169
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:10,620
que va a venir un hombre fuerte grande
1170
00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:10,620
1171
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:14,640
valiente para que nos defiendan quienes
1172
00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:14,640
1173
00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:17,430
pues es usted que yo pero si este no es
1174
00:51:14,630 --> 00:51:17,430
1175
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:19,820
un peligro cualquiera venga le voy a
1176
00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:19,820
1177
00:51:17,430 --> 00:51:19,820
enseñar
1179
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:30,990
este es nuestro laboratorio hicimos un
1180
00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:30,990
1181
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:34,700
experimento y alcanzamos a las momias y
1182
00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:34,700
1183
00:51:30,990 --> 00:51:34,700
entonces dicen agarrar carnitas
1185
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:39,620
usar una momia
1187
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:50,350
estudiar antropología
1188
00:51:43,870 --> 00:51:50,350
1189
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:54,780
como un libro
1190
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:54,780
1191
00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:54,780
a ver qué cosa es antropófago
1193
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:00,910
el que se come a su madre a su padre es
1194
00:51:58,890 --> 00:52:00,910
1195
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:04,470
huerfanito
1196
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:04,470
1197
00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:04,470
tengo ser mejor
1199
00:52:07,710 --> 00:52:11,160
si como no
1201
00:52:14,970 --> 00:52:40,000
[Música]
1202
00:52:35,770 --> 00:52:40,000
1203
00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:40,000
qué tal que los científicos
1205
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:49,160
como después de susto a su miedo miedo
1206
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:49,160
1207
00:52:46,070 --> 00:52:52,880
yo a una momia nombre que no el que yo
1208
00:52:49,150 --> 00:52:52,880
1209
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:53,950
estudio antropofagia no caprina
1210
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:53,950
1211
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,960
antropología
1212
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,960
1213
00:52:53,950 --> 00:53:00,290
eso es eso tú sabes lo que es
1214
00:52:56,950 --> 00:53:00,290
1215
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:03,230
antropología o así el estudio de cómo
1216
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,230
1217
00:53:00,290 --> 00:53:06,380
tomarse un refresco no es el instituto
1218
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:06,380
1219
00:53:03,230 --> 00:53:09,730
de los hombres entonces usted estudia
1220
00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:09,730
1221
00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:09,730
los hombres sí
1223
00:53:10,630 --> 00:53:14,200
tanto
1224
00:53:11,810 --> 00:53:14,200
1225
00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:17,920
[Música]
1226
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:17,920
1227
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:20,680
qué interesante una mente científica en
1228
00:53:17,910 --> 00:53:20,680
1229
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,890
una criatura tan deliciosa eso es una
1230
00:53:20,670 --> 00:53:23,890
1231
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:27,040
rara un momento yo no permito que ofenda
1232
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:27,040
1233
00:53:23,890 --> 00:53:29,110
una dama porque le dice rara hay que
1234
00:53:27,030 --> 00:53:29,110
1235
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,550
pulir aparte de ser bueno que es todo un
1236
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:29,550
1237
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:37,070
caballero
1238
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:37,070
1239
00:53:29,550 --> 00:53:39,080
[Música]
1240
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:39,080
1241
00:53:37,070 --> 00:53:41,650
y te voy a ayudar capulina de la mano a
1242
00:53:39,070 --> 00:53:41,650
1243
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,650
las que mencionan
1245
00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:48,060
tenemos bacalao bacalao a la veracruzana
1247
00:53:50,220 --> 00:54:05,790
con mis anteojos
1248
00:53:52,800 --> 00:54:05,790
1249
00:53:52,810 --> 00:54:05,790
[Música]
1251
00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:19,060
y
1252
00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:19,060
1253
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:19,060
[Música]
1255
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:28,280
[Música]
1256
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,280
1257
00:54:25,770 --> 00:54:31,350
[Aplausos]
1258
00:54:28,270 --> 00:54:31,350
1259
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,350
[Música]
1261
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:54,730
pero
1262
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:54,730
1263
00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:54,730
[Música]
1265
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:04,470
tal vez un aparato que se quedó
1266
00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:04,470
1267
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:04,470
encendido
1269
00:55:05,520 --> 00:56:09,710
pero a lo mejor los cuido
1270
00:55:09,740 --> 00:56:09,710
1271
00:55:09,750 --> 00:56:11,990
[Música]
1272
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,990
1273
00:56:09,710 --> 00:56:15,280
hoy
1274
00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:15,280
1275
00:56:11,990 --> 00:56:15,280
[Música]
1277
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,400
o
1279
00:56:19,570 --> 00:56:38,560
[Música]
1281
00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:42,740
e
1283
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:50,710
[Música]
1285
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:57,340
buenas noches qué tal
1286
00:56:54,590 --> 00:56:57,340
1287
00:56:54,600 --> 00:57:00,270
[Música]
1288
00:56:57,330 --> 00:57:00,270
1289
00:56:57,340 --> 00:57:05,150
me llamo
1290
00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:05,150
1291
00:57:00,270 --> 00:57:05,150
[Música]
1293
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,100
y
1294
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,100
1295
00:57:08,770 --> 00:57:13,200
y
1296
00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:13,200
1297
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:13,200
[Música]
1299
00:57:13,510 --> 00:57:27,980
[Aplausos]
1300
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:27,980
1301
00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:31,100
[Música]
1302
00:57:27,970 --> 00:57:31,100
1303
00:57:27,980 --> 00:57:36,170
forzando a la rabia
1304
00:57:31,090 --> 00:57:36,170
1305
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:48,860
alma bajita la mano a la derecha
1306
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:48,860
1307
00:57:36,170 --> 00:57:51,910
[Música]
1308
00:57:48,850 --> 00:57:51,910
1309
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:51,910
digamos ya voy
1311
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:58,200
por la ley
1312
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,200
1313
00:57:55,090 --> 00:58:01,610
como la caja en talavera de trabajo
1314
00:57:58,190 --> 00:58:01,610
1315
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:03,290
[Música]
1316
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,290
1317
00:58:01,610 --> 00:58:06,460
capulina
1318
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,460
1319
00:58:03,290 --> 00:58:06,460
[Música]
1321
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:14,170
[Música]
1322
00:58:11,570 --> 00:58:14,170
1323
00:58:11,580 --> 00:58:21,010
2
1324
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:21,010
1325
00:58:14,170 --> 00:58:58,210
a la derecha no policiacas cuidado con
1326
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:58,210
1327
00:58:21,010 --> 00:58:58,210
[Música]
1329
00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:06,580
[Música]
1331
00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:14,530
apúrate cápula labrie caprinas habla
1332
00:59:12,210 --> 00:59:14,530
1333
00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:24,760
fuerza allí de la momia budapest
1334
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:24,760
1335
00:59:14,530 --> 00:59:28,030
[Música]
1336
00:59:24,750 --> 00:59:28,030
1337
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:30,080
capulina forzaba una de capulina abril a
1338
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:30,080
1339
00:59:28,030 --> 00:59:32,260
no fueras abrirla
1340
00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:32,260
1341
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:35,260
[Música]
1342
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:35,260
1343
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:35,260
ayúdenme
1345
00:59:41,550 --> 00:59:47,340
capulina dónde está capulina capulina de
1346
00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:47,340
1347
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:51,950
gasolina
1348
00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:51,950
1349
00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:51,950
se abra no veamos
1351
00:59:55,830 --> 01:00:00,980
se cayó se cayó prefieren
1353
01:00:01,310 --> 01:00:03,850
aquí
1355
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:11,390
una vez la purina que haces ahí baje a
1356
01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:11,390
1357
01:00:08,790 --> 01:00:11,390
tomar aire
1359
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:22,370
de aquí pero para arriba
1361
01:00:30,970 --> 01:00:34,090
[Aplausos]
1363
01:00:37,470 --> 01:00:40,700
[Música]
1365
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,940
esfuerzo más mientras que bueno
1367
01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:59,750
a caer
1368
01:00:55,310 --> 01:00:59,750
1369
01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:03,880
[Música]
1370
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:03,880
1371
01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:07,200
la momia podía vivir
1372
01:01:03,870 --> 01:01:07,200
1373
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:07,200
qué quiere qué
1375
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:16,780
aquí qué quiere qué
1376
01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:16,780
1377
01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:18,290
y es que ubiquen bien
1378
01:01:16,770 --> 01:01:18,290
1379
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:18,950
[Aplausos]
1380
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:18,950
1381
01:01:18,290 --> 01:01:20,390
y
1382
01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:20,390
1383
01:01:18,950 --> 01:01:22,650
[Música]
1384
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:22,650
1385
01:01:20,390 --> 01:01:25,770
y ya se fue
1386
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,770
1387
01:01:22,650 --> 01:01:25,770
[Música]
1389
01:01:30,550 --> 01:01:33,910
para ustedes
1391
01:01:41,020 --> 01:01:44,660
[Música]
1392
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,660
1393
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:46,640
mírate capulina
1394
01:01:44,650 --> 01:01:46,640
1395
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:48,770
si no me dominaba ya me hubiera hecho
1396
01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:48,770
1397
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,990
pipí qué
1398
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,990
1399
01:01:48,770 --> 01:01:59,630
y picadillo
1400
01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:59,630
1401
01:01:50,990 --> 01:02:04,560
ya casi me caigo
1402
01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:04,560
1403
01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:07,250
y ya estamos en tierra ya descubrimos
1404
01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:07,250
1405
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,250
américa
1407
01:02:15,230 --> 01:02:21,060
la momia como la existe
1408
01:02:18,530 --> 01:02:21,060
1409
01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:24,390
le dice como ohio para que creyera que
1410
01:02:21,050 --> 01:02:24,390
1411
01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:27,890
estaba amaneciendo y se fuera por las
1412
01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:27,890
1413
01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:27,890
dudas que cree aquí
1415
01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:37,670
que creo que
1416
01:02:35,030 --> 01:02:37,670
1417
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,670
no
1419
01:02:42,890 --> 01:02:47,660
quiero quiere aquí
1420
01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:47,660
1421
01:02:45,070 --> 01:02:49,580
[Música]
1422
01:02:47,650 --> 01:02:49,580
1423
01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:52,760
y
1424
01:02:49,570 --> 01:02:52,760
1425
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:54,940
ya párale capulina nos veis que ya salió
1426
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:54,940
1427
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:54,940
el sol
1429
01:02:56,350 --> 01:02:59,470
qué bueno porque los espantos sólo
1430
01:02:58,860 --> 01:02:59,470
1431
01:02:58,870 --> 01:03:02,710
espantan
1432
01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:02,710
1433
01:02:59,470 --> 01:03:05,350
de noche yo ya me voy pero te das cuenta
1434
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:05,350
1435
01:03:02,710 --> 01:03:08,770
más arruinado y experimento se fue la
1436
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:08,770
1437
01:03:05,350 --> 01:03:10,180
momia la única que logramos revivir y el
1438
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,180
1439
01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:13,330
suerte que se va a dar a la gente de
1440
01:03:10,170 --> 01:03:13,330
1441
01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:16,210
guanajuato entonces hay que tratarla
1442
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:16,210
1443
01:03:13,330 --> 01:03:18,670
yo voy a ayudar el yo también qué bueno
1444
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,670
1445
01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:20,090
porque os espero aquí por allá tienes
1446
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:20,090
1447
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:23,540
miedo
1448
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:23,540
1449
01:03:20,090 --> 01:03:24,160
y eso unido a las momias sigo viendo a
1450
01:03:23,530 --> 01:03:24,160
1451
01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:27,380
las momias
1452
01:03:24,150 --> 01:03:27,380
1453
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:31,850
[Risas]
1454
01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:31,850
1455
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:33,140
próximamente por favor capulina bueno
1456
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,140
1457
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:35,500
pues que abren los ojos porque no quiero
1458
01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:35,500
1459
01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:35,500
ni verla
1461
01:03:35,660 --> 01:04:28,430
[Música]
1463
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:57,900
manuel vete al banco a depositar el
1464
01:04:54,630 --> 01:04:57,900
1465
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,900
dinero sí señor
1467
01:05:00,550 --> 01:05:07,300
un momento
1468
01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:07,300
1469
01:05:02,990 --> 01:05:07,300
esta es un asalto no se mueva
1471
01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:16,650
el producto de la venta del viernes y
1472
01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:16,650
1473
01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:18,510
del sábado qué bueno que los bancos
1474
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,510
1475
01:05:16,650 --> 01:05:21,500
están cerrados
1476
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,500
1477
01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:25,620
es usted el asaltante de los lunes
1478
01:05:21,490 --> 01:05:25,620
1479
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:28,130
exactamente y yo y el lunes muchas
1480
01:05:25,610 --> 01:05:28,130
1481
01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:28,130
gracias
1483
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,890
[Aplausos]
1485
01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:49,830
ya ves qué bueno que estaba yo preparado
1487
01:05:56,750 --> 01:06:01,250
lo conoce fue el ladrón que acerté a los
1488
01:05:58,990 --> 01:06:01,250
1489
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:03,590
lunes pero ahora si podrán atraparlo
1490
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,590
1491
01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:06,040
porque bañados en pintura se fue por ahí
1492
01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:06,040
1493
01:06:03,590 --> 01:06:06,040
vamos
1495
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:14,340
mira por aquí paso
1497
01:06:29,270 --> 01:06:35,620
por donde se iría yo creo que es fue por
1498
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,620
1499
01:06:32,450 --> 01:06:35,620
allá correr
1501
01:07:01,030 --> 01:07:06,550
podría limpiarme el traje rapidísimo
1502
01:07:03,650 --> 01:07:06,550
1503
01:07:03,660 --> 01:07:09,130
tardaríamos media hora si lo hacen menos
1504
01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:09,130
1505
01:07:06,550 --> 01:07:13,710
le pagó el doble es que tengo un
1506
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:13,710
1507
01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:13,710
compromiso está bien pase al fondo sí sí
1509
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:34,050
mire la alhóndiga
1510
01:07:31,790 --> 01:07:34,050
1511
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:36,390
[Música]
1512
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,390
1513
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:39,120
yo ya no manejo porque hay capulina
1514
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:39,120
1515
01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:43,730
porque me dice albóndiga a ver la
1516
01:07:39,110 --> 01:07:43,730
1517
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:43,730
alhóndiga de granaditas el museo
1519
01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:51,460
allí
1520
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:51,460
1521
01:07:45,730 --> 01:07:51,460
[Música]
1523
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:13,600
se metió por esos callejones por ahí
1525
01:08:32,730 --> 01:08:45,280
mira nomás mira
1526
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:45,280
1527
01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:45,280
[Música]
1529
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:52,250
esta guapa naturista pero nada atrás del
1530
01:08:49,310 --> 01:08:52,250
1531
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,250
ladrón vamos
1533
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,660
la momia
1535
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:41,140
[Música]
1537
01:09:42,990 --> 01:09:52,930
este es el famoso callejón del beso aquí
1538
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,930
1539
01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:55,410
los enamorados deben de besar un momento
1540
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,410
1541
01:09:52,930 --> 01:09:57,790
un momento no semana en esos balcones
1542
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,790
1543
01:09:55,410 --> 01:09:58,380
aparecen los fantasmas de doñana y don
1544
01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:58,380
1545
01:09:57,790 --> 01:10:01,490
carlos
1546
01:09:58,370 --> 01:10:01,490
1547
01:09:58,380 --> 01:10:01,490
[Música]
1549
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:07,580
vienen los machos
1550
01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:07,580
1551
01:10:04,790 --> 01:10:10,310
señoras y señores vamos a presentar a
1552
01:10:07,570 --> 01:10:10,310
1553
01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:13,220
ustedes los famosos entremeses
1554
01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:13,220
1555
01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:13,850
cervantinos de don miguel cervantes y
1556
01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:13,850
1557
01:10:13,220 --> 01:10:20,290
saavedra
1558
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:20,290
1559
01:10:13,850 --> 01:10:23,150
[Aplausos]
1560
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:23,150
1561
01:10:20,290 --> 01:10:25,240
es una momia
1562
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:25,240
1563
01:10:23,150 --> 01:10:25,240
ah
1565
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:34,050
[Aplausos]
1567
01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:49,150
[Música]
1569
01:10:50,070 --> 01:11:16,150
ah
1570
01:10:51,700 --> 01:11:16,150
1571
01:10:51,710 --> 01:11:17,150
[Música]
1572
01:11:16,140 --> 01:11:17,150
1573
01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:22,600
ah
1574
01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:22,600
1575
01:11:17,150 --> 01:11:25,600
[Música]
1576
01:11:22,590 --> 01:11:25,600
1577
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,600
y
1579
01:11:31,190 --> 01:11:34,270
[Aplausos]
1581
01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:39,840
ya lo tengo
1583
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:50,000
[Música]
1585
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:53,580
vamos
1587
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:17,470
[Música]
1588
01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:17,470
1589
01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:59,530
[Aplausos]
1590
01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:59,530
1591
01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:59,530
[Música]
1593
01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:06,430
cuidado no me disparen es muy valioso
1594
01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:06,430
1595
01:13:04,470 --> 01:13:21,590
para la vida
1596
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:21,590
1597
01:13:06,430 --> 01:13:25,740
[Música]
1598
01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:25,740
1599
01:13:21,590 --> 01:13:28,770
5 pensás que lo haga de muerto papel la
1600
01:13:25,730 --> 01:13:28,770
1601
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:30,210
pena la momia que dice ese no es ninguna
1602
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:30,210
1603
01:13:28,770 --> 01:13:32,490
momia
1604
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,490
1605
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:34,920
pero entonces quieres es un ladrón de
1606
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,920
1607
01:13:32,490 --> 01:13:39,170
los más buscados yo no soy una momia soy
1608
01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:39,170
1609
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:39,170
un ladrón a ver la dra
1611
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,560
entonces a la momia a ver
1613
01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:56,470
[Música]
1615
01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:02,230
e
1617
01:14:16,490 --> 01:14:21,740
y ahora parece que siguen intentando sus
1618
01:14:19,510 --> 01:14:21,740
1619
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,870
experimentos pero así será más fácil
1620
01:14:21,730 --> 01:14:23,870
1621
01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:25,520
matar al viejito bacalao de un susto
1622
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,520
1623
01:14:23,870 --> 01:14:27,710
tiene poder por el gordo y algunos
1624
01:14:25,510 --> 01:14:27,710
1625
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:30,020
logran con lástima que el individuo que
1626
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:30,020
1627
01:14:27,710 --> 01:14:32,030
nos ayudaba al que nos ayudó anoche lo
1628
01:14:30,010 --> 01:14:32,030
1629
01:14:30,020 --> 01:14:35,590
aprendió una policía auditor rapero no
1630
01:14:32,020 --> 01:14:35,590
1631
01:14:32,030 --> 01:14:38,920
importa nosotros lo aceptaremos de ahora
1632
01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:38,920
1633
01:14:35,590 --> 01:14:38,920
a ver
1635
01:14:48,830 --> 01:14:55,270
ya no tuvimos aire pues mire yo no creo
1636
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,270
1637
01:14:52,410 --> 01:14:58,670
que este momento se haya movido
1638
01:14:55,260 --> 01:14:58,670
1639
01:14:55,270 --> 01:15:01,390
esta dura como una piedra que bueno para
1640
01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:01,390
1641
01:14:58,670 --> 01:15:01,390
que no pueda asustar
1643
01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:04,660
besançon
1645
01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:12,730
fatídico que prefiere quedarse aquí o ir
1646
01:15:09,770 --> 01:15:12,730
1647
01:15:09,780 --> 01:15:15,420
a ver nadar hay aquí
1648
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,420
1649
01:15:12,730 --> 01:15:15,420
aquí
1651
01:15:21,490 --> 01:15:25,570
qué bueno que trajimos a la momia tiempo
1652
01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:25,570
1653
01:15:23,470 --> 01:15:29,130
así pudieron verla
1654
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:29,130
1655
01:15:25,570 --> 01:15:29,130
así será más efectivo y susto
1657
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:41,240
una vez
1658
01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:41,240
1659
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:41,240
[Música]
1661
01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:48,010
y ahí
1662
01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:48,010
1663
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,010
y coma
1665
01:15:51,370 --> 01:15:54,090
vamos
1667
01:16:03,990 --> 01:16:51,750
[Música]
1668
01:16:48,690 --> 01:16:51,750
1669
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:51,750
déjame estados
1671
01:16:55,420 --> 01:16:58,870
y álex
1673
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:07,050
[Música]
1674
01:17:04,710 --> 01:17:07,050
1675
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:10,160
sí
1676
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,160
1677
01:17:07,050 --> 01:17:10,160
[Música]
1679
01:17:20,740 --> 01:17:23,460
y feliz
1681
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:39,510
hay más chicas
1682
01:17:36,870 --> 01:17:39,510
1683
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,510
guau
1685
01:17:40,230 --> 01:17:54,030
[Música]
1687
01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:04,340
y
1689
01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:07,170
i
1691
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,480
a
1693
01:18:16,550 --> 01:18:19,180
ahora
1695
01:18:19,730 --> 01:18:24,120
ah
1696
01:18:21,510 --> 01:18:24,120
1697
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,120
i
1699
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:33,030
él
1700
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:33,030
1701
01:18:26,690 --> 01:18:33,030
[Música]
1703
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:43,530
mientras que un papá de tiempos
1705
01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:49,050
nada
1707
01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:52,250
ah
1709
01:18:53,940 --> 01:18:57,000
[Música]
1711
01:18:57,930 --> 01:19:01,740
con más de uno
1713
01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:08,690
bueno
1715
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:13,370
mira los científicos
1717
01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:23,790
[Música]
1719
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:30,860
y
1720
01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:30,860
1721
01:19:27,790 --> 01:19:30,860
[Música]
1723
01:19:31,230 --> 01:19:37,160
pobrecito se desmayó al saber que no
1724
01:19:33,650 --> 01:19:37,160
1725
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:37,160
engañaba a sus propios sobrinos
1727
01:19:39,070 --> 01:20:00,950
[Música]
1728
01:19:59,290 --> 01:20:00,950
1729
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:05,630
el momento
1730
01:20:00,940 --> 01:20:05,630
1731
01:20:00,950 --> 01:20:05,630
[Música]
1733
01:20:06,030 --> 01:20:09,840
porque estoy muerto de miedo
1735
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:18,180
[Música]
1737
01:20:23,890 --> 01:20:31,190
m
1738
01:20:25,340 --> 01:20:31,190
1739
01:20:25,350 --> 01:20:31,190
[Música]
1741
01:20:32,350 --> 01:20:45,760
ay
1742
01:20:34,090 --> 01:20:45,760
1743
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:48,760
[Música]
1744
01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:48,760
1745
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,760
no
1747
01:20:50,410 --> 01:20:56,700
[Música]
1748
01:20:53,590 --> 01:20:56,700
1749
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:59,140
las personas
1750
01:20:56,690 --> 01:20:59,140
1751
01:20:56,700 --> 01:21:00,890
taiwán
1752
01:20:59,130 --> 01:21:00,890
1753
01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:02,620
[Música]
1754
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,620
1755
01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:07,210
y marketing
1756
01:21:02,610 --> 01:21:07,210
1757
01:21:02,620 --> 01:21:07,210
[Música]
1759
01:21:08,170 --> 01:21:16,980
2
1760
01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:16,980
1761
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:18,610
[Música]
1762
01:21:16,970 --> 01:21:18,610
1763
01:21:16,980 --> 01:21:23,510
y
1764
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:23,510
1765
01:21:18,610 --> 01:21:26,740
[Música]
1766
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:26,740
1767
01:21:23,510 --> 01:21:29,960
pero no
1768
01:21:26,730 --> 01:21:29,960
1769
01:21:26,740 --> 01:21:32,180
[Música]
1770
01:21:29,950 --> 01:21:32,180
1771
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:47,160
preciosa
1772
01:21:32,170 --> 01:21:47,160
1773
01:21:32,180 --> 01:21:47,160
[Música]
1775
01:21:49,130 --> 01:21:51,700
actual
1777
01:21:51,940 --> 01:21:58,030
es que no pueden no importa llevamos a
1778
01:21:55,350 --> 01:21:58,030
1779
01:21:55,360 --> 01:22:00,450
los demás al corto lo llevaremos en
1780
01:21:58,020 --> 01:22:00,450
1781
01:21:58,030 --> 01:22:00,450
grupo
1783
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:15,070
pertenece al mundo de los muertos
1785
01:22:15,710 --> 01:22:19,010
si ustedes
1787
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:31,820
es importante que este mortal se dé
1788
01:22:28,130 --> 01:22:31,820
1789
01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:31,820
cuenta de lo que va a suceder
1791
01:22:36,470 --> 01:22:41,620
una señoría apretar a este motor
1793
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:52,150
y ya digo lo que va a pasar
1794
01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:52,150
1795
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:57,060
pondremos esta máquina infernal marcha
1796
01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:57,060
1797
01:22:52,150 --> 01:22:57,060
atrás y os convertiréis en momia
1799
01:22:58,170 --> 01:23:03,570
si queréis que el primero
1801
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:09,850
2
1802
01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:09,850
1803
01:23:05,470 --> 01:23:14,850
yo pido paz pidiendo paz para los
1804
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:14,850
1805
01:23:09,850 --> 01:23:14,850
puertos debía haberlos dejado descansar
1807
01:23:19,270 --> 01:23:24,600
qué pasa aquí tenemos que descansar aquí
1809
01:23:26,030 --> 01:23:35,240
entonces compartiremos el polvo español
1810
01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:35,240
1811
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:35,240
[Aplausos]
1813
01:23:36,180 --> 01:23:42,880
no al revés porque sino lo descompone y
1814
01:23:39,570 --> 01:23:42,880
1815
01:23:39,580 --> 01:23:44,340
ya las manos pueden ser bonitas chicas
1816
01:23:42,870 --> 01:23:44,340
1817
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,950
quieren ser bonitas
1818
01:23:44,330 --> 01:23:45,950
1819
01:23:44,340 --> 01:23:48,830
[Aplausos]
1820
01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:48,830
1821
01:23:45,950 --> 01:23:51,410
pues la tomemos y les prometo que debo
1822
01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:51,410
1823
01:23:48,830 --> 01:23:53,620
hacer unas muñecas de 15 años sobre
1824
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,620
1825
01:23:51,410 --> 01:23:53,620
ellos
1827
01:23:55,230 --> 01:24:05,320
[Música]
1828
01:24:02,770 --> 01:24:05,320
1829
01:24:02,780 --> 01:24:05,320
no
1831
01:24:08,930 --> 01:24:11,930
e
1833
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:17,150
ah
1834
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,150
1835
01:24:14,610 --> 01:24:17,150
e
1837
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:31,160
y después
1838
01:24:28,910 --> 01:24:31,160
1839
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,160
cómo
1841
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:47,420
en época
1842
01:24:39,590 --> 01:24:47,420
1843
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:50,120
[Música]
1844
01:24:47,410 --> 01:24:50,120
1845
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:52,120
y tenían dos espacios la sala de belleza
1846
01:24:50,110 --> 01:24:52,120
1847
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:54,370
para sabor
1848
01:24:52,110 --> 01:24:54,370
1849
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:56,800
[Música]
1850
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,800
1851
01:24:54,370 --> 01:25:00,190
los que haces fue lo primero que se me
1852
01:24:56,790 --> 01:25:00,190
1853
01:24:56,800 --> 01:25:02,220
ocurrió no queda más remedio a ver si
1854
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:02,220
1855
01:25:00,190 --> 01:25:02,220
funciona
1857
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,990
preparadas chicas
1859
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:20,010
ahora sí visto conecta y nos vamos a
1860
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:20,010
1861
01:25:17,470 --> 01:25:20,010
todo vapor
1863
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:42,850
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1865
01:25:43,770 --> 01:25:46,370
el mal
1867
01:25:52,460 --> 01:25:58,290
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1868
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:58,290
1869
01:25:55,290 --> 01:25:58,290
i
1871
01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:01,960
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1873
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:18,380
bueno
1874
01:26:05,550 --> 01:26:18,380
1875
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:21,410
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1876
01:26:18,370 --> 01:26:21,410
1877
01:26:18,380 --> 01:26:24,490
pues yo me voy con ellas y yo también yo
1878
01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:24,490
1879
01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:24,490
no no
1881
01:26:26,570 --> 01:26:38,330
y
1882
01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:38,330
1883
01:26:27,490 --> 01:26:40,440
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1884
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:40,440
1885
01:26:38,330 --> 01:26:42,000
muchachas
1886
01:26:40,430 --> 01:26:42,000
1887
01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:45,380
bien
1888
01:26:41,990 --> 01:26:45,380
1889
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:45,380
el limón
1891
01:26:48,490 --> 01:26:53,280
capulina te dejo el castillo
1893
01:26:54,580 --> 01:26:57,580
yo
1895
01:26:57,750 --> 01:27:03,450
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1896
01:27:02,270 --> 01:27:03,450
1897
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:12,970
s
1898
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:12,970
1899
01:27:03,450 --> 01:27:14,850
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1900
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:14,850
1901
01:27:12,970 --> 01:27:21,590
adiós
1902
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:21,590
1903
01:27:14,850 --> 01:27:23,880
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1904
01:27:21,580 --> 01:27:23,880
1905
01:27:21,590 --> 01:27:28,730
no me digas que quieres ir con ellos
1906
01:27:23,870 --> 01:27:28,730
1907
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:28,730
también hay un hombre por mujeres
1909
01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:38,680
si tú eres mi favorita como crees
1911
01:27:41,790 --> 01:27:45,180
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1913
01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:49,830
con relación a la oea
1915
01:27:50,820 --> 01:27:53,820
y
1917
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:57,200
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1919
01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:04,450
uno de los spas auxiliar
1921
01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:12,820
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1922
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:12,820
1923
01:28:07,090 --> 01:28:12,820
auxilio auxilio auxilio
1925
01:28:15,010 --> 01:28:18,010
despierte
1927
01:28:22,860 --> 01:28:30,690
pero además sólo me tardé cinco minutos
1928
01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:30,690
1929
01:28:26,430 --> 01:28:30,690
así en garrote se me haría
1931
01:28:32,340 --> 01:28:39,380
ah
1932
01:28:34,430 --> 01:28:39,380
1933
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:39,380
menos mal aquí está
1935
01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:45,310
o
1936
01:28:43,780 --> 01:28:45,310
1937
01:28:43,790 --> 01:28:48,280
e
1938
01:28:45,300 --> 01:28:48,280
1939
01:28:45,310 --> 01:28:51,720
oiga y dígale a su tío que deje
1940
01:28:48,270 --> 01:28:51,720
1941
01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:51,720
pacíficas momias y
1943
01:29:00,180 --> 01:29:03,720
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1945
01:29:07,310 --> 01:29:10,640
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1947
01:29:20,070 --> 01:29:31,000
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1948
01:29:27,260 --> 01:29:31,000
1949
01:29:27,270 --> 01:29:32,800
pero yo voy así agua no puesto sí pero
1950
01:29:30,990 --> 01:29:32,800
1951
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:34,450
te voy a contar un sueño que tuve y aquí
1952
01:29:32,790 --> 01:29:34,450
1953
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:37,300
sube pequeño pero como es que esa es mi
1954
01:29:34,440 --> 01:29:37,300
1955
01:29:34,450 --> 01:29:40,630
nombre y ya sé que eres una antropóloga
1956
01:29:37,290 --> 01:29:40,630
1957
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:42,700
y que eres una gripita muy bonita y que
1958
01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:42,700
1959
01:29:40,630 --> 01:29:44,650
no tiene miedo y papas te lo van a
1960
01:29:42,690 --> 01:29:44,650
1961
01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:47,320
mandar y que vienes a casarte con un
1962
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:47,320
1963
01:29:44,650 --> 01:29:50,830
hombre muy guapo pero como es posible
1964
01:29:47,310 --> 01:29:50,830
1965
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:52,690
que usted si por eso sube sube subir mis
1966
01:29:50,820 --> 01:29:52,690
1967
01:29:50,830 --> 01:29:54,100
maletas y equipaje
1968
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,100
1969
01:29:52,690 --> 01:29:57,420
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1970
01:29:54,090 --> 01:29:57,420
1971
01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:57,420
no es que ahí tengo más
1973
01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:01,300
me la cuida
1975
01:30:06,510 --> 01:30:12,080
este es todo equipaje pues si no cabe
1977
01:30:13,590 --> 01:30:19,110
mejor vamos a meter el coche en el
1978
01:30:15,350 --> 01:30:19,110
1979
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:21,090
equipaje no mejor debes
1980
01:30:19,100 --> 01:30:21,090
1981
01:30:19,110 --> 01:30:24,150
mira pues metemos el coche con las
1982
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:24,150
1983
01:30:21,090 --> 01:30:25,950
llantas para arriba en el equipaje bueno
1984
01:30:24,140 --> 01:30:25,950
1985
01:30:24,150 --> 01:30:28,560
pero vamos a andar
1986
01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:28,560
1987
01:30:25,950 --> 01:30:30,900
porque tenemos que ir a que nos den la
1988
01:30:28,550 --> 01:30:30,900
1989
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:34,350
bendición para que nos casemos pero que
1990
01:30:30,890 --> 01:30:34,350
1991
01:30:30,900 --> 01:30:37,040
el amor a primera vista tú quieres que
1992
01:30:34,340 --> 01:30:37,040
1993
01:30:34,350 --> 01:30:37,040
se te conmigo
1995
01:30:37,870 --> 01:30:42,680
esto que me acuerdo de un sueño en
1996
01:30:40,150 --> 01:30:42,680
1997
01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:46,070
youtube la verdad es que vino a méxico
1998
01:30:42,670 --> 01:30:46,070
1999
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:49,040
en busca un hombre maravilloso el hombre
2000
01:30:46,060 --> 01:30:49,040
2001
01:30:46,070 --> 01:30:51,650
de mis sueños pero cada vez que digo su
2002
01:30:49,030 --> 01:30:51,650
2003
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:55,070
nombre todos serían
2004
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:55,070
2005
01:30:51,650 --> 01:30:56,870
para nombres y toques de tener bueno
2006
01:30:55,060 --> 01:30:56,870
2007
01:30:55,070 --> 01:31:00,230
dime quién esto que me estoy poniendo el
2008
01:30:56,860 --> 01:31:00,230
2009
01:30:56,870 --> 01:31:03,980
oso fue se llamaba me prometes que no te
2010
01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:03,980
2011
01:31:00,230 --> 01:31:05,920
va a salir te prometo mira
2012
01:31:03,970 --> 01:31:05,920
2013
01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:18,640
se llamaba
2014
01:31:05,910 --> 01:31:18,640
2015
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:21,990
se llamaba capulina capuchita a que el
2016
01:31:18,630 --> 01:31:21,990
2017
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,990
nombre estancia le pusieron
2019
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:37,660
yo me llamo capulina entonces tú eres
2020
01:31:28,430 --> 01:31:37,660
2021
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:39,720
[Música]
2022
01:31:37,650 --> 01:31:39,720
2023
01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:49,500
[Aplausos]
2024
01:31:39,710 --> 01:31:49,500
2025
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:49,500
[Música]
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