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Isn't it crazy how great life is?
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I had the most amazing morning
with Josh, an amazing afternoon,
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and then we watched the sun set
over the bay. Sofia, it was...
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Amazing?
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Yeah.
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But enough about me. How was work?
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Didn't go.
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- Are you sick?
- Nope.
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Uh, is it a holiday?
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It is for me.
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Oh my god! Happy Cinco De Mayo!
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It's not Cinco De Mayo,
it's not even Mayo!
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Oh. Okay, then why are you
sitting here all depressed?
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You seriously have no idea?
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Ahh! Sofia, come on, just tell me!
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I have to shower and change and
pack, I'm spending the weekend...
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It's my birthday.
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Taking my best friend on a vacation!
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What? Where?
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Uh...
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Italy?
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Uhh!
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- Mexico?
- Sí!
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Look at your face!
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You totally thought I forgot! I
was all, "Happy Cinco De Mayo!"
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And you were like, "It's not even Mayo!"
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Damn, I wish I was
videoing you right now
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so you could see how tricked you look!
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Ooh! Where are we staying?
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- In Mexico!
- Yay!
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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Thank god it's Friday!
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Only six more hours
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of pretendin' to work!
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I... got it!
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Oh, sweet, you got Yolanda a pizza.
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It's a Brunell, it's a painting.
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And it's the best three million dollars
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I've ever spent.
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Sorry the tip does not reflect
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the value of the item.
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Three million bucks on one painting?
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Oh, I got to see what
you blew your money on.
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Let's open that sucker up!
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No! No, no, no, no, Gabi and I
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have this whole thing planned.
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After my Lasik eye surgery
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tomorrow, she's gonna nurse me
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back to health.
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Then we're gonna open this
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together, so I can view
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the two most beautiful things
in my life.
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My Gabi... and my Brunell.
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Well, I'd like to view
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the two most beautiful things
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in my life, but your jeans
aren't tight enough.
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Ohh.
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Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend?
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I am spending the entire weekend...
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At my bedside, taking care
of me after my surgery.
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Hell, yeah, I am,
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'cause you're gonna need help
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'cause of your operation,
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'cause I am your girlfriend
and that's...
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You forgot about
my laser eye surgery tomorrow.
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Ha-ha! Look at your face!
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Damn, I wish I was videoing you
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right now, so you could see
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how tricked you look!
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Okay, yes, I forgot.
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We had the entire weekend planned!
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I know, but if it makes you
feel any better,
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I totally forgot Sofia's 25th birthday,
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and you should've seen her face,
Josh, she looked so hurt.
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Hmm. Did it look anything like this?
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Well, hers is more hurt,
yours is more mad.
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Which is why I'm so, so sorry.
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Look, I... I really gotta spend
this weekend in Mexico with Sofia.
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Okay, now that's a hurt. Ooh!
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Mexico? Then who's gonna
take care of me all weekend?
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Um...
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I'm really sorry, I'll just
tell her we'll go next weekend.
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Yes!
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You don't have to change your plans.
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No!
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You are the sweetest boyfriend
in the entire world.
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Oh, can I ask you for,
um, one more favor,
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it's kinda the reason I came in early?
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- You were an hour late.
- Early for me.
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What?
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It's a super long drive
to Mexico, so can I leave now?
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I was gonna ask for the jet, but
I don't wanna take advantage.
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Oh my god, is this gorgeous or what?
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When I called, three
months ago, they said
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this was the best time
to come to Mexico,
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so that's why I booked it
when I called three months ago.
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
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Because for the past nine hours
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in the car you were
on the phone with Josh.
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Oh, was it that much?
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- Mm-hm.
- I'm really sorry.
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The only reason I kept calling him
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is because he was so mad at... himself,
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for... forgetting that I told him
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I was going away this
weekend for your birthday.
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But, doesn't matter
anymore, because now I
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can devote every second of this vacation
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to you.
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- So, go relax, I'll check us in.
- Fine. I'm gonna go pee.
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Hi. I'm checking in for Gabi Diamond.
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Ah, yes, you called yesterday.
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Shh, shh! No, no, I confirmed
yesterday, I called three months ago!
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No, you didn't.
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I remember you begging and crying...
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Okay, I'm sorry, does "Shh" mean
something different in Spanish?
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Because in English,
it means "Please help me,
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I forgot my best friend's birthday.
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Okay, now here is my credit card,
and, uh, if it gets declined,
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please don't cut it in half.
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm just calling to tell you
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that I can't call you anymore. I have
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to make this weekend all about Sofia.
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But she went to go pee,
so I have a little
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extra time to tell you that I miss you,
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and I am so sorry one more time.
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I miss you, too. But it'll be fine.
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Elliot and Yolanda just
came over, and you
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know how they love taking care of me.
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Love it.
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But, uh, I'll just...
I'll see you when you get back.
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Or not, not sure if you know, but
they're shooting a laser into my eye!
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You're gonna be fine, you just need
something to help calm you down.
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Go look through Yolanda's purse.
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You know, this is why
I love you, because you always
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seem to make me feel better.
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You know?
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Ohh. I wish I was there, too.
But I have to be here,
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and I have to make this weekend
all about Sofia.
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Because if she ever forgot my birthday,
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I would think she was a total bitch.
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You bitch!
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Gotta go.
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I knew it. I had a feeling
you forgot in the apartment.
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Who forgets
their best friend's birthday?
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What? I said, if... if you forgot my
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birthday, not that I
forgot your birthday.
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Oh, really? Okay, Marisol, when
did she make this reservation?
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- Don't say anything, Marisol.
- Dime, Marisol.
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Don't dime, Marisol,
don't you dare dime.
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You know what? You don't have to tell
me when she made this reservation.
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I know when you did it.
You did it last night.
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Correcto.
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Okay, look, I forgot.
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- But it's only because I...
- You're selfish.
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You only think about you and your
boyfriend, and you didn't even wanna
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be here with me.
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What? Where did you get that?
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I just heard you tell Josh.
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Did you even pee?
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Look, I only said that
to make him feel better
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because I forgot his eye surgery.
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You know what made me feel better?
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The fact that you remembered
my birthday,
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and that you planned this amazing trip,
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and that you finally wanted
to spend some time with me,
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but it turns out you didn't.
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Yes, I did!
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Is that why you were
FaceTiming with Josh
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the entire ride over here?
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Gabi, like, you don't think that I
wanna do that with my boyfriend?
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But I would never do that to you, and,
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also, oh yeah, I don't have a boyfriend.
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Or a best friend.
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It's my 25th birthday and I have no one.
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Get up, get up!
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What? What?
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Where am I?
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You're in Mexico, in my lobby,
where you slept the whole night
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because your best friend hates you.
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Oh, yeah. It's all coming back to me.
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What am I gonna do?
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Well, this is just off the top
of my head, but, why don't you
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make it up to her by giving
her the perfect day!
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Wow! Scuba diving,
ziplining, horseback riding,
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jet skiing, tequila tasting!
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- Mm-hm.
- Wow, this is perfect.
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- Mm-hm.
- How much for everything?
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Well, it's hard
to put a price on friendship,
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but... $900.
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I'm sleepin' on your frickin' lobby
couch, you think I can afford that?
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Ugh!
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Now you're sad. This moves me.
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How about, you make it
a day at the beach!
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Huh? With a nice handwoven blanket,
some sombreros and sunglasses,
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and a nice bottle of tequila.
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All for the low price of...
How much do you have in cash?
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- Twenty-two dollars.
- Twenty-two dollars!
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Juancarlo!
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Juancarlo, the señorita would like to buy
some birthday presents for her friend.
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So how about some blankets, right?
Or maybe some, uh, sombreros?
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Or some nice sunglasses?
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Do you see anything
your friend might like?
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That depends. Do you have a girlfriend?
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- No.
- Then yes.
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No, seriously, Elliot, it was so scary.
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Okay, Josh. They shot
a laser in your eye.
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Okay, let's take off your shoes.
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Great. Now your pants.
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Elliot? They gave me Xanax,
not a roofie.
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If I need anything...
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I will my ring my bell.
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Sounds perfect.
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Mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Check out this
get well pasta Gabi left for Josh.
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You want cheese on the half
I stole for you?
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Make it happen, bitch!
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You know what gets me?
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Uh...
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Damn, this is good.
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Josh can afford
a three-million-dollar painting,
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but he can't afford to hire
someone to take care of him
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for two frickin' days?
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What the hell does a...
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This is good...
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Three-million-dollar painting
look like anyway?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Josh said do
not open that until he can see it!
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But I'm bored!
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Ooh! It's a nude!
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Ew, it's a she-nude!
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Well, you know what would make
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this three-million-dollar
painting more interesting?
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A thousand-dollar bottle...
of champagne!
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Make it happen, bitch!
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See? This is why I'm gay.
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I almost can't eat.
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Almost.
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My pasta!
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The Brunell!
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How can we blame this on Gabi?
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Hey, Sofi... Hey, wait a minute.
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Why do you have your luggage?
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Because I'm checking out.
And going home.
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And never believing
anything you say ever again.
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Okay, come on, Sofia,
it's your birthday weekend.
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I mean, do you really
wanna drive in a sweaty car,
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for nine hours when you could be
spending a beautiful day at the beach,
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sipping tequila, and getting serenaded
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with a "Happy Birthday Song"?
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I am not in the mood
for tequila, or the beach,
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and I'm certainly
not in the mood for a...
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Well, maybe one song.
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♪ Feliz cumpleaños a tiFeliz cumpleaños a ti ♪
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♪ Feliz cumpleaños querida Sofia
Maria Consuela Rafaella Rodriguez ♪
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♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪
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I am Juancarlo Rodriguez.
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Please God, don't let us be related.
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Beautiful and funny.
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And now I am angry.
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I'm sorry. I don't know
what I did, but I'm sorry.
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No, I'm angry that I have
to go back to the beach
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to sell my souvenirs.
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Can I buy you a drink later?
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Wait! Wait, wait, wait, no, no!
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I... I will sell your
souvenirs, because,
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I love you so much, Sofia,
and I will do anything
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for you, including selling souvenirs.
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Okay? So, I love you. Happy Birthday,
my still best friend, I hope.
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And they say we take all their jobs.
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Let us toast to your friend, who
gave us this time together.
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I actually will toast to her
because I like her now.
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I like her friend more.
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I want to know everything about you.
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Okay. I was born in Fort
Lauderdale 25 years and two days ago,
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my parents are Dominican,
I have a business
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degree from the University of Florida,
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go Gators. And I've never sat
across from anyone so beautiful.
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Oh, and my favorite food is cereal.
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We have something in common.
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You like cereal too?
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I too, have never sat across
from anyone so beautiful.
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Can I ask you something?
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Anything.
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Did Gabi pay for you?
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Because I'm totally cool if she
did, um, I just need to know.
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No, I make my money
selling things on the beach.
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And I also perform from time to time.
Like right now.
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♪ Sofia bonita mi chica favorita ♪
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♪ When the moon lights her hair ♪
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♪ Los hombres will stare ♪
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♪ At the girl from Fort Lauderdale ♪
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♪ Sofia, Dominican
queen, Florida Gator ♪
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May I kiss you?
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- May I?
- Oh, you're asking.
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I thought it was part of the song. Yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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I can't believe you got it
all out! What did you use?
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Well, I started off with club soda.
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Then I realized I needed
somethin' stronger.
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- What?
- Vodka.
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Well, that explains the olive.
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Oh, damn. You missed a spot.
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Oh.
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Got it.
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Hey, guys? Where's my bell?
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I thought it was on the table.
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Good luck, bitch.
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Josh! What are you doin' outta bed?
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Well, my vision's kinda
comin' back, I mean,
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things are still a little
blurry, but I can get around.
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- Hmm.
- Oh!
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Did you guys set up my Brunell so
it'd be the first thing I see?
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- Uh...
- You guys are the best!
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Uh, I thought you wanted your vision
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to be perfect before you saw this!
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Yeah, I di... I did, but I can't wait!
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Oh my damn! Oh my damn!
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Oh my god!
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This is incredible!
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Oh my damn!
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Uh, Josh, you know what? You
should go get some more rest.
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Yeah, you know what? You're right.
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- Wait!
- What?
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See how the eyes seem to
follow you across the room?
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That's how you know it's a Brunell.
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Here. It's on the house.
Congratulations.
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For what?
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I think your friend forgives you.
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I walked by her room, and
I heard her forgiving you
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multiple times.
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Oh... thank you, God.
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Yeah, like that, but louder.
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Say it again. Say it again!
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- Florida Gators.
- Ahh.
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Juancarlo, thank you for
making this the best birthday
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I've ever had.
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And ever will have.
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I have a gift for you.
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I made it while you slept.
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If you put it to your ear,
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you can hear me whisper,
"Te quiero, mi amor."
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I hear it.
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Gabi... I love you. And a
little bit I hate you.
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Wait a minute, after this, you're still
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mad at me for forgetting your birthday?
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No, I'm mad at you for giving
me a gift I have to return.
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Oh! I forgot my cell phone in my room.
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I need it so I can FaceTime you
when I'm home!
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I finally have someone to FaceTime!
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Ah! Juancarlo.
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You totally saved the día.
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And you are gonna be so happy with me
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because I sold...
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everything!
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Well, except for this puppet.
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No one ever buys the puppet!
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Wow! You're amazing!
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Gabi, thank you so much.
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You introduced me to the most
incredible woman I have ever met.
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And now, with this money,
I can afford to buy a data plan
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to FaceTime with Sofia
for a whole month.
361
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,425
Wait, why... why only a month?
362
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Judging by what I just saw, she's
gonna want a lot more time than that.
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Maybe I can stretch it out for two
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months if I can sell that damn puppet.
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Gabi, what does it mean
when Sofia says I am her Josh?
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Oh... oh my god. This is so sad.
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Sofia's gonna miss you so much.
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I mean, I wish we could just pack you
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up in our car and take you with us.
370
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You're so lucky that you get
to see your boyfriend soon.
371
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When we cross this border in 300 feet,
I will never see Juancarlo again.
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Hm. You don't know that.
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Oh, come on, Gabi, you know how it goes.
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You meet someone
on vacation, you have a fling,
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he gives you flowers, a necklace,
the best orgasm you've ever had,
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and then you go home
and never see each other again.
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Hm.
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Maybe you will.
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Why do you keep talking like that?
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Like what?
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Forget it.
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Well, it's almost our turn.
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Adios, Juancarlo.
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Yes. Adios, Juancarlo.
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Hm. You know, I don't
remember all these border
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patrol guys with, like,
guns and angry dogs
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and stuff when we came in.
388
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What's all that about?
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00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,307
Well, it's a lot easier to get
into Mexico than to get out.
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00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,342
That's why the line's
so long. They check every car.
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They do?
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Yeah. Relax, Gabi,
we have nothing to hide.
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Unless you're smuggling something.
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I don't know how I did it, but I did it.
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He won't notice a thing.
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Behold, my masterpiece.
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What the hell is that?
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00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:45,557
What?
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00:19:45,592 --> 00:19:46,658
Sure, I didn't
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00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:47,659
nail the eyebrows,
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00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:48,693
but doesn't it
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look like the original?
403
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,596
Oh, we're screwed!
404
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,565
And I just leased a new Buick!
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00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:58,736
Hey, guys! Guess who has
twenty-twenty vision again?
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00:19:58,772 --> 00:20:00,572
Quick! Plan B!
407
00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:01,606
And I cannot wait
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to see my Brunell... Oh!
409
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,511
Oh, no!
410
00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:10,481
Your mint condition painting!
411
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,718
Oh, honey!
412
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,520
You slipped and fell.
413
00:20:15,555 --> 00:20:17,755
Maybe you're... you're still
a little disoriented.
414
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,657
Oh, man.
415
00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,426
I feel so stupid.
416
00:20:23,496 --> 00:20:24,562
Well...
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00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,431
I guess we need to call
the insurance company.
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00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,399
It's insured?
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00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,735
Yeah. Remember when I bought it,
420
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,303
I asked you to get it insured?
421
00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:35,573
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ahh!
422
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,543
Time to drown my sorrows.
423
00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:40,411
Yolanda, will you get me
that thousand-dollar bottle
424
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,446
of champagne out of the fridge?
425
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,548
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
426
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,617
Wahh!
427
00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:49,454
Well, at least I have the pasta
428
00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:50,735
Gabi made for me.
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00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:54,122
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