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- I'm Xavier. With an "X."
- Your life is so much fun.
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- Got to live life while I can.
- What does that mean?
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Humankind only has eight months
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- and 12 days left on Earth.
- You're serious?
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Yeah, the apocalypse is, um, nigh.
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This is my apocalyst.
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This is every last thing
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I want to do before things go kaput.
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You in?
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Previously on No Tomorrow...
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You think I'm nuts about
asteroid WX 2000 354.
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There's gonna be an impact.
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If this is all true,
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why aren't you telling people?
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Trust me, I've tried.
I've called everyone.
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I will require your assistance
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to win his affections.
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Operation Hanky Panky
is officially underway.
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- Oh!
- Holy cow!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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That was... crazy!
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Wow!
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= synced and corrected by Shahrazade =
... www.addic7ed.com ...
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Oh, he's just so fun. Crazy fun!
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It's like, in the last couple weeks,
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I feel like my whole world
is opening up, you know?
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How was your weekend?
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No flaming arrows, but
I did spend five hours
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making giant bubbles in the plaza.
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- Five hours?
- I did 'shrooms,
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and I just couldn't
bring myself to leave.
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Making bubbles on 'shrooms.
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Maybe we should put that on the list.
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- What list?
- Oh, well,
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Xavier has a list of all the
things he wants to do before...
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You know, he's just...
he's just super aware
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of the passage of time, and I figure
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anything that makes you
live every day to the fullest
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has got to be a good thing, right?
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So when are we gonna meet
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this extremely time-conscious guy?
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Maybe tomorrow? We could
do birthday drinks for you.
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That sounds fun.
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Hello.
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For your new chair.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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You... you shouldn't have.
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And yet I did.
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Try it out.
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Okay. Uh...
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Sit down and try this.
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Oh, the fan and the light.
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I trust the cup holder is of
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sufficient diameter for
a man of your thirst.
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Mm-hmm.
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The chair gifts are no longer working.
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Oh... shoot.
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How else am I supposed
to express my affection
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to an administrative assistant
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under the confines of such
restrictive HR guidelines?
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You just have to have
faith that eventually
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your attentiveness
will pay off, somehow.
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Well, I did order him
a graphite foot rest.
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Feet are often the
most ignored appendage
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in an office setting.
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- Oh?
- Maybe that'll push him over the edge.
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One more thing. We have a problem.
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A quality-control problem.
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Your problem.
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Someone here is
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screwing up orders.
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Wrong things going in the wrong boxes.
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Deirdre wants me to find
out who it is and fire them.
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So I'm thinking of setting
up a security camera.
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Uh-uh! Veto!
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I do not support a surveillance state.
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Why? Because you have something to hide?
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No. Because as a union rep,
it is my duty to protect
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the rights and privacy of my coworkers.
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Fine.
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Well, just do me a favor
and keep your eyes peeled.
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I'm gonna go get my sleuth on.
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Go get 'em, Inspector Gidget.
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T-Bone is still hung up on her.
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Dude is spiraling.
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Hello, Darkness.
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What's up, T-Rex?
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Can you place an order for me?
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Just do it online.
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I can't. My computer...
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is too far away.
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Fine. What do you want?
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Every book you have on writer's block.
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All righty.
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And four bottles of chardonnay.
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And an electric wine opener.
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And a fresh linen-scented candle.
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Seriously?
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Don't judge me; I'm very sad.
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T-Bone has lost his way.
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It's a left at the light
and then your second right.
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The Seattle Astronomy Center.
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So what's the plan for your birthday?
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- Well, I don't have one.
- What?
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Yeah, I'm trying to take
a page out of your book
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and just live in the moment.
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You can't decide, can you?
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Sure can't. And I'll
be 31, so I was thinking
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try every single flavor
of ice cream at 31 Licks.
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- That seems...
- Or have a food fight,
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a water-balloon fight or a pie fight...
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some sort of weird fight, I don't know.
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Or a New Orleans-style "second line".
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Maybe fireworks, petting zoo...
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Am I too old for that though?
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- It's quite the list.
- Well, I think some of
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your "what the fig" attitude
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is rubbing off on me.
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This year, I just want
it to be crazy fun.
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Oh, and Kareema wants to...
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Whoa! What the fig?!
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Sorry. What?
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What? So you're just
gonna leave it here?
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Come on, the reading's already started!
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Okay, you're just gonna leave it here.
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So, when you look up
at the sky tonight...
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- Can you move over, please?
- please ask yourself,
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what do I really see,
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and what is happening beyond that?
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This is the most amazing opportunity.
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Tyra DeNeil Fields is the
most popular astrophysicist
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in the world, and she's an expert
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at translating science for laypeople.
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She's just the sort of person
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who could not only validate my theory,
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but alert the general public.
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... are what continue
to push us forward...
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I, um... I thought we were
just here to listen to her read.
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People need to know the truth, Evie.
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Xavier, you're not actually gonna do...
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Thank you all for coming tonight.
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And now, if you have any questions...
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Professor?
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Yeah, Ty... Profess...
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Can I just ask one question?
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No, no. Not you again.
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- No, no, no.
- Please?
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- Not you again.
- I just...
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- No, no, no!
- What are you doing?
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Wh-What are you doing?
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Guys, guys. Hey, hey, guys!
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This is... this is really
important, all right?
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This is about the asteroid!
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It's about the ast...
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Oh, my gosh!
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Are you okay?
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Relax, Evie, this isn't the
first time I've been Tased.
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I-It isn't?
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Ah... sweet freedom!
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, fine.
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A little hungry.
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Got a court date I can
move to a little bit later.
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Wait, so you're just totally unfazed
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by this whole... rigmarole.
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- "Rigmarole"?
- Yeah.
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I like that you really thought about
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your word choice there, and
then you went with "rigmarole".
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Well, I guess I was looking
for a nicer way to say
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"Kind of weird how
you made a huge scene,
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got Tased, arrested and jailed!"
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If making a huge scene spreads the word
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to even one more person, it's worth it.
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I thought the two of us were just going
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to a fun book reading, okay?
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The whole thing just made you look...
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well, nuts, honestly.
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I don't care how it made me look.
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People have got to know the truth
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so they can change their lives.
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Professor Fields is only
in town for two more days.
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I've got to get my
research to her another way.
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Hank, I need a favor.
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What's up, Evie?
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Can you hop on the...
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the Dark Web, or whatever,
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and see what you can dig up on Xavier?
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Sure. Why?
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You know how I've been telling
you how crazy fun he is?
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- Yeah.
- I'm starting to worry
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he might just be crazy... crazy.
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Oh. I dated a girl once
who was crazy crazy.
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She wanted me to put
honey all over my...
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Never mind.
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You know, it's not... not relevant.
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He's great, mostly.
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It's just, you know, if he's...
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if he's really, truly out of his mind,
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I don't think I should be with him.
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Stand back, Evie; I'm diving deep,
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and you don't want to get
hit with the back-splash.
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Hey, birthday drinks tonight.
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We said 8:30. Let's make it 9:00.
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I... I don't know.
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I might just spend a quiet night in.
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Okay, it's adorable you
think this is a negotiation.
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We're having birthday
drinks, and I'm not indulging
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any further discussion on the matter.
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It's not about you.
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Right.
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Evie!
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- So, what did you find?
- Nothing!
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Well, that's great!
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No, it's not great.
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Look, everyone has a digital footprint.
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But your guy has nothing. He's a...
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a cyber-ghost.
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Oh, I think I got a
great idea for a TV show!
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Uh, the point is, I need to sit down
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with this guy, mano a mano.
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This is fun.
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Oh, man, ooh. Deirdre's
really on my junk
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about this order snafu
thing, so I have to go.
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Um, you two have fun.
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Talk about, you know, whatever you want.
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Was that Morse code?
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Maybe it was...
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maybe it wasn't.
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Well, I mean, if it wasn't,
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then you just accidentally asked me
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if I was in the CIA.
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Which, uh,
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I'm not, by the way.
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Hey, uh, two cream sodas
for me and the gentleman?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yes, sir.
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Customer service. What's your problem?
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Hey, Kareema.
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It's Timothy Finger.
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Evie's old boyfriend. Remember?
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Not ringing any bells.
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We met a bunch of times.
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I was your Secret Santa last year.
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Got you those gold earrings.
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You know, the ones that are
those little dangling triangles.
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Could you be more specific?
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Um, I got something in my Cybermart box
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that I didn't order.
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Another screwed-up order... fab.
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What is it this time?
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A Zap Strap?
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I don't even know what that is.
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The Zap Strap by FitMart?
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It's a fitness revolution.
The device that challenges you
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to keep active through
the day, play the game,
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00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:04,855
beat the lightning rounds,
level up, but don't stop
265
00:11:04,857 --> 00:11:07,190
or you'll feel the zap... Zap Strap!
266
00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,959
? The strap that zaps you into shape! ?
267
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:10,193
That Zap Strap?
268
00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:12,462
Wow, sounds... painful.
269
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,497
Anyway, how do I return it?
270
00:11:13,499 --> 00:11:16,472
I can e-mail you a return
shipping label for $6.99.
271
00:11:16,502 --> 00:11:17,901
Wait, I have to pay for shipping?
272
00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:19,403
Plus a restocking fee.
273
00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:21,104
On something I didn't order?
274
00:11:21,106 --> 00:11:23,806
Company policy. Or you
could keep the item.
275
00:11:24,109 --> 00:11:25,520
If you are satisfied with your service,
276
00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:27,444
you may now terminate your call.
277
00:11:31,784 --> 00:11:34,470
I can't believe all of these returns.
278
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,451
Who is Inspector 41?
279
00:11:37,481 --> 00:11:39,389
Don't tell anyone I told
you, but they'll be right next
280
00:11:39,391 --> 00:11:41,725
to Inspector 42 in fulfillment.
281
00:11:41,727 --> 00:11:43,026
HANK: We need to talk about Xavier.
282
00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:45,162
Oh, no. Okay, what did you find out?
283
00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:47,497
He is awesome!
284
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,865
- Wha...?
- Seriously!
285
00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,047
The dude's a sweetheart.
286
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,308
He bought lunch, he drinks cream sodas,
287
00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:55,688
and his asteroid theory
totally lines up with Jade Helm.
288
00:11:56,228 --> 00:11:57,652
- What?
- Oh.
289
00:11:57,682 --> 00:12:00,110
He's got Armageddon coming exactly
290
00:12:00,112 --> 00:12:02,946
one day after the Jade Helm exercise
291
00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:06,067
drops the government elite into
their deep underground bunkers,
292
00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:07,985
while the rest of us turn
into human glow sticks
293
00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:10,287
thanks to the Russians'
nuclear holocaust.
294
00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:14,708
I mean, he's got the right date,
but the wrong apocalyptic event.
295
00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:17,327
So, relax. I mean, did you hear me?
296
00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:21,303
Let's really unpack this.
297
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,999
What's in the "crazy" column?
298
00:12:23,001 --> 00:12:24,573
- Hank thinks he's sane.
- Oh, that's not good.
299
00:12:24,603 --> 00:12:26,136
And there's nothing about him online.
300
00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:28,104
He's been Tased, like, six times.
301
00:12:28,106 --> 00:12:29,539
He's been arrested.
302
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,907
I've been arrested. Don't judge.
303
00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:32,375
Ooh, little piece of
advice, never have sex
304
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,910
in the back of a car you just stole.
305
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,579
Well, I'm just afraid of
letting him even deeper
306
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:37,848
into my life than he already
is if it's just gonna end.
307
00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:39,850
For now, maybe I should
just kind of keep him
308
00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:42,786
separate from the other
parts and people in my life.
309
00:12:42,788 --> 00:12:44,354
Like the highlighters that get
310
00:12:44,356 --> 00:12:46,122
their own compartment
in your pen drawer?
311
00:12:46,124 --> 00:12:48,158
- Right!
- Honey, that's weird.
312
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,293
- No, it's perfect.
- It's impulsive.
313
00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:54,064
Surprise!
314
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,567
Oh, my God, you guys!
315
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,555
Oh, my gosh, everybody's here.
316
00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:02,172
My parents, my sister.
317
00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:06,009
Happy birthday!
318
00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:07,911
Oh.
319
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,391
- Hi.
- So...
320
00:13:22,393 --> 00:13:24,460
- Oh.
- Oh, so...
321
00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:26,529
This is crazy that you're even here.
322
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:27,964
Do you know, it's just dumb luck.
323
00:13:27,966 --> 00:13:29,432
Hank mentioned it today at lunch.
324
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,905
Oh, good old Hank.
325
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,248
So happy I get to meet all
the people that make Evie Evie.
326
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,204
You know what? You can do that anytime.
327
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,240
Tonight is about dancing!
328
00:13:37,242 --> 00:13:39,575
You okay? You seem a little tense.
329
00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:41,143
No, I'm good!
330
00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:43,012
I just want to dance with you all night.
331
00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:44,881
That's lovely, but you're sort of
332
00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,049
shoving your knee,
right, right into my...
333
00:13:47,051 --> 00:13:49,051
High capacity turbo washers!
334
00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:50,686
Nine of 'em!
335
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,030
- I thought I recognized you,
- What are you...
336
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,860
but I-I couldn't place it.
337
00:13:54,926 --> 00:13:58,361
You're the fella that took
me over the top at work.
338
00:13:58,363 --> 00:14:01,697
I finally won Salesman of
the Year, because of you!
339
00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:03,900
No, you're ki... Congratulations.
340
00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:04,901
Yeah.
341
00:14:04,903 --> 00:14:06,402
Oh, uh, Xavier,
342
00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:07,770
this is my dad Gary.
343
00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:08,971
Xavier. With an "X."
344
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,273
Ah, X-avier.
345
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:11,407
- Good.
- Never mind.
346
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:12,875
What, so, uh, what's next?
347
00:14:12,877 --> 00:14:15,250
Well, thought I'd check
out the appetizers.
348
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,819
No, I mean, like, uh, you
know, what's your next big goal
349
00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:20,449
now that you've won
Salesman of the Year?
350
00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:21,956
Win it again next year?
351
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,625
I'm afraid there's zero
percent chance of that, mate.
352
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,854
Oh, what Xavier means
353
00:14:25,856 --> 00:14:27,382
is there must be some other
354
00:14:27,412 --> 00:14:29,625
things you want to accomplish, right?
355
00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:30,565
Right.
356
00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:31,994
Like, if you knew
357
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,563
you only had a year left to live,
358
00:14:33,565 --> 00:14:35,479
how would you spend your time?
359
00:14:36,186 --> 00:14:38,301
I... don't know.
360
00:14:38,303 --> 00:14:42,004
I've... I've never th... I've
never thought about that before.
361
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,205
Got to steal this one.
362
00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:44,540
- I owe her a drink.
- Oh, maybe later.
363
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:45,942
No, it'll be good for you. Come on.
364
00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:48,444
- Wait...
- Now.
365
00:14:48,446 --> 00:14:49,545
Come on.
366
00:14:49,547 --> 00:14:50,846
Carpe diem.
367
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:53,726
Feel better?
368
00:14:53,756 --> 00:14:54,850
No.
369
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,985
I have to find Xavier.
370
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:58,037
Before he does something crazy?
371
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,262
Little sister, your new guy is cute.
372
00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:07,763
Yeah.
373
00:15:07,765 --> 00:15:09,799
Now, what did you say
he does for a living?
374
00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:13,269
Oh, he's sort of in
between gigs right now.
375
00:15:13,271 --> 00:15:15,204
Okay, so he's unemployed?
376
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,491
Mm-hmm.
377
00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:17,974
Guess it's not the end of the world.
378
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:19,141
- No, not yet.
- Hi!
379
00:15:19,143 --> 00:15:20,715
Ah, there he is!
380
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:21,991
I am dying...
381
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,201
- We all are.
- ... to talk to you.
382
00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:25,681
- Get over here!
- Tell me all about you.
383
00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:27,620
- No...
- Everything!
384
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,658
- What?!
- Why did you invite Deirdre?
385
00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:31,921
She just keeps staring at me!
386
00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:36,225
I didn't invite anyone here.
387
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,498
It's a surprise party for me.
388
00:15:37,528 --> 00:15:38,828
Either way, I don't like it.
389
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,396
She keeps asking me if like my office
390
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,064
and if I'm happy at work.
391
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,413
I think she's gonna fire me.
392
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,368
She's not gonna fire you.
393
00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:49,171
Maybe you should just, you know,
be friendly, connect with her.
394
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:50,206
"Connect"?
395
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,241
With D-monic?
396
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,280
Counterintuitive.
397
00:15:58,282 --> 00:16:00,850
Puts her off her balance. I like it.
398
00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:05,354
So...
399
00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:07,456
did you two get acquainted?
400
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:10,893
Uh... yes, yes.
401
00:16:10,895 --> 00:16:14,517
He said something though that
really threw me for a loop.
402
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:17,733
I was telling him about the
kids' playdate schedules,
403
00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:20,569
you know, and Chris's bursitis
flare-ups and blah, blah, blah,
404
00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:22,872
mommy stress, and he said
405
00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:25,608
maybe it's time that I did something
406
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,845
for myself for once
before it's too late.
407
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:32,715
Oh, I'm sure he didn't
mean anything bad exactly.
408
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:36,118
No, something about the way he said it
409
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,222
made it sound... hopeful.
410
00:16:42,093 --> 00:16:44,293
And I've inquired as to
whether he likes his office
411
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,095
and whether he's happy at work.
412
00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:49,298
He stares at me as though I'm
going to fire him or something.
413
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,800
Hmm.
414
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,702
What do you really want to say?
415
00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:54,770
What I really want to say
416
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:57,606
runs counter to corporate guidelines.
417
00:16:57,608 --> 00:17:00,242
Well, then screw the
corporate guidelines.
418
00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:03,193
There are no guidelines
when it comes to love.
419
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,381
It's as I always say.
420
00:17:05,697 --> 00:17:07,507
It's now or never.
421
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:14,523
- Um...
- Evie?
422
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:15,963
Oh, hi!
423
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,360
Met your new guy a few minutes ago.
424
00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:19,528
You did?
425
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,629
Yes, I did!
426
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,097
And I think you should know
427
00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:25,100
he's very much into psychic phenomena.
428
00:17:25,102 --> 00:17:26,635
Now, I know you're always telling me
429
00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:27,834
not to talk about my sessions
430
00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:30,306
with Madame Rosa, but I
just happened to mention
431
00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:33,242
my last reading, and
he was very intrigued.
432
00:17:33,244 --> 00:17:35,377
Oh, what happened at your last reading?
433
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:36,812
She told me
434
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:39,648
that a life-changing event was coming
435
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,984
in seven to nine months.
436
00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:43,719
Uh... oh...
437
00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:45,487
It's your cousin Amy!
438
00:17:45,489 --> 00:17:46,855
She's expecting!
439
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,857
Oh!
440
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,801
That's Morse code.
441
00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:55,331
It means he wants us
all to listen to him.
442
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,833
If I could just, uh,
have your attention.
443
00:17:57,835 --> 00:17:59,402
I've got something
very important to say.
444
00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:01,971
I've got a bit of an extra surprise
445
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:03,806
for you tonight.
446
00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:06,352
And this New Orleans second line
447
00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:08,577
will take us to it at my house!
448
00:18:08,579 --> 00:18:09,912
So I would love if
you could all follow me
449
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,504
so I can show it to you.
450
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:13,479
Please come along and follow me.
451
00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,426
Come on, guys! What are you waiting for?
452
00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:19,006
Let's join the party!
453
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,509
Aah!
454
00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:41,844
Lightning round.
455
00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:44,046
Backwards jog.
456
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,689
So, uh, hey.
457
00:18:48,719 --> 00:18:51,020
So, what is this big
surprise at your house?
458
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:53,219
You'll have to find out.
459
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,431
Yeah, come on!
460
00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:10,606
Oh my gosh! What is this?
461
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,442
A cake for every birthday?
462
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,853
Ladies and gentlemen,
463
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,222
because our lovely Evie
464
00:19:38,252 --> 00:19:43,010
is so special to us, I decided
why celebrate only one birthday,
465
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,640
when we should celebrate all of them?
466
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,693
This is amazing!
467
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,387
That's not all.
468
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,962
This is for you.
469
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:55,213
Goggles?
470
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,986
You're gonna need them for the...
471
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,798
food fight!
472
00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:27,537
To Evie!
473
00:20:28,006 --> 00:20:29,429
I truly hope
474
00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:31,297
that this, your final birthday,
475
00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:34,880
before asteroid 2000 WX
354 collides with Earth
476
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,809
and wipes out every
last living thing on it,
477
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:40,028
was the best one ever.
478
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,107
Oh, he is completely insane.
479
00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,168
I like it.
480
00:20:59,547 --> 00:21:01,156
I mean, what's that guy's deal?
481
00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:03,125
Are you in a doomsday cult?
482
00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:04,526
You guys!
483
00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,862
You're taking him way too seriously.
484
00:21:06,864 --> 00:21:08,831
I mean, he was obviously joking.
485
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,828
That's just... just who he is.
486
00:21:10,858 --> 00:21:11,859
He's, like...
487
00:21:11,889 --> 00:21:13,936
crazy, fun Xavier.
488
00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,170
Yeah, well, if he ever tells you
489
00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:18,011
to shave your head, you call us.
490
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,441
Let's go.
491
00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:21,043
Yeah.
492
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,081
It's not a joke.
493
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,193
Okay, well, what was I supposed to say?
494
00:21:28,223 --> 00:21:30,176
- They were upset.
- The truth is upsetting.
495
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,820
Maybe an asteroid's gonna hit the Earth,
496
00:21:31,822 --> 00:21:32,788
- maybe it isn't.
- It is!
497
00:21:32,818 --> 00:21:35,733
But you can't keep harping on
every single person you meet!
498
00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:38,341
It makes you sound crazy!
499
00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:40,903
Would you think I was crazy
if I said I believed a man
500
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,564
could turn water into wine?
501
00:21:42,566 --> 00:21:44,633
- That isn't the same.
- Oh. Isn't it?
502
00:21:44,663 --> 00:21:46,902
No. An asteroid is not a religion.
503
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:50,510
It doesn't matter whether
you believe my theory or not.
504
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,097
It's a fundamental part of my identity.
505
00:21:53,127 --> 00:21:55,327
Now, you wouldn't ask
someone to hide their faith
506
00:21:55,329 --> 00:21:57,062
or their sexuality.
507
00:21:58,165 --> 00:21:59,064
You're a bigot.
508
00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:00,432
- What?
- You're a bigot.
509
00:22:00,434 --> 00:22:02,234
- I am not.
- Yeah, you are.
510
00:22:02,236 --> 00:22:04,136
It's all very well
when we're having fun,
511
00:22:04,138 --> 00:22:06,400
but the minute someone asks
why we're having all this fun,
512
00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:08,507
you want me to shut up.
513
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,709
But it's all part of the package.
514
00:22:10,711 --> 00:22:13,433
You don't get to cherry-pick.
515
00:22:27,586 --> 00:22:30,229
Would you stop being so quiet?
516
00:22:30,231 --> 00:22:33,631
You depressed is so much more
distracting than you perky.
517
00:22:34,107 --> 00:22:35,734
Do you think Xavier's crazy?
518
00:22:35,736 --> 00:22:37,202
Probably.
519
00:22:37,412 --> 00:22:40,138
Oh, but life is crazy.
520
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:42,741
Personally, I say embrace the chaos.
521
00:22:42,743 --> 00:22:44,943
Add a little of your
own, while you're at it.
522
00:22:44,945 --> 00:22:48,545
Wait, so you weren't freaked
out at all by his asteroid talk?
523
00:22:48,637 --> 00:22:50,916
Everyone's trying to make
sense of an illogical world.
524
00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:52,351
That's just his way.
525
00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:53,953
It's not the only way.
526
00:22:54,132 --> 00:22:55,954
You know what? You're right.
527
00:22:55,956 --> 00:22:58,456
I mean, Xavier's way isn't the only way.
528
00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:00,759
I-I don't need an asteroid to
live my life to the fullest,
529
00:23:00,761 --> 00:23:02,665
and I don't need him.
530
00:23:02,695 --> 00:23:04,842
I can have my own fun.
531
00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:08,033
You know, I'll just keep
living my life, doing my...
532
00:23:08,035 --> 00:23:09,329
Don't say it.
533
00:23:09,674 --> 00:23:10,728
... thing.
534
00:23:11,935 --> 00:23:13,902
- Thang.
- I heard that.
535
00:23:18,819 --> 00:23:21,750
_
536
00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,385
Listen up, everyone.
We have a serious issue
537
00:23:26,387 --> 00:23:27,719
in your department, and I...
538
00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:28,987
It was me.
539
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,568
I am the one who ate
540
00:23:30,598 --> 00:23:33,492
Ingrid's black bean
bisque out of the fridge.
541
00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:35,193
Oh, no, this isn't about the bisque.
542
00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:37,296
Okay, never mind.
543
00:23:37,298 --> 00:23:39,737
Okay, I, uh, broke the vending machine
544
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,288
trying to pay with a coat button.
545
00:23:41,318 --> 00:23:43,452
I didn't have my glasses,
thought it was a nickel.
546
00:23:43,454 --> 00:23:44,820
That's fine, Peggy.
547
00:23:44,822 --> 00:23:48,057
I have a second family in Sarasota.
548
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,292
Oh... whoa, my.
549
00:23:51,413 --> 00:23:54,126
I've been holding that
in for about 25 years.
550
00:23:54,156 --> 00:23:57,032
It feels really good to
finally get that off my chest.
551
00:23:57,034 --> 00:23:58,233
Thank you all.
552
00:23:58,235 --> 00:23:59,735
No, wait a second. Time-out.
553
00:23:59,737 --> 00:24:01,270
Okay, all I need to know is...
554
00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:04,127
are any of you mixing
up orders on purpose?
555
00:24:06,423 --> 00:24:07,502
Okay, guys.
556
00:24:07,532 --> 00:24:09,812
Here comes the next question.
557
00:24:09,814 --> 00:24:11,680
I really appreciate you inviting me
558
00:24:11,682 --> 00:24:13,616
to this trivial event, Hank.
559
00:24:13,646 --> 00:24:15,979
Supposed to be counterintuitive.
560
00:24:16,459 --> 00:24:19,755
This Zap Strap is amazing!
561
00:24:19,757 --> 00:24:20,989
T-Leaf, sit down and join us.
562
00:24:20,991 --> 00:24:22,691
No, I can't. I'm already on round nine,
563
00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:23,826
about to level up.
564
00:24:23,828 --> 00:24:25,594
I haven't thought about Evie
565
00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:28,230
for 31,207 steps.
566
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,599
I just did.
567
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,267
I got to start over.
568
00:24:33,314 --> 00:24:37,506
May I say that of all the
men who have served under me
569
00:24:37,508 --> 00:24:40,876
as assistant, you have, by far...
570
00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:42,244
the highest flow rate
571
00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:44,279
of any American waterfall?
572
00:24:44,281 --> 00:24:46,715
Niagara Falls!
573
00:24:47,815 --> 00:24:49,017
Look...
574
00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:51,553
Deirdre, I appreciate the chair...
575
00:24:51,555 --> 00:24:52,654
and the cup holder
576
00:24:52,656 --> 00:24:53,893
and the fan
577
00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:55,246
and the air purifier,
578
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,809
and as of today, the graphite footrest,
579
00:24:56,811 --> 00:24:59,937
but my office is
starting to feel like a...
580
00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:01,285
... steamy, erotic
581
00:25:01,315 --> 00:25:03,696
sex drama from 1986?
582
00:25:03,726 --> 00:25:05,818
- 9 �...
- 9 � Weeks...
583
00:25:09,082 --> 00:25:13,792
Because of corporate
policy, I have been forced
584
00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:15,727
to express myself
through office supplies,
585
00:25:15,729 --> 00:25:18,096
but what I really want to do is...
586
00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:21,306
... the Sanskrit word for "blow"?
587
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,535
Nirvana.
588
00:25:28,976 --> 00:25:31,810
I have an Internet girlfriend!
589
00:25:35,082 --> 00:25:38,951
Oh, I can't believe Evie's missing this.
590
00:25:40,087 --> 00:25:41,987
_
591
00:26:00,974 --> 00:26:02,524
Oh!
592
00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:06,250
_
593
00:26:13,087 --> 00:26:15,888
Aw, what's wrong?
594
00:26:16,472 --> 00:26:18,123
Mom...
595
00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,693
do you think I'm a bigot?
596
00:26:20,695 --> 00:26:21,994
Oh, honey...
597
00:26:21,996 --> 00:26:24,634
just because you don't like Thai food...
598
00:26:24,664 --> 00:26:26,265
No, I mean it.
599
00:26:26,267 --> 00:26:28,567
Am I intolerant of
other people's beliefs?
600
00:26:28,569 --> 00:26:29,735
Because...
601
00:26:29,737 --> 00:26:32,071
Today's special, coming through.
602
00:26:32,073 --> 00:26:33,839
Blueberry-pineapple.
603
00:26:33,841 --> 00:26:34,840
First one's free.
604
00:26:34,842 --> 00:26:37,263
That's how we hook you.
605
00:26:37,293 --> 00:26:38,572
Oh, my gosh.
606
00:26:38,602 --> 00:26:39,934
Dad, these are amazing.
607
00:26:39,964 --> 00:26:43,182
Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
608
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,384
That's my Al from Happy Days impression.
609
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:47,886
The finest fictional chef in TV history.
610
00:26:47,888 --> 00:26:49,321
Well, you have the magic touch
611
00:26:49,323 --> 00:26:50,889
in the kitchen, I'll give you that.
612
00:26:50,891 --> 00:26:52,991
Not just the kitchen.
613
00:26:55,029 --> 00:26:56,969
Oh, how do you do it?
614
00:26:58,176 --> 00:26:59,098
Two extra yolks
615
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,407
and a teaspoon of cinnamon.
616
00:27:01,437 --> 00:27:03,936
It's not magic, it's math.
617
00:27:06,741 --> 00:27:09,441
Wait a second, you're right.
618
00:27:09,443 --> 00:27:11,176
It's not magic.
619
00:27:11,178 --> 00:27:12,841
And it's not religion.
620
00:27:13,082 --> 00:27:14,935
It's math!
621
00:27:14,965 --> 00:27:17,120
Dad! Mwah!
622
00:27:17,994 --> 00:27:20,786
- What about your stilts?!
- Keep 'em!
623
00:27:23,591 --> 00:27:25,691
All right, all right, all right.
624
00:27:25,693 --> 00:27:26,925
- Okay.
- Yeah.
625
00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:29,194
First thing, walking alone on stilts
626
00:27:29,196 --> 00:27:31,597
over the age of 14 looks
really sad and weird.
627
00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:33,132
Also...
628
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,070
I want to apologize for being a bigot,
629
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,843
even though I think that it's way
630
00:27:36,873 --> 00:27:39,343
too harsh of a word, but still.
631
00:27:39,373 --> 00:27:40,872
Apology accepted?
632
00:27:40,874 --> 00:27:42,774
Okay, here's the main thing.
633
00:27:42,776 --> 00:27:44,242
Your theory isn't
634
00:27:44,244 --> 00:27:45,310
a religion.
635
00:27:45,312 --> 00:27:46,650
It's science.
636
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,024
You've got it all worked out on paper.
637
00:27:48,054 --> 00:27:50,048
So, I don't have to take it
on faith; you can prove it.
638
00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:52,084
Exactly. That's what I've
been trying to do, prove it
639
00:27:52,086 --> 00:27:53,485
to you and the rest of the world.
640
00:27:53,487 --> 00:27:55,159
Wait.
641
00:27:55,668 --> 00:27:57,389
Does this mean you want
to see my slide show?
642
00:27:57,391 --> 00:27:58,757
Oh, God, no.
643
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:01,260
No, what I mean is, anyone
can make a slide show.
644
00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,929
Which is why, in 1971,
645
00:28:03,931 --> 00:28:05,530
the Delawhere Group
646
00:28:05,532 --> 00:28:10,302
was founded to answer
this one vexing question,
647
00:28:10,304 --> 00:28:14,306
does the state of
Delaware actually exist?
648
00:28:15,509 --> 00:28:17,277
Yes, Timothy.
649
00:28:17,811 --> 00:28:19,511
I was born in Delaware.
650
00:28:19,513 --> 00:28:21,013
What? Psh.
651
00:28:21,015 --> 00:28:24,116
My point is, when people come
up with scientific theories,
652
00:28:24,118 --> 00:28:26,189
they get corroborated and confirmed
653
00:28:26,219 --> 00:28:28,206
- in journals and things.
- Yeah, exactly, peer review.
654
00:28:28,236 --> 00:28:30,277
That's what I've been trying
to get Tyra DeNeil Fields to do.
655
00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:31,573
She's an expert at explaining
656
00:28:31,575 --> 00:28:33,075
difficult scientific
concepts to the public.
657
00:28:33,077 --> 00:28:35,644
Which is why I want her
to look me in the eye
658
00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:38,246
and tell me you're
actually onto something.
659
00:28:39,283 --> 00:28:41,188
Mm, one thing.
660
00:28:41,611 --> 00:28:44,719
I... can't get within 300 feet of her.
661
00:28:45,426 --> 00:28:47,189
But I can.
662
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:03,612
Are you Professor Fields?
663
00:29:03,614 --> 00:29:04,613
Well, now, that depends.
664
00:29:04,615 --> 00:29:06,448
Are you enjoying the book or...?
665
00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:07,949
Um, sir,
666
00:29:07,951 --> 00:29:09,961
can I get another round
for Professor Fields on me?
667
00:29:09,991 --> 00:29:11,250
Sure thing.
668
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,155
May I... Can I join you?
669
00:29:13,157 --> 00:29:14,556
Sure.
670
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,359
You're acting strange.
671
00:29:17,361 --> 00:29:18,960
I'm acting strange?
672
00:29:18,962 --> 00:29:21,296
Yeah. Yeah, you left trivia last night
673
00:29:21,298 --> 00:29:22,631
before the final question.
674
00:29:22,633 --> 00:29:25,300
The subject was canning and pickling.
675
00:29:25,302 --> 00:29:26,768
We really could've used you.
676
00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:28,970
I know, look... something... popped up.
677
00:29:30,274 --> 00:29:31,473
Lightning challenge.
678
00:29:31,475 --> 00:29:32,641
Ten pull-ups.
679
00:29:32,643 --> 00:29:34,309
- All right, watch this.
- Watch what?
680
00:29:34,311 --> 00:29:35,416
I thought we were going to lunch.
681
00:29:35,446 --> 00:29:36,512
Ooh.
682
00:29:36,514 --> 00:29:39,014
I can't eat until I level up.
683
00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:40,816
The bracelet will punish me.
684
00:29:40,818 --> 00:29:43,118
You can take that thing
off, you know, right?
685
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,354
Eight... nine...
686
00:29:45,356 --> 00:29:47,155
ten! Oh!
687
00:29:47,157 --> 00:29:49,758
Oh! Oh! Oh!
688
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,426
You okay, T-Spoon?
689
00:29:51,428 --> 00:29:52,661
I'm not great.
690
00:29:58,435 --> 00:30:01,436
I think I just had an idea.
691
00:30:01,821 --> 00:30:03,171
Biomimicry.
692
00:30:03,173 --> 00:30:05,407
Well, and that's what
I love about science.
693
00:30:05,409 --> 00:30:06,454
You know, it has rules
694
00:30:06,484 --> 00:30:07,815
- that make sense.
- Yes and no.
695
00:30:07,845 --> 00:30:10,345
Are you familiar with
quantum entanglement?
696
00:30:10,347 --> 00:30:13,313
Oh. Yeah, sure. It's
just been a-a while.
697
00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:14,316
All right. Okay.
698
00:30:14,318 --> 00:30:16,209
- Two subatomic particles, right?
- Mm-hmm.
699
00:30:16,239 --> 00:30:19,059
They get paired up and
they become identical.
700
00:30:19,089 --> 00:30:20,889
They begin spinning the same direction
701
00:30:20,891 --> 00:30:22,696
because they have the
same electrical charge.
702
00:30:22,726 --> 00:30:24,226
- All right.
- And from now on,
703
00:30:24,228 --> 00:30:27,763
no matter where they
go, they're connected.
704
00:30:27,765 --> 00:30:30,165
And they can instantly communicate
705
00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:33,969
across time and space, even
if they're light-years away.
706
00:30:33,971 --> 00:30:35,847
We don't know how, we don't know why.
707
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:36,886
Whoa.
708
00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:39,968
So there's a lot in science
that doesn't make sense.
709
00:30:39,998 --> 00:30:41,749
Well, cheers to that.
710
00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:42,811
These are delicious.
711
00:30:42,813 --> 00:30:44,379
So refreshing.
712
00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:45,552
Another Bechdel, ladies?
713
00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:46,681
- Mm.
- Mm-mm.
714
00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:47,938
No, thank you.
715
00:30:47,968 --> 00:30:49,601
Okay, so I'm dating this guy...
716
00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:51,169
- Mm!
- ... and he comes across
717
00:30:51,171 --> 00:30:53,763
a little crazy, but he's
passionate and smart.
718
00:30:53,793 --> 00:30:56,046
- I know the type. I know the type.
- And he has a theory
719
00:30:56,076 --> 00:30:58,043
we were hoping you could peer review.
720
00:30:58,045 --> 00:30:59,277
Hi. Hello, again.
721
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:00,338
- Oh, hell no!
- Please!
722
00:31:00,368 --> 00:31:02,113
No, Professor, we just want
five minutes of your time.
723
00:31:02,143 --> 00:31:04,830
Nope, nope. Do you understand
how a restraining order works?
724
00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:05,901
Yes, I do.
725
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:08,895
Please. Okay, he might
seem nuts, but I'm not.
726
00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:10,446
You have my word we
won't bother you again
727
00:31:10,476 --> 00:31:13,564
if you just hear him out. Five minutes.
728
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:15,980
Five minutes.
729
00:31:16,010 --> 00:31:17,195
... of sumo squats!
730
00:31:17,197 --> 00:31:18,263
Lightning challenge!
731
00:31:19,433 --> 00:31:20,433
Ah!
732
00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:23,869
Straighten your back!
733
00:31:23,871 --> 00:31:26,371
Ugh!
734
00:31:31,414 --> 00:31:33,776
_
735
00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:37,783
When you account for the force
736
00:31:37,785 --> 00:31:39,629
of unbalanced thermal radiation...
737
00:31:39,659 --> 00:31:41,465
- Yes, the Yarkovsky effect. Go on.
- Precisely.
738
00:31:41,495 --> 00:31:43,655
Then by my calculations,
the asteroid's actually
739
00:31:43,657 --> 00:31:45,056
altering its orbital pattern
740
00:31:45,058 --> 00:31:47,502
- toward Earth.
- No. Surely NEOWISE or IRTF
741
00:31:47,532 --> 00:31:48,560
would have detected it by now.
742
00:31:48,562 --> 00:31:50,795
The chalk value is too low.
743
00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:52,664
Look, I-I know you're really
busy, and we've already
744
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,299
taken up five minutes
of your time, but...
745
00:31:54,301 --> 00:31:56,510
please, will you just
746
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,240
read this?
747
00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,836
I've run the numbers. Again and again.
748
00:32:00,866 --> 00:32:02,927
It checks out. All I want to do
749
00:32:02,957 --> 00:32:04,376
is-is tell people the truth,
750
00:32:04,378 --> 00:32:07,078
so they can make the most
of the time we have left.
751
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,313
And I'm hoping
752
00:32:08,315 --> 00:32:09,881
you can help me tell them.
753
00:32:09,883 --> 00:32:11,724
My lunch date's here.
754
00:32:11,754 --> 00:32:13,952
Please.
755
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,493
Thank...
756
00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,734
I can't believe it! You did it!
757
00:32:29,736 --> 00:32:31,269
We did it!
758
00:32:31,271 --> 00:32:33,205
Ah!
759
00:32:33,207 --> 00:32:34,439
Oh, wait. Balls!
760
00:32:34,441 --> 00:32:35,974
I forgot my purse.
761
00:32:35,976 --> 00:32:38,424
One second.
762
00:32:38,454 --> 00:32:40,234
Excuse me. Can you toss
this for me, please?
763
00:32:40,264 --> 00:32:41,466
Yeah, sure.
764
00:32:41,496 --> 00:32:43,532
I get at least two crackpots
comin' at me a week.
765
00:32:43,534 --> 00:32:45,133
They're smart, but they're nuts.
766
00:32:51,699 --> 00:32:53,131
You do you realize that
as we speak, the great
767
00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:55,905
Tyra DeNeil Fields is
going over my calculations.
768
00:32:55,935 --> 00:32:57,940
The truth is finally
going to get out there!
769
00:32:57,970 --> 00:32:59,503
The world is gonna finally know.
770
00:32:59,505 --> 00:33:01,638
Yeah. It's... it's exciting.
771
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,340
And I owe it all to you. Thank you.
772
00:33:03,342 --> 00:33:05,347
You know, you don't
have to keep saying that.
773
00:33:05,377 --> 00:33:08,745
Yep. You're right.
Show don't tell. Sorry.
774
00:33:08,747 --> 00:33:11,248
Mm. Mm.
775
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,683
Ah!
776
00:33:16,352 --> 00:33:18,755
Evie? I'm glad I caught
you before I left.
777
00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,557
- Where you going?
- Sarasota.
778
00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:22,631
To be with my second family.
779
00:33:22,661 --> 00:33:25,062
I spent ten years in
fulfillment without realizing
780
00:33:25,064 --> 00:33:27,197
that I wasn't fulfilled. So I quit.
781
00:33:27,199 --> 00:33:29,132
I know it might sound crazy,
782
00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:32,836
but nothing ever felt more right.
783
00:33:33,224 --> 00:33:36,052
Could you tell Deirdre?
I'm too scared to.
784
00:33:38,293 --> 00:33:40,043
Hey, Hank.
785
00:33:40,045 --> 00:33:41,545
Hank.
786
00:33:41,575 --> 00:33:42,494
Hank!
787
00:33:42,524 --> 00:33:43,536
- Aah! Jiminy!
- Oh!
788
00:33:43,566 --> 00:33:45,261
Don't sneak up on me like that.
789
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,201
What? I called your name several times.
790
00:33:47,203 --> 00:33:48,517
What?
791
00:33:48,547 --> 00:33:50,601
Hey, hold on a sec.
792
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,345
- Ugh.
- Ew, why are you wearing those?
793
00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:54,875
The other night at trivia,
794
00:33:54,877 --> 00:33:57,844
Deirdre whispered in my
ear, and something happened.
795
00:33:57,846 --> 00:33:59,446
What did she say?
796
00:33:59,448 --> 00:34:01,153
She said,
797
00:34:01,183 --> 00:34:03,783
"Excuse me, I need to go
798
00:34:03,785 --> 00:34:05,791
to the ladies room."
799
00:34:06,592 --> 00:34:08,054
I don't get it.
800
00:34:08,056 --> 00:34:10,824
It's not what she said,
it's how she said it.
801
00:34:10,826 --> 00:34:14,327
Her voice is just so husky,
802
00:34:14,329 --> 00:34:16,162
and erotic.
803
00:34:16,164 --> 00:34:18,003
And it did something to me.
804
00:34:18,033 --> 00:34:20,701
What did it, uh...
what did it do to you?
805
00:34:23,272 --> 00:34:27,174
I had what can only be
described as a full-blown...
806
00:34:27,176 --> 00:34:28,408
eargasm.
807
00:34:31,067 --> 00:34:32,212
Are you...
808
00:34:32,214 --> 00:34:34,181
are you into Deirdre?
809
00:34:34,183 --> 00:34:35,782
No!
810
00:34:43,759 --> 00:34:44,991
She's the worst.
811
00:34:44,993 --> 00:34:46,398
And I have an Internet girlfriend.
812
00:34:46,428 --> 00:34:47,894
Yeah. Who you've never actually met.
813
00:34:47,896 --> 00:34:50,998
@WinnieCooper534 is real! Believe me.
814
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,666
The ear, it just wants
815
00:34:52,668 --> 00:34:53,711
- what it wants...
- Okay, you know what?
816
00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:54,849
You know what? You're bumped down
817
00:34:54,879 --> 00:34:56,670
to friend number two. You're
bumped down to friend number two,
818
00:34:56,672 --> 00:34:57,671
and Timothy's friend number one,
819
00:34:57,673 --> 00:34:59,744
now that he's human again.
820
00:34:59,774 --> 00:35:01,441
He accidentally got
a Zap Strap from here.
821
00:35:01,443 --> 00:35:02,943
Got him out of the house and...
822
00:35:02,945 --> 00:35:04,578
broke through his writer's block.
823
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:06,446
Wait, Timothy got a
screwed-up order too?
824
00:35:06,448 --> 00:35:08,758
Yup, and Kareema told him to keep it.
825
00:35:08,788 --> 00:35:10,138
Total serendipity.
826
00:35:10,168 --> 00:35:13,520
It wasn't serendipity.
827
00:35:13,966 --> 00:35:15,826
It was... you!
828
00:35:16,025 --> 00:35:17,624
All along it was you.
829
00:35:17,626 --> 00:35:20,046
You're the glitch in the system!
830
00:35:20,425 --> 00:35:21,828
I have no idea what
you're talking about,
831
00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,438
but you're interrupting
my very important work.
832
00:35:24,468 --> 00:35:26,369
It all makes sense!
833
00:35:26,399 --> 00:35:27,408
Nothing makes sense.
834
00:35:27,438 --> 00:35:29,169
We're at the mercy of a random,
and unfeeling universe...
835
00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:31,705
Oh, stop it. You heard about
Timothy's writer's block,
836
00:35:31,707 --> 00:35:33,674
then he mysteriously
got that ZipZap thing.
837
00:35:33,676 --> 00:35:35,846
You talked about adding
chaos to the world...
838
00:35:35,876 --> 00:35:37,210
Fine.
839
00:35:37,212 --> 00:35:38,755
Oh!
840
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:42,949
A few months ago, I started switching
orders around because I got...
841
00:35:42,979 --> 00:35:44,346
bored.
842
00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:45,619
You know, small stuff, like
843
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:48,272
putting a vibrator in
an old lady's crockpot.
844
00:35:48,302 --> 00:35:52,259
Analyst for Anal Lust.
845
00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:54,795
But then you started talking to me
846
00:35:54,797 --> 00:35:56,229
about Xavier's philosophy,
847
00:35:56,231 --> 00:35:59,321
and making time count,
and I decided to make
848
00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:01,768
a little list of things I wanted to try.
849
00:36:06,176 --> 00:36:07,507
"Naked knitting circle...
850
00:36:07,509 --> 00:36:10,844
"Book club orgies...
sex on a ski lift...
851
00:36:12,201 --> 00:36:14,147
helping people"?
852
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,584
So Xavier inspired you.
853
00:36:18,854 --> 00:36:20,420
Look, maybe he's crazy.
854
00:36:21,039 --> 00:36:23,657
Maybe what I'm doing
is crazy, too, but...
855
00:36:24,903 --> 00:36:27,327
Maybe sometimes crazy's worth it.
856
00:36:29,023 --> 00:36:31,652
I have to tell Deirdre something...
857
00:36:31,682 --> 00:36:33,266
Do your thing.
858
00:36:34,203 --> 00:36:36,532
Did you hear how I said that? "Thing?"
859
00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:39,182
Soft "I." "Thing."
860
00:36:39,212 --> 00:36:40,793
Soft "I."
861
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:44,284
Well, mystery solved!
862
00:36:44,543 --> 00:36:47,052
It was Robert in Fulfillment. Ha!
863
00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:49,082
He totally fell down on the job.
864
00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:52,886
But I took care of it, and
you won't be seeing him...
865
00:36:53,304 --> 00:36:55,407
round here again.
866
00:36:55,437 --> 00:36:56,437
Great.
867
00:36:58,433 --> 00:36:59,592
Are you okay?
868
00:36:59,594 --> 00:37:01,995
Sensory deprivation
helps me with stress.
869
00:37:01,997 --> 00:37:04,297
Hank is avoiding me.
870
00:37:04,299 --> 00:37:07,200
Oh! I... Well... I hadn't noticed.
871
00:37:07,202 --> 00:37:08,568
Your friend, that
872
00:37:08,570 --> 00:37:11,671
Xaviar fellow? He convinced me
873
00:37:11,673 --> 00:37:14,507
that if I defied the corporate
guidelines and made a move,
874
00:37:14,509 --> 00:37:16,576
that I could finally
break through to Hank.
875
00:37:16,578 --> 00:37:18,688
Maybe you did.
876
00:37:18,718 --> 00:37:20,680
He ran away from me.
877
00:37:20,682 --> 00:37:22,015
Literally.
878
00:37:22,017 --> 00:37:23,455
Full sprint.
879
00:37:23,485 --> 00:37:26,275
Maybe he's just not ready
to face his feelings.
880
00:37:26,568 --> 00:37:28,016
Feelings?
881
00:37:28,573 --> 00:37:31,546
When you smile like that,
you look like a prairie dog.
882
00:37:32,098 --> 00:37:34,963
Just... don't give up on him yet.
883
00:37:34,993 --> 00:37:36,630
He might still come around. Have faith.
884
00:37:36,632 --> 00:37:39,091
I'm not sure it's in the cards...
885
00:37:39,121 --> 00:37:40,567
Hmm.
886
00:37:41,116 --> 00:37:43,008
Five of Wands.
887
00:37:43,038 --> 00:37:45,472
Are you feeling
conflicted about something?
888
00:37:45,474 --> 00:37:48,378
Yeah. Xavier.
889
00:37:48,878 --> 00:37:51,478
Tyra just tossed his research, and I...
890
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,812
I didn't tell him.
891
00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:54,681
I didn't want to burst his bubble.
892
00:37:54,683 --> 00:37:56,349
But you know what? I don't even know
893
00:37:56,379 --> 00:37:58,084
if his theory's based in reality
894
00:37:58,086 --> 00:38:00,322
or nuts, but Mom...
895
00:38:00,352 --> 00:38:01,955
listening to him talk about it...
896
00:38:01,957 --> 00:38:03,523
he sounded smart.
897
00:38:03,525 --> 00:38:05,191
And insightful.
898
00:38:05,193 --> 00:38:06,626
And passionate.
899
00:38:06,628 --> 00:38:08,599
Well, maybe that's enough.
900
00:38:08,629 --> 00:38:11,197
Let me tell you something.
901
00:38:12,753 --> 00:38:15,168
I don't love your dad's muffins.
902
00:38:15,709 --> 00:38:17,837
I mean, I love that he bakes for me.
903
00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:19,606
Makes me feel good,
it makes him feel good,
904
00:38:19,608 --> 00:38:20,840
and that's enough.
905
00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:22,409
But see, telling him
906
00:38:22,411 --> 00:38:25,612
that he uses way too much cinnamon...
907
00:38:26,582 --> 00:38:29,834
Oh, it'd just suck
the joy right out of it.
908
00:38:30,265 --> 00:38:31,151
So if you like
909
00:38:31,153 --> 00:38:32,585
who Xavier is,
910
00:38:32,587 --> 00:38:34,554
what's a scientist got to do with it?
911
00:38:34,556 --> 00:38:36,289
You know, love is all about teaming up
912
00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:38,024
with someone, and then having their back
913
00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:39,627
no matter what.
914
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,128
Gentlewomen,
915
00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:44,269
your attention please.
916
00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:46,166
I have an announcement to make.
917
00:38:46,637 --> 00:38:47,968
I just quit my job!
918
00:38:48,224 --> 00:38:49,513
- What?
- Why?
919
00:38:49,543 --> 00:38:51,977
- What happened?
- Your crazy boyfriend
920
00:38:52,007 --> 00:38:53,273
made a very valid point
921
00:38:53,275 --> 00:38:54,607
the other night.
922
00:38:54,609 --> 00:38:56,643
Time is precious,
923
00:38:56,645 --> 00:38:59,846
and I need to start pursuing...
924
00:38:59,848 --> 00:39:01,319
my passions.
925
00:39:01,349 --> 00:39:03,550
So, I'm going to become...
926
00:39:05,454 --> 00:39:08,288
an actor.
927
00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:13,159
Honey!
928
00:39:13,161 --> 00:39:15,395
That's great!
929
00:39:16,548 --> 00:39:18,982
I'm so proud of you.
930
00:39:19,384 --> 00:39:20,683
Are you lookin' at me?
931
00:39:20,685 --> 00:39:23,731
Are you lookin' at me? 'Cause I
think you're lookin' at me. Hey.
932
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:26,122
You gotta ask yourself...
933
00:39:27,018 --> 00:39:29,826
You feel lucky, punk?
934
00:39:31,996 --> 00:39:33,206
I have something important to tell you
935
00:39:33,236 --> 00:39:34,237
about last night...
936
00:39:34,267 --> 00:39:37,122
I admire you for living
by your convictions.
937
00:39:37,657 --> 00:39:40,290
And I don't need Tyra DeNeil
Fields's approval to know
938
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,562
that your way of life is positive
939
00:39:43,592 --> 00:39:45,008
and contagious,
940
00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:48,000
and has real value for people.
941
00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:50,046
I've seen it happen.
942
00:39:50,076 --> 00:39:51,848
I mean, it happened to me.
943
00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:53,950
And to people around me.
944
00:39:53,952 --> 00:39:55,457
I realized it doesn't
actually matter if I believe
945
00:39:55,487 --> 00:39:57,220
if the apocalypse is coming or not...
946
00:39:57,222 --> 00:39:58,889
- It is...
- No, because
947
00:39:58,891 --> 00:40:00,523
we can still be
together, even if we don't
948
00:40:00,525 --> 00:40:02,525
believe all the same things.
949
00:40:03,098 --> 00:40:04,549
No matter what,
950
00:40:04,579 --> 00:40:06,112
I've got your back...
951
00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:07,647
And I've got yours, too.
952
00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:11,251
- What are you...
- Okay, so...
953
00:40:11,253 --> 00:40:12,786
Um...
954
00:40:13,192 --> 00:40:15,321
Let's shout it...
955
00:40:15,323 --> 00:40:17,123
from the rooftops.
956
00:40:18,745 --> 00:40:21,127
You made these?
957
00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,395
Evie.
958
00:40:22,397 --> 00:40:24,330
- Mm-hmm?
- You are...
959
00:40:24,332 --> 00:40:26,833
the sexiest ex-bigot I have ever seen.
960
00:40:29,738 --> 00:40:31,604
Listen up, people!
961
00:40:31,606 --> 00:40:33,473
The end is nigh!
962
00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:38,177
- The asteroid is coming!
- And don't waste a single day!
963
00:40:46,164 --> 00:40:49,237
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