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Stop... in the name of fun.
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What? I've got
library duty now.
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You need to heal your
aching womb, Charlie.
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No! My womb
is tippity-top, A-OK, really.
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When was the last time
you got laid?
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- So you're seeing Hugh?
- Christ, no!
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- I'll probably shag him, though.
- Right.
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HUGH? So, Dad, must be happy
about the brewery.
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I mean, Matt said
it basically saved the farm.
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Don't push me, Meryl.
I can get nasty.
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Well, your breath certainly is.
You smell like an anchovy.
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You have to tell me everything
about your past life.
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You must have
got to do the best stuff.
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I did, and I miss it every day.
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- You're a dad, you know?
- What?
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- Ajax. He's yours.
- Ajax is my son?
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- I'm... I'm late. Call me.
- Of course.
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And I'll need this fortnight's
urine sample.
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After this, if you want,
we could have sex in a bed.
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That's for couples, isn't it?
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.
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Are you OK?
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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Just a...
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..big day, a really big day.
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Mate...
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Mate...
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I really don't think
the aliens are trying
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to use your dick
to communicate and invade.
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So why does it keep buzzing?
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Try to put it
out of your mind.
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OK, letting it go.
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Yeah, you're right.
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He's been on ice for days.
Psychosis.
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We were trying
to administer Thorazine...
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- When the aliens invaded?
- They just did it again!
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- I gotta get it off!
- No, leave it on!
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- You'll need it.
- It's the only way.
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That's just... not true.
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I'm saving the world.
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Don't. No! Don't, don't!
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Someone get it! Get it!
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The dog!
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Drop it. Drop it! Drop!
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Sorry, I just...
I can't do it.
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I guess it is
a little close to home.
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The dog ate his manhood.
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Well, to be fair,
it was just the tip.
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That's the best bit!
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I can relax you.
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No, no. I'm still
trying to not be that guy.
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Sucks to be you.
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You know,
once my patients never spoke
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except to utter their gratitude
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and I'd go home,
have lots of drugs
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and wake up with
a beautiful woman.
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Hello?
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Well, I... I mean,
that's my point.
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I mean, I'm down
to one out of three.
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Thank God for you.
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God did have a pretty
good day when he made me.
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- That's for sure.
- That's for damn sure.
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I love you, by the way.
Just sayin'.
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♪ I'm going
up the country
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♪ Babe, don't you wanna go?
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♪ I'm going up the country
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♪ Babe, don't you wanna go?
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♪ I'm going someplace
where I've never been before
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♪ I'll leave this city
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♪ I've got to get away
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♪ I'm gonna leave this city
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♪ I've got to get away
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♪ All this fussin' and fightin'
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♪ Man, you know
I sure can't stay. ♪
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1x07
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Rod Eagle is going
to regret all the nasty things
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he ever said about your project
when he sees this.
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Well, just as long
as he doesn't try to own it.
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After he blocked every vote?
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Art is a gift to the community
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that lives long after
you're dead and buried.
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Don't kill me off yet.
Just a peek.
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I still want
the surprise for today.
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Is it kind of...
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I think it... it's just
the shadow from the tarp.
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- Well, should I pull it all off?
- No, no. No, no, no.
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I've seen the drawings.
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I think... I think
it's just this angle.
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This is the moment
we're going to drag
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Whyhope into this century.
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Art and tourism is going
to wrench the town's economy
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from the mines and give it
back to the people.
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- Good!
- Really good.
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University of Adelaide -
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the immunotherapy trials
you asked for.
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I convinced the administrator
to share results.
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I knew you were the man
for the job, Ken.
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- I have a way with people.
- Exactly.
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However, I don't think
it's good.
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The patient seems to be much
worse after. Tumours in red.
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Well, that's not what I heard.
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You got the dates wrong, Ken.
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Yes. This is before
and this is after.
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That's very... Wow!
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Wow indeed.
That is completely clear.
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They have a new trial
starting this month.
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- We need to get Joey onto it.
- I'll contact them.
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Ken, I could kiss you.
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Which would be
highly inappropriate
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workplace behaviour,
but I appreciate
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the sentiment, Dr Knight.
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Joey? Why don't you
answer your phone?
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I know you're here.
I saw your car.
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Hey.
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Sorry!
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What the fuck?!
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- You right, are ya?
- How was I supposed to know?
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You've never done it
before noon?
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Look, I know you don't
think there's a cure.
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I saw some scans today, though,
that could change everything.
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You left me in there
alone with them!
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Lucinda likes the bedroom.
The temperature's more constant.
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I could come back
when your guests are gone.
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- Lucinda's a snake.
- She's a highland copperhead.
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Plus that death adder
and the creepy one.
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- They're in their tanks.
- They were staring at me.
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Look, I milked Lucinda
and Cleopatra this morning.
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Right, I've obviously come in
the middle of something here.
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Um, mate, look. This treatment,
I think this could be the one.
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We've been
down this road before.
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This is a completely new road.
It's a superhighway to recovery.
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- I don't know.
- You do. Say yes to me now.
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- I can get you on that trial.
- He says yes.
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- I didn't!
- You know you will.
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- This just saves everyone time.
- OK, fine.
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Yes, but it's my decision.
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- Mm.
- Yeah, mm.
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Mum said to remind you to
get back in time for her thing.
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- I'm not wearing a tie.
- Huh! Me either.
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Have you had a chance to,
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have a look at that
loan proposal about the hops?
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I don't think it's for us.
Give up a paddock like that?
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Well, if we create our own hops
we'd be more likely
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to get a distinctive flavour
for the beer.
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We'd be creating
our own terroir.
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Terr-wank.
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You can think it's a wank, but
it's what the punters pay for.
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- Home-grown hops?
- Exactly.
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Yeah, nah, that's not for us.
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I know you heard
what I said last night.
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You don't have to
respond right away.
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OK.
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You've got 24 hours.
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Right.
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I've got work to do.
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Hugh, we need to be on
that plane in half an hour.
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You know what I wish
on drug dealers?
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That they die
and come back as a doctor
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and have to deal
with this shit every weekend.
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And they're to remember.
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I'm just saying,
what do we have?
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10 rehab beds
in the whole area?
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How is that supposed to work...
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..on rehab,
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on the implications
of this terrible drug
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and what it's doing to the
community... who need air...
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..fresh air and a healthy
alternative lifestyle?
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If I say I agree with you,
will you stop ranting at me?
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I don't think I will, actually.
And where's Nathan?
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We're late out to the mine
to give those flu shots.
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Sorry. Sorry.
I'm here, I'm here.
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And almost all of it
comes from your place.
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The flu?
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She's on a methamphetamine rant.
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- Yes, I am!
- Look, I agree with you, Penny.
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Ice is a bloody nuisance
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and I will help you battle it
any way I can.
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She always rants
before she flies.
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She's worse than you.
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Huh!
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You didn't wanna fly.
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You've been using me
this whole time.
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I did my time on that thing.
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That's so devious!
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- I'm almost impressed.
- Sorry, folks!
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Late start. Hope you don't mind.
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Who doesn't love the smell
of greasy bacon in the morning?
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You're surprisingly cocky
this morning, Doc.
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- Where's Matt?
- He's gone to the bank.
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What? Now? Couldn't have waited?
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- Apparently not.
- Well, we can't hang around.
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Rod Eagle's getting restless
and I don't want him cutting in.
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Good luck.
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Thank you all for
coming out today to be here
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for the unveiling
of this wonderful art piece
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to commemorate
the bounties of our shire.
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Today is a moment
that art and tourism
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will wrench control
of the town's economy
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and give it back to the people.
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I know you're all
desperate to see it
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so let's not stand on ceremony
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and let's have a good
old-fashioned perve.
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OK!
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How much did that cost?
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Not the point, Ajax.
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Hayles, it looks
like a cock and balls.
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Don't say that!
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My God...
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God.
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Everybody's
saying that it, um...
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Yes, I know what they're saying
so just keep smiling.
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- Over here, ladies.
- What do we do?
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It's art! They're allowed
an interpretation.
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What are we supposed
to call this one, then?
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I think the work
speaks for itself, Rod.
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You want to know
what it's saying to me?
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It's saying you've outsmarted
yourself here, Meryl Knight.
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It's a pretty big chunk
of council money
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to spend on
a suggestive sculpture.
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- Hops?
- Exactly.
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- Distinctive flavour. Terroir.
- That's awesome.
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- No, people love that.
- Exactly.
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What assets do you have
against the loan?
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The farm.
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It's... it's not your farm, Matt.
It's Mummy and Daddy's.
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Come on, Tim.
Just approve it.
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- I can't.
- Come on, Tim!
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Don't be a dick.
More debt - banks love that.
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I need assets against it.
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Look, let me spell it out
for you.
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Technically,
you're a 37-year-old man
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who owns... his clothes.
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I mean, you've got nothing.
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- Is your car even in your name?
- Yes.
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It's not.
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- Really?
- No! It's all Daddy's.
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Why don't you get him
to come in?
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Or at least give you a note
saying you can be late to class?
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- That's not funny.
- Well, it's a little bit funny.
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It's...
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How long do you reckon
till we get back on the plane?
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Not listening.
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Come on. This is rare
common ground between us.
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We could help each other.
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I have trust issues with you.
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Just roll up your sleeve
for me, mate.
248
00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:32,038
- Is something wrong?
- This tapping thing.
249
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,908
I could show you.
It definitely helps.
250
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:38,244
Let's just get this trip
over and done with.
251
00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:40,513
There you go. Thank you. Next.
252
00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:47,487
I can't be here.
253
00:12:47,489 --> 00:12:49,556
I know a buyer
when I see one, man.
254
00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:52,625
Yes, well, I'm just browsing.
255
00:12:54,728 --> 00:12:56,729
Nice shop.
256
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:59,199
- I can't be here.
- So go, mate.
257
00:13:04,705 --> 00:13:06,706
- Ken.
- Dr Knight!
258
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,008
- I have good news.
- I knew you would.
259
00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:11,644
- You are the man.
- We can get Joey into the trial.
260
00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:13,813
Not the next one -
the one in six months.
261
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:16,716
He'll be dead
in six months, Ken.
262
00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:20,653
So it's bad news,
not good news that I bring.
263
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,422
Well, you tried.
264
00:13:22,424 --> 00:13:24,090
I believe we've exhausted
the processes.
265
00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:27,328
- I don't know what else...
- You're fired. Thanks, Ken.
266
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,833
You buying or what, mate?
267
00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:46,880
- They're for a friend.
- Of course it is, mate.
268
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,419
There you are.
269
00:13:53,421 --> 00:13:55,388
We've been diverted -
farm accident.
270
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,024
- We're not going back to town?
- No, not this morning.
271
00:13:58,026 --> 00:14:00,627
I've got calls to make.
I can't make them out there.
272
00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:02,362
Sorry people's
medical emergencies
273
00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:04,197
don't fit in with your calendar.
274
00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:06,432
Let's just get on the plane.
275
00:14:24,286 --> 00:14:26,886
- You OK? You look a bit...
- Think I'm gonna be sick.
276
00:14:26,888 --> 00:14:29,522
That sandwich must have
been older than me.
277
00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:32,592
- Your stomach?
- Sick... sick bag.
278
00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:34,527
Sick bag!
279
00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:37,564
My God. My God!
280
00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:39,532
Please, keep flying!
281
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:42,468
- Um...
- Under the seat.
282
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,941
- Under the seat!
- Yep!
283
00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:47,674
- Ooh...
- Got it, got it.
284
00:14:55,649 --> 00:15:01,120
I'll be fine...
Ooh, no. No, I won't.
285
00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:06,159
But we're almost here, so I'll
try and land the plane?
286
00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,761
What does she mean, try?
287
00:15:33,054 --> 00:15:35,989
- Do you think she's OK?
- Does she look OK, Doctor?
288
00:15:35,991 --> 00:15:38,258
Kodie, are you...
289
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:40,193
Lord.
290
00:15:40,195 --> 00:15:42,495
Keep your fluids up
and we'll check on you later.
291
00:15:42,497 --> 00:15:44,464
Heaven help me,
Lord!
292
00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,232
Stay upwind of yourself.
293
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,934
Oof!
294
00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:54,707
Here they are now.
They'll tell you.
295
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:56,376
Don't move!
296
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:59,178
The caller said there
was a suspected broken back?
297
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,813
But I'm guessing not.
298
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:04,384
My wife had to make the call.
She may have exaggerated.
299
00:16:04,386 --> 00:16:07,520
I'm a nurse! I know what to do!
300
00:16:07,522 --> 00:16:10,023
Not anymore, love.
It was a long time ago.
301
00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:13,793
She's got that Alzheimer's.
It's my ankle.
302
00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:15,828
Can you move your toes
for me, Mr Contie?
303
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:19,299
Martin.
I'm... I'm fine, fine.
304
00:16:19,301 --> 00:16:20,967
And your fingers, Martin?
305
00:16:20,969 --> 00:16:23,169
Took a bump to the head,
though, didn't you?
306
00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:25,905
I...I blacked out for a second,
307
00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:29,075
I saw stars,
then came down to earth.
308
00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:30,910
- Can you sit up for me?
- Yeah.
309
00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:34,614
That stupid old man
just fell off his ladder.
310
00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:45,191
It's a sprained ankle.
We flew here. In a plane!
311
00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:46,926
Concussion too.
312
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:49,028
That's the job,
though, isn't it?
313
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:51,164
Emergencies in remote locations?
314
00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:55,401
Betty, what's up?
315
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:57,370
Joey came in breathless
and wanted to see you.
316
00:16:57,372 --> 00:17:00,843
- They're treating him now.
- Alright, can you put him on?
317
00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:07,447
- Hello.
- Hey, mate. How you feeling?
318
00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:10,683
I'm on a drip. I feel great.
319
00:17:10,685 --> 00:17:13,586
Hospital-grade pharmaceuticals.
Living the dream.
320
00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:17,590
Well, enjoy, rest up
and I'll see you soon, OK?
321
00:17:17,592 --> 00:17:21,994
No worries. Love you.
322
00:17:21,996 --> 00:17:25,832
Hugh, I called that number
and did what you asked.
323
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,000
- Did you cry?
- I sobbed.
324
00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:30,603
It was really moving -
"I'm his wife.
325
00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:33,673
"We've got six kids
and little Hamish keeps asking,
326
00:17:33,675 --> 00:17:36,809
"'Why is Daddy lying down
and looking sad all the time?'"
327
00:17:36,811 --> 00:17:39,712
- And?
- Hearts of stone, those people.
328
00:17:39,714 --> 00:17:42,782
So I ditched the act and I just
plain begged from my heart
329
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:44,817
and then they got all official
330
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:47,220
and started using words
like 'harassment' and 'AVO'
331
00:17:47,222 --> 00:17:49,055
and then they hung up on me.
332
00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:52,392
Alright, well, you're fired too.
I'm heading back now anyway.
333
00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:54,727
No, you're not. Kodie can't fly.
334
00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:57,096
- We're stuck here the night.
- No, I got Joey in hospital.
335
00:17:57,098 --> 00:18:00,299
I have to get him into this
trial. I need to get back now.
336
00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:01,901
Will you fly the plane
or will I?
337
00:18:01,903 --> 00:18:05,605
We can always take it in turns
between crying and vomiting.
338
00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:08,674
- Funny.
- Thank you.
339
00:18:17,818 --> 00:18:19,552
- Trev.
- Hugh.
340
00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:21,921
I have a question for you.
341
00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:24,924
Who is the smartest pig
in the world?
342
00:18:24,926 --> 00:18:27,994
I don't know. Who is the
smartest pig in the world?
343
00:18:27,996 --> 00:18:30,463
Ein-swine.
344
00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:33,099
- Look at you with a joke!
- Yeah, I know.
345
00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:35,034
- Did it work?
- Actually, it wasn't bad.
346
00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:36,702
Hey, can you do me a favour?
347
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:38,671
Only because you thought
my joke was funny.
348
00:18:38,673 --> 00:18:41,007
Do you know a Dr Vincent,
immunologist?
349
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:44,377
- Adelaide General?
- Yeah. You guys friends?
350
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,045
You know I don't do friends,
351
00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:49,715
but we have a good
professional relationship.
352
00:18:49,717 --> 00:18:51,684
How can I help?
353
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:56,656
We're trending
on Twitter!
354
00:18:56,658 --> 00:19:00,293
"Things are looking
up in Whyhope. Worth a visit."
355
00:19:00,295 --> 00:19:02,094
Hashtag - 'funny art'.
356
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:05,698
Hashtag - 'my wine bottle penis
is bigger than yours'.
357
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,734
Sometimes you can trend
for all the wrong reasons.
358
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:11,204
Controversy could be
just as good for tourism.
359
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:15,308
Once the visitor numbers are up,
Rod is left high and dry.
360
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,477
But is that the message
we want to send?
361
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:21,414
"Come for sexy art,
stay for dinner."
362
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,416
That's a good slogan.
Tweet that.
363
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:25,485
We'd be encouraging them.
364
00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:27,820
Hayley, opportunity's
like an erection -
365
00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,755
use it or lose it.
366
00:19:43,237 --> 00:19:45,838
So you went to the bank.
367
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,508
I stupidly thought that
since I keep this place afloat
368
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,610
I should be allowed
to make some decisions.
369
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:53,848
You knew I said no,
but you went behind my back.
370
00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:57,617
- What's going on?
- Hops, mate.
371
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,752
A beautiful paddock
full of hops,
372
00:19:59,754 --> 00:20:02,255
giving value to our brew,
adding to our brand,
373
00:20:02,257 --> 00:20:04,156
creating an original
local story,
374
00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:06,859
only Rupert Murdoch here
won't let go of his empire
375
00:20:06,861 --> 00:20:09,929
and the bank won't loan me
anything without his signature.
376
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,664
This is still my land.
377
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:15,101
Pop gave Mum this land and even
then he had to sell off Bundoon
378
00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:18,671
to pay for the hole that
you put us in in the '90s.
379
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,577
Everything you touch
turns to shit.
380
00:20:24,579 --> 00:20:26,112
Don't you speak to me like...
381
00:20:26,114 --> 00:20:28,180
I'm done doing
what you tell me to do...
382
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:29,615
Stop it!
383
00:20:32,854 --> 00:20:34,453
Dad, no!
384
00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:38,658
Dad, Dad...
385
00:20:39,493 --> 00:20:41,193
Shit, Matt! Stop!
386
00:21:05,253 --> 00:21:07,665
- Does it hurt?
- Yes.
387
00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:12,091
Did you think I wouldn't hear?
What is wrong with you?
388
00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:15,394
At least I didn't put
a big dick in Memorial Park.
389
00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:17,063
Why wouldn't I?
390
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:20,242
I've had one living
in my kitchen for 40 years.
391
00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:25,571
If you didn't bottle everything
up until it got all angry,
392
00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:28,007
then you could've properly
sorted it out years ago.
393
00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:30,843
- Well, you can't talk to him.
- That's true.
394
00:21:30,845 --> 00:21:32,878
Now you've got your blood up,
395
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,549
do you reckon you could go
punch your mum out for me?
396
00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:50,229
You know you should
be resting that ankle.
397
00:21:50,231 --> 00:21:53,065
I'm still embarrassed,
398
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,067
dragging you all the way
out here for nothing.
399
00:21:55,069 --> 00:21:57,169
And now you've gotta
stay the night.
400
00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,239
It's not your fault that
our pilot has a weak stomach.
401
00:22:00,241 --> 00:22:02,208
That would definitely
be a consolation, though.
402
00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:05,277
I don't usually start
till I put Deb to bed,
403
00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:08,681
but this is a very special day.
404
00:22:08,683 --> 00:22:12,051
Cheers. Must be tough looking
after her all the way out here.
405
00:22:12,053 --> 00:22:14,453
All alone.
406
00:22:14,455 --> 00:22:17,189
So she doesn't always
remember who I am,
407
00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:19,392
but I always know who she is.
408
00:22:19,394 --> 00:22:21,961
You know, you just
might be my first ever
409
00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:23,763
good marriage role model.
410
00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:28,768
In truth,
I've been a right bastard.
411
00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:33,272
I never listen. I haven't
always been faithful.
412
00:22:33,274 --> 00:22:36,642
But she's always stuck by me
so I'm gonna stick by her.
413
00:22:36,644 --> 00:22:39,703
In the end, that's...
that's what love is.
414
00:22:42,783 --> 00:22:45,666
Come on. I'll show you
to your room.
415
00:22:48,155 --> 00:22:49,989
Thank you.
416
00:22:51,491 --> 00:22:55,728
It's only a double,
but it's very comfortable.
417
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,097
So where's Hugh going to sleep?
418
00:22:58,099 --> 00:23:02,034
Your pilot's in the other room
with... with a bucket.
419
00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:03,869
Look, thanks so much
for the hospitality.
420
00:23:03,871 --> 00:23:07,640
Penny's only joking. She knows
I don't snore too much.
421
00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:14,447
Quick, get a photo
of the dick, come on.
422
00:23:14,449 --> 00:23:16,582
Move up a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's cool.
423
00:23:16,584 --> 00:23:18,584
My God.
424
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,419
Why do they all do that?
425
00:23:20,421 --> 00:23:23,122
You're the one who's been
tweeting about it being sexy.
426
00:23:23,124 --> 00:23:24,857
It's a defence strategy.
427
00:23:26,426 --> 00:23:28,694
This is all my fault.
428
00:23:28,696 --> 00:23:30,329
Well, you didn't
choose the thing.
429
00:23:30,331 --> 00:23:32,164
I knew it was under there
430
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,934
but I didn't want it to be true
so I didn't deal with it.
431
00:23:34,936 --> 00:23:36,602
Now everyone's making fun
in the press.
432
00:23:36,604 --> 00:23:38,370
Not just local -
national press are calling.
433
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:39,839
And everyone's going to see it
434
00:23:39,841 --> 00:23:42,074
and Meryl's going
to get voted off the council.
435
00:23:42,076 --> 00:23:44,110
Really? Well, that sucks.
436
00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,445
Well, it hasn't happened yet,
obviously,
437
00:23:46,447 --> 00:23:49,815
and it won't,
not if I can help it.
438
00:23:58,558 --> 00:24:00,392
Big spoon or little spoon?
439
00:24:00,394 --> 00:24:03,329
Don't bring your dirty mind into
Martin and Deb's spare room.
440
00:24:03,331 --> 00:24:05,598
I was talking about snuggling.
441
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,367
- You know you weren't.
- Well, not now I'm not.
442
00:24:08,369 --> 00:24:11,704
Let's just get in.
443
00:24:12,939 --> 00:24:14,840
I usually like that side.
444
00:24:14,842 --> 00:24:18,210
So long as you don't sleep in
the nude, I really don't care.
445
00:24:18,212 --> 00:24:20,012
Again with the dirty talk.
446
00:24:20,014 --> 00:24:22,248
Nude. Nude.
447
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,817
Nude.
448
00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:52,978
So how long do you think they've
both been out here like this?
449
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:56,348
Um... a long time.
450
00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:59,318
He's got his work
cut out for him.
451
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,221
Well, he loves her.
452
00:25:04,325 --> 00:25:05,891
What?
453
00:25:07,194 --> 00:25:08,727
I know what commitment is.
454
00:25:08,729 --> 00:25:12,364
I mean, that -
that's a marriage.
455
00:25:12,366 --> 00:25:14,200
I thought you were
against marriage.
456
00:25:14,202 --> 00:25:16,268
Yeah, for me.
457
00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:18,337
And kids?
458
00:25:21,808 --> 00:25:24,410
A pause!
459
00:25:24,412 --> 00:25:27,012
Hugh Knight is human after all.
460
00:25:28,715 --> 00:25:32,484
I've actually got a kid.
Only just found out.
461
00:25:33,787 --> 00:25:35,487
OK.
462
00:25:35,489 --> 00:25:38,324
I wasn't expecting that.
463
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,529
He's... he's 16.
464
00:25:43,531 --> 00:25:46,649
His mum never told me
that she was pregnant.
465
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,834
- Have you met him?
- Yeah.
466
00:25:48,836 --> 00:25:50,903
He doesn't know who I am.
467
00:25:52,138 --> 00:25:53,772
I don't know how to tell him,
468
00:25:53,774 --> 00:25:57,009
but, I mean,
he's a good kid.
469
00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:00,479
He's... He's free.
470
00:26:02,315 --> 00:26:04,316
In a way that I never was.
471
00:26:06,386 --> 00:26:09,386
So I don't wanna spoil that
with my news.
472
00:26:11,057 --> 00:26:13,592
You're already being a parent,
473
00:26:13,594 --> 00:26:17,363
taking the pain yourself rather
than passing it on to your kid.
474
00:26:18,265 --> 00:26:19,899
Who would've thought?
475
00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:28,774
I think that's me.
476
00:26:31,077 --> 00:26:34,647
It's Aoife. I texted her
about Deb's records.
477
00:26:34,649 --> 00:26:36,348
Just, um, maybe if I...
478
00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:39,652
"I love you. You have 12 hours."
479
00:26:39,654 --> 00:26:42,221
Look what God made.
Ain't it... pretty?
480
00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:44,757
You're kidding me!
481
00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:48,193
- She's my best nurse!
- She's... very talented.
482
00:26:48,195 --> 00:26:50,963
Which is why I don't wanna
lose her in two weeks when
483
00:26:50,965 --> 00:26:53,732
she comes to me with a broken
heart and a transfer form!
484
00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:57,202
Why would she have a broken
heart? Why in two weeks?
485
00:26:57,204 --> 00:26:59,705
I think we both know
what's going on here.
486
00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:02,141
Really? Maybe we're in love.
487
00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:04,343
You're so, pfft, judgemental.
488
00:27:04,345 --> 00:27:05,844
You've said those words to her?
489
00:27:05,846 --> 00:27:07,880
"I love you, Aoife,"
you've said that?
490
00:27:07,882 --> 00:27:09,882
I have... You know what?
That's private.
491
00:27:09,884 --> 00:27:12,785
- So, no. Of course not.
- Look, it's confusing, OK?
492
00:27:12,787 --> 00:27:14,987
I only just found out
that I'm a dad.
493
00:27:14,989 --> 00:27:17,890
You're an appalling
human being.
494
00:27:18,892 --> 00:27:20,693
- You can sleep on the floor.
- No!
495
00:27:20,695 --> 00:27:22,528
You're not the boss of the bed,
496
00:27:24,431 --> 00:27:27,549
You know what? I need
to get some air anyway.
497
00:27:57,931 --> 00:28:00,755
You ARE an appalling
human being.
498
00:28:26,626 --> 00:28:30,095
- Did you talk to your friend?
- He's not my friend.
499
00:28:30,097 --> 00:28:31,663
Hang on.
500
00:28:34,801 --> 00:28:37,369
So, Trev, is he
in the trial or not?
501
00:28:37,371 --> 00:28:39,304
There's no way.
The list is full.
502
00:28:39,306 --> 00:28:40,806
They're starting next week.
503
00:28:40,808 --> 00:28:43,675
It's too late to even
get Joey approved.
504
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,647
Alright, go back,
offer him 50 grand.
505
00:28:48,649 --> 00:28:52,584
- L-like a bribe?
- It's for Joey.
506
00:28:52,586 --> 00:28:55,120
So not like a bribe,
exactly a bribe.
507
00:28:55,122 --> 00:28:58,323
Hugh, I'm not comfortable
with that.
508
00:28:58,325 --> 00:29:02,027
Well, call it a donation, no
strings. Whatever it takes, OK?
509
00:29:02,029 --> 00:29:04,897
I'll do it.
510
00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:06,532
Call me back.
511
00:29:19,946 --> 00:29:23,048
God. Ooh.
512
00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:24,616
Wow!
513
00:29:24,618 --> 00:29:28,320
It's just like
being back at Chequers.
514
00:29:28,322 --> 00:29:30,989
I saw Shirley Bassey there,
you know.
515
00:29:30,991 --> 00:29:33,225
That must have been amazing.
516
00:29:33,227 --> 00:29:38,297
I feel like dancing.
Come on, sugar, let's dance.
517
00:29:41,302 --> 00:29:43,102
You certainly do have the moves.
518
00:29:43,104 --> 00:29:44,670
Yeah.
519
00:29:47,273 --> 00:29:48,907
Spin me.
520
00:29:48,909 --> 00:29:51,810
Whoo!
521
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:57,483
You're making
my heart flutter.
522
00:29:57,485 --> 00:29:59,218
Deb?
523
00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:03,589
It's beating so... fast.
524
00:30:03,591 --> 00:30:05,290
Sit down, sit down.
525
00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:10,129
You on any medications, Deb?
Anything for your heart? Deb?
526
00:30:10,131 --> 00:30:12,297
Penny, wake up. Wake up!
527
00:30:12,299 --> 00:30:14,032
- What is it?
- Atrial fibrillation.
528
00:30:14,034 --> 00:30:17,505
Wake up Martin and see what kind
of medication Deb's on.
529
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,508
Stay with me, Deb.
530
00:30:26,646 --> 00:30:28,647
OK, Martin, we're gonna use
the defibrillator
531
00:30:28,649 --> 00:30:30,549
to reset the arrhythmia.
532
00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:33,819
Now, when I tell you,
you can't touch her, OK?
533
00:30:33,821 --> 00:30:37,422
Switching on.
534
00:30:43,663 --> 00:30:46,565
And stand clear.
535
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:59,378
OK, heartbeat's good.
536
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:01,847
- She'll be OK?
- She's just had an arrhythmia.
537
00:31:01,849 --> 00:31:05,085
I got her stable again.
She's gonna be just fine.
538
00:31:07,287 --> 00:31:09,955
It's lucky I fell
off the roof, love?
539
00:31:09,957 --> 00:31:12,324
Hey? Got the doctors here.
540
00:31:12,326 --> 00:31:15,360
A cup of tea would be nice.
541
00:31:15,362 --> 00:31:17,763
You'll be alright.
542
00:31:22,802 --> 00:31:24,636
- Thanks, Doctor.
- Thank you.
543
00:31:24,638 --> 00:31:27,050
- Doctor.
- Take care.
544
00:31:28,241 --> 00:31:29,708
What did they want?
545
00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:32,611
Irresponsible,
stupid, reckless,
546
00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:34,379
immature,
not to mention illegal.
547
00:31:34,381 --> 00:31:37,082
Look, she's admitted to taking
it herself and she's fine.
548
00:31:37,084 --> 00:31:38,550
She has Alzheimer's.
549
00:31:38,552 --> 00:31:40,118
When are you gonna grow up
550
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,287
and accept responsibility
for anything?
551
00:31:42,289 --> 00:31:45,357
Hard to say.
552
00:31:47,594 --> 00:31:49,394
I'll have to take that.
553
00:31:49,396 --> 00:31:51,430
Of course you do.
554
00:31:51,432 --> 00:31:54,374
And I'll be needing
your urine sample.
555
00:31:56,736 --> 00:31:57,603
Trev?
556
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:59,004
I came to this country
557
00:31:59,006 --> 00:32:00,839
to get away from
this kind of corruption.
558
00:32:00,841 --> 00:32:02,774
- Did it work?
- 50 grand donation.
559
00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:05,711
- And Joey's on the trial.
- You're a genius.
560
00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:09,748
I feel... dirty. Leave me alone.
561
00:32:30,903 --> 00:32:32,304
What?
562
00:32:32,306 --> 00:32:36,341
"We're in love."
You're ridiculous.
563
00:32:36,343 --> 00:32:38,443
Maybe we are.
564
00:32:38,445 --> 00:32:41,346
And maybe a pig's about
to fly past our window.
565
00:32:41,348 --> 00:32:43,448
Well...
566
00:32:53,826 --> 00:32:56,194
Welcome back.
567
00:32:56,196 --> 00:32:59,264
Dr Knight, we've got
a bit of a situation with Jazz,
568
00:32:59,266 --> 00:33:00,999
the penectomy.
569
00:33:01,001 --> 00:33:04,870
Your drug buddy.
Isn't that sweet?
570
00:33:04,872 --> 00:33:08,040
Aoife, I love you.
571
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:14,012
- What is wrong with you?
- I'm saying it back.
572
00:33:14,014 --> 00:33:15,747
Bugger me, timing!
573
00:33:15,749 --> 00:33:17,783
You'd better get over there.
574
00:33:18,951 --> 00:33:22,010
By the way, I love you
so much right now.
575
00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:31,085
You can speak to the doctor.
576
00:33:31,864 --> 00:33:34,266
Well, you're looking better.
577
00:33:34,268 --> 00:33:37,736
Amazing how a bit of fresh air
fixes... most things.
578
00:33:37,738 --> 00:33:40,839
- This is my fiancée, Erin.
- Hugh Knight.
579
00:33:40,841 --> 00:33:42,974
He won't tell me
what's going on.
580
00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:44,743
Right.
581
00:33:44,745 --> 00:33:48,313
What is going on?
It's not serious, is it?
582
00:33:48,315 --> 00:33:49,815
We have the most perfect
583
00:33:49,817 --> 00:33:52,017
wedding, honeymoon, life
planned.
584
00:33:52,019 --> 00:33:54,753
- He's freaking me out.
- Everything's... fine..
585
00:33:54,755 --> 00:33:57,155
Then why's he here?
586
00:33:57,157 --> 00:34:01,660
And everything is also relative.
587
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,601
You can think that
something is enough,
588
00:34:09,603 --> 00:34:11,803
a-and then you get a bit less
589
00:34:11,805 --> 00:34:14,873
and then you realise that
that is also good.
590
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:18,810
In fact, it could even be
a better... fit.
591
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:23,014
- Is he dying?
- No.
592
00:34:23,016 --> 00:34:25,684
- No! No, no, of course not.
- Thank God.
593
00:34:25,686 --> 00:34:29,020
I love him so much.
What is it?
594
00:34:29,022 --> 00:34:32,357
- Why is it such a mystery?
- Nothing has to change.
595
00:34:32,359 --> 00:34:34,659
What's wrong with him?
596
00:34:36,462 --> 00:34:39,064
Jazz has suffered
a self-inflicted penectomy.
597
00:34:39,066 --> 00:34:40,932
What's that?
598
00:34:40,934 --> 00:34:44,603
He was high on ice and cut
the end of his old fella off.
599
00:34:44,605 --> 00:34:46,271
Look, but it's fine.
600
00:34:46,273 --> 00:34:48,173
He has a fully
functioning urethra.
601
00:34:48,175 --> 00:34:50,342
It's a happy ending
when you think about it.
602
00:34:50,344 --> 00:34:52,043
His...?
603
00:34:52,045 --> 00:34:54,980
Yes.
604
00:34:54,982 --> 00:34:58,784
You were high on ice
and you cut off your cock?!
605
00:34:58,786 --> 00:35:01,353
- It was just the tip.
- That's...!
606
00:35:01,355 --> 00:35:02,687
I know.
607
00:35:04,424 --> 00:35:08,393
So it's rehab for him,
counselling for you both
608
00:35:08,395 --> 00:35:10,695
and no sex for a while.
609
00:35:10,697 --> 00:35:13,398
No danger of THAT!
610
00:35:18,971 --> 00:35:21,606
There probably wasn't a way
I could have told that news
611
00:35:21,608 --> 00:35:23,241
where she was gonna be happy.
612
00:35:23,243 --> 00:35:26,745
No, I guess not.
613
00:35:26,747 --> 00:35:29,548
You've got some fluid build-up
so we're gonna give you
614
00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:31,283
something called
a thoracentesis.
615
00:35:31,285 --> 00:35:33,652
That doesn't sound good.
616
00:35:33,654 --> 00:35:35,654
Nah, doesn't hurt.
617
00:35:35,656 --> 00:35:37,689
It'll just drain
the fluid off your lung
618
00:35:37,691 --> 00:35:39,524
so you can breathe a bit easier.
619
00:35:39,526 --> 00:35:41,259
Little sting here.
620
00:35:41,261 --> 00:35:43,094
It's just gonna come back.
621
00:35:43,096 --> 00:35:45,330
Not after this trial, it won't.
622
00:35:46,799 --> 00:35:49,034
How much is all this
gonna cost anyway?
623
00:35:49,036 --> 00:35:51,403
Don't you worry about that.
That's all sorted.
624
00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:53,538
At least, it will be.
625
00:36:02,515 --> 00:36:04,416
What are you doing, Hugh?
626
00:36:06,853 --> 00:36:10,722
- Helping out?
- Yeah, that's crap.
627
00:36:10,724 --> 00:36:12,324
I know you're looking
for Mum's money.
628
00:36:12,326 --> 00:36:14,738
- Hah.
- What's it for?
629
00:36:16,662 --> 00:36:18,063
Joey.
630
00:36:18,065 --> 00:36:19,631
Look...
631
00:36:21,033 --> 00:36:22,634
He's running out of time.
632
00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:24,536
I found this thing
that could help him...
633
00:36:24,538 --> 00:36:26,538
Well, I'm pretty sure
it can help him.
634
00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:29,341
99% certain.
Odds are good.
635
00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:33,411
Anyway, I had to convince
these people that I was right,
636
00:36:33,413 --> 00:36:36,815
and for that I need cash.
637
00:36:36,817 --> 00:36:39,759
Yeah, whatever.
It's not Mum's anyway.
638
00:36:40,686 --> 00:36:44,456
Other side of the fountain,
10 paces to the east.
639
00:36:46,225 --> 00:36:49,027
Fuck.
640
00:36:52,198 --> 00:36:54,533
You hear about Dad and Matt?
641
00:36:54,535 --> 00:36:57,802
Reckon Dad had it coming.
642
00:36:57,804 --> 00:36:59,804
He's just not very good
at talking.
643
00:36:59,806 --> 00:37:02,240
Jeez, you always
forgive him, don't you?
644
00:37:02,242 --> 00:37:04,109
Why do you two hate him so much?
645
00:37:04,111 --> 00:37:07,312
Well, that way he is with you,
we never saw any of that.
646
00:37:07,314 --> 00:37:08,880
I mean, I walked away years ago,
647
00:37:08,882 --> 00:37:11,049
but Matt's always
put up with it.
648
00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:13,385
Maybe he finally had enough.
649
00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:16,688
He's never even
raised his voice at me.
650
00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:19,524
No. You're the special one.
651
00:37:19,526 --> 00:37:21,593
What, because I'm adopted?
652
00:37:24,564 --> 00:37:26,131
How do you feel about that?
653
00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:30,035
Like, I don't know,
I've never felt different,
654
00:37:30,037 --> 00:37:34,005
except with you, maybe,
but everyone feels that.
655
00:37:34,007 --> 00:37:36,007
What does that mean?
656
00:37:36,009 --> 00:37:38,243
Nah, I don't wanna say.
657
00:37:38,245 --> 00:37:40,378
No, say.
658
00:37:42,615 --> 00:37:46,318
When you'd visit, before,
659
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,121
everyone would kinda act up, be
all smart or funny or whatever.
660
00:37:50,123 --> 00:37:53,058
And once you'd go, we could all
relax and be ourselves again.
661
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:55,660
I don't know, it was like
you were the special one
662
00:37:55,662 --> 00:37:58,486
and I was just
part of the family.
663
00:38:14,313 --> 00:38:16,615
Yes!
664
00:38:16,617 --> 00:38:19,317
- You owe me one.
- Any time.
665
00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:21,419
How about now?
666
00:38:33,933 --> 00:38:35,333
It's 3am.
667
00:38:35,335 --> 00:38:37,302
You should just be
getting home by now.
668
00:38:37,304 --> 00:38:40,138
- What sort of gay are you?
- Country gay.
669
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:41,940
We need your help.
670
00:38:45,478 --> 00:38:49,481
Hey, hey, do you know
what I've been thinking about?
671
00:38:49,483 --> 00:38:52,283
- Hocking Street.
- Hocking Street.
672
00:38:52,285 --> 00:38:54,686
Every single letterbox
all at once.
673
00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:56,421
- Pwhoo!
- Bwwwm!
674
00:38:56,423 --> 00:38:59,924
Will you two old ladies stop
gasbagging and get on with it?
675
00:39:01,261 --> 00:39:03,628
He sounds just like you
when we were 16.
676
00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:06,564
- No! You think?
- Yeah.
677
00:39:06,566 --> 00:39:08,933
Come on, let's go.
678
00:39:12,171 --> 00:39:13,738
Watch out.
679
00:39:16,142 --> 00:39:20,345
- What are you guys doing?
- Hayles! It's for Mum.
680
00:39:20,347 --> 00:39:23,314
Hah, it's illegal
and dangerous.
681
00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:25,316
Look, would you rather
spin a story
682
00:39:25,318 --> 00:39:28,086
about an explosion or a huge...
683
00:39:28,088 --> 00:39:31,677
Don't say it! I never
want to hear that word again.
684
00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:41,132
Actually, I quite like it
from this angle.
685
00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:43,401
There's a classic balance
to the composition
686
00:39:43,403 --> 00:39:45,236
that's very pleasing.
687
00:39:45,238 --> 00:39:48,591
Enough with the chitchat.
Let's blow this mother.
688
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,113
Yeah!
689
00:39:56,549 --> 00:39:58,616
You know, we should
really just, um...
690
00:39:58,618 --> 00:40:00,185
- Yeah.
- Yep.
691
00:40:38,324 --> 00:40:40,391
- What's this?
- Give that to Trevor
692
00:40:40,393 --> 00:40:42,393
when you arrive.
It's for the trial.
693
00:40:42,395 --> 00:40:44,095
Are you sure you wanna
waste this on me?
694
00:40:44,097 --> 00:40:47,165
How do you know I won't take
the cash and run away to Mexico?
695
00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:50,344
Because I've seen you on tequila
and it's embarrassing.
696
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,239
If you were me,
would you be doing this?
697
00:40:55,341 --> 00:40:56,908
- Absolutely.
- Well, then,
698
00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:59,087
I really am making
the wrong decision.
699
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:14,759
Yeah?
700
00:41:38,785 --> 00:41:41,753
Um, just wait, stop. Stop.
701
00:41:43,656 --> 00:41:46,991
I-I've got something to say
and once I've said it
702
00:41:46,993 --> 00:41:50,228
you're gonna think I'm a prick,
so brace yourself.
703
00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:51,963
This doesn't sound good.
704
00:41:54,066 --> 00:41:56,234
I'm sorry that
I said I loved you.
705
00:41:57,804 --> 00:41:59,904
Not that you're not loveable -
706
00:41:59,906 --> 00:42:03,608
you're hilarious and beautiful
and sexy as.
707
00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:07,712
I just... didn't say it
for the right reasons.
708
00:42:07,714 --> 00:42:10,949
In fact, if you compiled a list
of circumstances under which
709
00:42:10,951 --> 00:42:14,018
it's the worst possible reason
to tell someone you loved them,
710
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:16,654
I ticked all the boxes
and then some.
711
00:42:16,656 --> 00:42:18,523
So you don't love me?
712
00:42:20,392 --> 00:42:23,328
- Everyone loves you.
- Hugh!
713
00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:26,898
Not the way you deserve
to be loved, no.
714
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,967
You're right.
715
00:42:28,969 --> 00:42:31,002
I think you're a prick.
716
00:42:35,174 --> 00:42:37,275
Yep.
717
00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:40,511
That's a very expensive mess.
718
00:42:40,513 --> 00:42:43,281
Luckily, the insurance covers
all the damages.
719
00:42:43,283 --> 00:42:44,949
We're covered?
720
00:42:44,951 --> 00:42:47,085
Theft, destruction
and vandalism
721
00:42:47,087 --> 00:42:49,821
up to and including
the value of the artwork.
722
00:42:49,823 --> 00:42:51,589
Who knows,
with all that publicity,
723
00:42:51,591 --> 00:42:54,709
the estimated value
could have even gone up.
724
00:43:03,903 --> 00:43:06,404
Which child did you
steal that from?
725
00:43:06,406 --> 00:43:08,773
No, it's mine.
726
00:43:10,509 --> 00:43:13,177
You've been taking
a big risk on my behalf.
727
00:43:13,179 --> 00:43:16,414
I need a doctor - it's not
for you, it's for the hospital.
728
00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:20,351
Still... I keep putting you
in that position.
729
00:43:21,353 --> 00:43:22,921
True.
730
00:43:22,923 --> 00:43:24,589
Thank you.
731
00:43:24,591 --> 00:43:29,127
No, um... thank you.
732
00:43:29,129 --> 00:43:32,129
Such a bastard!
My God.
733
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:40,071
Is that what I think it is?
734
00:43:40,073 --> 00:43:43,741
Maybe somebody died.
735
00:43:46,673 --> 00:43:52,666
.
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