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- Macdonald Hall.
- Over the last century,
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- Its students
- have gone on to become
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Judges, scientists,
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journalists,
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and one magician who
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we don't like to talk about.
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But just because they went on
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to change the world
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doesn't mean they didn't have
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any fun while they were here.
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What is this noise?
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That's Boots.
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All-around athlete,
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all-around great guy.
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- Not much of
- a Death Rooster fan.
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Seven-alarm clock sound.
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- That's me, Bruno.
- Slacker, rules hacker,
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and all-around
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not a morning person.
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Bruno, we slept in. Practice
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starts in 10 minutes.
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- The two of us
- don't always agree.
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Our schemes don't
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always work out.
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- We are so cut from the team
- if we're late again.
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- Relax. I figured out
- how to shave
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- Three minutes
- off our shortcut.
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Man, you are so accurate
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with a frozen kumquat!
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- But we're best friends
- for life. Roomies forever.
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Oh, we gotta go.
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There's no time for...
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Waffles?
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- And nothing will ever
- change that.
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- Looking good,
- Chris!
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- Lucky for us,
- I always have a plan.
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Nice.
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Finally, some alone time
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with my flags of the world.
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OK, what do I start with?
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You know, I've never
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envied the boys
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- over at the Hall
- before...
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Until aerial meditation day.
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Om...
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- Cathy and Diane go to
- the school across the street,
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the Scrimmage Academy
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for Education and Awakening,
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which has produced just as many
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judges, scientists,
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- and journalists
- as Macdonald Hall.
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Coming through!
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Gotta mow this! Kinda late.
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Talk soon, bye!
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- And that's Sturgeon,
- our headmaster.
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Always on the lookout
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for trouble,
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- which usually means
- me and Boots.
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Sturgeon's nickname
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is The Fish,
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but you don't wanna call him
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that to his face.
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Here you go,
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Willy,
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the updated you-know-what list.
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I have divided them
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into bad seeds and bad apples.
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Ms. Davis, what do you know
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about Malbonia?
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Is that a skin condition?
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Well, technically it's an
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unincorporated protectorate
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with a constitutional monarchy,
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but the real question is,
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why is their flag on our pole?
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What?
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Oh, good Lord.
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One hundred.
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Roll call!
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Hey, look out for
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that garbage can! Look out!
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Okay, O'Neal...
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And that's what I call
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sleeping in in style.
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- It was so relaxing.
- Why don't
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We do it every morning?
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Never seen you before. Okay.
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- I've been thinking about that.
- I kinda have a plan.
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Of course you do.
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If we put in job résumés now,
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dude, we'll have jobs at the
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Hall by the time we graduate
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and then we'll never
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have to leave.
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- I'm just kinda still figuring
- out if we keep our room.
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Okay, helmets on!
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Let's get... lacrossing.
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Yeah, practicing will help us
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beat those York turkeys.
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- Wouldn't it just be more fun
- to pull a bunch of
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- Hilarious
- pranks on them, though?
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Come on, we're
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better than that.
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Is that brains?
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Please tell me
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that's not your brain!
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It's pudding! And it's
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on your heads! Ha-ha-ha!
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The best part is when you put
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the pudding in the helmets.
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- Ah yes, Macdonald Hall's
- bitter rivals, York Academy.
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This isn't a story about that
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rivalry, but it starts there,
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thanks to a really
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dumb prank called...
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The old "putting pudding
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in a helmet" gag. Classic!
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Let's get out of here.
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Later, suckers!
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Look on the bright side...
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Free pudding!
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Ha-ha-ha! Mmm!
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Good morning, Headmaster
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Hartley speaking,
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working hard for my students
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every day and every way.
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Cut the bull, Hartley,
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you know it's me.
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Headmaster Sturgeon?
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Well, somebody certainly
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got vinegar on their chips
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this morning.
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Actually, Hartley, I was
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getting tired of waiting
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for your call.
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Call? What call exactly?
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The one where
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your boys apologize
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for pulling that infantile prank
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on my junior lacrosse team.
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Prank? What
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do you mean, prank?
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- We don't have any pranks
- scheduled here.
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Well, I'll just check my agenda,
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shall we? Prank...
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no... no prank...
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no prank...
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no...
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No, absolutely no prank
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scheduled whatsoever.
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Come off it, Hartley,
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are you telling me
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you don't know anything
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about these pudding helmets?
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Oh my!
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- That's not where
- pudding belongs.
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- That sounds
- downright messy.
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I hope it didn't
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set your boys off.
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Because pudding needs
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to set, you see.
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Yeah, I got it, Hartley,
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it just wasn't funny.
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Oh! Well, you know
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what else isn't funny?
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I'm getting tired
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of waiting around
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for you to call me all day!
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Call you? What on earth for?
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To reassure me
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that your students won't stoop
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to some lame-o retaliation
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against my boys.
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You know, let me remind you,
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Headmaster Hartley,
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that while my boys aren't
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perfect, not by a long shot,
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they are certainly
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well above petty things
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like getting revenge. Goodbye.
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We need revenge.
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All of it.
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All in favor?
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It's unanimous:
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revenge will be sought.
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- Okay, just promise me
- whatever we do,
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- It's better than
- shoving pudding into a helmet.
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Exactly, right? Like,
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where's the poetry in that?
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Where's the craft?
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Alright, so what do we do?
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I believe this calls
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for a revenge pitch speed round.
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Good pitches get a thumbs up,
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bad pitches get the gong.
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You heard the man.
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So what have we got?
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We'll play the sound
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of an ice cream truck,
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and when they come running out,
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there's no ice cream.
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Okay, I'm not saying
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it's a guillotine, but...
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okay, it's pretty much
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a guillotine.
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We infect York's water supply
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with a special strain
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of rhinovirus,
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spliced with just enough
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earthworm DNA
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to significantly alter their
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morphology and create...
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Elmer.
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Is this another plan to turn
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the York boys into worm people?
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Would that be a problem?
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I like
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the sentiment, but...
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I'm not sure
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we can afford a crane.
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My uncle raises these
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thoroughbred guinea pigs, right?
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I say we borrow, like,
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a hundred of them...
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Nope! Not even
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going there.
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Severe guinea pig phobia.
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But they're so cute!
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- And they have
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Can we please talk
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about something else?
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And so, I say that we hire
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a witch to put a curse
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on the York team.
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Hm! that's interesting.
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Yeah, except for the little
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detail that curses aren't real.
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What if we put a curse
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on the York Academy team,
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- but then just don't tell them
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Wait, athletes are
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superstitious...
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You mess with their pre-game
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traditions and it can throw
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- their whole game.
- Exactly, right? If, you know,
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Someone steals their mascot,
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something like that.
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Princess Penelope!
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Good shot, boys!
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And it's all because of you,
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the prettiest princess
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in all the land.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're gonna steal a princess.
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It's about to go down.
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Alright, York clothes on.
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It's go time. Over.
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You know, we are right here.
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You could just tell us.
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But this way's more fun. Over.
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Good point. Over.
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Let's do this!
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Welcome, parents,
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students, pain help,
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and our many corporate donors.
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Find tomorrow's leaders today!
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Welcome, one and all,
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to another York Boys
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Academy pep rally
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where we celebrate victory
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before it has actually happened.
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Why?
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Because, come on!
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We are the York Boys Academy!
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- Dude, I tackled him
- so hard,
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It's a miracle
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he can still walk.
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That's 'cause you're
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the greatest, Chip.
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Hey, did you hear that?
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Let's check it out.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Check it out,
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it's Hartley!
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Look at those teeth.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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That's my dad, man.
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His nose is way bigger!
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Make it bigger, make it bigger.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, add some spinach
292
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to his teeth. Yeah.
293
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,059
Oh yeah, he's like
294
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a hundred years old, man.
295
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Can't forget the wrinkles.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, man.
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That is just wrong, man.
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Copy that. Princess
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is traveling.
301
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Yo, let's go.
302
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You really captured
303
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his lack of scruples.
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00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:44,768
Nice job,
305
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,396
little weird artist dude.
306
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,021
Oh man, that's just wrong.
307
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,219
Yes!
308
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They had no idea!
309
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Totally clueless.
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High fives for a perfectly
311
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planned caper.
312
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,497
Uh-uh. Gotta keep my hands
313
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at ten and two.
314
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,039
Driving's no joke, boys.
315
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,396
High five for Wilbur getting
316
00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:08,750
his license last month
317
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,357
and being such
318
00:11:10,358 --> 00:11:11,962
a conscientious driver.
319
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,008
- When's the last time
- you ate, Wilbur?
320
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Don't look at me.
321
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:23,183
It came from the cage.
322
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,770
That does not sound
323
00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,479
like a princess.
324
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,856
As many of you know,
325
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,025
our beloved Princess Penelope
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died earlier this month
327
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after 17 years
328
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of devoted service.
329
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,283
Why, that's almost a hundred
330
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,536
in cat years,
331
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and almost 200
332
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,997
in mascot years.
333
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,000
But, sometimes,
334
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,001
the passing of a loved one
335
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,711
gives one the opportunity
336
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,256
to rethink your branding
337
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,798
strategy, which is why
338
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,447
I am proud to introduce
339
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,093
to you all
340
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,908
York Boys Academy Cougars'
341
00:12:01,909 --> 00:12:03,721
new mascot,
342
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,350
Princess Murdertooth!
343
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,254
Oh, dude!
344
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,660
A bowl of pudding?
345
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,081
Curse you, Macdonald Hall!
346
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,549
Who has an actual,
347
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,966
real live cougar
348
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,468
as their mascot? Why?
349
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,430
- Because they are called
- the Cougars, right?
350
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,057
Fun fact: cougars
351
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:46,682
aren't considered big cats.
352
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,976
They fall into the same family
353
00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:49,268
as housecats.
354
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,104
- Fun fact:
- you can't talk about fun facts
355
00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:53,106
- When you're dead!
- That's a technicality.
356
00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:54,482
What do we do?
357
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,857
We calm down. We calm down.
358
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,318
It's perfectly secure
359
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,776
inside its cage.
360
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,368
OK, it's...
361
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,744
it's perfectly secure
362
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,579
inside the van.
363
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,004
You were saying?
364
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:17,379
What the...
365
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,715
That cougar's
366
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,048
a terrible driver!
367
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,655
He's definitely not keeping
368
00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:23,260
his hands at ten and two!
369
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,220
Let's go, we gotta get it!
370
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,766
Come on!
371
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:31,435
- The surprisingly
- low speed chase ended
372
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,146
with animal control officers
373
00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,854
tranquilizing the animal.
374
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,023
Charged with one count
375
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,190
of purchasing
376
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,068
a banned exotic animal
377
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,944
is Thomas J. Hartley,
378
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,238
headmaster of the now
379
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,530
formerly prestigious
380
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,200
York Boys Academy, who faces
381
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,868
disciplinary action.
382
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,163
Headmaster Hartley
383
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:51,456
lost his job today.
384
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,375
We're sorry.
385
00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,294
Because your shenanigans
386
00:13:56,297 --> 00:13:58,025
Brought to light his black
387
00:13:58,026 --> 00:13:59,755
market animal purchase.
388
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,174
Uh, you're welcome?
389
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,304
Boys, since you've both been
390
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,388
together here at the Hall,
391
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,079
you've found yourselves in no
392
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,767
small amount of trouble, hm?
393
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,520
Pancake launcher,
394
00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:15,270
illegal road tolls,
395
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,523
underground tunnel to the local
396
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:17,773
movie theater...
397
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,191
Attempted tunnel,
398
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,734
sir.
399
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,486
Oh, I stand corrected.
400
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,406
What Bruno means is that
401
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,323
we will graciously accept
402
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,742
whatever punishment
403
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,159
you think is fair.
404
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,120
No, actually, I think the time
405
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,079
for punishment is over.
406
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,895
I think for the sake of the Hall
407
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,709
and its legal bills...
408
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,586
We need to have a change.
409
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,381
We punish you?
410
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,342
- Do some kind
- of yard work?
411
00:14:44,345 --> 00:14:45,531
Keep in mind, I burn easy.
412
00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:46,719
I'm less concerned
413
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,929
- about punishing you for the past
- and more interested
414
00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:50,473
- In preparing
- you for the future.
415
00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:52,475
- What future?
- A future where you're no longer
416
00:14:52,478 --> 00:14:53,933
At the Hall.
417
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,603
- Or living together,
- for that matter.
418
00:14:55,606 --> 00:14:57,103
Actually, sir,
419
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,981
- I have a plan for that.
- I'm sure you do, O'Neal,
420
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,400
But a big part of growing up
421
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:01,817
is adapting to change,
422
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,361
and it's my job to ensure that
423
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,903
you're up for the challenge.
424
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,593
Which is why,
425
00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:08,281
effective immediately,
426
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,201
I'm separating the two of you.
427
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,599
That's...
428
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,995
No...
429
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,269
No, sir, that's...
430
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:16,540
Okay, um,
431
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,938
let's just talk this through...
432
00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,334
No need.
433
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,879
My decision's final.
434
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,464
- I know it's gonna take some
- adjusting,
435
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:24,965
- But I'm sure
- you'll be up to it.
436
00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:26,634
- What if we're not
- up for it?
437
00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:27,823
What happens then? Have you
438
00:15:27,824 --> 00:15:29,011
even thought about that?
439
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,223
I very, very strongly suggest
440
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,807
you find a way, O'Neal,
441
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,289
because if you don't,
442
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,769
you'll find yourself
443
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,521
not at the Hall much longer.
444
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,023
Yes, sir.
445
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,359
I know this is gonna be
446
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,693
difficult, but I truly believe
447
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,904
it'll do you both good
448
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,112
to see what you're capable of
449
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,739
separately.
450
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,304
So, as of right now, no more
451
00:15:50,305 --> 00:15:51,867
classes, no more clubs,
452
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,661
no more roommates.
453
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,247
No more
454
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,832
Bruno and Boots.
455
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,931
Ms. Davis dropped these off.
456
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,473
Our new roommate assignments.
457
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,225
- We should probably
- get it over with.
458
00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:17,977
- I wanna give you
- something first.
459
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,771
Dude!
460
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,106
My party shades! Ha!
461
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,401
Uh... oh! Here.
462
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,904
My lucky puck.
463
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:30,969
Isn't this the puck that
464
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,031
hit you in the stomach?
465
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,408
Yep, but it's lucky
466
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,556
because it didn't nail me
467
00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:35,703
anywhere lower.
468
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,668
What's wrong, man?
469
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,627
I've never seen you like this.
470
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,630
I'm not good with change.
471
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,383
My parents once painted my room
472
00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:50,133
without telling me...
473
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,135
I didn't sleep
474
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,136
for a month, Bruno.
475
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,201
Don't be scared.
476
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,264
Here, look. Come here.
477
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,266
You take the smoothie station.
478
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,998
Okay? I'll be fine.
479
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,728
That's just it! You'll be fine!
480
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,982
- You're Bruno Walton, you always
- land on your feet!
481
00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:05,150
You've got
482
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:06,316
a plan! What do I have?
483
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,027
- Yes, that's right.
- That's right, I do.
484
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:10,445
And so... here.
485
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,386
You take your half, I'll take
486
00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:14,324
mine. Hang on to that.
487
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,743
We're gonna be making cheddar
488
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,160
and bacon smoothies in no time.
489
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,705
Yeah, I actually hate those.
490
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,999
I promise you.
491
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,125
Alright.
492
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,024
How weird can our roommate
493
00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:27,922
assignments actually be, right?
494
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,595
Yeah, that weird.
495
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:43,854
- Don't you have
- your own hazmat suit?
496
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,188
Pardon?
497
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,712
Don't you have
498
00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:48,233
your own hazmat suit?
499
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,944
Uh, no? Should I?
500
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,906
- Opening a window
- should suffice.
501
00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:55,115
Welcome, roomie.
502
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,870
Lot of stuff and gear, Elmer.
503
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,705
And why is it so creepy?
504
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,749
My world is the world
505
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,790
of science,
506
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,918
the world of knowledge
507
00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:06,043
and discovery.
508
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,962
- Yeah, okay, but where
- did the last guy live?
509
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,401
For some reason, he elected
510
00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:10,839
to live in a box. On the roof!
511
00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:14,551
I can't imagine why.
512
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:16,595
My synthetic mucus!
513
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,265
Oh, sorry! I did not
514
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,932
mean to... wow.
515
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,518
That is a new smell.
516
00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:23,101
I can see we're going to have
517
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,521
- to establish some ground rules.
- Let me start with a list
518
00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:27,773
Of things you shouldn't touch.
519
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,046
Test tubes, beakers,
520
00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,316
petri dishes,
521
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,632
anything on the primary
522
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:32,945
or secondary science tables,
523
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,510
likewise my pheromones
524
00:18:34,511 --> 00:18:36,073
of the animal kingdom,
525
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,283
and you do not wanna touch
526
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,491
any of the slime molds
527
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,286
in the specimen fridge.
528
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,643
OK, but what about
529
00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:43,705
the blueberry yogurt?
530
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,708
What blueberry yogurt?
531
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,728
Hi. This is...
532
00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:10,189
- Mr. O'Neal, welcome.
- Mr. Wexford-Smith III
533
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,838
has been expecting you.
534
00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:13,486
He has?
535
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,708
Is this room bigger
536
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,107
on the inside?
537
00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:31,503
Considerably.
538
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,755
But well worth the expense.
539
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,134
Murray, if you please?
540
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,887
Good to have you on board.
541
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,035
So you're outsourcing
542
00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:43,181
handshakes now.
543
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,641
I was a skeptic,
544
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,644
until I ran the numbers.
545
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,645
Welcome to your new home.
546
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,856
Non-disclosure agreement.
547
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,942
You shouldn't have.
548
00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:53,025
Well, living here,
549
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,340
you may be privy to trade
550
00:19:54,341 --> 00:19:55,652
secrets, cap and trade policies,
551
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696
etc. etc.
552
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:57,737
Most of all...
553
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,699
I love the smell of contracts
554
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,868
in the morning.
555
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,620
I need to lie down.
556
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,622
Where do you sleep?
557
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,835
Sleep?
558
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,254
And miss a day's trade
559
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,671
or the Tokyo Stock Exchange?
560
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,507
No, no, no, no. That's
561
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,341
Murray's job now, old fence.
562
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,720
I'm sorry, but I need a bed
563
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,680
to sleep in, to study in,
564
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,683
- to sleep in while pretending
- to be studying...
565
00:20:25,686 --> 00:20:27,393
- This is not gonna work,
- I'm sorry.
566
00:20:27,396 --> 00:20:28,894
Relax, old sock.
567
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,125
We have you all settled.
568
00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,354
Right over here.
569
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,860
You'll be snug as a bug.
570
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,863
- I mean, of course I'll expect
- you to clean out
571
00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:40,344
By start of business hours
572
00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:41,823
each AM, but until then,
573
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,408
welcome home.
574
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,327
Ah! That's my 6:50.
575
00:21:16,548 --> 00:21:17,984
Hey!
576
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,278
So you deciphered my code.
577
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,468
A picture of the place
578
00:21:21,469 --> 00:21:22,655
we're secretly meeting at
579
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,678
doesn't really
580
00:21:23,679 --> 00:21:24,699
qualify as a code.
581
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,659
So, how's living with George?
582
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,808
Is it true that his room's
583
00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:28,954
actually some company?
584
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,081
Yeah, no, I sleep
585
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,206
next to the photocopier.
586
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,209
- And it's not so much sleep
- as I close my eyes
587
00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:34,293
For ten seconds before
588
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,376
somebody prints something.
589
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,130
- Well, um,
- I found
590
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,173
One of Elmer's carnivorous
591
00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:39,214
centipedes in my bed.
592
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,508
Don't ask why I know
593
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:41,800
it's carnivorous.
594
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,866
I'm glad at least one of us is
595
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,929
getting a kick out of all this.
596
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,889
Wait a minute.
597
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,308
I know that smirk.
598
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,725
You've got a plan.
599
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,207
Why else would I call you here?
600
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,686
OK, well, make it quick.
601
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,709
If The Fish catches us
602
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:55,730
together, we're through.
603
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,942
- Should I get the guys together - for a meeting?
- No, no.
604
00:21:57,945 --> 00:21:59,611
Actually, this plan kinda means
605
00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:01,278
doing the exact opposite.
606
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,988
Normally,
607
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,428
we ask our friends for a bit
608
00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:05,865
of help, right? This time,
609
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,117
our friends are gonna help us
610
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,367
without them even knowing.
611
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,870
We're about to become
612
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,370
the worst roommates
613
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,103
in the history
614
00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:14,833
of rooms... or mates.
615
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,671
I call it Operation Doommates.
616
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,007
Then Sturgeon threw some butter
617
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,424
and someone threw some icing in,
618
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,802
and then it just turned into
619
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,178
this huge epic food fight
620
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,826
right on stage.
621
00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:29,472
Such tales of waste, Bruno!
622
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,787
You could've fed
623
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,100
dozens instead!
624
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,811
Macdonald Hall
625
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,520
is a dream school.
626
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,730
Every day, it's zany antics.
627
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,025
What are you doing?
628
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,317
Oh, just talking to Francisco,
629
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,799
your Malbonian video pen pal.
630
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,278
Hey, Elmer!
631
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,405
Yeah, my Malbonian
632
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,530
video pen pal!
633
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,220
Hey, Franny, you should
634
00:22:47,221 --> 00:22:48,908
totally come to the Hall!
635
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:49,973
You know, maybe there's,
636
00:22:49,974 --> 00:22:51,036
like, an exchange or...
637
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,871
No! No, no, no, no, no!
638
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,227
Come to MacDonald Hall?
639
00:22:54,228 --> 00:22:55,581
Where students sell doorknobs
640
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,583
and don't go to jail?
641
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,002
Where are my test tubes?
642
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,419
Ah man, you know what?
643
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,421
The charity drive came by today.
644
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,507
They must have taken it.
645
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:04,590
Bruno, those were
646
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:05,759
highly concentrated
647
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,926
skunk pheromones
648
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,385
I was collecting for a year!
649
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:09,596
If one of those
650
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,805
test tubes breaks,
651
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,912
it'll be skunk mating
652
00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:13,016
season for months!
653
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,164
Elmer, I'm sorry,
654
00:23:14,165 --> 00:23:15,310
I had no idea.
655
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,647
What is that?
656
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,691
Oh, Mr. Captain Cuddles?
657
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:24,070
- I've had him for like ten years.
- Have you guys not met?
658
00:23:24,073 --> 00:23:26,029
Wherever he goes, I go.
659
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,780
Isn't that right, Mr. Cuddles?
660
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,262
Aren't you cute?
661
00:23:29,263 --> 00:23:30,743
Look at you, you're so cute!
662
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,913
Well, you can rest assured,
663
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,207
because when it comes to
664
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,498
collateralized debt obligations,
665
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:38,584
I happen to be
666
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,667
a bit of an expert.
667
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,337
Hello? Hello?
668
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,715
Hello? What are you doing?
669
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:49,261
This simply cannot be!
670
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,637
Oh, sorry, George.
671
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:52,994
I gotta be ready for
672
00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:54,349
the Junior Jazz Ensemble.
673
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,476
The show is only
674
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,601
three months away!
675
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,083
This just
676
00:23:58,084 --> 00:23:59,562
cost me a client!
677
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,606
I'll try and play as quietly
678
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,110
as I possibly can.
679
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:10,950
See? It's like
680
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,243
I'm not even here!
681
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,372
Ms. Davis? Ms. Davis!
682
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,646
[GEORGE AND ELMER
683
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,797
It was so loud I could
684
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,090
feel it in my chest!
685
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,594
- I can't believe
- this is working.
686
00:24:30,597 --> 00:24:31,700
Hey, I made a promise,
687
00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:32,804
didn't I?
688
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,848
Rinse and repeat until
689
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:34,889
we're roomies again.
690
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,642
Alright, alright, alright!
691
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,393
Take it easy, Einstein!
692
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:39,457
Don't get your fifties
693
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,519
in a knot. Here.
694
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,605
Fill out these roommate
695
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:42,688
request forms.
696
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,504
Now you need to
697
00:24:44,505 --> 00:24:46,319
build up an appetite.
698
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:59,414
♪ I stick to you like glue ♪
699
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,083
♪ You're my weekend
700
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,750
I like what you did ♪
701
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,171
'Sup, roomie?
702
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,339
Hey, this isn't
703
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,506
your food, is it?
704
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,635
This isn't gonna work out.
705
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:22,270
Um, you boys wouldn't be
706
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,794
intentionally bad fits for all
707
00:25:23,795 --> 00:25:25,315
your new roommates, would you?
708
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,068
Mr. Sturgeon, I can honestly
709
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,818
say we would be terrible fits
710
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,362
with anybody.
711
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,904
We're trying our best, sir.
712
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,823
Ah, don't worry.
713
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,451
There are over 300 new boys
714
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,077
for you to try harder with.
715
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,214
Operation Doommates just got
716
00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,048
a "snore-midable" improvement.
717
00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:57,847
You gotta be kidding me!
718
00:25:59,372 --> 00:26:00,892
- Aw, man! Come on,
- be quiet, let me sleep!
719
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,353
Incoming.
720
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,238
Here we go again.
721
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,092
Do angels live here?
722
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,646
No, I don't drink tea.
723
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,172
Actually, you know,
724
00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,944
I'll give it a try.
725
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,159
Ah! Thank you.
726
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,137
Man, I've been on fire!
727
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,845
Bro, most of these kids
728
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,390
- don't even last
- a single night with me!
729
00:27:21,393 --> 00:27:22,767
Carlos, done.
730
00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,142
Brian J., done.
731
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,436
That Gordon kid that never
732
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:26,727
stopped typing, done.
733
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,001
Wow! That's great,
734
00:27:28,002 --> 00:27:29,272
man, really.
735
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,150
- If you've been
- keeping up with me,
736
00:27:31,153 --> 00:27:32,422
We have got to be through most
737
00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:33,692
of the roommate options by now.
738
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,987
Gimme your names,
739
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,279
I'll cross them off.
740
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,698
I'm... kind of still
741
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,115
living with Chris.
742
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,868
What? Dude, it's been
743
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:42,619
over a week!
744
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,869
Doesn't he drive you crazy,
745
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,539
- always never talking,
- always so quiet?
746
00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:47,206
Well...
747
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,876
Mumsie, look! The Duke of
748
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,543
Bermondsey's driving a lorry,
749
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,129
and he's wearing a jumper!
750
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,712
Cheerio!
751
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,549
So he really is British.
752
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,426
Super British.
753
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,677
Dude, it's been over a week!
754
00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:01,951
Meanwhile, I've been
755
00:28:01,952 --> 00:28:03,222
burning through roommates
756
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,495
like sulfuric acid
757
00:28:04,496 --> 00:28:05,766
burns through iron.
758
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,998
I think I still have
759
00:28:06,999 --> 00:28:08,227
some residual Elmer on me.
760
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,793
I know, but Chris
761
00:28:09,794 --> 00:28:11,356
is a good guy.
762
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,358
I don't know, I kinda
763
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,359
like living with him.
764
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,902
What's wrong? Do you need a
765
00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:16,444
hand? 'Cause I can come by...
766
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,009
No, no. Tonight's
767
00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:19,572
- watercolor night.
- Excuse me?
768
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:20,741
I... it's
769
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,907
just a thing...
770
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:23,700
that we do. Obviously,
771
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,745
- I didn't have the greatest
- technique at first,
772
00:28:25,748 --> 00:28:26,767
But he really helped me
773
00:28:26,768 --> 00:28:27,788
work on my brush strokes
774
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:28,998
and my use of negative space,
775
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,042
and the whole thing
776
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,083
just came to...
777
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,960
What?
778
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,920
I like painting!
779
00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,089
Whatever. We just need
780
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,256
to stick to the plan.
781
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,176
- Don't you think that maybe
- we've been taking
782
00:28:39,179 --> 00:28:41,011
- Some of this
- Doommate stuff pretty far?
783
00:28:41,014 --> 00:28:42,720
You'll get over it, dude.
784
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,826
All we're doing is slightly
785
00:28:43,827 --> 00:28:44,930
annoying people
786
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,516
for a good cause. We're like
787
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,100
mosquitoes who recycle.
788
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,603
Well, maybe I don't
789
00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:51,104
wanna be Chris' mosquito.
790
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,066
Are you forgetting why
791
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,525
we're doing this, dude?
792
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,798
You know, "I can't
793
00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:58,069
handle change, Bruno!
794
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,238
Help me, Bruno! I'm
795
00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,405
nothing without you!"
796
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,012
Okay, I remember the first two,
797
00:29:02,013 --> 00:29:03,616
not so sure about the last one.
798
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,201
I know what you meant.
799
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:06,766
Anyways, don't you still
800
00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:08,329
wanna live together?
801
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,124
Of course!
802
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,916
I swear. Just...
803
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,356
maybe we should take a break
804
00:29:13,357 --> 00:29:14,793
for a couple days, you know,
805
00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:15,795
make sure we still have
806
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:16,796
some friends left.
807
00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:18,298
I suppose next you'll want me
808
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:19,798
to give back Elmer's pheromones.
809
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,800
Hey!
810
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,012
That's the spirit! C'mon!
811
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,266
Let's go.
812
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,816
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing here? I...
813
00:29:36,819 --> 00:29:38,443
Elmer's pheromones, please.
814
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:39,716
There's three words that
815
00:29:39,717 --> 00:29:40,986
should never go together.
816
00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:44,031
- Have you tried
- buying him dinner?
817
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,326
What happened
818
00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,618
to Operation Doommates?
819
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,494
Thank you.
820
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,684
But he's been practicing
821
00:29:49,685 --> 00:29:50,871
his brush stroke technique.
822
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,083
Not to be a drama llama,
823
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,419
but are you guys okay?
824
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,753
Never better.
825
00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:58,547
- I'll take that.
- No, you need
826
00:29:58,550 --> 00:29:59,736
To get back to Chris.
827
00:29:59,737 --> 00:30:00,923
I said I got it.
828
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,301
You don't trust me now?
829
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:03,676
Come on, dude, gimme the phero...
830
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,596
Ugh, that stuff reeks!
831
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,682
We are so sorry. We will
832
00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:08,765
- stay and clean up.
- Uh, no.
833
00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,891
We have no time.
834
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,269
We have to get you back
835
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,646
to that canvas. See you, gals!
836
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:16,836
Okay...
837
00:30:16,837 --> 00:30:18,190
Uh...
838
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,942
Are you serious?
839
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,737
- So they can use a little
- air freshener!
840
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:22,988
What's the worst that
841
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,238
could actually happen?
842
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,865
Uh... that?
843
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,373
And that.
844
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,022
We should go.
845
00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:37,461
Really should.
846
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,956
Boys, a couple of things
847
00:30:52,957 --> 00:30:54,811
have come to my attention.
848
00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,479
Oh...
849
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,462
Uh, I think what Boots
850
00:30:59,463 --> 00:31:02,443
meant to say was, uh, "Oh?"
851
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,967
Let's begin with how
852
00:31:03,968 --> 00:31:05,488
incompatible you both seem to be
853
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,928
with virtually
854
00:31:06,929 --> 00:31:08,366
every other boy in dorm 1.
855
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,639
Yeah, it's a real shame.
856
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,909
I feel like I could room
857
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,308
with anyone, but I don't know,
858
00:31:12,309 --> 00:31:13,705
I guess the other guys just...
859
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:14,853
don't feel the
860
00:31:14,854 --> 00:31:15,998
same way about me.
861
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,459
Yeah... ditto.
862
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,358
Hm. It's almost as if the only
863
00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:22,254
people you two can live with
864
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,256
are... the two of you.
865
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,552
Almost, sir.
866
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,640
Except for one little wrinkle.
867
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,206
The plan to separate you is
868
00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:37,102
working. Boots' marks are up 6%.
869
00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:39,522
Really? That's great!
870
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:41,525
But 6% is not that much.
871
00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,526
It's enough for me to think
872
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,986
- that separating you was
- a good idea.
873
00:31:44,989 --> 00:31:46,739
- I'm tempted
- to keep it that way for good.
874
00:31:46,742 --> 00:31:48,094
But that's not part
875
00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:49,448
of the plan. I mean, uh...
876
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,116
I mean... no...
877
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,535
Not like we have a plan.
878
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:53,952
Or I had a plan.
879
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,080
What plan?
880
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,729
Well, regardless,
881
00:31:57,730 --> 00:31:59,375
there's another little wrinkle
882
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,857
that's going to affect the way
883
00:32:00,858 --> 00:32:02,336
we all live for a while.
884
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,547
Something happened at
885
00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:04,756
Scrimmage's last night.
886
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:07,007
Oh... I mean,
887
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,718
oh?
888
00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:11,534
Yeah, massive skunk damage. Some
889
00:32:11,535 --> 00:32:14,348
kind of skunk mating frenzy.
890
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,476
- Carpets have to be ripped out,
- wood replaced...
891
00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:18,270
- The air quality alone means
- it's going to be
892
00:32:18,273 --> 00:32:19,979
- Uninhabitable
- for months.
893
00:32:19,982 --> 00:32:21,043
I guess you already
894
00:32:21,044 --> 00:32:22,106
know that we...
895
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,525
- Would have no choice
- but to invite
896
00:32:23,528 --> 00:32:24,547
Our neighbors here
897
00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:25,568
in their time of need.
898
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:26,862
P... pardon?
899
00:32:26,863 --> 00:32:28,154
Say what now?
900
00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,991
- Attention,
- Macdonald Hall students,
901
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:33,034
This is
902
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:34,076
Headmaster Sturgeon.
903
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,767
Macdonald Hall's mission is
904
00:32:35,768 --> 00:32:37,455
to ensure each of you grow up
905
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,665
to be functioning adults,
906
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,917
and also understand
907
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,167
that change,
908
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,566
however difficult,
909
00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:44,962
can also be a good thing,
910
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,444
especially when it means
911
00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:47,924
being a good citizen
912
00:32:47,925 --> 00:32:49,383
and a good neighbor.
913
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,427
There will be some new
914
00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:51,469
faces in this school,
915
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,805
and possibly for the rest
916
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:54,138
of the year,
917
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,808
because Macdonald Hall is now
918
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,475
the new temporary home
919
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,561
of Scrimmage Academy.
920
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:02,982
Please welcome our guests,
921
00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:04,315
while giving them
922
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,151
- what little space
- we can offer.
923
00:33:06,154 --> 00:33:08,153
- Although their classes
- and living quarters
924
00:33:08,156 --> 00:33:10,072
Will remain separate, we'll all
925
00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:11,989
be under the same roof.
926
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,388
Maybe we should take our
927
00:33:13,389 --> 00:33:14,784
chances with the skunks.
928
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,141
It smells like
929
00:33:16,142 --> 00:33:17,496
grandpas in here.
930
00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,270
Come on, Diane.
931
00:33:21,271 --> 00:33:23,334
So let's all rise
932
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,087
to the challenge of this
933
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,838
temporary change, shall we,
934
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,758
and embrace the opportunity
935
00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:30,675
to grow and to learn.
936
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:31,990
Thank you.
937
00:33:31,991 --> 00:33:33,302
Wow.
938
00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:34,388
So what does this mean?
939
00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:35,471
Uh, it means that space
940
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,786
is now very limited,
941
00:33:36,787 --> 00:33:38,098
so no more room changes.
942
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,372
Compatibility is a luxury
943
00:33:39,373 --> 00:33:40,643
we can no longer afford.
944
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,187
But our... our room!
945
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,729
Your room is now...
946
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,273
Ah!
947
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,922
Scrimmage's Therapeutic
948
00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:49,568
Bubble Wrap Room.
949
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:50,675
Apparently, popping
950
00:33:50,676 --> 00:33:51,779
bubbles is a keystone
951
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:52,906
of her curriculum.
952
00:33:52,907 --> 00:33:54,031
I'm sorry, boys,
953
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,951
- you won't be living together
- anytime soon,
954
00:33:55,954 --> 00:33:57,786
- Not until things
- are back to normal. Clear?
955
00:33:57,789 --> 00:33:59,225
Yes, sir. This
956
00:33:59,226 --> 00:34:00,663
certainly brings everything
957
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,207
into perspective.
958
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,749
Oh, does it now?
959
00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:06,168
Hello! Make way! Hello!
960
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:08,963
Coming through! Oh, watch out!
961
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,507
Oh, hello!
962
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:14,176
Eugenia... I mean Ms. Scrimmage,
963
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,887
what are you doing here?
964
00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:17,596
Hello, office mate.
965
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,515
May I just say
966
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,538
that your generosity
967
00:34:20,539 --> 00:34:21,559
is an inspiration,
968
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,978
and quite unexpected. Oh!
969
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,938
So much possibility in here.
970
00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,982
All of this... gone.
971
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,422
Uh, you're moving
972
00:34:29,423 --> 00:34:30,860
into my office?
973
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,363
Well, as headmistress, I need
974
00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:33,863
a nexus of concentration,
975
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:35,324
and if the boys and girls
976
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:36,782
can share the school,
977
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:37,784
surely you and I
978
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:38,785
can share one room.
979
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,099
How would you say that the
980
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,412
energy flows best in this room...
981
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,956
This way, or this way?
982
00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:45,751
Wouldn't you be much happier
983
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:47,543
in a... oh, I don't know,
984
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,670
a field or a lovely tree?
985
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,630
Ha! No, I would not.
986
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,174
I am not an orangutan.
987
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,510
It's not even
988
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:56,845
my spirit animal.
989
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,849
Well, we'll let you, uh,
990
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,349
rise to the challenge
991
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,310
and embrace opportunities.
992
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,731
I cannot work without my wind
993
00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:09,023
chimes.
994
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,067
These will change
995
00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:11,109
your life, William.
996
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,947
- So wait, you're
- telling us that you spent
997
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,366
the last month making our lives
998
00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:18,783
a waking nightmare
999
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,056
from which there was
1000
00:35:20,057 --> 00:35:21,326
no escape, just so you two
1001
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:23,245
could be roomies again?
1002
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,769
But now you want our help to
1003
00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:26,290
do the same thing to the girls?
1004
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,563
Maybe we owe you guys
1005
00:35:27,564 --> 00:35:28,834
an apology.
1006
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,378
- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe!
1007
00:35:30,381 --> 00:35:31,797
- And Boots
- is working on that
1008
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,632
- Right now, okay,
- but the bottom line is,
1009
00:35:33,635 --> 00:35:35,571
The longer the girls stay,
1010
00:35:35,572 --> 00:35:37,509
the more Macdonald Hall changes.
1011
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,928
They have got to go.
1012
00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,847
- And the girls
- Could not agree more.
1013
00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:42,808
Don't touch me.
1014
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,894
Wait, really?
1015
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:47,896
Well, I don't know
1016
00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:48,897
what you guys are serving
1017
00:35:48,898 --> 00:35:49,940
in the buffeteria,
1018
00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:50,982
but it isn't food.
1019
00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:52,776
- And I don't know
- what buffeteria means,
1020
00:35:52,779 --> 00:35:54,192
But it isn't a real word.
1021
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,194
- And one of your teachers
- scolded Diane
1022
00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:58,156
- for digging a hole
- in the schoolyard.
1023
00:35:58,159 --> 00:35:59,408
I was just trying to bury
1024
00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:00,658
my metaphorical inhibitions.
1025
00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,996
- Plus-and I mean this
- in the nicest way possible...
1026
00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,561
I've smelled fast food dumpsters
1027
00:36:06,562 --> 00:36:08,124
that stink less than you alls.
1028
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,647
That's true.
1029
00:36:09,648 --> 00:36:11,168
That one's fair, actually.
1030
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,544
The gong is ready to go.
1031
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,422
- Oh no, we don't need that
- anymore, Wilbur.
1032
00:36:14,425 --> 00:36:16,256
I actually already have a plan.
1033
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:19,344
Operation Fake Prank War.
1034
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,180
That's...
1035
00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:23,181
that's brilliant.
1036
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,182
If Sturgeon
1037
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,183
and Scrimmage think
1038
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,581
the boys and the girls can't get
1039
00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:27,977
along, they'll separate us.
1040
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,147
- Scrimmage will find us somewhere
- else to stay
1041
00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:31,773
- While the school
- gets de-skunked.
1042
00:36:31,776 --> 00:36:33,129
A motel, a trailer park,
1043
00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,483
a ditch... anything would be
1044
00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:36,069
an improvement. No offense.
1045
00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:37,653
Guys,
1046
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:40,322
do I have to remind you?
1047
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,762
Bruno's plans don't
1048
00:36:41,763 --> 00:36:43,200
always go as...
1049
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,452
planned.
1050
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,579
He's right.
1051
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,374
Sometimes they go better.
1052
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,793
Alright, let's go!
1053
00:36:51,794 --> 00:36:53,210
Yeah!
1054
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,088
- Okay, let's just remember
- the ground rules.
1055
00:36:55,091 --> 00:36:56,840
- That's right,
- where there are no rules,
1056
00:36:56,843 --> 00:36:58,466
- Only losers and winners.
- No!
1057
00:36:58,469 --> 00:36:59,593
That this is
1058
00:36:59,594 --> 00:37:00,718
a fake prank war
1059
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,388
for Sturgeon's benefit.
1060
00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,055
We don't want to hurt anyone.
1061
00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,578
Right?
1062
00:37:05,579 --> 00:37:07,099
Right.
1063
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,101
That too.
1064
00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:10,437
Ready...
1065
00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:11,770
Break!
1066
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,148
♪ She said I'm starting
1067
00:37:13,149 --> 00:37:14,523
A war today ♪
1068
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,609
♪ I said you're already
1069
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:16,692
On your way ♪
1070
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:17,818
♪ I know trouble ♪
1071
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,762
♪ Homerun, back where
1072
00:37:22,763 --> 00:37:24,408
You started from ♪
1073
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,535
♪ Shotgun, sing me
1074
00:37:25,536 --> 00:37:26,660
Another song ♪
1075
00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:29,623
♪ Moron
1076
00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:30,749
Keep your seatbelt on ♪
1077
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,398
Bye, Walton!
1078
00:37:34,399 --> 00:37:36,461
Watch your back, girls.
1079
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,027
♪ All wrapped up
1080
00:37:38,028 --> 00:37:39,590
And ready to go ♪
1081
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,051
♪ Eyes on the sun
1082
00:37:41,052 --> 00:37:42,509
And feet the snow ♪
1083
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,866
♪ There isn't a place
1084
00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:45,221
Where we can't go ♪
1085
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,744
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
1086
00:37:46,745 --> 00:37:48,265
Select my targets,
1087
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,060
am my newest invention,
1088
00:37:50,061 --> 00:37:51,853
the "Viscositizer", and...
1089
00:37:55,504 --> 00:37:57,233
Minimal malfunct... whoa!
1090
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,905
Well, the liquid works.
1091
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,366
♪ And I know what
1092
00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:05,824
The future holds ♪
1093
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,681
♪ Seen her on the center boards
1094
00:38:07,682 --> 00:38:09,536
Coming ♪
1095
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,290
♪ Whether you're ready or not ♪
1096
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,380
Really?
1097
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,011
♪ All wrapped up
1098
00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,470
And ready to go ♪
1099
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:27,681
♪ Eyes on the sun
1100
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:28,889
And feet the snow ♪
1101
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,204
♪ There isn't a place
1102
00:38:30,205 --> 00:38:31,516
Where we can't go ♪
1103
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,228
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
1104
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,647
Okay, new plan, new plan.
1105
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,191
Prank hard.
1106
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,401
That is a prank war.
1107
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:44,571
A game no one wins.
1108
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,387
Maybe it's all in good fun.
1109
00:38:46,388 --> 00:38:48,200
Oh, that's not fun, Eugenia.
1110
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,619
What on earth is that noise?
1111
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,037
It's my wet noise generator.
1112
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:53,102
It's just the thing to use
1113
00:38:53,103 --> 00:38:54,165
in times of stress.
1114
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,334
Just the thing to give me
1115
00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,500
a splitting headache.
1116
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,419
- Oh, that means
- I should turn it up.
1117
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:02,840
Ugh.
1118
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,092
♪ All wrapped up
1119
00:39:04,093 --> 00:39:05,342
And ready to go ♪
1120
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,595
♪ Eyes on the sun
1121
00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:07,845
And feet the snow ♪
1122
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,243
♪ There isn't a place
1123
00:39:09,244 --> 00:39:10,639
Where we can't go ♪
1124
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,975
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
1125
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,688
Walton!
1126
00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:17,939
Catch me!
1127
00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:22,527
No way this is gonna
1128
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,735
get out of hand, right?
1129
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,509
Well, define
1130
00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:27,282
"out of hand".
1131
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:31,056
♪ It always tries
1132
00:39:31,057 --> 00:39:32,703
To knock me dead ♪
1133
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,164
♪ All wrapped up
1134
00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:35,622
And ready to go ♪
1135
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,000
♪ Eyes on the sun
1136
00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:38,375
And feet the snow ♪
1137
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,774
♪ There isn't a place
1138
00:39:39,775 --> 00:39:41,170
Where we can't go ♪
1139
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,630
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
1140
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,008
♪ All wrapped up
1141
00:39:45,009 --> 00:39:46,383
And ready to go ♪
1142
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,885
♪ Eyes on the sun ♪
1143
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,158
Alright, second time's
1144
00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:50,428
the charm.
1145
00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:53,391
A few adjustments and...
1146
00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:58,313
Not again! Whoa!
1147
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,110
Bruno!
1148
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,321
Bruno!
1149
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:08,824
Come on, come on!
1150
00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:10,324
Wha...
1151
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,848
I've been thinking...
1152
00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:13,369
Maybe we should pull back
1153
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:14,538
on this prank war.
1154
00:40:14,539 --> 00:40:15,704
What? Why?
1155
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,332
- I just think it's
- getting out of hand.
1156
00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:18,958
- I don't know what you're
- talking about.
1157
00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:20,543
- This prank is going
- to be beautiful.
1158
00:40:20,546 --> 00:40:22,024
What prank?
1159
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:24,839
No, no, don't!
1160
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,173
No! No!
1161
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,551
What's wrong? You can dish it
1162
00:40:27,552 --> 00:40:28,926
out but you can't take it?
1163
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,137
Cathy!
1164
00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:31,345
Guys!
1165
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,183
- I knew this
- would escalate!
1166
00:40:35,186 --> 00:40:36,393
I'm doing this for you!
1167
00:40:36,394 --> 00:40:37,601
Guys, stop!
1168
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,062
You're gonna break it!
1169
00:40:39,063 --> 00:40:40,520
Walton, what are you doing?
1170
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,190
Guys! Guys, look!
1171
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:49,865
Who would leave
1172
00:40:49,866 --> 00:40:51,116
this lovely box here?
1173
00:40:54,183 --> 00:40:55,244
No, no, no!
1174
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,580
What?
1175
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,419
Nuts.
1176
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:06,004
Now, Mr. Sturgeon and I
1177
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,486
understand that this has been
1178
00:41:07,487 --> 00:41:08,966
a difficult time.
1179
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,717
Actually, "we" don't.
1180
00:41:12,263 --> 00:41:13,804
- I think what William
- is trying to say
1181
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,348
is that we feel
1182
00:41:15,349 --> 00:41:16,890
your confusion.
1183
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:19,143
Hmm... no, I'm not.
1184
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,104
I'm too busy feeling
1185
00:41:21,105 --> 00:41:23,063
very, very pink.
1186
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,253
Sir, I think I can
1187
00:41:24,254 --> 00:41:25,441
speak for all of us
1188
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:26,547
when I say pink is
1189
00:41:26,548 --> 00:41:27,651
definitely your color.
1190
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,612
- And I think I can speak
- for all of us when I say
1191
00:41:29,615 --> 00:41:31,135
This is entirely Bruno's fault.
1192
00:41:31,136 --> 00:41:32,656
My fault?
1193
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:33,700
Who was the one who put
1194
00:41:33,701 --> 00:41:34,741
all the moustaches
1195
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,743
and wigs all over Chris'
1196
00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:36,744
masterpieces?
1197
00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:37,933
Well, who's the one that
1198
00:41:37,934 --> 00:41:39,121
painted the entire staircase
1199
00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:40,228
that I walked into?
1200
00:41:40,229 --> 00:41:41,332
I've still got a headache.
1201
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,210
Oh, I have something for that.
1202
00:41:43,211 --> 00:41:45,085
Where is my wet noise generator?
1203
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:47,545
Oh, it's drying out.
1204
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:48,964
On the roof.
1205
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:50,571
The thing I don't understand
1206
00:41:50,572 --> 00:41:52,176
is... I thought
1207
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,220
you all liked each other.
1208
00:41:53,221 --> 00:41:54,261
We do.
1209
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,930
I mean, we're friends.
1210
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,475
Arguable.
1211
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,601
Mr. Sturgeon,
1212
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,312
Ms. Scrimmage,
1213
00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:05,002
we only did all this to show you
1214
00:42:05,003 --> 00:42:06,690
that we couldn't get along
1215
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,068
so you would split us
1216
00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:09,443
back up and...
1217
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,445
everything would go
1218
00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:11,446
back to normal.
1219
00:42:12,657 --> 00:42:13,864
I guess it just...
1220
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,159
got out of hand.
1221
00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,454
That is the most...
1222
00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:20,829
Idiotic,
1223
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,207
harebrained, impossible...
1224
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,189
Poignant, understandable,
1225
00:42:25,190 --> 00:42:27,169
beautiful...
1226
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,087
Beautiful...
1227
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,132
- Wait, what?
- Well, William, we're the ones
1228
00:42:31,135 --> 00:42:32,884
Who forced them to do this,
1229
00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:34,634
so this is really our fault.
1230
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,824
Is this really happening?
1231
00:42:35,825 --> 00:42:37,012
Oh, and it gets better.
1232
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,035
Watch.
1233
00:42:38,036 --> 00:42:39,056
Wait a minute.
1234
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,579
I'm not the reason I got
1235
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,100
pink powder up my nose.
1236
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,062
Aren't you, William?
1237
00:42:44,063 --> 00:42:46,021
In your heart.
1238
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,274
I think it's time to let
1239
00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:48,524
bygones be bygones.
1240
00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:49,776
We have so much to learn
1241
00:42:49,777 --> 00:42:51,026
from each other...
1242
00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:52,862
which we could do at
1243
00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:54,696
a coed equinox gathering
1244
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,658
of movement and co-mingling!
1245
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,391
I believe what she's trying
1246
00:43:01,392 --> 00:43:02,662
to say is a dance, and no,
1247
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:04,999
- I don't think this is the right
- time for that, Eugenia.
1248
00:43:05,002 --> 00:43:06,438
Nonsense! It's a perfect way
1249
00:43:06,439 --> 00:43:07,876
to let off some steam
1250
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:09,567
through vigorous
1251
00:43:09,568 --> 00:43:11,255
rhythmic activity.
1252
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:12,632
Yeah, actually, I think that
1253
00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,007
would be a really good way
1254
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,030
for everyone to just...
1255
00:43:15,031 --> 00:43:16,051
get along again.
1256
00:43:17,117 --> 00:43:18,178
Really.
1257
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,764
Do you think that's
1258
00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:21,348
possible, hm? Walton?
1259
00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,725
Ms. Burton?
1260
00:43:24,791 --> 00:43:25,853
Absolutely.
1261
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:31,275
Come on! Rubber chicken,
1262
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:33,569
Cayenne pepper, bird's nest...
1263
00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:35,695
There is no way
1264
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,052
that evil girl's not
1265
00:43:37,053 --> 00:43:38,407
planning something.
1266
00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:39,972
We have to be ready.
1267
00:43:39,973 --> 00:43:41,535
Bruno, we literally just agreed
1268
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:42,975
to let bygones be bygones.
1269
00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:44,413
Which we'll do,
1270
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,354
but if they start bygoning
1271
00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:48,292
again, we'll be ready.
1272
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,128
Ah, there you are!
1273
00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:51,962
Old Faithful.
1274
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,923
- I've actually rigged it
- to a small battery
1275
00:43:53,926 --> 00:43:55,258
So it's way more buzzy. Hope
1276
00:43:55,259 --> 00:43:56,592
Diane doesn't have a pacemaker.
1277
00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:57,740
No!
1278
00:43:57,741 --> 00:43:58,885
Oh, come on!
1279
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,222
- Dude, it doesn't hurt that bad.
- I do it to myself.
1280
00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:03,224
- Why do I get to have
- all of the fun, you know?
1281
00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:04,371
Bruno, I mean
1282
00:44:04,372 --> 00:44:05,517
no more pranks.
1283
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:07,145
No more revenge.
1284
00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:08,770
It's over.
1285
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:11,815
Wait, what's over? Like, us?
1286
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,858
No, of course not!
1287
00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,465
Just... we can deal with
1288
00:44:15,466 --> 00:44:17,070
a little bit of change.
1289
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,156
It's only until
1290
00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:19,239
the end of the year.
1291
00:44:20,284 --> 00:44:21,325
Sorry, do you smell that?
1292
00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:26,079
Oh yeah, it's you.
1293
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,248
Stinking and sounding
1294
00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:28,415
like The Fish.
1295
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,563
Dude, I don't know what's
1296
00:44:29,564 --> 00:44:30,708
happening to you anymore.
1297
00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:32,378
- Maybe I just
- don't want everybody
1298
00:44:32,381 --> 00:44:33,962
To end up hating everybody.
1299
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,152
Maybe I actually liked
1300
00:44:35,153 --> 00:44:36,340
living with those other guys,
1301
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:37,405
doing different stuff.
1302
00:44:37,406 --> 00:44:38,467
Since when?
1303
00:44:38,468 --> 00:44:39,844
You were the one who was all,
1304
00:44:39,845 --> 00:44:41,219
"I don't know what to do, Bruno.
1305
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,930
- I don't want change.
- I don't want to room
1306
00:44:42,933 --> 00:44:44,473
With anybody else, Bruno!"
1307
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:45,704
Yeah, well, maybe I've
1308
00:44:45,705 --> 00:44:46,933
changed. You know what,
1309
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,624
maybe The Fish was right.
1310
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,313
Maybe we should be apart.
1311
00:44:55,569 --> 00:44:56,569
Oh wow!
1312
00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,405
Ah! Okay.
1313
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,971
Oh, come now, William,
1314
00:45:01,972 --> 00:45:03,534
it's going to be fun!
1315
00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:05,307
Music, movement, mutual respect.
1316
00:45:05,308 --> 00:45:07,078
Eugenia,
1317
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,727
in my not inconsiderable
1318
00:45:08,728 --> 00:45:10,374
experience, I have found
1319
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:11,960
that forced gatherings
1320
00:45:11,961 --> 00:45:13,544
meant to create amity
1321
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:15,005
usually do
1322
00:45:15,006 --> 00:45:16,463
the exact opposite.
1323
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,090
Oh, you. What could
1324
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:19,715
possibly go wrong?
1325
00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:20,864
What could go wrong?
1326
00:45:20,865 --> 00:45:22,010
Where shall I start?
1327
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,200
It's like you're standing
1328
00:45:23,201 --> 00:45:24,388
on the edge of a cliff
1329
00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:25,765
and you can't help but take
1330
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,140
the extra step.
1331
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,122
And you're like a fussy man
1332
00:45:29,123 --> 00:45:31,102
in a suit who doesn't believe
1333
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,563
that kids can
1334
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,022
have fun at a dance.
1335
00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,942
You don't quite understand how
1336
00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:37,859
analogies work, do you, Eugenia?
1337
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,735
Analogies are like kids.
1338
00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:41,218
Sometimes you just have
1339
00:45:41,219 --> 00:45:42,699
to trust them.
1340
00:45:47,809 --> 00:45:49,538
Oh...
1341
00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:53,125
♪ I want you by my side ♪
1342
00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,756
You were saying?
1343
00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:02,594
Ooh, dolphin!
1344
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:07,222
♪ I could barely hide ♪
1345
00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,537
♪ I will fall for you
1346
00:46:08,538 --> 00:46:09,849
That way ♪
1347
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,164
We could just go over there
1348
00:46:11,165 --> 00:46:12,477
and ask them to dance.
1349
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,272
Or... just hear me out here, we
1350
00:46:14,273 --> 00:46:16,064
could stay right here, and not.
1351
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,066
I like this plan.
1352
00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:18,067
It's workable
1353
00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:19,089
and it has a lower
1354
00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:20,110
humiliation factor.
1355
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,967
OK, guys, what is the worst
1356
00:46:21,968 --> 00:46:23,822
thing that is gonna happen?
1357
00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:30,912
Okay, that's pretty bad.
1358
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,186
You know if we don't even try,
1359
00:46:32,187 --> 00:46:33,457
Ms. Scrimmage will make us all
1360
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,376
- do a sharing circle
- about it tomorrow.
1361
00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:36,503
Okay, I'd rather do
1362
00:46:36,504 --> 00:46:37,628
a hot yoga sharing circle
1363
00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:38,651
in a parka
1364
00:46:38,652 --> 00:46:39,671
than let that guy
1365
00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:40,777
have even one chance
1366
00:46:40,778 --> 00:46:41,881
to laugh at us.
1367
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,676
Cathy, do you think
1368
00:46:43,677 --> 00:46:45,469
you're maybe getting
1369
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,887
a little... obsessed?
1370
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,848
- I don't know what
- you're talking about.
1371
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,860
Cathy?
1372
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,343
Alright, how much longer do we
1373
00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:06,822
have to force these children
1374
00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:08,242
- to endure this?
- Oh!
1375
00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:09,661
Hey, everybody!
1376
00:47:09,664 --> 00:47:12,412
Are you ready to dance?
1377
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:15,248
Get this outta here!
1378
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:16,918
That's right, it's me,
1379
00:47:16,919 --> 00:47:18,585
TV's Kip Kipperson,
1380
00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:20,296
here to answer
1381
00:47:20,297 --> 00:47:22,005
that age-old question...
1382
00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:25,216
Boogie or Breakdown?
1383
00:47:26,491 --> 00:47:27,761
No, no, no, no!
1384
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,825
I'm still picking cupcakes
1385
00:47:28,826 --> 00:47:29,887
out of my ears.
1386
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:30,994
I don't know who's
1387
00:47:30,995 --> 00:47:32,098
responsible for this,
1388
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,184
but it's just
1389
00:47:33,185 --> 00:47:34,268
what we need.
1390
00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:40,775
- I knew Walton would
- pull something.
1391
00:47:40,778 --> 00:47:42,569
This has Burton written
1392
00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:44,362
all over it. In pen.
1393
00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:47,532
Now, I'm gonna ask
1394
00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:48,533
two participants
1395
00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:49,784
to come up here
1396
00:47:49,785 --> 00:47:51,034
into our dance-agon
1397
00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:52,140
and show us their
1398
00:47:52,141 --> 00:47:53,244
most groovetastic moves
1399
00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,746
while the rest of us
1400
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,249
and the viewers online
1401
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,749
make the decision: Boogie
1402
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:01,294
or Breakdown?
1403
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:02,692
Yes! Yes! Yes!
1404
00:48:02,693 --> 00:48:04,088
No, no, no, no!
1405
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,466
Yes!
1406
00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:06,842
Awesome!
1407
00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:07,927
Now, what do you
1408
00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,010
crazy kids have to say
1409
00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,638
before you boogie
1410
00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:12,263
or breakdown?
1411
00:48:13,329 --> 00:48:14,391
Holy Mother!
1412
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:15,873
I have nothing to do with
1413
00:48:15,874 --> 00:48:17,352
this, but I just wanna say
1414
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:18,834
thank you to whoever it was.
1415
00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:20,313
Was it my girls?
1416
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:21,503
No!
1417
00:48:21,504 --> 00:48:22,691
Let's just say
1418
00:48:22,692 --> 00:48:24,860
it was a fun-nonymous tipster
1419
00:48:24,861 --> 00:48:26,112
who knew that this place
1420
00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,362
needed some funk in its trunk,
1421
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,156
some swing in its sting,
1422
00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,948
some black in its blue.
1423
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:31,992
Now you're just
1424
00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:33,034
talking nonsense.
1425
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:35,162
Hey, doesn't matter, we've got
1426
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:37,288
13 million YouTube followers!
1427
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,460
A Macdonald Hall headmaster
1428
00:48:40,461 --> 00:48:42,085
does not bust moves.
1429
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,484
Get fly, bowtie!
1430
00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:44,880
William, loosen up!
1431
00:48:46,571 --> 00:48:48,258
Go Sturgeon!
1432
00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:28,028
This is a trap!
1433
00:49:28,029 --> 00:49:29,257
I can smell it!
1434
00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,989
Hold on, girls!
1435
00:49:30,990 --> 00:49:32,719
We didn't plan this!
1436
00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:28,274
Ha-ha-ha!
1437
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,444
Such hijinks, such wild abandon!
1438
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,218
If only I could be
1439
00:50:33,219 --> 00:50:34,991
part of such fun.
1440
00:50:41,603 --> 00:50:42,874
Come on, Cathy!
1441
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,613
What are you doing here?
1442
00:50:53,614 --> 00:50:54,926
I'm about to end this nightmare!
1443
00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:57,262
Not before I do!
1444
00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:01,474
Drop it, drop it!
1445
00:51:10,006 --> 00:51:11,443
Drop it!
1446
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,920
Everybody, back!
1447
00:51:51,297 --> 00:51:53,068
Is everybody okay? Everybody?
1448
00:51:53,069 --> 00:51:55,194
Okay?
1449
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:08,207
Hello, Sturgeon.
1450
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,334
Hartley?
1451
00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,295
What are you doing here?
1452
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,318
Oh, I think
1453
00:52:13,319 --> 00:52:14,338
the real question is:
1454
00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:16,340
what are you doing here?
1455
00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:18,969
I'm headmaster of this school.
1456
00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,054
Oh, really? And for how long?
1457
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,723
I would think that after
1458
00:52:22,724 --> 00:52:24,390
a disastrous prank war,
1459
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:25,976
the last thing a responsible
1460
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:27,560
headmaster would do
1461
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:28,750
is hold a Boogie or Breakdown
1462
00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:29,938
competition
1463
00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:31,420
in front of 10 million
1464
00:52:31,421 --> 00:52:32,899
YouTube viewers!
1465
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,068
Thirteen million.
1466
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,987
Oh, God.
1467
00:52:36,988 --> 00:52:38,552
How would you even
1468
00:52:38,553 --> 00:52:40,115
know about...
1469
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,226
Hello? Kip Kipperson, from
1470
00:52:46,227 --> 00:52:47,789
Boogie or Breakdown Productions?
1471
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,791
Great. I have an event
1472
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:51,127
that I think you'd be
1473
00:52:51,128 --> 00:52:52,460
Kip-tastic for.
1474
00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:55,547
Diabolical laughter
1475
00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:56,714
in the halls.
1476
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:57,716
Three demerits.
1477
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,266
I dig the use of "Kip-tastic",
1478
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:08,602
but you used dance
1479
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:09,936
for evil, man,
1480
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,562
and that is not cool with Kip.
1481
00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:13,107
Eh.
1482
00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:20,655
I just don't understand
1483
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,053
how you thought this was
1484
00:53:22,054 --> 00:53:23,449
a good idea, Sturgeon.
1485
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:24,931
You know, it wasn't
1486
00:53:24,932 --> 00:53:26,410
exactly my idea,
1487
00:53:26,411 --> 00:53:28,121
Superintendent Snow.
1488
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,352
And that's the problem.
1489
00:53:29,353 --> 00:53:30,581
You've lost control.
1490
00:53:30,582 --> 00:53:32,251
Hosting the Scrimmage girls
1491
00:53:32,252 --> 00:53:33,918
is one thing, but a prank war?
1492
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:36,671
An internet dance fiasco?
1493
00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:37,882
And reports
1494
00:53:37,883 --> 00:53:39,090
you were seen doing...
1495
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,092
the stanky leg?
1496
00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:43,867
Hello, this is Eugenia
1497
00:53:43,868 --> 00:53:44,888
Scrimmage and I think
1498
00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:45,953
I can help.
1499
00:53:45,954 --> 00:53:47,015
Oh, please don't.
1500
00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:48,267
We have had some interesting
1501
00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:49,517
transition challenges,
1502
00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:50,936
it's nothing that a sharing
1503
00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:52,353
circle couldn't sort out.
1504
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,897
Ms. Scrimmage, the Governing
1505
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,439
Board of Governance and I
1506
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,504
couldn't agree more.
1507
00:53:56,505 --> 00:53:57,567
In fact, we are prepared
1508
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,902
to have our own sharing
1509
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,235
circle when we discuss
1510
00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:01,822
who will run the Hall before
1511
00:54:01,823 --> 00:54:03,407
someone gets seriously hurt.
1512
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,431
Surely you don't mean...
1513
00:54:06,432 --> 00:54:07,785
firing me?
1514
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,016
That is one option
1515
00:54:09,017 --> 00:54:10,245
on the table.
1516
00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,790
We do have a very qualified
1517
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:13,332
replacement
1518
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,231
who is willing and able to...
1519
00:54:15,232 --> 00:54:17,128
No. No, please, don't say...
1520
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,693
Hello, Sturgeon.
1521
00:54:18,694 --> 00:54:20,255
Hartley.
1522
00:54:20,256 --> 00:54:21,717
It's me, Rob Hartley.
1523
00:54:21,718 --> 00:54:23,176
Yeah, I just said that.
1524
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,324
Oh.
1525
00:54:24,325 --> 00:54:25,469
Mr. Hartley
1526
00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:27,368
has some very interesting ideas
1527
00:54:27,369 --> 00:54:29,264
about how better to serve
1528
00:54:29,265 --> 00:54:31,476
- the students of Macdonald Hall.
- Mm-hmm.
1529
00:54:31,479 --> 00:54:32,540
Oh, I'm sure he's very
1530
00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:33,603
interested in my job,
1531
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:34,812
since he just lost his own.
1532
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,357
Well, you see,
1533
00:54:36,358 --> 00:54:37,899
let me explain that.
1534
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,923
Like many great men before me,
1535
00:54:39,924 --> 00:54:41,945
I was duped... duped, I say...
1536
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,988
By cougar traffickers,
1537
00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:45,261
but all charges were
1538
00:54:45,262 --> 00:54:46,532
dropped, Sturgeon,
1539
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:47,806
when I agreed to testify
1540
00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:49,077
against everyone,
1541
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:50,996
- including people
- I've never met before.
1542
00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:52,769
So all's well that ends well.
1543
00:54:52,770 --> 00:54:54,540
We can discuss
1544
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,418
all of this, including just who
1545
00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:58,293
is best suited to run the Hall,
1546
00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:00,504
when the Board meets at the Hall
1547
00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:02,506
tomorrow. Hartley?
1548
00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:03,988
Mm-hmm. I wouldn't
1549
00:55:03,989 --> 00:55:05,468
miss it for the world.
1550
00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:09,390
Your evil is
1551
00:55:09,391 --> 00:55:10,681
showing, Hartley.
1552
00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:13,184
Oh. Thought I'd hung up.
1553
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,105
Still on, Hartley.
1554
00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:18,689
Oh.
1555
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:20,734
Tomorrow, Sturgeon.
1556
00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:23,758
We will support you,
1557
00:55:23,759 --> 00:55:24,904
William, don't worry.
1558
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,198
My girls, myself,
1559
00:55:26,199 --> 00:55:27,490
my entire school...
1560
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:29,492
We will all be behind you.
1561
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,869
Eugenia,
1562
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,246
I'm right over here.
1563
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,129
William,
1564
00:55:40,130 --> 00:55:41,754
are you alright?
1565
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,403
I told my boys
1566
00:55:43,404 --> 00:55:45,049
that change was good,
1567
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,551
- that it was a necessary
- part of life
1568
00:55:46,554 --> 00:55:48,344
- And they could
- deal with it and...
1569
00:55:48,347 --> 00:55:49,721
And you were right.
1570
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:51,097
No, I was wrong!
1571
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:53,766
I was very wrong.
1572
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,186
Now I have to fix it.
1573
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,856
Somehow.
1574
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,865
Where did you
1575
00:56:07,866 --> 00:56:09,657
learn those moves?
1576
00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,243
Don't you wanna see, Cathy?
1577
00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:14,162
Everyone's having a blast.
1578
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,998
Okay, where you see a blast,
1579
00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,832
I see another Bruno Walton plot.
1580
00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,022
Yeah, well,
1581
00:56:19,023 --> 00:56:20,210
we sure see something.
1582
00:56:20,211 --> 00:56:22,170
Girls, we need to talk.
1583
00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,838
I'll get the sharing stick.
1584
00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:24,840
I'd like to propose
1585
00:56:24,841 --> 00:56:25,841
another study session:
1586
00:56:25,842 --> 00:56:27,030
revenge and its practical
1587
00:56:27,031 --> 00:56:28,218
applications.
1588
00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:29,387
Diane, forget the stick.
1589
00:56:29,388 --> 00:56:30,553
And I'm not here to talk
1590
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,514
- about a study session.
- I'm here to say that,
1591
00:56:32,517 --> 00:56:33,703
For the first time
1592
00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:34,891
in my life as an educator
1593
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,477
and an awakening
1594
00:56:36,478 --> 00:56:38,061
specialist, that I am...
1595
00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:40,105
disappointed.
1596
00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,275
In who?
1597
00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:44,650
Yeah, tell us
1598
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,341
and they're done.
1599
00:56:46,342 --> 00:56:48,029
In you girls and your behavior.
1600
00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:50,447
But I...
1601
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:52,491
I don't understand.
1602
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,370
Is this what
1603
00:56:54,371 --> 00:56:56,246
they call... criticism?
1604
00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:57,873
Yes, it is, and I think
1605
00:56:57,874 --> 00:56:59,498
you all need some.
1606
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,063
Mr. Sturgeon opened up
1607
00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:02,626
his hall to us
1608
00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:04,045
in our time of need,
1609
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,462
and how have we repaid him?
1610
00:57:05,463 --> 00:57:07,631
Through prank wars
1611
00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:09,592
and dance disasters
1612
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,845
and horrible manners!
1613
00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:12,095
Manners?
1614
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,660
What is this supposed to be, a
1615
00:57:13,661 --> 00:57:15,223
young ladies' finishing school?
1616
00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:16,267
I thought you wanted
1617
00:57:16,268 --> 00:57:17,308
strong, independent women
1618
00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:18,977
that take...
1619
00:57:18,978 --> 00:57:20,644
I do Strong independent women
1620
00:57:20,645 --> 00:57:22,126
know how to treat their friends,
1621
00:57:22,127 --> 00:57:23,606
which is apparently something
1622
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:26,234
you don't know how to do.
1623
00:57:35,078 --> 00:57:37,318
- Oh, nice try, but I'm still
- not talking to you, dude.
1624
00:57:38,081 --> 00:57:39,622
- Yeah, well, I didn't ask
- for this meeting, you did.
1625
00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:40,979
Wrong again, Melvin.
1626
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,333
Yeah, that's right,
1627
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:44,628
- I'm so mad at you I'm not even
- using your cool nickname,
1628
00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:46,422
- Which I gave you.
- Wait.
1629
00:57:46,425 --> 00:57:47,736
If I didn't set this up
1630
00:57:47,737 --> 00:57:49,048
and you didn't set this up,
1631
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,321
then who set this up?
1632
00:57:50,322 --> 00:57:51,592
We did.
1633
00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:53,199
We need to talk,
1634
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,804
all of us.
1635
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,432
- I'd rather eat dirt
- than talk to her.
1636
00:57:56,435 --> 00:57:58,392
- Oh, I can arrange that.
- Stop!
1637
00:57:58,395 --> 00:57:59,915
Guys, Sturgeon might get fired
1638
00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:01,436
because we can't get along.
1639
00:58:01,437 --> 00:58:03,355
- Fired?
- What do you mean?
1640
00:58:03,358 --> 00:58:04,815
How do you know?
1641
00:58:07,443 --> 00:58:08,569
When Scrimmage came
1642
00:58:08,570 --> 00:58:09,693
and gave us a lecture...
1643
00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:11,217
Wait, wait.
1644
00:58:11,218 --> 00:58:12,738
Scrimmage lectured you?
1645
00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:15,116
Yeah, pretty freaky.
1646
00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:16,139
So we checked around,
1647
00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:17,160
talked to some
1648
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,329
of our resources... we can't
1649
00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:19,495
really tell you who,
1650
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,873
it's hush-hush, but...
1651
00:58:20,874 --> 00:58:22,248
We asked Mrs. Davis.
1652
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,605
The Board's meeting tomorrow
1653
00:58:23,606 --> 00:58:24,959
to decide if Sturgeon goes
1654
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,295
and Hartley
1655
00:58:26,296 --> 00:58:27,628
takes his place.
1656
00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:29,381
Whoa, The Fish can be a real
1657
00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:31,132
pain in the pants sometimes...
1658
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,593
Yeah, but no way the Hall
1659
00:58:32,594 --> 00:58:34,052
would deserve Hartley.
1660
00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:36,742
This is all our fault.
1661
00:58:36,743 --> 00:58:37,888
No,
1662
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:39,245
I'd say it's 30% us,
1663
00:58:39,246 --> 00:58:40,599
70% the Scrimmage girls.
1664
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,914
Oh my...
1665
00:58:41,915 --> 00:58:43,227
But who's counting, right?
1666
00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:44,730
Well, 100% of us
1667
00:58:44,731 --> 00:58:46,231
need to do something.
1668
00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,089
She's right. Thankfully,
1669
00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,360
I have a plan.
1670
00:58:50,361 --> 00:58:51,508
Bruno!
1671
00:58:51,509 --> 00:58:52,653
It's risky, you know,
1672
00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:54,052
and may involve military
1673
00:58:54,053 --> 00:58:55,448
vehicles and a lot of penguins...
1674
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:58,242
We do nothing.
1675
00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,766
Boots, if we don't
1676
00:58:59,767 --> 00:59:01,287
do anything,
1677
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,705
Sturgeon could get fired
1678
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,666
- and Hartley would be - running the Hall.
- No.
1679
00:59:04,669 --> 00:59:06,292
He's right.
1680
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:07,753
Everything we've been doing,
1681
00:59:07,754 --> 00:59:09,212
it all has to stop.
1682
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:10,401
But when Sturgeon
1683
00:59:10,402 --> 00:59:11,588
is having that meeting,
1684
00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:12,653
the Hall needs to be
1685
00:59:12,654 --> 00:59:13,716
the quietest,
1686
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,010
best school
1687
00:59:15,011 --> 00:59:16,302
in the country.
1688
00:59:18,285 --> 00:59:20,264
So no pranks and no revenge.
1689
00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:22,099
Okay.
1690
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,727
- Just to be clear,
- I'm still mad at you.
1691
00:59:23,730 --> 00:59:25,395
Yeah, me too.
1692
00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:26,898
We still have to tell the boys.
1693
00:59:26,899 --> 00:59:28,398
And I'll tell the girls.
1694
00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:29,608
For one day in
1695
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:30,816
the Hall's history,
1696
00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:32,943
no surprises.
1697
00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,449
You gotta be kidding me!
1698
00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:44,831
A hot air balloon?
1699
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,048
It is I, crown prince
1700
00:59:53,049 --> 00:59:54,882
of Malbonia, Francisco Diaz.
1701
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,802
I ran away to come here
1702
00:59:56,803 --> 00:59:58,719
to be a Macdonald Hall boy
1703
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,889
like you said I should, Bruno.
1704
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:05,394
So, where's all
1705
01:00:05,395 --> 01:00:06,769
the fun to be had?
1706
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,854
You were right.
1707
01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:10,899
It does taste like stardust.
1708
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:12,942
So funny!
1709
01:00:14,633 --> 01:00:16,320
What's the problem, Smith?
1710
01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:17,427
George isn't a big fan
1711
01:00:17,428 --> 01:00:18,531
of the homeless.
1712
01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:19,575
I mean, where
1713
01:00:19,576 --> 01:00:20,616
do they even live?
1714
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,640
But that's not what my look
1715
01:00:22,641 --> 01:00:24,661
of horror is about, O'Neal.
1716
01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:26,018
Am I the only one here who
1717
01:00:26,019 --> 01:00:27,374
follows international news?
1718
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:30,961
Of course I am.
1719
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,464
People of Malbonia,
1720
01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:35,716
something terrible
1721
01:00:35,717 --> 01:00:36,966
has happened.
1722
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,842
Late last night,
1723
01:00:38,843 --> 01:00:39,928
our beloved prince regent
1724
01:00:39,929 --> 01:00:41,011
Francisco
1725
01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:42,076
was taken
1726
01:00:42,077 --> 01:00:43,139
from Castle Malbonia
1727
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:46,016
by some unscrupulous monsters
1728
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,291
who left a note with
1729
01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:50,563
only one word: Canada.
1730
01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:52,253
Franny, did you
1731
01:00:52,254 --> 01:00:53,941
write that note?
1732
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:55,692
The Prime Minister
1733
01:00:55,693 --> 01:00:57,612
of this strange and exotic land
1734
01:00:57,613 --> 01:00:59,530
has agreed to help us.
1735
01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,991
Rest assured, my people,
1736
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:03,514
when we find out
1737
01:01:03,515 --> 01:01:05,035
where Francisco is,
1738
01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:06,350
there will be terrible
1739
01:01:06,351 --> 01:01:07,663
consequences.
1740
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,914
Awesome.
1741
01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,209
Remember Malbonia's
1742
01:01:10,210 --> 01:01:11,501
royal motto:
1743
01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:14,088
Never forget. Never forgive.
1744
01:01:14,089 --> 01:01:16,672
Never forget, never forgive.
1745
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,675
Okay.
1746
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,365
Wait, you ran away!
1747
01:01:21,366 --> 01:01:23,053
This isn't our fault!
1748
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,680
This is a fair point.
1749
01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:27,016
- We just need to take him
- to the Malbonia Embassy
1750
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,206
and explain what happened.
1751
01:01:28,207 --> 01:01:29,393
No!
1752
01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,395
I came here to have fun.
1753
01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:33,856
Malbonia is so boring.
1754
01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,505
I wanna be a Hall boy.
1755
01:01:35,506 --> 01:01:37,151
I can live right here.
1756
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:38,320
Uh, no, no, no, no, no,
1757
01:01:38,321 --> 01:01:39,487
absolutely not.
1758
01:01:39,488 --> 01:01:40,864
There's already a waiting list
1759
01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:42,239
to be one of my interns. He...
1760
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,596
Francisco, when you become king,
1761
01:01:43,597 --> 01:01:44,950
you're gonna be able
1762
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,369
to do whatever you want.
1763
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,786
But I already know
1764
01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:48,893
what I want! I wanna stay
1765
01:01:48,894 --> 01:01:49,997
here, be a Hall boy,
1766
01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:51,333
and make hijinks with Bruno
1767
01:01:51,334 --> 01:01:52,667
and Boots forever.
1768
01:01:52,668 --> 01:01:54,336
But Franny, we're not
1769
01:01:54,337 --> 01:01:56,003
gonna stay here forever,
1770
01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:57,506
'cause at some point,
1771
01:01:57,507 --> 01:01:59,007
everything's gonna change.
1772
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,971
Whether we like it or not.
1773
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,061
We have to fix this
1774
01:02:11,062 --> 01:02:12,978
before the Hall becomes
1775
01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,022
the middle of
1776
01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:15,064
an international incident
1777
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,773
and The Fish gets blamed!
1778
01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:18,172
But even if you do,
1779
01:02:18,173 --> 01:02:19,569
to save Sturgeon, you need
1780
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:21,030
to convince the Board and unless
1781
01:02:21,031 --> 01:02:22,488
one of you is a member, which...
1782
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:23,719
Well, I do have
1783
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,948
an aunt and uncle on it.
1784
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,117
So they can come and talk
1785
01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:27,284
to the Board tomorrow!
1786
01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:29,870
No, no, no, no, no,
1787
01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:30,956
there's no time!
1788
01:02:30,957 --> 01:02:32,039
They live in Singapore!
1789
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,437
They haven't been back to
1790
01:02:33,438 --> 01:02:34,833
the Hall in over 20 years.
1791
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:35,940
There may have been
1792
01:02:35,941 --> 01:02:37,044
some legal issues.
1793
01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:38,171
Of course there were.
1794
01:02:38,172 --> 01:02:39,296
You know how it is...
1795
01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:41,258
- You run one billion-dollar
- Ponzi scheme,
1796
01:02:41,261 --> 01:02:43,156
Suddenly you're the bad guy.
1797
01:02:43,157 --> 01:02:45,052
Cathy...
1798
01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:47,054
I know that look.
1799
01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:49,640
So do I. Bruno...
1800
01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:50,663
you have a crazy plan,
1801
01:02:50,664 --> 01:02:51,684
don't you?
1802
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:53,291
Feel like dressing up as a
1803
01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:54,895
certain aunt and uncle, Burton?
1804
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:56,502
Maybe, Walton. You feel like
1805
01:02:56,503 --> 01:02:58,107
making an impassioned case
1806
01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,735
to the Board, convincing them
1807
01:02:59,736 --> 01:03:01,360
that The Fish must stay?
1808
01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,675
That is the craziest thing
1809
01:03:02,676 --> 01:03:03,987
I have ever heard
1810
01:03:03,988 --> 01:03:05,240
and there is no way it is gonna
1811
01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:06,490
work the way you think it is.
1812
01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,805
Of course not.
1813
01:03:07,806 --> 01:03:09,118
But whatever does happen,
1814
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,454
Burton and I will
1815
01:03:10,455 --> 01:03:11,787
figure it out. Together.
1816
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,296
Come on, George.
1817
01:03:19,297 --> 01:03:20,797
Didn't wanna touch you.
1818
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:24,341
For the muffins!
1819
01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:26,677
I mean... for the Hall!
1820
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,139
You're absolutely right, Franny.
1821
01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:30,265
- Break!
- Yes!
1822
01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:37,711
Peaceful and quiet.
1823
01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:41,692
As long as that lasts.
1824
01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,445
William, I'm sure everything
1825
01:03:43,446 --> 01:03:45,195
is going to be fine.
1826
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:46,761
Really, Eugenia?
1827
01:03:46,762 --> 01:03:48,324
What exactly in the past month
1828
01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:50,139
has given you confidence
1829
01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:51,952
to say that? Hm?
1830
01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:54,871
Ms. Davis,
1831
01:03:54,872 --> 01:03:57,874
bring me... the speech.
1832
01:03:59,316 --> 01:04:00,753
Are you sure, Mr. Sturgeon?
1833
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,838
Absolutely.
1834
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:05,257
What is the speech?
1835
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,940
Ready?
1836
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,777
- Three,
- One,
1837
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:25,007
Two, one.
1838
01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:26,237
Two, three.
1839
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,599
What is that?
1840
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,329
This...
1841
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,873
is the speech that
1842
01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:38,415
Willy gave to the Board
1843
01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,876
when he first interviewed
1844
01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,335
for the job, and they said
1845
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:43,171
it was the best speech they'd
1846
01:04:43,172 --> 01:04:45,005
ever heard about Macdonald Hall
1847
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,174
that didn't rhyme.
1848
01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,802
And sometimes, on a clear night,
1849
01:04:48,803 --> 01:04:50,427
you can still hear the words
1850
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,763
echoing down the halls.
1851
01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,098
And by Mackenzie's beard,
1852
01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:57,100
these words shall echo again.
1853
01:04:57,101 --> 01:04:58,290
William, I'm sure
1854
01:04:58,291 --> 01:04:59,478
it's a very nice speech,
1855
01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:01,169
but haven't you changed a lot
1856
01:05:01,170 --> 01:05:02,857
since you first started? Grown?
1857
01:05:02,858 --> 01:05:04,276
Blossomed, even? Don't you think
1858
01:05:04,277 --> 01:05:05,693
you should talk about that?
1859
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:06,903
Don't touch it!
1860
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,111
Oh!
1861
01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:09,176
Eugenia, I think
1862
01:05:09,177 --> 01:05:10,239
I've done enough change.
1863
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,262
It's time to go
1864
01:05:11,263 --> 01:05:12,282
with what works.
1865
01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:13,785
Tradition.
1866
01:05:13,786 --> 01:05:15,285
History.
1867
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:19,289
"To my fellow educators.
1868
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,958
"A full education means
1869
01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:24,169
an ethical education."
1870
01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,171
And of course tradition,
1871
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,340
the very foundation on which
1872
01:05:27,341 --> 01:05:28,507
Macdonald Hall is built...
1873
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:29,530
Nice words, Sturgeon,
1874
01:05:29,531 --> 01:05:30,551
but you can save it
1875
01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,886
for when we get inside.
1876
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:32,929
Oh, don't be too hard
1877
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:33,970
on him, Ms. Snow.
1878
01:05:33,971 --> 01:05:35,160
I'm sure
1879
01:05:35,161 --> 01:05:36,348
Headmaster Sturgeon
1880
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,226
- will do everything
- he can to keep his job.
1881
01:05:38,229 --> 01:05:39,957
Not everything, Hartley.
1882
01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:41,687
Just the right thing.
1883
01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:43,440
We'll see about
1884
01:05:43,441 --> 01:05:45,191
that, won't we?
1885
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:49,654
Fish.
1886
01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:53,471
Yes, I went there.
1887
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,745
Snow?
1888
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,874
Please.
1889
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,168
I can't believe it!
1890
01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:04,460
I, Francisco Diaz,
1891
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,483
crown prince of Malbonia,
1892
01:06:05,484 --> 01:06:06,503
involved
1893
01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:07,526
in a legendary
1894
01:06:07,527 --> 01:06:08,547
Macdonald Hall caper.
1895
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,507
That's pretty exciting.
1896
01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:12,218
- If you guys don't stop
- distracting me,
1897
01:06:12,221 --> 01:06:14,220
It'll be pretty over soon.
1898
01:06:27,088 --> 01:06:28,108
So long as Diane's drone
1899
01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,236
- can get the keys, we should be
- able to drive the prince
1900
01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:31,446
Out of here before the board
1901
01:06:31,447 --> 01:06:32,655
meeting is even finished.
1902
01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:33,907
And since I'm driving,
1903
01:06:33,908 --> 01:06:35,157
you know what that means.
1904
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,390
We can test vehicular velocity
1905
01:06:37,391 --> 01:06:39,620
as it relates to wind drag?
1906
01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:41,789
No, man! Drive-thru!
1907
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,207
I envy you, Wilbur.
1908
01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,626
For your simple pleasures.
1909
01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:46,670
There is nothing simple
1910
01:06:46,671 --> 01:06:47,711
about this.
1911
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,840
- We have about an hour to hit up
- ten places between here
1912
01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:51,154
And the embassy. We'll need
1913
01:06:51,155 --> 01:06:52,466
some serious coordination.
1914
01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:53,802
Whereas I chose my life's
1915
01:06:53,803 --> 01:06:55,135
passion: science.
1916
01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,095
Yes, she has betrayed me.
1917
01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,097
Everybody else's
1918
01:06:58,098 --> 01:06:59,098
prank worked,
1919
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:02,559
but my Viscositizer... nothing!
1920
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,583
The irony, it stings...
1921
01:07:04,584 --> 01:07:06,605
like iron.
1922
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:09,232
Uh-huh.
1923
01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:11,485
So, about that drive-thru?
1924
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:13,529
Chris, we gotta move.
1925
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,698
Time to do your magic.
1926
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,201
I'm assuming this
1927
01:07:17,202 --> 01:07:18,701
is all unionized?
1928
01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:30,985
Why is he smiling
1929
01:07:30,986 --> 01:07:32,172
like that, Walton?
1930
01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:33,404
We're usually the ones
1931
01:07:33,405 --> 01:07:34,633
with the big crazy smiles.
1932
01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:35,926
Yeah, I know.
1933
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:37,679
- It's kind of weird
- to look at.
1934
01:07:37,682 --> 01:07:40,015
Chris, what are you thinking?
1935
01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:46,145
And of course, what would a
1936
01:07:46,146 --> 01:07:48,104
Macdonald Hall board meeting be
1937
01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:49,273
without my renowned
1938
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,440
tea biscuits?
1939
01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,568
Ms. Snow?
1940
01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:53,591
Why don't you take two?
1941
01:07:53,592 --> 01:07:54,611
Nobody's looking.
1942
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,490
Looks like Mr. Sturgeon forgot
1943
01:07:58,491 --> 01:07:59,805
about your extreme gluten
1944
01:07:59,806 --> 01:08:01,117
allergy, Ms. Snow.
1945
01:08:01,118 --> 01:08:02,286
Carrot stick?
1946
01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:03,454
Thank you.
1947
01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:13,380
Stress eating again, Sturgeon?
1948
01:08:14,592 --> 01:08:15,799
Alright, alright.
1949
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,260
Let's get this show on the road.
1950
01:08:17,261 --> 01:08:18,719
Wait!
1951
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,451
Don't start without us!
1952
01:08:20,452 --> 01:08:22,180
We are on the board, too.
1953
01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:23,454
Hello, everyone!
1954
01:08:23,455 --> 01:08:24,725
Charlie Wexford,
1955
01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:25,977
and this is my beautiful wife
1956
01:08:25,978 --> 01:08:27,227
Brunhilda.
1957
01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:28,730
- Sorry to be late.
- Hello.
1958
01:08:33,361 --> 01:08:34,944
- Yes, sorry
- to be late, yes.
1959
01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:36,634
I'm sure if I was allowed to go
1960
01:08:36,635 --> 01:08:38,321
to the Hall, Mr. Sturgeon
1961
01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:39,365
would've taught me
1962
01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:40,407
about arriving on time.
1963
01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:42,409
And freshly baked goods!
1964
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,327
This takes leadership, you know.
1965
01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:45,538
Well, speaking
1966
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:46,747
about leadership,
1967
01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:47,978
let's discuss it, shall we?
1968
01:08:47,979 --> 01:08:49,207
Ah!
1969
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,585
Fantastic idea!
1970
01:08:50,586 --> 01:08:51,962
Let's.
1971
01:09:07,374 --> 01:09:08,603
What is that horrible noise?
1972
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,148
The keys!
1973
01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:14,943
You did it!
1974
01:09:14,944 --> 01:09:16,026
Was there ever any doubt?
1975
01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:18,154
- Not in you.
- Alright, now let's get everyone
1976
01:09:18,157 --> 01:09:19,990
- Back to the parking lot,
- and Wilbur and Elmer
1977
01:09:19,993 --> 01:09:21,658
- Can drive this kid
- back to his embassy.
1978
01:09:21,661 --> 01:09:23,159
- But I've barely
- had any adventure!
1979
01:09:23,162 --> 01:09:24,368
It's not over yet, Franny.
1980
01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:29,916
- The Viscositizer had three
- main elements
1981
01:09:29,919 --> 01:09:31,584
- Meant to work
- in perfect harmony:
1982
01:09:31,587 --> 01:09:33,253
Mechanical, chemical, and
1983
01:09:33,254 --> 01:09:34,920
what I like to call awesome.
1984
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,881
It...
1985
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,114
Why does it feel like
1986
01:09:40,115 --> 01:09:41,426
I'm at the dentist?
1987
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:44,638
Get it? Laughing gas!
1988
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,932
Why can't I work?
1989
01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:55,755
They're fine.
1990
01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:57,359
Just sleeping.
1991
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,070
- What is this place?
- Some kind
1992
01:09:59,073 --> 01:10:00,154
Of infernal Canadian
1993
01:10:00,155 --> 01:10:01,237
kidnapping academy?
1994
01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:02,469
Once we have
1995
01:10:02,470 --> 01:10:03,699
what we came for,
1996
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,556
we will free all the children.
1997
01:10:05,557 --> 01:10:07,410
For Malbonia!
1998
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,441
And now, I think
1999
01:10:15,442 --> 01:10:17,129
the Board is ready
2000
01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:18,736
to hear statements
2001
01:10:18,737 --> 01:10:20,340
from headmaster Sturgeon,
2002
01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:22,259
- followed
- by Mr. Hartley,
2003
01:10:22,262 --> 01:10:24,095
- On what they
- think is best
2004
01:10:24,098 --> 01:10:26,930
For Macdonald Hall.
2005
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,850
Sturgeon!
2006
01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:36,815
Ladies and gentlemen...
2007
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:39,089
Honor and tradition...
2008
01:10:39,090 --> 01:10:41,362
are the, uh...
2009
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:43,907
Oh, no.
2010
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,825
Are the, uh...
2011
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,452
Excuse me
2012
01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,080
just one moment, please,
2013
01:10:51,081 --> 01:10:52,706
if you could. I, uh...
2014
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,917
Well, if Mr. Sturgeonpants
2015
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,836
- doesn't seem to be ready
- for this meeting
2016
01:10:56,839 --> 01:10:58,296
which he's known about since
2017
01:10:58,297 --> 01:10:59,755
yesterday, but who's counting?
2018
01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:01,925
Perhaps I could go first.
2019
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:05,053
Yes, please do.
2020
01:11:05,054 --> 01:11:06,179
Ah!
2021
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:18,148
We'll see about that, won't we?
2022
01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,943
Fish.
2023
01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:27,908
What does this Hall
2024
01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:29,598
deserve? Well,
2025
01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,286
unlike my friend here,
2026
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,997
I can think of a few words
2027
01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:34,706
right off the top of my head.
2028
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,251
Words like "tradition"
2029
01:11:36,252 --> 01:11:37,793
and "honor".
2030
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:39,045
I just finished saying
2031
01:11:39,046 --> 01:11:40,295
those exact words.
2032
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:43,548
Let the man speak, Sturgeon.
2033
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,260
Thank you, Ms. Snow.
2034
01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:51,432
What's going on?
2035
01:11:51,433 --> 01:11:52,682
My initial findings
2036
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:53,914
would suggest some sort
2037
01:11:53,915 --> 01:11:55,145
of sleeping gas.
2038
01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,942
Just before I passed out,
2039
01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,194
I think I remember
2040
01:12:03,195 --> 01:12:04,444
some soldiers.
2041
01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:05,801
They were all wearing these
2042
01:12:05,802 --> 01:12:07,156
funny black slippers.
2043
01:12:07,157 --> 01:12:08,888
Soldiers?
2044
01:12:08,889 --> 01:12:10,617
Black funny slippers... ninjas?
2045
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,308
Cool!
2046
01:12:12,309 --> 01:12:13,996
The Hall's in trouble. Not cool.
2047
01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,519
Stealing keys and smuggling in
2048
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,040
underage dignitaries
2049
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:19,584
is one thing, but... ninjas?
2050
01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:20,962
Sturgeon and Bruno and Cathy
2051
01:12:20,963 --> 01:12:22,337
are still in that meeting.
2052
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:23,569
Maybe we should,
2053
01:12:23,570 --> 01:12:24,798
like, warn them?
2054
01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:26,301
Yeah, but...
2055
01:12:26,302 --> 01:12:27,801
ninjas!
2056
01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:29,845
Do my ears deceive me?
2057
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:32,056
- You have the greatest school
- in all of the world,
2058
01:12:32,059 --> 01:12:33,203
And yet you are afraid
2059
01:12:33,204 --> 01:12:34,349
to defend it?
2060
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,622
Well, I am not.
2061
01:12:35,623 --> 01:12:36,894
For the Hall!
2062
01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:41,295
You know what?
2063
01:12:41,296 --> 01:12:42,524
He's right.
2064
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:43,735
Our school
2065
01:12:43,736 --> 01:12:44,943
is the greatest.
2066
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,404
So let's go save our school
2067
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:47,864
and our friends.
2068
01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:51,534
Sorry, who's that
2069
01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:52,826
crazy kid again?
2070
01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:53,870
It is he,
2071
01:12:53,871 --> 01:12:54,911
Francisco Diaz,
2072
01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:56,873
crown prince of Malbonia.
2073
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,709
- The one you're doing
- all this for?
2074
01:12:59,712 --> 01:13:01,064
Oh no, I'm just in it
2075
01:13:01,065 --> 01:13:02,418
for the drive-thru.
2076
01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:04,587
OK, let's go get him.
2077
01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:06,632
Let's go, buddy.
2078
01:13:08,343 --> 01:13:11,553
Yup, definitely sleeping gas.
2079
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:14,597
Which means we're in trouble...
2080
01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:17,934
and I know just what we need!
2081
01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:19,853
And that is what a school
2082
01:13:19,854 --> 01:13:21,126
like Macdonald Hall
2083
01:13:21,127 --> 01:13:22,397
needs in a headmaster,
2084
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,608
which you will get in me,
2085
01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:27,903
William Theodore Stur...
2086
01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:31,323
Uh, Robert Jeremiah Hartley.
2087
01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:32,596
Oh!
2088
01:13:32,597 --> 01:13:33,867
Thank you.
2089
01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:37,287
Excellent speech, Hartley.
2090
01:13:38,561 --> 01:13:39,831
Thank you.
2091
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:40,979
The Hall will be
2092
01:13:40,980 --> 01:13:42,125
in excellent hands
2093
01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:43,169
if run by the man
2094
01:13:43,170 --> 01:13:44,211
who wrote that.
2095
01:13:44,212 --> 01:13:46,129
Alright, William,
2096
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,340
if you have anything
2097
01:13:47,341 --> 01:13:48,549
else to add...
2098
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:51,615
Well...
2099
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,512
Um...
2100
01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,806
I suppose that anybody
2101
01:13:56,807 --> 01:14:00,894
that is fa... familiar, uh,
2102
01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:03,021
with the, um...
2103
01:14:04,754 --> 01:14:06,482
I'm not a big fan of, uh...
2104
01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:08,902
improvisation. In some ways,
2105
01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:11,196
I find that, um...
2106
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,699
Ladies and gentlemen,
2107
01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,199
I, Brunhilda Wexford,
2108
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,472
would like to... would like
2109
01:14:15,473 --> 01:14:16,743
to say a few words
2110
01:14:16,744 --> 01:14:18,017
on behalf of The Fi... uh,
2111
01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:19,288
Headmaster Sturgeon.
2112
01:14:19,289 --> 01:14:20,832
No! Maybe not
2113
01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:22,374
the right time for...
2114
01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:23,959
My dear,
2115
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,004
dear nephew, George,
2116
01:14:26,005 --> 01:14:28,046
well, to be honest,
2117
01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:29,486
is not my favorite person in
2118
01:14:29,487 --> 01:14:30,924
the world... bit of a snob really.
2119
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,385
Brunhilda, Brunhilda,
2120
01:14:32,386 --> 01:14:33,843
stay focused, dear.
2121
01:14:33,844 --> 01:14:35,971
Yes, right.
2122
01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:38,140
This isn't about George.
2123
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,955
It isn't even really
2124
01:14:39,956 --> 01:14:41,768
about Headmaster Sturgeon.
2125
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:45,439
This is about change. Right.
2126
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,317
Do you remember those things
2127
01:14:47,318 --> 01:14:49,192
we used to say to the kids?
2128
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,653
You know: "Change is a part
2129
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:52,906
"of growing up
2130
01:14:52,907 --> 01:14:54,156
and it's a part of life,
2131
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,617
and change helps us grow..."
2132
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,832
Ha! New heels.
2133
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,606
Let's be honest.
2134
01:15:05,607 --> 01:15:07,002
Change isn't good.
2135
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,755
Change means losing
2136
01:15:08,756 --> 01:15:10,505
what you're used to.
2137
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,028
We had to change our mascot.
2138
01:15:12,029 --> 01:15:13,549
No fun, believe me.
2139
01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:15,386
You know, I think perhaps this
2140
01:15:15,387 --> 01:15:17,220
is not the best time to talk...
2141
01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,660
But that doesn't mean
2142
01:15:18,661 --> 01:15:20,098
it isn't gonna happen anyways,
2143
01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:21,557
to all of us,
2144
01:15:21,558 --> 01:15:23,206
and there's nobody better
2145
01:15:23,207 --> 01:15:24,853
at helping with that
2146
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:26,939
than Mr. Sturgeon.
2147
01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:31,485
I know. I mean, uh,
2148
01:15:31,486 --> 01:15:33,050
George has told me
2149
01:15:33,051 --> 01:15:34,612
that Headmaster Sturgeon
2150
01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:36,261
understands that kids make
2151
01:15:36,262 --> 01:15:37,907
mistakes and they mess up,
2152
01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:41,619
right? Even temporarily...
2153
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,372
take down a school or two, huh?
2154
01:15:43,373 --> 01:15:45,123
Isn't that right?
2155
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:48,584
He cares about us.
2156
01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:52,755
Some change is good. Some isn't.
2157
01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:54,362
Macdonald Hall without
2158
01:15:54,363 --> 01:15:55,967
Headmaster Sturgeon...
2159
01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,637
Ha!
2160
01:15:57,638 --> 01:15:59,304
That isn't change.
2161
01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,891
That's just crazy.
2162
01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,353
Wait one minute.
2163
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:07,439
You said "Sturgeon
2164
01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:08,522
cares about us".
2165
01:16:08,523 --> 01:16:09,607
You're not a student
2166
01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:10,690
of this school...
2167
01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:12,130
or are you?
2168
01:16:12,131 --> 01:16:13,568
Pff!
2169
01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,258
Whoa, easy, easy there, Hartley.
2170
01:16:15,259 --> 01:16:16,946
No need to pick on a lady.
2171
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,658
Or is she a lady? Hm?
2172
01:16:18,659 --> 01:16:20,367
How dare you say
2173
01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:21,849
such a thing? I ought to take
2174
01:16:21,850 --> 01:16:23,328
you outside right now...
2175
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:24,413
Get out now!
2176
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,832
I'm defending you, dear.
2177
01:16:31,713 --> 01:16:32,754
Oh, please!
2178
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,361
This is obviously a ruse to end
2179
01:16:34,362 --> 01:16:35,965
this meeting and save Sturgeon!
2180
01:16:37,094 --> 01:16:38,218
Show's what you know.
2181
01:16:38,219 --> 01:16:39,762
He didn't know about any
2182
01:16:39,763 --> 01:16:41,304
of this. He has no control
2183
01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:42,577
over any of us.
2184
01:16:42,578 --> 01:16:43,848
Not helping, Bruno,
2185
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,393
- but you can
- explain later. Uh...
2186
01:16:45,396 --> 01:16:46,561
If everybody could just
2187
01:16:46,562 --> 01:16:47,727
please follow me, quickly.
2188
01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:49,063
Quickly, quickly.
2189
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,400
Again, nice trick, Sturgeon,
2190
01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:54,548
but I'm not
2191
01:16:54,549 --> 01:16:55,693
falling for it.
2192
01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:03,911
Where's Jane Snow?
2193
01:17:03,912 --> 01:17:05,620
How can she just disappear?
2194
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,457
- Alright, come on,
- keep moving.
2195
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:16,882
- There's two more
- board members gone.
2196
01:17:16,885 --> 01:17:18,196
Not to worry,
2197
01:17:18,197 --> 01:17:19,509
I'm still here.
2198
01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:24,473
Hartley!
2199
01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:26,601
This way, let's go, let's go!
2200
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:31,230
Okay, I know a shortcut.
2201
01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:32,688
I had that sealed off last week.
2202
01:17:32,689 --> 01:17:34,484
- Yeah, I know you think
- you did, but...
2203
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:39,238
Other way.
2204
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,827
Hold this. Hold this.
2205
01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:49,664
Hey! Are those my biscuits?
2206
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,917
That's not working!
2207
01:17:50,918 --> 01:17:52,167
They're too light and fluffy!
2208
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,587
- They're an award-winning
- recipe, of course they're light
2209
01:17:54,590 --> 01:17:56,422
- And fluffy!
- We need something more
2210
01:17:56,425 --> 01:17:57,714
Than baked goods to save us!
2211
01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:03,637
It worked!
2212
01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:05,221
Elmer?
2213
01:18:06,454 --> 01:18:07,683
Everybody duck!
2214
01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:10,186
Whoa!
2215
01:18:10,187 --> 01:18:11,603
Chew on that!
2216
01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:14,439
It worked! It worked!
2217
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,754
All it needed was
2218
01:18:15,755 --> 01:18:17,066
a little more awesome,
2219
01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:18,319
and also a couple extra screws
2220
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:19,569
in the backpack, but still,
2221
01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:20,801
the Viscositizer's a win!
2222
01:18:20,802 --> 01:18:22,030
Nice job!
2223
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,325
- Okay, we need to find
- the rest of the board members.
2224
01:18:24,328 --> 01:18:27,452
Ladies, if you can hear me:
2225
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,162
for the Hall's honor!
2226
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:37,629
Yes!
2227
01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:42,718
Yeah!
2228
01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,316
This is all...
2229
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,425
As soon as we have our prince,
2230
01:19:01,426 --> 01:19:03,488
you all will go.
2231
01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:04,780
But until then...
2232
01:19:31,559 --> 01:19:34,018
Hi, everyone!
2233
01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:35,834
Don't worry, we're gonna get you
2234
01:19:35,835 --> 01:19:37,647
out of here as soon as possible.
2235
01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:39,815
You're last.
2236
01:19:50,579 --> 01:19:51,786
Team one, where are you?
2237
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:53,539
Come in!
2238
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,167
Fire in the hole!
2239
01:20:00,507 --> 01:20:03,965
Pando? Is that you?
2240
01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:07,719
Save our school!
2241
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:08,846
William,
2242
01:20:08,847 --> 01:20:09,971
what is going on?
2243
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,349
Why am I getting texts
2244
01:20:11,350 --> 01:20:12,724
from my girls about ninjas?
2245
01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:13,788
Do you hear
2246
01:20:13,789 --> 01:20:14,850
what they're chanting?
2247
01:20:14,851 --> 01:20:16,645
Save our school.
2248
01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,438
Your girls
2249
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,607
and my boys.
2250
01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:22,110
Speaking of boys, all I have
2251
01:20:22,111 --> 01:20:23,610
to do now is get Francisco back.
2252
01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:24,987
Sorry, who?
2253
01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:26,362
Uh, never mind.
2254
01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:27,614
It doesn't matter.
2255
01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:28,864
It's not important.
2256
01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:30,409
Boots, man, you did it! Well,
2257
01:20:30,410 --> 01:20:31,951
I mean, we did it. But you...
2258
01:20:31,952 --> 01:20:33,516
Bruno! Where's the prince?
2259
01:20:33,517 --> 01:20:35,079
I thought you had him.
2260
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,582
I did, and... well,
2261
01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:38,082
then I didn't, so...
2262
01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,210
Wait, wait.
2263
01:20:39,211 --> 01:20:40,335
What prince?
2264
01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:42,045
Bruno! Boots!
2265
01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,882
That was so much fun!
2266
01:20:46,883 --> 01:20:47,989
That prince.
2267
01:20:47,990 --> 01:20:49,093
He's with one of them!
2268
01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:50,512
Save our prince!
2269
01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:51,929
No, no, no, no, no!
2270
01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:53,145
It's alright! This is Pando,
2271
01:20:53,146 --> 01:20:55,546
- head of the Royal Commandos.
- Wait, the Royal Commandos?
2272
01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:59,710
- Could somebody
- please tell me what is
2273
01:20:59,711 --> 01:21:00,772
going on here, exactly?
2274
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:04,818
I would appreciate this, too.
2275
01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:06,861
And you would be...
2276
01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:09,947
It is I, King Balthazar Diaz
2277
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,512
of the Royal Republic
2278
01:21:11,513 --> 01:21:13,075
of Malbonia.
2279
01:21:13,076 --> 01:21:15,453
Malbonia.
2280
01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:17,707
Malbonia.
2281
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,543
But why would you
2282
01:21:20,544 --> 01:21:21,710
want to come here,
2283
01:21:21,711 --> 01:21:23,734
to this place of commoners?
2284
01:21:23,735 --> 01:21:25,755
No offense intended.
2285
01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:27,216
Because, Father, ever since
2286
01:21:27,217 --> 01:21:28,675
I became video pals with
2287
01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,073
Bruno Walton, I saw how much fun
2288
01:21:30,074 --> 01:21:31,469
you can have in a school!
2289
01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:33,430
- Even a school
- that is not a castle
2290
01:21:33,433 --> 01:21:34,598
And has no statues
2291
01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:35,765
of myself inside.
2292
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:36,934
It is true,
2293
01:21:36,935 --> 01:21:38,100
I am quite fun.
2294
01:21:39,270 --> 01:21:40,436
But that is ridiculous!
2295
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:41,918
School is not for fun.
2296
01:21:41,919 --> 01:21:43,398
School is for important things,
2297
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,130
like learning how to be a king.
2298
01:21:45,131 --> 01:21:46,860
You understand this, yes?
2299
01:21:46,861 --> 01:21:48,091
Actually, Your Highness,
2300
01:21:48,092 --> 01:21:49,320
I happen to believe that when
2301
01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:50,531
you let children guide their
2302
01:21:50,532 --> 01:21:51,740
own learning experience,
2303
01:21:51,741 --> 01:21:53,222
their sense of self
2304
01:21:53,223 --> 01:21:54,701
engenders so...
2305
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:55,870
I think what my well-meaning
2306
01:21:55,871 --> 01:21:57,036
colleague is trying to say
2307
01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:58,184
is that kids know
2308
01:21:58,185 --> 01:21:59,330
what they need.
2309
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:00,875
I need a snack!
2310
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,462
Believe it! Not only
2311
01:22:04,463 --> 01:22:06,337
endangering the board
2312
01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,549
and the entire school, but me!
2313
01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:12,176
Well, and you, of course.
2314
01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:13,992
While saving your hide,
2315
01:22:13,993 --> 01:22:15,805
Hartley.
2316
01:22:15,806 --> 01:22:19,016
While saving all of our hides.
2317
01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:20,581
Which the board has agreed
2318
01:22:20,582 --> 01:22:22,144
is a pretty great example
2319
01:22:22,145 --> 01:22:24,168
of how well Headmaster Sturgeon
2320
01:22:24,169 --> 01:22:26,190
has prepared his students
2321
01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:28,485
- for life beyond Macdonald Hall.
- What?
2322
01:22:29,654 --> 01:22:30,820
- Plus, any school
- that can make a prince travel
2323
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,196
halfway around the world for fun
2324
01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,636
must be doing
2325
01:22:33,637 --> 01:22:35,074
something right.
2326
01:22:36,599 --> 01:22:38,119
I don't know what to say.
2327
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,580
Well, I do.
2328
01:22:44,482 --> 01:22:45,585
Oh, God.
2329
01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:47,337
Oh, God.
2330
01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:50,673
You know, she is right.
2331
01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:52,384
Yes. Miss Snow is
2332
01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:54,093
tough, but fair.
2333
01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:56,138
No, no. Your colleague, here.
2334
01:22:56,139 --> 01:22:58,180
The beautiful.
2335
01:22:58,181 --> 01:22:59,704
Eugenia Scrimmage.
2336
01:22:59,705 --> 01:23:01,225
Currently single.
2337
01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:02,227
Oh!
2338
01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:05,563
- I have ignored
- what my son wants
2339
01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:06,670
for too long,
2340
01:23:06,671 --> 01:23:07,774
and I will fix this.
2341
01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:10,025
And I will fix the school
2342
01:23:10,026 --> 01:23:11,341
for the damage that my Royal
2343
01:23:11,342 --> 01:23:12,654
Commandos have done to it!
2344
01:23:13,886 --> 01:23:15,114
Well, one down, at least.
2345
01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:17,032
I'm sorry?
2346
01:23:17,033 --> 01:23:18,890
Sorry. What my friend means is
2347
01:23:18,891 --> 01:23:20,745
that Miss Scrimmage's academy
2348
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:21,872
was also damaged
2349
01:23:21,873 --> 01:23:22,997
a few weeks ago, so...
2350
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,625
We have to wait for that to be
2351
01:23:24,626 --> 01:23:26,250
fixed, and... steam cleaned.
2352
01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:27,815
Or, you can allow me to pay
2353
01:23:27,816 --> 01:23:29,378
for one brand new school!
2354
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:31,380
That way, Mr. Sturgeon
2355
01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:32,487
and Miss Scrimmage
2356
01:23:32,488 --> 01:23:33,591
can teach together forever!
2357
01:23:34,615 --> 01:23:35,635
No!
2358
01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,930
- No, I mean, I think,
- you know, when it's possible...
2359
01:23:37,933 --> 01:23:39,119
There is such a thing as
2360
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:40,306
too much change.
2361
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,101
Well! I can just pay for
2362
01:23:42,102 --> 01:23:43,893
both schools to be fixed!
2363
01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:46,604
Rush job! Around the clock!
2364
01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:48,086
Would you say one week
2365
01:23:48,087 --> 01:23:49,565
is too long to wait?
2366
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,360
- Oh, thank you, that would
- really help us
2367
01:23:51,363 --> 01:23:52,736
- Let things
- get back to normal.
2368
01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,535
Wow. I suppose this means you
2369
01:23:59,536 --> 01:24:01,077
guys can be roommates again!
2370
01:24:13,716 --> 01:24:16,467
♪ There have been times ♪
2371
01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:18,137
♪ When I was dazed
2372
01:24:18,138 --> 01:24:19,805
And confused ♪
2373
01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,435
♪ There have been days ♪
2374
01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:28,731
♪ When I only believed
2375
01:24:28,732 --> 01:24:31,025
In bad news ♪
2376
01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:37,822
♪ And there are places ♪
2377
01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:40,909
♪ That make me look away ♪
2378
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:46,477
No more bad smells,
2379
01:24:46,478 --> 01:24:48,165
here or across the street.
2380
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:50,044
You know, I was just
2381
01:24:50,045 --> 01:24:51,920
getting used to them.
2382
01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:55,257
♪ I wanted, I wanted
2383
01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:56,674
I needed, I needed ♪
2384
01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,510
♪ I needed, I needed
2385
01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,344
I wanted, I wanted ♪
2386
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:02,805
♪ I want it all ♪
2387
01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:05,140
♪ But I still need you ♪
2388
01:25:05,141 --> 01:25:07,351
♪ I want it all ♪
2389
01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:10,479
♪ But we don't see eye-to-eye ♪
2390
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:12,607
♪ And I still need you ♪
2391
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:16,569
♪ And I still need you ♪
2392
01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,947
Hey.
2393
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,284
I can't find the little
2394
01:25:21,285 --> 01:25:22,784
basketball net that went on top,
2395
01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:23,807
but it's
2396
01:25:23,808 --> 01:25:24,827
around here somewhere.
2397
01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,747
- It mostly got in the way,
- anyway.
2398
01:25:28,164 --> 01:25:29,917
I got this.
2399
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:35,923
Is it weird to have
2400
01:25:35,924 --> 01:25:36,965
so many feelings
2401
01:25:36,966 --> 01:25:39,341
about a pair of blenders?
2402
01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:41,260
I hope not.
2403
01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:42,325
Look, I never got
2404
01:25:42,326 --> 01:25:43,387
a chance to say...
2405
01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:44,785
How you got all those kids to
2406
01:25:44,786 --> 01:25:46,181
rally against those commandos...
2407
01:25:46,182 --> 01:25:48,143
- Well, hey. Probably wouldn't
- have been able to
2408
01:25:48,146 --> 01:25:49,165
If they hadn't trained
2409
01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:50,185
in the prank war.
2410
01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:52,563
Look, I... Anyways,
2411
01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:53,982
I'm sure, whoever
2412
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:55,399
you decide to room with,
2413
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,444
- you'll have a great time...
- Bruno.
2414
01:25:57,447 --> 01:25:59,175
And I guess the Fish and
2415
01:25:59,176 --> 01:26:00,905
you were right, you know?
2416
01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:02,512
Maybe we can do
2417
01:26:02,513 --> 01:26:04,117
awesome things separately.
2418
01:26:04,118 --> 01:26:05,785
Sure we can.
2419
01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:07,204
But it's still way more fun
2420
01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:08,622
when we do it together.
2421
01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:18,841
Alright. Where's that toaster?
2422
01:26:18,842 --> 01:26:20,091
Oh, right here!
2423
01:26:20,092 --> 01:26:21,385
Let's get cracking.
2424
01:26:21,386 --> 01:26:22,677
Alright.
2425
01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:25,638
- So I guess growing up means
- you can't keep everything
2426
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:27,078
from changing after all,
2427
01:26:27,079 --> 01:26:28,516
like the Fish said.
2428
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,914
But, if you're lucky,
2429
01:26:29,915 --> 01:26:31,310
and you have friends like I do,
2430
01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:33,605
you don't have to do it alone.
2431
01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:36,650
- How about
- some waffles?
2432
01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:41,737
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
2433
01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:46,951
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
2434
01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:48,620
Oh. Yo. We gotta go.
2435
01:26:48,621 --> 01:26:50,288
There is no time for...
2436
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,792
Balls?
2437
01:27:02,425 --> 01:27:03,510
Sorry, big boy...
2438
01:27:03,511 --> 01:27:04,594
Let's go!
2439
01:27:08,328 --> 01:27:10,408
- Follow the good and
- the right of the people of...
2440
01:27:12,144 --> 01:27:13,437
No!
2441
01:27:13,438 --> 01:27:14,729
A little more here!
2442
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,439
Ugh!
2443
01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:19,610
Ugh!
2444
01:27:19,611 --> 01:27:21,110
Gonna make you wanna dance!
2445
01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:23,843
♪ Let's go be wild boys ♪
2446
01:27:23,844 --> 01:27:26,574
♪ Like a fever burning up ♪
2447
01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:27,825
Watch out!
2448
01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:30,369
Murray, if you please.
2449
01:27:30,370 --> 01:27:31,538
Uh. Where should
2450
01:27:31,539 --> 01:27:32,705
I put that?
2451
01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:34,499
That's my boy.
2452
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,291
But if you hurt my son
2453
01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:37,753
I will come back
2454
01:27:37,754 --> 01:27:39,212
and destroy all of you!
2455
01:27:42,632 --> 01:27:44,947
♪ Our dreams are
2456
01:27:44,948 --> 01:27:47,261
Begging to interrupt ♪
2457
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,181
♪ Just like a pack
2458
01:27:49,182 --> 01:27:51,099
Of lions roaring ♪
2459
01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:54,143
I'm sorry. That's rude.
2460
01:27:54,144 --> 01:27:55,604
Someone tell me
2461
01:27:55,605 --> 01:27:57,063
it's not your brains!
2462
01:27:58,984 --> 01:28:00,900
Just... Just sheer panic.
2463
01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:06,510
♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪
2464
01:28:06,511 --> 01:28:08,657
♪ Like a fever burning up ♪
2465
01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,786
♪ Move to your own drum ♪
2466
01:28:10,787 --> 01:28:12,912
♪ No don't go giving up ♪
2467
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,081
♪ Won't stop
2468
01:28:14,082 --> 01:28:15,248
'Til we see the sun ♪
2469
01:28:15,249 --> 01:28:17,167
- What do we do?
- A cougar's in the car!
2470
01:28:17,170 --> 01:28:18,439
I don't like cats!
2471
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,710
I don't like cats!
2472
01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:24,361
Does anyone have
2473
01:28:24,362 --> 01:28:25,382
any kitty treats?
2474
01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:26,384
Kitty treats!
2475
01:28:26,385 --> 01:28:27,385
I don't know, something!
2476
01:28:27,386 --> 01:28:29,012
I don't carry kitty treats!
2477
01:28:29,013 --> 01:28:30,638
I don't know what to do!
2478
01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:31,640
Elmer's skunk
2479
01:28:31,641 --> 01:28:32,641
pheromones, please.
2480
01:28:32,642 --> 01:28:34,038
There are three words...
2481
01:28:34,039 --> 01:28:35,434
I said four words.
2482
01:28:35,435 --> 01:28:37,478
♪ No don't go giving up ♪
2483
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:38,814
Yo, is that Hartley?
2484
01:28:38,815 --> 01:28:40,148
Yeah!
2485
01:28:40,149 --> 01:28:43,609
Look at that nose!
2486
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,736
He just made it bigger.
2487
01:28:44,737 --> 01:28:45,861
He just made it bigger!
2488
01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:47,927
♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪
2489
01:28:47,928 --> 01:28:49,991
♪ Like a fever burning up ♪
2490
01:28:49,992 --> 01:28:52,098
♪ Move to your own drum ♪
2491
01:28:52,099 --> 01:28:54,203
♪ No don't go giving up ♪
2492
01:28:54,204 --> 01:28:55,476
♪ Won't stop
2493
01:28:55,477 --> 01:28:56,747
'Til we see the sun ♪
2494
01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,021
♪ Open doors
2495
01:28:58,022 --> 01:28:59,292
They're keeping shut ♪
2496
01:28:59,293 --> 01:29:00,586
On your mark!
2497
01:29:00,587 --> 01:29:01,878
Ohh, that was close!
2498
01:29:12,202 --> 01:29:13,472
Cougar! Cougar!
2499
01:29:13,473 --> 01:29:15,976
Run back! Run back!
2500
01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:23,004
♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪
2501
01:29:23,005 --> 01:29:25,026
♪ Like a fever burning up ♪
2502
01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:27,300
♪ Move to your own drum ♪
2503
01:29:27,301 --> 01:29:29,571
♪ No don't go giving up ♪
2504
01:29:29,572 --> 01:29:31,325
- ♪ Won't stop
- 'Til we see the sun ♪
2505
01:29:31,328 --> 01:29:33,285
- ♪ Open doors
- They're keeping shut ♪
2506
01:29:33,288 --> 01:29:35,433
♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪
2507
01:29:35,434 --> 01:29:37,580
♪ No don't go giving up ♪
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