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Just pick something
and close the door.
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Guys, guys!
Look what happened.
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I have peach fuzz on my face.
Peach fuzz! See?
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Congratulations, Ubuntu.
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This is your first step
into manhood.
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The other steps
are a lot more fun
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and usually
involve strippers.
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You are becoming a man.
In your native Africa,
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there would be a wonderful
culturally relative
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scarification
or body mutilation ritual.
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But we're stuck
here in America,
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so a first shave
is a perfect way
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to commemorate
your transition.
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Shave me, daddy!
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I'd better handle
this one.
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If he needs help shaving
his legs, he'll come to you.
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We've got
a problem out here.
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People were honking at me,
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but I figured they just agreed
with our bumper stickers.
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I'll call
the tow company.
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What kind of man doesn't know
how to change a tire?
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Dad, changing a tire
doesn't make you a man.
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Now, changing the world...
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Yeah, yeah. Bottom line is,
your boy is becoming a man,
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- and I'm the one who needs to show him
the way. - Ubuntu's becoming a man?
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What exactly did you see?
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Peach fuzz. Feel it!
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- You sure you weren't kissing bunnies
at the pet store again? - It's for real.
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Good thing grandpa Charlie's
here to teach him the ropes.
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I don't want my dad teaching
our son about manhood.
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Shaving is the trojan horse
he's going to use
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to sneak in
and corrupt Ubuntu.
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Remember when dad
took care of Che?
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Get it while it's bloody!
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What?
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It took nearly
a week of soy enemas
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for Che to come
back to his senses.
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And now he's more committed
to a vegan lifestyle than ever.
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Done.
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Thanks for fixing
the tire, Trish.
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It's so good to have
a friend in the biz.
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Oh, hi, mo!
Are you working here now, too?
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No, I'm more of a fan.
I just love the smell.
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Hey, Ma!
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- What?
- No, Ma, not Mom.
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- What?
- Got any money?
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I need to hit the drugstore
for some peroxide.
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My girlfriend says my
tongue ring's infected again.
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Oh, God!
Get away from me, Kevin!
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Pig.
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Get a room, you two.
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It's like they never broke up.
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They grow up so fast.
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That's why, well...
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We haven't told
anyone else this, but...
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We're gonna have
another baby!
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I had a feeling
when I saw you,
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but I didn't want
to say anything
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in case you weren't pregnant.
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- That would be so embarrass.
- I'm not pregnant.
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I was talking about Trish.
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I'm not either.
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See, Gerald?
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We're still trying
to get up the courage
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to ask a sperm donor.
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It's kind of an awkward
subject to broach.
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What about
Kevin's biological father?
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Kevin was an accident.
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- How is that possible...
- You guys are great parents.
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I'm sure you'll have
no trouble finding a donor.
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We'd like it to be
someone we feel close to.
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I am so happy!
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Now, do you accept
competitors' coupons,
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and do you consider
a dry cleaner a competitor?
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So, Gerald,
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what do you think about
Mo and Trish's proposition?
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Great, just great.
You know, I always say,
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more gay couples
should have children.
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Yeah. If I were Kevin's moms,
I'd want a do-over, too.
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I'm so proud of you,
Gerald Goode.
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Well, thank you, but...
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Oh, my God!
Mo and Trish want my sperm!
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm so excited!
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Giving a baby
to a gay couple
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is one of the greatest things
any human being can do.
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Margo's gonna crap herself
when I tell her.
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Oh, God!
This is a nightmare!
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My ex-boyfriend is going
to be my half brother?
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Are you trying
to screw me up?
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We haven't really
decided yet.
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Are you kidding?
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This is the kind of thing
you guys live for.
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Look at Mom right now!
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I'd better find a way
to deal with Kevin.
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Let's keep this
between us.
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Mo and Trish might not want
the whole neighborhood to know.
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What do Mo and Trish not want
the whole neighborhood to know?
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Gerald is donating sperm
to our lesbian friends
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- so they could have a baby.
- Please, Helen!
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I know a place that gives you
70 bucks a visit.
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Paid for my truck and the
boat that's hitched to it.
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- That's a lot of visits.
- 70 dollars?
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Did I hear you say you're
giving Mo and Trish a baby?
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- We're not sure...
- Yes!
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If you give it to them, Gerald,
you can't take it back,
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like the watering can.
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Hey, if you guys
are just giving out babies,
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I'll take one. A child
will solve all my problems.
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Go, go! Ubuntu needs
a new pair of clogs!
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I win!
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- Grampa, call our bookie!
- I'm on it.
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Mom, dad, grampa's teaching me
how to invest in horses.
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Gambling on animals?
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Real men will gamble
on anything.
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Charlie, I never gamble.
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My point exactly.
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A real man grabs life
by the jabordnicks.
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He starts the day on the floor
of the drunk tank
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and ends it on a bed
in a bordello.
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He gets a hernia,
and he doesn't get it treated
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- until his stomach drops
out of his thigh. - Cool.
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A real man gives lesbians his
seed to father a child for them,
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- like Gerald is doing for
Mo and Trish. - Helen!
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That's so awesome!
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No, it isn't!
Strippers are awesome!
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I'm gonna have
a little half brother!
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I need to make him a card.
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Are you sure that being
a donor for Mo and Trish
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is the right thing to do?
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Gerald, this is the perfect
way to show Ubuntu
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that real manhood
is not about selfishness
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but about selflessness.
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You'll get absolutely
no pleasure,
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but potential
responsibilities.
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Talk about leading
by example, huh?
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- Well, that does sound right.
- Helen! This should interest you.
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The Greenville Art council
just tapped me to curate
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this year's irreverent
and courageous...
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Gerald is giving his sperm
to our lesbian friends
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so they can have a baby!
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Damn it, Kent!
I can't do everything!
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Kevin, we need to talk.
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I just wanted to say
some things have changed,
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and I think we should try
to be, like, friends,
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You know, in case we ever
become related or something.
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- So you want to marry me?
- No!
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How about you get
the hell out of here
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before I bust you up?
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Kiss!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Look!
Nitro-burning funny cars!
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Hey, guys!
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Mo, put on some pants.
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Gerald and Helen are here,
and they brought booze!
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Mo, Trish,
we have good news.
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Helen and I have
discussed it, and, well,
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our answer is... Yes!
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Yes to what?
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To what?
Well, to giving you a baby.
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Gerald, no offense,
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but we may not want
to have a girl.
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No, we're looking for
a man's man. No offense.
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Well, I appreciate that
you keep saying "no offense",
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but it might be easier if you
just stopped insulting me.
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I'm confused.
You said it was awkward to ask.
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And gettin' more
awkward by the minute.
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Not a man's man?
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I get hit on by men
all the time.
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They're talking nonsense,
Gerald. They're lesbians.
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Their view of masculinity
is skewed.
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The important thing is
that Ubuntu can't find out,
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or we'll lose him
to Charlie forever.
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Find out what?
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Nothing.
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Mo and Trish don't think
I'm manly enough
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to give them a baby.
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Isn't that crazy?
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- Isn't it?
- I don't know, Gerald.
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You do wear women's jeans.
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Well, I have a wide pelvis.
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Gerald, you carry
pepper spray in your bag.
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So no one thinks I'm manly?
Penny?
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Well, you always treat me
with respect and equality...
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You know, like a sissy.
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Hi, mom! Hi, dad!
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Were Mo and Trish super happy
about having your baby?
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Well, Ubuntu,
let's just say...
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Yes! They were
downright giddy.
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So, Ubuntu,
ready to get shaving?
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Because your father
is ready to teach you.
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- Yes. Let's go!
- He can't shave yet!
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He has to wait till the beard
and mustache connect.
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Every guy knows that.
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Women are like underwear.
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You should change them
every three days.
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Gerald, this is terrible.
We can't let this happen.
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Can you imagine
if that old buzzard
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gets his talons
into our Ubuntu?
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Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy!
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Sell, buy, sell, buy!
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Oh, God!
What do we do?
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There's only one thing
that's gonna trump Charlie,
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and we know what that is.
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You have to father
Mo and Trish's baby.
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- But they don't want to
have my baby. - Oh, they will.
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I feel silly, Helen.
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Listen, Gerald, your job
is to stay silent and nod.
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And put this
down your pants.
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Helen, size doesn't matter.
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You explained that to me
on our fourth date.
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I know that, and you know that,
but lesbians don't know that.
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Now do it! For Ubuntu.
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Hey, Helen!
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Gerald, is that you?
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Is everything okay
with the tires?
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The tires are fine.
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But after we got home
last night,
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Gerald and I kind of
ruined the shocks,
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if you know what I mean.
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We had car sex.
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That's his mating call.
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Not now, big guy.
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He's probably gonna see
if the vending machine
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has beer or tools.
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Men and their tools...
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Is that a squash?
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Yo, Ubuntu, I think
your sister's still into me.
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Really? You should date her.
She's a wonderful person.
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Yeah, but I'm still
chilling with Amber.
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She buys me stuff.
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My grampa says a real man can
have as many girls as he wants.
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God put them on Earth
to make men happy.
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I do deserve to be happy.
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See you, daddy!
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Grampa's taking me
to the newsstand.
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So I can decide what
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my gentlemen's magazine
of choice is going to be.
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I like "Dwell", but...
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We're talking about
nudie magazines, Gerald.
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Bye, dad.
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I used to get
"Chocolate Nurse" magazine,
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but they heavily edited
my letters,
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so I canceled
my subscription.
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I feel so lost, Helen.
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I know Charlie
isn't the answer
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to showing Ubuntu
how to be a man,
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but now I'm not sure
I am, either.
249
00:12:40,813 --> 00:12:42,981
I'm gonna
go draw a bath.
250
00:12:43,049 --> 00:12:45,750
Stop right there, Gerald!
You are a man.
251
00:12:45,818 --> 00:12:47,619
You've just lost
your confidence.
252
00:12:49,088 --> 00:12:51,690
But I know how
you're gonna get it back.
253
00:12:52,858 --> 00:12:54,458
A drum circle?
254
00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:56,894
At the learning annex!
255
00:12:56,962 --> 00:12:58,462
"Reawaken your manhood
256
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:01,964
with the ancient native american
art of drum circling."
257
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,334
They teach you how to summon
the mighty eagle inside of you.
258
00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:07,903
You're always saying
how you want to do that.
259
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:10,906
Oh, that does sound good.
260
00:13:18,713 --> 00:13:20,548
Is this everybody?
261
00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:23,749
This is it. You ready
to unleash your inner man?
262
00:13:23,817 --> 00:13:26,618
Okay, let's go back in time,
263
00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:30,554
when men sat in circles
and told tales of the hunt.
264
00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:32,323
And if you need to go
to the bathroom,
265
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,425
you don't need
to raise your hand.
266
00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:43,299
Oh, easy, friend.
267
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,402
You want to leave yourself
somewhere to go.
268
00:13:45,469 --> 00:13:47,237
Wow, I'm really digging this.
269
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It's so raw, so tribal.
270
00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:52,543
- Who are we?
- We are men!
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Yes. Yes, I am a man!
272
00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,115
Good news, Bliss.
273
00:13:59,182 --> 00:14:02,417
- We're back on. - What?
I'm not interested in you.
274
00:14:02,485 --> 00:14:05,419
But are you interested in
taking a shower with me?
275
00:14:05,487 --> 00:14:07,721
You're not listening
to me, Kevin.
276
00:14:07,788 --> 00:14:09,322
I hate you.
277
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,493
There's a fine line
between love and hate.
278
00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,628
No, there's not.
You are so vile.
279
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,931
And now we kiss.
280
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,171
Bliss? Bliss!
281
00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:27,375
Hey, Amber!
282
00:14:27,443 --> 00:14:29,944
I guess we'll just keep it
you and me for now.
283
00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:40,387
It was amazing, Helen.
284
00:14:40,454 --> 00:14:42,888
I felt so alive
in that circle.
285
00:14:42,956 --> 00:14:45,925
You seem different.
You even smell different.
286
00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:50,797
I'd say musky.
287
00:14:51,465 --> 00:14:55,366
Gerald, Ubuntu needs to see you
drum in all your primal glory.
288
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:57,401
Charlie can never
compete with that.
289
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:59,803
You're right.
Gambling and pornography
290
00:14:59,871 --> 00:15:02,839
have nothing on the ancient
rhythms of the forest.
291
00:15:06,643 --> 00:15:08,778
Nice face paint, Chad.
292
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,547
Hey, did you finally tell your
boss how you feel, Timothy?
293
00:15:11,614 --> 00:15:12,749
You will.
294
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:16,018
Hey, Franklin, we have to
hit the skins hard today.
295
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,053
My son's coming straight from
football practice to watch us.
296
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,755
Damn. And my carpal
tunnel acting up.
297
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:23,890
Drum it away, Franklin.
Drum it away.
298
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,926
Okay, men, let's hit it!
299
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,063
Step it up, boys.
Drum like thunder!
300
00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:31,731
Now we're hittin' it.
301
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,100
Ladies!
302
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,036
We're in the spreadsheet
class next door,
303
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,604
and we can't hear
ourselves think.
304
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:41,141
So bring down the tippy-tappy
to a pitter-patter. You got it?
305
00:15:41,209 --> 00:15:44,611
Sorry!
It won't happen again.
306
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,783
Wait.
We're in a drum circle class.
307
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,985
We shouldn't
have to keep it down.
308
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,187
Oh, yeah? I say you do.
309
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,758
So I'm gonna adjust
your volume control.
310
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,192
He done knocked
a hole in your drum.
311
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:05,428
What do you say? Your inner man
want to do something about it?
312
00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:07,130
Huh? Does it?
313
00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:13,167
No.
314
00:16:13,235 --> 00:16:15,836
No, I'm sorry.
We'll keep it down.
315
00:16:15,904 --> 00:16:17,304
Thought so.
316
00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:26,880
Oh, God! You guys are gonna
"eyes wide shut" me, aren't you?
317
00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:30,149
Dad! I'm connected.
I'm ready to shave.
318
00:16:31,052 --> 00:16:33,019
Teach me. Teach me!
319
00:16:35,923 --> 00:16:37,657
Go with your grandfather.
320
00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:40,259
He can teach you
what you need to know.
321
00:16:51,903 --> 00:16:54,371
So how did it go?
Did Ubuntu like it?
322
00:16:54,439 --> 00:16:56,473
I'm sure he was...
323
00:16:58,341 --> 00:16:59,608
What happened?
324
00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:02,744
Some spreadsheet bullies
broke my drum,
325
00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,879
and I didn't
do anything about it.
326
00:17:05,447 --> 00:17:08,116
Well, restraint and pacifism
327
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:11,053
- are manly attributes...
- Don't, Helen!
328
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,688
Now, in a few years,
329
00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:16,290
you'll need to learn
how to shave drunk.
330
00:17:21,895 --> 00:17:24,597
Mo? Trish? What are
you guys doing here?
331
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:28,466
Sorry, Gerald. Kevin climbed up
your tree and won't come down.
332
00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:30,934
And I'm not coming down
until Bliss takes me back!
333
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:32,569
Or Amber.
334
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:36,305
We've never seen him like this.
We don't know what to do.
335
00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:39,742
We can't burn him out.
Can we?
336
00:17:41,345 --> 00:17:42,444
Ubuntu!
337
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,579
You said I could have
as many girls as I wanted.
338
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,081
- Now I have none!
- You said that?
339
00:17:47,148 --> 00:17:49,681
That's what grampa told me.
Right, grampa?
340
00:17:49,749 --> 00:17:51,283
Damn straight.
341
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:54,351
Now, I may not know
everything about women,
342
00:17:54,419 --> 00:17:57,120
but I do know that
that is dead wrong.
343
00:17:57,187 --> 00:18:00,955
You should always treat women
with respect and as individuals.
344
00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:02,155
Now come on down.
345
00:18:02,223 --> 00:18:03,890
I'm not coming down!
346
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,725
My heart is broke
over Bliss... Or Amber.
347
00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:13,097
Kevin, I know you think you're
angry, but you really aren't.
348
00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:15,899
What you're feeling
is sad and rejected.
349
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:18,302
But those are scarier
feelings to let out,
350
00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:19,837
aren't they?
351
00:18:19,904 --> 00:18:21,171
Yes.
352
00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:22,873
It's okay, Kevin.
353
00:18:22,941 --> 00:18:26,378
I always tell Ubuntu that
it takes real courage to cry,
354
00:18:26,446 --> 00:18:29,114
- especially for a man.
- Oh, God!
355
00:18:29,382 --> 00:18:30,983
Go ahead. Let it out.
356
00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:35,421
I want to come down.
357
00:18:38,991 --> 00:18:41,892
I don't want to be alone.
I want to be with Bliss...
358
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,927
Or Amber.
359
00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:45,562
Kevin, if you learn how to
make a girl feel special,
360
00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:48,565
you will never need to
worry about being alone.
361
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:53,368
But you really do need to
decide between Amber or Bliss.
362
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,869
What? No.
363
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:58,672
I strongly suggest Amber.
364
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:02,608
Amber!
365
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:07,245
Wow, Gerald,
that was... Impressive.
366
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,281
Manly, even?
367
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,284
In a weird way, yes.
368
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,153
You know, we realize we have
our hands full with Kevin,
369
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:18,322
and we'll probably be
raising a baby of his anyway,
370
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,423
so we're not gonna have
another of our own.
371
00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:21,891
But if we did,
372
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:26,028
you'd be the type of man
we'd want to be the donor.
373
00:19:26,096 --> 00:19:28,963
- Really? - Would you two
mind telling Margo that?
374
00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:31,598
Come on, Ubuntu,
let's leave these crybabies.
375
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,367
It's time to shave.
376
00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:36,437
No, Charlie!
Ubuntu is my son.
377
00:19:36,504 --> 00:19:38,171
I'll shave him.
378
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:49,481
Now, the first step
when shaving is to exfoliate.
379
00:19:49,549 --> 00:19:52,184
Exfoliate. Got it.
With what?
380
00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:55,486
Well, chamomile
is not just for tea, son.
381
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,793
Let's turn it up a notch!
382
00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:05,028
What about
the spreadsheet guys?
383
00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:07,163
Oh, I'm not worried
about them.
384
00:20:09,866 --> 00:20:12,734
They come on Wednesdays
and Fridays.
385
00:20:12,802 --> 00:20:15,237
Then I'm taking my shirt off.
386
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:21,000
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