All language subtitles for The Lego Movie (2014)

He is coming.

Cover your butt.

Cover the what?

Vitruvius. Lord Business.

You've hidden the craggle well, old man.

Robot, destroy him! Yes, Lord Business.

Your robots are no match for a master
builder.

Why, I see everything.

My eyes!

The Kragle, the most powerful super
weapon, is mine.

Ah, the Kragle!

Now my evil power will be unlimited.

Can you feel me?

I can feel you. Woo!

Nothing's going to stop me now.

Wait, there was a prophecy.

Oh, now there's a prophecy.

About the piece of resistance.

Oh, yes. The supposed missing piece of
resistance that can somehow magically

disarm the Kragle.

Give me a break.

One day, a talented lasso fellow, a
special one with faith of yellow, will

the piece of resistance found from its
hiding refuge underground.

And with a noble army at the helm, this
master builder will thwart the craggle

and save the realm and be the greatest,
most interesting, most important person

of all times.

All this is true.

Because it rhymes.

Oh, wow.

That was a great, inspiring legend that
you made up.

A special one? What a bunch of hippie,
dippy

baloney.

Good morning doorway.

Morning wall. Morning ceiling. Good
morning floor.

Ready to start the day.

Ah, here it is.

Instructions to fit in, have everybody
like you, and always be happy.

Step one, breathe.

Okay, got that one down. Step two, greet
the day's smile and say... Good

morning, Steve!

Good morning, city.

Good morning, city. How you doing? Good
morning, city.

Step three, exercise.

Jumping jacks, hit them.

One, two, three.

I am so pumped up.

Step four, shower.

And always be sure to keep the soap out
of your... Shave your face.

Brush your teeth.

Comb your hair.

Wear clothes.

Almost forgot that one.

No, no, uh -uh, no, not that wrong.

And that's it, check.

Step nine, eat a complete breakfast with
all the special people in your life.

Hey, Planty, what do you want to do this
morning? Watch TV? Me too!

I'm President Business, president of the
Octan Corporation, and the world. Let's

take extra care to follow the
instructions or you'll be put to sleep.

forget Taco Tuesday is coming next week.
That's the day every rule -following

citizen gets a free taco and my love.

Have a great day, everybody.

You have a great day, too, President
Business. Man, he's such a cool guy. I

always want to hear more of what...
Wait, did he say put to sleep?

Tonight on Where Are My...

What was I just thinking? I don't care.

Step 11.

Greet your neighbors.

Hey, Joe. Hey, pal. Hey,

surfer Dave. Hey, brah. Oh, good
morning, Sherry. Oh, hey, Jasmine.

Angie. Loki. Bad Leroy.

Fluffy. Fluffy Junior.

Fluffy Senior.

Jeff. Well,

obey all traffic signs and regulations.

Step 13. Enjoy popular music.

Oh, my gosh. I love this song.

Always use a turn signal.

Heart between the lines.

Drop off dry cleaning before noon.

Read the headline.

Don't forget to smile. Always root for
the local sports team.

Always return a compliment.

Hey, you look nice.

So do you. Drink overpriced coffee. Here
you go. That's $37.

Awesome. Everything is up now.

Did you see Where Are My Pants last
night, buddies? Classic

episode. Everything is up now.

Rob, Michael?

There's two by two macaroni over here.
Two by two macaroni flying in. Here's

one, Mel.

Cheese floats! Cheese floats! Come on,
everybody!

Roger that, Roger. Can I get a couple of
LARPs over here? Hey, guys, watch me

drill this down.

work tonight. Who wants to eat some
delicious chicken wings and get crazy?

Chicken wings?

I love chicken wings. Hey, who wants to
share a croissant with this guy?

Croissants? I love croissants. Oh yeah,
I sure do love giant sausages. Giant

sausages? No way.

You know what I love to do? Is share a
meal with the special people in my life.

Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you.

Ah, no, wait. Guys, wait up. Okay, I'll
meet you there.

Oh, where did it go?

Oh, there you are.

I think I heard a whoosh.

Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this, but I
don't think you're supposed to be here.

Yeah, the rules specifically state
worksite closes at 6, the hardhat area

That's not official safety orange.

If you see anything weird, report it
immediately.

Well... Guess I'm gonna have to report
you.

Where you going? Miss!

I didn't mean to scare you! I'm - I'm so
-

Hey, that's not so bad.

What is that?

I feel like maybe I should touch that.

A special one with a face of yellow will
make the piece of resistance fine.

Good morning, apartment.

Wake up! How did you find the piece of
resistance?

The piece of what? The piece of
resistance.

Plan done, master builder.

No, I'm master builder. Oh, so you've
never heard of the prophecy.

No, I... Or the special... No, no, I...
You're a liar.

You'll kill him.

Look,

um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.

Isn't there supposed to also be a...
Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?

Oh, yes.

But we are not done yet.

Hi, buddy.

I'm your friendly neighborhood police
officer.

Would you like a glass of water? Yeah.
Yeah, actually. Too bad.

Security cameras picked up this.

You were found at the construction site
convulsing with a strange beast. That's

disgusting. Then why is it permanently
stuck to your back?

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Don't come up and take me!

Look, it's not my fault. I have no idea
how this thing got on my back.

Of course, buddy.

I believe you. Great. I believe you,
too.

You see the quotations I'm making with
my claw hand?

It means I don't believe you. Why else
would you show up with that thing on

back just three days before President
Business is going to use the crackle to

end the world?

President Business is going to end the
world?

But he's such a good guy.

In Octan, they make good stuff.

Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows,
surveillance systems, all history

books, voting machines.

Wait a minute.

Come on. You can't beat this, you
stupid.

This is a misunderstanding. I'm just a
regular, normal, ordinary guy. And I'm

late to meet my best friends in the
whole world. And they're probably

right now. They're probably out looking
around. Hey, where's Emmett? Hey,

where's my best friend Emmett? Hey, you
know what?

Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.

Oh, we got them all right.

That guy's not a criminal mastermind.

See? Yeah, you know, he's kind of an
average, normal kind of guy. Thank you.

But, you know, he's not like... Normal
like us. No, he's not that special.

Wait, I'm so confused. Who are we
talking about?

Wait, does he work with us?

Gail doesn't remember me?

Look at Randy here. He likes sausage.

That's something.

Gail is perky. That's something.

Harry, well... When you say Harry, I
go... When you say the other guy, I

go...

I know that guy, but I know, like, zippy
-zap about him. We just talked earlier.

I mean, all he does is say yes to
everything everybody else is doing. You

he's just sort of a little bit of a
blank slate, I guess.

That'll be $42, please.

We all have something that makes us
something, and Emmett is...

nothing.

There you go.

I told you I was a nobody.

It's the perfect cover.

Cover? Cover for what?

I can't break them. Take them to the
melting chamber. What?

They're going to melt me? Am I going to
die?

You'll live. You'll be fine.

President Business, I have him right
here, sir. Yes, we've told him he lives

he doesn't try to escape, but we're
lying to him.

Wait, what did he just say?

Oh, hell.

Wait! There's obviously been a mix -up
here. You've got the wrong... Ow!

That is going to start hurting pretty
soon.

Come with me if you want to not die.

Hi, everybody.

How's the melting good?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Red alert. Red alert. I need everyone,
repeat, everyone to go after the

The tunnel's that way.

Ow. Oh, boy.

Oh, sir, you're brilliant.

We'll build a motorcycle out of the
alleyway.

Ow. Oh.

I didn't catch your name or anything
about what you're up to or what we're

here. It's brilliant, sir, that you
pretended to be a useless nobody.

But you can drop the act. It's me. It's
cool.

Oh, the act.

Whenever you can.

Dead full of bad guys.

Watch out! Hold on!

We need to meet up with Vitruvius and
tell him the piece has been found. Uh

-huh. They're up on the monorail.

Release the copper chopper.

And the prophecy states that you're the
most important, most talented, most

interesting, and most extraordinary
person in the universe.

That's you, right?

Uh, yes.

That's me.

Great. You drive.

What?

Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?

Any chain restaurant.

Favorite TV show? Where are my pants?
Favorite song?

It really kind of depends on... You're
not even a master builder, are you? I

mean, I know what a master builder is.
Why don't you tell me what it is? That

way I can see if you're right.

You ruined the prophecy.

I'm sorry, okay? You just made being
special sound so good.

I didn't think I was going to follow you
to the end of the universe.

You were?

Well, here's the thing. How do we know
for sure that I'm not the special? We

just don't know it yet.

Do you have any idea what that does to
your colon?

O -Y -G -O -S -H.

Just put the hat on.

Oh, and this, and this, and this, and
this.

And by the way, I have a boyfriend.

Uh, I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring
that up. He's super serious, and you do

not want to mess with him. Okay.

So, don't get any ideas.

I never have any ideas.

Wait! Wake him up!

Hey, listen, do you think you can
explain to me, like, why I'm dressed

and what those big words in the sky were
all about and, like, where we are in

time?

Your home, Bricksburg, is one of many
realms in the universe.

There's also this one, Pirate's Cove,
Vikings Landing, Clown Town, a bunch of

others we don't need to mention.

Lord Business, or as you think you know
him, President Business.

Joel the Craggle, the most powerful
object in the universe.

Blah, blah, blah. Proper name, place
name, backstory stuff.

Mm -hmm.

I'm so pretty. I like you. But I'm angry
with you for some reason.

Mm -hmm.

Great.

I think I got it. But just in case, tell
me the whole thing again. I wasn't

listening.

Okay, all the people of the universe
were once free to travel and mingle and

build whatever they wanted.

But President Business was confused by
all the chaos.

So he erected walls between the worlds
and became obsessed with order and

perfection. And he stole a mysterious
secret super weapon called the Kragle.

he hired Bad Cop to hunt down all the
master builders who were always changing

everything. And those of us who
remained, well, we went in hiding, built

tunnels to survive.

And we search for the piece of
resistance, the only thing that can stop

Kragle.

Kragle? I know that. It might have been
that cop. He said something about the

Kragle. President Business was going to
use the Kragle to end the world in three

days. I can't make any sense of it. Taco
Tuesday.

I knew that was suspicious.

There's no time to lose. We must find
Vitruvius and get to the office tower

before it's too late.

Okay.

How scary can someone's office be?

trying to locate the fugitive, but his
face is so generic it matches every

face in our database.

Diabolical. Okay, have Bad Cop meet me
in my office in 23 seconds. Ciao.

Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.
Glad to hear it. Let's rebuild that roof

to be even higher.

The roof team is on it. Sir, can you
approve this poster for Taco Tuesday?

Perfect. Woo!

We love everyone in this room. We love
you, sir. Hey, guys. Great job on the

radio station. Thank you, sir.

We love listening to this song over and
over again. Keep it up, guys.

Honey, where are my pants?

Cut!

Hilarious. That never gets old. It does
not.

Bad cop is waiting for you in your
office. Wonderful. Fantastic. Would you

cancel my two o 'clock? This next
meeting could run a little bit deadly.

Accident alert.

Light sequence.

Plane test.

Engage dramatic entrance.

Bad cop.

For business, I know the special got
away, but don't be so serious.

Where's the other guy?

Hey, buddy.

I missed you. Aw, did you really?

Have I ever shown you my relic
collection?

Nope. I don't think you have. Nobody
knows where this stuff comes from. This

is the cloak of Bandai. I hear it's
super painful to take off. You want to

it on? Well, um... No.

But thank you. We've done some great
work over the years together, bad cop.

Capturing all those master builders and
torturing them and whatnot.

Thank you, sir.

Although, you did let the piece of
resistance go. The one thing that can

plans. The one thing that I asked you to
take care of.

That's super frustrating. It makes me
just want to pick up whoever is standing

closest to me and just throw them
through this window and out into the

abyss of happiness.

I want to do it so bad.

I know you do, sir. Please, please
don't. And it's not just you, bad cop,

keeps messing up my plans. People
everywhere are always messing with my

But I have a way to fix that.

A way to keep things exactly the way
they are supposed to be.

Permanently.

Behold, the most powerful weapon of all
the relics.

Ah! Kragle!

As you can see, they're loading the
Kragle in a big machine upstairs.

I call it the Tentacle Arm Kragle
Outside Sprayer, or TACO. The S is

So on Taco Tuesday, he's going to spray
the Kragle over everyone and everything

with a bunch of super scary nozzles like
this one.

I'll show you how it works. Sir, I don't
know that this is necessary.

Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you.

I'll do it on your parents.

What?

Hiya, son.

Hi. How is it going in the big city?

Mommy, Daddy, what are you doing here?

Okay, Pa, I just want you to act
naturally, like you're going about your

Gotcha. Yeah, keep your hand up like
that. Ma, scoot.

Two steps into the right. Pa, why do,
whenever I talk to Ma, you start to

Oh, sorry. Get back to where you were.

Get to here? Perfect. That's great. You
can't do anything better. There's no

reason why you should move. Right. Now,
Ma, hand on his shoulder. And you, Pa,

you just moved and you just wrecked it.
Uh -huh. You wrecked it. Bad cop, you

see what I'm talking about?

All I'm asking for is total perfection.

Send in a micromanager.

And then I just spray them with the

taco.

Oh, Pa, hold me. Oh, darling, I can't
move me legs.

Does that upset you? Bad cop.

Surely. You feel bad for your parents,
and you want to help them, don't you?

We're okay, son. Just a little stuck is
all.

Go ahead.

Finish the job.

Of course, sir.

No, I don't want to. You have to. I
don't want to. Would you please be

can't. You must. Shut it. It's not nice.
It's your job, man.

I can't do it. They're innocent. Just as
I thought. Your good cop side's making

you soft, bad cop.

Robot! Bring me the fleece -crested
scepter of Q -Teep and the police

Nihil. You've already let the special
get away once.

Sir, I'm just going to make sure it
doesn't happen again.

No more, Mr.

Night Guy!

Oh, son!

On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to craggalize
the entire universe so that everyone

will stop messing with my stuff!

Are you gonna be with me, or are you
gonna be stuck having a tea party with

mom and dad?

Soon.

Sorry, Dad.

I have a job to do.

All you have to do is blend in and act
like you belong here. Ah, perfect.

Well, out of here. I'm a cowboy.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Shoot, shoot, shoot. Bullet, bullet,
gun.

Zap, zap, zap, pow, zap, pow.

What are they looking at? I made a
mistake. You should just be still. Act

stool. Wait. Howdy, guys.

Nope, stools don't talk. Come sit on me.
Stools don't talk.

Let me show you how it's done.

Find the wizard and get this over with.

There he is.

What's your name?

Who? I've never heard of that man. Whom
I am not.

Who are you?

It's me.

I am a blind man and cannot see.

It's wild style.

Are you a DJ?

What? Why is everybody... Oh, wait,
wait.

Were you the student I used to have who
was so insecure that you kept changing

her name? No, no, no. Yeah, first Dark
Storm, then Gemini, then Never Smiled,

then Freak Faced, then Snaggy Panic?

Meet me upstairs in ten seconds.

Oh, man.

You have a very weirdly decorated place.

Thank you.

Vitruvius, we have found the piece of
resistance.

Is it true?

Yes, but... The prophecy states that you
are the special, embodiment of good,

foiler of evil, the most talented, most
brilliant, most important person in the

universe.

That would be great, but Emmett is the
one who found the beast.

Oh, okay.

Emmett, the prophecy states that you are
the special.

The most talented? I'm not sure he's
special, actually, because he's not even

master builder. Watch.

Emmett, just give him what's around you.
Build something simple. Okay. Like an

awesome race car. Great. Go.

Do you have the instructions?

No. You must create the instructions in
your mind, my liege. Huh. Okay.

Race car.

Um, well, there's a lot of really cool
stuff here.

Don't see a wheel or...

Three more wheels.

See, he can't do it. He will never be a
master builder. Of course not. Not if

you keep telling him he can't. He needs
to see that he can.

What are you doing? We are entering your
mind.

What? To prove that you have the
unlocked potential to be a master

Whoa,

are we inside my brain right now? It's
big.

I must be smart.

I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.
I don't think he's ever had an original

thought in his life.

That's not true. For instance, one time
I wanted to have a bunch of my friends

over to watch TV.

Not unlike this TV that just showed up
magically.

And not everybody can fit on my one
couch. And I thought to myself, well,

if there was such a thing as a bunk bed?
But as a couch.

Introducing the double -decker couch.

So everyone could watch TV together and
be buddies.

That was literally the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. Please, Wildstyle, let

handle this.

That idea is just the worst.

There must be something around here that
proves his potential.

If the man upstairs chose him to be the
special, there must be a reason.

Who's the man upstairs?

See? He doesn't even know about the man
upstairs.

Doesn't he have, like, super gross hands
that look like they're made out of big

pink sausages? Like eagle talons mixed
with squid?

Wait.

You've seen the...

Whoa! That's what I was just thinking
about!

How did you... And this weird dream when
I touched the piece? Well, I mean, I

wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really a
dream.

Emmett, you had a vision.

I did?

Master builders spend years training
themselves to clear their minds enough

have even a fleeting glimpse of the man
upstairs, and yet your mind is already

so prodigiously empty that there is
nothing in it to clear away in the first

place. With proper training, you could
become a great master builder.

I could?

The prophecy chose you, Emmett.

But I can't do any of the stuff that the
prophecy says I'm supposed to do. All

you have to do is to believe.

Then you will see everything.

Are you ready, my son?

Yes, I am.

I think.

Then we haven't a moment to lose. We
must assemble.

The master builders.

Do you think Zeppelins are a bad
investment?

Any of you

fellas seen this guy?

Wait a minute, partner.

These mechanical birds will get our
message out. They will go to an internet

cafe and email the remaining master
builders who will meet us in the secret

realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land.

Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that
whole training part?

Don't worry, Emmett.

Your training begins now.

Piano man, open up. Your training begins
later.

On three, one.

I think we're in the clear.

Freeze. All I want is the piece of
resistance.

We would rather he died than give it to
you.

I would not rather he died. Look,
everybody, we can do this the easy way,

can do it... Go, run!

They took the hard way. Fire! Fire!

Let's move in here. Which way to cop
Pookaland?

Head for the big bright thing in the
sky.

You mean the sun? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Let's get out of here. Here, use this.

What? Wait, hey, what are you doing?
Let's go.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Goodbye.

That's okay.

We'll start with how to become a master
builder. Step one, trust your instincts.

Okay, okay. Build something!

Build something!

Take that!

Unless your instincts are terrible.

No,

the wheel!

We need to attach the wheel to something
that spins around.

We need to attach the wheel to something
that spins around.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Wait, no, no, no.

Hey,

thanks for saving my life back there.

Even if, you know, eventually it turned
out to be pointless.

Well, for what it's worth, this has been
about the greatest 15 minutes of my

life.

What the... Relax,

everybody, I'm here.

Batman! What's up, babe? Babe! What? Oh,
sorry, Batman, this is Emmett. Emmett,

this is my boyfriend, Batman.

I'm Batman.

That's your boyfriend?

Batman, huh?

Where'd you guys meet? It's actually a
funny story, right, Batman?

There he is.

Police to meet you, bad cop. Fat man.

The place results.

Fine. Guess what, you big dumb baby?

Your car is a baby carriage.

Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.

Hey, babe.

What? Let's hold hands.

So, uh, hey, guys, I think we're about
to crash into the sun. Yeah, but it's

going to look really cool.

Is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see
any clouds or cuckoos. No, no, this is

Middle Zealand, a wondrous land full of
knights, castles, mutton, torture

weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy,
and, um... Yeah,

that too.

Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckoo Land,
we'll raise an army of master builders.

Yeah, yeah, anyway, you guys gotta check
out these new subwoofers I installed in

the back. I call them the dogs. Listen
to them bark!

This is a song I wrote for Wildstyle.

Darkness. It's about how I'm an orphan.

No parents.

This is real music, Emmett.

Batman's a true artist.

Dark, brooding.

Well, I'm dark and brooding, too.

Guys, look, a rainbow.

So you're going to drive up the curved
part, take it all the way to the top,

park the car.

Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land.

I just need to give the secret knock.

Okay.

I'm just going to come right out. I have
no idea what's going on or what this

place is at all.

anyone know what not to do? Here in
Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules.

There's no government, no babysitters,
no bedtime, no brownie faces, no

bushy mustaches, and no negativity of
any kind.

You just said the word no like a
thousand times. And there's also no

consistency. I hate this place.

Any idea is a good idea, except the not
happy ones. Those you push down deep

inside where you'll never, ever

Your fellow master builders are gathered
in the dog.

The what?

That's Superman.

Girl, what are you doing right now? Hey,
Superman.

Hey. What's that? Lantern. Green
Lantern. Yeah, yeah. You want to sit

at the meeting?

I have to go back to Krypton.

Didn't Krypton blow up? My fellow master
builders, including, but not limited

to, Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf,
Swamp Creature, 1980 -something Space

Guy, 2002 NBA All -Stars, and Wonder
Woman.

You have traveled far to be here for a
moment of great import.

We have learned that Lord Business plans
to unleash a fully weaponized craggle

on Taco Tuesday to end the world as we
know it.

Please, calm yourselves.

Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire,
Michelangelo, Michelangelo, and

There is yet one hope.

The special has arisen.

Have the young man step forward.

As you wish, Dumbledore. I'm Gandalf!
It's pronounced Dumbledore.

Dumbledore? No, Dumbledore.

Thought you said Dumbledore. Vitruvian!

All right, you gotta write all that
down, because I'm not gonna remember any

it, but here we go.

The special will now give an eloquent
speech.

Go ahead, man. You got this.

Okay.

Hello.

I'm Emmett.

Oh, and this is the piece of resistance.

Thank you.

Well, uh, I know that I, for one, am
very excited to work with you guys to

into the Octan Tower, find the craggle,
and put this thing on the thing.

And I know it's going to be really hard.
Really hard?

Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is
really hard.

This be impossible!

The last time we tried to storm Lord
Business's office, we used every plan we

could conceive.

The result was a massacre too terrible
to speak of. Who are you? The name be

Metalbeard, and I'll tell you a me tale
of woe. Oh, great. Here we go again. I

arrived at the foot of the tower with me
hardy master builder crew, only to find

the craggle was all the way up on the
infinitieth floor, guarded by a robot

army. and security measures of every
kind imaginable.

Lasers!

Sharks!

Laser Sharks!

Overbearing assistants!

And strange, dangerous relics that
entrap, snap, and zap!

And there be a mysterious room called
the Think Tank.

I barely made it out of that room with
just me head!

And organs.

Okay. I had to replace every part of my
once strapping, virile pirate body with

this useless hunk of garbage ye see
before ye. So if ye think it be a good

to return to that forsaken place,
special. What idea have ye that be

the ideas of 100 of our fallen master
builder brothers?

Well...

Well, technically, I'm not exactly a
master builder yet.

What?

Please, everyone, everyone, please.

Rubbish. Yes, it's true.

I may not be a master builder.

I may not have a lot of experience
fighting or leading or coming up with

or having ideas in general.

In fact, I'm not all that smart.

And I'm not what you'd call a creative
type.

Plus, generally unskilled.

Also, scared and cowardly.

I know what you're thinking.

He is the least qualified person in the
world to lead us.

And you are right.

This is supposed to make us feel better.

There was about to be a but.

You're a but.

Yes. You all be on your own.

I believe in this lost cause.

Why are you leaving? A house divided
against itself would be better than

Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space
chair right back here.

Come on, guys.

We can still do this.

Right?

Well, you were right about him being a
ding -dong.

You're a huge disappointment.

Get him out of here. I don't want to
look at it.

Well, at least it can't get any worse.

I was wrong.

It's the orb of T -Italy.

It's the bad guys.

Whoa! Go, go!

Come on, everyone. Protect this vessel.
Put that on his ankle.

It's a tracking device.

Take the master builder prisoner.

Oh, he led them right to us. Guys, no,
no, no. It's not my fault. You are the

worst leader I've ever seen. To the
Batmobile.

Dang it. To the invisible jet.

Dang it. Every man for himself.

No, we must protect the people.

Jack, do you know what time it is? It's
game time.

Y 'all ready for this?

Oh, no! They were ready for that. It
didn't break! Because it crackled.

I seen y 'all.

Fire!

I can't move!

Don't worry, Superman.

I'll get you out of there. Don't! Don't!
Ah!

Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck.

My legs are stuck as well. I super hate
you.

Ow!

Babe,

help me get him out of here. I said
every man for himself.

Hey, you got to be there for me.

Fine.

Fine, fine, fine.

I need you to have a better attitude
about it. I have a great attitude.

Ow. The special's in the northwest
quadrant.

We've got him cornered.

Ow, ow, ow.

Where'd he go?

Oh, no.

We've hit our silly cloud stabilizers.

Let's go. We need to get Emmett out of
here. Can't we build something?

Hey, I'm Ben, but you can call me Benny,
and I can build a spaceship. What?

Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship.

No, you can't. The tides are surrounded.

That's okay. I didn't really want to
build a spaceship anyway. That's cool.

Well, where can we go where we can't be
found?

Maybe we can go underwater. What if we
went underwater?

Great idea, Ben. Thank you, Batman. Your
ideas are the best.

But, hey, I just said that. We could
build a submarine.

A bat submarine, patent pending. With
the rainbows.

And dreamcatchers in case we take a nap.
Like an underwater...

But you can't build all of them at once.

Ready? Break!

Okay. These are the colors I need. Blue
raspberry and sour apple. If anybody has

black parts, I need them, okay? I only
work in black.

And sometimes very, very dark gray. Use
the yellow brick. You guys, can I help?

No, it has to be this way. No, I need
that.

Where is he?

Anyone know what this is? And do you
need it? I think we could use wings,

boosters. Ew, get your retro space life
out of my area. You guys, hey, tell me

exactly what to do. And how to do it.
Hey, man.

Don't worry about what the others are
doing.

You must embrace what is special about
you.

There he is! All units, attack the sub!

Get to the water.

So sorry, Unikitty.

Do you want to sit down and talk about
it?

What the heck is that? It's a double
-decker couch.

Which seemed like a good idea at the
time, but I now realize it's not super

helpful.

But it does, you know, it has cup
holders.

Seats flip up with coolers underneath.

You are so disappointing on so many
levels.

Why are my pants cold and wet? Ew.

The walls are crying.

We're coming apart of the seams.

This is not how Batman dies.

Micromanagers, what's going on down
there?

Scanning submarine wreckage.

No survivors detected.

Scuba Cops, drive to the entire ocean if
you have to. We have got to find that

beast. Let's get these prisoners back to
Lord Business and give them the good

news. The special is no more.

Hello, everybody.

Superman. Wonder Woman. I had no idea
you'd be here. Mr. Shaquille O 'Neal.

Greetings all.

Welcome to my think tank.

All the master builders you've captured
over the years, you've brought them

here. You're a very perceptive person,
Superman.

They come up with all the instructions
for everything in the universe.

Robot! No! No!

Can't get much worse than this. Uh,
hello, neighbor.

Oh, no. It's Green Lantern! Oh, my gosh,
we're roommates. How crazy is that?

Does anyone have some kryptonite that
they could give me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where is the special?

The special and the piece of resistance
are at the bottom of the ocean. Wait,

are you telling me you don't have him?
Sir, my scuba team is looking for his

remains as we speak. Bad cop. He could
still be alive. The piece could still be

out there. The only remnant of the
special was a double -decker couch.

Wait, hold on.

A double -decker couch?

Yes, sir.

Really? So it's like a bunk bed couch?

Is that what it's like?

That's weird.

If you're sitting in the top middle, how
are you going to get down without

climbing over someone?

If you're sitting on the bottom and
you're watching TV, are you going to

watch through a bunch of dangling legs?

Who's going to want to sit on the
bottom?

It is literally the most useless idea I
have ever heard.

Well, we're still alive.

Yeah! The double -decker couch.

It wasn't totally pointless after all.
It's the one thing that stayed together.

I always believed in you, Emmett. I
don't mean to spoil the party.

But does anyone else notice we're stuck
in the middle of the ocean on this

couch? I mean, it's not like a big,
gigantic ship is just gonna come out of

nowhere and save us, my gosh!

Have at it!

Three keys!

That'll be enough!

I thought you said we were a lost cause!

Yeah!

Did ye not hear me whole story
circumscribing the folly of this whole

enterprise?

That's kind of hard not to hear when
you're yelling everything.

So, why did you come back?

This bedoubled land couch.

I watched Lord Business's forces
completely overlook it. Which means we

more ideas like it. Oh, thank you. Ideas
so dumb and bad that no one would ever

think they could possibly be useful.

Oh, thank you.

So, Special, what do we do?

Uh... Well?

What's the last thing Lord Business
expects Master Builders will do? Build a

spaceship? Kill a chicken? Marry a
marshmallow?

Why this?

No,

it's follow the instructions.

No, now listen, wait, listen.

Guys, you're all so talented and
imaginative, but you can't work together

team.

I'm just a construction worker, but when
I had a plan and we were all working

together, I mean, we could build a
skyscraper.

Now, you're master builders.

Just imagine what could happen if you
did that.

You could save the universe.

Well said, Emmett. Well said.

Really? She be a fine speech there,
laddie.

Okay.

Somebody get me some markers!

Some construction paper!

And some glitter glue!

I call this Emmett's plan to get inside
the tower, put the piece of resistance

on the craggle, And save the world.

I've built a hundred just like them back
in the city.

If we could just get in there, I know
where all the air ducts and wiring are

located. I can get us anywhere.

How will we get inside?

In a spaceship.

Spaceship! Great idea. A bat spaceship.

No, they're expecting us to show up in a
bat spaceship or a pirate spaceship or

a rainbow sparkle spaceship. One of
those sounds awesome to me. My idea is

build a spaceship that's exactly like
all the other Octan delivery spaceships.

So not the special spaceship that I'm
building for all of you right now.

Benny. Maybe next time.

Oh, you're really letting the oxygen out
of my tank here.

Yeah, but according to your precious
instructions, this ship needs a

We don't have that part.

Maybe we could find one. What do you
think? A spaceship is just going to

out of the blue? Are you kidding me?
This ain't Ben.

Chewie! We're supposed to be halfway to
Naboo for a sweet party right now. This

hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning, taking
us to loser systems like this.

Captain Solo, we must go. You know how
perturbed I get if we are not punctual.

Droid's right.

Let's roll. Now hold on, eh?

This might be the right galaxy after
all, because I see a heavenly body.

Oh, whoa, I have a boyfriend, and it is
super serious, right, babe? Of course

it's serious.

Yeah. Got room for just one dude? Whoa,
babe. If he's a cool dude like you.

You're trying to bail on us. I'm not
trying to bail on you. You asked them if

you could go with them on their
partnership. That thing is filled with

vivants. You speak French now? Babe,
look, if this relationship is ever going

work between us, I need to feel free to
party with a bunch of strangers whenever

I feel like it. What?

Babe!

I will text you.

Where'd you get that sweet space cape,
brother?

Party time!

Babe?

Wildstyle, you're such an amazing
person. And, you know, if Batman can't

that, then he's just...

Well, he's just as blind as a guy whose
eyes stopped working.

And I'm going to tell you something.

Batman is the worst person I've ever
met.

Need a hyperdrive? No way.

Babe! I knew it! I knew this! You really
had me there. Those guys were so lame.

All they did was play space checkers.
Plus, it turns out the hairy one's a

And the metal one, too. All dudes.

But won't they notice their hyperdrive
is missing?

Come on, Chewie. Hit the hyperdrive.

Nah, they'll be fine.

Step one. All right, we need a red four
-piece unit over at the... Unikitty.

You're supposed to follow the
instructions, remember?

Sorry. Oh, talking to the baby. What do
I even... I can't... Nice.

Step two.

We pilot the ship to the service
entrance so we can get past the

also kind of cool, laser gate.

Hey, Tidy. I have a drive -on.

Who are you here to see? I'm here to see
your butt.

Is that last name butt's first name
yours?

Oh, my gosh.

Pow.

Wham. Cut that.

First try.

Step three, we break into Lord Business'
office and we'll plunder his collection

of relics for disguise.

Step four, Benny and Metalbeard will
sneak their way into the master control

room. Motion sensors triggered in sector
12.

10 -4.

Uh -oh.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Go ahead.

Metalbeard, that was awesome! First law
of the sea.

Never place your rear end on a pirate's
face.

Once inside, they'll use their technical
know -how to disable the Kragle shield.

I am the computer.

Cool, talking computer.

Please disable the shield system.

Of course.

There are no movies in your area with
that title.

Step five. Vitruvius will provide
lookout and make sure we're not being

followed. Okay.

Step six, Batman and Unikitty go into
the boardroom to make one last change to

Lord Business' plan.

I move that we freeze the universe. Can
I get a second on that? I second.

Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.
Bruce Wayne?

Uh, who's that?

Sounds like a cool guy.

We'd like to invest in your company.
Your weapon to control the universe

super sweet, I must say. It is, indeed,
super sweet. Cool. What kind of sound

system does it have?

Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have
an iPod shuffle. Wait a second. You're

telling me that you have a machine to
control the universe and you can't

to tunes and surround sounds?

Embarrassing. Well, we, I mean, we need
to get that done. I want eight -foot

speakers. Great call. Yeah, I want
speakers that you can hug with your arms

your legs and just feel the beat.

Listen up. We need new instructions for
a speaker system for the taco.

We'll never help you. Whatever you say,
boss.

Then, once the instructions are printed,
Wildstyle and I will enter the crackle

room, place the thing on the other
thing, and save the universe.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw
that. Is that me exploding?

Uh, I didn't mention that earlier. When
you reunite the piece with the crackle,

it might explode.

No, but it might not, right?

Sure, sure, sure.

Let's go with that.

Attention, everybody.

Incoming speaker delivery.

Who are you two?

We are transfers from downstairs.

What? Excuse me? Your robot voice sounds
an awful lot like a human voice. Give

me a break. I've never been a robot
before. What do you mean? You have

been a robot. No, no, no. Do not listen
to her. What are your robot serial

numbers?

Everything is awesome.

No way. This is my jam. This is also my
jam.

Everything is awesome.

Everything is cool when you're part of a
team. I don't want to sing the song.

Everything is awesome.

Everything is cool when you're part of a
team.

Everything is awesome.

When you make it our dream.

Quick, let's go. Everything is awesome.

Hmm, I thought you didn't like that
song.

I don't.

Mm -hmm.

I know you put on the tough act, but I
don't think you're as mean as you're

trying to seem. Me? I'm not mean. What
are you talking about? What are you

saying? You were all... He got the
special, true, because he can't possibly

this special. This guy, are you kidding
me?

I don't think that's you.

The real you, anyway.

Look, Emmett, I wanted it to be me,
okay?

I wanted to be the special.

And I know that sounds super mature.
It's just, ever since I heard the

I wanted to be the one.

I was right there in that construction
site, right on top of it, and then it

turned out to be you.

That night in the city when you thought
I was the special And you

said I was talented and important That
was the first time anyone had ever

told me that And it made me want to do
everything I could to be the guy you

talking about Lucy what

that was my real name you asked earlier
and

I really like that name.

Hey, what are you two losers talking
about? Oh, nothing.

Thought I'd help you guys. Left a weird
cat thing to stall.

Business, business, business.

Numbers. Is this working?

Yeah. Yay!

There's bad cop. Oh, many boys.

The pipes.

Okay, wait for my signal.

Good luck, Emmett.

Lucy.

I don't like goodbyes. Let's just call
this... See you later, alligator.

See you later, alligator?

After a while, crocodile.

Who's Lucy?

Batman. When we get inside this room,
there are going to be audio sensors

everywhere. We have to be really, really
quiet.

Don't worry, Dad. I read your dumb
instructions. Stop yelling at me.

Benny, what's our status with the
shield? Oh, yeah, yeah, no, it's going

It's just going great. It's coming!

Downloading latest episode of Where Are
My Pants. Where are you getting pants

from? You know what I want.

Mask up. Hi, this is Lord Business'
assistant.

He would like you to come to his office
immediately.

Copy that. Thanks. You are welcome, sir.

Hey, who is that?

That's the signal, but the shield is
still up.

We'll wing it.

I'm a bad pun.

Shh. Benny, disable the shield. Disable
the shield. Now.

Disable the shield. Searching for
Albanian restaurants.

What? No. I never once said anything. I
don't understand what you mean.

Disable the shield. Benny, what's going
on? Disable the shield. Come on. You are

undermining me. Which phrase would you
like me to underline?

Disable the shield. Let me try.

Be. A disabling of yon shield.

Disabling shield. What?

The Trubius. I see you've accidentally
wandered into my think tank. And by the

way, I found a few of your friends.

By which I mean all of them. Sorry.

Acceptable work, bad cop. Thank you,
sir.

Robots! Destroy this old man at once.

Did you just call me old?

Yeah, so what?

Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word
experience.

You see, Emmett, a corrupted spirit is
no match for the purity of imagination.

No!

Vitruvius! No!

Vitruvius!

My sweet Emmett, come closer.

You must know something about the
prophecy.

I know, I'm doing my best, but I
don't... The prophecy.

I made it up.

What?

I made it up.

It's not true.

But that means I'm just... I'm not the
special.

You must listen. What I'm about to tell
you will change the course of history.

Not so special anymore, huh?

Well,

guess what?

No one ever told me I was special. I
never got a trophy just for showing up.

I'm not some special little snowflake.
No.

But as unspecial as I am, you are a
thousand billion times more unspecial

than me.

Robot, bring me the sword of exact zero.

Must be weird.

One minute, you're the most special
person in the universe.

The next minute, you're nobody.

Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my
relic room.

Uh -oh, my mistake.

There it goes.

Bye -bye forever.

Well, I guess there's only one thing
left to do.

Release the Kragos.

Computer. Yes, sir. Set the electric
shocker to 100 Mississippi. No problem.

Then terminate everyone.

Already on it. Emmett, that should give
you enough time to witness the first

location to be craggled. Your hometown.
No!

Bad cop, unfortunately I'm going to have
to leave you here to die.

What? Sir, I... It's not personal.

It's just business.

Lord business.

Ciao!

beginning zapping termination in 99
mississippi 98 mississippi 97

mississippi and so

need to worry about is this question
that i'm about to ask you who wants a

yeah i know all

right everyone act normal

perfect now everybody say freeze

so i guess running around and screaming
is normal

Micromanagers, commence micromanagement.
Commencing micromanagement.

Please,

please, won't somebody help us?

Emmett, you'll think of something,
right? Like you always do.

Didn't you hear him?

The prophecy's made up.

I'm not the special.

I think for a moment I thought I might
be.

Who said that?

I did. I am Ghost Vitruvius.

Emmett, you didn't let me finish earlier
because I died. The reason I made it

the prophecy was because I knew that
whoever found the piece could become the

special. Because the only thing anyone
needs to be special is to believe that

you can be. I know that sounds like a
cat poster, but it's true.

Look at what you did when you believed
you were special.

You just need to believe it some more.

But how can I just decide to believe
that I'm special when I'm not?

Because the world depends on it.

Zabak termination in 35 Mississippi.
What?

34 Mississippi.

33 Mississippi.

32, Mississippi.

31, Mississippi.

30, Mississippi.

29, Mississippi.

38, Mississippi.

37, Mississippi.

36, Mississippi.

35, Mississippi.

34, Mississippi.

Now it's your turn to be the hero.

No!

See you later, alligator.

Don't!

No, Evelyn!

Mississippi.

Six, Mississippi.

Five, Mississippi.

Four, Mississippi.

Three, Mississippi.

Two, Mississippi.

One, Mississippi.

Zero, Mississippi. Error.

Termination. Failure.

He saved us.

What do we do now? There's got to be a
bright side here somewhere.

Does anyone have any ideas?

Emmett had ideas.

If only there were more people in the
world like he.

Maybe there are.

Meet me downstairs in ten seconds.

Series is over.

Benny, send this out to everyone in the
universe.

1980 -something technology?

Now you're talking!

Hey, everybody.

You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you
can trust me.

I know things seem kind of bad right
now, but there is a way out of this.

This is Emmett.

And he was just like all of you.

A face in the crowd.

following the same instructions as you.

He was so good at fitting in, no one
ever saw him.

And I owe you an apology, because I used
to look down on people like that.

I used to think they were followers with
no ideas or vision.

Because it turns out Emmett had great
ideas, and even though they seemed weird

and kind of pointless, they actually
came closer than anyone else to saving

universe.

And now we have to finish what he
started by making whatever weird thing

into our heads.

All of you have the ability inside of
you to be a groundbreaker. And I mean

literally. Break the ground.

Peel up the pieces.

Tear apart your walls.

Build things only you can build.

Defend yourselves. We need to fight back
against President Business' plans to

freeze us.

Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday.

It will be known.

A Freedom Friday!

But still on a Tuesday!

End of the line.

Bad cop?

I hope there's still a good cop in me
somewhere.

I'll hold these guys off. You go stop
them. Yay!

Great idea, but how will we get there?

I could, uh... I could build a... I
could build a... I could build a...

You're not going to say no? Build away,
whatever your name is.

and protect that spaceship.

Press up!

Where'd he go?

Press up!

Wild style! Look! It's the citizens!

Ho, ho, ho!

Don't forget us, Master Builder. What is
going on? You stop!

Just stop it!

Great job! This might actually work.

T 'was your speech which roused this
hearty crew.

If only Emmett were here to see this.

He'd say something adorable like...

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No!

What in the world is that?

Adorable.

Uh -oh.

No. No!

No, no, no, no! Hey, don't eat me! Don't
eat me! Do not eat me! Please!

This is a disaster.

Why? Why? What?

What?

Why is this dragon on top of the luxury
condo development?

I was just playing and... Look, I know
it's hard to understand, but this is

Dad's stuff, okay?

All of this that you see before you is
all your father's. And everything is

thought out. There is... What did you do
down here? Did you take the top off of

the tower?

It was an accident.

You accident? Accidentally, expertly,
carefully took the entire top off of

tower?

Yes. You know the rules. This isn't a
toy.

It kind of is.

No. Actually, it's a highly
sophisticated interlocking brick system.

But we bought it at the toy store.

We did, but the way I'm using it makes
it an adult thing.

The box for this one said ages 8 to 14.
That's a suggestion.

They have to put that on there.

Can I... me to be able to finish playing
with all this?

Look, now you have your stuff over near
the Christmas decorations.

All those bricks, you can build anything
you want.

Finn, we're going to play a little game.

It's called Let's Put Everything Back
the Way You Found It. But, Dad, you

understand. So I can make things the way
they're supposed to be.

Permanent.

This rebellion ends right now.

No, it's a hodgepodge. That's what it
is. What's Batman doing on it? What is

this, a robot pirate?

Dang it.

Stop, stop it. No, stop it, stop. I've
got glue all over that construction

worker.

Here, give that to me.

Stop it, stop it, stop it. Oh, those are
my friends. No, stop it. Ye were a

hearty crew, but it be, it be over.

The resistance.

I can still save them.

Let's get this gunk off this
construction worker.

He's not just a construction worker,
Dad. He's the hero.

Nope, he's not.

He is a ordinary, regular, generic
construction worker, and I need to put

back where he belongs.

Now, where is my X -Acto knife?

is that.

Yeah. I think I saw the exacto over
there in the middle of the land.

Oh, great. Thank you. You're welcome.

It's up to you now, honey.

I know that sounds like a cat poster,
but it's true.

Sorry,

Street.

I can see everything!

What the heck is this?

I am a master builder!

Release every micromanager we have!

I'm going inside that thing. You got it,
Emmett.

Take that.

Good night. Come here. We'll help you
out, kid.

From the dead, Burkowski?

Well, you're too late.

Skeletron, get her.

I can't move.

See your friends. Oh, they're finished.

My world is almost finished.

The last thing I need to do is finish
you.

No, stop, please.

If you do one more thing, I'm going to
unleash my secret weapon.

Your secret weapon?

Yes. It's called the Power of the
Special.

That sounds dumb.

All right.

Here it comes.

My secret weapon is this.

What is that? Is it super small? I don't
see anything.

It's my hand.

I want you to take it. You want me to
take your hand off? No. I want you to

me.

Look at all these things that people
built.

You might see a mess.

Exactly. And a bunch of weird, dorky
stuff that ruined my perfectly good

Okay. What I see are people inspired by
each other and by

you.

People taking what you made and making
something new out of it.

Finn, did you make all of this?

The people are trying to stop President
Business from using the craggle.

What's the craggle?

Um, it's in there.

President Business is the bad guy?

If... If the construction guy said
something

to President Business, what would he
say?

You don't have to be the bad guy.

You are the most talented, most
interesting,

and most extraordinary person in the
universe.

And you are capable of amazing things.

Because you are the special.

And so am I.

And so is everyone.

The prophecy is made up, but it's also
true.

It's about all of us.

Right now, it's about you.

And you still can change everything.

Oh, we got a hugger.

Be careful.

I have been told it might explode.

Hey, Mitch.

Thank you.

And I just want you to know, from the
bottom of my heart... From this moment

forward, I solemnly promise that I will
never...

Emmett!

Emmett! Hey, everyone!

Is everyone okay?

Where's Lucy?

Emmett! Lucy!

We did it.

Emmett, wait.

Batman, there's something I need to say
to you.

No, Wildfell.

I mean, Lucy.

He's the hero you deserve.

Thanks, Batman.

Before it was cool.

Whoops, I have the antidote for the
craggle. How did that happen?

Yay!

The craggler. What's this?

Yay! Daddy, you're okay.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Dad.

We're okay soon.

Hey, guys, time to come up for dinner.

Taco Tuesday, your favorite. Okay,
honey, we'll be up in a sec.

Yeah, we'll be up in a sec.

I gotta tell you something.

What? Now that I'm letting you come down
here and play, guess who else gets to

come down here and play?

Your sister.

What? Well, things sure have a way of
working out smoothly. Am I right, guys?

What?

We are from the planet Duplon. We are
here to destroy you.

Oh, man.

Everything is awesome.

Yes, this is real music.

Dark. Ruining.

Imported. Groundbreaking.

Check out the lyrics.

Darkness.

No parents.

Continue darkness.

More darkness. Get it? The opposite
of...

You get it, that's just a burnt bird!