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(phone buzzing)
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What now, Dana?
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Did you spend time
with Izaiah yet
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or are you still
dragging your feet?
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Already handled. We've got
a meeting on the books,
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so you can stop breathing
down my neck.
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On the books?
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This isn't some routine
cavity fill, Ted.
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Hey, I don't do cavities.
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I rebuild faces.
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Speaking of which...
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The point is that boy
needs to be reminded
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that his girlfriend's daddy
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has a good standing
in this community,
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that he'd be marrying
into a family
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with roots and not rumors.
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I'm serious, Ted.
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Izaiah is smitten
with our daughter.
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And he's son-in-law material.
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Trust me on this.
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Okay, you can save
the stump meeting, Dana.
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I've already figured out
a way to connect with him.
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One that doesn't
require your input.
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Hi. I'm here
for Dr. Ted Richardson.
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Should be a reservation
under that name.
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I'm sorry, sir,
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I don't see a reservation
for Dr. Richardson.
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For real?
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My uncle didn't
book any tables, man.
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He had... Dinner's not
what he had in mind.
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Okay.
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Uh, what's he got in mind?
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Hoops. Yeah, the court's
already been reserved.
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Looks like the doc is drafting
himself a squad of ringers.
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Mm-hmm. Thank God.
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Yeah, I was bracing myself
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for some awkward
cross-examination
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over an overpriced
watercress salad.
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This is way more my speed.
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So I take it things are going
well between you and my cousin?
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Yeah.
Yeah, they are.
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Eva, man, she's...
she's different.
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In a good way.
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Yeah, but I wasn't
expecting her pops
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to hit me with
this random invite.
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You know, it kind of
came out of nowhere.
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Yeah, that's Uncle Ted.
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Hey, he's been trying extra hard
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since he found out
Eva's his daughter.
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? I was a closed door ?
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? Nighttime, nobody home... ?
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Look who it is-
Fairmont Crest's
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finest bookworm.
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Boy, please.
That title expired.
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That's too bad.
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Because my plan
was to crack open
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Carl Ivati's new one
while I eat.
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It just dropped online.
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Stop playing. Already?
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He's cranking 'em out,
fast and furious.
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I'm surprised
I have to tell you, though.
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You're slipping, Eva.
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Wow.
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So, one week off book talk
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and suddenly I'm irrelevant?
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Hey, I don't make the rules.
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I've had a lot
on my mind lately, okay?
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But listen, if you can
put your literary flex
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on pause for just a minute...
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...there's something serious
I need to talk to you about.
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? ?
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(knocking at door)
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Got some scheduling notes
for you. I'll be out
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the rest of the week with that
family thing I told you about.
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I remember.
I'm not trying to blow you off,
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but I really got to get going.
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I got a court reserved
at the country club.
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Then I will send you the info.
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Or... you could ride with me.
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We could knock out
the schedule on the way.
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Are you really volunteering
to get embarrassed today?
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All right, all right, well,
procedures are done for the day.
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Which leaves me plenty of time
to kick your ass
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-and reclaim my crown.
-Mm.
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Only crown
you ever wore was, uh,
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king of airballs.
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Mm, look who is talking,
Dr. Deadweight.
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By the time you get to the rim,
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AARP will have
mailed your invite.
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Mm.
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Why don't you put your money
where your mouth is?
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You mean your money?
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What you got in mind?
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-Loser buys lunch for a week.
-Okay.
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Well, I hope your wallet has
more stamina than your legs,
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'cause it's going to get cooked
even worse than you are.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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So, how's Kat's
condo hunting going?
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You raised a sweet girl
with exquisite taste.
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Aw, thank you.
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And impossibly high standards.
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Never mind.
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We might as well
be shopping on the Moon.
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That bad?
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Try impossible.
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I've shown her half the city.
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Penthouses with rooftop pool,
skyline views,
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ceilings high enough
to host Cirque du Soleil,
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even wine cellars bigger than
most people's apartments,
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and still nothing sparks joy.
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What I find strange is that
she's even looking at all.
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On Valentine's Day,
she was busy texting Tomas
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and they set up
a late-night date, but not once
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did she mention cohabitating.
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Now she's ready to play house?
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Well, far as I know, she's not
planning to move in with him.
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She's been eyeing places
for herself, as in solo.
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I thought she loved
living with Chelsea.
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Seems like
that honeymoon's over.
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Well, look at God.
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My lucky day.
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Just the person I wanted to see.
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Dinner's here.
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And don't pass out, but...
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it's on yours truly.
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Hayley, using that black card
that I gave you
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and paying out
of your own pocket
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are two entirely
different things.
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I know that, Mr. Funny Guy.
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I paid for that
with my own hard-earned money.
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My blackjack winnings!
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Okay, well, in that case,
I won't argue.
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And see, I knew the casino
would be the perfect
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anniversary surprise,
but what I didn't know
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is that my wife
is a secret card shark.
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I mean, what can I say?
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Maybe it's beginner's luck,
or...
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maybe I'm just that good.
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Good looking, that is.
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Either way, this is my way
of thanking you
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for planning such an amazing,
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-perfect getaway.
-Well...
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You know, in all honesty...
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we shouldn't need
an anniversary, you know?
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We should celebrate
what we have every day.
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You know,
I lost focus for a while.
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You know, got caught up
in the... the work,
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the clients, the...
all the cases.
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But moving forward,
I'm gonna do better.
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Babe, you're being
too hard on yourself.
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You're an amazing husband.
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Yeah, but
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I don't just want to be
the husband you deserve.
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You know?
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I want to be the man that
I should have been all along.
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You know, one who's,
you know, never too busy,
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never too distracted,
you know, always present.
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Which is why I'm wondering,
um...
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You think you're ready to start
trying for a baby again?
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If I never see you again,
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it'll be too damn soon.
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Why can't you just
crawl back into the gutter
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that you oozed out of
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and leave me the hell alone?
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I wasn't talking to you,
naughty Nikki,
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or to your boring-ass alter ego
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Dr. Nicole Dupree,
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with her PhD in pretension.
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I was speaking with
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Joey Armstrong's mouthpiece
over here.
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I'm no one's mouthpiece.
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Joey may be an investor
in your clinic,
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but he's my partner,
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in every sense of the word.
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So, I suggest you tread lightly
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and refrain from calling me
anything outside my name.
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Okay, I see you.
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Blondie's got some bite.
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Oh, pardon moi.
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Ms. Vanessa McBride.
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Wow. Go off, girl.
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Can you just get to the point
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so we both can be free of you?
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(mocking vocalizing)
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I am requiring the assistance
of Vanessa
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for the next phase
of my project.
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Your project?
I thought this was your baby.
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LESLIE:
Oh, it is. And even babies
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need a godmother
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who is exceptionally
well-connected.
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I'm preparing to announce
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the official opening date
of the clinic,
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And I need
every major news outlet
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in the DMV lined up.
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Hell, honey, I'll even
take a Real Housewife or two.
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The more the merrier.
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I mean, it is my grand debut.
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So, can I count on you to...
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...tap into your network?
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Absolutely...
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not.
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The day I hand you
the microphone
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is the day hell freezes over.
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There's no way I'm allowing
you anywhere near the press.
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My dad set up a meeting
with Izaiah today.
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Oh.
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And that's supposed
to be a problem?
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My stepdad Alan
never vetted my boyfriends.
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He didn't even care enough
to ask questions
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about me or my life, but...
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Ted's a different story.
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He's making up for lost time,
and I just don't know
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how far he'll take it.
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Eva, your dad just wants
to look out for you.
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And that's sweet, in theory.
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Look, you're the guy
dating his other daughter,
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so be straight with me.
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What should I or Izaiah expect?
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We did have
a couple of conversations.
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A friendly couple?
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If by "friendly,"
you mean "terrifying."
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First, all the men
in the family ambushed me
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at Chelsea's fashion show.
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Oh, God.
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And later,
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I had a one-on-one with Ted.
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And honestly, it was
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one of the most uncomfortable
conversations of my life.
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I knew it.
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What did he say?
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He called me out.
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About... sleeping with you.
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Eva's relationship with Ted
is everything to her.
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I just wish
the rest of the folks here
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showed her the same respect.
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Yeah, most do.
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All things considered,
of course.
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Now, if Nicole wanted
to have a grudge against her,
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then she'd have every right to.
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But the only real holdup
is my cousin Kat.
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-And that's just Kat.
-Yeah.
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I mean, even she catches heat
because of her mom,
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but they're nothing alike.
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-Yeah. Yeah, I'll give you that.
-Now, don't get me wrong,
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I'm not saying she's a saint.
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She's the first to admit
she messed up, but she owns it.
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Yeah.
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You know, she's lucky to have
someone like you in her corner.
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It's like she has
her own personal hype man.
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Nah.
Nah, I'm the one who's lucky.
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Yeah, okay.
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Well, we'll see if you
feel like you're still
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just as much of a team player
when we hit that court.
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Yeah. Yeah, about that-
I, uh...
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Not exactly dressed to
be dropping buckets right now.
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Yeah, Uncle Ted should have
given you a heads-up.
257
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,678
But the good news is this place
has a pro shop.
258
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:21,949
-Of course it does.
-Yeah.
259
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,316
Come on, bro,
let's get you laced up proper.
260
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,551
All right.
261
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,120
I am talking steak houses
and fine dining.
262
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,856
No hospital cafeterias,
food courts or buffets.
263
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,524
Oh, I agree.
We're talking appetizers,
264
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,960
top-shelf drinks
and desserts included.
265
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,862
I'm gonna be
eating like royalty.
266
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,098
Please,
with those glass ankles?
267
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,743
Let's settle this with
a professional opinion, hmm?
268
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,807
Dr. Rollins.
269
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,843
Uh, ankle sprains in basketball
270
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,179
come from rugged play, right?
271
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,546
All the greats deal with it.
272
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,649
-Did-did you just say "greats"?
-Well...
273
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,116
Please tell me
you didn't put yourself
274
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,707
in the same sentence
as Steph Curry and Jason Tatum.
275
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,822
All right, school him, Doc.
276
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,556
Tell him pros
don't roll their ankles
277
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,958
in silly pickup games.
278
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,560
You guys hoop?
279
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:08,794
Uh, used to.
280
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,328
Yeah, our monthly
all-doctor league
281
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:13,099
got so competitive you'd think
it was the Final Four.
282
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,566
Well, if you start back up,
let me know.
283
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,102
-I'd be down.
-Oh.
284
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,041
Are you any good?
285
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,274
I played high school ball,
286
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,809
made it to the state
championship game.
287
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,278
But did you win?
288
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,513
Tell me, how many
state championship games
289
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,682
did you play in?
290
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,617
Uh, uh...
291
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,652
that-that'd be none.
292
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,620
Well, we're leaving
for the club right now.
293
00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:39,158
So, if you're not afraid
to get embarrassed, lace up.
294
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,795
Correction.
295
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,197
You're gonna be the one
who's embarrassed.
296
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:47,800
I'll see you there.
297
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,070
Really, Carlton?
298
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,815
Let's not forget
who first gave Joey this idea.
299
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,751
By all rights, my name
should be splashed across
300
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,353
the front of that building
301
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,688
in big, block letters.
302
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,057
But Joey
303
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,059
put the kibosh on that.
304
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,628
Rightfully so.
305
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,063
Whatever he says, I am still
306
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,432
the face of that clinic,
period.
307
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:25,137
Oh. So this is like
performative philanthropy?
308
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,207
You know, when those, uh,
movie stars get caught
309
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,175
cheating on their wives
and then end up
310
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,611
ladling at soup kitchens
with cameras?
311
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,581
Have you ever seen
anything sadder?
312
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,416
I'm assuming that's rhetorical.
313
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,753
Who better to do
a performance lecture
314
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,354
than a Dupree?
315
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:45,324
You know,
your whole damn family
316
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,658
could teach a master class
on that.
317
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,694
Careful, Leslie.
318
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,863
Nikki came out
last time you goaded me
319
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,698
to put my hands on you.
320
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,100
You do remember
how that ended, didn't you?
321
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,238
Leslie...
322
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,974
if you want my help,
you need to leave.
323
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,076
Now.
324
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:10,015
Well, since I got
what I came here for...
325
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,384
Ta-ta, ladies.
326
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,225
So much fun.
327
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,061
God, I despise that woman.
328
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,165
Let me get this straight.
329
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,766
My dad actually grilled you
330
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,936
about the little hiccup we had?
331
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,839
Gosh, that's mortifying.
332
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,406
Look, when he
came at me about it,
333
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,676
I wanted to crawl under a rock.
334
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,512
Yeah, it wasn't a picnic
on my end, either.
335
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,980
For a minute,
I thought he might bludgeon me
336
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,851
with his racket
right then and there.
337
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,217
He threatened you?
338
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,220
Not outright, just implied.
339
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:51,490
Made it very clear
that if I ever hurt
340
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,425
either of his daughters again,
341
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,160
we'd have a problem.
342
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,465
So he was actually worried
about me and not just Kat?
343
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,935
That feels good to hear.
344
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,970
But now I'm nervous
about Izaiah.
345
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,805
You shouldn't be.
346
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,674
He seems like a stand-up guy.
347
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,309
Well, he is.
348
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,778
Which is why I don't want
my dad to scare him off.
349
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,547
All right, gentlemen.
350
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,416
Carlton and I are captains.
351
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,484
Stakes are simple:
week's worth of lunches.
352
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,853
Pressure is on.
353
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,521
Say less.
354
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,223
I'm running up that scoreboard.
355
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,923
Gonna make this
easy for you, Doc.
356
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,661
No, no, see,
that's the energy I like.
357
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,229
You with me.
358
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,196
Uh, did I mention, uh,
I get the first pick?
359
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,765
Well, that's fine.
Just means I need
360
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,500
a youngster on my team
to make it even,
361
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,436
-and I'm going with Andre.
-Mm-hmm.
362
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:38,804
Let's go, baby.
363
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,772
And just 'cause we share
the same DNA doesn't mean
364
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,541
that I'm gonna pull punches.
365
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,542
Family don't mean
a damn thing on the court.
366
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,212
Okay, well, in that case,
I'll take Kial.
367
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,049
Man says he's
championship material.
368
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,950
Let's see if he
lives up to the hype.
369
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,217
See if he can cash those checks
370
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,585
he's been writing
with his mouth.
371
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,388
Oh, I'm going to cash 'em.
372
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,058
-Don't worry about that.
-Oh!
373
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,294
Whoa, like three on two?
How's that fair, Unc?
374
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,797
Yeah, I-I'm not
your unc anymore.
375
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,764
-That's a you problem.
-CARLTON: That's all right.
376
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,033
There's always hungry guys
around the court.
377
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,102
Let's recruit.
378
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,371
Let's go.
379
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,475
Got more than bragging rights
riding on this game.
380
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,311
Don't let me down.
381
00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:27,919
Yes. I will have the new brief
drafted tomorrow, okay?
382
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,122
Yeah, you're welcome. Bye.
383
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,140
Goodness.
384
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,559
Sorry about that.
385
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,326
You know, some clients
can be so needy.
386
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,962
No, it's-it's fine.
387
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,932
Gave me a chance
to gather my thoughts.
388
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,569
Bill, I didn't know you were
389
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,637
ready to try for another child.
390
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,607
We talked about it, Hayley.
391
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,775
You coming off birth control
after the holidays?
392
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,745
Yeah, that was
before the attack.
393
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,713
I'm just coming back from it.
394
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,281
I know. Okay.
But I'm-I'm not
395
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,638
asking you to walk out of here
pregnant today.
396
00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:01,486
I wouldn't mind
a little practice, though.
397
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,489
Okay, all jokes aside,
398
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,959
we just moved
back into the house.
399
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,862
I want us to feel normal again
400
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,131
before adding a child, and...
401
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,567
...after the miscarriage.
402
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,404
I just want everything
to be right.
403
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,406
Yeah. Well, so do I.
404
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,942
Okay, then why rush
and cut corners?
405
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:27,112
I need to get the green light
from my doctor that...
406
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,548
that there are
no hidden side effects.
407
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,016
Yeah, that's probably wise.
408
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,752
Yeah, and you should
get checked, too.
409
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,723
Those blood test results
that you got
410
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,558
were a little wonky.
411
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,215
I need to make sure
your fertility wasn't impacted.
412
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:44,596
Yeah, I feel fine,
you know, strong as ever.
413
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,066
Well, I... You know,
I suppose it couldn't hurt.
414
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,904
So, if we both get
the all-clear, you'll be ready?
415
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,572
Of course.
416
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,809
I mean, what better way
to celebrate our love than,
417
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,478
you know, creating a child
418
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,881
that's the perfect blend
of us both, hmm?
419
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:08,220
For over a year, that woman
420
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,088
has been wreaking havoc
421
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,658
on everyone I care about.
422
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,193
And what's her punishment?
423
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,829
An inheritance.
From my mother, no less.
424
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,231
And now she has you
polishing her halo
425
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,833
with this so-called clinic.
426
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,802
That wasn't my idea.
427
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,671
And I only agreed because it
felt like a way to honor Doug.
428
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,575
I am not taking this out on you.
429
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,544
It is just so damn unfair.
430
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,812
She walks around here
like she's bulletproof.
431
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,049
Her luck won't last forever.
432
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:41,253
But every second you spend
obsessing over her
433
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,355
is a victory for Leslie.
434
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:48,494
I can't seem to get my mind on
anything else
435
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,363
when the pungent odor
of her narcissism
436
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,266
is clinging to the air
like poison.
437
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,969
Then let's clear the air
with a fresh subject.
438
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,537
Like...
439
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,973
your newly exciting love life.
440
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,675
-Vanessa...
-Stop dragging your heels.
441
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:07,112
You already said yes to
a double date with Joey and me.
442
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,381
It's time to lock it in.
443
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,352
EVA: You have a lot of faith.
That is a hard path for me.
444
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,787
Like, totally overgrown.
445
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:17,890
(clears throat)
446
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,359
Don't you have somewhere to be?
447
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,462
-Mama, don't be rude.
-TOMAS: It's fine.
448
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,131
I should be getting
back to work anyway.
449
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,469
Ladies.
450
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,071
Bye-bye.
Thanks for keeping my seat warm
451
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,240
and the air
with your hot breath.
452
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,143
What is wrong with you?
453
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,279
Why would you
chase him away like that?
454
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,415
Why would you want to have
anything to do with a man
455
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,151
who chose your spoiled brat
of a sister
456
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,253
over you is beyond me.
457
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,224
Because I'm an adult
and I know how to be mature.
458
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,559
Maybe you should try it.
459
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,995
Yeah, well,
460
00:19:57,062 --> 00:20:00,332
maybe you should
think about optics.
461
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,133
You should be a little concerned
about that,
462
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:05,084
because imagine if Izaiah came
walking through that door
463
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,006
and saw you two with your
big ol' heads stuck together.
464
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,375
My man don't spook easy.
465
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,310
And besides,
that's not even a possibility,
466
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,646
because today
he's spending time with my dad.
467
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,683
Thanks to me.
468
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,218
What does that mean?
469
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,423
Oh, my gosh, Mama,
what did you do?
470
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:25,824
Hee, hee.
471
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:33,030
-You thinking what I'm thinking?
-An infinity pool
472
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,767
so we can still swim
when it's high tide?
473
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,703
Or...
474
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,806
my beautiful wife
stretched out on the sand,
475
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:43,942
glowing, with her belly
catching the sunlight.
476
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:47,512
Oh. That's some
imagination you have.
477
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,916
No, no, it's not imagination,
it's vision.
478
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,750
You deserve
a pregnancy in paradise.
479
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,120
And when our little
bundle of joy does arrive,
480
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:58,090
he or she can be an island baby.
481
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,206
-Hmm.
-You know?
482
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,293
Falling asleep
to reggae lullabies,
483
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,228
waking up to the crashing waves.
484
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,498
Mm.
Well, that does sound nice.
485
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:07,933
You know, maybe
486
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,670
I can be an island baby
myself and just...
487
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,904
stay there forever.
488
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,041
Mm. Well, as long as
I'm there with you.
489
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,146
Oh, sorry.
Uh, Caroline said
490
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,680
I could come in
to discuss something with you.
491
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,016
Yeah, yeah, sure. Honey,
you mind giving us a minute?
492
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,485
Of course.
493
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:30,022
Unless this has something
to do with Lynette's case.
494
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:35,060
For the record,
I was hungover when I agreed
495
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,396
to this little double date
scheme of yours.
496
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,498
So you're claiming
it's not binding?
497
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,533
-I'm just saying...
-Nice try.
498
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,402
If you were drunk, I'd let you
plead temporary insanity,
499
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,738
but a hangover is peak clarity.
500
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,707
You knew what you were
signing up for.
501
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:51,176
Vanessa, I am not comfortable
502
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,579
spending an evening with Joey,
and I sure as hell
503
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,947
don't want to put some poor man
through that circus.
504
00:21:56,948 --> 00:22:00,352
Everyone enjoys a walk
on the wild side now and then.
505
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:01,987
You would know.
506
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,890
So believe me when I tell you
it's not the end of the world.
507
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:08,493
At worst, it's
a killer cocktail party story.
508
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,562
Emphasis on the "killer."
509
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,563
Rumors and speculation,
none of it proven.
510
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:16,101
If you just show up,
you'd see that for yourself.
511
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,571
You're not gonna
let me out of this, are you?
512
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,373
You need this distraction.
513
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,942
Oh, is that what
we're calling it now?
514
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,044
Oh, fine.
515
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,081
Let me call Carlton
and see if he's available.
516
00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:35,286
Man, I thought this was
gonna be a friendly game.
517
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,555
Right. Yeah, at least
they don't need trainers.
518
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,858
Docs just can
treat their own injuries.
519
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,527
Who's injured? I'm just
icing my wrist in prep for
520
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,161
all these lunches
I have to collect.
521
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,732
More like a strain
playing Hack-a-Shaq
522
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,000
every time
somebody touched the ball.
523
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,417
My last three was money
till somebody decided
524
00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:52,803
to throw their entire body at me
525
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,707
and then had the nerve
to say it wasn't a foul.
526
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:58,210
If you consider that
playing hard,
527
00:22:58,276 --> 00:23:02,147
then maybe your high school
squad was playing hopscotch.
528
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,450
Mm. I guess we found out that
white men really can't jump.
529
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,652
Okay, easy, guys, easy.
530
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:10,688
Are you sure you don't need
an ice pack for that hammy?
531
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,557
Ah, more like a strain.
532
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,858
I should have let the ball go
out of bounds
533
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,227
instead of diving for it.
534
00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:17,896
Mm-hmm. I appreciate
the hustle, though.
535
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,296
That was a good game, though.
536
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,931
-TED: Yeah.
-And thank you for the invite.
537
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,235
Oh, wait, you're not, uh...
538
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,103
you're not leaving, are you?
Huh?
539
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,005
Why don't you, uh,
you and me, uh,
540
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,774
grab a beer, huh?
Just you and me.
541
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,378
Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
542
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:35,847
I'll see you there.
543
00:23:36,608 --> 00:23:41,118
Hey, man, it looks like
you're chopping it up with Ted
544
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,821
after all.
545
00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:44,556
Good luck.
546
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,428
Mama, my love life
isn't a game.
547
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,531
I beg to differ.
548
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,299
It's called the game of life,
549
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:57,302
which you and I have been
excelling at recently.
550
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,271
You know damn well what I mean.
551
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:00,872
Relax.
552
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,542
I told Ted to step it up
553
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,477
and meet your man.
554
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,346
That's what daddies do.
555
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:10,615
No, that's what you do.
556
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:13,318
Meddle and stir the pot
until it boils over.
557
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:16,154
Well, it was beneficial for you.
558
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,190
Okay, and what about Izaiah?
559
00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:20,592
What if Dad
comes at him sideways?
560
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,126
It could make him
feel some type of way
561
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,361
and mess up everything.
562
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:26,932
Funny.
563
00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:29,634
You spent years whining
about not having
564
00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,736
a father in your life,
565
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,439
and finally, you get one.
566
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,474
And here you are, upset.
567
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,476
Because if they don't vibe
568
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,679
it's me and Izaiah
who pay the price.
569
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,782
And if they do,
570
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:47,052
then it just speeds things up.
571
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,221
Speeds what up?
572
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:50,355
(Leslie sighs)
573
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,490
Spring is too soon,
574
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,893
summer hot and humid.
575
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,964
Oh, but autumn... Mmm.
576
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,665
Baby girl.
577
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:04,336
The weather is just perfect.
578
00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,204
Perfect for...
579
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:11,643
Oh! I can't believe you.
You are still out here
580
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:12,811
plotting my wedding?
581
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:20,384
I do have an update
on Lynette Wise's case,
582
00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:21,986
and maybe it's best
for Mrs. Hamilton to stay,
583
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:24,256
since you've been
so close to her.
584
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:27,325
Of course.
I-I care about Lynette.
585
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:29,382
She was there for me
when I was attacked.
586
00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:32,196
Okay, don't leave us hanging.
What's the update?
587
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,697
Well, Lynette made it clear that
588
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,934
she wants me
to get the charges dropped.
589
00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:38,235
Every client wishes that
we could wave a magic wand
590
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,770
and make their problems
disappear,
591
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,673
but reality doesn't
work like that.
592
00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:44,308
Yeah? Well, people don't come
to my firm for reality.
593
00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:46,110
They come because we're known
to make miracles happen.
594
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,314
Right. Which is why
I couldn't ignore her request.
595
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,683
So I went back over everything,
596
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,184
dug deeper than before,
597
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,919
looking for leverage,
loopholes-
598
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,270
anything that could
turn the tide in our favor.
599
00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,758
And?
600
00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:02,594
What I uncovered surprised me.
601
00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:08,934
Now I'm starting
to see it real clear, Carlton.
602
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,270
You're not as laid back
as folks think you are.
603
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,973
Soon as the game
wasn't going your way,
604
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,975
you take cheap shots,
605
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,710
start playing dirty.
606
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,947
You know, I can see you, too.
607
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:25,716
Strutting around here
like you're the second coming.
608
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:27,118
But let's get real.
609
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,321
You're only legendary
in your own head.
610
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:32,157
It won't be too long
before other folks peep that.
611
00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:34,626
Other folks or
one woman in particular?
612
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:37,462
All right, come on guys.
Y'all really gonna let
613
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,631
a pickup game turn into
World War III?
614
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,367
You both need to chill.
615
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,469
(phone buzzing)
616
00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:50,942
Oh. Nicole.
617
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,213
NICOLE:
Carlton, I was hoping
618
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,048
you were free for dinner
this week.
619
00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,385
Uh, regretfully, I'm not.
I'll be out of town.
620
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,421
That is twice
that you have turned me down.
621
00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:04,789
One more time,
622
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,857
I'll have to think that
you're playing hard to get.
623
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:08,927
I wouldn't do that.
624
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,161
Not to you.
625
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:13,063
I've got my niece's birthday,
remember?
626
00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:16,001
Oh, right.
That destination celebration.
627
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:17,268
I forgot.
628
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,771
Well, I hope
you have a great trip.
629
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:22,073
Thanks. Bye.
630
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,845
Hey, hold up.
631
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:28,580
Nicole just asked you out?
632
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,815
All I can say is...
633
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,084
all is fair
in love and basketball.
634
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:38,156
Thank you.
635
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:41,459
Of course I'm talking about
a wedding, sweetie.
636
00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:43,728
Come on, we need
to get that country club
637
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:46,765
on the books now if we want
that prime date for the fall.
638
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:49,634
Okay, let's be clear.
639
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,403
If I ever decide
to get married,
640
00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:53,872
I pick when and where, not you.
641
00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:57,675
I did not drop all that money
on that membership
642
00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,578
just to have my daughter
rush off to some courthouse
643
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,514
to be like some common folk.
644
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:05,150
Izaiah and I aren't
rushing into anything,
645
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,818
especially anytime soon.
646
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:09,788
But why wait, baby?
647
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,390
I mean, you two are perfect
for each other.
648
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:16,394
And time don't do nothing
but rob you of your years.
649
00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:19,631
We like our independence,
650
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:23,401
having places of our own,
our own lives.
651
00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:27,038
Yeah, well, you know,
independence is overrated.
652
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:28,940
And since you have
your own place,
653
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,143
thanks to me, then...
654
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,745
why not
655
00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,480
let Izaiah move in?
656
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,415
I mean, he would
save some money.
657
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:40,085
-We don't need vows for that.
-Hmm.
658
00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:42,420
Yeah, but maybe you need it
for things like
659
00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:46,658
tax breaks,
health insurance, security.
660
00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:50,128
The real perks come when you-
clink, clink-
661
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,696
lock it down, boo.
662
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:54,599
Okay, why are we even on this?
663
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,667
You're pushing this
wedding agenda so hard
664
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,471
that I'm starting to think
that it's not even about me.
665
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,842
Well, that is ridiculous.
Who else would it be about?
666
00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:06,578
You.
667
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,581
This feels awkward.
668
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,083
I'm glad you said it first.
669
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:15,353
Trust me.
I was in your shoes yesterday,
670
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,754
sitting across from
the woman in my life's family,
671
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:21,526
getting interrogated
like it was NCIS.
672
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,628
-Damn.
-Yeah.
673
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:26,464
So I'll spare you
the small talk.
674
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:29,734
What are your intentions
with my daughter?
675
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:33,438
Simple, sir.
676
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,874
My only goal
is keeping Eva happy.
677
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,809
How, exactly?
678
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,344
By showing up,
679
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:41,613
taking her out
and showing her she matters.
680
00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:44,516
Really listening
when the weight's on her.
681
00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:47,051
Respecting her
for the woman she is and
682
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,120
making sure
she never doubts her worth.
683
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,755
Hmm.
684
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:52,457
That's a- that's a...
685
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,524
that's a good answer.
686
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,460
It's the truth.
687
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:58,996
Eva hasn't had it easy.
I'm sure she's told you
688
00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:01,132
what it was like for her
growing up.
689
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,733
Yeah. I can't imagine
going through
690
00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:04,202
half of what she went through.
691
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:05,403
Neither can I.
692
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,806
Eva's mother is, uh,
693
00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:12,277
the reason the phrase, uh,
"brace yourself" exists.
694
00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:15,046
But in spite of all that, Eva-
695
00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:18,049
she didn't just survive.
She came out stronger, you know?
696
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,618
Yeah. Yeah, she's special.
697
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,487
Realest thing
I ever had in my life.
698
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,222
That's why I don't plan on being
the fool who let that slip away.
699
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:26,457
Hmm. Good.
700
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:28,960
'Cause the last thing
I want to see is her...
701
00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,929
getting hurt again.
702
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,230
Same.
703
00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:34,165
All right, that's good, but...
704
00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:37,435
I guess you can understand
why, uh, I'd be concerned
705
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,637
about her dating someone
706
00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,739
with your history.
707
00:30:45,691 --> 00:30:49,746
I've been digging into Lynette,
and it's not what I found
708
00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:52,016
that bothers me,
it's what I didn't.
709
00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:54,719
Go on.
710
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:57,055
Other than her birth certificate
711
00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:58,755
and a couple of tax forms
that she had
712
00:30:58,756 --> 00:31:00,825
from when she worked
at that bank,
713
00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,527
she barely exists.
714
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,796
No paper trail,
minimal social media.
715
00:31:04,797 --> 00:31:06,330
It's like she dropped
out of the sky
716
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:08,933
the day she walked
into our office.
717
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,635
That's odd.
718
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,403
No, no, that's smart.
719
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,773
Hey, I've seen prosecutors
weaponize a tweet,
720
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,509
a Facebook memory,
even a damn Yelp review.
721
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,143
A client with any good sense
scrubs their life clean
722
00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:22,014
before it could be
used against them.
723
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:25,016
So it doesn't bother you
that she's a ghost?
724
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:27,818
Man, half the people that
pay our retainers are ghosts.
725
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,855
I mean, are they guilty
of every charge?
726
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,992
No. Innocent?
Not by a long shot.
727
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,127
And it's not our job to judge.
728
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,364
It's just our job
to keep them out of prison.
729
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:42,200
That is exactly why knowing
more about Lynette matters.
730
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,369
And since she's kept me
at arm's length,
731
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:46,704
I was thinking
maybe she's confided in you.
732
00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:48,539
Why would you think that?
733
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,046
I didn't mean any disrespect.
734
00:31:50,047 --> 00:31:52,009
I just thought, since
you two have bonded now...
735
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:55,813
Okay, we're not girlfriends
who brunch together.
736
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,816
We just talked about the attack.
That's it.
737
00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:00,851
If she ever does open up to you,
I hope I can count on
738
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:03,288
the boss's wife
to share what she's learned.
739
00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:07,692
ANDRE:
You know what's wild?
740
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,662
I was ready to run
interference for Izaiah
741
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:13,398
in case Uncle Ted was
pressing him too hard.
742
00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:16,401
Turns out the ones needing
a referee were you and Kial.
743
00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:18,702
Look, that was just two men
talking a little smack.
744
00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:20,104
Nothing serious.
745
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:23,441
We both know that you scrapping
wasn't over just the game.
746
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,910
Andre, don't make this
more than it is.
747
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,112
I'm just calling it
for what it is.
748
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:31,516
And Aunt Nicole isn't here
for all of that macho posturing.
749
00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:33,017
You keep it up,
750
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,420
her choice isn't gonna
be you or Kial.
751
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,688
She'll be moving on.
752
00:32:40,591 --> 00:32:43,421
Since Carlton isn't available,
looks like we are gonna
753
00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:45,696
have to put our little
double date experiment on hold.
754
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,999
-Mm, what a shame.
-Uh-huh.
755
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,703
The disappointment is just
pouring out of you.
756
00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:53,137
I am devastated.
757
00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:56,808
You do have at least
one other viable option.
758
00:32:56,874 --> 00:32:59,143
Oh, if you are talking
about Kial...
759
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,245
(phone buzzing)
760
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:04,415
Well, speak of the devil.
761
00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:08,453
Hello, Dr. Rollins.
762
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:11,489
Hi, Vanessa. I was wondering
if you could help me out.
763
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,160
I know the lasting impression
you got of me
764
00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:19,330
was that blowup
at Naomi and Jacob's wedding.
765
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:20,932
Not my proudest moment.
766
00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:22,734
But that's not me anymore.
767
00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:24,101
Look, I spent all those years
out of state
768
00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:26,404
working on myself,
becoming a better man.
769
00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:29,774
Look, as a man walking down
his own road
770
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,243
back from mistakes, yeah,
771
00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:34,300
I believe people can change,
you know?
772
00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:37,148
Right, and I'd never hurt Eva.
773
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:41,252
Yeah, we took a little minute
to lock in, but now we're solid.
774
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,652
And I'm not here to play games.
775
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:44,755
I'm glad to hear it.
And so was Eva's mother.
776
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:48,593
She's already out here calling
you her future son-in-law.
777
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:54,532
Man, me and Eva been solid
for what, like a few weeks?
778
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:56,033
-Mm-hmm.
-(laughs)
779
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:59,136
Leslie,
she's-she's joking about that.
780
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,972
Afraid not.
781
00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:03,274
She doesn't joke
about something she wants.
782
00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:08,479
She'll move heaven, hell and
half the DMV to make it happen.
783
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:15,119
Baby, of course there's
something in it for me, okay?
784
00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:20,358
Every mother dreams
of her daughter just
785
00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:22,560
being as beautiful as ever
786
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:26,063
in this long,
white, couture gown-
787
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:29,133
preferably mermaid style
with a train-
788
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,938
and walking down the aisle
to her happily ever after.
789
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,242
So you'll be just as thrilled if
790
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:42,447
that happily ever after was with
someone else instead of Izaiah?
791
00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:45,349
Why on God's green earth
792
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:47,518
would you want to be
with another man?
793
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,520
Izaiah is fo-ine.
794
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,889
He is handsome, he's tall,
795
00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:55,026
he ain't got
no baby mama drama, huh?
796
00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:57,929
And he comes
from the Hawthorns,
797
00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,198
a family that's well respected,
798
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,800
and that is better
than a come-up, baby-
799
00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:05,002
that is a whole windfall.
800
00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:06,119
Mm.
801
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:10,608
Every Hawthorne man except
Izaiah happens to be a cop.
802
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:12,910
Convenient, right?
803
00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:16,247
In case certain receipts
ever surface
804
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:18,549
about your extracurriculars.
805
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,350
I don't know
what you're implying.
806
00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:22,185
Cat's been making noise
again about
807
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:23,955
you skating on attempted murder.
808
00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:26,357
Laura's case is still open.
809
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,593
Don't tell me
you're not banking on Elon
810
00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:31,062
burying anything
that stains the family name.
811
00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,030
Hmm.
812
00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:34,898
Never thought about it,
but I suppose
813
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,001
-that could be a nice perk.
-Mm.
814
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:41,806
Which... would mean
that it'd be beneficial
815
00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,742
for Izaiah to hurry up
and put a ring on it.
816
00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:47,812
Except your plan won't work
817
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:50,882
because Izaiah and
his daddy barely speak.
818
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:56,053
Yeah, well, weddings have a way
of making families reconcile.
819
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,490
Now all you got to do
is just nudge that boy
820
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,993
in the right direction.
821
00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:06,030
What I gotta do
is protect my relationship.
822
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,966
If you keep this up,
you're going to push him away.
823
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,836
And if that happens,
I will never forgive you.
824
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:15,606
Remember, Mama,
825
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:19,110
you taught me
everything I know about revenge.
826
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,887
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