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Oh my God! I wish I could go
to sleep right now

for tomorrow's day to come earlier.

It's our wedding.

I'll be Molchanova.
Or you'll take my surname?

- Are you happy?
- Yes. I'm sweating with happiness.

It's just a bit awkward to celebrate
your wedding at someone's expense.

You know I don't like freebies.

Maybe we still save up for it ourselves.
In about 5 years.

- Come on.
- So?

Tomorrow we'll get to the restaurant
without traffic jam.

Not in an ambulance, in a limo.

I've fixed it up with some buddies
from police. They'll close the road for us.

Ivan Davidovich, sweetheart.
We have some changes.

Kristina will get married tomorrow,
and our daughter will in a week.

Is that right?

Anyway, I'm ready to help all bridesmaids,
friends

and even this scared guy.

ANGELICA

Look. We can celebrate something else.

It doesn't have to be a wedding, right?

I looked it up. Tomorrow it's going to be
migration officer day.

Let's celebrate this day, shall we?
What do you say, Timur?

Sorry, I need to have a word with
my boyfriend.

I need to find a switcher in his brain.

Right. All the most important decisions
in families are made in a bedroom.

- Ivan Davidovich.
- Yes?

Don't worry about money. We'll pay for
our wedding ourselves. Right?

What do you mean 'ourselves'?
Hold on.

No, we'll pay for Lika's wedding as well.

At least we won't go
to the Bondarchuks' housewarming party.

Not to buy a present to save some money.

No, no, you won't pay for anything.

Nikita, I'll be in a moment.

Mum, we have some savings.

It'll be a more humble wedding,
but we want it to be so.

Yes Innusik. It's not right.

Decision is made. It's right.

If we cancel it, they'll be offended.

Are you backpedaling now?

Chickened out to marry me?
So tell me.

Or better write me because by the time
you make a decision

I'll already be in Saratov and
you'll never see me.

I didn't chicken out.
I've dreamt about it myself.

Since I was 10. We started dating

and I wanted even more.

I just got confused a bit. That's it.

Mama.

Call me when you come to Ulyanovsk.

Or better call me from train station
in Moscow.

Because I already started missing you.

I'll remind you how much you missed me

in 50 years or so when you'll call me
an old fart.

I don't want you to go there.

There are strange immigrants
with heavy bags

and vendors selling strange stuff.

What is worse,

there can be some nice girl
in your compartment.

Quite likely.

But I'll also have time
to prepare a surprise for you.

That's it. Good bye.

- To my wedding.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you.
- Hurrah.

Hey, bro. Can I have a word with you?

Look.

Do you like Bordukovskaya a lot?

Not Bordukovskaya, but Zhenya.

I get it. Dumb question.

If you love each other,

maybe you can get married?

Why are you looking at me like that?

Of course, I got a bit jealous of how
lucky you got, but...

Bro, what's to be jealous of?

Propose to Bordu... I mean to Zhenya
and get married instead of us.

You know, you're right.

But what about Kristina?
She's so excited right now.

Come on, bro. Everything will be fine.

My Kristinaochka is a diamond.

If she got so excited about our wedding,

imagine her excitement about
her friend's wedding?

I'm telling you.

Can I have your attention please?

Zhenechka, when I first saw you,

my heart started pounding as if
I had 100 energy drinks.

I love you very much.

Will you marry me?

Tomorrow.

I think Lesha and Kristina
will be fine with that.

Hold on a sec.

What do you mean 'get married'?
You just started dating.

She still smells
Roman Alekseevich's perfume.

Kristina, what are you talking about?

Why marry him?
Why get married at all?

You have no diploma, no dissertation.
No whatever you wanted there.

Education used to be top priority for you.

- Lyokha, tell her.
- Yeah, right.

You dated a teacher because
you could combine with your study.

And Timurchik is just to forget
about the teacher.

You'll never marry him.

- Lyokha, we had a deal...
- Timur, don't listen to them.

My feelings are sincere.

I say yes.

Moreover, my parents got married
after 2 months of dating.

So, Timur and I also have love
at first sight.

Jesus Christ. It's just crazy.

They didn't even change their status.

Okay, Padre, come on.

Make a decision.
Who do you give your blessing to?

Just some chipmunk's whim
of real trusted relationships?

Girls.

I can't do it.

Mum. Mum, help me with that.

You've arranged everything.
You choose then.

What? Why me? What can I do? Well.

It takes me 3 hours to choose nail polish.

And it's not safe to stand between
two girls planning to get married.

So, I don't know.
Maybe you can suggest something?

What? Me?
Well, what's there to think about?

We're not registering our income here,
right?

Let's vote.

Galina Stepanovna, we invited you as
independent expert.

To be objective.
You have to choose a couple you like most.

- Is that clear?
- Yes.

If you give me some,
I'll vote for the one you need.

Galina Stepanovna, you're not voting
for a municipal deputy.

- Vote with your heart.
- Right, with your heart.

Now, the candidates have to explain
why they

have to get this wedding.

You can start.

We've been together with Lyokha
for a long time.

We love each other.

We had a longer sex than they're dating.

We're the best couple, right?

Right, right, right.

We've even passed compatibility test
on the Internet.

We got 23 points.

Out of 100, though. But it's the Internet,
you can't trust anything there.

I'm right, right?

Weddings are great. Lots of presents,
some cash.

You don't need to work for 6 months.

Anyway, I'm positive that we just need
this wedding.

- Very convincing.
- Shut up.

Shush. Remember the rules.

Please, the next one.

Our decision may look spontaneous,

but everyone choose his beloved
with his heart and soul.

Our angels interwove our lives
long time ago.

There are only formalities left.
To celebrate it.

When the love is real, you feel it.

Come on. Those are just hormonal surge.

And it doesn't matter how much time passed,

what kind of social statuses you have.
Only loving hearts matter.

To love Zhenya is like breathing for me.

I want to do it every second.

Now it's up to you whether I can breathe
further.

Such nice words that
my heart started pounded.

Do you have some validol?
Or better some cognac?

Couldn't you feed them such nonsense too?

I said almost the same.

They just felt sorry for him because he has
puppy eyes.

Who's for Timur and Evgenia?

Come on.

What a show.

Last time I cried when that bear
shed a tear at Sochi Olympics.

- Congratulations, our future family.
- Thank you.

And I personally don't care at what wedding
to look great so,

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

Hurrah. Tomorrow you'll have a wedding.
Congratulations!

Zhenya, I'm very happy for you.

Okay, let the Bordukovkys'
have a wedding tomorrow.

Just because Zhenya has a birthday
tomorrow.

You have a birthday tomorrow?
That's great!

Wow, gotcha.

A groom doesn't know his fiance's birthday.

Come on, it's nothing.
Guys can't remember the dates.

We're hopeless at figures, except for
the results of football matches.

Shut up. I wonder

if the fiance knows the patronymic name
of her future husband? No.

And does the fiance know

if her future husband has
any brothers or sisters?

Again no? I thought so.

Worthy ones. Just know how
to babble about love.

Have you read some fancy quotes
on the Internet?

Maybe Kristina is right and
it's a bit too soon?

- And those were just emotions?
- I guess so.

Probably it's better to get to know
each other better?

To date a bit?

To fly somewhere on holiday together?

Kristina.

You deserve this wedding.

Hurrah. It's my wedding.

I'll never give it back. Hurrah.

Hurrah.

- Lika, can I...
- What?

Well. What's with the face?

Did you recall Hachi?

Look, you have a totally
different situation.

Come on. Nikita left just for one day.

I just found out that Nikita is preparing
a present for me.

Probably it's something nice again.
I want to surprise him, too.

I want to come up with something,
something creative.

July is so cold.

The night is so starry.
And the sunrise is crimson.

I'll be embracing you
for a thousand years.

Just like right now.

And I see dreams.
What do you think?

I wrote this poem when I first saw Nikita.

- Poems are great.
- Thanks.

But it's the 21st century.
You need something more energetic,

more creative, more modern.

What about rap?

Hey. Either you stop shouting,

or start reading each other's thoughts.

I have an important event tomorrow.
I have to get enough sleep.

We're just preparing a wedding surprise
for Nikita.

Do you want to organize rap battle?

Nikita also discussed rap with Lyokha.

Seriously?

Two rap surprises?

Even Jay-Z didn't have such surprises.

We have to come up with something else.

I'm warning you.

If I hear one squeak,
you won't need that surprise.

Seryoga, I can't do it today.
I have a wedding.

Vote for anybody.
Push any button.

I don't care about that road.
I don't drive there.

No, no. I have a wedding.
Bye.

So, let's take a photo.

Lyokha, relax. You fought for this wedding
like Leonid for Sparta. All good.

Smile, smile.

Now only girls. Please, guys.

Call Lika.

Right, okay.

- Hello.
- Wow, hello.

Congratulations sweetheart.

So, I've been thinking.

And decided to do something that
came to my mind first.

Magic.
Give me my phone.

- Here.
- Right.

Wow.

Yeah.
One moment.

Ul', call me please.

I can't find my phone.

Lesha, what are you doing?

Did you decide to buck up?
Go and buy some energy drinks then.

Mum, please, save me.

Save me.
I don't want to marry now.

I have to find a way to get eliminated
from these competitions.

- I don't want to lose Kristina either.
- Why don't you just tell her?

She just won't get it.

When you, women, hear something about
wedding, your brain switches into standby.

You can't think straight.
I have to come up with something else.

Break my leg with a hammer.
I can't do it myself.

- Or just hit my head hard with it.
- Stop with that hysteria.

You have to give up your wedding
to someone who really needs it.

I wanted to give it up to Bordukovskaya,
but I failed.

Damn.

Look. Maybe dad won't give his blessing
when he comes?

He won't like Kristina for sure
because you're getting along with her.

Your dad plans to come to your wedding?

Yes. Kristina called and invited him.

Likus', you look like you want
to the toilet, and not to show a surprise.

Great, isn't it?

- Hun, hun, hun.
- Let's take a break.

Hun, hun, listen to me please.

Don't get mad please, okay?

We have to give up our wedding
to mum and Leo.

What? What do I have to do that?

I've been preparing the whole day.
Did you decide to backpedal?

No, no. Of course not.

I want to get married even more than you.

I want this family stuff so bad.

I want it, it's true. But mum and Leo.

Just look at them.
They love each other so much.

You know it, right?

Okay, let it be their wedding.

Oh thank you. I knew that you...

Idiot!
You thought I'd tell something like this?

They love each other and you don't love me?

- Is that so?
- No, it's just

Margarita Sergeevna is pregnant

from Leo. Yes.

As pregnant as possible.

Masha, why didn't you tell me?

It means I'll be a dad.

Guys, I'll be a dad.
Champagne to everyone!

No. Everybody stay put.

Now, everyone raps if they can't sing.

But accordion is cool.

Actually, I was good at this
in my childhood.

You'll see it yourself.

Well.

- Angelica.
- What?

Stop it. We have enough chaos
without your music.

I guess it'll be the first time when

fight will begin earlier than wedding.

And I associate accordion with some
drunk, bearded guy from underground.

Please, stop it.

Yes, it was 10 years ago.

And only my granny liked it.

You don't mind checking it, do you?

If it's your... Get out.

If it's another bullshit from you,
You'll never see me again.

No. I'll kill you first.
And then you'll never see me.

Get out.

Margarita Sergeevna, congratulations!

- I'll teach him everything I know.
- No, please. Don't traumatize his psyche.

Okay, the wedding is yours.

But I won't take off this dress.
And I'll be your bridesmaid.

Kiseleva, you can be a host if you want.

Creating a family

is a beginning of a union

of two loving hearts.

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it already.
20 years ago. Please, to brass tacks.

The meat is cooling down.

- I'm asking groom to answer.
- Yes.

And I'm asking a bride to answer.

Hello, I'm the bride. Don't you see it?

I say yes.

In accordance with legislation
of Russian Federation.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I thought I was going to my son's
wedding. What a surprise.

But my multifunctional present

will suit you as well.

So, congratulations.

Mum, you're amazing. You tricked everyone
with that test.

Then we have to come up with
some explanation to this trick.

Now we can have some wine.

On the first month it's fine.

No, I won't make the same mistake.
Otherwise, I'll get another you.

I'm really pregnant. I recently found out.

So it means that...

It means that now you're our breadwinner.

- Leo is unemployed now.
- Mum, hold on.

Are you crazy? What breadwinner?

I need help myself.

Well, consider it a swimming lesson.

Imagine that I threw you into the sea.

Mum.

I'm so ashamed that

I can't come up with a surprise for Nikita.

You already have it.

Look.

Wow, that's great.

Where did you get all these videos?

I made some of these myself.

And the rest of them I took from
our groupmates' phones.

Lika, you have an amazing love story.

So, it wasn't difficult
to create this video.

I shouldn't have taken Molchanov's phone,
though.

He only has some erotic videos
with Kiseleva and useless stuff.

Why didn't you tell me that
you were making this video?

Well, first of all, it's a surprise.

Secondly, I wouldn't forgive myself
if I didn't get to see your dances,

- accordion play and focuses.
- Right.

Thank you so much.

You're so good.

- I beg your pardon?
- I said good.

I've never heard someone saying this to me.

Nikita, hello.

How are you? How are the things at home?

Everything's fine, I guess.

Grandpa is getting better.

And mum said that she could come to
our wedding next week.

I'm so happy that everything's fine.

Taking today's wedding into account,

it's a torture waiting for ours.

Margo Sergeevna, it's not fair.

You did it on purpose.
I'll never get married.

I'll become an old, unwanted woman.