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When my grandma married
she remained slim for the rest of her life.

And transformations descended to me.

My grandma and me, we're alike.

We both loved pancakes with blueberry and
we both kept a diary.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Did your grandma keep a diary?
- She did and taught me too.

She taught me to write down
all my thoughts.

Without her I would never
become a journalist.

That's so cool. Tell me more.

Well, I mean, about your diaries.

Okay, if I don't go to bed right now,

I will tell you a story
of Gerard Butler and me

and how we're flying on a pink turtle
to save the elves.

Or whatever I'm gonna be dreaming about.
Let's talk about it tomorrow.

Good night.

ANGELICA

- Lesha.
- Huh?

Let's have some alone time.

Let's take a bath, have some champagne
with grapes.

- Okay?
- Invite a violinist to the bathroom.

Have a bath without me.
Footy's gonna start soon.

And by the way, tomorrow there will be
no place for your fancy ideas either. I...

- Damn! I have a job in the club.
- Do you?

And the day after tomorrow?

Figure skating, unarmed combat,
aliens will steal you?

I'm sick of it! I'm always alone!

We have never been to the park or cinema.

When I had varicella and was quarantined
with my granddad, it was much funnier.

Here, take it! Play your racing!

Keep honking, you, snout!

Let's go to the Music Center and
listen to Vivaldi's the Four Seasons.

Four violin concertos
for each of the four seasons.

And each concerto has three parts.

See, I've already got bored.

Let's go to the Gorky Park.

We'll enjoy the real season.

We'll rent a Segway.

But there will be no Vivaldi
in the Music Center this year.

Okay, we'll go to the Music Center.
I haven't checked in there yet.

I'm just kidding. I got you.

For you

Vivaldi in music is like

Jay-Z for me.

I would never miss his concert.

Did your grandma write
about this magic in her diary?

How to stop it?

I don't know. She must have written.

But first things first.

YEAR 2010

Granny! I asked you to wake me up at 9 a.m.

- My little owl.
- What?

A million people have already applied
for pre-study courses.

Sit down and eat.

No, not a chance. I want to lose weight

and be slim at the prom.
I can't eat nothing tasty.

- What a smell.
- Diet? Again?

What if you don't need it?

- Yet.
- That's for sure.

Plus-size girls haven't come into fashion.

This is it. The best university
in the world.

Here I could be the real Lika Vershinina.

And not an outcast like at school.

And here nobody would hit upon the idea
to call me Meatball.

Yes, Tolya, such things happen.

Yes, I happened to read you messages.

And you tell me
why some partlet misses my husband?

Okay...

Hello. Excuse me.

Where can I apply for pre-study courses
at the faculty of Journalism?

Listen here, Meatball. Haven't you guessed
to look on the wall?

I should have known myself.

And about Meatball.

It's okay. I got used to it in school
and here I can answer to this nickname.

It is Viktor Andreev!
The presenter of Investigative News.

He's the best of...

Aside from the last and
clearly biased episode.

- Hello.
- Hi.

You know, you...

You were my idol.

And you were the man of principle.

Until in your show

you spoke about ecology in Moscow

in a favorable light for you-know-who.

I see. A soldier for truth.

Do you want to study here?

I do.

Remember this.

An honest journalist is a broke journalist.

You and your principles will be responsible
for crosswords in a local paper.

Wait. No, it's unlikely.

Such a long and interesting story
and not a word "diary".

Patience. The story should be told
step by step.

Qualities of a true journalist.

The most important are social skills
and persistence.

Hey, where are you?

I'm sorry.

I was just thinking

that I'll pass my exams
and you'll become a student here.

- We can have more time together.
- Yes, I agree with you.

I'll get in and fly to Mexico
for the whole summer.

What about your plans?

Ursul, hi.

Hello.

I haven't decided anything yet.

- Guess, who?
- Molchanov, wanna be kicked in the doodle?

- What's this?
- A dog.

A man. You need male attention
for your adorbs.

While I'm on the footy or in the club,
you go to the cinema with this fluffy man.

He doesn't care what to watch.

You can have a bath with him. Just you,

him and fleas.

You're my tiny precious thing. I've always
wanted a dog. You're my cutie.

- Go on.
- So...

Meeting Viktor Andreev
turned my world upside down.

The best trade in the world turned
the grossest one in one second.

YEAR 2010

You can take part
in new reality show ZTv Star.

If at karaoke everyone skips their turn
to listen to you,

just know, we need you.
Come to the auditions.

Granny!

I will be a singer!

- And what about the diary?
- What diary?

I'll get some coffee.

But I'll go to the vending machine.

It looks like they have the same ladle
for everything.

Do you want some?

Burdukovskaya.

Look.

What's between you and Ursul?

Nothing. I just prepare him
for the enrollment.

That's what I thought. You're too nerd
and frump for him but don’t be down.

Someone will see you.

Will see something in you.

But he will need glasses.

Or a binocular.

Hi.

Can you get me a coffee?

Girls like you

should have their coffee in the morning.
In bed.

I'm not that type who drinks coffee in bed.

Unless I had some drinks in the night.

Then I invite you to my favorite spot.

Kris, do you know where my rake comb is?

Kris?

Lekha, where are you?

LEKHA

You're my little precious thing.
Come to me, quickly.

You're my cutie. You're my cute Lesha.

Let's start with the most interesting part.

I came to the auditions.

YEAR 2010

Albina.

It's very beautiful.

I can't take my eyes off. And ears.

Number 48. Vershinina Angelica.

Hello.

Are you sure it's 48? She has all 95.

Girls, it's clear that all of you

are coming to the second round.

It'll take place this Saturday, right here.

But with the audience.

I was so happy.

For the first time the saw
not an invisible fat girl but my talent.

Of course, I invited my grandma
to see my performance.

Why is she making a fuss of you?

She already has one love.

And to keep the level of loveliness
under control in this room,

you have to leave.

There we go.

You're a bad doggy.

What have you done?

Rest in peace.

And you too, buddy.

Lesha!

What?

What's the hell is this?

Lesha!

Holy crap!

This fluffy ball has got a cheek.
He'll ruin my sneakers too.

Should I put them in a safe than?

It's just my little darling guessed right
that these shoes chafed my feet.

I wouldn't have thrown them away
but now I can buy new heels.

Am I right, my sweetie? You're my dog.

You're my good doggy.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.

Girls, you're first.

- We?
- Yes. Vyacheslav asked not to tell you.

It's a surprise.
You and Albina will perform as a duet.

Okay, then.

Who will go on stage first? Me or Albina?

Likusya, it's a big day for you.

You're the principal and only voice.

And Albina will be the body.

Remember Glukoza? She sang and
the toon was on screen instead of her.

You'll be singing off stage,

and Albina has her on mission,
to open her little mouth in time.

I can be on stage and
sing with my own voice.

You haven't seen me at home
in front of the mirror.

It doesn't matter who's on stage when
your voice is gonna touch people's hearts.

Is it okay?

- Okay.
- Our first competitor is Albina.

Grandma always taught me to be honest.

And when I saw her,
my level of honesty skyrocketed.

Why are you on stage, you cow?

I want that everybody knows the truth
about your competition.

Who wants your truth? Get off stage. Now!

You think? We'll see it now.

My dear friends, let's vote.

Who wants to see her on stage?

A beautiful girl but without a voice.

What about me?

I'm actually glad how it all turned out.

Without that

disaster on stage it would have been
a disaster in my life.

And I would have chosen the wrong trade.

We're done for today. It was VJ Ursul
and his charming tutor Zhenya.

- At what time are we meeting?
- Ad usual at the same time tomorrow.

I mean Vivaldi.

I can't go out tonight.
I got things to do at work.

Likusya, is that all?

You forgot about the diary.

I didn't forget.

I've almost got to that point.

Don't cry.

Everything will be alright.

It won't.

I'm sixteen.

And this diary has only sad stories
and no funny one.

You need to destroy the thing
that keeps bad memories.

Let's...

burn your diary?

And you'll start with a clean sheet.

I had my doubts for a long time.

But granny set an example
and burned her own diary.

What?

Wait, what?

- What did your grandma burn?
- Her diary.

But you know,

grandma was right because after that
my life changed.

I got into the uni and met all of you.

Let me introduce myself.

The new but very tired presenter
for radio Love Music FM.

Sorry, I haven't called you. I was
on the auditions all day and I'm tired.

Congratulations.

I'll forgive you if you eat everything
from your plate.

To the kitchen, now.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Likusya, one idea haunts my mind.

You were so close with your grandma.

- You probably cherish the memory of her.
- Yes, you're right.

You know, I even refused
to remodel this apartment.

Just to keep this ambiance.

But my mom forced me
to leave some furniture in the attic.

Really? I've found a flat
and the only furniture there is the floor.

Can I borrow some furniture for a start?

- I'll give it back, I promise.
- Sure.

One moment.

It's the key for the attic.

Leontiy.

Only you can save Kristina's and mine

caravel of love.

Let him bite you, mom will get angry
and kick this saboteur

and home wrecker right in his fat butt.

Only for my fatherly feeling to you.

Let's do it.

Okay. Thank you.

Father.

Come on, fluffy, bite him.

Leonardo, can you piss him off somehow?

Come on.

You're ugly.

Look, can you bite yourself?

- No, I can't hurt myself.
- Why?

If I could I would do waxing at home.

But I have to spend money
and go to a beauty studio.

- What the hell?
- Relax.

Alena, take your purses to your dates.

If Ursul sees it with me he'll think
I borrowed it from you.

VJ URSUL AT GORKY PARK

Dang! Have you lost your mind, dancer?
You split my lip.

Boys, have you quarreled
over the remote again?

Your crazy fluffy thing attacked us. Look.
Show them your hand.

He bit him and split my lip. Look, look.

So did the dog leap with full turn
and split your lip?

Stop talking rubbish, it's a human bite.

Darling,

if you don't tell me the truth
which I will find out,

there will be no dessert for you
for a month.

It was him.

He wanted to set up the dog.

Him and Kristina have a love triangle.
She, Lekha and the dog.

And I wanted to save their feelings.

He's a liar. It's all nonsense.

He's lying. The dog bit him and
he went off his nut.

Kristina, dear, haven't you bought
rabies shots?

My poor thing. I hope this beast
didn't bite you out of jealousy?

The hell? What jealousy?

And what's all this fuss about?

What's with all this Jaws thing
and hysteria?

And why are you treating him
like you don't have a boyfriend.

You even called him Lekha!

I mean...

I want to be him.

I don't want to wear a bow.

Well, I want to go out with you.

I want your attention.

That's what I wanted.
You understand it now?

I actually hate this dog.

He stinks, his hair's everywhere.

Let's give him to may grandpa in Saratov.

The dog can chase geese
if they don't stamp him out.

I'm sorry.

You said you would prepare for your exams.

I just wanted to get some fresh air.

I really hoped you would come.

Why do you need this test?

I was surprised by your words.

What's between you and Ursul?

Nothing. I just prepare him
for the enrollment.

That's what I thought.

If you hadn't come
knowing I have another date,

I would have understood that
you just prepare me for the exams.

But you are here.

And it means that I'm here.

I'll have to wait for the whole year
to hear Vivaldi because of this test.

I bet it won't be that long.

Timur! It's the best thing
that could happen.

I was very afraid to marry Volodya,

although he said it doesn't matter
how I'll become after the wedding.

But I was nervous.

And then came this happy but uneasy day
of our wedding...