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START PREMIERES ONLINE
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Morning. What's up?
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Margo and I went to a night club yesterday.
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She disappeared.
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Margo Sergeevna isn't young anymore,
she might have forgotten the way home.
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She's cheating on me
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with Mark, my best friend.
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It's because I've gained some weight.
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Look at this.
I haven't been at work for three days.
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She's my dream girl.
I fell in love with her at a first sight.
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I've been in love with her since she put
the first banknote in my panties.
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Sounds like a real love at a first sight,
or at a first banknote.
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ANGELICA
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Good morning, mom.
Where have you been?
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I met auntie Marina at the club.
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We wanted to talk,
so we went to a quiet place for a coffee.
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Auntie Marina in a night club?
The one with high blood pressure that's 60?
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I believe you, Margo.
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- Hi guys. Babe, I left my jacket here.
- Babe?
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Would you lend me some cash for a taxi?
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Hey, bogey man, get out of here
before we have to get an ambulance
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instead of a taxi.
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Get out of here.
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Take this and I wish
to never see you here again.
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I believed Kirill infinitely
and he just used my trust.
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He lied to me to rob my family.
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I know you're reading this, Kirill.
I want you to disappear from my life.
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LIVE HOT NEWS
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Give me some cash.
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Zhenya, I was just getting a coffee
at the ATM.
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You know. Damn.
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Sorry. Zhenya! Wait!
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Zhenya, Hi! Let me introduce you Ursul,
he's a DJ on ZTV.
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His mom and dad call him Timur.
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Glad to meet you.
I have to go.
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There're two reasons to rush away
right after you met someone.
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He is either a dumbass or a cutie.
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And you're just being shy.
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So Timur is going to our uni.
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He needs some tutoring.
You're the smartest here.
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LIKA:
I NEED TO SEE YOU. IT'S URGENT.
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Look guys, I've got some things to do.
Finish without me.
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Okay, I'll be your tutor.
Let's start right now.
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I need to get my mind off things.
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You're a terrible man, Kirill.
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"How cute, you can't even swear."
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You'll pay me one million in two days
or I send this video to Live Hot News."
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So the whole world will know
what about the fat shape-shifter.
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Leo, we should break up.
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I'm not ready
for a serious relationship yet.
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- Or already.
- But I love you!
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You can't do this to Leo.
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You chose him, hold your horses and libido
and remain true to him.
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I had been married for 15 years,
my best years! What did I get in return?
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Your dad kicked me out!
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Leo, you should pack your things and go.
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Stop. You're staying here.
And that's final.
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Since you came here she at least
stopped hitting on my friends.
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- But Margo...
- I'll take care of it, go to bed.
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I don't get it. Why do you protect him?
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- Do you not see it?
- See what?
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I thought he was with her for money.
But he actually loves her.
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So the whole world will know
about the fat shape-shifter.
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Can you even imagine what'll happen to me
if he sells out this video?
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BREAKING NEWS
ANGELICA FAT SHAPE-SHIFTER
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Her body deformation appears
at the moment she kisses someone.
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It can only be studied empirically.
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- Start kissing!
- No!
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No!
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Don't worry, Lika.
I think I know what to do.
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- You need your own style for an essay.
- Your head has an octa-core processor.
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You can think about millions of things
at the same time.
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Tell me about your worries.
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Sorry, it's personal.
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You know, I also have a personal trouble.
I need your help.
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Would you help me?
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I'll help. Let's go.
The sooner the better.
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- It's a big trouble. I like one girl.
- Right.
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But she's always sad
and she doesn't tell me why.
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I need your help to cheer her up.
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It's not easy to take her mind off things,
but I'll try to help you.
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What should I do?
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Whoever drinks it first, wins.
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For whoever loses, it's a dare.
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One, two, let's go!
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Yo, dad. Happy birthday! Hooray!
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I wish you health, happiness and so on.
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And have a vacation soon
so I could use your car.
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Thank you, son. You can get the car today,
I'm going on holidays right after dinner.
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You should join our dinner.
Bring a plus one. I'll be glad.
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Giovanni Beltrani restaurant at seven.
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- Will you come?
- I'm always up for a free dinner.
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You know why I love you so much?
You always say what I'd like to hear.
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Alright then. See you tonight.
Happy birthday again.
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Thank you for calling. Bye.
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Wanna say happy birthday to dad?
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He's celebrating at Jiovani Beltrani
at seven.
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The only thing your dad can celebrate
is getting one year more decrepit.
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And his young wife is more disgusted
as she shares bed with him.
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I am going to have a good night
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with a tall beefcake named Mark.
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Your cottage pie won't get too upset
if you send your wallet instead of you.
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You're mistaken. He doesn't need my money.
He loves me sincerely.
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Oh really?
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Then let's get rid of some junk
in your bag.
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I don't have any cash!
I need to get fuel!
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Let's check how deep Mark's feelings are
when you've got no cash and no car.
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Mark is not like you think.
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We walked the whole night
and he was telling me love poems.
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That's impressive. Pay me and I'll tell you
the whole "War and Peace".
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For extra cash I'll fit it into a rap song.
Have a good evening.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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This is Kostya, he's a video editor.
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Nice to meet you, I'm Lika.
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He's not into talking.
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He doesn't like it or just can't.
It's hard to tell.
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But what's more important
is that he can solve our problem.
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VIDEO EDITING COURSE
KONSTANTIN KORESHKOV
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It's already online.
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So Kirill won't be able
to sell it to anyone.
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Your shape-shifting video looks fake now.
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Thank you so much, Kostya! Great job.
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And by the way my head really blows up,
especially when I prepare for an exam.
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Kostya being himself.
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Problem with Kirill is solved.
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Thank you, Nikita.
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Sorry I'm late.
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She's dressed the same as yesterday.
And Roman Alexeevich isn't.
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You weren't together last night?
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- Where have you been, darling?
- Molchanov!
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Please hand in your essays.
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Did you bring it last week as usual?
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According to the way you look today,
you didn't even start that essay, huh?
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Quiet please.
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Not a big deal.
She'll bring it tomorrow.
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Nice tattoo. Is this Robin Hood?
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Tattoo?
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It's a Sagittarius.
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It's a permanent one!
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Zhenya, do you even remember getting it?
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"Video editing course was a good idea.
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But you forgot about the existence
of a video expertise.
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Moreover, I've got another video.
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Do you remember us in bed?
The camera was set to film your transition.
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And there's a bonus for wholesale buyers.
Another short video."
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- What do I have to do with it?
- You can help.
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Sign the papers to become an owner.
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Sorry, I can't do it.
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"You're a monster.
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Monster that is about to get rich.
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You owe me four millions, plus one
more for a video expertise hassle."
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I was so wrong about you, Kirill.
You're such a bastard.
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You don't know me.
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You can call me bastard instead of Kirill.
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It's even more fun.
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Hi, Zhenya.
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Thank you.
I need to ask you something.
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I woke up at your place today.
But I didn't get to ask you.
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Did we... I mean you and I...
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Did something happen between us?
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What happened between us
was lots of drinks, fun and dancing.
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And then we had a good sleep.
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Nothing else, don't worry.
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How did I get the tattoo?
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You said you wouldn't leave without it.
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Why Sagittarius?
My zodiac is Taurus.
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Seriously?
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Sorry, I was hard to understand
what you were saying last night.
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Don't worry, it's a temporary one.
It'll come off in a month.
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Great, I'll keep it away
from my dad's sight for a month.
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Dad! Damn, my phone is dead.
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I messaged your dad from your phone
that you'd stay at Lika's last night.
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He replied "okay".
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Thank you so much, Timur.
I had a great time with you.
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Zhenya, what's the matter with you?
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Pull yourself together.
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Go home get some sleep, we'll talk later.
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Let me give you a ride home.
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I'll call your dad
and ask him to pick you up.
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So you don't get involved with this dude.
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He's bad influence.
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You're bad influence, Roman Alexeevich.
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You're only allowed to tell me what to do
in your class.
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Zhenya.
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- Hi, Nikita.
- Hi.
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Seems like everything worked out.
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Kirill hasn't contacted me since.
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So thank you again.
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Awesome. If you want to thank me,
maybe we meet tonight and discuss it?
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Thank you. And not only for that.
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- You were real.
- See you tonight, love.
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Okay, bye.
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- Hello.
- Hi. I'm from the real estate agency.
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The flat has to be rented out quick,
I'm leaving soon.
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I'll send you my card details
for transferring the money.
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Sure.
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So the windows face the yard, right?
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- Right.
- Perfect.
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"Time is up. Where's my money?
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Your videos will be online at midnight.
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Hurry up!"
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You're such a moron.
I told you to leave her alone.
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Are you spying on me, prick?
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I don't care about your feelings,
I only care about the papers.
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And about our debt to serious people.
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Hello, Chingiz.
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What a wonderful night,
what a wonderful girl.
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Your bill.
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I'm a lady, give it to the gentleman.
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I just thought, doesn't matter.
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- Sorry, my mistake.
- Thank you.
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Maybe you pay tonight, babe?
I left my wallet at home.
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Honey, I don't have any money.
My son took all my cards.
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We had such a fight with him today.
But it doesn't matter.
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Because you're my Romeo
and I'm your Juliet
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It's a scam.
Leo didn't have to pay for anything.
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Leo is in the past.
You and I have real passion.
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It doesn't work this way.
You have to pay for everything
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if you want me spend my time
on such an old witch.
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What witch?
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Damn you, gold digger.
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What are you staring at?
They're fighting for me.
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Which one would you choose?
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Stop it right now.
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I know you both love me
and can't live without me.
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Somebody stop them,
they'll kill each other because of me!
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What a pleasant surprise.
Don't mind this mess, which is my fault.
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They both want to be with me.
It's crazy, right?
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A battle of alpha males!
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Let's finish it.
Did you hear what I...
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Don't make me send you back to...
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Hands off!
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Don't be jealous.
Did he ever fight for you?
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The answer is obvious.
His teeth cost him more than you.
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That's it. Pity it turned this way.
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I don't want to get in the war with Kirill.
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I can't satisfy his appetite.
He wanted a million, now he wants four.
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He will then extort my mother
and Ivan Davidovich.
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I know how to end this all.
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All the troubles will be gone
if I'm gone.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DELETE THE BLOG?
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YES
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Genius plan, mama.
To start dating Mark to ruin dad's dinner.
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Your dad once started dating a young tramp
to ruin my life. We're even.
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It's too much even for you, mama.
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- I can't believe it.
- Calm down, let's go.
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Leo, I'm sorry.
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I'm so happy you're with me.
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I want to always be with you, my buttercup.
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Your extortion failed,
are you trying to rob the flat now?
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I see I'm not the only one
who dislikes you.
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I came here to pass all the papers to Lika.
Check it yourself.
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She's the owner of all that now.
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I don't get it.
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I understand, you want to kill me,
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but it wasn't me extorting money.
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That video is gone too, I deleted it.
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- I came here to apologize.
- I'll tell her, get out.
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Forgive me, I have to disappear.
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I can't let my family and friends suffer
if people find out the truth about me.
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I won't let this happen.
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Goodbye. I love you all.
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Don't look for me.
Your Lika-Vika Vershinina.
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