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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,031 --> 00:00:03,765 START PREMIERES ONLINE 2 00:00:21,273 --> 00:00:24,046 - Good morning! Does owlet live here? - Hi. 3 00:00:24,773 --> 00:00:26,344 Yes, how can I... 4 00:00:28,226 --> 00:00:32,148 - Who? - There's a letter for Vershinina Angelica. 5 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,852 "To Angelica Vershinina, my owlet". 6 00:00:38,123 --> 00:00:39,631 Grandma? 7 00:00:39,882 --> 00:00:41,427 That's her handwriting. 8 00:00:46,503 --> 00:00:48,042 Thank you. 9 00:00:49,284 --> 00:00:52,002 What's wrong? I'm Angelica Vershinina. 10 00:00:52,346 --> 00:00:53,931 And I'm Sponge Bob Square Pants. 11 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:55,876 Passport. 12 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:58,751 A minute. 13 00:01:04,171 --> 00:01:05,813 I'm not Angelica. 14 00:01:06,296 --> 00:01:08,592 I'm Vika, her sister. 15 00:01:10,617 --> 00:01:13,929 Angelica's not home, I can get it for her. 16 00:01:14,546 --> 00:01:16,092 That's against the rules. 17 00:01:16,624 --> 00:01:19,552 We're sisters. We do stuff for each other. 18 00:01:20,187 --> 00:01:21,945 I used to go to PE lesson for her. 19 00:01:22,203 --> 00:01:24,227 - She used to go to cafeteria. - I see that. 20 00:01:25,037 --> 00:01:27,000 When will Vershinina Angelica 21 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:28,835 get back home? 22 00:01:35,072 --> 00:01:38,165 In two hours. Could you get back? It's just... 23 00:01:39,187 --> 00:01:41,928 - There's something urgent for sure. - Okay. 24 00:01:42,515 --> 00:01:46,708 - I gotta things to do in your area anyway. - Thanks. 25 00:01:50,618 --> 00:01:52,313 Let me finish watering that garden-bed. 26 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:55,859 - And you can jump on me. - Why would I do that? 27 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:02,625 Do you think I don't see how you miss me? 28 00:02:03,781 --> 00:02:05,914 Even kissed your ex yesterday. 29 00:02:06,281 --> 00:02:08,672 - Of longing. - Molchanov. 30 00:02:09,554 --> 00:02:11,615 If you so desperate pull a horse's tail, 31 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:13,866 loss of libido for a week is guaranteed. 32 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,672 Kristina, look who's here. That's Gosha. 33 00:02:17,631 --> 00:02:19,711 - Hi. - What's up, thanks. 34 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:21,567 Aunty Olia, 35 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:24,714 I came to propose to Kristina. 36 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,292 Set the table to talk it through. Kasimir, 37 00:02:34,468 --> 00:02:36,813 Listen, Kristina, if you go with him now 38 00:02:38,155 --> 00:02:39,758 I get my stuff and leave this place. 39 00:02:40,225 --> 00:02:42,375 You'll never see me again. 40 00:02:43,295 --> 00:02:44,873 You'll regret it. 41 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:48,875 Damn, Kristina, I was just kidding. 42 00:03:04,156 --> 00:03:05,781 Moving to another classroom? 43 00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:09,842 Yeah, another classroom 44 00:03:10,155 --> 00:03:11,717 in another city. 45 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:14,180 It is called Saint Petersburg. 46 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,015 After erotically inclined open lesson 47 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,523 rector joined the 48 00:03:22,671 --> 00:03:24,602 Get Zhanna out of the uni club. 49 00:03:26,514 --> 00:03:28,060 Why Saint Petersburg? 50 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:32,234 They offered me a job there. 51 00:03:35,492 --> 00:03:37,015 Right. 52 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:39,453 If you have no family, no job here 53 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:43,031 that's the right decision. You gotta leave. 54 00:03:45,617 --> 00:03:47,945 Actually I have a husband in Moscow. 55 00:03:53,837 --> 00:03:55,555 Okay, breath out. 56 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:57,929 In three hours 57 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,850 you'll get a divorce. 58 00:04:00,609 --> 00:04:02,648 I set it up. They're waiting for us. 59 00:04:10,214 --> 00:04:13,674 First, online, now a letter, what's next? 60 00:04:14,549 --> 00:04:16,954 Maybe grandma simply wants 61 00:04:17,205 --> 00:04:18,728 nobody but me to read the letter. 62 00:04:20,554 --> 00:04:22,508 I'll get that letter. 63 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:28,671 Should we ask the working hands 64 00:04:29,429 --> 00:04:31,117 to join us? 65 00:04:31,617 --> 00:04:33,445 He hasn't done enough for it. 66 00:04:35,429 --> 00:04:36,944 Well, then... 67 00:04:40,241 --> 00:04:42,289 Babe, you know my motto. 68 00:04:44,061 --> 00:04:46,420 Walk through life smiling, slug the bug 69 00:04:46,671 --> 00:04:48,193 and keep you head high. 70 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,117 And I wanna spend the jail time 71 00:04:51,976 --> 00:04:53,656 I get left with you. 72 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:56,858 Whatever happens, I promise 73 00:04:57,202 --> 00:04:58,718 you'll be feed and safe! 74 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,344 - Marry me. - Gosha, 75 00:05:04,188 --> 00:05:06,781 it's been three years since we separated. 76 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,328 Not really. 77 00:05:09,937 --> 00:05:11,507 Here, 78 00:05:14,304 --> 00:05:15,819 I, Kiseleva Kristina, promise 79 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:17,632 to marry Gosha Shilov 80 00:05:17,976 --> 00:05:19,507 a.k.a. cockatoo. 81 00:05:19,929 --> 00:05:21,976 Only if he, me, 82 00:05:23,078 --> 00:05:24,945 will pay my uni fees. 83 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,663 Date, signature. 84 00:05:28,976 --> 00:05:31,477 And these are receipts for three years. 85 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,172 - All done. - Gosha, I haven't got my diploma yet. 86 00:05:35,694 --> 00:05:37,225 It's two more years. 87 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:39,575 I'll take you without it. 88 00:05:39,919 --> 00:05:42,117 I need a heir, I see no reason to delay it. 89 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:45,043 Then look here. 90 00:05:48,421 --> 00:05:50,546 I'm Molchanov 91 00:05:50,953 --> 00:05:52,858 Arison Anatolievich. 92 00:05:55,234 --> 00:05:57,617 Slow down, coxcomb. Done with garden-bed? 93 00:05:58,405 --> 00:06:00,701 Kasimir, your boy went nuts. 94 00:06:01,109 --> 00:06:02,664 I'm not his boy. 95 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:06,444 I'm Kristina's boy. I'm against a wedding. 96 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:08,671 We're going to Moscow. 97 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,718 You walked into the wrong bloody life, boy. 98 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,374 And you better watch your mouth. 99 00:06:15,803 --> 00:06:18,795 - Let's talk man to man. - Let's. 100 00:06:20,099 --> 00:06:23,130 I have the muscle to back it up. 101 00:06:23,757 --> 00:06:25,328 I'm not a pussy. 102 00:06:26,797 --> 00:06:28,492 Life is like a stewed tea. 103 00:06:29,063 --> 00:06:30,594 And become a real dude, 104 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:32,977 do you copy that? 105 00:06:35,175 --> 00:06:36,862 I feel so bad for yesterday. 106 00:06:37,456 --> 00:06:38,964 I'm not saint too. 107 00:06:39,518 --> 00:06:41,031 I know how hard it was for you. 108 00:06:42,596 --> 00:06:45,166 I know Zhanna well and I'm surprised 109 00:06:45,885 --> 00:06:48,047 she's okay with being ex wife. 110 00:06:49,351 --> 00:06:51,530 - Ex wife? - Tonight I'll become 111 00:06:51,781 --> 00:06:53,320 the most eligible bachelor in Russia. 112 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:56,719 Zhanna agreed to divorce. 113 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,413 I never thought I'd say it 114 00:07:00,664 --> 00:07:02,305 but I wanna hug Zhanna. 115 00:07:11,085 --> 00:07:14,164 I ate that lunch and now I've diarrhea 116 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:16,639 but Nikita Emelianov has a pill 117 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,780 Stop Diarrhea Extra. 118 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,828 - What's up, bro. - Bad news. 119 00:07:28,337 --> 00:07:30,181 Lika got a letter from her grandma. 120 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,070 - From? - Can you imagine? 121 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,821 I didn't read it but I think 122 00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:37,594 grandma can expose us somehow. 123 00:07:38,023 --> 00:07:39,680 What a freaking letter? 124 00:07:39,938 --> 00:07:42,734 A letter, handwritten with words. 125 00:07:43,851 --> 00:07:45,875 She found out we're monitoring email. 126 00:07:46,897 --> 00:07:48,897 You gotta get that letter from her. 127 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:52,804 If I can't do that do I make Lika blind? 128 00:07:53,445 --> 00:07:56,578 If it what it takes, yes. Goa sky is nicer 129 00:07:56,836 --> 00:07:59,578 than sky above the Khimki forest. 130 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:04,202 Chegid's people went back. 131 00:08:05,116 --> 00:08:08,022 Recalled our debt.They gave us a week. 132 00:08:08,437 --> 00:08:11,874 Hurry up with the fat werewolf otherwise... 133 00:08:16,101 --> 00:08:19,945 - Let me take a look real fat. - Kristina. 134 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:31,352 - The grooms ran away. - Gosha seem to think it's 90's again. 135 00:08:32,858 --> 00:08:34,365 If Molchanov knew who 136 00:08:34,616 --> 00:08:36,158 he was messing with... 137 00:08:38,657 --> 00:08:40,688 - Grandpa, open the gates. - Okay. 138 00:09:08,094 --> 00:09:09,594 Sexiness 139 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:15,609 If I was a postman, I'd give you letters 140 00:09:16,992 --> 00:09:18,695 and a parcel. Very sexy. 141 00:09:19,695 --> 00:09:22,086 Kirill, hide in a room, okay? 142 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,772 He'll think you're my boyfriend 143 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,742 and being sexy won't help. 144 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:31,945 Naughty boy. 145 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:36,327 - I'll punish you for being... Hello? - Hello. 146 00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:39,928 Sorry for bothering. We all got work to do. 147 00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:42,492 Does Angelica 148 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:45,234 Vershinina live here? 149 00:09:53,781 --> 00:09:56,781 If you were divorcing tomorrow 150 00:09:57,218 --> 00:09:59,773 this vehicle would be just fine. 151 00:10:00,046 --> 00:10:02,829 You won't make it till 4 pm. 152 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,653 So put it in a trunk. I'll give you a ride. 153 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,403 Can wait to get a divorce? 154 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,625 I was a real man when she was with me. 155 00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:19,953 And now I'm stampeding all over the scene, 156 00:10:20,902 --> 00:10:22,597 can't get things done. 157 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:25,198 Same shit. 158 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,570 Without her, my music is bullshit. 159 00:10:29,026 --> 00:10:30,955 Can't eat anymore. 160 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,798 I can't even look at other girls. 161 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:48,143 Actually you're the man. 162 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:50,671 - Gosha, - Don't interrupt me! 163 00:10:51,187 --> 00:10:53,280 Why would a wolf like me get between you? 164 00:10:54,812 --> 00:10:56,319 Get Kristina. 165 00:10:56,796 --> 00:10:58,374 I'm done. 166 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,094 What did you do? He let you go 167 00:11:04,352 --> 00:11:06,695 - and after that he may not remember it. - Idiot, 168 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,258 I hit him so he wouldn't kill you. 169 00:11:09,578 --> 00:11:11,484 Welcome to Saratov, baby! 170 00:11:11,979 --> 00:11:14,924 He was waiting for his pals to end you. 171 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,806 What pals? He opened a brit can with it. 172 00:11:19,892 --> 00:11:22,923 Gosha, bro, wake up! Come on! 173 00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:26,657 His friends are here. Hurry, come on! 174 00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:36,039 Kirill, a postman came. 175 00:11:37,954 --> 00:11:39,516 I mean postwoman. 176 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,180 If I knew, I wouldn't wash my hair. 177 00:11:43,297 --> 00:11:44,828 And you'd be 178 00:11:46,047 --> 00:11:47,586 the prettiest anyway. 179 00:11:47,984 --> 00:11:50,734 Kirill, could you please help me? 180 00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:54,335 Use your charm and get the letter, please. 181 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:56,453 Unfortunately, Angelica's not home 182 00:11:56,704 --> 00:11:59,031 and God knows when she's coming back. 183 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:03,578 Sorry for bothering. 184 00:12:05,867 --> 00:12:07,406 Let's make her come for it herself. 185 00:12:08,718 --> 00:12:11,156 You're right. It's crazy 186 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,719 to go down and up stairs all day. 187 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:25,164 Nice plan if it was not getting the letter. 188 00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:29,742 - Where are you going? - I think you said 189 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,039 Kristina got you a baseball bat. 190 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:35,843 - Yes, to fight back the hooligans. - Get it, it's time. 191 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:43,672 If they ask why we're divorcing, 192 00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:47,234 I'll tell you can't change a tire. 193 00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:51,421 Shit, registry office closes at 4 pm. 194 00:12:54,116 --> 00:12:55,662 Damn. 195 00:12:57,287 --> 00:13:00,662 Hello, can I get a taxi to... 196 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:03,302 - What street is it? - Shkolnaya street. 197 00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:06,678 Shkolnaia street, right now, ASAP. 198 00:13:07,546 --> 00:13:09,459 No, an hour is too long. I gotta go to 199 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,265 a registry office. It's life changing. 200 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,625 No, I gotta go to maternity hospital. 201 00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:16,835 I gotta go to maternity hospital. 202 00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:18,632 I'm giving birth. Right now. 203 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,210 Do you hear it? 204 00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:24,648 I'm sorry, bye. 205 00:13:25,664 --> 00:13:27,226 There are no available cars anyway. 206 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,910 My bike. We'll get there fast through park. 207 00:13:34,859 --> 00:13:36,375 - No. - Yes. 208 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,030 You're frail, can you not being a sissy? 209 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:42,257 Can you not being a bully and cheer me up? 210 00:13:42,648 --> 00:13:44,476 You've my superhero, my sunshine, I know 211 00:13:44,785 --> 00:13:46,648 you're the best. Can you please get here? 212 00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:49,476 Faster, you, sissy! 213 00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:00,180 We're done, boy. Good-luck in ambulance. 214 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,864 Four flats on each floor 215 00:14:03,148 --> 00:14:05,223 and hence twenty mailboxes. Three seconds 216 00:14:05,473 --> 00:14:07,206 throw in each receipt. 217 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:11,331 So she's coming in three, two, one. 218 00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:14,672 - It's time. - Should I hit hard? 219 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:16,756 For dear life. Do it! 220 00:14:17,302 --> 00:14:18,826 - Hello. - Hello. 221 00:14:21,036 --> 00:14:22,543 It's like that every night. 222 00:14:26,273 --> 00:14:29,023 - What are you doing? - Pal, what are you doing? 223 00:14:34,178 --> 00:14:37,555 That's where we took pics on our wedding! 224 00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:40,107 Let's stop for a second! Come on! 225 00:14:40,742 --> 00:14:42,554 Just for a second! Stop! 226 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:49,000 Let's do first even photos on a divorce. 227 00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:52,648 Divorce album? 228 00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:56,632 - I wouldn't ruin it for sure. - I knew. Come on! 229 00:14:57,202 --> 00:14:59,375 - Excuse me! Could you take a photo? - Sure. 230 00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:03,570 Get on your knees. Come on! 231 00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:25,243 We gotta run! 232 00:15:27,938 --> 00:15:30,422 Got it? You messed with the wrong girl. I 233 00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:32,874 have been a mail woman for five years. 234 00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:34,913 Banditry is in broad daylight. 235 00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:39,030 - Kirill, are you okay? - Here's the accomplice. 236 00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:41,850 That's okay. There's place for you in jail. 237 00:15:45,632 --> 00:15:47,491 Especially for you. 238 00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:51,893 This woman brought us letter and 239 00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:55,436 stole an expensive clock. We want it back. 240 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:59,461 - What clock? - Golden, 19th century with angels on it. 241 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:02,341 Take it out of your bag and we'll see. 242 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,872 Can you do that for experimental purpose? 243 00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,713 What a thief! 244 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,171 Let's make her come for it herself. 245 00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:22,187 - He dropped it to me. - Really? 246 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:24,367 And I'm missing my TV. 247 00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:27,553 I thought Vova did it. Call the police. 248 00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:29,781 Don't call anyone! 249 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,451 I could start with that. 250 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,906 I never got tased before. Wanted to know 251 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:38,771 what its like. 252 00:16:39,828 --> 00:16:42,445 Thank you and I'm sorry for all that but 253 00:16:43,616 --> 00:16:45,702 my life depends on this letter. 254 00:16:47,835 --> 00:16:49,467 Hi, mom! 255 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:51,897 Me and Roma made peace. 256 00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:55,031 I wanna a romantic dinner for him. 257 00:16:56,664 --> 00:16:59,617 And I let you dad know that 258 00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:03,930 we're staying at grandma's place tonight. 259 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:13,788 Gosha, you're not God father! 260 00:17:14,093 --> 00:17:16,264 We broke up, what else? Let us go. 261 00:17:16,694 --> 00:17:20,115 Okay, pay me what you owe me 262 00:17:20,444 --> 00:17:22,906 and get off to Rio De Janeiro or whatever. 263 00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:25,031 I should have hit him harder. 264 00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:28,544 - Where can I get that money from? - You should have thought before, 265 00:17:29,278 --> 00:17:30,840 apple of my eye. 266 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:34,430 - Going to the registry office tomorrow? - Yes, tomorrow. 267 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,859 - What? - To the DMV. 268 00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:43,023 Get my car. It's around three million. 269 00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:46,702 Molchanov, slow down. Let me marry him. 270 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,530 He'll get killed if not now, later. 271 00:17:48,912 --> 00:17:50,420 Crazy? That's you dad's car 272 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,233 He'll kill you. 273 00:17:52,483 --> 00:17:53,991 I don't care as long as I'm with you. 274 00:17:54,569 --> 00:17:57,765 If you want that, of course. 275 00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:02,413 Gosha, untie it. 276 00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:04,477 Romeo passed the test. 277 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,594 If he's ready to die for his Juliette, 278 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,711 we can save him today. I forgive you. 279 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,281 Was that a test? 280 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:19,092 - Stop! - I'm becoming Othello or whoever 281 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,219 strangled his chick. Gosha, untie me! 282 00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:27,445 Nah, a bogus ended up a second ago. 283 00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:31,914 - Now it's real. - Gosha, stop improvising. 284 00:18:35,842 --> 00:18:38,383 Can you imagine? I fell for you again. 285 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,671 And I won't let you go. We're gonna live 286 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,219 happily ever after the end of my jail time. 287 00:18:52,788 --> 00:18:54,296 Come, 288 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,265 - where? - Come on! Do it! 289 00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,772 - What are you saying? - It's not pouring rain. 290 00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:01,319 Zhanna, stop! You'll get wet. 291 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,786 A sick list instead of divorce papers? 292 00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:07,841 I thought you wanted to get rid 293 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,044 of your wife's tyranny. 294 00:19:10,872 --> 00:19:12,489 You're not a tyrant, Zhanna. 295 00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:16,872 The rain is so warm. 296 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,820 Remember? Just like in Odessa that time. 297 00:19:23,382 --> 00:19:24,967 When you said kissing on the beach 298 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,022 was indecent, and then said we didn't 299 00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:28,889 need to go to our room? 300 00:20:08,953 --> 00:20:11,180 Listen, featherless cockatoo, 301 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,030 untie us now! I said now! 302 00:20:15,937 --> 00:20:18,313 Relax, you gotta give birth to my kids. 303 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:21,078 I will let me just discuss with my friends 304 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,491 what to do with your Moscow boy. Leave or 305 00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:27,672 make fish food out of him? 306 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,109 It's pretty obvious! 307 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,508 Untie them. 308 00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:39,133 I will not let my granddaughter 309 00:20:40,054 --> 00:20:43,147 marry such a bastard. 310 00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:46,022 Kasimir, put your rifle down. 311 00:20:46,694 --> 00:20:48,240 I said untie them. 312 00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:51,584 My fingers can cramp 313 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,880 and you'll get a hole in your head. 314 00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:59,648 - Crazy idiot! - Shut the f*ck up. It's alright. 315 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,671 Problems are canceled. 316 00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:03,624 He knows the whole Prosecutor's Office. 317 00:21:04,069 --> 00:21:05,577 We don't need problems. Hurry! 318 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,693 - Let's saddle up, boys. - Hurry! 319 00:21:08,607 --> 00:21:10,906 God forbid I see you in my dreams! 320 00:21:22,587 --> 00:21:25,071 - Grandpa, how did you find us? - I didn't. 321 00:21:25,571 --> 00:21:27,977 Your fear stinks. 322 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,438 Okay, guys, my moped is around the corner. 323 00:21:31,781 --> 00:21:33,304 I'll get back by feet. 324 00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:36,320 - Leave as soon as you pack your stuff. - No. 325 00:21:37,374 --> 00:21:40,444 You bastard, make her cry once more and 326 00:21:41,819 --> 00:21:44,742 I'll get to Moscow and kick your ass. 327 00:21:45,726 --> 00:21:49,602 It'll be fine, grandpa. You have my word. 328 00:21:53,749 --> 00:21:56,358 Do it. 329 00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:11,261 Yalta? Grandma went to a boarding house. 330 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,088 When she got back she was angry for coming 331 00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:16,447 back faster than this postcard. 332 00:22:16,853 --> 00:22:18,790 It's been seven years. Russian post. 333 00:22:24,195 --> 00:22:25,828 I miss you too, grandma. 334 00:22:37,677 --> 00:22:39,625 Congrats to my loved divorcee. 335 00:22:40,864 --> 00:22:44,051 I hope new stamp in your passport 336 00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:47,813 left place for a wedding stamp. 337 00:22:51,148 --> 00:22:53,108 Zhenya, I'm sorry. 338 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,437 We should live separately for some time. 339 00:23:06,196 --> 00:23:07,853 Thank you. 340 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:12,563 - I'm sorry. If I knew it was a postcard. - Even in that case 341 00:23:13,515 --> 00:23:15,960 I'd do everything I can for you to get it. 342 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,250 What did a grandma write to her monster? 343 00:23:37,226 --> 00:23:40,882 Asked you to f*ck off, idiot. 344 00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:46,629 - Did someone call? - No, it's reminder for me 345 00:23:47,364 --> 00:23:49,168 to kiss you. 346 00:23:56,201 --> 00:24:00,435 - I'm sorry, couldn't stop myself. - Am I changing because of your kisses now? 347 00:24:01,536 --> 00:24:03,473 So let's kiss after 6 pm. 348 00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:06,156 How am I suppose to take examinations now? 349 00:24:08,265 --> 00:24:10,579 Sorry but I gotta kiss Nikita. 23142

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