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Hi, my name is Lika Vershinina.
And I have a small problem.

Sometimes I weigh 50 kilograms.

50 kilograms!

And sometimes I weigh 100 kilograms.

Sometimes 50 kilograms again.

I can not control my transformations.

Since I started dating Nikita,

I become fat during
his kisses with Ulyana.

But I trusted him.

Until he kissed her at the party
in front of all our groupmates.

ANGELICA

I could not understand why
I did not transform because of their kiss.

Kristina says this is because
they were kissing without a tongue.

But I am sure
this is because of Nikita's betrayal.

He ruined our connection by his action.

Now my transformations are not depended
from this pretty

douche.

Are you alright?
If you were fat, it would be softer.

Thank you.
I am fine.

Let's roll!

Even though it has been
a few months since the party,

I have not spoken to Nikita yet.

What would I tell him, though?
I do want to listen to his excuses.

Whatever was on his mind back then,
it would never excuse his betrayal.

And it looks like he is okay with it.

He is doing great.
He is dating Ulyana.

But there are nice moments as well.

Zhenya and Roman Alekseevich are great.

Zhenya's parents bought a new apartment.

Zhenya and Roman Alekseevich
moved in with them.

Shall we go see a movie?

Yes, I have not been there forever.

I will get dressed after I have eaten.

Kristina moved in with Lesha.

I do not know about Lesha,
but Margarita Sergeevna is definitely glad.

Because there is double control
over this dummy.

Yes, Margarita Sergeevna, I found him.
We will be at home soon.

What?
Yes, I bought kefir and crab sticks.

That is all.
I do not have anymore news.

Are you finally awake, sleeping beauty?

I took a shower,

bought fresh buns.

And you were still sleeping.

Good morning.
Right, Kirill is living with me now.

I have news.

The good news is I made you coffee.
The bad news is we have to clean the stove.

- Bon appetit.
- Thank you.

I mean not with me, at my place.
In my grandma's room.

He had a fight with his parents,
and they got him out of their place.

And I let him in as a friend.

I have a presentation today!

Thank you for helping me
with a presentation for applicants.

As Margarita Sergeevna said,
"The open house is..."

It is a serious and important event.
Everyone have to take part in it.

Robert Valeryanovich,
the rector of our great university,

and I place
this hige responsibility on you.

ROBERT VALERYANOVICH.
THE RECTOR.

So, enrollees want to be managers
and lawers now.

And you have to allure them
into our department.

Who wants to be responsible?

- Burdukovskaya wants.
- Why me?

- Do you want the diploma with distinction?
- Chipmunk!

Why are you laughing, Molchanov?
You are a deputy prefect, by the way.

You are responsible as well.
Agitate people.

You have many stupid friends
without a degree. Get them here.

I can make a website on the Internet

and add the link on the night club website.

Vershinina make something
on how much we love our department.

- A presentation?
- Yes, something like that.

And remember, my sweethearts,

that it is better to organize
the open house well, then...

Resit exams for hundred times.

Good.

What if
these applicants won't be listening to me?

They will.
I added dubstep in the presentation.

- I have to go.
- Break a leg.

Here.

I am nervous about performing
in front of applicants.

Zhenya, stop it.

You should not worry about people
who are just about to leave a school.

Everything is going to be fine.
Do not worry.

Zhenya, you...

You go, I will check the car.
Brakes do not work well.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I came to talk, because you do not respond
your ex wife's calls.

Zhanna.
ROMAN ALEKSEEVICH' EX WIFE.

You made your choice
by jumping in a another man's bed.

Wait.
Go, I will come later.

Roma, listen.
Would you like to come over?

I have your stuff for three years already.

How interesting.

My stuff are bothering someone
in my apartment.

- You can throw them away.
- Roma, I...

I have missed you.

- Excuse me, Fedor...
- Vladimir Olegovich.

Right.
They want you in the department.

Dear, applicants.

I am glad to welcome you
in our university.

Curly, I am talking about you too.

Stop writing on the table and listen.

So dear applicants...

And then our best students will tell you
about our department.

I wanted to hire a detective,
but you have been found yourself.

- And after the presentation...
- Wait.

- Are you a school student?
- No, I am an intern at a school.

I brought two students
for the open house.

How lucky I am.

Please, tell me
that you are an anatomy teacher.

Because I missed
a few important classes in school.

Yes?
Let your girlfriend tutor you.

Girlfriend?

My sister and I are often told
that we are not alike.

The journalism profession teaches
eclecticism.

What is it?

How to explain.
Roughly speaking, syncretism.

What?

- Are you all stupid...
- Enough, Burdukovskaya.

I could have gotten to Oxford,
Cambridge Queen.

But I chose our university.

Because they need bright people like me.

I am a leader and a rock for groupmates.

Our university has a lot of advantages.

First of all, I live near by.

Second of all...

Studying in our department develops
diplomacy in students.

As well as respectability, tact.

Shut up!

Curly, pay attention.

Here you will learn that commitment
to a cause is a main feature

of a good journalist.

Yes, commitment and loyalty are
very important things.

Do not be afraid to make a wrong choice.

Journalism has many different areas.

So many areas
that if you are tired of one of them,

you can easily dump it
and find the new one.

Thank you for your attention.

Let's go for the tour, please.

You are surprisingly gentle with me today.
I am flattered, but what is going on?

I just missed you.

I felt so cold this night.

Let's move in.

You won't be cold anymore.
I have under-floor heating everywhere.

My parents can not stop talking
about meeting you.

Especially dad.

Okay.
But in a week.

- Or in a month.
- No.

I have already talked to my parents.
Today.

We are having dinner with them,
I will pick you up after manicure.

Okay?

- I am sorry, I...
- Do not. Did not you feel better?

The best way to feel good is
to show your ex that you are doing great.

Applicants, split into two groups.

Split into two groups!

And go to see the sights
of the university.

Your guides will be prefect Eugene

and deputy prefect Aleksey.

Roman Alekseevich and I are going to bring
a real star, the legend of journalism.

Mikhail Zelensky.

My group is going to start
with the library,

there are original poems of Lomonosov,
which he wrote in Petergof.

And I am suggesting to go where
you can see more people that at classes.

- In cafeteria. Follow me, kids!
- Wait.

You can see yesterday meatballs
in your school,

this library is unique.

Let's go.

Did you decide stop being single
and get married again?

What do you want?
I did not get it.

I saw your photos with Roman Alekseevich
on the Internet. You are his ex.

And ex is the key word,
he has a new girlfriend now. Do you get it?

Yes, thank you for informing me.

I usually care about weirdo's opinion.

- You are stubborn old crow.
- Girl, you can get punched for such words.

Do you see it?

If I ever see you with him again,
I will do the same with your face.

It is pretty.
Thank you.

What's up, people?

Do you understand
why our department is the best?

- Yes!
- Come here and take drinks.

Lady, this is for you.

I allow you to split into couples
and use store rooms.

- What are saying?
- Relax, baby.

This is the only way to get
youngsters into universities.

Do not worry about your students,
they are in the library.

There are only books and Burdukovskaya
Even the librarian is here.

If you do not like here,
we can find some place quiet.

Girls, have fun.

Remember about the easy exam.

- Wait. Have you seen Nikita?
- Who?

No.

What are you doing?

This is Lomonosov!
Stop it now!

If Zhenya sees it
she will become stutterer forever.

I will get the guard,
and he will stop this bacchanalia.

Let me go!
What are you...

Curly, hands off!

- Get in!
- What are you doing?

Let me out!

I am going to enter here for sure.

- What are you doing here?
- None of your business.

Yes, sure.

I am not a psychiatrist to know

why a grown man is hiding
in a store room.

Where is a light switch?

- Maybe I should check on the girls.
- They are fine, they are in the library.

- Yeah?
- Yes.

Burdukovskaya won't let them go

until she tells them about
all her favorite books.

They will die as old maids.

Maybe you will be a man this time
and give up a seat for me.

Really?
When I was not a man?

When you and Ulya decided to tell everyone
about my transformations.

Or do you think this is a fine gesture?

I am sorry that I was hurt
when I saw you kissing another man.

Did you see me?

Yes, Kirill kissed me,
but I pushed him away right away.

Why did not you tell me?

Why did not you tell me about the message
from your grandma?

I can get it when parents do not like me,
but dead grandmother...

Shut up!
Do not say this about my grandma!

You are such...

a fool.

I did not tell you about the blog
because I did not believe it myself.

Because I really thought
you were the one.

And I did not care about the message.

And you...

Wow.

Forgive me.
Let's get back together.

- We can not just do it.
- Why?

Nikita, you have a girlfriend.

- You are my girlfriend, I...
- Lika, are you here? It is me, Kirill.

What is going on here?

- Satan's Rout?
- Worse, drunk applicants.

They closed Lika and Nikita
in the store room.

That is where Nikita is.

Wait, are they together there?

What the hell is going on?

- Where is Lesha?
- Maybe in the dean's office.

Hold this.

Have you lost your mind?
Get off her!

- What does you sister want all the time?
- Sister?

I think our family will have a
mourning today. Brother will be killed.

- Insatiable douche.
- Kristina, relax.

This is my program on
how to bring students...

I think that you will
like our department,

and you will be frequent visitor...

We are starting a wet T-shirt competition!

We should have stayed here.
I got so bored in that library.

Mikhail Vasilyevich Lomonosov...

He discovered the
atmosphere on the planet Venus.

And they pained a ball in his mouth!

You know, this is a surprise.
We decided to greet you extraordinarily.

Not in a boring way as you they greet you
in government universities.

What was it?
The last time I was greeted like this...

Never I was greeted like this.

Nice joke!
So funny!

Roman Alekseevich is laughing too.

I have a good instinct
for self-preservation.

So I will go.

- Goodbye.
- Wait, what about meeting with applicants?

And...
Do you want tea?

How?
How could this happen?

Gena, where have you been?

- I went to the drug store.
- Go away!

- Okay.
- Well.

I do not want to hear anything
about not needing a deputy.

I am appointing a
person who will be telling me

everything what is happening here.

Here is Zhanna Dikonskaya,
my former student.

She worked for a few years
in a lawyer department

in one very famous publishing company.

- Hello.
- Since this moment

she is deputy dean.

She will teach legal basis of journalism.
Greet, gentlemen!

Do you want me to take you home?

I am sorry.

I just...

can not forget Lika.

Please, forgive me.

Kirill, I am sorry I kissed...

Well, thank you for pretending
in front of Nikita.

I did not pretend.

I wanted to kiss you very much because

I really like you.

But you were first.

Kirill, you should go into your room.

Yes, you are right.
I am sorry.

Good night.

Good night.