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I'll be happy if you say 'yes.'

No.

Get out. They've got to stay alone.

Kristina dear, please help me...
carry this clock to the car.

Yep. Let it stay at my place for a while.

- We're going home.
- Let's go, kitty.

Or you'll go into trouble.

Nikita, I said 'no,'
but it's not really 'no.'

It's neither yes nor no.

It's just too soon, you know.

I'd like to start all over,
but I need a break.

I've got to sort things out.

This month is a nightmare to me.

I need time and...

You've got to order your thoughts.
Let me help you with it.

Let me treat you with ice-cream
all day long.

And if you get drunk, I won't let you
call your ex, that is, me.

Nikita, you're not my ex.

But you can't move to me now.

- I've got to live alone for a while.
- OK, but...

It will look better on your finger
than in my pocket.

I can't take such an expensive ring.

Otherwise, I'll have to hire a bodyguard.

I'll be your bodyguard 24/7
for an indefinite period.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi. Wow! Fall into the ranks.

There's a rule here that rookie
cooks and irons for others for a month.

We're gonna live all together.
It's it so gr...!

Great.

ANGELICA

If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.

I'm not looking.

Good morning.

I got you breakfast.

Wow! Hi everyone!

Don't be embarrassed, sir.
I bet you've seen it before.

I feel awkward here.

Also, to some extent it's my fault
that your father kicked you out.

Let's live together
in an apartment I'll rent.

- Is it your guilty conscience?
- Well, it is.

But there's also another tiny reason.

I wanna be always by your side.
And bring you breakfast from the kitchen.

Not to drive through traffic jams.

- Yes, mam.
- Come to me before the tutorial, sir.

We've got to talk.

What does she want?

Nothing.

I guess she wants
to personally comment our pic.

I thought about it all last night.

She only had my dad's e-mail.
She's the one who sent him the picture.

Tell me if you have any trouble
about it in the university.

I'm a big girl.

I can stand up for ourselves.

You're my beloved fighter.

I'm not looking.

It's been a while I wrote here last time.

If I had any subscribers,
they'd be sick of waiting.

Nikita and I took a break in our relations.

I haven't seen him for nine hours
and 23... 24 minutes.

I'm missing him so much.
Should I have accepted his proposal?

'BABY OWL, NIKITA'S NOT YOUR MAN.
YOUR MAN IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.'

Baby Owl? Granny, you only called me so.

'Nikita's not your guy.
Your guys is right next to you.

You know him.'

Playing your tricks again, Granny?
Why don't you like Nikita?

Yes, he lied to me. He cheated on me.

OK, I know why you don't like him.
But Granny.

I really love him. And what do you mean
my guy is next to me and I know him?

Who are you talking about?

Damn.

Last time I slept so badly
on a sidewalk by a club.

But back then, I'd fallen asleep inside
on the great boobs of a brunette.

Sorry I'm not a long-legged mulatto.

Forget it.

I know a place with illegal slot machines.
Wanna go there tonight?

- Why? Are we goddamn cops?
- You don't play slot machines?

I mean, you took mom's money
to move out, but you never did.

I've invested it in a social unit.
But Vika refused me.

You proposed her?

Why didn't you tell me? Like your friend,
I would've talked you out of it.

Marriage's like a loan.
You've saved the downpayment.

You know what, bro?
Sell it and pay off your debt to me.

Easy. Alex?

- Will you marry me?
- What?!

Paying off my debt.
There are no debts in a family.

If you solve your issues this way,
there'll be no free pages in your passport.

Move out ASAP, trouble guy.

Forget it, nobody cares.
You didn't post your home video with Roman.

They'll forget it soon.

Laughing for no reason is the first stage
of the Kuru disease, which is fatal.

Don't kid them like that.
Or they'll run to the hospital for tests.

I'm not kidding.

- Tell me again what your granny wrote.
- She wrote me twice.

She says Nikita's not my man
and my Prince Charming is by my side.

He must be a master of disguise,
cause I've never seen him in 21 years.

- Can he be Alex?
- Can he?

He's always next to you.
Your granny might mean him.

No, I don't think Granny meant Alex.
She loved me, after all.

The social science teacher's giving 'A'-s
to everyone up there.

Idiots. We don't even have social science.

- Are you OK?
- That soup almost killed me.

It's not the first poisoning in our cafe.

My stupid little boy.

How could Dad kick me out
because of that picture?

He put me out of the threshold
without asking a single question.

Like I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

- I never fought that hard with him.
- Zhenya, it will be OK.

- Hello.
- Nikita boy?

You took breakfast?
I left pancakes in the fridge.

Thanks, Alex ate them.

- The rascal could've made a sandwich.
- Not a big deal.

I'm here about the money I took from Alex.
It turns out, I took it from you.

- I have no cash right now.
- There's an exchange option.

My point exactly. I bought a ring.
What if you happen like it?

It costs exactly 50.000.

Real man. You know how to please a woman.

You know what?
I don't think you'll like it.

It's not your size. Let me sell it
and give you money in a couple of days.

I'll like it. I'll even like
your fridge magnet from Syzran.

Put it on.

Nikita boy... I mean Yemelyanov!
Go to your class now!

Get ready for exams.

OK. See you.

- You called me, mam?
- You're not an ambulance to call you.

I invited you for a talk
about yesterday's mailout.

You're 35 years old already.

Even I, being 25 years old,
know how to use the Internet.

I know you do.
Nikita taught you, didn't he?

Save your sharp tongue
for your lousy newspaper.

But if you have a diarrhea of words,
I'll give you extra classes, 7 and 8.

- That's it, I'm having a meeting.
- I know you are.

It's a meeting with me.
You fixed it this morning by phone.

Mam, I'm so upset.
I haven't submitted my essay

They won't allow me take exams.

Your teacher's ill,
Roman Alexeyevich will take your exam.

Mam, what can I do? You have a minute?

Just a second. May I bribe you?

Are you totally nuts?

Remember the way Roman Alexeyevich
takes exams from female students.

Why Nikita's not here?
I can't stop thinking about him.

I'm also thinking about a vanilla muffin,
but Nikita's on the first place anyway.

I wish I could see him with half an eye.

Last night, you got a mailout

that I'd take your exam
for Alla Viktorovna.

Great mailout.
It's a pity there was no video.

But now I'm cool, 'cause I thought
Bordukovskaya'd die an old maid.

Shut... Shut up please.

- The exam will have two stages.
- What if Granny meant Roman Alexeyevich?

He's been next to me for 30 months.

No, he's perfect for Zhenya.

And what's perfect for Zhenya
can't be OK for someone else in this world.

If there's no one who wants to start,
I'll call you by the list.

Two of you won't be allowed to take exam.
Angelica Vershinina's on academic leave

and Alyona Arsenyeva.
She hasn't submitted her essay yet.

Sir, I have all you need.

Arsenyeva, take your seat.
And never do that again.

- At least with me.
- I thought you'd allow me.

You've allowed Bordukovskaya.
Why is she better?

- You think I did it for her marks?
- Why not? I saw it in a movie.

Though, a student didn't get an A
in front of the whole class,

- but alone with a teacher.
- OK now.

Zhenya and I are dating.

But this does not influence
on her academic performance.

She was the best student
of this university before it happened.

The subject's closed.
Otherwise, you'll get another teacher.

If anyone shows that goddamn picture
to the Rector or says anything about it,

I'll spill all our party pictures
to the web.

You'll deal with the cops then.
Got it?

Thank you all, see you tomorrow.

Could you talk to your mom?
I really need admission to the exams.

Not an issue. But I can forget
to remind my mom in the morning.

Though, if we wake up together,
you'll remind me

and I'll do it for sure.
- Will you give me your T-shirt again?

Deal.

Are you kidding me?
What did I tell you about my Alex?

Forgot the club video? Let me remind you.
You and your parents.

Angelica Vershinina, may I take your hand?

Nikita, I thought we agreed on a break.

I remember, but according
to the International Code of Breaks

I can't give you a golden ring.
But plastic one is not forbidden.

If you wear it during our break,
the separation will be easier for me.

I hope no girl is crying in a sand-pit.

That was a fair swap. She gave me the ring
and I gave her tickets to Narnia.

I mean, she's OK.
By the way, here's a stamp.

Now you can stamp everything
that belongs to you.

Here we go.

Now I'm cool.

OK, I got to go.
We're in time-out, bye.

Granny, have you seen his eyes,
smile or abdomen?

And, above all, I know he loves me.
I'm only happy by his side.

- I'm late for a meeting.
- I'm 40 minutes late for a shooting.

- Let me be first.
- No, you let me be first.

Know what? Why don't we do it together?
It's quicker.

OK.

Damn, we forgot to take shower.

Nikita?

I mean, I can't live with you right now,
but the first date is OK.

Especially since our very first date
failed.

Back then, I couldn't even imagine
that it would make me happy.

OK then. See you on the second floor
of the trade center

- by the ice-cream cart.
- By the ice-cream cart.

- I know it's your favorite place.
- It is.

Come on. Only after the first date.

On the cheek's OK.

- Bye.
- Bye.

We'll hang plasma TV on the wall.
A huge one.

- And then we'll get a cat.
- Fish are better.

Fish tank saturates the space with aerons,
which is great for the respiratory tract.

But you can take pictures with cat.
And post pics on the web.

Let's get a cat.

- OK, both cat and fish.
- Hi.

Good evening.

- The Rector is on the third floor.
- I was looking for you.

Why don't you answer my calls?

Where's a quiet place to talk here?

Stop! What are you doing?

I have no choice.
They don't allow me take exams.

Plus, you wanna send
the video to my parents.

They'll kill me or, what's even worse,
send me back to Saratov.

You're from Saratov, too?
You never told me.

I'm not an idiot to tell such things.
Bye now, it's freezing.

Wait! Let me hold your bag with your phone
and expensive cosmetics.

You don't want it to crash, do you?

Come on.

- Thanks.
- Go ahead.

Get off.

Listen to me.
Your olds won't see the video.

I'll talk to Roman, he'll take your exam.
He's a good guy, OK?

- Just learn an exam card.
- The whole card?

The first question of the first card.
It's easy, I only know it, too.

- Really appreciate that. I'll try.
- That's right.

What do we say in Saratov?

Janitor in Moscow is better
than colonel in Saratov.

It's same wage.

What a trouble.

I lost my temper yesterday.

I had my reasons.

But today I gave it a thought and decided.

You'll marry my daughter.

You decided?

Serfdom was abolished in 1861.
I'll get married when I want to.

- Also, first we got to live together.
- Live together?

Yes. Yes. Live together.

- Now we're going to pick an apartment.
- It's out of the question.

If you wanna live together, live with us.

What are you talking about?
Living under your control?

'Be home at 9, one hour of video games,
and sweets only after soup?'

I'm not here to persuade you.

Dad, we'll pay you visits.
But we'll live separately.

Then I'm gonna live with you.

Mama said I can't come back without you.
Or she'll move to Granny.

Zhenya? Roman?

Tonight we'll be waiting for you at home.

I still don't know
who Granny was talking about.

I've recalled all men I know.
Except for our doorman.

He and Granny were friends,
but I don't think a 60-year-old man

is my destiny.
I'm having a first date with Nikita.

I'm sure there's no man on earth
whom I can love more than him.

I wanna be with him every day.

I wanna post his cute sleeping face
on the web.

There's no and will never be
another man like him.

THERE IS ONE.