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I understand that this story hurt you,
and I behaved like a jerk.
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You're not a jerk.
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Although, today you acted like a jerk.
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You're the first girl to call me like that.
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And I hope, you'll be the first one
to forgive me for that.
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I agree to be the first.
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Thanks.
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And I've just understood
that I like you even more now.
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My girlfriend and I
are having a good time?!
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Nikita set it up!
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He kissed me to post the photo!
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ANGELICA
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How could Nikita do this?
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He kissed me only to take a photo!
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Lika, it's 5 am. We've discussed it
for a hundred times!
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And most importantly,
he kissed me with a tongue.
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It's so vile.
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All these kisses with tongues.
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Sex.
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What are you talking about?
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We only kissed and nothing else.
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Yes, right.
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Listen, I have a great idea! You should
call him and say what you think of him.
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I've called him like a hundred times
already. He doesn't pick up.
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And he doesn't answer my texts.
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Why call? I should come and talk to him
face to face!
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He'll be at the studio today.
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Right! The sooner, the better. And if
the mountain won't come to Muhammad...
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I don't mean that you're the mountain
or Muhammad.
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- Well, you got it.
- Okay.
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Thank God it's over!
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Finally I'm going to sleep.
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I'm not done with you yet.
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Do you you recognize yourself?
And who is it with you?
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Is the photo too dark or not?
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Burdukovskaya, what the hell?
Are you playing a spy now?
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- Give it to me!
- Hands off! How could you do that?
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Roman Alekseevich wants to propose you,
and you're doing this.
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- You must tell him about it!
- I'm going to tell something to you now.
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You will regret you were even born!
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Choose, either you'll tell him yourself
or I'll show him the photo.
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Burdukovskaya!
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Zhenya, I'm sorry
I freaked out about the photo.
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Lika was complaining the whole night,
and I wanted to sleep so bad.
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But when I woke up,
I though you were right.
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I need to tell Roma that I like Lyoha.
He's funny, I like it.
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Don't be mad. Here.
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Let's make it up!
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I feel bad - I don't like fights.
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Friends again?
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The coffee is so good! Colombian arabica!
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I made you a bigger cup as it's free.
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You should try it.
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You know, drinking coffee is unhealthy.
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Especially when it smells like meds!
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There are sleeping pills
combining with caffeine in here!
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It could lead to dangerous problems
or even death. Are you crazy?
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I'm leaving!
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Zhenya! How could you think of me
like that?
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Sleeping pills? I'll explain it to you!
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What sleeping pills, Zhenya?
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Is there anyone alive here?
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Why is she sleeping on the floor?
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Well,
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she leads a healthy lifestyle and sleeps
on a hard surface. It's good for the spine.
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My head is killing me.
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Coffee!
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I wouldn't drink it if I were you.
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Anyone could have drunk from this cup,
you may catch something nasty.
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I don't care.
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Stupid girl! I told you not to drink it!
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It's all your fault, Burdukovskaya!
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All I needed was deleting this photo!
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Young mistress, it's me, Aigul.
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I'm back and I'm going to clean everything.
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We are making Nikita's show in this studio.
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You can wait here, he'll come soon.
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Thank you for walking me here
and telling about this place.
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My pleasure.
You're our best host's girlfriend.
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By the way, there's a vending machine
with chocolate bars down the hall.
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The best host of Z-TV channel.
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Perhaps, he kissed his way in here. Jerk.
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Greetings from your favourite host
Lika Vershinina!
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From Victoria Vershinina,
to be more precise.
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Why does this sudden liposuction
happen at such a bad time?
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Why am I even surprised? It's usual now.
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It wasn't recording, I guess.
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I should stop panicking and
get out of here!
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I should change first, though.
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I almost got caught!
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It's easier to hide 50 kilos than 100.
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Pigeon? What the hell?!
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I've told you so many times
to stop riding this clunker!
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We'll be on air in an hour,
and our host is a one-eyed man!
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Bring the makeup artist. Now!
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Come on, fix him fast!
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Hello? Police? Come quick, there's a body
in the house! Gorki three building five!
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Is Nikita okay?
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Poor thing! I can't be mad at him anymore.
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People can't see him like this.
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Well, I can stand sideways.
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Or you can turn your ass around
and stand like this!
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But Vyacheslav!
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Vika? Hi. What are you doing here?
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I wanted to talk about us.
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I mean, about you and Lika.
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- But I see you're busy.
- Why didn't she come herself?
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Is she still too young?
She looks so, though.
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You know what?
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You should apologize to Lika.
Your kiss was fake, and you don't love her.
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I love my job,
and Lika is a part of it now.
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So, I love Lika partially.
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You're such a bigmouth! You'll make a post
today that Lika and you aren't dating!
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Or what?
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The live broadcasting may be canceled,
and he's hitting on chicks here!
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Security! What is she doing in the studio?
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Today is awful!
Ursul doesn't pick up.
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You look like a crazy fan
of Botox injections!
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- Who will host the show?
- I will!
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I can host it.
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Well, do you know what to do?
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Do you really think that any stranger
from the street can host my show?
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Over there?
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Hi, everyone! It's me -
a VJ with a very stupid nickname.
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You're watching another show
talking about
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some completely made up gossips
about celebrities on Z-TV channel.
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Who, with whom, why and how?
You'll find it out after the commercial.
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She can even write her own speech!
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- It's today's script. Get ready.
- Okay!
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Hello. A distress call has been received
from your address.
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- Was it you calling?
- Yes.
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Dear police officers,
I've been waiting for you!
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It is such a disaster here! Come with me.
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Look! My friends got too much and
passed out, and I'm here bored and alone.
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- Did you call us because of this?
- But you guard the order!
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And there's no order over here.
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I'm in danger! I'm sad and lonely,
and you should rescue me!
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I didn't offer you a drink!
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- What would you like?
- Nothing!
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Sasha, let's make a report.
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So, you aren't going to rescue me then!
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Very well then! I'm arresting you for
failure to fulfill your official duties!
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I'm going to call my father -
he's a legislator - and you will be fired!
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And your police station
will be shut the hell down!
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Okay, let's all calm down.
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We're leaving as we have much work to do,
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and you aren't calling either
your father or us, please!
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117: Gorki three building five. False call.
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We don't need any problems
with legislators.
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You're watching "Show Biz Pro"
on Z-TV channel. Celebrity news.
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Yesterday Victoria Dayneko got stuck
in the elevator.
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She promised to sue the rescuers
because they had saved her
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before she managed to take a selfie.
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Justin Bieber sold a lock of his hair
for 40000 dollars!
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It's a paradox but a famous actor
Benedict Cumberbatch,
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who played the role of Sherlock Holmes...
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Poor Justin,
let's raise some money for him!
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Otherwise he'll start wearing a wig.
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No panicking, it's just smoke,
and I'm still slim.
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Everything is fine,
I should continue talking.
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It's getting very hot in the studio!
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So right after the commercial
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something even hotter will await.
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Stay tuned!
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I have orthostatic hypotension.
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Did you drug me with Clonidine?
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Saratov drug dealer!
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- You could have killed me!
- Don't worry, I'm very experienced.
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Anyway, it's your fault,
you shouldn't have threatened me!
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Let's see.
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There's no photo anymore!
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What is this?
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Are you watching Roma?
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I knew it! No normal student
comes for the first class on Monday!
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Are you in love with Roma?
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Listen to me, you walking encyclopedia!
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- He's mine!
- Not for long.
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A have a copy of the photo on my laptop.
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And it's password protected -
you won't be able to crack it
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because you don't know
Maxim Gorky's real surname.
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Maxim Gorky's real surname is Diverson.
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You're a bitch!
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I haven't paid off the loan for it yet!
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Easy, easy, easy!
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You definitely have a gift.
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And very good reaction for changes.
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I have an offer for you. Would you like
to host the show taking turns with Nikita?
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For example, he takes Tuesdays,
you take Sundays.
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Why? My face will have healed by tomorrow.
I can have a plastic surgery if needed.
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Kutuzov, your contract clearly says that
it's forbidden to change your appearance.
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- But...
- Don't thank me.
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You can thank your clunker for it.
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- Think about it, Vika, and call me.
- Okay.
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Vika, you should refuse this offer!
This job is everything for me!
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I'll do anything for you!
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Only two weeks ago I would ask him
to hold my hand.
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But today...
I'll turn down the job offer
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if you announce
that Lika and you aren't together.
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And you won't do anything like this
to her ever again!
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Lately I don't recognize myself.
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I didn't even dream
to be with Nikita before,
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but today I've made him break up with me.
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The relationship was fictional, but still!
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Nikita is a handsome and charming cutie.
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He's a vile and mercantile scoundrel!
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It seems that Nikita has just written
about our breakup.
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Now everyone will start feeling sorry
for me and comforting me.
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"It hurts to say it but my relationship
with Lika Vershinina is over."
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"She dumped me. Deep inside I know,
it's for the better,
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because it's impossible to be with a person
capable for this."
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He lied again!
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"When I find this hippo in a skirt,
she's done!"
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"Poor Nikita. Hold on,
we are here for you!"
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"Nikita, honey, don't be upset.
She isn't worth it."
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"I hope you dead, you ugly cow!"
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Actually, it should be "die", not "dead".
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And what's this?
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Vika, you should refuse this offer!
This job is everything for me!
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I'll do anything for you!
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I'll turn down the job offer
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if you announce
that Lika and you aren't together.
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And you won't do anything like this
to her ever again!
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So it's my fault,
and he's all fluffy and innocent?
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Vyacheslav, hello. It's Vika Vershinina.
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I want to accept your job offer.
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You'll fail. Roma isn't a physics Olympiad,
you have no chances.
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We'll see. I will fight for him!
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What's wrong with you?
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Are you out of your minds?
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What's going on here?
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And Diana, why hasn't she gone
to the fashion show class?
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- Is she sleeping?
- Yeah!
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- Thanks to her.
- Don't you start! It's her!
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She wants to take my Roma from me!
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- You've finally confessed. Now I get it.
- You knew it?!
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You! You knew everything, my best friend!
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I called you my best friend. From now on
I won't tell you a thing about me! Ever!
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Quiet!
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00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,960
It's mom calling.
242
00:22:34,414 --> 00:22:36,562
Yes? Hi, mom.
243
00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:40,139
Hi. We landed. We'll be at home
in five minutes.
244
00:22:42,516 --> 00:22:44,108
You'll come in five minutes?
245
00:22:46,084 --> 00:22:51,291
Mom, I'm not at home, but the girls
are here... there, they'll meet you.
246
00:22:52,252 --> 00:22:53,752
- Okay?
- Okay.
247
00:22:54,502 --> 00:22:56,963
- Love you. Bye.
- Bye.
248
00:22:58,369 --> 00:23:01,418
- Lika, what are we going to do?
- I don't know.
249
00:23:01,734 --> 00:23:05,133
You started the apocalypse -
you should save the planet.
250
00:23:05,555 --> 00:23:07,461
Mom can't see me slim!
251
00:23:08,197 --> 00:23:09,705
I'll take the back door.
252
00:23:10,268 --> 00:23:12,471
Lika. Lika!
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